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Morisicki
Feb 13th, 2010, 11:54 PM
If the WTA was a high school, which few girls would make the "popular" group? I would say...
Maria Sharapova- the mean one
Ana Ivanovic- the nice one that everyone likes :angel:
Maria Kirilenko- the mean ones best friend
Caroline Wozniacki- the fake one
Victoria Azarenka- the wannabe

Привет
Feb 13th, 2010, 11:58 PM
http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/facepalm7.jpg

Hashim.
Feb 14th, 2010, 12:00 AM
http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/facepalm7.jpg

:lol:

Golovinjured.
Feb 14th, 2010, 12:05 AM
http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/facepalm7.jpg

This.

Vartan
Feb 14th, 2010, 12:07 AM
Williams Sisters - the bad asses.
Justin Henin - the nerd.

Sammm
Feb 14th, 2010, 12:09 AM
Navratilova as lesbian headmistress :inlove:

pov
Feb 14th, 2010, 12:12 AM
There'd be MoritaMania - the annoying headcase

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Feb 14th, 2010, 12:19 AM
:facepalm:

Tennisstar86
Feb 14th, 2010, 01:47 AM
The Plastics already exist on the WTA. Their click is

Serena: The Queen Bee
Svetlana: The wannabe
Caro & Vika: Serena's loyal followers....

Maria: Is the other pretty bitchy girl that tried to take the Queen Bee done and failed and was humiliated and now has no friends, because everyone is afraid of what Serena will do to them if they go near her...

And Venus is Serena's older sister who went off to college and doesnt deal with the drama club, but they talk about the one time she hung out with them all the time, while Serena roles her eyes at them...

NyCPsU
Feb 14th, 2010, 02:06 AM
Morita and Li would both be sleeping with the same person then. ;)

Lord Choc Ice
Feb 14th, 2010, 02:41 AM
If the WTA was a high school, which few girls would make the "popular" group? I would say...
Maria Sharapova- the mean one
Ana Ivanovic- the nice one that everyone likes :angel:
Maria Kirilenko- the mean ones best friend
Caroline Wozniacki- the fake one
Victoria Azarenka- the wannabe
What about the group opposite the Plastics (ie. the unpopular outcasts)? I think:

Justine Henin (the leader of this clique for sure)
Sveta Kuznetsova
Francesca Schiavone
Yvonne Meusburger
Carla Suarez Navarro
Marion Bartoli
Kaia Kanepi
:p

Craig.
Feb 14th, 2010, 02:43 AM
http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/facepalm7.jpg

What about the group opposite the Plastics (ie. the unpopular outcasts)? I think:

Justine Henin (the leader of this clique for sure)
Sveta Kuznetsova
Francesca Schiavone
Yvonne Meusburger
Carla Suarez Navarro
Marion Bartoli
Kaia Kanepi
:p

:hysteric:

Territory
Feb 14th, 2010, 02:54 AM
Which player made out with a hot dog?? :lol:

Golovinjured.
Feb 14th, 2010, 02:58 AM
Richard Williams is Coach Carr.
Oracene is Regina's mom, with the hard rock nipples.

:bigcry:

Morisicki
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:00 AM
Which player made out with a hot dog?? :lol:

Marion ;)

dabossK
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:03 AM
Aga is the smart slut. :drool:

treufreund
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:30 AM
Where does Kim Clijsters fit in? Elena Dementieva? Gisela Dulko? Flavia Pennetta? Nadia Petrova? María José Martínez Sánchez? Lucie Šafárová? Vera Zvonareva? Bethanie Mattek-Sands?

Morisicki
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:31 AM
Where does Kim Clijsters fit in? Elena Dementieva? Gisela Dulko? Flavia Pennetta? Nadia Petrova? María José Martínez Sánchez? Lucie Šafárová? Vera Zvonareva? Bethanie Mattek-Sands?

where do u think they fit in?

Territory
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:33 AM
James Blake is too gay to function.

Oh wait.

That's only in my dreams, not actual reality.

NyCPsU
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:40 AM
Richard Williams is Coach Carr.
Oracene is Regina's mom, with the hard rock nipples.

:bigcry:

Morita and Li both slept with Richard Williams :speakles:


Hingis is definitely Ms. Norbury with false drug allegations. :tears:

thegreendestiny
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:42 AM
The Plastics already exist on the WTA. Their click is

Serena: The Queen Bee
Svetlana: The wannabe
Caro & Vika: Serena's loyal followers....

Maria: Is the other pretty bitchy girl that tried to take the Queen Bee done and failed and was humiliated and now has no friends, because everyone is afraid of what Serena will do to them if they go near her...

And Venus is Serena's older sister who went off to college and doesnt deal with the drama club, but they talk about the one time she hung out with them all the time, while Serena roles her eyes at them...

Ahhmmm, sorry but no. Only real blondes can be queen bees. Rule of nature.

