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Brian Stewart
Sep 9th, 2002, 08:44 PM
TENNIS STARS HOSPITALIZED WITH MYSTERY INJURIES

by Tab Lloyd. Photos by Sawyer Knickers.

New York...

Tennis stars Serena Williams and Iroda Tulyaganova were hospitalized yesterday with concussions. Yet both were at a loss to explain how the injuries occured.

"I don't know how it happened," Serena said. " I was walking down the street with Iroda yesterday, and we saw some girls jumping rope. At first they were jumping individually, but then they started jumping in pairs. Iroda seemed to really enjoy that. She said, 'Hey, Serena. That looks like a lot of fun. Why don't we try it?' The next thing I know, we woke up here."

Both women were also unable to explain the bruises on their faces.

"I feel like the answer may be right in front of me," Iroda said, "but I can't quite grasp it."

The investigation into the incident continues.

griffin
Sep 9th, 2002, 10:10 PM
rftcl!

I trust you're on the case?

Ntosake
Sep 9th, 2002, 10:20 PM
:D Very funny stuff, Brian Stewart!

tia clara
Sep 10th, 2002, 01:31 AM
ROFLMAO over and over!

lizchris
Sep 10th, 2002, 02:28 AM
That was so funny!!

tennischick
Sep 10th, 2002, 03:14 AM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! too funny...:D :D

Martian KC
Sep 10th, 2002, 04:06 AM
:o I think Brian wants them to reenact the incident, since he is *cough* investigating the case!:o

Sam L
Sep 10th, 2002, 04:20 AM
So who did it? :( God damn!

kournikovafan13
Sep 10th, 2002, 04:25 AM
:o :o :o

LMAO, good one Brian :D

Kiwi_Boy
Sep 10th, 2002, 04:31 AM
lol-that would be a specticle!