View Full Version : Woman jumps off 23rd floor of a Buenos Aires hotel...330 feet...and survives

Jan 24th, 2011, 10:39 PM
I'm sure there's more to this story.
Woman Jumps Off 23-Story Building ... and Lives!

1/24/2011 11:30 AM PST by TMZ Staff

A woman jumped off the 23rd floor of a Buenos Aires hotel today, landed on top of a taxi cab ... and survived.


According to the AP, the 30-year-old woman landed in a sitting position, was rushed to a nearby hospital and is being operated on for internal bleeding, broken hips and ribs.

The woman fell nearly 330 feet.

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Jan 24th, 2011, 10:40 PM
Who says the Toyota is not a safe car?

Super Dave
Jan 24th, 2011, 11:39 PM
Wonder why this was on TMZ?

That'd be my luck...I'd try to end it all by jumping off the Blue Water Bridge and land on a freighter hauling Sertas. End up with a mattress coil up my ass.

Jan 24th, 2011, 11:44 PM
How the hell is this possible? :eek:

Crazy Canuck
Jan 24th, 2011, 11:52 PM
You know you're having the worst day ever when you even fail at suicide. Ouch.

Jan 25th, 2011, 12:08 AM
You know you're having the worst day ever when you even fail at suicide. Ouch.

Jan 25th, 2011, 06:39 AM
unbreakable was based on a true story :eek:

Mrs. Dimitrova
Feb 4th, 2011, 12:45 PM
I think it helps when you fall with your bum. :lol:

Mistress of Evil
Feb 4th, 2011, 12:54 PM

You know you're having the worst day ever when you even fail at suicide. Ouch.


Feb 4th, 2011, 05:37 PM
This happened some weeks ago, I think she's fine now. Well...as fine as you can be when you fail at killing yourself by throwing off a 23rd floor.

Crazy Canuck
Feb 4th, 2011, 08:27 PM
I would imagine that the 2343 bones she broke will take a while to recover from, but otherwise she's probably doing great.

Personally, I hate people who kill themselves in this manner (or try, and somehow fail). Sure, risk killing somebody else by landing on them, or at best just ruining the day of hundreds of other people who have to see your dead body, you burning pile of crap. Seriously. Kill yourself in a bathroom or something. While I understand that people who are depressed enough to kill themselves aren't thinking about other people, I still want to bitch smack every last one of them for this.

Feb 6th, 2011, 07:14 PM
Oh GOhs...
now she has to live a more painful life.