View Full Version : If all tier 2 and above tournaments did what Porsche and Accura?

Oct 13th, 2002, 05:34 PM
What the prizes will be for the champion?

Sydney: a complete Adidas outfit,

Australian Open: a KIA

Toray Pan Pacific: well, this is complicated, it could be a hotel night, pharmaceutical products, ceramics, plastics, etc.

Paris: 1 year free natural gas bills

Antwerp: a cell phone

Scottsdale: free insurance

Indian Wells: free life insurance

Key Biscayne: free trades

Amelia Island: contact lenses

Charlestton: magazine subscription for a year

Hamburg: clothes

Berlin: a credit card

Rome: Nothing :o

French Open: hmmm, maybe a bank account at BNP-Paribas

Eastbourne: a free brokerage account

Wimbledon: an IBM thinkpad

Stanford: a bank account

San Diego: an Accura

Manhattan Beach: a bank account

Canadian Open: a cell phone

New Haven: a pen :o

US Open: a bank account

Tokyo: a Toyota

Leipzig: free financial advise

Moscow: Nothing :o

Filderstadt: a Porsche

Zurich: a cell phone

Linz: investment services

Los Angeles: a bank account

E. Blackadder
Oct 13th, 2002, 05:35 PM
Wow players would have a lot of bank accounts, insurances and cell phones :bounce:

Oct 13th, 2002, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Fingon
New Haven: a pen :o
:D :D :D

Oct 13th, 2002, 06:31 PM
LMAO @ Fingon.

You have a lot of down time as well I see. :)

Oct 13th, 2002, 06:33 PM
For the Canadian..does the cell phone come with the Mountie? ;)

Oct 13th, 2002, 09:43 PM
Please don't bring up Canada and cell phones. When you are in downtown Detroit you try not to use your phone because you can get hit with "roaming" charges if the signal bounces off those Canadian towers across the bridge. Your provider will credit you when you call in and complain, but it just becomes easier to not use it when you are in that area. To think I was just calling my family to see in they wanted me to pick up some BBQ and I was charged almost $4 for a one minute call!

Oct 13th, 2002, 10:30 PM
How has the BBQ? :)

Oct 13th, 2002, 10:35 PM
LOL, very funny post hehe

But unfortuneately I dunno enough about each tournament sponsors to suggest anything

Oct 13th, 2002, 10:40 PM
lmao, funny about the new haven one :D

Oct 14th, 2002, 03:05 AM
Don't laugh, when Venus won the final this year, she joked about needing to win so she could scoop some more free pens from Ron Shaw ;)

Brian Stewart
Oct 14th, 2002, 08:22 AM
Rome: Pizza :)

Moscow: ? A horse and a long-haired wig, for a victory lap? :eek:

Oct 14th, 2002, 11:04 AM
you forgot

BRATISLAVA: but i donīt know what VUB is :confused:

Oct 14th, 2002, 11:37 AM
matthias: Bratislava a tier !!????

keep on dreaming...

Oct 14th, 2002, 04:21 PM
The BBQ was good as always. However, this now makes me remember that when we first started getting that lunch special it was only $4; it's more than double that now over the past dozen or so years.

Oct 14th, 2002, 04:32 PM
You forgot Luxemburg!

The winner gets a Seat!

Oct 14th, 2002, 04:36 PM
LOL Fingon. I think I prefer the Porshe :)

Oct 14th, 2002, 04:50 PM
Very funny and original thread.