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tennnisfannn
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:43 PM
Last year as a very strong second seed she was scheduled on court 18 for 4rd or was it the QF match, she needed a helicopter then to get there. This year with her dismall results she is bound to be scheduled to play in Woop Woop. Bon voyage JJ, all the best.
Anyway she is in good company, with laura dobson. murray federe, nadal in the draw, no woman is seeing centre court till the finals. maria cannot see centre court either, no one wants to enforce the no shrieking policy on live t.v. Perhaps De Brito will get a chance, she has been the talk of the town since the FO.
The sisters will continue to own court 2.

Keadz
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:48 PM
:lol: True, be funny if she complains again.

Court 2 was built so they could put crappy British players and women on a court the tries to look important.

Polikarpov
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:56 PM
Some jokes are even funnier the second time around ...




This year Team Jankovic are prepared for Court 18 :cool:


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/brunsdon/JELENA%20JANKOVIC/NEWCOURT188.jpg

I assume Sneki is on the ground running while carrying her bags? :lol:

InsideOut.
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:59 PM
Some people have a very bad idea of what constitutes a good joke and what doesn't. :tape:

gmokb
Jun 19th, 2009, 03:00 PM
:lol:

John.
Jun 19th, 2009, 03:02 PM
Some jokes are even funnier the second time around ...




This year Team Jankovic are prepared for Court 18 :cool:


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/brunsdon/JELENA%20JANKOVIC/NEWCOURT188.jpg

:spit::rolls:

Mikey.
Jun 19th, 2009, 03:10 PM
Great thread :hearts:

Sectumsempra
Jun 19th, 2009, 03:43 PM
Yeah because helicopters are sooo slow. :confused:

homogenius
Jun 19th, 2009, 03:46 PM
Some jokes are even funnier the second time around ...




This year Team Jankovic are prepared for Court 18 :cool:


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/brunsdon/JELENA%20JANKOVIC/NEWCOURT188.jpg

:spit:

volta
Jun 19th, 2009, 04:38 PM
Some jokes are even funnier the second time around ...




This year Team Jankovic are prepared for Court 18 :cool:


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/brunsdon/JELENA%20JANKOVIC/NEWCOURT188.jpg

:haha:

Slammer7
Jun 19th, 2009, 04:38 PM
Some jokes are even funnier the second time around ...




This year Team Jankovic are prepared for Court 18 :cool:


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/brunsdon/JELENA%20JANKOVIC/NEWCOURT188.jpg

:yeah: :rolls: :worship:

DiscoStick
Jun 19th, 2009, 04:41 PM
Wasn't she joking? :lol:

ZeroSOFInfinity
Jun 19th, 2009, 04:53 PM
http://salakblog.hu/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jjfun.jpg

Jelena: "Come on now... push! My match is starting in 30 mins time!"
Guy: "Do you have to bring so much luggage just for one match?"
Jelena: "Yes.... my makeup, before and after match clothes, racquets and balls..."
Guy: "Okok I get it... but if you keep waiting for me, you won't be on time..."
Jelena: "Don't worry.... open that suitcase at the bottom...."
Guy (unzips the bag): "Wait.... is that....?"
Jelena: "Quick, don't stand there... help me fix it..."

(20 mins later....)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/brunsdon/JELENA%20JANKOVIC/NEWCOURT188.jpg

Jelena: "Now I'll manage to find the right court from up here!"

HenryMag.
Jun 19th, 2009, 04:55 PM
Some jokes are even funnier the second time around ...



This year Team Jankovic are prepared for Court 18 :cool:


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/brunsdon/JELENA%20JANKOVIC/NEWCOURT188.jpg

:lol: :haha: :spit: :rolls:

MaBaker
Jun 19th, 2009, 04:58 PM
:spit: at everything.

DragonFlame
Jun 20th, 2009, 01:07 AM
OMG :spit:

Horizon
Jun 20th, 2009, 02:08 AM
http://salakblog.hu/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jjfun.jpg

Jelena: "Come on now... push! My match is starting in 30 mins time!"
Guy: "Do you have to bring so much luggage just for one match?"
Jelena: "Yes.... my makeup, before and after match clothes, racquets and balls..."
Guy: "Okok I get it... but if you keep waiting for me, you won't be on time..."
Jelena: "Don't worry.... open that suitcase at the bottom...."
Guy (unzips the bag): "Wait.... is that....?"
Jelena: "Quick, don't stand there... help me fix it..."

(20 mins later....)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/brunsdon/JELENA%20JANKOVIC/NEWCOURT188.jpg

Jelena: "Now I'll manage to find the right court from up here!"
You realise that "guy", is her mother? :spit::spit::spit::spit::spit:

Roookie
Jun 20th, 2009, 03:07 AM
:haha:

jefrilibra
Jun 20th, 2009, 03:11 AM
OMFG! That is her mother?!?!?!:haha: :haha: :haha:

CrossCourt~Rally
Jun 20th, 2009, 03:27 AM
Some jokes are even funnier the second time around ...




This year Team Jankovic are prepared for Court 18 :cool:


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/brunsdon/JELENA%20JANKOVIC/NEWCOURT188.jpg

:haha:

-Sonic-
Jun 20th, 2009, 07:09 AM
I was at that match, she was even more p*ssed than usual....

love the pics!! I think tennis is severely lacking in parrots.

scoobsuk
Jun 21st, 2009, 01:48 PM
I was told that Wimbledon is building a new Court 3 specifically to appease Jankovic, who told them if she was ever put anywhere near Court 18 again she would boycott the event in future, and there was a minimum 2000 seat requirement on her matches (mainly for her bags and makeup).

HenryMag.
Jun 21st, 2009, 05:24 PM
I was told that Wimbledon is building a new Court 3 specifically to appease Jankovic, who told them if she was ever put anywhere near Court 18 again she would boycott the event in future, and there was a minimum 2000 seat requirement on her matches (mainly for her bags and makeup).

:lol:

Slutiana
Jun 21st, 2009, 05:28 PM
You realise that "guy", is her mother? :spit::spit::spit::spit::spit:
:haha::haha::haha::haha: :hysteric: What a fool.

Tennisation
Jun 21st, 2009, 05:37 PM
Now I know why Snezzy's been sick..."mother abuse"

Edinboro
Jun 21st, 2009, 06:06 PM
I may regret asking this but when was Jelena ever put on Court 18 and why? lol

Just Do It
Jun 21st, 2009, 06:59 PM
Some jokes are even funnier the second time around ...




This year Team Jankovic are prepared for Court 18 :cool:


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/brunsdon/JELENA%20JANKOVIC/NEWCOURT188.jpg

*DEAD*

I remember that story, it was just hilarious. But really, 2nd seed playing 4TH round match on court 18 ? Come on ...

Just Do It
Jun 21st, 2009, 07:00 PM
I may regret asking this but when was Jelena ever put on Court 18 and why? lol

Wimbledon 2008 4th round vs Tanasugarn.

charmedRic
Jun 21st, 2009, 07:13 PM
wow. hilarious.

Tennisstar86
Jun 21st, 2009, 07:25 PM
*DEAD*

I remember that story, it was just hilarious. But really, 2nd seed playing 4TH round match on court 18 ? Come on ...

2005 Venus and Sharapova started there match on like Court 3 i think.....

Venus spent like the entire first week out on court 2 last years.... and shes actually accomplished something unlike Jelena....

Just Do It
Jun 21st, 2009, 07:28 PM
2005 Venus and Sharapova started there match on like Court 3 i think.....

Venus spent like the entire first week out on court 2 last years.... and shes actually accomplished something unlike Jelena....

How can a defending champion start on court 3 ? :spit:
And no, Venus didnt spend the whole first week on court 2 :rolleyes:

Slammer7
Jun 21st, 2009, 07:41 PM
How can a defending champion start on court 3 ? :spit:
And no, Venus didnt spend the whole first week on court 2 :rolleyes:

The match in 2007 between Venus and Maria started out on court 3 because there had been soooo much rain :rain: and the officials wanted to get the match in to keep the schedule some what on track. They played exactly 3 points before it started raining again.:lol: Thankfully when the match resumed the next day it was on center court and we got treated to a fabulous display by Venus. :drool: :hearts: :worship: Obviously Venus was not the defending champion in 2007.

Just Do It
Jun 21st, 2009, 07:45 PM
The match in 2007 between Venus and Maria started out on court 3 because there had been soooo much rain :rain: and the officials wanted to get the match in to keep the schedule some what on track. They played exactly 3 points before it started raining again.:lol: Thankfully when the match resumed the next day it was on center court and we got treated to a fabulous display by Venus. :drool: :hearts: :worship: Obviously Venus was not the defending champion in 2007.

He said 2005, not 2007 and Maria was OBVIOUSLY the defending champion then ;)

Valanga
Jun 21st, 2009, 07:55 PM
LOL with that JJ pic :haha:

pica_pica
Jun 21st, 2009, 07:58 PM
Hilarious thread.......:haha:

Slammer7
Jun 21st, 2009, 08:07 PM
He said 2005, not 2007 and Maria was OBVIOUSLY the defending champion then ;)

I was answering your question about why they were out on court 3. Duh, I know that match was in 2007, that's why I quoted you post and highlighted the question, not his. I know the person who wrote the post you quoted was incorrect. Is everyone on this board so damned snarky? I wasn't insulting you, geeze.

sweetpeas
Jun 21st, 2009, 08:10 PM
Cute!

Tennisstar86
Jun 22nd, 2009, 05:47 AM
He said 2005, not 2007 and Maria was OBVIOUSLY the defending champion then ;)

OBVIOUSLY..... I meant 2007 and not 2005.... as i said "started" and their match in 2005 didnt get interrupted..:rolleyes:

And yes, Venus played 2 (maybe 3, i cant really remember) of her first 4 matches (the only ones that could be played there since the quarters and on are on the "show" courts) last year on court 2,(not to mention her doubles, so yes she lived out there)... which as Defending champion in appalling....

The men's Champion, didnt step foot off of center court the entire tournament....