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PamShriver
Sep 10th, 2009, 01:41 AM
Wozniacki is so Regina George tonight, and sadly Melanie is poor Gretchen.

young_gunner913
Sep 10th, 2009, 01:43 AM
Wonziacki was Trang Pak tonight. A grotsky little byotch.

Brooks.
Sep 10th, 2009, 01:45 AM
hahahahahahahaha

cellophane
Sep 10th, 2009, 01:49 AM
Wickmayer will tackle you in a dark alley tonight, Pammy.

Daniela-Is-Mine
Sep 10th, 2009, 01:52 AM
Wonziacki was Trang Pak tonight. A grotsky little byotch.

:haha:

skanky~skanketta
Sep 10th, 2009, 02:08 AM
OMg ROTF!

Michael.
Sep 10th, 2009, 02:10 AM
Wozniacki is so Regina George tonight, and sadly Melanie is poor Gretchen.

Wonziacki was Trang Pak tonight. A grotsky little byotch.

:haha: :haha: :spit: :bowdown:

Mana
Sep 10th, 2009, 02:39 AM
Great thread! :worship:

Buitenzorg
Sep 10th, 2009, 03:20 AM
she was right though ;)

eck
Sep 10th, 2009, 03:30 AM
Wonziacki was Trang Pak tonight. A grotsky little byotch.

:rolls:

égalité
Sep 10th, 2009, 03:54 AM
omg :sobbing:

égalité
Sep 10th, 2009, 03:57 AM
Sveta: God! See, at least me and Maria know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"
Serena: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
Sveta: What?
Maria: Oh, no, she did not!

DimaDinosaur
Sep 10th, 2009, 04:16 AM
Oudin: "One time Wozniacki bitchslapped me in front of my home crowd........it.....was.........AWESOME!!!!!!!!!"

Cakeisgood
Sep 10th, 2009, 04:39 AM
Oudin: "One time Wozniacki bitchslapped me in front of my home crowd........it.....was.........AWESOME!!!!!!!!!"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA GOAT POST.

Mel: "OMG Caroline, I love your pink dress, where did you get it??!"
Caro: "Oh I bitchslapped Maria Kirilenko for the rights to it."
Mel: "So cute!"

...

Mel: "That is the ugliest fucking dress I've ever seen."

égalité
Sep 10th, 2009, 04:44 AM
Mel: "That is the ugliest fucking dress I've ever seen."

I bet she got it at... Sears :spit:

Petkorazzi
Sep 10th, 2009, 04:45 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/Nicnever/th_Chabert__Mean_Girls_009.gif

Cakeisgood
Sep 10th, 2009, 09:19 PM
I bet she got it at... Sears :spit:

The Woz is 1, 3, or a 5 for sure!!!!! :kiss:

Cakeisgood
Sep 10th, 2009, 09:19 PM
Where is Adal in this thread btw?

joaco
Sep 10th, 2009, 09:42 PM
sooooo funnyy:lol::lol:

Keegan
Sep 10th, 2009, 09:44 PM
That's so fetch.

gorecki
Sep 11th, 2009, 03:19 AM
Mean WTA Girls :hearts: :lol:

Alexj
Sep 11th, 2009, 04:30 AM
This thread is amazing! :haha:


http://i27.tinypic.com/15e7a5g.jpg

kman
Sep 11th, 2009, 05:14 AM
What the hell is this shit?


To the wasteland!

Rafito.
Sep 11th, 2009, 05:25 AM
I saw Wozniacki wearing the new Adidas dress, so I went out and bought the new Adidas dress.

mandy7
Sep 11th, 2009, 06:06 AM
Mel: I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudels, would be too pleased to hear about this!!!!

mandy7
Sep 11th, 2009, 06:08 AM
Kirilenko, while driving away... : I want my pink dress back!!! I want my pink dress back!!!!!!

Rafito.
Sep 11th, 2009, 06:18 AM
Oudin: I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina

-jenks-
Sep 11th, 2009, 06:20 AM
Carol talking about Sveta: "She's almost too gay to function."

skanky~skanketta
Sep 11th, 2009, 07:37 AM
OMG, I've got stitches!