Morisicki
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:56 AM
Here is the REAL CAST...

Cady Heron- Sabine Lisicki
Regina George- Maria Sharapova
Gretchen Wieners- Ana Ivanovic (still love you) :hearts:
Karen Smith- Maria Kirilenko
Janice Ian- Sam Stosur
Damien- Svetlana Kuznetsova
Ms. Norbury- Justine Henin

Girls that eat their feelings- Alisa Kleybanova, Marion Bartoli
Girls that don't eat anything- Daniela Hantuchova(sorry daniela)
Unfriendly Black Hotties- Serena Williams, Venus Williams
Cool Asians- Li Na, Ayumi Morita
Asian Nerds- Yan Zi, Peng Shuai
Socially Active Drug Geeks- Sesil Karentcheva, Yanina Wickmayer

Junior Plastics- Caro Wozniacki, Victoria Azarenka, Sorana Cristea

Yorker
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:59 AM
Serena- The senior queen

Caro and Vika- carry Serena's books to class and agree with anything she says

Bartoli- the one you're scared will blow up the school at some point

Kim and Ana- the nice girls with the fat and ugly friends

Maria- queen supremacy, sleeps with the principal

Morita- chess club

hellas719
Feb 14th, 2010, 04:33 AM
Senior Mean Girls: Sharapova, Kirilenko, Domachowska
Junior Mean Girls: Wozniacki, Azarenka, Cirstea
Sophmore Mean Girls: Pavlyuchenkova, Rus
Nerds: Schiavone, Meusburger, Suarez Navarro (sorry :p)
Girls with no friends: Bartoli, Mayr

thegreendestiny
Feb 14th, 2010, 04:37 AM
Senior Mean Girls: Sharapova, Kirilenko, Domachowska
Junior Mean Girls: Wozniacki, Azarenka, Cirstea
Sophmore Mean Girls: Pavlyuchenkova, Rus
Nerds: Schiavone, Meusburger, Suarez Navarro (sorry :p)
Girls with no friends: Bartoli, Mayr

Pavlyuchenkova and Rus are younger than Woz, Vika nd Cirstea.

Serenus Christ
Feb 14th, 2010, 05:15 AM
Here is the REAL CAST...

Cady Heron- Sabine Lisicki
Regina George- Maria Sharapova
Gretchen Wieners- Ana Ivanovic (still love you) :hearts:
Karen Smith- Maria Kirilenko
Janice Ian- Sam Stosur
Damien- Svetlana Kuznetsova
Ms. Norbury- Justine Henin

Girls that eat their feelings- Alisa Kleybanova, Marion Bartoli
Girls that don't eat anything- Daniela Hantuchova(sorry daniela)
Unfriendly Black Hotties- Serena Williams, Venus Williams
Cool Asians- Li Na, Ayumi Morita
Asian Nerds- Yan Zi, Peng Shuai
Socially Active Drug Geeks- Sesil Karentcheva, Yanina Wickmayer

Junior Plastics- Caro Wozniacki, Victoria Azarenka, Sorana Cristea

THIS

:worship::lol:

Sam Stosur is so right!

Maria Sharapova: "She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Samatha Stosur. We were best friends in Juniors. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then at Wimbledon 2005, I started going out with my first boyfriend Andy Roddick who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Austin, TX, and Sam was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Andy, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Sam, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of the top 100 because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for another come-back, she was wearing sport shades and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack."

Morisicki
Feb 14th, 2010, 05:21 AM
THIS

:worship::lol:

Sam Stosur is so right!

Maria Sharapova: "She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Samatha Stosur. We were best friends in Juniors. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then at Wimbledon 2005, I started going out with my first boyfriend Andy Roddick who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Austin, TX, and Sam was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Andy, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Sam, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of the top 100 because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for another come-back, she was wearing sport shades and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack."

HAHA!!! :lol:

Noctis
Feb 14th, 2010, 05:23 AM
http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/facepalm7.jpg

This Anime is about a pimp :rolls:

Привет
Feb 14th, 2010, 05:36 AM
Cool Asians- Li Na, Ayumi Morita


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2670/3954480009_f1e468b2a2_o.gif

Michael.
Feb 14th, 2010, 05:38 AM
:spit:

dabossK
Feb 14th, 2010, 05:38 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2670/3954480009_f1e468b2a2_o.gif

HAHAHAHAHA :lol::lol::lol::lol:
HHA soo tRUE!

Rafito.
Feb 14th, 2010, 05:43 AM
Junior Plastics :inlove:

:haha: Sam Stosur!!

Morisicki
Feb 14th, 2010, 05:44 AM
HAHAHAHAHA :lol::lol::lol::lol:
HHA soo tRUE!

