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young_gunner913
Mar 27th, 2010, 12:12 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/1037whs.png

Lady Jaja feat. Reeyonce
"Stop Hitting" (Telephone)
Song By: Young_Gunner913
Graphics By: Reetard (GOAT of all Graphic Makers)

Lady Jaja: Hello, hello Rena, Shino called,
the right foot fault thing.
I was in the front row and
I could not believe what I was seeing.
Your big ta-ta-toe was on the service line you see.
And after that call you went bat shit crazy.

Bat shit crazy.
Bat shit crazy.
Sorry girl, but you went bat shit crazy.

You shook your racket,
and I knew that you would cause a stir.
I cannot believe she said that,
You was gonna kill her.
Should’ve just ace that bitch so that now you could be,
sitting with grand slam number 13.

Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
I’m on my period and my throat is really sore.
Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
Just give me that error you stupid whore.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop hitting back to meh-
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I’ll go bat shit craze-
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop hitting back to meh-
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can hit all you want,
You’re not gonna get it by me,
And you’re not win this match you see.
Onto the floor,
And I need a medic quickly,
And you’re not winning this match you see.

Can hit all you want,
You’re not gonna get it by me,
And you’re not winning this match you see.
Onto the floor,
And I need a medic quickly,
And you’re not winning this match you see.

Reeyonce: Girl, the way you blow me up on court,
wont make me leave any faster.
Bring her to net and hit past her.
Your chances will dwindle faster.
I shouldn’t always stay at home,
cause the tour’s a disaster.
I stomp these bitches like crackas.
They know I’m the master!

Lady Jaja: It’s not like you can beat me.
I’m just too good you see.
And I’m sick and tired
of you trying to hit past me.

Reeyonce: Sometimes I feel like
I’m too hungry to give a beating.
Tonight I’m tankin, so I can
so I can spend my time eating.

Spend my time eating.
Spend my time eating.
Tanking this quarterfinal so I can start eating.

Lady Jaja: Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
I’m on my period and my throat is really sore.
Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
Just give me that error you stupid whore.

Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
I’m on my period and my throat is really sore.
Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
Just give me that error you stupid whore.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop hitting back to meh-
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I’ll go bat shit craze-
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop hitting back to meh-
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can hit all you want,
You’re not gonna get it by me,
And you’re not winning this match you see.
Onto the floor,
And I need a medic quickly,
And you’re not winning this match you see.

Can hit all you want,
You’re not gonna get it by me,
And you’re not winning this match you see.
Onto the floor,
And I need a medic quickly,
And you’re not winning this match see.

Stop hitting!
S-s-stop hitting!
Can hit all you want,
You’re not gonna get it by me,
And you’re not winning this match you see.

Stop hitting!
S-s-stop hitting!
Onto the floor,
And I need a medic quickly,
And you’re not winning this match you see.

Shino: FAULT!
Reeyonce: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Lady Jaja: Go get her, Honey Ree.

lestat111
Mar 27th, 2010, 12:14 AM
:happy:

Nikkiri
Mar 27th, 2010, 12:21 AM
I’m on my period and my throat is really sore.

:hysteric:

Bobisa
Mar 27th, 2010, 12:21 AM
:rolls: :bowdown:

young_gunner913
Mar 27th, 2010, 12:21 AM
brad wants a bj for making the graphic. someone tend to him. :tears:

дalex
Mar 27th, 2010, 12:27 AM
:lol:

Still a Jelena fan, reetard, eh? Even after all those bans. That's love. :lol:

Juju Nostalgique
Mar 27th, 2010, 12:33 AM
Amazing Gagarace! :lol: :yeah:

youizahoe
Mar 27th, 2010, 12:42 AM
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Potato
Mar 27th, 2010, 01:00 AM
:hysteric::worship:

Sammo
Mar 27th, 2010, 01:02 AM
:lol:

squig2k
Mar 27th, 2010, 01:03 AM
:worship:

miffedmax
Mar 27th, 2010, 01:14 AM
OMG, that brilliant. I'm going to have to go listen to the song now just to see how twice funny it will be...

Sund7101
Mar 27th, 2010, 01:22 AM
Omg!!! That's just perfect. :worship:

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 27th, 2010, 01:25 AM
:haha: :spit: You 2 are L E G E N D S :happy::haha:

young_gunner913
Mar 27th, 2010, 01:36 AM
OMG, that brilliant. I'm going to have to go listen to the song now just to see how twice funny it will be...

i would've loved to hear how it sounded in your head. :sobbing:

Caralenko
Mar 27th, 2010, 01:38 AM
:lol: Well done.

Slutati
Mar 27th, 2010, 01:38 AM
:spit:
Too good! I wish someone would show all this to JJ and Serena. :bigcry:

NicolŠs89
Mar 27th, 2010, 01:42 AM
:spit:

Mana
Mar 27th, 2010, 01:44 AM
This is actually amazing. Well done :worship:

BlackPanther.
Mar 27th, 2010, 02:05 AM
:spit::bowdown:

young_gunner913
Mar 27th, 2010, 02:51 AM
:spit:
Too good! I wish someone would show all this to JJ and Serena. :bigcry:

Dare I say a music video is in the works.

This is actually amazing. Well done :worship:

Thank you. :)

Lachy
Mar 27th, 2010, 02:58 AM
That's brilliant haha! Thought I may as well post this here...thought the words kinda fit well :)

http://i40.tinypic.com/dvm1c9.jpg

Error Count Down (Love Lockdown)
Kanye West Ft. Lady Aga, Woz Woz, Lady JaJa.

Lady Aga:

I'm not pushin' you, the way I wanted to
What I had to do, had to run from you
I'm in love with pushin, but the vibe is wrong
And that haunted me all the way home

Lady JaJa, WOZ WOZ, Lady Aga:

So you never know, never never know
Never know enough, 'til an error comes.
'Til we lose control, pushiní overload
Screamin', "No, no, no, n-no!?

WOZ WOZ:

I'm not pushin' you the way I wanted to
See I wanna attack but can't find the groove
So I keep it low, give a moonball a go.
So everybody else don't get a show.

Lady JaJa, WOZ WOZ, Lady Aga:

We keep our error count down, our error count down
Keepin' our error count down, our error count down
We keep our error count down, our error count down
We keep our error count down, you choke.

Lady Aga:

I'm not pushin' you the way I wanted to
I can't keep my cool, so I keep it true
I got no weapons, so I gotta move
I can't push myself and still push you too.

WOZ WOZ:

So I camp behind, the line I call my own,
The baseline is my home, itís my danger zone
How many times did I tell ya ? For it to finally get through?
I push, you lose.

I'm not pushin' you the way I wanted to
See I had to slow, see I had to moon it.
No more wastin' time, you can't push like me.
Youíre just raciní time, whenís it error time?

Lady JaJa, WOZ WOZ, Lady Aga:

We keep our error count down, our error count down
Keepin' our error count down, our error count down
We keep our error count down, our error count down
We keep our error count down, you choke.

Lady Aga:

I'm not pushin' you the way I wanted to
I bet no one knew, I got nothiní new
Know I said I'm through, but got more push for you
But I'm not pushin' you the way I wanted to

Lady JaJa:

Gotta keep it goin', keep the pushin' goin'
Keep it on a roll, only God knows
If I push at you, maybe I'm confused
You choke, you lose.

I'm not pushin' you the way I wanted to
When I wanna hit, I seem to get the flu.
I've been down this road, too many times before
I'm not pushin' you the way I wanted to

Lady JaJa, WOZ WOZ, Lady Aga:

We keep our error count down, our error count down
Keepin' our error count down, our error count down
We keep our error count down, our error count down
We keep our error count down, you choke.
You choke, I push, you choke, you lose.

Gdsimmons
Mar 27th, 2010, 03:04 AM
:haha::haha:
That is EPIC!!

young_gunner913
Mar 27th, 2010, 03:25 AM
:haha::haha:
That is EPIC!!

Thanks. :lol:

Roookie
Mar 27th, 2010, 03:33 AM
:lol:

Still a Jelena fan, reetard, eh? Even after all those bans. That's love. :lol:

:rolls:..BTW what happened to my favourite JJ hater Reetard? :sad:

Natalicious
Mar 27th, 2010, 03:37 AM
:haha: just loooove it!!! love it, awesome job guys

Yorker
Mar 27th, 2010, 03:47 AM
please do fergie- fergalicous and switch it to a player, I think that would be a hit

osseous
Mar 27th, 2010, 03:58 AM
:rolls: FANTASTIC!

Raiden
Mar 27th, 2010, 04:18 AM
Lady Jaja: Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
I’m on my period and my throat is really sore.
Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
Just give me that error you stupid whore. lol

mboyle
Mar 27th, 2010, 04:20 AM
I just want to say that the "Lady Jaja" nickname is brilliant and whoever started it is my new hero.

Caralenko
Mar 27th, 2010, 04:32 AM
I just want to say that the "Lady Jaja" nickname is brilliant and whoever started it is my new hero.

:D

danieln1
Mar 27th, 2010, 04:35 AM
:haha: :haha:

:worship:

Work of art!

young_gunner913
Mar 27th, 2010, 04:45 AM
:haha: :haha:

:worship:

Work of art!

Thank you. :inlove:

DimaDinosaur
Mar 27th, 2010, 05:08 AM
pretty funny

ivanban
Mar 27th, 2010, 07:31 AM
Reeyonce:I shouldnít always stay at home,
cause the tourís a disaster.
I stomp these bitches like crackas.
They know Iím the master!
..............
Sometimes I feel like
Iím too hungry to give a beating.
Tonight Iím tankin, so I can
so I can spend my time eating.

Spend my time eating.
Spend my time eating.
Tanking this quarterfinal so I can start eating.


:hysteric: :haha:

Apoleb
Mar 27th, 2010, 07:50 AM
Reeyonce:
I shouldn’t always stay at home,
cause the tour’s a disaster.
I stomp these bitches like crackas.
They know I’m the master!


Reeyonce: Sometimes I feel like
I’m too hungry to give a beating.
Tonight I’m tankin, so I can
so I can spend my time eating.

Spend my time eating.
Spend my time eating.
Tanking this quarterfinal so I can start eating.



:hysteric:

gorecki
Mar 27th, 2010, 08:06 AM
:bigcry:
this hit deserves a spanky smashing new MusicVideo from Lady JaJa :bowdown: and Reeyonce :bowdown:

http://i44.tinypic.com/1037whs.png

Lady Jaja feat. Reeyonce
"Stop Hitting" (Telephone)
Song By: Young_Gunner913
Graphics By: Reetard (GOAT of all Graphic Makers)

Lady Jaja: Hello, hello Rena, Shino called,
the right foot fault thing.
I was in the front row and
I could not believe what I was seeing.
Your big ta-ta-toe was on the service line you see.
And after that call you went bat shit crazy.


Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
I’m on my period and my throat is really sore.
Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
Just give me that error you stupid whore.


Reeyonce: Girl, the way you blow me up on court,
wont make me leave any faster.
Bring her to net and hit past her.
Your chances will dwindle faster.
I shouldn’t always stay at home,
cause the tour’s a disaster.
I stomp these bitches like crackas.
They know I’m the master!


Reeyonce: Sometimes I feel like
I’m too hungry to give a beating.
Tonight I’m tankin, so I can
so I can spend my time eating.

Spend my time eating.
Spend my time eating.
Tanking this quarterfinal so I can start eating.


:bigcry: :bowdown:

young_gunner913
Mar 27th, 2010, 10:26 AM
:lol: thanks.

Illusionist
Mar 27th, 2010, 12:55 PM
:worship: :lol: :lol: :spit:

Just Do It
Mar 27th, 2010, 02:10 PM
Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
I’m on my period and my throat is really sore.
Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
Just give me that error you stupid whore.

:worship:

-Sonic-
Mar 27th, 2010, 02:14 PM
GOAThread

LightsOut!
Mar 27th, 2010, 02:19 PM
INCREDIBLE...sooooooo funny!!!

friendsita
Mar 27th, 2010, 02:53 PM
amazing!! lolololol

dynamoRockstarr
Mar 27th, 2010, 02:58 PM
omg this is GOLD

AJZ.
Mar 27th, 2010, 03:41 PM
:lol: Awesome. My throat is really sore! LOL

Slampova
Mar 27th, 2010, 04:18 PM
:bowdown:

G&R
Mar 27th, 2010, 07:19 PM
:worship:

Optima
Mar 27th, 2010, 07:45 PM
Seriously, this is golden, I love it :worship:

young_gunner913
Mar 27th, 2010, 09:29 PM
thanks :hearts:

FORZA SARITA
Mar 27th, 2010, 09:32 PM
Just give me that error you stupid whore. :lol:

lemonwilly
Mar 28th, 2010, 12:34 AM
:lol: :worship:

CloudAtlas
Mar 28th, 2010, 01:27 AM
OMG now i just imagined JJ in her voice saying the cow burger line and the cracked mirror motherf*cker line. :eek:

Gdsimmons
Mar 28th, 2010, 01:46 AM
OMG now i just imagined JJ in her voice saying the cow burger line and the cracked mirror motherf*cker line. :eek:

Lol!! I can totally see that as well. JaJa and Reyonce!! I absolutely love it!!

shoparound
Mar 28th, 2010, 07:22 AM
Lady JaJa!!!!

