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selesrules
Sep 13th, 2002, 03:54 AM
I was walking in a park (in New York) when I saw a young black woman sitting that looks exactly like Venus. I approached her and yes it was Venus!!!

I said hi just to test things and see if I'm not bothering her, but she actually said hi and smiled. So I sat down next to her :)

She looked a little sad so I asked her how she was. Then all of a sudden she started crying. She was very upset and embarrassed on how Serena spanked her in all those consecutive grandslam finals. She started saying that she doesn't know what to do, she can't figure out how to beat her. She basically said that Serena is simply superior in every way.

I agreed with her comments but told her that it's okay to be 2nd best. She smiled at me and told me "you are right". She basically admited that she's Serena's slave and she said she's going to try to avoid playing against her and that's why she's pulling out from a lot of tournaments recently. Venus is even considering not playing any of the grandslams next year because she doesn't want to be embarrassed again.

At the end we went to McDonald's and then she had to leave. But I assure you that when she left she was in good spirits.

spyro
Sep 13th, 2002, 03:59 AM
What is this ???

Infiniti2001
Sep 13th, 2002, 03:59 AM
I love those people! They are hilarious! They are so compelled and fascinated by Venus they can't look away. They can't stop thinking about her, so they fabricate stories... Good Lord!!!

selesrules
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:01 AM
I still have the receipt from McDonald's. I'm not inventing things...

Jericho
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:07 AM
selesrules...shut your mouth, you're lucky venus didnt play in brasil or else she would've spanked moni's @$$, i guess you're still in denial about how venus kicked seles' butt...what is your obsession w/ venus all about??Get over it...

Until your fave starts beating venus then you should shut up because you look like a desperate fool...

Jordan.
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:07 AM
Venus will be better than Serena next year... ;) Go Venus! :D

Fingon
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:10 AM
hmmm, a receipt from McDonalds

Bill to: Selesrules and Venus Williams

1 happy meal $3

Hingiswinsthis
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:11 AM
not unless Serena plays like that:D, I just think her game is unbeatable and less likely to crack unlike Venus.

Bright Red
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:11 AM
This is so pathetic I couldn't help laughing! ROTF (seriously)!

I don't think I've ever read anything as pathetic as this in my entire life.

Pureracket
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:35 AM
Selesrules,
LOL!!!!! This was hilarious!!!!!

DiZZiA
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:37 AM
Hahahaha............ Thanks for lighting up my day with such a joke!!

earthcrystal
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:54 AM
There, there now. It'll be alright. The doctor has increased your medication dosage, you won't see anymore little green gnomes either.

Althea
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:55 AM
Keep Dreaming...

kournikovafan13
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:58 AM
:rolleyes: At least try to make it perhaps slightly believable next time selesrules :rolleyes:

1. Would Venus be alone? No family, no friends, no bodyguards? Doubtful

2. Why would she be in New York? She lives in LA :rolleyes:

3. Its very unlikely that she would pour her guts out to a total stranger, don't you think? :rolleyes:

anton
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:59 AM
selesrules,
guess what I met Monica!!
She told me to tell you to stop stalking Venus and get a life.

LucasArg
Sep 13th, 2002, 05:00 AM
Venus skept Bahia and Serena wasn't gonna play there:rolleyes:

It is amazing how Venus or Serena affected everybody:p

Canek
Sep 13th, 2002, 05:32 AM
Selesrules, can't stop laugh!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D you made my day!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
good one, please think on another story like this, is so funny! :D :D :D

servenrichie
Sep 13th, 2002, 07:24 AM
Selesrules, you are so pathetic, that it is almost funny. I think it is time to change your name, because it is a huge insult to Monica. She does not deserve a moron like you who is obviously so obssesed with someone else.

Oh, your story is so funny and i am laughing my ass off :rolleyes:


Please guys, if you can, leave Monica out of this. This moron only wants to give her a bad name.

irma
Sep 13th, 2002, 08:08 AM
selesrules your obsession for venus is losing it's grip!

Sam L
Sep 13th, 2002, 08:15 AM
This is really funny actually. LOL :D

Guys, stop taking this so seriously I think it's meant as a joke and for a laugh :) Good one!

On a serious note, Venus will be back in a serious way ;)

Amanda
Sep 13th, 2002, 08:37 AM
You forgot to mention that Monica was serving at McDonalds.

