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дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:35 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/el7213.jpg

'Nuff said! Discuss!

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:42 PM
What kind of a fan are you ?? :weirdo:



http://i43.tinypic.com/nzng5t.gif

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:45 PM
What kind of a fan are you ?? :weirdo:

You think she'll win it? :weirdo:

http://i44.tinypic.com/qpf1ub.jpg

I'm a Serena fan! Duh!

CrossCourt~Rally
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:47 PM
:haha:

Craigy
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:49 PM
You think she'll win it? :weirdo:

http://i44.tinypic.com/qpf1ub.jpg

I'm a Serena fan! Duh!

We need more GIFs from this match. :inlove:

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:50 PM
We need more GIFs from this match. :inlove:

Oh, I'm way ahead of you. Here (http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=15912351&postcount=109) they are.

:dance:

Ellery
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:51 PM
Amaze prediction :hearts:

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:51 PM
I'm a Serena fan! Duh!
We need more GIFs from this match. :inlove:
No problem

http://i40.tinypic.com/ifyiau.jpg

:)

DemWilliamsGulls
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:52 PM
Oh we know she wont...LMAO!

Ju's backhand
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:52 PM
Thank you for stating the obvious.

Marilyn Monheaux
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:54 PM
Trying the reverse-jinx tactic?:cool:

Craigy
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:55 PM
Oh, I'm way ahead of you. Here (http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=15912351&postcount=109) they are.

:dance:

:hearts: Thank you!

Fantasy Hero
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:59 PM
that thread says right things LMAO :haha:

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:59 PM
No problem

Don't use my gifs on fellow Serena fans! :weirdo:

Amaze prediction :hearts:

Thank you.

http://i44.tinypic.com/szzdr9.jpg

Oh we know she wont...LMAO!

It's not funny. It's a bold prediction considering Jeca is the last woman to beat Venus at Wimbledon!

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:07 PM
Don't use my gifs on fellow Serena fans! :weirdo:

I'm not using your gifs :weirdo: Snap out of it

http://i43.tinypic.com/ev0z6b.gif




http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/love17.gif

homogenius
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:09 PM
I'm not using your gifs :weirdo: Snap out of it

http://i43.tinypic.com/ev0z6b.gif




http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/love17.gif

Alexis :speakles:

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:09 PM
I'm not using your gifs :weirdo: Snap out of it


You did it again! It's rude to use other people's gifs. :rolleyes:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2w4bqts.gif

People can't discuss whether JJ will not win Wimbledon because of you!

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:19 PM
People can't discuss whether JJ will not win Wimbledon because of you!
Oh no, I apologize

http://i40.tinypic.com/2d2bo78.gif

Go on.

Slammer7
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:23 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2w4bqts.gif


http://i40.tinypic.com/2d2bo78.gif

дalex, do you have the full commercial that these gifs are from? It looks really cool, I'd love to see it.:cool:

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:25 PM
Everyone, discuss already!

http://i39.tinypic.com/2qut4kn.gif

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:27 PM
дalex, do you have the full commercial that these gifs are from? It looks really cool, I'd love to see it.:cool:

Sure, here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRxX9jvd538) it is.

Snex
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:27 PM
This thread... :rolls:

DiscoStick
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:27 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2w4bqts.gif


http://i40.tinypic.com/2d2bo78.gif

дalex, do you have the full commercial that these gifs are from? It looks really cool, I'd love to see it.:cool:

It's on JJ's site

homogenius
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:32 PM
BS thread.JJ is so winning this.She has only claycourters or some of her bitches in her part of draw and if she faces babygurl in the final she won't give her the match this time :fiery:

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:37 PM
BS thread.JJ is so winning this.She has only claycourters or some of her bitches in her part of draw and if she faces babygurl in the final she won't give her the match this time :fiery:
They should give her the title immediately :bowdown:

Daniela-Is-Mine
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:38 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/egcp78.jpg

WHAT HAPPENED HERE!!!

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:38 PM
BS thread.JJ is so winning this.She has only claycourters or some of her bitches in her part of draw and if she faces babygurl in the final she won't give her the match this time :fiery:

Are you serious!? Can't believe you're serious. Seriously? Venus, a JJ's bitch? Serena to lose in a GS final? To Jankovic of all people? Never! You're hilare.

And don't call my thread BS. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. :angel:

Slammer7
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:38 PM
Sure, here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRxX9jvd538) it is.

Thanks! :hug: It was cool.:cool: If they really wanted to make it more authentic JJ should have been applying makeup and checking out the jumbo tron when she stopped time. :haha: Oh, JJ you are soooo entertaining. :worship:

It's on JJ's site

Thanks. :hug: I watched the link.

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:45 PM
WHAT HAPPENED HERE!!!

Jelena hit a ball across the net like this (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7760/target.gif) and it nearly missed Rena who later on complained it almost hit her in the eye. She probably threatened JJ never to do that again or else she'd get her in the locker room...

Dav.
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:46 PM
Correct.

Marilyn Monheaux
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:47 PM
They should give her the title immediately :bowdown:

That's the only way for her to get the trophy:o

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:59 PM
That's the only way for her to get the trophy:o
http://i39.tinypic.com/2e3plht.gif

Wayn77
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:00 PM
This thread :rolleyes:


http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5458/loljpo.gif



If JJ wins her first match, she's in business :angel:

DiscoStick
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:01 PM
Jelena hit a ball across the net like this (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7760/target.gif) and it nearly missed Rena who later on complained it almost hit her in the eye. She probably threatened JJ never to do that again or else she'd get her in the locker room...

LOL, Davenport complained about this too at Beijing in '07, but JJ don't do it on purpose... I'm starting to like her again :confused:

Vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5aSmvyPdxM

JJ wearing a visor!

homogenius
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:05 PM
Are you serious!? Can't believe you're serious. Seriously? Venus, a JJ's bitch? Serena to lose in a GS final? To Jankovic of all people? Never! You're hilare.

And don't call my thread BS. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. :angel:

Sorry for the bs part : this thread is too much I lost my mind :hysteric:
On topic : of course I'm serious.The only way Jelena won't win it is if they exile her on some random court but it won't happen this time.

EDIT : just got a call from Dawn Marie and she thinks it could actually happen :speakles:
Her theory is that they want to prevent the GOAT to win this cause Maria MUST win this year :scared:

Slammer7
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:10 PM
Jelena hit a ball across the net like this (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7760/target.gif) and it nearly missed Rena who later on complained it almost hit her in the eye. She probably threatened JJ never to do that again or else she'd get her in the locker room...

"I'm gone get you in the locker room good. You don't know me.":hearts: :worship:

Now seriously, I don't think it was that bad. JJ said afterward that Serena said she was too nice a girl and too good a player to have to resort to that stuff.(gamesmanship, theatrics) It wasn't just the ball that almost hit Serena. JJ was acting as if all the calls were crazy and stuff, and it was the first year of replay.:shrug: She also was acting as if the crowd was being mean when they were just pro-Serena (a rarity in deed):rolleyes: JJ really was just letting her emotions get the best of her and it got pretty nasty out there. It really wasn't necessary as Serena and JJ were quite friendly at the time. This was obviously before we knew JJ was all about the drama.:drool: :worship:

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:15 PM
If JJ wins her first match, she's in business :angel:

I hope you're right but my predictions are usually very good. Soon JJ will be looking for her motivation in some tropical paradise....

http://i44.tinypic.com/ajnnyr.jpg

:inlove:
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:20 PM
Jelena hit a ball across the net like this (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7760/target.gif) and it nearly missed Rena who later on complained it almost hit her in the eye. She probably threatened JJ never to do that again or else she'd get her in the locker room...

I remember it well. :inlove:
Ghettorena was all "Why´d you hit that ball at me?" and JJ was all "Sorry didn´t mean it".

Good story huh? http://i39.tinypic.com/13z8kea.jpg

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:25 PM
I remember it well. :inlove:
Ghettorena was all "Why´d you hit that ball at me?" and JJ was all "Sorry didn´t mean it".

Good story huh?

Yeah, and in that very match JJ hit a drop shot that Rena ran down successfully and hit it "rather hard" straight at JJ. Lucky for JJ the ball never crossed the net.

Also Serena hit one smash near JJ who had to duck down so the ball would fly over her after it hit the ground.

:inlove:

Does anyone think Jelena will win Wimbledon?

Marilyn Monheaux
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:28 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2e3plht.gif

:sobbing:

doni1212
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:30 PM
Please, tell us something we don't know, :lol:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:32 PM
Please, tell us something we don't know, :lol:

Exactly!

Something like 'Jelena will reach the QF' would've been a real prediction.

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:32 PM
EDIT : just got a call from Dawn Marie and she thinks it could actually happen :speakles:
Her theory is that they want to prevent the GOAT to win this cause Maria MUST win this year :scared:

:speakles:

Thank God for Dawn Marie or else we wouldn't have learned about this conspiracy against Janka.

Wayn77
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:35 PM
Please, tell us something we don't know, :lol:

If Radek Stepanek wins Wimbledon ...

I hope you gonna have 10 of him in your siggy. :rolls:

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:36 PM
Please, tell us something we don't know, :lol:

Exactly!

Well, duh! Of course WE know it, we're Serena fans, aren't we?

I was just warning those delusional Jelena fans not to get their hopes high.

homogenius
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:38 PM
Please, tell us something we don't know, :lol:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2yngk5h.jpg

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:38 PM
Stop giving us Serena fans a bad name :sobbing:

toxina90
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:40 PM
:tape: all these mini clips are great on this site, how do people do them? :lol::worship:

Brena
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:43 PM
:rolls: JJ, you stupid girl, look what you've done to Alex, he lost it completely!

Does anyone think Jelena will win Wimbledon?

Well, of course. She'll serve-volley her way to the title, as I've already predicted.

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:47 PM
Stop giving us Serena fans a bad name :sobbing:

I'm gonna get you in the locker room! It's not my fault I was born as crazy as hell Serena fan!

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5570/cheater.gif

:inlove:
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:48 PM
Yeah, and in that very match JJ hit a drop shot that Rena ran down successfully and hit it "rather hard" straight at JJ. Lucky for JJ the ball never crossed the net.

Also Serena hit one smash near JJ who had to duck down so the ball would fly over her after it hit the ground.

And Serena lost it on an amaze smash. :tears: GOAT Smashrena in that match.

And I don´t believe you about the drop shot point. :rolleyes: 06rena could never have successfully ran down a drop shot.

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:50 PM
And I don´t believe you about the drop shot point. :rolleyes: 06rena could never have successfully ran down a drop shot.

I didn't say it was a good drop shot. :rolleyes:
And Serena wasn't that successful since she didn't get the ball over the net.

:inlove:
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:51 PM
It wouldn´t have had to be a good drop shot. :speakles:

Marshmallow
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:54 PM
Oh no, I apologize

http://i40.tinypic.com/2d2bo78.gif

Go on.

Is this commercial pre/post op?
If it's pre-op, I can't understand why she had a nose job, doesn't look all that different from today. :shrug:

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:54 PM
:yawn: :zzz:

Keep discussing Jelena's Wimbledon chances!

Marilyn Monheaux
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:57 PM
Well, duh! Of course WE know it, we're Serena fans, aren't we?

I was just warning those delusional Jelena fans not to get their hopes high.

Thank you so much::speakles::bowdown:

I will immediately convert to Serenaism:inlove::worship:

Wayn77
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:57 PM
Is this commercial pre/post op?
If it's pre-op, I can't understand why she had a nose job, doesn't look all that different from today. :shrug:

Whose been lurking around in player forums ... again ... tut tut :rolleyes:

Marshmallow
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:57 PM
Well, duh! Of course WE know it, we're Serena fans, aren't we?

I was just warning those delusional Jelena fans not to get their hopes high.

This post is so suspect. And the poster also managed to drag Venus into the conversation. Oh well, anything to liven up IRRELEVANT subjects :lol: Leo... legendary!

homogenius
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:00 AM
Is this commercial pre/post op?
If it's pre-op, I can't understand why she had a nose job, doesn't look all that different from today. :shrug:

It was just for practical purpose : she wanted to be able to catch the haters's smell from as far as possible.

Back on topic : with the new infos I got (Dawn Marie is love :hearts:) and thanks to Alex's input, I changed my mind.JJ will NOT win Wimbledon !!

Slammer7
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:00 AM
I'm gonna get you in the locker room! It's not my fault I was born as crazy as hell Serena fan!

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5570/cheater.gif

He don't know you, right? ;) :lol:

Marshmallow
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:00 AM
Whose been lurking around in player forums ... again ... tut tut :rolleyes:

Um... wut?

Brena
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:01 AM
:yawn: :zzz:

Keep discussing Jelena's Wimbledon chances!

They're great!

Marshmallow
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:04 AM
It was just for practical purpose : she wanted to be able to smell the haters from as far as possible.

Oh, well that's news to me. Rumour had it after hearing fellow Serb Ana Ivanovic (also on the Hottest women list) got an FHM issue or something, Jelena thought a little cosmetic work was all she had to do to get in on the action... :spit:, the things people come up with :lol:. I knew there was a more reasonable explanation. Smelling haters makes more sense. Thank you for that.

Marshmallow
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:07 AM
Repeat once again slowly for your benefit

I said Prince Charles ....

Who has been lurking around in player forums again ?

