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kittyking
Jan 23rd, 2011, 03:30 AM
Vote in the poll, and post any comments below

(not above, don't be a bad boy now)

*Kittykings Back :rocker2:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 23rd, 2011, 03:31 AM
I have sex way more frequently than I win the AO, so yea.

DeliriousPotato
Jan 23rd, 2011, 03:39 AM
Both activities are orgasm-inducing, but I would choose the trophy, cause I can rub it in someone's face, whereas in sex.... WAIT A MINUTE. BOTH CAN BE RUBBED IN ANOTHER PERSON'S FACE.

claypova
Jan 23rd, 2011, 03:42 AM
:tape::tape::tape:

DimaDinosaur
Jan 23rd, 2011, 03:45 AM
I have sex way more frequently than I win the AO, so yea.


http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p26/12con/newyork--youknowthatsalie.gif

Milito22
Jan 23rd, 2011, 03:46 AM
sex :spit:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 23rd, 2011, 03:57 AM
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p26/12con/newyork--youknowthatsalie.gif

That gif would've been remotely funny if I wasnt married, nice try anyways :wavey:

MB.
Jan 23rd, 2011, 03:57 AM
AO, for sure.

But I have a feeling sex is a rarity for 90% of TF posters, so I understand why they would choose that.

Hurley
Jan 23rd, 2011, 03:58 AM
If you have to ask, you're not getting enough.

miffedmax
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:02 AM
That gif would've been remotely funny if I wasnt married, nice try anyways :wavey:

Married and having sex?

And I've won the Australian Open.

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:06 AM
Married and having sex?


Talking aboout a gay relationship here :p

Nicolás89
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:13 AM
As of now, I'd rather have sex. That will change in a few days though (hopefuly)

JJ all the way
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:31 AM
That gif would've been remotely funny if I wasnt married, nice try anyways :wavey:

MArried?! From your posts, I thought you were a kid....:confused: :)

Six Feet Under
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:33 AM
I cant believe i actually voted :sobbing:
Kittyking :inlove:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:35 AM
MArried?! From your posts, I thought you were a kid....:confused: :)

Like any other self respecting gay guy, I try to keep young:angel: I am 22.

BlueTrees
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:37 AM
:unsure:

JJ all the way
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:39 AM
Like any other self respecting gay guy, I try to keep young:angel:

good one ..... :o ;)

kittyking
Jan 23rd, 2011, 05:52 AM
AO, for sure.

But I have a feeling sex is a rarity for 90% of TF posters, so I understand why they would choose that.

I'm in the majority :D

L'Enfant Sauvage
Jan 23rd, 2011, 05:59 AM
Sex comes and goes, that trophy will be there forever :angel:

Mary Cherry.
Jan 23rd, 2011, 06:03 AM
Sex comes and goes, that trophy will be there forever :angel:

Unless you're Pete Sampras.

Sp!ffy
Jan 23rd, 2011, 06:16 AM
Isnt winning the AO always followed by sex?

Leo_DFP
Jan 23rd, 2011, 06:23 AM
Like any other self respecting gay guy, I try to keep young:angel: I am 22.

you married young. :eek:

aussie open for me, please.

JJ all the way
Jan 23rd, 2011, 06:27 AM
Unless you're Pete Sampras.

Awww poor pete :(

Leo_DFP
Jan 23rd, 2011, 06:29 AM
Unless you're Pete Sampras.

Haha FTW.

Especially ironic and/or fitting a joke because it was all of Sampras' non-Slam trophies that were stolen. Except one: his first AO. :spit:

kittyking
Jan 23rd, 2011, 08:08 AM
Haha FTW.

Especially ironic and/or fitting a joke because it was all of Sampras' non-Slam trophies that were stolen. Except one: his first AO. :spit:

:rolls:

Caralenko
Jan 23rd, 2011, 08:12 AM
You have something to show for winning the AO. So there.

The Witch-king
Jan 23rd, 2011, 08:21 AM
You have something to show for winning the AO. So there.

Babies?

AnomyBC
Jan 23rd, 2011, 09:22 AM
It depends. Does choosing to win the Australian Open preclude me from having sex in the future? Because I certainly wouldn't give up sex for good to win the Australian Open. But if it was just one instance of sex that I'd be missing out on, then I'd probably go with winning the Australian Open. (I mean, if necessary, I could always use my Australian Open winnings to pay a girl to have sex with me.) But it also depends, to an extent, on who I would be having sex with, and whether it would be my only opportunity to do so. If it was someone I was really, really, really into and this was my only chance to have sex with them, then I'd definitely go with the sex. So again, it depends :)

AnomyBC
Jan 23rd, 2011, 09:24 AM
Also, it depends on the quality of the sex as well. Are we talking really amazing sex or awkward, unsatisfying sex? Or do I not get to know beforehand?

DimaDinosaur
Jan 23rd, 2011, 09:30 AM
That gif would've been remotely funny if I wasnt married, nice try anyways :wavey:

ewwwww, someone married you.........now that's remotely funny :lol:

MaruSharapova
Jan 23rd, 2011, 09:30 AM
I love this thread :lol:
SEX :angel:

Like any other self respecting gay guy, I try to keep young:angel: I am 22.

I love you :kiss:

Soliloque
Jan 23rd, 2011, 09:33 AM
Where is the option "having sex with the guy who's gonna win the AO" ?

kittyking
Jan 23rd, 2011, 10:36 AM
Where is the option "having sex with the guy who's gonna win the AO" ?

Consider the world is going to end tomorrow, and you reached your first Aussie Open final. Do you;
a) Play and go onto win the Aussie Open final
b) Concede defeat, and spent the night having hot wild sex with your partner (or me, take your pick)

Shvedbarilescu
Jan 23rd, 2011, 10:39 AM
Win the Aussie Open. I could do with the prize money. I really could. :shrug:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 23rd, 2011, 02:59 PM
ewwwww, someone married you.........now that's remotely funny :lol:

Trying a bit too hard there, but atleast you got what you wanted...my attention.



I love you :kiss:

:kiss:

JJ all the way
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:07 PM
Where is the option "having sex with the guy who's gonna win the AO" ?

Imagine is Radek won - that would suck :(

Soliloque
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:11 PM
Imagine is Radek won - that would suck :(

I was thinking about Nadal or Djokovic. But you're right, I don't know if I'm ready to take this risk if Radek is in the draw.

AcesHigh
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:14 PM
Sex is easy.

Winning the AO is incredibly hard. The Aussie Open for sure.

cellophane
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:14 PM
How did I know that "have sex" was going to be an option in a kittyking poll before opening it?

AcesHigh
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:16 PM
Better question would be...

Would you rather win a match that lasted 5 hours?
-or-
Would you rather have sex for 5 hours?

Sean.
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:24 PM
I'm confused, is the option 'never have sex ever again' or 'miss out on one night of sex'? :scratch:

Imagine is Radek won - that would suck :(

KieferFan would be doing the sucking. :p

Michael!
Jan 23rd, 2011, 04:32 PM
Mods delete or move all kind of threads but this thread, with a typical retarded kittyking poll, which has nothing to do with tennis anyway, stays, well done :spit:

Mistress of Evil
Jan 23rd, 2011, 06:12 PM
:spit:

Ryan
Jan 23rd, 2011, 06:26 PM
I have sex way more frequently than I win the AO, so yea.



This for me too.



But this is TennisForum....I doubt most of the people here have active sex lives. So its actually a valid question.

matthias
Jan 23rd, 2011, 06:27 PM
i guess Wozniacki is a virgin in both ways

VeeJJ
Jan 23rd, 2011, 07:30 PM
But this is TennisForum....I doubt most of the people here have active sex lives. So its actually a valid question.

:hysteric:

I never really thought this forum fit the stereotype of bloggers with no lives. :rolls:

But I agree with Sp!ffy: After I win the AO, I'm gonna have awesome celebratory sex anyway. So I get to win AO, go down in history, and i could celebrate it everyday if i really wanted to, so yeah. Both is a very possible answer :)

But I do like the "have sex with the person who won AO. Djockovic won AO already though. My chances of achievng my dream are slim. What if you have sex with boths guys that made the final just to be nice. NADAL vs. DJOCKOVIC for AO 2011 Final!!!! :cheer: :cheer:

égalité
Jan 23rd, 2011, 07:32 PM
With whom? :hehehe:

fouc
Jan 23rd, 2011, 07:39 PM
Like any other self respecting gay guy, I try to keep young:angel: I am 22.

:lol:
nice save!

DimaDinosaur
Jan 23rd, 2011, 11:03 PM
Trying a bit too hard there, but atleast you got what you wanted...my attention.



:kiss:

Lol, I'm not trying, you're setting yourself up a lot. But in all seriousness, I'm glad the UK allows gay marriages, when will the USA finally take that next step...... :scared:

The Dawntreader
Jan 23rd, 2011, 11:12 PM
ewwwww, someone married you.........now that's remotely funny :lol:

Are we 10 years old today?

Ilikebigboobies
Jan 24th, 2011, 02:42 AM
I would rather have sex with the winner of the WTA Aus Open. Unless it is Na Li.:bolt:

kittyking
Jan 24th, 2011, 08:56 AM
Better question would be...

Would you rather win a match that lasted 5 hours?
-or-
Would you rather have sex for 5 hours?

HOT! :hearts:

kittyking
Jan 24th, 2011, 08:57 AM
I would rather have sex with the winner of the WTA Aus Open. Unless it is Na Li.:bolt:

Na Li sounds similar to No Ti :p