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Dodoboy.
Aug 24th, 2009, 08:06 PM
For 5 hours now we've been terrorized by this stray cat, it's found it's way to our house 4 times already. The worst being a few hours ago when we had to get help to get it out. We all hate cats (scared) and we don't know what to do because it's still outside our house, in front of the back door. I need to get my clothes that are outside :sobbing: If i wasn't so scared of the thing, i'd kill it but we don't know what to do.

Yeah, that's my story :rolls: How do you kill a cat without getting close to it, we tried throwing stuff at it but it won't piss off. :help:

Olórin
Aug 24th, 2009, 08:18 PM
My advice is to seek pyschological counselling for your fear of cats. Then attempt to deal with it and see if you're better equipped. :) :p

Adal
Aug 24th, 2009, 08:19 PM
Pray to Beysus

Dodoboy.
Aug 24th, 2009, 08:22 PM
No seriously i need help NOW!

Beysus can only do so much :crying2:

Psychological help isn't short term help :crying2:

Dodoboy.
Aug 24th, 2009, 08:50 PM
We decided to hose it down, hoping we could drown it, it's been scared away, for now :crying2:

Kart
Aug 24th, 2009, 08:59 PM
Get a water pistol.

Keegan
Aug 24th, 2009, 09:05 PM
Buy a dog?

Imperfect Angel
Aug 24th, 2009, 09:17 PM
use a broom or a fire extinguisher?

lee station
Aug 24th, 2009, 09:21 PM
don't be a pussy

Dodoboy.
Aug 24th, 2009, 09:27 PM
Buy a dog?

OMG!

I hate dogs, even worse with dogs! Animals are just a waste of time :crying2:

Mrs. Berasetegui
Aug 24th, 2009, 09:36 PM
We decided to hose it down, hoping we could drown it, it's been scared away, for now :crying2:

:mad: ZOMG! You act like it's a tiger. :tape:

~{X}~
Aug 24th, 2009, 09:41 PM
Geez, you are terrified of animals? :o

Embarrassing much? :p

Dodoboy.
Aug 24th, 2009, 09:41 PM
No not at all, :lol:

The Dawntreader
Aug 24th, 2009, 09:54 PM
Cats are easily chased away, if you just run at it.

It's a domestic cat. It's no Lioness:lol:

hankqq
Aug 24th, 2009, 09:54 PM
play a Beyonce song for it and see if it's still there after a few minutes :shrug:

Dave.
Aug 24th, 2009, 10:04 PM
How can you hate dogs??!!!!!! :speakles: That is outrageous :o


Use your tennis racquet!

The Dawntreader
Aug 24th, 2009, 10:09 PM
How can you hate dogs??!!!!!! :speakles: That is outrageous :o


Use your tennis racquet!

I have a phobia of dogs:sad::o

HRHoliviasmith
Aug 24th, 2009, 10:23 PM
well I had the same problem a few years ago when I first moved to off-campus housing. this cat was fat as f&*k and would poop and leave dead birds on my doorstep. animal control said they couldn't do anything unless the animal was contained (hell no I wasn't touching that thing!)and my friends were like oh when it does that it means it's reaching out to you and the dead bird is a gift. *vomit*. one friend offered to bb gun it for me but i didn't have the heart. i would throw water on it and it worked temporarily. it finally disappeared after a while. (like after friggin year). i totally feel your pain Dodoboy.

Dave.
Aug 24th, 2009, 10:36 PM
I have a phobia of dogs:sad::o

Sorry for you :sad: Is it all dogs or a particular kind? :(


In case you couldn't tell from my other post, I love them (well most of them)

Ciarán
Aug 24th, 2009, 10:37 PM
This is seriously hilar. I know what I will bring if we ever meet ;)

The Dawntreader
Aug 24th, 2009, 10:42 PM
Sorry for you :sad: Is it all dogs or a particular kind? :(


In case you couldn't tell from my other post, I love them (well most of them)

Medium to big-sized dogs are a nightmare:o

I got chased by an alsation when i was 3, so it stems from there i suspect:lol:

Oizo
Aug 24th, 2009, 10:47 PM
Are you a sleepwalker-monster? :scratch:

Sean.
Aug 24th, 2009, 11:12 PM
don't be a pussy

This.