Are you suggesting I got that gif from Jelena's player forum? Honey I just quoted an existing post from this thread. Speaking of slow... :shrug:

Wayn77
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:11 AM
Are you suggesting I got that gif from Jelena's player forum? Honey I just quoted an existing post from this thread. Speaking of slow... :shrug:

Phheeewww you had me worried there for a minute sweety pie. :hug:

A poster of your stature has no time for snooping around irrelevant sections of the forum.

Marshmallow
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:14 AM
Phheeewww you had me worried there for a minute sweety pie. :hug:

A poster of your stature has no time for snooping around irrelevant sections of the forum.

That's right! You know me so well :D

MaBaker
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:22 AM
Is this commercial pre/post op?
If it's pre-op, I can't understand why she had a nose job, doesn't look all that different from today. :shrug:
:haha:

:weirdo:
Stop giving us Serena fans a bad name :sobbing:
God forbid. Jankobitches & reetards BFF http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-hug006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Nico_E
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:28 AM
of course she wont, she'll never win any GS the drama queen

will probably throw her toys out of the pram when she is made to play on some outside court where she belongs

RenaSlam.
Jun 21st, 2009, 01:46 AM
Well "no shit" to this thread.

V-MAC
Jun 21st, 2009, 01:47 AM
:lol: @ the gif battles

jjcrew#1
Jun 21st, 2009, 03:26 AM
she will win just because you posted this thread!

Princeza
Jun 21st, 2009, 08:37 AM
:(
http://i43.tinypic.com/21jzjhe.gif

ivanban
Jun 21st, 2009, 08:41 AM
I'm gonna get you in the locker room! It's not my fault I was born as crazy as hell Serena fan!

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5570/cheater.gif

дalex, man, snap out of it

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/ivanban/Serenaodlepila2.gif

JJ will win Wimbly and retire from tennis at her peak, like all true champs

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/ivanban/JJvesela.gif

eck
Jun 21st, 2009, 08:52 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/ivanban/JJvesela.gif

:sobbing::tears::spit:

This thread is epic.

Wayn77
Jun 21st, 2009, 08:56 AM
of course she wont, she'll never win any GS the drama queen

will probably throw her toys out of the pram when she is made to play on some outside court where she belongs


http://i39.tinypic.com/34ysdw1.gif

Filippo-Nastya
Jun 21st, 2009, 08:59 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/ivanban/JJvesela.gif

I love this gif :rolls::rolls:

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 09:12 AM
He don't know you, right? ;) :lol:

Damn right he don't know me!

http://i44.tinypic.com/5vq5nd.jpg


JJ will win Wimbly and retire from tennis at her peak, like all true champs

She should have retired in 2007 then. That was her peak.

http://i39.tinypic.com/25rknyf.jpg

justine schnyder
Jun 21st, 2009, 09:17 AM
This thread :rolls: :rolls:

ivanban
Jun 21st, 2009, 09:25 AM
She should have retired in 2007 then. That was her peak.

http://i39.tinypic.com/25rknyf.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/ivanban/JJkamera.gif

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 10:16 AM
God forbid. Jankobitches & reetards BFF http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-hug006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Just like Jeca & Rena! :bigclap:

http://i41.tinypic.com/2qjd5d5.jpg

volta
Jun 21st, 2009, 10:17 AM
Just like Jeca & Rena! :bigclap:

http://i41.tinypic.com/2qjd5d5.jpg

:hearts::hearts::hearts:

homogenius
Jun 21st, 2009, 10:17 AM
Just like Jeca & Rena! :bigclap:

http://i41.tinypic.com/2qjd5d5.jpg

:sobbing: When was that ?

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 10:22 AM
:sobbing: When was that ?

2007 YEC party in Madrid. :inlove:

Marilyn Monheaux
Jun 21st, 2009, 10:22 AM
^^Miami players party 2007? I was wrong:o

homogenius
Jun 21st, 2009, 10:50 AM
2007 YEC party in Madrid. :inlove:

Serena soooo wants a piece of JJ :drool::hehehe:

Also all this thread makes me think how much I miss JJ of 2007/08 :awww:

Marilyn Monheaux
Jun 21st, 2009, 10:53 AM
Serena soooo wants a piece of JJ :drool::hehehe:

Also all this thread makes me think how much I miss JJ of 2007/08 :awww:

:bigcry:

MaBaker
Jun 21st, 2009, 10:57 AM
This thread :rolls: :rolls:

http://i43.tinypic.com/19rvcm.gif

InsideOut.
Jun 21st, 2009, 10:58 AM
Serena soooo wants a piece of JJ :drool::hehehe:

Also all this thread makes me think how much I miss JJ of 2007/08 :awww:

JJ, wake up right now! :bigcry:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3153/tanisha1.gif

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 11:03 AM
Also all this thread makes me think how much I miss JJ of 2007/08 :awww:

Obv. this is a goodbye thread to old Janka. She is pass her peak and will never win Wimbledon again. :sobbing:

http://i43.tinypic.com/14sfm05.jpg

She will win USO, though. I already have a thread in mind. ;)

MaBaker
Jun 21st, 2009, 11:08 AM
JJ, wake up right now! :bigcry:

Noo, don't yell, you're going to scare our babygurl :tears:

http://i40.tinypic.com/2h5kumg.gif

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 11:12 AM
Noo, don't yell, you're going to scare our babygurl :tears:

Little does she know that the guy is chasing her because he has her motivation with him. :sobbing:

_DeYwE0ZAEA

http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

Wayn77
Jun 21st, 2009, 11:12 AM
Obv. this is a goodbye thread to old Janka. She is pass her peak and will never win Wimbledon again. :sobbing:


She will win USO, though. I already have a thread in mind. ;)


Jeka wasn't amused with the tone of this thread ...

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4140/nonok.gif

but given current circumstances it's understandable, roll on The USO.

Karolina_Sprem
Jun 21st, 2009, 11:12 AM
lol... Jankovic and her mummy...OMG they are unbreakable... watched the other day on Cro TV...Jelena presented her fasion collection and guess what...her mummy was there...mum was one of her models :P :P :P

MaBaker
Jun 21st, 2009, 11:20 AM
Little does she know that the guy is chasing her because he has her motivation with him. :sobbing:

http://i41.tinypic.com/260egro.gif

You бич :o

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 11:25 AM
You бич :o

It's Јанкобич!

http://i44.tinypic.com/2r556ae.jpg

olivero
Jun 21st, 2009, 11:26 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/34ysdw1.gif

:rolls:

Brena
Jun 21st, 2009, 11:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe6kGJDGctU&feature=related

The Underpants Gnomes 3 Phases Plan Adapted by JJ:

Phase1:???
Phase2:???
Phase3:???
Phase4:???
Phase5:???
Phase6:???
Phase7: The Wimbledon Title

mykarma
Jun 21st, 2009, 11:59 AM
Jelena hit a ball across the net like this (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7760/target.gif) and it nearly missed Rena who later on complained it almost hit her in the eye. She probably threatened JJ never to do that again or else she'd get her in the locker room...
I think Serena asked JJ if she tried to hit her on purpose.

mykarma
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:21 PM
JJ, wake up right now! :bigcry:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3153/tanisha1.gif
:lol::lol::lol:

LCS
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:23 PM
yes, well said :worship::worship::worship:

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 01:11 PM
She's gonna look so hot not winning Wimbledon! :drool:

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm170/MeSuhsie/Wimby/14208235.jpg

thegreendestiny
Jun 21st, 2009, 01:12 PM
like hell she wont.

JackFrost
Jun 21st, 2009, 03:07 PM
You must not be an oracle, to say that she won´t win wimbledon (or anything else in that form).
If she reaches the second week, it will be a success.

InsideOut.
Jun 21st, 2009, 03:07 PM
Noo, don't yell, you're going to scare our babygurl :tears:

http://i40.tinypic.com/2h5kumg.gif

Poor Jelena :awww:

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/8205/runlady.gif

homogenius
Jun 21st, 2009, 03:12 PM
Little does she know that the guy is chasing her because he has her motivation with him. :sobbing:

That vid :haha: :bowdown:

Oneofakind0490
Jun 21st, 2009, 03:15 PM
:lol: Love this thread.

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 03:46 PM
That vid :haha: :bowdown:

It's brilliant, I agree! :bowdown:

Kampi
Jun 21st, 2009, 04:42 PM
Well, well, well Alex my friend, confidence god damn.:o:mad::lol:
But let me say this, it would be a big surprise if she would be able to win this tourny even at her very best, right. We all know that grass was never her most comfortable surface. And right now she is not even close to her best, so her chances at Wimbly are indeed less promising than usual. I only hope that her best form will come back soon, so that she can finally make some real impact on the hardcourts.

Wayn77
Jun 21st, 2009, 04:49 PM
She's gonna look so hot not winning Wimbledon! :drool:

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm170/MeSuhsie/Wimby/14208235.jpg

Holy Jezebel ...

Is Jelena's stunning Wimbledon number see-through ? :eek:

The Duke's beard will catch fire when he's handin over the trophy.

Roookie
Jun 21st, 2009, 05:03 PM
Of course she won't...duh!. Marion will!.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2968/marionorigyc8.gif

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 05:17 PM
But let me say this, it would be a big surprise if she would be able to win this tourny even at her very best, right. We all know that grass was never her most comfortable surface. And right now she is not even close to her best, so her chances at Wimbly are indeed less promising than usual. I only hope that her best form will come back soon, so that she can finally make some real impact on the hardcourts.

I thought she was quite comfortable on the surface in 2007, but she was/is too much of a goat to do some real damage at Wimbledon.

Holy Jezebel ...

Is Jelena's stunning Wimbledon number see-through ? :eek:

The Duke's beard will catch fire when he's handin over the trophy.

Yeah, I commented on that little Lolita number in JJ forum. See-through it is. :hehehe:

Hopefully that's what she'll wear in Wimbledon and hopefully she'll sport it for more than one match.

John.
Jun 21st, 2009, 05:25 PM
:rolls: This thread

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 06:31 PM
Until Jelena comes back to her old self, here's sth to remind us all how good & entertaining player she is... Even if she will NOT win Wimbledon this year.

hrVHV-wvOuU

Roookie
Jun 21st, 2009, 06:44 PM
^^^ Epic.

Slammer7
Jun 21st, 2009, 06:50 PM
_DeYwE0ZAEA

http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

OMG!!!! That was so f*cking funny! Awesome! :worship: :worship: :worship:

Until Jelena comes back to her old self, here's sth to remind us all how good & entertaining player she is... Even if she will NOT win Wimbledon this year.


hrVHV-wvOuU

What will we do without JJ? :lol:

StZox
Jun 21st, 2009, 08:26 PM
OMG.
Jelena, pls play like you know.
The tour really misses your high-quality and entertaining matches!
There is nothing better than JJ-Williams matchup!

Jose.
Jun 21st, 2009, 09:02 PM
The all thread :worship: Keep the gifts battle coming :yippee:
And definetivly JJ will win Wimbledon :)

LeRoy.
Jun 21st, 2009, 09:08 PM
what did Serena tell JJ during the handshake after the 2006 LA match ?

MaBaker
Jun 21st, 2009, 09:56 PM
And definetivly JJ will win Wimbledon :)
Of course she will. The moral is high in JJ's department

http://i39.tinypic.com/34rt6wx.gif

Brena
Jun 21st, 2009, 10:31 PM
Of course she will. The moral is high in JJ's department

http://i39.tinypic.com/34rt6wx.gif

:lol:

She won't have it easy since it's hard to play tennis and contemplate the meaning of life at the same time, but I think she can do it. Her speech will be: ''Oh, thanks for the trophy, it's very nice and shiny and all, but... can anyone tell me why we're here? What's our purpose? What is the true motivation behind our deeds? We hit one backhand down the line after another without stopping to think why...We apply our body glitter daily without thinking what consequences it has in the great scheme of things... '' etc.

MaBaker
Jun 21st, 2009, 10:39 PM
She won't have it easy since it's hard to play tennis and contemplate the meaning of life at the same time, but I think she can do it. Her speech will be: ''Oh, thanks for the trophy, it's very nice and shiny and all, but... can anyone tell me why we're here? What's our purpose? What is the true motivation behind our deeds? We hit one backhand down the line after another without stopping to think why...We apply our body glitter daily without thinking what consequences it has in the great scheme of things... '' etc.
http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss85/mrsneves/JJ2.gif

Brena
Jun 21st, 2009, 10:42 PM
^you'll understand when her first round match starts and she goes all philosophical: ''why do we hit the ball over the net? why do we we let these white lines limit and restrain us? I'll set myself free from those confines and hit 897 UEs...''

дalex
Jun 22nd, 2009, 11:10 AM
She won't have it easy since it's hard to play tennis and contemplate the meaning of life at the same time, but I think she can do it. Her speech will be: ''Oh, thanks for the trophy, it's very nice and shiny and all, but... can anyone tell me why we're here? What's our purpose? What is the true motivation behind our deeds? We hit one backhand down the line after another without stopping to think why...We apply our body glitter daily without thinking what consequences it has in the great scheme of things... '' etc.

^you'll understand when her first round match starts and she goes all philosophical: ''why do we hit the ball over the net? why do we we let these white lines limit and restrain us? I'll set myself free from those confines and hit 897 UEs...''

That's deep (JJ).

http://i44.tinypic.com/vynqzn.jpg

rockstar
Jun 22nd, 2009, 11:32 AM
i really dont know how anyone can not like jj!!