M.P
Mar 28th, 2010, 07:41 AM
EPIC :haha: i love eating part

Lennval
Mar 28th, 2010, 10:59 AM
epic :haha:

Dexter
Mar 28th, 2010, 11:09 AM
This is brilliant. I listened to the song following these lyrics and I almost pissed myself laughing. :haha:

Elwin.
Mar 28th, 2010, 11:37 AM
:bowdown: :bowdown:

Joe.
Mar 28th, 2010, 11:50 AM
omfg :bowdown: :rolls:

Endru.
Mar 28th, 2010, 12:20 PM
:haha:

awesome work guys :bowdown:

Dandy_Warhol
Mar 28th, 2010, 02:19 PM
this is awesome :worship:

M.A.S.L.
Mar 28th, 2010, 02:43 PM
Young gunner is great.
Iīm now learning it to sing it in discos.

doktor
Mar 28th, 2010, 02:48 PM
well done guys, awesome work!!!!

~Eclipsed~
Mar 28th, 2010, 03:54 PM
Great job guys! :yeah: :lol:

Max565
Mar 28th, 2010, 04:53 PM
lol. someone tweet it to Serena.

cellophane
Mar 28th, 2010, 05:01 PM
Is there going to be a video? ;)

young_gunner913
Mar 28th, 2010, 07:09 PM
Young gunner is great.
Iīm now learning it to sing it in discos.

Thanks. :hearts:

Is there going to be a video? ;)

possibly. i've been writing a script for one but who knows. :lol:

Bobisa
Mar 28th, 2010, 08:32 PM
this is amazing song http://www.pic4ever.com/images/bliss.gif

young_gunner913
Mar 29th, 2010, 07:05 AM
this is amazing song http://www.pic4ever.com/images/bliss.gif

thanks. :hearts:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Apr 5th, 2010, 10:43 AM
:worship: :bowdown:

:lol:

Still a Jelena fan, reetard, eh? Even after all those bans. That's love. :lol:

I guess, she is not a priority on my dislike list anymore. I was kind of pleased she beat the person that she did to win IW.

:rolls:..BTW what happened to my favourite JJ hater Reetard? :sad:

and you are? :sad:

young_gunner913
Apr 5th, 2010, 10:44 AM
bradley is back!! :bounce:

John.
Apr 5th, 2010, 10:53 AM
LMFAO :worship::spit:

ptitnavet
Apr 5th, 2010, 11:29 AM
OMG just epic :worship:! Well done!!!

ivanban
Apr 5th, 2010, 10:31 PM
:worship: :bowdown:
I guess, she is not a priority on my dislike list anymore. I was kind of pleased she beat the person that she did to win IW.

honey, you're back :awww: :hug:

Hindrance
Apr 5th, 2010, 11:18 PM
Priceless :bounce:

young_gunner913
Apr 5th, 2010, 11:32 PM
OMG just epic :worship:! Well done!!!

:lol: thanks. :)

shoparound
Aug 18th, 2010, 08:34 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/1037whs.png

Lady Jaja feat. Reeyonce
"Stop Hitting" (Telephone)
Song By: Young_Gunner913
Graphics By: Reetard (GOAT of all Graphic Makers)

Reeyonce: Girl, the way you blow me up on court,
wont make me leave any faster.
Bring her to net and hit past her.
Your chances will dwindle faster.
I shouldnít always stay at home,
cause the tourís a disaster.
I stomp these bitches like crackas.
They know Iím the master!

Shino: FAULT!
Reeyonce: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Lady Jaja: Go get her, Honey Ree.

:lol::lol:

young_gunner913
Aug 19th, 2010, 09:19 AM
I think I've passed my peak and will never write a good song again. :sad:

Alizť Molik
Aug 19th, 2010, 09:52 AM
I think I've passed my peak and will never write a good song again. :sad:

NaMUG :bigcry:

DiscoStick
Aug 19th, 2010, 09:54 AM
OMG THIS IS AMAZING :sobbing:

serenus_2k8
Aug 19th, 2010, 10:01 AM
This is beautiful :sobbing: GOATune :inlove:

shoparound
Aug 19th, 2010, 10:17 AM
I think I've passed my peak and will never write a good song again. :sad:

What was the last song written?

young_gunner913
Aug 19th, 2010, 10:21 AM
What was the last song written?

This was the last song written. I'm trying to write another but have a huge case of writer's block. :o

kittyking
Aug 19th, 2010, 10:23 AM
:rolls: terrific!