Seriously, call the RSPCA & get them to come & pick it up!

And don't hurt the poor thing!

Polikarpov
Aug 24th, 2009, 11:50 PM
play a Beyonce song for it and see if it's still there after a few minutes :shrug:

That should do the trick.:lol:

Ciarán
Aug 24th, 2009, 11:51 PM
Oh and in answer to your question. Grow a pair.

Joana
Aug 24th, 2009, 11:53 PM
don't be a pussy

The best advice in this thread.

How can you hate dogs??!!!!!!

Easily.

sammy01
Aug 25th, 2009, 12:02 AM
This.

Seriously, call the RSPCA & get them to come & pick it up!

And don't hurt the poor thing!

well you don't get the attention of a thread if you do that :help:

Sean.
Aug 25th, 2009, 12:15 AM
Alternatively, just call Sammy who will take him off your hands as he's an old, crazy cat lady! :)

sammy01
Aug 25th, 2009, 12:24 AM
Alternatively, just call Sammy who will take him off your hands as he's an old, crazy cat lady! :)

im not a lady, but yes a cat crazy man. give me cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doni1212
Aug 25th, 2009, 03:21 AM
play a Beyonce song for it and see if it's still there after a few minutes :shrug:

I can't stop laughing, :rolls:

moby
Aug 25th, 2009, 03:27 AM
Move.

Look at it this way. Your phobia for cats and other animals is not going to go away. Even if you get rid of this stray cat, another may come. Or a stray dog. Or a stray whatever. You've to get away from your current place, and get an apartment on the 10th floor in some urban place. And this may be the only way to solve your problem once and for all.

P.S. Be prepared for the pigeons though.

TheFifthAvocado
Aug 25th, 2009, 03:30 AM
Teach it to play a catcerto

pepaw
Aug 25th, 2009, 03:30 AM
dont be asshole, stop trying to hurt it

Bart
Aug 25th, 2009, 07:30 AM
For 5 hours now we've been terrorized by this stray cat, it's found it's way to our house 4 times already. The worst being a few hours ago when we had to get help to get it out. We all hate cats (scared) and we don't know what to do because it's still outside our house, in front of the back door. I need to get my clothes that are outside :sobbing: If i wasn't so scared of the thing, i'd kill it but we don't know what to do.

Yeah, that's my story :rolls: How do you kill a cat without getting close to it, we tried throwing stuff at it but it won't piss off. :help:

You are such a loser. Scared of cats :haha:

Just leave the poor thing alone :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Dodoboy.
Aug 25th, 2009, 09:34 AM
How can you hate dogs??!!!!!! :speakles: That is outrageous :o


Use your tennis racquet!

I actually ran outside with my tennis racket, this thing is fearless! It came back this morning, had to turn the hose on it again :crying2:

I have a phobia of dogs:sad::o

:worship: Dogs are evil!

well I had the same problem a few years ago when I first moved to off-campus housing. this cat was fat as f&*k and would poop and leave dead birds on my doorstep. animal control said they couldn't do anything unless the animal was contained (hell no I wasn't touching that thing!)and my friends were like oh when it does that it means it's reaching out to you and the dead bird is a gift. *vomit*. one friend offered to bb gun it for me but i didn't have the heart. i would throw water on it and it worked temporarily. it finally disappeared after a while. (like after friggin year). i totally feel your pain Dodoboy.

Yours is much worse, you should have taken the BB GUN, if i had one of them, i wouldn't have this problem!

This.

Seriously, call the RSPCA & get them to come & pick it up!

And don't hurt the poor thing!

I tried calling the RSPCA but it's busy, and when it was 'clear' they were closed alread.

Oh and in answer to your question. Grow a pair.

http://www.bwboard.net/Smileys/smil/foryou.gif

well you don't get the attention of a thread if you do that :help:

:rolleyes:
Move.

