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the jamierbelyea
Aug 28th, 2009, 01:09 AM
Take a listen to this MP3 of this stud muffin Dmitri (http://jamiebrokemyracket.tumblr.com/post/173373057/what-women-want-dmitri-the-stud-please-read-the), leaving not one, but TWO voicemails to a woman he tried to pick up on King St. in Toronto.

melodymaker's posterous (http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny) description of the entire ordeal:

The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play thison the air.
Ladies: He is out there... :)


:lol::lol: This is hilarious !

Just found a photo slideshow with the audio clip:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f083b6b84e/dimitri-the-stud-from-that-happened

Keegan
Aug 28th, 2009, 01:31 AM
I thought it was hilarious when he was like "I dunno, maybe you were abused in childhood..." and just came up with loads of reasons for her to not have called him.

Kart
Aug 28th, 2009, 01:43 AM
It is hilarious.

He sounds really quite scary though.

kwilliams
Aug 28th, 2009, 05:38 AM
I wonder what happened to him in his life to turn him into such a raving freak!!!

~{X}~
Aug 28th, 2009, 05:49 AM
:haha: What in the world. Wow what a douche. :o

moby
Aug 28th, 2009, 06:29 AM
That's hot in a really creepy and psycho way.
I wouldn't be surprised if there are women out there who are looking to be picked up by him.

Apoleb
Aug 28th, 2009, 07:09 AM
He knows what he's doing. A woman WITH psychological issues would get back at him.

gentenaire
Aug 28th, 2009, 07:33 AM
He sounds like a mix of Mr Elton and Mr Collins (Jane Austen)

the jamierbelyea
Aug 28th, 2009, 04:02 PM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f083b6b84e/dimitri-the-stud-from-that-happened

Video photo-clip found with the audio clip :)

moby
Aug 28th, 2009, 05:14 PM
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations

His real name is James Sears, he is a Toronto psychiatrist who lost his license 15 years ago over sexual assualt of his patients, and he calls himself Dmitri the Lover now in his new job as a self-styled love guru for the Toronto Real Men.

His website is quite something...

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_basic_information.html