:(

Singleniacki
Feb 14th, 2010, 05:55 AM
Senior Mean Girls: Sharapova, Kirilenko, Domachowska
Junior Mean Girls: Wozniacki, Azarenka, Cirstea
Sophmore Mean Girls: Pavlyuchenkova, Rus
Nerds: Schiavone, Meusburger, Suarez Navarro (sorry :p)
Girls with no friends: Bartoli, Mayr

Common misconception, Marion is friends with many players on tour. Just becuase is she reserved and people n this forum don't like her and FFT french girls dont like her doesn't mean she has no friends :)

Caralenko
Feb 14th, 2010, 05:57 AM
Common misconception, Marion is friends with many players on tour. Just becuase she reserved and FFT french girls dont like doesn't mean she has no friends :)

No, it doesn't :lol: But that doesn't change the fact she has no friends.

Mashabator
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:00 AM
No, it doesn't :lol: But that doesn't change the fact she has no friends.

http://i44.tinypic.com/16c4dxx.gif

Singleniacki
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:02 AM
No, it doesn't :lol: But that doesn't change the fact she has no friends.

It makes people on this forum think she has no friends, you're just assuming :)

Caralenko
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:03 AM
It makes people on this forum think she has no friends :)

I think "People on this forum" can think for themselves :) We all have brains, you know.

Привет
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:11 AM
I think "People on this forum" can think for themselves :) We all have brains, you know.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2670/3954480009_f1e468b2a2_o.gif

Caralenko
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:12 AM
You have been grossly overusing that gif, mister :unsure:
http://i28.tinypic.com/23mwink.jpg
IT IS DARK SIDED.

Morisicki
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:15 AM
You have been grossly overusing that gif, mister :unsure:
http://i28.tinypic.com/23mwink.jpg
IT IS DARK SIDED.

OMG :eek: Thats that one lady from Trading Spouses

Привет
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:16 AM
You have been grossly overusing that gif, mister :unsure:
http://i28.tinypic.com/23mwink.jpg
IT IS DARK SIDED.

So you proceed with the gif that YOU have been grossly overusing. :sobbing:

dabossK
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:16 AM
It makes people on this forum think she has no friends, you're just assuming :)

Well that's because, she DOESN'T have any friends!:lol::lol: And i know that for a fact.!

Morisicki
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:18 AM
Well that's because, she DOESN'T have any friends!:lol::lol: And i know that for a fact.!

Hey i weren't you banned for like the past 3 weeks or something?

dabossK
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:20 AM
Hey i weren't you banned for like the past 3 weeks or something?

uhh..no..you tried to but you failed....:lol: STOP ATTACKING ME!

DOUBLEFIST
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:24 AM
http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/facepalm7.jpg
Ditto

Morisicki
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:24 AM
uhh..no..you tried to but you failed....:lol: STOP ATTACKING ME!

oh that was for saying something mean about zheng but no i like polish people ;) :rolleyes:

s_j
Feb 14th, 2010, 06:59 AM
Marion: "I saw Maria Sharapova wearing Nike hot mess atrocities, so I bought Nike hot mess atrocities."

Serenus Christ
Feb 14th, 2010, 07:03 AM
Marion: "I saw Maria Sharapova wearing Nike hot mess atrocities, so I bought Nike hot mess atrocities."

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA HHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AAHAHHAA :lol:

Morisicki
Feb 14th, 2010, 07:05 AM
Carla Saurez Navarro - "One time Maria punched me in the face..... it was awesome!"

s_j
Feb 14th, 2010, 07:24 AM
Jelena Jankovic: "Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"

WhoAmI?
Feb 14th, 2010, 07:35 AM
Jelena Jankovic: "Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"

:haha:

gc-spurs
Feb 14th, 2010, 07:37 AM
Marion: "I saw Maria Sharapova wearing Nike hot mess atrocities, so I bought Nike hot mess atrocities."

Jelena Jankovic: "Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"

GOLD!

SW suck up (Caro): One time Serena Williams shoved a tennis ball down my thrrat. It was awesome!!

Lord Choc Ice
Feb 14th, 2010, 08:32 AM
Someone should design a movie cover. The WTA edition of "Mean Girls". :p

Morisicki
Feb 14th, 2010, 08:46 AM
Arevane Rezai to Marion Bartoli....."I don't hate you because your fat, you fat because I hate you."

Привет
Feb 14th, 2010, 10:16 AM
Someone should design a movie cover. The WTA edition of "Mean Girls". :p

http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=16838010&postcount=5

It was for a thread in the Dokic player forum, but I guess it kinda fits what you're talking about. :p

hellas719
Feb 14th, 2010, 01:10 PM
Pavlyuchenkova and Rus are younger than Woz, Vika nd Cirstea.

I know ;)
That's why they are sophmores and Vika, Caro, and Sori are juniors :shrug:
Next time don't correct me when I was right ;):p

Tennisstar86
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:27 PM
Jelena Jankovic: "Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"

:lol: :haha: ya'll need to STOP... :lol:

Why is Richard Coach carr btw.... Carlos Rodriguez is the one who has had an unhealthy relationship with his girl since she was 15...