Look at it this way. Your phobia for cats and other animals is not going to go away. Even if you get rid of this stray cat, another may come. Or a stray dog. Or a stray whatever. You've to get away from your current place, and get an apartment on the 10th floor in some urban place. And this may be the only way to solve your problem once and for all.

P.S. Be prepared for the pigeons though.
OMG, Pigeons are the worst!

dont be asshole, stop trying to hurt it

I'm the asshole, not the disgusting little thing that keeps coming to my house!

You are such a loser. Scared of cats :haha:

Just leave the poor thing alone :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

No.

I fully expected the only person to understand my problem was my Naija girl olivia :lol:
Why is everyone here obsessed with Beyonce?
http://i43.tinypic.com/2r73jnq.gif

Sean.
Aug 25th, 2009, 09:38 AM
It came back this morning, had to turn the hose on it again :crying2:

Omg you evil person!

I tried calling the RSPCA but it's busy, and when it was 'clear' they were closed alread.

Call them again then.

Dodoboy.
Aug 25th, 2009, 09:41 AM
If it comes back again, i'll call :shrug:

Sean.
Aug 25th, 2009, 09:42 AM
You say it keeps coming in your house. Does it take a genius to close the door? :p

Miss Atomic Bomb
Aug 25th, 2009, 09:42 AM
http://imgur.com/cejPy.gif

Dodoboy.
Aug 25th, 2009, 09:44 AM
You say it keeps coming in your house. Does it take a genius to close the door? :p

This cat isn't an idiot, there are windows open on the ground floor, we can't suffocate because of this minx.

Sean.
Aug 25th, 2009, 09:45 AM
I really doubt having the windows closed is going to kill you. It's not exactly hot today Kings!

Dodoboy.
Aug 25th, 2009, 09:49 AM
Sean :sobbing: Have sympathy for me not the cat! :crying2:

Well at the moment all windows and doors are shut, but as soon as we open it BAM. It's not just the heat, there's not a minute something isn't cooking.
If it was a stray dog, that would probably have been dinner today :lol:

Destiny
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:33 AM
KiNGSLEY WHY YOU PUTTING OUR BUSINESS ON THE STREET LOL

:lol:

Ziggy Starduck
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:46 AM
Hilarious thread!

You can actually get a spray can cat repellant at pet stores, otherwise orange peels and mothballs might work.

mandy7
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:52 AM
Yeah, that's my story :rolls: How do you kill a cat without getting close to it, we tried throwing stuff at it but it won't piss off. :help:
i heard throwing boiling water at it works

Sean.
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:53 AM
i heard throwing boiling water at it works

Mandy! :speakles:

Destiny
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:54 AM
:lol:

mandy7
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:59 AM
Mandy! :speakles:
I hate cats, and cats hate me. One almost killed me.
bitch scratched me open from my wrist up to my upper arm, it was way deep.
if it would have been 1cm to the right and i would have bled out at the age of 5!

HRHoliviasmith
Aug 25th, 2009, 01:56 PM
dodboy, keep hosing the sucker until it gets the hint or the ASPCA comes to get it. but as I said, when I called animal control here they said I would have to contain it and they would come and get it from me. i don't see why you should be inconvenienced by this creature.

HRHoliviasmith
Aug 25th, 2009, 01:58 PM
KiNGSLEY WHY YOU PUTTING OUR BUSINESS ON THE STREET LOL

:lol:

:haha:

Destiny
Aug 25th, 2009, 06:01 PM
:lol: This cat is soooo funny now that we have hosed it down several times, it's gone over to our neighbours house and it's starting to bug them too. It climbed through their windows today and keeps harrasing them too.
So we are really glad it's bugging somone one else and that we can open our doors again
Phew so happy :lol:

awwww and they gave it a home now and they are feeding the poor thing

happy ending :)

DiscoStick
Aug 25th, 2009, 06:47 PM
http://imgur.com/cejPy.gif

:rolls:

Elwin.
Aug 25th, 2009, 07:09 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:
It's only a cat :o

:weirdo: @ people suggesting to attack the cat.

