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Dawn Marie
Oct 16th, 2002, 09:59 PM
I FIND THE WTA TOUR SO DAMN BORING!! Because Momo. Jennifer and Lindsay nor Henin can't win a freakin title!:) They are so NOT DOMINATING and I find it bad for tennis. I find the fact that they don't win too much boring for tennis. So bored I am yawning at the moment.:) "YAWN"

I truely find it funny that the very same players about 3 months ago hell maybe even 1 month ago that stated that V@S are making tennis boring, now can't win a title when they are not playing. Maybe the SWISSCOM CHALLENGE will help get some excitement back to the WTA tour and make a winner out of one of the above mentioned gals.:) Cause right now I feel the tour is reeking of BOREDOM. Just not enough "Domination" from players who want more "excitement", just way too many top players going out early in tourneys. Barring Kim Clijsters of course.:)

So now I get it. It is more interesting and exciting when top players lose, lose and still lose. Then it is when the best players win win and win.

Oct 16th, 2002, 10:01 PM
Alexandra Stevenson I think will crush the Big L in the finals.:)

Oct 16th, 2002, 10:04 PM
Great thread Dawn! I love sarcasm--especially when it accurately hits its target(s)!

Oct 16th, 2002, 10:05 PM
I have never been so bored with tennis as I am at the present moment in time some one give them a kick up the arse and wake the dozzy buggers up PLEASE!!!!

Oct 16th, 2002, 10:05 PM
Well Kim is I think doing her part to keep it exciting. Jennifer is losing early which is exciting too but this doesnt help her ranking. I sa on Yahoo the this Zurich final will be on Oxygen at 9AM oct 26 and they said same day coverage which are two different days so what's up with that?

Oct 16th, 2002, 10:06 PM
:D HaHaHaHaHaaa...aaaahhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa:hearts: :hearts:

:wavey: :wavey: Hi ya Dawn:wavey: :wavey:

Oct 16th, 2002, 10:07 PM
i think when the top player lost is good, it shows that the women game has some depth too not just only in the men game as some commentators has said.

Dawn Marie
Oct 16th, 2002, 10:09 PM
Hi persond:) Hi everyone I am glad you like sarcasm:)

Oct 16th, 2002, 10:10 PM
you have to admit the lower ranked players are boring to watch in the womens game, its totally different in the mens

Come Back Venus and Serena all is forgiven!!!!

Oct 16th, 2002, 10:12 PM
Hail Kimmy :kiss:

Oct 16th, 2002, 10:13 PM
Dawn Marie sarcasm is great its just hard to use on the board as people easily take offence but in my day to day life I get the shit riped out of me for using it 2 much

Oct 16th, 2002, 10:14 PM
no there are some low ranked player that are great to watch and have some personality like Anna K, Alex Steve, Mashona Washington, Danira Safina, Elke Clijsters. I could go on. On the ATP on the other hand they have little to no personality a lot ofthe times. Lleyton Hewwit and Pete Sampras are classic cases. They are simply boring to a lot of people!:)

Oct 16th, 2002, 10:18 PM
ok I take your point maybe I don't mean lower ranked players I mean players with no personality

Oct 16th, 2002, 10:20 PM
Just face it! a lot of the players on the ATP Tour dont care about the crowd or being an entertainer. They just want their paycheck and hit the door. But without the crowds there would be no ATP.

Oct 16th, 2002, 11:25 PM
Dawn Marie! U are one crazy chick. LMAO@this thread.

Jen, Justine, and Amelie are getting on my freakin nerves also. Can't even win a title, they are so booooooooooooriiiiiiiiinnnnngggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!;) ;) :) :D :D :D

Oct 16th, 2002, 11:33 PM
Yeah, SARCASM is so great, especially when you announce that it will be SARCASM, then it's twice as funny. :rolleyes:

Oct 16th, 2002, 11:38 PM
Great point Dawn, great point!!!

Crazy Canuck
Oct 17th, 2002, 12:32 AM
GoDominique - don't hate :sad: Appreciate!

This thread is pure brilliance :cool:

Look out Mensa, here comes Dawn Marie

Oct 17th, 2002, 12:39 AM
funny thread...and right on the money. Dawn u surprise me...;) ;)

Oct 17th, 2002, 12:46 AM
I don't find Kim's domination boring in the least.

Oct 17th, 2002, 01:03 AM
totaly funny,i love it!:D

Oct 17th, 2002, 01:58 AM
LMAO... :D

Oct 17th, 2002, 03:05 AM

Either a player in the top ten win a tourney or PLEASE bring back Venus and Serena!!!!!!!

Oct 17th, 2002, 03:26 AM
oh I get it, those player dared to mention V&S names, how dared them they should burn in hell :rolleyes:

Dawn Marie
Oct 17th, 2002, 03:54 AM
Er.. no actually you don't get it. lmao:)

Disposable got it, he even stated more sarcasm.:)

Cam'ron Giles
Oct 17th, 2002, 05:13 AM
:o :o :o :o
Dawn stole my idea...I thaught the same thing when I found out that Cappy had lost. Dawn, stop reading my fucking mind...What, you so dam bored with the tour you took up mind reading? Quit it...taking up curling or double dutch or something...:rolleyes:

Oct 17th, 2002, 09:17 AM
Sarcasm is OK if you have a point. So far I miss one here.

Oct 17th, 2002, 09:17 AM
Just being sarcastic.

Oct 17th, 2002, 09:24 AM
Wake me when VENUS & SERENA are playing again.

Bye, Dawn. :wavey:

Oct 17th, 2002, 09:25 AM
So, which players are boring to watch then :)
My list are:

Oct 17th, 2002, 09:47 AM
true, it's so very boring!! There's been ONE tournament where neither of the Williams sisters were playing and still Justine, Jennifer, Momo and Lindsay don't have a title each! How shocking!

Oct 17th, 2002, 12:04 PM
and I must add that it's absolutely pathetic that even though the Williams sisters are not playing now, the others still can't win a slam!!

Crazy Canuck
Oct 17th, 2002, 12:27 PM
lol @ Tine

You hit the nail on the head. How sad.

Jennifer should have at least 4 slams by now, with the Williams Sisters out ;)

Dawn Marie
Oct 17th, 2002, 04:02 PM
Tine all the slams are played already? Besides the tour didn't get BORING until AFTER the French Open:D

Besides this is about players who claim boredom, and yet still can't make things on their end exciting!;)

Oct 17th, 2002, 04:31 PM
Tine, you forgot to put "ATTENTION ! SARCASM AHEAD !" into your post. Without that, poor Dawn won't get it. :sad:

Oct 17th, 2002, 06:56 PM
They have been honing their training and preparation solely for the sisters. the problem is they have forgotten how the other girls play;)

Dawn Marie
Oct 18th, 2002, 04:31 AM
Well Momo, Jen Jen are out of the Swisscom, looks like our only "EXCITING" hope is Henin. Will she do it? One only knows.:)

The Vampiress
Oct 18th, 2002, 04:32 AM
Hehehe Nice

Oct 18th, 2002, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by Dawn Marie

Besides this is about players who claim boredom, and yet still can't make things on their end exciting!;)

I thought this was a sarcastic thread, meaning that you in fact LOVE the tour right now, think it's far from boring but extremely exciting.

Here I was thinking Dawn had joined us on the Dark Side;)

*picks up dictionary and looks up 'sarcasm'*

Dawn Marie
Oct 20th, 2002, 08:01 PM
Well looky right here I get back in town and , it's still "boredom". Maybe though in L.A. some top ten player will win the Championship. Then if V@S win it tennis will become Boring err exciting boring exciting..too black boring exciting boring boring boring. EXCITING!:D

Tine, really I DON'T FIND TENNIS BORING at all. I like to watch tennis. LOl@u

the cat
Oct 21st, 2002, 01:36 AM
Dawn, you are on a roll lately! :bounce: Even though you're sarcastic in what you wrote for this thread, you make a pertinent point! :) Those players who said the Williams domination of women's tennis was boring, have failed to play well and win tournaments in their absence.

Oct 21st, 2002, 04:16 AM
The Williams domination isn't boring at all. If there is one who's bored enough at losing all the all-williams encounter, it should be no less than Venus herself----one of the greatest of all times.:rolleyes:

Oct 21st, 2002, 07:29 AM
You're also missing an important point, the cat, one I had thought was clear in my sarcastic post. How many tournaments have been played in the absense of the Williams sisters? TWO! Only two! How can Capriati, Momo, juju, Kim, Lindsay all win a title when there have been only two tournaments?

Dawn Marie
Oct 21st, 2002, 07:42 AM
Tine maybe you should go back and read my first post, I clearly am refering to before and after players said they are making the tour "boring". French Open was in May. More than two tournaments have been played since then. Really it also (more sarcasm) "interesting/exciting" while V@S are not playing and they still can't put out.

Hi cat:)

Oct 21st, 2002, 07:44 AM
The fact is Serena has put out Venus...plain and simple.:o

Oct 21st, 2002, 04:04 PM
What exactly did the players say, Dawn? That they think it's a bad thing 'they' never win anything or that they think it's a bad thing the Williams sisters win everything? It's a huge difference, you know.
No one's saying the Williams sisters don't deserve to be where they are now.
You can't deny that when they're playing, it's almost certain they're going to win. When they're not playing, the winner of the tournament is not as easy to predict. This has clearly been shown. Lots of people find predictable tournaments boring, hence their complaints. Now that it's not predictable anymore, it's a lot more exciting to a lot of people.

You seem to think that 'not boring' equals 'top fivers other than the Williams sisters winning', whereas to most people 'not boring' means 'anyone other than the Williams sisters winning'.

Dawn Marie
Oct 21st, 2002, 05:35 PM
Tine all I want to say to you is Hiya:) I still think your not gettin this but lets just agree to disagree.

Oct 21st, 2002, 07:30 PM
Why do people harp on Venus.When everyone talks about Justin playing the final in wimb.To be in all final,and lose to your baby sister ,is great.Venus lost to no one but Serena.It's all in the family.Last year she did it to Serena.No one else did it.As long as one of them win,it all right with me .A Win for Venus is a win for Serena.etc etc.