дalex
Aug 19th, 2010, 11:14 AM
This was the last song written. I'm trying to write another but have a huge case of writer's block. :o

No wonder now that Ree is semicrippled and Jeja is back to her irrelevant ways. :sad:

But this is still amazing, I'm gonna goodrep you again for it. :lol:

serenus_2k8
Aug 19th, 2010, 11:28 AM
Go watch some of WTAs bitchy highlights: Hingis, Henin, ReeRee, JJ, Masha & co. should get them juices flowing.

Not to mention the excellent supporting cast of Bartoli, Schnyder, Rodionova et al.

Fantasy Hero
Aug 19th, 2010, 12:16 PM
OMG :happy:

:worship: Matt :worship:

serenafan08
Aug 19th, 2010, 01:59 PM
*SCREAM* :haha: :lol: Too funny and GENIUS!!! :D

DefyingGravity
Aug 19th, 2010, 02:18 PM
I feel like there should be some Spice Girls songs with Hingis, Kournikova and a couple of others.

Mr.Sharapova
Aug 19th, 2010, 02:23 PM
Omg This is Hilarious!

FORZA SARITA
Aug 19th, 2010, 03:42 PM
Reeyonce: Sometimes I feel like
Iím too hungry to give a beating.
Tonight Iím tankin, so I can
so I can spend my time eating.

Spend my time eating.
Spend my time eating.
Tanking this quarterfinal so I can start eating.

:happy:

serenus_2k8
Aug 19th, 2010, 03:43 PM
I didnt get the eating thing? The period/sore throat was funny coz they were genuinely excuses, has Ree used hunger as an excuse? :tape:

young_gunner913
Aug 19th, 2010, 09:48 PM
I didnt get the eating thing? The period/sore throat was funny coz they were genuinely excuses, has Ree used hunger as an excuse? :tape:

No. :lol: I just thought it would be funny. :shrug:

toxina90
Aug 19th, 2010, 09:49 PM
No. :lol: I just thought it would be funny. :shrug:

Don't worry it works for me :lol:

Pops Maellard
Oct 11th, 2010, 01:48 AM
I loved this one. :cheer:

MB.
Oct 11th, 2010, 03:05 AM
This was the last song written. I'm trying to write another but have a huge case of writer's block. :o

Just wait until JeJa wins YEC--all the inspiration you need.

skanky~skanketta
Oct 11th, 2010, 03:08 AM
Rotf!

young_gunner913
Oct 11th, 2010, 03:26 AM
Just wait until JeJa wins YEC--all the inspiration you need.

The next Lady Jaja single has already been picked "Paparazzi". She just needs to do something to notable for me to post it. So far, I'm not impressed. :p

Fantasy Hero
Oct 11th, 2010, 08:44 AM
^ cannot wait it to be released :p

shoparound
Apr 14th, 2011, 04:58 AM
The next Lady Jaja single has already been picked "Paparazzi". She just needs to do something to notable for me to post it. So far, I'm not impressed. :p

Was Paparazzi ever released??

young_gunner913
Apr 14th, 2011, 11:49 AM
Was Paparazzi ever released??

I got a horrible case of writer's block mid-way through the song. :sobbing:

young_gunner913
Mar 13th, 2012, 05:04 PM
Oh JJ. :sad: Y U NO WIN ANYTHING SO I CAN WRITE YOU ANOTHER SONG?

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x241/whupass93/y-u-no-guy.jpg

Bobisa
Aug 29th, 2013, 07:40 AM
This song is forgotten ... It's nice to read it again :lol:

JJelicious
Aug 29th, 2013, 09:19 AM
:haha: I'm dying :haha:

shoparound
Aug 5th, 2014, 08:09 PM
Classic from four years ago :sad:

CrossCourt~Rally
Aug 5th, 2014, 08:10 PM
Classic TF :worship:

Where has YG been these days ? :sad:

Double A
Aug 5th, 2014, 08:18 PM
" Iím on my period and my throat is really sore."

:lol:

VeeJJ
Aug 5th, 2014, 09:36 PM
He's trolling FB instead of TF. And actually being photogenic. Which is weird if ya know him. Lol

young_gunner913
Aug 5th, 2014, 11:44 PM
He's trolling FB instead of TF. And actually being photogenic. Which is weird if ya know him. Lol

:rolls: Don't out me like this!!

New single possibly coming out after the USO depending on what happens. :shrug:

jankimfan
Aug 6th, 2014, 08:04 AM
Absolutely magnificent!

Great work!

loveme
Aug 6th, 2014, 08:42 AM
lol lol