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Pops Maellard
Feb 6th, 2010, 07:42 AM
Recently or a long time ago. ;) Doesn't matter.

I've only had two in my life :p but both of them have involved my top two faves (female and male) getting angry. :lol:

1) 2009 YEC, Lena played JJ in a Round Robin match. She lost, and after GSM was called, she threw her racket down and screamed something nasty in Russian.

2) Fernando Verdasco made the finals of Wimbledon after an epic encounter with Grigor Dimitrov (of all people :lol:) in the quarterfinals (he won 16-14 in the fifth). For some reason it skipped the semifinal. In the final, he was defaulted from the match late in the first set for hitting a linesperson over the head with his racket. :eek:

Rafito.
Feb 6th, 2010, 07:55 AM
I've had a weird dream about tennis once, Not that I can remember but Sharapova was playing Dakota Fanning in a Aussie Open final. It was so weird.

Lefty.
Feb 6th, 2010, 07:59 AM
^Who won that? :lol:

northern lad
Feb 6th, 2010, 08:01 AM
i had a dream last week that i was in this odd arena made out of crystal or glass and i was supposed to play elena dementieva and before going out to the court, one of the pros from my job (i work at a tennis club) was telling me not to worry about the match... she's going to beat herself anyway. :lol: :o

Pops Maellard
Feb 6th, 2010, 08:11 AM
i had a dream last week that i was in this odd arena made out of crystal or glass and i was supposed to play elena dementieva and before going out to the court, one of the pros from my job (i work at a tennis club) was telling me not to worry about the match... she's going to beat herself anyway. :lol: :o
OMG that's a good one. :haha:

Renalicious
Feb 6th, 2010, 12:42 PM
Omg, those are hilarious. :tears:

Pops Maellard
Feb 6th, 2010, 07:45 PM
Come on...no one else? :sobbing:

young_gunner913
Feb 6th, 2010, 07:49 PM
a couple nights ago i had a nightmare that the day after serena won the australian open she had a heart attack and died. :sobbing: it was later in the dream that it was learned that the heart attack wasnt that serious but she was still in a coma. i woke up sweaty and nervous cause it was one of those dreams that when you first wake up from, youre not sure if they happened or not. :o

Pops Maellard
Feb 6th, 2010, 08:32 PM
a couple nights ago i had a nightmare that the day after serena won the australian open she had a heart attack and died. :sobbing: it was later in the dream that it was learned that the heart attack wasnt that serious but she was still in a coma. i woke up sweaty and nervous cause it was one of those dreams that when you first wake up from, youre not sure if they happened or not. :o
:eek: :hug:

nevetssllim
Feb 6th, 2010, 08:50 PM
I had a really strange dream about Elena Dementieva about a year ago now;

My dream was that I was in Plymouth airport and I was meant to be flying to London with the school for a history trip but my friend gave me the wrong flight number, and instead, I ended up on a flight to Monte Carlo.

As I sat down, I got talking to a blonde-lady sitting next to me and we were getting along really well, and it suddenly occured to me that it was Elena Dementieva! But I wasn't 100% sure it was her (even though the tennis rackets were a giveaway) because it seemed weird that she was sitting in economy (not to mention the fact she was flying from Plymouth) so I asked her questions like, 'why are you going to Monte Carlo?' and 'have you ever played in France before' and 'do you like tennis?' but she kept saying that she didn't understand English (even though she was talking to me in English before). Then I looked round and she had disappeared, but I could see Vera. I finally then realised that it was definitely Elena and I wanted to ask her for a photograph, but by the time I had got off the plane, she had bolted down past customs and I couldn't find her at baggage. :sad:

Chakvenus
Feb 7th, 2010, 02:57 AM
i've had two:

1) i was playing doubles with Kateryna Bondarenko against two complete randoms and she was playing terribly. Eventually her dress ended up blinding our opponents (i have no idea how) and then i woke up. it was rather strange.

2) i was watching venus play bartoli on this platform court in the middle of the ocean. like, literally, there was only court so if you hit the ball out it would land in the water. and of course the ocean was infested with like 5893279 sharks, which was awesome. i then decided that i needed venus' autograph, so i attempted to jump like a mile from wherever the hell i was to get to venus but instead i fell in the water. then i woke up.

iWill
Feb 7th, 2010, 03:09 AM
I had a dream that Venus asked me to play mizxed doubles with her at the Olympics in 2012 and my first serve of the match I hit her in the back of the head on accident and we had to retired...I was sooo sad lol

Caralenko
Feb 7th, 2010, 03:19 AM
I had a dream I was playing Doubles on Wimbledon Centre Court (it was altered, however, with huge nets to catch flying out balls :cuckoo:) partnering Yanina Wickmayer against the Williams Sisters. Venus was serving horribly and Serena kept getting mad at her for hitting the nets in the sky (:spit:). Me and Nina were just having fun really. Anyway, the match just kept going on and on for hours, and eventually the crowd had all got bored and left and they decided to let all four of us to share the trophy because the final was insufferable :lol:

It was like Chaknetsova USO SF :tears: but x10 worse.

tonybotz
Feb 7th, 2010, 03:25 AM
great thread!! i have a recurring dream where I'm at the US Open and the female players have to play male players, and all i keep thinking about is how unfair it is and how hard it must be for the women to win.. in the back of my head i know that something isn't right, and i always have great seats.

Martian Jeza
Feb 7th, 2010, 03:33 AM
80% of my tennis dreams were about meeting Martina Hingis ! Had once, I don't know how Mirjana Lucic in my dreams 11 years ago ! 2 or 3 dreams about Caroline Wozniacki. That's it ! When you love some players you have them in your dreams when sleeping. But I don't remember how they went. But they were very weird in general.

northern lad
Feb 7th, 2010, 06:40 AM
I had a dream I was playing Doubles on Wimbledon Centre Court (it was altered, however, with huge nets to catch flying out balls :cuckoo:) partnering Yanina Wickmayer against the Williams Sisters. Venus was serving horribly and Serena kept getting mad at her for hitting the nets in the sky (:spit:). Me and Nina were just having fun really. Anyway, the match just kept going on and on for hours, and eventually the crowd had all got bored and left and they decided to let all four of us to share the trophy because the final was insufferable :lol:

It was like Chaknetsova USO SF :tears: but x10 worse.

i'm sorry, but ever since the advent of your chat thread, i can't read anything about you playing tennis without it being tainted :hysteric:

Caralenko
Feb 7th, 2010, 06:42 AM
i'm sorry, but ever since the advent of your chat thread, i can't read anything about you playing tennis without it being tainted :hysteric:


:hysteric: I do not have sex dreams about foursomes with Wickmayer and the Williams sisters.

LoLex
Feb 7th, 2010, 07:42 AM
One year after Jankovic-Paszek match at Australian Open I had a dream they are playing each other again but in Roland Garros.. there was again drama but JJ lost. And in the reality there was a dramatic match with Cirstea. :sobbing:

Sean.
Feb 7th, 2010, 08:58 AM
I had a nightmare that Caro made the final of a GS and became #3 in the world. Oh no wait...

miffedmax
Feb 7th, 2010, 01:05 PM
Here are mine--

I am at Flushing Meadows, dressed in tennis whites, hitting with my tennis instructor. There are dozens of courts, and every one of them has peope dressed in white hitting tennis balls. Suddenly, a red dot appears in the distance. I see it moving toward me, and I realize it's Lena D., dressed in her red RG '04 outfit. Everyone lowers their rackets and stares at her incomparable beauty, elegance and grace as she walks across the courts. My heart is in my throat as I realize she is heading right toward me. She is close now, she smiles at me sweety and stops, a foot away. She puts her hand on my shoulder, looks up (not very far up, but up) into my eyes and smiles one of her delightfully shy little smiles. Then she says to me "Don't worry. He is a very good teacher. You will get better." Then she turns and walks away.


I am in a grocery store and stop my cart to look at some frozen food. The sharp corner of another cart crashes into my butt. "Hey! Watch where you're going!" I turn, and realize it is Lena D. who has rammed me with her cart. Furious, she grabs a loaf of onion bread and, yelling at me in what I assume is Russian, starts to hit me over the head with the onion bread until she is pulled off me by a pair of store employees. I have no idea why. I personally rate this as one of my weirdest dreams ever.


I am at a friend's booksigning. Lena D. and Mommy Vera enter and sit down at another table to sign copies of her new autobiography. There's a huge line at my friends table, and no line at all as hers so I go over and talk to her about her book. We have a pleasant little chat (about what I don't recall) and finally she shyly asks if she can ask me a question. I say yes. She blushes, and in a small voice ask if I can explain why all her fans are so weird. Meanwhile, my friend is yelling at me to get my ass back over to his booksigning. I wake up before I can answer Elena's question.

Special bonus Myskina dream:

I am hosting a pool party at my house (which has no pool in real life, but had a huge pool in the dream.) Nasty Myskina is there with her boyfriend (she looks really good in a bikini, btw). My son (both of them, but only the oldest one lives with me) is a huge Myskina fan, so I run into the house and say "Dude, Myskina is here! Don't you want to meet her?" He is painting the wall of his room and says "Dad, I'd love to, but I've got to get this wall painted." I ask him several more times, tell him the wall can wait, but he refuses to leave. So I go back out to the party, but Nastya has left.

serenafan08
Feb 7th, 2010, 01:17 PM
I had a dream that Serena and Jennifer Capriati got into a fight because their match got so heated. :lol: I was cheering her on from the stadium! Serena then went on to win the match too.

Joe.
Feb 7th, 2010, 01:58 PM
i dreamed katie o'brien won roland garros :tape: