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ZeroSOFInfinity
Jun 9th, 2009, 10:54 AM
Ashley sells Toon.... on web

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00821/ebay1_821150a.jpg

MIKE ASHLEY turned Newcastle into a football joke yesterday.

He put the club up for sale for £100million - and asked would-be buyers to put in offers by e-mail!

It is as if interested parties are bidding for an item on online auction site ebay.

The under-fire Toon board found themselves bombarded by fake mickey-taking offers from fans all over the country, laughing at desperate owner Ashley's efforts to dump the ailing Geordies.

Ashley wanted anyone interested to contact football finance fixer Keith Harris - or give the e-mail option a go on the Newcastle United web page.

And that led to jokers like one Sunderland fan making contact, saying: "I would like to lodge an official bid to buy NUFC.

"The amount I am offering is £10. Should I be successful, I will be appointing myself as team manager, as I am currently in a management role in the Peterlee Sunday League."

Another quipped: "The amount I am offering is 2 x upper concourse seats for the Oasis concert at the Stadium of Light and a Curly Wurly."

Newcastle supporters were not laughing, though, and reacted in horror to this latest humiliation.

One disgusted Geordie said: "If ever any proof was needed of Ashley's total lack of class and crass stupidity, this e-mail fiasco provides it.

"He is a blundering buffoon who needs to be driven out of this great football club."

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Philbo
Jun 9th, 2009, 10:55 AM
Poor Newcastle...

Noctis
Jun 9th, 2009, 11:43 AM
:haha:

SloKid
Jun 9th, 2009, 11:52 AM
Well they were a joke club anyway.

HRHoliviasmith
Jun 9th, 2009, 02:07 PM
poor newcastle....they get relegated and now this. :sad:

Destiny
Jun 9th, 2009, 02:18 PM
AWW what foolishness

Dandy_Warhol
Jun 9th, 2009, 02:46 PM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e219/spotless_rougedirector/random%20stuffs/ronaldo-bitchfit.gif
Ronaldo does not approve of such fuckery