SAEKeithSerena
Jun 22nd, 2009, 01:23 PM
lmao. didn't need to start a thread to remind me of that :)

дalex
Jun 22nd, 2009, 01:33 PM
i really dont know how anyone can not like jj!!

It's one of the greatest mysteries of this board, yes.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2493/flamenco.gif

lmao. didn't need to start a thread to remind me of that :)

Glad you agree with my prediction. :)

Wayn77
Jun 22nd, 2009, 01:37 PM
lmao. didn't need to start a thread to remind me of that :)

Pl-eeea-ze :rolleyes:

This thread invites witticism, irony, amusing gifs, stupid gifs, budding movie directors, philosophy, pranks, poetry - anything you like.

Get with the program Bro ... chill and let it hang.

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 01:04 PM
6 more matches and Jelena will NOT win Wimbledon :dance:

i really dont know how anyone can not like jj!!
Me neither. Jelena is love

http://i41.tinypic.com/312ij2h.gif http://i41.tinypic.com/312ij2h.gif
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zvdi6p.gif http://i41.tinypic.com/312ij2h.gif
http://i41.tinypic.com/312ij2h.gif http://i41.tinypic.com/312ij2h.gif

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 01:40 PM
6 more matches and Jelena will NOT win Wimbledon :dance:

After today, it's clear more than ever she will not play 6 more matches at Wimbledon.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2jea9fl.jpg

Not like there was any doubt to begin with...

Slammer7
Jun 23rd, 2009, 01:45 PM
After today, it's clear more than ever she will not play 6 more matches at Wimbledon.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2jea9fl.jpg

Not like there was any doubt to begin with...

Awwww дalex, it will be Ok.:hug: JJ is resilient, if she could rebound after not winning a match for months 3 years ago she can get past this. ;)

Wayn77
Jun 23rd, 2009, 01:46 PM
Looks like a winner's set-up to me

All that luggage ... just for a tennis match

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/06555Bzf3R2e5/610x.jpg

One down .... six to go. :yeah:

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 01:48 PM
After today, it's clear more than ever she will not play 6 more matches at Wimbledon.

We'll see

http://i44.tinypic.com/21295eh.gif

homogenius
Jun 23rd, 2009, 01:49 PM
Looks like a winner's set-up to me

All that luggage ... just for a tennis match

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/06555Bzf3R2e5/610x.jpg

One down .... six to go. :yeah:

Looks more like she's ready for her vacations :lol:

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 01:56 PM
We'll see

Oh we'll see alright, and it won't be pretty.

http://i40.tinypic.com/n3qav9.jpg

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 01:58 PM
Looks more like she's ready for her vacations :lol:
No, she doesn't carry her own luggage when she's going on a vacation

http://i41.tinypic.com/29zykqp.jpg

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:00 PM
Looks more like she's ready for her vacations :lol:

She's already on vacation judging by her recent play. She's taken Ana with her.

http://i42.tinypic.com/fthac5.jpg

BuTtErFrEnA
Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:01 PM
you're trying to copy serena? :ras:



:lol: great thread

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:06 PM
Oh we'll see alright, and it won't be pretty.

It doesn't have to be pretty, just effective

http://i42.tinypic.com/2nthcfd.gif

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:09 PM
It doesn't have to be pretty, just effective


What's that, honey?

http://i39.tinypic.com/2q87dk7.jpg

You mean effective like today - 10 winners in a 2 hour long match?

JadeFox
Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:09 PM
What's that, honey?

http://i39.tinypic.com/2q87dk7.jpg

You mean effective like today - 10 winners in a 2 hour long match?

She won didn't she? :ras:

Only GOATS can win matches with only ten winners! :cool:

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:16 PM
you're trying to copy serena? :ras:

No, Serena ? is one and only. We're just the pretenders :tears:


You mean effective like today - 10 winners in a 2 hour long match?
Shut up

http://i40.tinypic.com/14s329.gif

homogenius
Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:18 PM
No, she doesn't carry her own luggage when she's going on a vacation

http://i41.tinypic.com/29zykqp.jpg

:spit: My bad

homogenius
Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:20 PM
She's already on vacation judging by her recent play. She's taken Ana with her.

http://i42.tinypic.com/fthac5.jpg

Hope no one will tell to Serena cause she and JJ won't be BFF anymore :sad:

Brena
Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:34 PM
You mean effective like today - 10 winners in a 2 hour long match?

Pfft! She's taking it easy - she'll have 20 winners in the Round 2, 40 in R3 and... :scratch: - 640 winners in the final. :eek: What a GOAT! :bowdown:

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:36 PM
Shut up

No one's ever told me to shut up and lived!

http://i40.tinypic.com/30m32qe.jpg

Hope no one will tell to Serena cause she and JJ won't be BFF anymore :sad:

No silly, don't you get it - Ana is there to carry JJ's stuff, like a maid if you will. ;)

Serena & Jelena - BFF!

Roookie
Jun 23rd, 2009, 03:59 PM
Oh Jelena you'll need a lot of luck in your next match.

Things just haven't been the same since she lost the number one ranking:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1700/jjno1s.gif

InsideOut.
Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:01 PM
^:rolls:

rockstar
Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:28 PM
OMG :sobbing:
keep those jj gifs coming, i'm laughing like a crazy man in front of my computer :rolls:

-NAJ-
Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:33 PM
She's already on vacation judging by her recent play. She's taken Ana with her.

http://i42.tinypic.com/fthac5.jpg

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Wayn77
Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:36 PM
OMG :sobbing:
keep those jj gifs coming, i'm laughing like a crazy man in front of my computer :rolls:

You've been Jeka'd ;)

http://i41.tinypic.com/rba248.jpg

Mynarco
Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:41 PM
ALL THE GIFs are just :haha:

olivero
Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:44 PM
I love this thread :lol:

trufanjay
Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:51 PM
Jankovic will not win Wimbledon..............tell us something we don't know

rockstar
Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:59 PM
Jankovic will not win Wimbledon..............tell us something we don't know

you clearly dont see the point of this thread :lol:

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:09 PM
Jankovic will not win Wimbledon..............tell us something we don't know

Do you know how umbrellas work? If not, you have something in common with Jelena. :)

http://i44.tinypic.com/14ty7n9.jpg

Oh, and I'm glad you agree with my prediction. :dance:

homogenius
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:09 PM
Jankovic will not win Wimbledon..............tell us something we don't know

Someone is slow...

trufanjay
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:18 PM
Ooooopppsss!!!! Just read the title.....

Wayn77
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:20 PM
Ooooopppsss!!!! Just read the title.....

http://i39.tinypic.com/34ysdw1.gif

trufanjay
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:28 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/34ysdw1.gif
:haha:

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:43 PM
Ooooopppsss!!!! Just read the title.....

Come back and read it all!

http://i39.tinypic.com/nd4k5e.jpg

Brena
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:53 PM
Come back and read it all!

http://i39.tinypic.com/nd4k5e.jpg

:haha:

Where do you guys find all those Dynasty gifs?? They're real gems!

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:24 PM
Jankovic will not win Wimbledon..............tell us something we don't know
You don't know anything :rolleyes: Jeja will blow them all off the court

http://i44.tinypic.com/33w8wvd.gif

ce
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:30 PM
omg :sobbing:

JadeFox
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:30 PM
You know, you people are going to make me hate GIFs. :o

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:42 PM
You know, you people are going to make me hate GIFs. :o

Fine! As long as you don't start hating lipgloss... And as long as we agree that Jelena will NOT win Wimbledon.

http://i39.tinypic.com/250mhb5.jpg

JadeFox
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:43 PM
Fine! As long as you don't start hating lipgloss...

http://i39.tinypic.com/250mhb5.jpg

What? Never will I hate lipgloss! Or Glitter! :devil:

Roookie
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:51 PM
Stop giving us Serena fans a bad name :sobbing:

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2329/jjlaughting.gif

rockstar
Jun 24th, 2009, 05:42 PM
this thread must be kept alive everyday during wimbledon (or at least until she loses :p)

http://i677.photobucket.com/albums/vv137/psp358/gifs/jankovic-ball.gif

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 06:56 PM
this thread must be kept alive everyday during wimbledon (or at least until she loses :p)

OK.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2znpz6g.jpg

Seyz
Jun 24th, 2009, 06:58 PM
jj ftw! i think she's being underestimated.

Wayn77
Jun 24th, 2009, 07:17 PM
this thread must be kept alive everyday during wimbledon (or at least until she loses :p)


If you insist :dance:

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4700/jjsig.gif

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 07:35 PM
What? Never will I hate lipgloss! Or Glitter! :devil:

Neither will Jecalina!

4bf_-JPRj9M

dragon.serbia
Jun 25th, 2009, 07:49 PM
If she continues to play like today, she will definitely NOT win a Wimbledon.

Mynarco
Jun 25th, 2009, 08:04 PM
^ this clip is not good.

danieln1
Jun 25th, 2009, 08:26 PM
Neither will Jecalina!

4bf_-JPRj9M

Well done!!!! I laughed at it... good one!