Break My Rapture
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:41 PM
This thread is GOAT. :rolls:

s_j
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:50 PM
- Larry Scott had us write out apologies to people we'd hurt in our lifes.

"Carla, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed."

Tennisstar86
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:51 PM
- Larry Scott had us write out apologies to people we'd hurt in our lifes.

"Carla, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed."

:haha: ya'll are about to make me pull out the movie.... :lol:

Tennisstar86
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:55 PM
Does this mean Radek stepanek is Aaron Samuals? :tape:

Mary Cherry.
Feb 14th, 2010, 03:57 PM
Where does Kim Clijsters fit in? Elena Dementieva? Gisela Dulko? Flavia Pennetta? Nadia Petrova? María José Martínez Sánchez? Lucie Šafárová? Vera Zvonareva? Bethanie Mattek-Sands?

Foreign exchange students.

...except Bethanie

Tennisstar86
Feb 14th, 2010, 04:03 PM
Foreign exchange students.

...except Bethanie

I was thinking bethanie would be Karen smith....... now to Miss Bethanie Mattek with the weather in a tight gold tank top "There's a 30% chance its already raining"

Mary Cherry.
Feb 14th, 2010, 04:17 PM
:lol:

I'm so watching Mean Girls tonight.

s_j
Feb 14th, 2010, 04:21 PM
Coach Karatantcheva: "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."

Svetame
Feb 14th, 2010, 04:23 PM
Leave Sammy Alone! :(

(GOAT Thread though :lol: )

hurricanejeanne
Feb 14th, 2010, 05:01 PM
Does this mean Radek stepanek is Aaron Samuals? :tape:

:spit:

Morisicki
Feb 15th, 2010, 03:08 AM
Maria Kirilenko to Maria Sharapova: "I'm sorry I shushed you that one time I beat you in the first round at the Australian Open, and I'm sorry for repeating it now."

Serenus Christ
Feb 15th, 2010, 04:44 AM
I know its bad quality! bad i was in a rush! hahahaa
So this is my version!

Maria Sharapova: She (Maria Kiri) thinks she's gonna to beat me and not tell me? Who does she think she is?
Andy Roddick: You're right, hon.
Regina George: I like invented her, you know what I mean?

http://i50.tinypic.com/34rss3b.jpg

Morisicki
Feb 15th, 2010, 04:49 AM
I know its bad quality! bad i was in a rush! hahahaa
So this is my version!

Maria Sharapova: She (Maria Kiri) thinks she's gonna to beat me and not tell me? Who does she think she is?
Andy Roddick: You're right, hon.
Regina George: I like invented her, you know what I mean?

http://i50.tinypic.com/34rss3b.jpg

HAHA thats awesome some Makiri should be in Elena's place and Sabine should be in Makiri's place ;)

InsideOut.
Feb 15th, 2010, 05:04 AM
Here is the REAL CAST...

Cady Heron- Sabine Lisicki
Regina George- Maria Sharapova
Gretchen Wieners- Ana Ivanovic (still love you) :hearts:
Karen Smith- Maria Kirilenko
Janice Ian- Sam Stosur
Damien- Svetlana Kuznetsova
Ms. Norbury- Justine Henin

Girls that eat their feelings- Alisa Kleybanova, Marion Bartoli
Girls that don't eat anything- Daniela Hantuchova(sorry daniela)
Unfriendly Black Hotties- Serena Williams, Venus Williams
Cool Asians- Li Na, Ayumi Morita
Asian Nerds- Yan Zi, Peng Shuai
Socially Active Drug Geeks- Sesil Karentcheva, Yanina Wickmayer

Junior Plastics- Caro Wozniacki, Victoria Azarenka, Sorana Cristea

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/8390/wtaplastics.jpg

:lol:

hellas719
Feb 15th, 2010, 05:08 AM
Wozniacki "So I was like changing ends at Wimbledon, and then out of no where she bumps into me, and I was like what the hell? And then she just kept on walking. What a bitch :rolleyes:" :p

Tennisstar86
Feb 15th, 2010, 05:16 AM
Vaidisova: "I wish we could all get along like we used to... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and Marion would eat and be happy"

Sveta: "She doesnt even go here"

hellas719
Feb 15th, 2010, 05:31 AM
Vaidisova: "I wish we could all get along like we used to... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and Marion would eat and be happy"

Sveta: "She doesnt even go here"

:haha:
She goes to the ITF school :p

OZTENNIS
Feb 15th, 2010, 06:11 AM
Ana Ivanovic is the spoilt brat that is 'popular' for no apparent reason.

