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JUSTICE4ALL
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:08 AM
Ugh after watching those awful matches in New York and these horrible matches in Australia. It's pretty clear that Serena's skill level is like 2 levels up from the rest of the WTA! None of these players are the least bit impressive! Ugh tennis without Serena is like sex without a condom....It's just not COOL! Please come back SERENA, ugh I'm sick of watching these non-serving, non-famous, non-fabulous, mental midgets!

Long live the Queen!!


http://shoeminx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/serenawilliamsinsideebonyii.jpg

RenaSlam.
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:09 AM
Kim seems to be in good form this tournament. We'll see.

J.Bravo
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:10 AM
Why would you upload that terrible pic of Serena? :lol:

JUSTICE4ALL
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:11 AM
Sorry we only talking about double digit champions in this thread! ;-)

doni1212
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:11 AM
Just 2 levels?! Hell no! :lol:

SymphonyX
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:11 AM
Ugh after watching those awful matches in New York and these horrible matches in Australia. It's pretty clear that Serena's skill level is like 2 levels up from the rest of the WTA! None of these players are the least bit impressive! Ugh tennis without Serena is like sex without a condom....It's just not COOL! Please come back SERENA, ugh I'm sick of watching these non-serving, non-famous, non-fabulous, mental midgets!

Long live the Queen!!


http://www.hiphoplead.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Serena-Williams-Kim-Kardashian2.jpg

I think you forgot about someone who bears a resemblance to Fiona from Shrek.

Everyone else though, sister Venus unfortunately included, really are currently a level or two below Serena.

bandabou
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:13 AM
Oz open without Serena..is indeed kinda boring. Serena ain't the queen of the Oz open for nothing.

VeeJJ
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:13 AM
you just wanna start shit.

See USO 09 Sf please. An inform Kim can def challenge Serena. After watching Maria today she didn't suck but she needs needs work but loads of improve were shown. I think the WTA will go out with a bang this year and next before all the greats retire.

Serenus Christ
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:13 AM
Management!

eck
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:13 AM
I'm surprised it took you this long to figure that out.

Ever since Wimbledon, Serena pretty much showed that as long as she can serve like normal, even with questionable groundies, she can still beat anyone handily.

The only person that could probably stop her is Kim.

Sailor Vee
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:14 AM
Kim's playing well and Maria's match that just finished was awesome! But iDo miss Serena!

cellophane
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:14 AM
JUSTICE4ALL is BACK1111!!!!! :haha:

"Like sex without a condom" :sobbing:

JJ all the way
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:15 AM
Ugh after watching those awful matches in New York and these horrible matches in Australia. It's pretty clear that Serena's skill level is like 2 levels up from the rest of the WTA! None of these players are the least bit impressive! Ugh tennis without Serena is like sex without a condom....It's just not COOL! Please come back SERENA, ugh I'm sick of watching these non-serving, non-famous, non-fabulous, mental midgets!

Long live the Queen!!


But sex without a condom feels sooo much better! Just like tennis without Serena .......;)

JUSTICE4ALL
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:15 AM
KIM? Girl bye wake me up when she wins a Slam where Serena plays and isn't defaulted! :-)

Brooklyn90
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:16 AM
:worship: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!! :worship:

renstar
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:16 AM
Well its just your opinion poster, and looking at your picture up I wonder why, a Serena tragic. Im actually enjoying a lot of the matches and myself consider Kim a better player than Serena so not missing her at all. Couldnt care less if she retired and didnt come back.

thats all

super ana
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:21 AM
She is head & shoulders above the rest.

bandabou
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:24 AM
Well its just your opinion poster, and looking at your picture up I wonder why, a Serena tragic. Im actually enjoying a lot of the matches and myself consider Kim a better player than Serena so not missing her at all. Couldnt care less if she retired and didnt come back.

thats all

:lol: 13 to 3? And still Kimmy is a better player..interesting.

Young 8
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:25 AM
KIM? Girl bye wake me up when she wins a Slam where Serena plays and isn't defaulted! :-)

Us Open 2005

ExXotikal
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:26 AM
ROTFLMAO :lmao: :lmao: :spit: :cry:

tenn_ace
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:28 AM
Long live the Queen!!


http://shoeminx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/serenawilliamsinsideebonyii.jpg

Some Like It Hot :drool:

Mistress of Evil
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:32 AM
http://i864.photobucket.com/albums/ab210/_svetlio_/GIFS/15ead5u.gif

Mrs. Dimitrova
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:33 AM
Management!

This.

Galsen
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:35 AM
http://i864.photobucket.com/albums/ab210/_svetlio_/GIFS/15ead5u.gif

dead

Tennisation
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:40 AM
Sex without a condom? I assume you mean dangerous and floating...but Justine's already out.

cellophane
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:43 AM
http://i864.photobucket.com/albums/ab210/_svetlio_/GIFS/15ead5u.gif

Rome and Madrid :lol:

dechygirl
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:45 AM
I think since Serena's won grand slams before she can do it again. There's no difference between winning the French Open once and winning it 5 times. And the Australian open...once she's recovered, only time and money stand in her way! I hope she just doesn't go broke :(

Jeff
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:50 AM
So true. Come back soon, Serena!!!!

thegreendestiny
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:51 AM
Someone ban the OP quick. :o

dechygirl
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:52 AM
Hahaha thegreendestiny NICE. I also like the "red yawn". :)

franny
Jan 21st, 2011, 06:57 AM
Ugh after watching those awful matches in New York and these horrible matches in Australia. It's pretty clear that Serena's skill level is like 2 levels up from the rest of the WTA! None of these players are the least bit impressive! Ugh tennis without Serena is like sex without a condom....It's just not COOL! Please come back SERENA, ugh I'm sick of watching these non-serving, non-famous, non-fabulous, mental midgets!


Long live the Queen!!


http://shoeminx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/serenawilliamsinsideebonyii.jpg

Um, while I do miss Serena and hope she comes back soon, sex without a condom is GREAT (as in, it feels great). Sex with condoms suck (no pun intended), although I do not advocate ppl engaging in unprotected sex since the chance of contracting an STD or having an unwanted pregnancy outweighs the added pleasure from not using a condom.

bandabou
Jan 21st, 2011, 07:13 AM
Serena's missed..but what can u do? Just enjoy the few good matches. Kim's playing well, Vika's doing her thing..could be good.

Serena_Williams_
Jan 21st, 2011, 07:20 AM
She is above everyone else except Kim and Venus(the sister thing could sometime get to her)

dechygirl
Jan 21st, 2011, 07:25 AM
She's only won this title 7 times...she wouldn't have been the favorite. LOL.
I'm so joking. We all know that Safina will never be able to win this again, and Ana can never get past the 2nd round because she plays horribly in Australia.

Thoughts?

pav
Jan 21st, 2011, 09:39 AM
Sex without a condom can result in something irritating,annoying for a long term,unpleasant and hard to get rid of.

Mary Cherry.
Jan 21st, 2011, 09:53 AM
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/4800/hbcslightsqint.gif

goldenlox
Jan 21st, 2011, 10:13 AM
Some of its frustrating. The big hitters make too many mistakes, the defensive players dont go for enough.
But that's womens tennis, and its why Serena is winning so many majors the last 2 years.

pancake
Jan 21st, 2011, 10:33 AM
KIM? Girl bye wake me up when she wins a Slam where Serena plays and isn't defaulted! :-)

Don't ever wake up please. And could someone put the unused condom over the OP's head or hands?

young_gunner913
Jan 21st, 2011, 10:36 AM
So true. This tournament was over before it begun.