Sean.
Aug 25th, 2009, 07:50 PM
Destiny & Dodo are related! :speakles:

DiscoStick
Aug 25th, 2009, 07:53 PM
Destiny & Dodo are related! :speakles:

:eek:

HRHoliviasmith
Aug 25th, 2009, 08:26 PM
Destiny & Dodo are related! :speakles:

husband and wife? :eek:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Aug 25th, 2009, 08:38 PM
husband and wife? :eek:

They are brother annd sister :rolls:

HRHoliviasmith
Aug 25th, 2009, 08:42 PM
They are brother annd sister :rolls:

I would hope so...considering Dodoboy is like only 10. :o

hi honey :wavey: :kiss:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Aug 25th, 2009, 08:43 PM
I would hope so...considering Dodoboy is like only 10. :o

hi honey :wavey: :kiss:

Hey Olivia :kiss: How you doing :hehehe:

Adal
Aug 25th, 2009, 08:47 PM
Destiny & Dodo are related! :speakles:
http://i30.tinypic.com/288nmg3.jpg

Sean.
Aug 25th, 2009, 09:23 PM
http://i30.tinypic.com/288nmg3.jpg

Bombshell!!!

Destiny
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:02 PM
Oh Kingsley wouldn't like that :o

AND yes we are related as in Bro and sis

His not 10 olivia you fooolish goat woman his 15 :p

Like my pic :p

Destiny
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:03 PM
Destiny & Dodo are related! :speakles:

I thought everyone knew meh well now you know

His the whore of the family :devil:

Destiny
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:04 PM
http://i30.tinypic.com/288nmg3.jpg

:ras:

HRHoliviasmith
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:13 PM
Destiny I cannot stand you! I rebuke and disown you! *spit* :fiery: :mad:

*right click, save* it's my pic now.

Destiny
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:22 PM
Destiny I cannot stand you! I rebuke and disown you! *spit* :fiery: :mad:

*right click, save* it's my pic now.

Thief o this girl is a thief nor be small are post the bigger version he looks way better in that ;)

How you go rebuke me wetin dor eneter your head nor be me and your nor rebuke me abeg :angel:

HRHoliviasmith
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:28 PM
Thief o this girl is a thief nor be small are post the bigger version he looks way better in that ;)

How you go rebuke me wetin dor eneter your head nor be me and your nor rebuke me abeg :angel:

you get bigga vesion? make you give me now. :awww: i go lay down red carpet in my PM box for you. you no say you be my best friend. no mind me when I dey talk all that yama yama. na wayray (sp) dey worry me. :o

HRHoliviasmith
Aug 25th, 2009, 10:52 PM
Destiny I cannot stand you! I rebuke and disown you! *spit* :fiery: :mad:
*right click, save* it's my pic now.

:hearts: :worship: :p

Sean.
Aug 25th, 2009, 11:20 PM
Olivia, you used to good rep me so much. But no more :sad: Obviously you've disowned & rebuked me also! :p

HRHoliviasmith
Aug 25th, 2009, 11:42 PM
Olivia, you used to good rep me so much. But no more :sad: Obviously you've disowned & rebuked me also! :p

you're not a serena fan :o

just kidding...:p

Sean.
Aug 25th, 2009, 11:54 PM
I wasn't a Serena fan before either :ras:

HRHoliviasmith
Aug 25th, 2009, 11:56 PM
I wasn't a Serena fan before either :ras:
i know but I didn't know what else to say becasue I have never knowingly rebuked and disowned you.:lol: it's all in your imagination. :hug:

Sean.
Aug 25th, 2009, 11:58 PM
:lol: My insecurities are terrorising me! :p

Dodoboy.
Aug 26th, 2009, 01:19 PM
The cat is gone :)

I handled it ;)

Miss Atomic Bomb
Aug 26th, 2009, 01:25 PM
The cat is gone :)

I handled it ;)

:o

Dodoboy.
Aug 26th, 2009, 01:33 PM
I actually don't have a clue where it is now, but i'm OK with that. As long as i never see it again :unsure:

This derailed into a chatthread!