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Hugo24
Jun 29th, 2009, 01:27 PM
Dear wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


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Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.

I hope that's not a problem.

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:spit::haha:

Cat's Pajamas
Jun 29th, 2009, 02:06 PM
LOL. That's too good to be true, but funny nonetheless. :lol:

Barrie_Dude
Jun 29th, 2009, 03:17 PM
:haha:

Elwin.
Jun 29th, 2009, 04:17 PM
:rolls: :lol:

Natalicious
Jun 29th, 2009, 05:54 PM
holy crap this rocks :lol:

miffedmax
Jun 29th, 2009, 06:12 PM
Hey, who's been going through my personal papers!!!! :mad:

Cashif
Jun 29th, 2009, 06:59 PM
That is one funny shit:haha::haha:

doni1212
Jun 30th, 2009, 02:05 AM
:lol:

SV_Fan
Jun 30th, 2009, 10:58 AM
:lol: :bigcry: :spit:

that was hilarious.

Balltossovic
Jul 2nd, 2009, 04:36 AM
Love it:lol:

Europe rocks
Jul 2nd, 2009, 09:41 PM
Oh that's made my day! :lol:

InsideOut.
Jul 3rd, 2009, 07:51 AM
:rolls:

Golovinjured.
Jul 3rd, 2009, 02:25 PM
Who writes letters in this day and age?

drake3781
Jul 3rd, 2009, 04:56 PM
;)

Dodoboy.
Jul 3rd, 2009, 10:04 PM
:haha:

Barrie_Dude
Apr 12th, 2010, 06:46 PM
:happy:

Freakan
Apr 12th, 2010, 06:51 PM
Would be funny if it wasn't so fake in an obvious way.

darkchild
Apr 12th, 2010, 07:17 PM
:rolls:

Iceland
Apr 12th, 2010, 07:23 PM
Would be funny if it wasn't so fake in an obvious way.

Easy to guess where this joke has been made :tape:

fufuqifuqishahah
Apr 12th, 2010, 07:28 PM
West Virginia

why the hell would u want to move there x_x

Direwolf
Apr 14th, 2010, 04:58 PM
Who writes letters in this day and age?

The people whose documents needs authentication

Valanga
Apr 14th, 2010, 05:09 PM
oh no :spit:

Meteor Shower
Apr 14th, 2010, 05:18 PM
:lol:

Six Feet Under
Apr 14th, 2010, 05:22 PM
ouch :sobbing:

love it :sobbing:

Kworb
Apr 14th, 2010, 05:59 PM
What's funny is all the exaggerated reactions to this dumb and unfunny post

2Black
Apr 14th, 2010, 07:45 PM
when it comes to true joy & happiness, money doesn't matter. If I may bring some reality into this thread ... That wife is probably still miserable with the 6.7 million (after taxes). If you don't believe me, go hand out bottles of truth serum in hollywood & watch the stories you get. Hell, just watch VH1 :lol:

Vanity Bonfire
Apr 14th, 2010, 07:52 PM
when it comes to true joy & happiness, money doesn't matter. If I may bring some reality into this thread ... That wife is probably still miserable with the 6.7 million (after taxes). If you don't believe me, go hand out bottles of truth serum in hollywood & watch the stories you get. Hell, just watch VH1 :lol:

Oh dear, you actually think this is real?

Vincey!
Apr 14th, 2010, 08:47 PM
haha probably fake lol

but quite funny :lol: