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Volcana
Oct 19th, 2009, 02:47 PM
... what tennis player comes to mind with the word 'Brick House (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAQCbczCt8s)'.

(This is my totally sexist Thread of the Week)

NOTE: Female Singer = Trina (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trina). Who really is a .....

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miffedmax
Oct 19th, 2009, 02:50 PM
My sexist response is that I go for the willowy ones, not the brick houses. ;).

Especially willowy blondes with bangs, if you know whowhat I mean.

Volcana
Oct 19th, 2009, 02:57 PM
My sexist response is that I go for the willowy ones, not the brick houses. ;).

Especially willowy blondes with bangs, if you know whowhat I mean.I got nuthin' bad to say about the 'willowly ones'. Especially if they got got legs like willowy blondes with bangs that particular .... ("She's mighty-mighty, jus' letting all hang out")

miffedmax
Oct 19th, 2009, 03:24 PM
Sure enough to knock a strong man to his knees... I'm so damn old I have at least a couple Commodores ALBUMS.

But they're still as good as Lena's bangs.

+/-
Oct 19th, 2009, 04:08 PM
Alisa Kleybanova
Diamond Jackson

Donny
Oct 19th, 2009, 04:29 PM
I think Kuznetsova qualifies as more of a brick house than Dokic does. She might even qualify as 'thick'.

Rex59
Oct 19th, 2009, 06:38 PM
I think Kuznetsova qualifies as more of a brick house than Dokic does. She might even qualify as 'thick'.

Dokic when she was younger before the ordeal with her lunatic dad took its toll on her physically.............Oh, my!!!! ;)

Mynarco
Oct 19th, 2009, 06:50 PM
what the brick is this MV going on?

miffedmax
Oct 19th, 2009, 08:48 PM
The Commie's were not quite the same force when Lionel Ritche (+ bubble perm) upped it and left. Agreed ?

I was more of a Chic man myself, Nile Rogers and Bernard Edwards ... wot a smokin' rhythm section.
Plus fronted by a whole rooster of hottie singers with bangs if memory serves.

What was the question again ?

Well, when it's time to get serious, it's time for George Clinton and Co.

Eddie Hazel is the most underrated guitar player ever.

Hardcore Jollies rocked my whitebread suburban world like you can't even imagine. My son--a mean musician in his own right--can cover Maggot Brain. I asked him when he was going to learn Hardcore Jollies and he looked at me and said "Nobody but Eddie can play Hardcore Jollies. Nobody."

So there's a throwdown for all you guitar players out there.

Lena's bangs.

Volcana
Oct 23rd, 2009, 04:16 AM
Eddie Hazel is the most underrated guitar player ever.Maggot Brain

ZODIAC
Oct 23rd, 2009, 04:21 AM
Serena = force of nature a woman to reckon with
Jelena =floozy ditzy flaky girl in your class
Dokic = tragic blonde , bad karma is following her like a shadow

wayitis
Oct 23rd, 2009, 04:26 AM
Maggot Brain

Lindsey Buckingham

miffedmax
Oct 23rd, 2009, 01:51 PM
Caro's a little on the buxum side, IMHO. In a good way.

Lena's bangs.

dreamgoddess099
Oct 23rd, 2009, 02:54 PM
Caro's a little on the buxum side, IMHO. In a good way.
Lena's bangs.

I guess you finally just said fuck effort.:lol:

Dominic
Oct 23rd, 2009, 05:35 PM
I guess you finally just said fuck effort.:lol:

If that was the first step to that weird insane obsession slowly disapearing and making this board a better place, that would be amazing :hearts:

miffedmax
Oct 23rd, 2009, 05:48 PM
Only one week and two months to go. Though I really do love Lena with bangs. Not that she fails the cracker test without 'em.

I try to put a little effort in, but sometimes I do just say "fuck it." Other times, if I'm posting on a more serious topic, I'll just a "Lena's bangs" in there because I have to.

Volcana
Oct 23rd, 2009, 06:20 PM
'I'm So Afraid' vs 'Maggot Brain' - Tough call. Throw the 'Intro to Sweet Jane" in there too.

miffedmax
Oct 23rd, 2009, 06:29 PM
Really? I gotta stick with "Hardcore Jollies," though all the others are good. But "Hardcore Jollies" is the Lena's bangs of funk guitar work IMHO.

Dawn Marie
Oct 23rd, 2009, 08:58 PM
Jelena Dokic never has an ass. Wtf is she even doing in this thread. Vee has more ass then her.

The word I would use woud be Whatever Serena's middle name is.

Stamp Paid
Oct 23rd, 2009, 09:03 PM
Jelena Dokic never has an ass. Wtf is she even doing in this thread. Vee has more ass then her.

The word I would use woud be Whatever Serena's middle name is.Jameka

King Aaron
Oct 23rd, 2009, 09:36 PM
Jelena Dokic never has an ass. Wtf is she even doing in this thread. Vee has more ass then her.

The word I would use woud be Whatever Serena's middle name is.
Someone should dig up the picture of Jelena practicing on clay while wearing a pair of black tights. I saw plenty of ass there. :drool:

Renee
Oct 23rd, 2009, 09:44 PM
yeach, Jelena Dokic has tits and ass. Not the Serena or even Venus kinda ass, but she got a little something, something

Dominic
Oct 24th, 2009, 03:48 AM
Jelena Dokic never has an ass. Wtf is she even doing in this thread. Vee has more ass then her.

The word I would use woud be Whatever Serena's middle name is.

Try opening your eyes. You cant compare her to serena obviously, she has the equivalent of 2 or 3 generous asses.

Tennisstar86
Oct 24th, 2009, 05:03 AM
Mattek?

So Disrespectful
Oct 24th, 2009, 06:29 AM
Serena = force of nature a woman to reckon with
Jelena =floozy ditzy flaky girl in your class
Dokic = tragic blonde , bad karma is following her like a shadow

So what did she do as a little girl to warrant being abused both physically and emotionally by her own father? If you had that sort of childhood, you wouldn't exactly be a bundle of smiles and amicability either. It takes time to build character when you've been unhappy for a long time; some empathy for Jelena wouldn't go astray.

Donny
Oct 24th, 2009, 06:46 AM
Someone should dig up the picture of Jelena practicing on clay while wearing a pair of black tights. I saw plenty of ass there. :drool:

http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jelena-dokic.jpg

Golovinjured.
Oct 24th, 2009, 06:52 AM
My favourite tennis photo in history :hearts:

Dawn Marie
Oct 24th, 2009, 08:49 AM
I'm not sayin Jelena has no body. I saw her in person back in 2000. I'm saying that when u mention brickhouse and refering to a women's body. Jelena sure the heck will not be on the list. Jelena has Tits but not a Big ass. BRICK HOUSE not BRICKFLAT or BRICKapartment. lol

Deck
Oct 24th, 2009, 09:05 AM
friend...you are not gonna take one fuckin' letter away from me

Jeff
Oct 24th, 2009, 09:32 AM
Iroda Tulyaganova always, and forever... :p

King Aaron
Oct 24th, 2009, 08:26 PM
http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jelena-dokic.jpg
Thank you. :bowdown:

youizahoe
Oct 24th, 2009, 08:42 PM
The ass is ok, Wawrinka has even got more tush than that.

azinna
Oct 24th, 2009, 08:46 PM
I'm not sayin Jelena has no body. I saw her in person back in 2000. I'm saying that when u mention brickhouse and refering to a women's body. Jelena sure the heck will not be on the list. Jelena has Tits but not a Big ass. BRICK HOUSE not BRICKFLAT or BRICKapartment. lol

lol @ BRICK HOUSE vs BRICK Flat. Good reminder for us to heed the subtle but important divisions.

Interesting that housing is (here in the US?) used as a metaphor. In Nigeria, I remember cars as the more frequent descriptors. As in:

Volkswagon beetle;
Peugeot 504, sedan;
Volvo StationWAGON;
HILux; then
RANGE ROVER....