Morisicki
Feb 15th, 2010, 06:12 AM
:haha:
She goes to the ITF school :p

HAHA! itf school :lol:

GreenEvgeny
Feb 15th, 2010, 10:43 PM
Unfriendly Black Hotties:lol:

Vartan
Feb 15th, 2010, 10:54 PM
Vaidisova: "I wish we could all get along like we used to... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and Marion would eat and be happy"

Sveta: "She doesnt even go here"

:haha:
She goes to the ITF school :p

:lol: She dropped out of the WTA school :(

Break My Rapture
Feb 15th, 2010, 11:03 PM
:haha:

Lord Choc Ice
Feb 15th, 2010, 11:06 PM
This is more like an off-season thread no? Still like it though. :lol:

AnomyBC
Feb 16th, 2010, 02:03 AM
Ana Ivanovic is the spoilt brat that is 'popular' for no apparent reason.

Um, she grew up poor in a war-ravaged country and had to practice in a empty swimming pool while bombs were going off all around her. And on top of that she's known as being one of the nicest, friendliest players on the tour. So yeah, if that's not a spoiled brat then I don't know what is :rolleyes:

Anyway, this has probably been said already, but Serena, of course, would be the school bully :)

Morisicki
Feb 16th, 2010, 02:12 AM
There's a no being mean to Ana policy on here!

Tennisstar86
Feb 16th, 2010, 02:17 AM
Um, she grew up poor in a war-ravaged country and had to practice in a empty swimming pool while bombs were going off all around her. And on top of that she's known as being one of the nicest, friendliest players on the tour. So yeah, if that's not a spoiled brat then I don't know what is :rolleyes:

Anyway, this has probably been said already, but Serena, of course, would be the school bully :)

Actually, she did not grow up poor... And im not sure, but I thought neither she/ Novak or jelena actually grew up in Serbia...

The 2nd Law
Feb 16th, 2010, 02:27 AM
Actually, she did not grow up poor... And im not sure, but I thought neither she/ Novak or jelena actually grew up in Serbia...

Pretty sure Ana and Novak both grew up in Serbia.
Jelena did too, she just moved to Florida when she was like 12/13 (?)

Cakeisgood
Feb 16th, 2010, 02:41 AM
Henin: "Hey! Get out of here!"
Sharapova: "OMG, Danny DeVito I love your work!"

gc-spurs
Feb 16th, 2010, 05:40 AM
This is Maria. She's almost too gay to function.

s_j
Feb 16th, 2010, 06:00 AM
Gretchen Kirilenko [about Regina Sharapova]: "If only you knew how mean she really is... You know that I'm not allowed to wear Stella McCartney clothes now, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me designer gear was *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Rozhdestvo my agent got this handful of really expensive designer clothing and jewellery contracts and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Serena? Yes, every Thursday she thinks she's doing first-round loss prep but really she's touching boobs and elbows with some chick called Sasha at coffee shops all over LA! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!"

[begins to cry]

Cakeisgood
Feb 16th, 2010, 06:53 AM
This is Maria. She's almost too gay to function.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Maria: "Serena, it's because I got this big, fat LESBIAN crush on you."

Break My Rapture
Feb 16th, 2010, 01:28 PM
Gretchen Kirilenko [about Regina Sharapova]: "If only you knew how mean she really is... You know that I'm not allowed to wear Stella McCartney clothes now, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me designer gear was *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Rozhdestvo my agent got this handful of really expensive designer clothing and jewellery contracts and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Serena? Yes, every Thursday she thinks she's doing first-round loss prep but really she's touching boobs and elbows with some chick called Sasha at coffee shops all over LA! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!"

[begins to cry]
:happy: :worship:

peanuts
Feb 16th, 2010, 02:32 PM
THIS

:worship::lol:

Sam Stosur is so right!

Maria Sharapova: "She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Samatha Stosur. We were best friends in Juniors. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then at Wimbledon 2005, I started going out with my first boyfriend Andy Roddick who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Austin, TX, and Sam was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Andy, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Sam, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of the top 100 because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for another come-back, she was wearing sport shades and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack."

:haha: Hahaha! Hilarious. I love Mean Girls!

strictennis
Feb 16th, 2010, 02:38 PM
Kim Clijsters would probably be someone targeted by bullies. While Danka, is that girl who makes everyone's head turn.

Marionated
Feb 16th, 2010, 02:39 PM
No, it doesn't :lol: But that doesn't change the fact she has no friends.

No :rolleyes:

peanuts
Feb 16th, 2010, 02:44 PM
Vaidisova: "I wish we could all get along like we used to... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and Marion would eat and be happy"

Sveta: "She doesnt even go here"

:haha:
She goes to the ITF school :p

:haha: :haha: I am sooo gonna watch this movie again.

Ferg
Feb 16th, 2010, 03:55 PM
Marion saw Maria wearing army pants and flip flops, so Marion went out and bought army pants and flip flops.

Ferg
Feb 16th, 2010, 03:58 PM
No, it doesn't :lol: But that doesn't change the fact she has no friends.

Jelena fans ignoring stuff right in front of their eyes sadden me. :shrug: Mocking their favs BFF.... its not good.

Ferg
Feb 16th, 2010, 03:59 PM
Well that's because, she DOESN'T have any friends!:lol::lol: And i know that for a fact.!

You're about 11 or something though, so...

joão.
Feb 16th, 2010, 04:07 PM
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s49/Mr_Muggles/GIFS/UhHuh.gif

Break My Rapture
Feb 16th, 2010, 04:11 PM
:haha: that gif is amaze. :tears:

s_j
Feb 16th, 2010, 04:35 PM
Maria Sharapova: "My Australian Open dress... That was hot, right?"

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s49/Mr_Muggles/GIFS/UhHuh.gif

gc-spurs
Feb 16th, 2010, 08:12 PM
Gretchen Kirilenko [about Regina Sharapova]: "If only you knew how mean she really is... You know that I'm not allowed to wear Stella McCartney clothes now, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me designer gear was *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Rozhdestvo my agent got this handful of really expensive designer clothing and jewellery contracts and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Serena? Yes, every Thursday she thinks she's doing first-round loss prep but really she's touching boobs and elbows with some chick called Sasha at coffee shops all over LA! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!"

[begins to cry]

haha this is fantastic!!

Caro: I'm a pusher. I push against people. I pushed my way into USO Finals- that was a bust. I pushed my way into the top 3. And now I'm going to push against you.

Morisicki
Feb 16th, 2010, 08:16 PM
haha this is fantastic!!

Caro: I'm a pusher. I push against people. I pushed my way into USO Finals- that was a bust. I pushed my way into the top 3. And now I'm going to push against you.

:lol:

joão.
Feb 16th, 2010, 08:21 PM
haha this is fantastic!!

Caro: I'm a pusher. I push against people. I pushed my way into USO Finals- that was a bust. I pushed my way into the top 3. And now I'm going to push against you.

Omg :sobbing: :sobbing: :sobbing:

Epic thread.

Morisicki
Feb 16th, 2010, 08:28 PM
Epic thread.

Thanks

Brena
Feb 16th, 2010, 08:29 PM
Jelena fans ignoring stuff right in front of their eyes sadden me. :shrug: Mocking their favs BFF.... its not good.

After Aravane's mean comments, I definitely think JJ and Marion should put their differences aside and stick together. They would terrorize the entire WTA with their bitchiness. :inlove:

s_j
Feb 16th, 2010, 08:35 PM
Marion: God. My hips are huge!
Caro: Oh please. I hate my calves.
Maria: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.
Jelena: [voiceover] I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there's lots of things that can be wrong on your body.
Martina: My hairline is so weird.
Dinara: My pores are huge.
Serena: My nail beds suck.
[pause. All look at Jelena]
Jelena: I have really bad breath in the morning.
Serena: Ew!

s_j
Feb 18th, 2010, 04:57 AM
Gretchen Weiners-Keothavong: [reading from the Burn Book] Nicole Vaidisova is a grotsky, little byotch.
Regina Sharapova: Still true.
Grethcen Weiners-Keothavong: Dominika Cibulkova is a fat virgin.
Regina Sharapova: Still half-true.

http://gulfnews.com/polopoly_fs/dominika-1.584101!image/3760539916.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_475/3760539916.jpg

http://gulfnews.com/polopoly_fs/dominika-1.584175!image/904776857.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_640/904776857.jpg

Dandy_Warhol
Feb 18th, 2010, 05:38 AM
Here is the REAL CAST...

Cady Heron- Sabine Lisicki
Regina George- Maria Sharapova
Gretchen Wieners- Ana Ivanovic (still love you) :hearts:
Karen Smith- Maria Kirilenko
Janice Ian- Sam Stosur
Damien- Svetlana Kuznetsova
Ms. Norbury- Justine Henin

Girls that eat their feelings- Alisa Kleybanova, Marion Bartoli
Girls that don't eat anything- Daniela Hantuchova(sorry daniela)
Unfriendly Black Hotties- Serena Williams, Venus Williams
Cool Asians- Li Na, Ayumi Morita
Asian Nerds- Yan Zi, Peng Shuai
Socially Active Drug Geeks- Sesil Karentcheva, Yanina Wickmayer

Junior Plastics- Caro Wozniacki, Victoria Azarenka, Sorana Cristea

http://i50.tinypic.com/358oyns.jpg

i love it :inlove:

youizahoe
Feb 18th, 2010, 06:23 PM
Saw mean girls yday. goat movie :hysteric:

Lord Choc Ice
Nov 21st, 2010, 01:24 AM
I think:

Sharapova = Regina George
Ivanovic = Gretchen Wieners
Wozniacki = Karen Smith
Azarenka = Cady Heron

Marion (or Kleybanova) = Janice. :lol:

Jajaloo
Nov 21st, 2010, 01:31 AM
The Plastics are Serena (Regina), Caro (Cady), JJ (Gretchen), and Vika (Karen).

claypova
Nov 21st, 2010, 01:45 AM
this thread :happy:

lefty24
Nov 21st, 2010, 02:33 AM
Maria is shy. I don't think she would be a plastic.

Singleniacki
Nov 21st, 2010, 02:43 AM
Gretchen Weiners-Keothavong: [reading from the Burn Book] Nicole Vaidisova is a grotsky, little byotch.
Regina Sharapova: Still true.
Grethcen Weiners-Keothavong: Dominika Cibulkova is a fat virgin.
Regina Sharapova: Still half-true.

http://gulfnews.com/polopoly_fs/dominika-1.584101!image/3760539916.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_475/3760539916.jpg

http://gulfnews.com/polopoly_fs/dominika-1.584175!image/904776857.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_640/904776857.jpg

:sobbing:
Domi isnt fat but.

Lord Choc Ice
Nov 21st, 2010, 03:15 AM
Gretchen Weiners-Keothavong: [reading from the Burn Book] Nicole Vaidisova is a grotsky, little byotch.
Regina Sharapova: Still true.
Grethcen Weiners-Keothavong: Dominika Cibulkova is a fat virgin.
Regina Sharapova: Still half-true.

http://gulfnews.com/polopoly_fs/dominika-1.584101!image/3760539916.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_475/3760539916.jpg

http://gulfnews.com/polopoly_fs/dominika-1.584175!image/904776857.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_640/904776857.jpg

Replace Domi with Pavly. :secret:

Lord Choc Ice
Nov 21st, 2010, 03:49 AM
http://i52.tinypic.com/30le5ab.jpg

Caralenko
Nov 21st, 2010, 04:11 AM
Stop trying to make Sharapova happen.

Andy.
Nov 21st, 2010, 04:35 AM
Stop trying to make Sharapova happen.

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/7956/maria2nf9.gif

Who's trying???

Ma$ha Sharapova has already happened. $25 million a year say so :p

Steven.
Nov 21st, 2010, 04:50 AM
Here is the REAL CAST...

Cady Heron- Sabine Lisicki
Regina George- Maria Sharapova
Gretchen Wieners- Ana Ivanovic (still love you) :hearts:
Karen Smith- Maria Kirilenko
Janice Ian- Sam Stosur
Damien- Svetlana Kuznetsova
Ms. Norbury- Justine Henin

Girls that eat their feelings- Alisa Kleybanova, Marion Bartoli
Girls that don't eat anything- Daniela Hantuchova(sorry daniela)
Unfriendly Black Hotties- Serena Williams, Venus Williams
Cool Asians- Li Na, Ayumi Morita
Asian Nerds- Yan Zi, Peng Shuai
Socially Active Drug Geeks- Sesil Karentcheva, Yanina Wickmayer

Junior Plastics- Caro Wozniacki, Victoria Azarenka, Sorana Cristea

THIS

:worship::lol:

Sam Stosur is so right!

Maria Sharapova: "She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Samatha Stosur. We were best friends in Juniors. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then at Wimbledon 2005, I started going out with my first boyfriend Andy Roddick who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Austin, TX, and Sam was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Andy, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Sam, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of the top 100 because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for another come-back, she was wearing sport shades and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack."

:worship:

InsideOut.
Nov 21st, 2010, 05:36 AM
http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/8390/wtaplastics.jpg

:lol:

:hearts:

Lord Choc Ice
Nov 21st, 2010, 06:01 AM
:hearts:

Wow, that really shits on my picture. :sobbing:

Serena_Williams_
Nov 21st, 2010, 07:01 AM
The Plastics already exist on the WTA. Their click is

Serena: The Queen Bee
Svetlana: The wannabe
Caro & Vika: Serena's loyal followers....

Maria: Is the other pretty bitchy girl that tried to take the Queen Bee done and failed and was humiliated and now has no friends, because everyone is afraid of what Serena will do to them if they go near her...

And Venus is Serena's older sister who went off to college and doesnt deal with the drama club, but they talk about the one time she hung out with them all the time, while Serena roles her eyes at them...

This :worship::worship:

Dandy_Warhol
Nov 21st, 2010, 02:45 PM
I think:

Sharapova = Regina George
Ivanovic = Gretchen Wieners
Wozniacki = Karen Smith
Azarenka = Cady Heron

Marion (or Kleybanova) = Janice. :lol:

CAN YOU NOT WITH VIKA AS CADY


Stop trying to make Sharapova happen.

http://i54.tinypic.com/28v87wn.jpg
but she already happened bb...

Sammo
Nov 21st, 2010, 02:53 PM
Navratilova - the principal :lol:

Slutati
Nov 21st, 2010, 03:33 PM
Serena= Regina
Wozniacka= Gretchen
Vika= Karen
Cady= Ana
Dementieva= Miss Norbury
Verdasco= Aaron Samuels
Sharapova= Janis She was Serena's best friend in middle school :sad:

Svetlana is definitely Damian. :lol: She's almost too gay to function.

Jedna je Jelena
Nov 21st, 2010, 07:38 PM
Serena,Venus,Jelena,Maria,Ana and Kim would be the popular one's.

Lord Choc Ice
Nov 21st, 2010, 09:46 PM
Serena= Regina
Wozniacka= Gretchen
Vika= Karen
Cady= Ana
Dementieva= Miss Norbury
Verdasco= Aaron Samuels
Sharapova= Janis She was Serena's best friend in middle school :sad:

Svetlana is definitely Damian. :lol: She's almost too gay to function.

Yes. :)

claypova
Nov 21st, 2010, 09:49 PM
Serena= Regina
Wozniacka= Gretchen
Vika= Karen
Cady= Ana
Dementieva= Miss Norbury
Verdasco= Aaron Samuels
Sharapova= Janis She was Serena's best friend in middle school :sad:

Svetlana is definitely Damian. :lol: She's almost too gay to function.

why? :hysteric:

Lord Choc Ice
Nov 21st, 2010, 09:52 PM
Pironkova = Mrs Norbury

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsF/52905-26289.gif
http://oi54.tinypic.com/4qs9iu.jpg

claypova
Nov 21st, 2010, 09:54 PM
Caroline = Ms Norbury :rolleyes: cos they both push people.

Caralenko
Nov 22nd, 2010, 03:26 AM
Hingis is Ms Norbury with the false drug accusations.

Lord Choc Ice
Oct 1st, 2011, 06:57 AM
Maria Kirilenko-Heron: "Ana thinks you're mad at her 'cause she thinks she'll beat you for year-end #1.

Maria Sharapova-George: "Oh my God, I'm not mad at her, I'm worried about her. I think someone told her she could as a joke or something. I mean everyone beats her. She's gonna have a total meltdown, and who's gonna have to take care of her? Me."

Maria Kirilenko-Heron: "So you don't think anyone will lose to her?"

Maria Sharapova-George: "Maria, she sucks. I mean, that sounds bad but whatever. The year-end #1 is always a good player. The crazy thing is it should be Caro but everyone forgets about her 'cause she's such a pusher. Anyway, I gotta go, I'm going to bed." *hangs up*

Maria Kirilenko-Heron: (to Ana Ivanovic-Wieners) "Well she's not mad at you".

Ana Ivanovic-Wieners: "Hold on".

Maria Kirilenko-Heron: "Are you OK".

Ana Ivanovic-Wieners: "Ssshh". *rings Caroline Wozniacki-Smith.

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: *answers phone* "Hello".

Ana Ivanovic-Wieners: "If someone said something bad about you you'd want me to tell you right?"

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: "No."

Ana Ivanovic-Wieners: "What if it was someone you thought was your friend?"

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: "What are you...? Hold on, other line *answers phone*

Ana Ivanovic-Wieners: (to Maria Kirilenko-Heron) "I'm not taking this anymore."

Maria Kirilenko-Heron: "Good for you Anci"

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: "Hello?"

Maria Sharapova-George: "Let's go out".

Caro-Wozniacki-Smith: "OK, hold on. I'm on the other line with Ana".

Maria Sharapova-George: "DON'T invite Ana, she's driving me nuts".

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: "Hold on".

Maria Sharapova-George: "OK hurry up".

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: (to Ana) "It's Maria. She wants to hang out with me tonight but she told me not to tell you".

Ana Ivanovic-Wieners: "Don't hang out with her".

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: "Why?"

Ana Ivanovic-Wieners: "You don't want me to tell you".

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: "Ugh, you can tell me, hold on".

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: (thinking she's talking to Maria George) "Oh God she's so annoying".

Ana Ivanovic-Wieners: "Who is?"

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: "Who is this?"

Ana Ivanovic-Wieners: "Ana".

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: "Right, hold on.

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: (to Maria George) "Oh my God she's so annoying".

Maria Sharapova-George: "I know, just get rid of her".

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: (to Ana) "OK, what is it?"

Ana Ivanovic-Wieners: "Maria said everyone hates you because you're such a pusher".

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: "She said that?"

Ana Ivanovic-Wieners: "You didn't hear it from me".

Maria Kirilenko-Heron: "A little harsh Ana".

Ana Ivanovic-Wieners: "Whatever, she had a right to know".

Caro Wozniacki-Smith: (to Maria George) "I can't go out. *cough cough* I'm sick.

Maria Sharapova-George: "Boo you whore" *hang up*.