Mel: How come your serve is so good?
Caro: I've got man shoulders.

young_gunner913
Sep 11th, 2009, 09:53 AM
Kirilenko, while driving away... : I want my pink dress back!!! I want my pink dress back!!!!!!

:spit::rolls:

Marcus1979
Sep 11th, 2009, 12:12 PM
Daniela Hantuchova: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Marion Bartoli: I’m starving.
Daniela Hantuchova: Man, I hate those things. Coach makes me eat those when I have to move up a weight class.
Marion Bartoli: What?
Daniela Hantuchova: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Marion Bartoli: Motherf -
[she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream]
Marion Bartoli: Aaaaaaaah!

Sexysova
Sep 11th, 2009, 12:41 PM
omfg :haha: I have to watch this movie again, NOW! :haha:

Marcelo.
Sep 11th, 2009, 12:54 PM
Daniela Hantuchova: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Marion Bartoli: I’m starving.
Daniela Hantuchova: Man, I hate those things. Coach makes me eat those when I have to move up a weight class.
Marion Bartoli: What?
Daniela Hantuchova: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Marion Bartoli: Motherf -
[she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream]
Marion Bartoli: Aaaaaaaah!

:bigcry:

Joe.
Sep 11th, 2009, 03:36 PM
caro (to mel): get some new trainers bitch.

Alex03Maccy
Sep 11th, 2009, 03:38 PM
mel : you want some power? it's AWESOME having it.

Noctis
Sep 11th, 2009, 04:12 PM
Pam nice interview get a hair job :rolls:

rockstar
Sep 11th, 2009, 04:23 PM
kim: i'm a cool mom ;)

égalité
Sep 11th, 2009, 04:29 PM
But Cara, if you're from Africa, why are you white?

-jenks-
Sep 11th, 2009, 04:30 PM
But Cara, if you're from Africa, why are you white?

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Best post in this thread! :worship:

-jenks-
Sep 11th, 2009, 04:33 PM
But Cara, if you're from Africa, why are you white?

Oh my God Caro, you can't just ask people why they're white!

CloudAtlas
Sep 11th, 2009, 04:34 PM
Not strictly tennis related but I got my uni timetable and my induction during the first week is in Room G14 :lol:

BournemouthBoy
Sep 11th, 2009, 04:35 PM
having BELIEVE on your shoes is just tellign everyone that you don't believe and need to remind yourself to do so.

Cakeisgood
Sep 11th, 2009, 04:39 PM
I saw Wozniacki wearing the new Adidas dress, so I went out and bought the new Adidas dress.

Kirilenko, while driving away... : I want my pink dress back!!! I want my pink dress back!!!!!!

OMFG :worship::worship:

Sexysova
Sep 11th, 2009, 04:43 PM
Venus: I will vote Virginie Razzano coz she got hit by a bus
Serena: I will vote for Marion Bartoli because she pushed her

CloudAtlas
Sep 11th, 2009, 04:44 PM
Venus: I will vote Virginie Razzano coz she got hit by a bus
Serena: I will vote for Marion Bartoli because she pushed her



Damn...that was a wasted opportunity to use Caro's name :p

Optima
Sep 11th, 2009, 04:56 PM
:spit:

Dodoboy.
Sep 11th, 2009, 05:23 PM
:haha:

Vanity Bonfire
Sep 11th, 2009, 06:40 PM
I wonder which ATP player would ask C-Woz if her muffin was buttered. Oh wait, that would be Verdasco.

CloudAtlas
Sep 11th, 2009, 08:22 PM
I wonder which ATP player would ask C-Woz if her muffin was buttered. Oh wait, that would be Verdasco.




Bartoli would ask her that , although she would mean it literally obviously , whilst drooling.

Vanity Bonfire
Sep 11th, 2009, 08:55 PM
Bartoli would ask her that , although she would mean it literally obviously , whilst drooling.

Boom.

Caro: I've never been past the fourth round a GS before.
Every other girl in the top 10: Shut up! Shut up!
Caro: I didn't say anything.

égalité
Sep 11th, 2009, 09:05 PM
MJMS: One time, Serena Williams punched me in the face... it was AWESOME.

Cakeisgood
Sep 11th, 2009, 09:27 PM
Hingis: Hey!... Are we still in a fight?
Serena: You still an asshole?
Hingis: No. I don't think so.

peanuts
Sep 12th, 2009, 12:55 AM
:haha: at this thread. Mean Girls is so hilarious. :lol:

Привет
Sep 12th, 2009, 01:18 AM
Ana: "Um, is there alcohol in this?"

Snezana: :"Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're gonna drink I'd rather you do it in the house."

Dave.
Sep 12th, 2009, 01:20 AM
^^ :rolls: :sobbing:


Kirilenko, while driving away... : I want my pink dress back!!! I want my pink dress back!!!!!!

OMG, I've got stitches!

Mel: How come your serve is so good?
Caro: I've got man shoulders.

But Cara, if you're from Africa, why are you white?

:haha:

Привет
Sep 12th, 2009, 01:22 AM
Jennifer to Serena...

"I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Wimbledon. And I'm sorry I told everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now."

Привет
Sep 12th, 2009, 01:28 AM
Sveta: "You're not a terrible no. 1 Dinara."
Dinara: "No, I am actually. I even lost to Kvitova!"
Sveta: "Well, there must be something you're good at."
Dinara: "I can self destruct in Grand Slam finals! Wanna see?"
Sveta: ":unsure: No. That's ok."

NoChokes
Sep 12th, 2009, 03:17 AM
I'm leaving this thread slightly confused about my sexuality. ;)

mboyle
Sep 12th, 2009, 03:49 AM
I bet she got it at... Sears :spit:

okay. this is funny! Why does Sears even exist anymore??? Seriously...

This thread is wonderful, ps.

mboyle
Sep 12th, 2009, 03:50 AM
Bartoli would ask her that , although she would mean it literally obviously , whilst drooling.

Oh my gosh I laughed out loud ridiculously! Nice post.

mboyle
Sep 12th, 2009, 03:52 AM
Daniela Hantuchova: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Marion Bartoli: I’m starving.
Daniela Hantuchova: Man, I hate those things. Coach makes me eat those when I have to move up a weight class.
Marion Bartoli: What?
Daniela Hantuchova: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Marion Bartoli: Motherf -
[she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream]
Marion Bartoli: Aaaaaaaah!

Kalteen bars...so that's what they're calling cheesecake these days...

VeeJJ
Sep 12th, 2009, 04:12 AM
Sveta: "You're not a terrible no. 1 Dinara."
Dinara: "No, I am actually. I even lost to Kvitova!"
Sveta: "Well, there must be something you're good at."
Dinara: "I can self destruct in Grand Slam finals! Wanna see?"
Sveta: ":unsure: No. That's ok."

LMAO!!!! :rolls:

Joe.
Sep 12th, 2009, 09:59 AM
mel: why do i have to have such an ugly serve?

ce
Sep 12th, 2009, 10:22 AM
damn i love this film :sobbing:

Dodoboy.
Sep 12th, 2009, 10:28 AM
Capriati and Diarrhoe poster :bowdown: Post of the thread!"

Привет
Sep 12th, 2009, 11:08 AM
Capriati and Diarrhoe poster :bowdown: Post of the thread!"

I try. :angel:

Vanity Bonfire
Sep 13th, 2009, 05:13 PM
Dominika Cibulkova: Hey, get out of here.
Jan-Michael Gambill: Danny DeVito, I love your work!

-jenks-
Nov 17th, 2009, 09:51 PM
I just watched the movie again and came up with this.

Dementieva: We gotta crack Serena Williams. We crack Serena, and then we crack the lock on Serena's whole dirty history.
Hingis: Say crack again

Keegan
Nov 17th, 2009, 10:35 PM
Serena's response to Dementieva in a Wimbledon final: "She doesn't even go here!"

tennis-insomniac
Nov 18th, 2009, 07:51 AM
Caro: But you're, like, really pretty.
Mel: Thank you.
Caro: So you agree?
Mel: What?
Caro: You think you're really pretty?
Mel: Oh... I don't know

Caro: [about Vika] I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man

M-K
Nov 18th, 2009, 03:13 PM
:lol: Gotta love this movie!

mboyle
Nov 18th, 2009, 05:43 PM
oh my gosh this is the best movie ever!

The Witch-king
Nov 18th, 2009, 07:54 PM
:haha: at this thread. Mean Girls is so hilarious. :lol:

thank god you mentioned that... Was totally confused by this thread and was too shy to ask what it was about

Cam'ron Giles
Nov 18th, 2009, 07:54 PM
Ok...This must be some gay 'ish cause I have no idea what this whole thread is about...:confused:

Mikey.
Nov 18th, 2009, 08:04 PM
Wonziacki was Trang Pak tonight. A grotsky little byotch.


Mel: "OMG Caroline, I love your pink dress, where did you get it??!"
Caro: "Oh I bitchslapped Maria Kirilenko for the rights to it."
Mel: "So cute!"

...

Mel: "That is the ugliest fucking dress I've ever seen."

But Cara, if you're from Africa, why are you white?

Jennifer to Serena...

"I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Wimbledon. And I'm sorry I told everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now."

:hysteric:

louisa.
Nov 18th, 2009, 08:46 PM
But Cara, if you're from Africa, why are you white?

Ana: "Um, is there alcohol in this?"

Snezana: :"Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're gonna drink I'd rather you do it in the house."

Jennifer to Serena...

"I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Wimbledon. And I'm sorry I told everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now."

Sveta: "You're not a terrible no. 1 Dinara."
Dinara: "No, I am actually. I even lost to Kvitova!"
Sveta: "Well, there must be something you're good at."
Dinara: "I can self destruct in Grand Slam finals! Wanna see?"
Sveta: ":unsure: No. That's ok."

:haha: :haha: :sobbing:

Keegan
Nov 18th, 2009, 09:27 PM
Caro: "I play aggressive, DUH!"

Jane Lane
Nov 18th, 2009, 09:55 PM
Seriously, I'm watching this movie on DVD right now.
I have to chip in :)

[seeing all the girls fighting in the locker room at Wimbledon to see who the real No. 1 is]
Yuri Sharapov: Hell, no. I did *not* leave Nyagan for this!

skanky~skanketta
Nov 19th, 2009, 12:00 AM
Serena (to Lena): So, you've got like really nice bangs.
Lena: Oh, thank you.
Serena: So you agree.
Lena: What?
Serena: That you've got really nice bangs.

Justin
Nov 19th, 2009, 12:37 AM
Best. Movie. Ever.

Caro: Marion Bartoli is a.... what does that say?
Maria S : Fat whore.

louisa.
Nov 19th, 2009, 01:21 AM
So you can go shave your back now, bye Nando.

njnetswill
Nov 19th, 2009, 01:27 AM
Sveta: "You're not a terrible no. 1 Dinara."
Dinara: "No, I am actually. I even lost to Kvitova!"
Sveta: "Well, there must be something you're good at."
Dinara: "I can self destruct in Grand Slam finals! Wanna see?"
Sveta: ":unsure: No. That's ok."

:haha:

muniu
Nov 19th, 2009, 08:49 AM
pls post a link to this movie :wavey:

Mikey.
Nov 19th, 2009, 10:31 AM
Best. Movie. Ever.

Caro: Marion Bartoli is a.... what does that say?
Maria S : Fat whore.

:spit:

Juju Nostalgique
Nov 19th, 2009, 10:59 AM
I don't understand this thread... :confused: :scratch:

Oh well :o

Jacob#1
Nov 19th, 2009, 12:01 PM
Somebody run "Unbelievable" down to the Kinkos.