Sam L
Sep 13th, 2002, 09:28 AM
LOL @ Amanda

servenrichie
Sep 13th, 2002, 09:31 AM
SamL, it could have been funny, if not because of Selesrules history of obsession with Venus Williams!

Amanda
Sep 13th, 2002, 09:34 AM
..you also forgot that Lindsay was on the register and Martina and Jennifer were scrubbing the floors.

Raisin
Sep 13th, 2002, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by Amanda
You forgot to mention that Monica was serving at McDonalds.

LMAO, Amanda that was funny. I just did my reservations to go to NY so that I too can meet Venus in a park and be served by Monica at McDonalds:bounce:

wongqks
Sep 13th, 2002, 10:01 AM
LOL, this is so funny, I am laughing my head off when I read your post :) :D

Williams Rulez
Sep 13th, 2002, 12:25 PM
lol... selesrules has gone nuts... :p

Jarrett
Sep 13th, 2002, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by Williams Rulez
lol... selesrules has gone nuts... :p

It isn't a really recent development....lol

irma
Sep 13th, 2002, 01:11 PM
lol no for sure not;)

servenrichie
Sep 13th, 2002, 01:15 PM
The poor thing has been rambling now for ages!

Wonder if she still remebers to take her blue pills...

anabel
Sep 13th, 2002, 01:16 PM
well, i could believe the burger thing.. ;)

irma
Sep 13th, 2002, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by servenrichie
The poor thing has been rambling now for ages!

Wonder if she still remebers to take her blue pills...

sadly the mental hospital were he was living for years was closed in june. the patients were left behind helpless and most are probarly still searching for a new place.
It's a tragedy :o ;)

servenrichie
Sep 13th, 2002, 01:38 PM
Oh my God Irma, what a tragedy.
Guys this person needs our help and sympathy!
Please be gentle, handle her with care, for "she knows not what she is doing".

What a tragedy. I suppose in her next thread she will describe, how she had dinner last night with Tom Cruise. Poor thing!

tennischick
Sep 13th, 2002, 02:33 PM
i dunno which is more pathetic, the original attempt at humor or Venus fans who are taking it far too seriously...:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

griffin
Sep 13th, 2002, 02:41 PM
lol!

(watch your step, I think someone's dropped their sense of humor :p)

Raisin
Sep 13th, 2002, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by tennischick
i dunno which is more pathetic, the original attempt at humor or Venus fans who are taking it far too seriously...:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You mean the horrible attemp at humor by Selesrules:p

servenrichie
Sep 13th, 2002, 02:57 PM
Ha, ha , ha i cant stop laughing. Make such a joke about Seles and see Selerules in action...

goodolvs
Sep 13th, 2002, 03:28 PM
Then all of a sudden she started crying. She was very upset and embarrassed on how Serena spanked her in all those consecutive grandslam finals. She started saying that she doesn't know what to do, she can't figure out how to beat her. She basically said that Serena is simply superior in every way.

She basically admited that she's Serena's slave and she said she's going to try to avoid playing against her and that's why she's pulling out from a lot of tournaments recently. Venus is even considering not playing any of the grandslams next year because she doesn't want to be embarrassed again.

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i can't believe Venus said this!

Vee ,Never Give Up!

harloo
Sep 13th, 2002, 03:42 PM
selesrules is too obsessed with the Williams, but this one was funny. Venus would not be caught dead with you going to McDonald's. LMAO@this fool.

Pureracket
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:02 PM
I know of Selesrules' issues with "V", but this little story has me rolling. LOL!!!!!

Selesrules,
*clocker jumps up and down*
Write another one! Write another one!

Peter M
Sep 13th, 2002, 04:28 PM
lmao

frenchvee
Sep 13th, 2002, 06:08 PM
the post is pretty funny
lmao, it is not that rude

Bright Red
Sep 13th, 2002, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by clocker
I know of Selesrules' issues with "V", but this little story has me rolling. LOL!!!!!

Selesrules,
*clocker jumps up and down*
Write another one! Write another one!

Ditto. I have to admit that it's pretty funny. It really should be in one of the Locker Room Confrontation threads.

AmErIcAn
Sep 13th, 2002, 09:03 PM
Lmao U dog!!

Its pathetic but cute