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Aylafr
Sep 8th, 2002, 02:09 AM
She's the opposite of outgoing, doesn't speak much about what she does. It took time before you started seeing some guy around her, and he was her body guard, actually, wasn't he .... Well, I think she was reported with a boyfriend -(so him or another one). According to me, he was paid by the father in order to preserve Venus's name .... or all of this is a cover.

She's got everything it takes to be gay. Has anyone else heard anything about it ?

nysaga
Sep 8th, 2002, 02:15 AM
i think we have a dumb @ss on our hands here ..lol

M2k
Sep 8th, 2002, 02:21 AM
LMAO! Alyafr :D :D :D ok! let's see! She's tall as Lindsay... what else do we know about her...;)




Alyafr, you're sooo brave!!!!:hearts: :hearts:

M2k
Sep 8th, 2002, 02:26 AM
We should probably ask big Linds about more details ( We did determine that Linds was gay, right??? ) ;)

disposablehero
Sep 8th, 2002, 02:37 AM
Well, she is a full inch shorter than Lindsay.

CHOCO
Sep 8th, 2002, 02:52 AM
Wow! Does it matter? Whatever she is, she's first and foremost a nice human being.

M2k
Sep 8th, 2002, 03:06 AM
Originally posted by disposablehero
Well, she is a full inch shorter than Lindsay.


hmm...maybe that makes her bi :confused: :confused:

Dawn Marie
Sep 8th, 2002, 03:12 AM
Ayla I don't think so, because everything you implied could be said about heterosexuals.

cappy happy
Sep 8th, 2002, 03:16 AM
Anyone seen the pic in US Weekly mag (July 29-Aug 5 issue) of her with David Tomassoni?? WOW!!! :hearts: :hearts: Who CARES if it was staged?!?! I'd kiss him no matter the reason!

She's young. Concentrating on tennis and her fashion career. No need for a man yet. I don't think she's gay at all - no matter how tall she is. :p ;)

"Topaz"
Sep 8th, 2002, 03:27 AM
No she isn't. This is probably one of the reasons Amelie doesn't admire her.

As for you, Aylafr, I dunno. You seem to know all the signs!

Dawn Marie
Sep 8th, 2002, 03:32 AM
Ayla you're being sarcastic here right? You being a gay women, know that everything you stated was sterotypical of homosexuals right?

iluvtrent
Sep 8th, 2002, 04:11 AM
LOL @ Dawn Marie:wavey:

joaco
Sep 8th, 2002, 04:13 AM
Dawn Marie are you kidding??! Being as tall as Lindsay implies that she's 100% gay...;) :D End of discussion, you have the facts right in fron of ya.....

CC
Sep 8th, 2002, 04:15 AM
Her height is a dead giveaway.

anton
Sep 8th, 2002, 04:56 AM
http://www.venustennis.com/boy1.jpg
http://www.venustennis.com/boy2.jpg
what she does in her personal life is her business but these are 2 pics of her with Davide. and everybody on the tour has been accused of being gay on WTAWORLD. I think this is becuase of wishful thinking bc a lot of people on here are gay.

Hurley
Sep 8th, 2002, 05:37 AM
Venus, come here and hold your thumb and your forefinger apart for a moment...

No, this is not a pick-up line...oh, you keep that shirt on of yours...oh DAMN girl!! Okay!

[rips shirt off]

Whooooooooooooo!

Keith
Sep 8th, 2002, 05:38 AM
From what I have heard, its Serena that is dating Lacinda Rue. I have no clue who that is, but they have been seen together and Lacinda said they were "together"

wongqks
Sep 8th, 2002, 05:46 AM
I think she is gay, coz I truest aylafr, she pick up these kind of things very well ;)

There are many signs as well, did you see how she hold up her plate today in presentation ceremony, the way she hold it is so gay

:p ;)

Dawn Marie
Sep 8th, 2002, 05:51 AM
Joaco, yeah but I have alot more than that, I got pictures and names too.:):) Besides it's a known fact that women with high cheek bones are not gay. Lmao

Go Vee:)

M2k
Sep 8th, 2002, 06:01 AM
lol...I see many people are not getting this thread. :o For everyone who wants to know this is the continuation of the "Is Lindsay Davenport Gay?" from the sanex board. Hopefully no one got offended by this.

Kart
Sep 8th, 2002, 11:31 AM
Surprisingly, CHOCO seems to be talking the most sense here :eek:.

Sam L
Sep 8th, 2002, 11:39 AM
LOL @ the clueless ones :D

Fun thread, Ayla! :wavey:

Gallofa
Sep 8th, 2002, 11:43 AM
I think she's WAY too tall. Giraf-ish even :p

;) :D

But that is unconclusive evidence. I have heard all women that play beach-volleyball are gay. Does anyone know if Venus likes to play beach-volleyball?

Aylafr
Sep 8th, 2002, 01:19 PM
To me, the guy on the picture is gay too, so this is all cinema.
Everybody knows introvert people are gay .. or gay people are introvert, whatever.

We know the height is a problem, indeed, she's really too tall to be the common gay girl. Most gays aren't that tall, I mean among women. Gay guys are tall though.

But yes ! The way she hold the plate was VERY gay.

And has anyone mentionned a serious boyfriend ? I mean come on ! There are MANY stories about Serena, but nothing about Venus. That girl is too quiet. Hence, she's gay

M2k, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :angel:

Zamboni
Sep 8th, 2002, 02:07 PM
lol, I'm convinced ;)

elektra 4 u
Sep 8th, 2002, 02:21 PM
well Vee has some weird hobbies like watching sumo-wrestling(?!)but then she's mad into fashion and dresses very "girly". most of her outfits on court are skimpy and if she was a sterotypical lesbian she'd be more into wearing potato sacks on court(no offence to lindsay and seles) or more extreme, wearing a man's shirt (sorry Eleni Daniilidou,had to mention it)

Aylafr
Sep 8th, 2002, 02:44 PM
Well, all gays are into fashion !!!! And there isn't more gays than in the fashion world. She's probably not a stereotypical lesbian she certainly is not ....

However, very interesting, this sumo-wrestling hobby.....

CC
Sep 8th, 2002, 02:48 PM
That twirl she does at the end of her matches is very suspicious.

Dahveed
Sep 8th, 2002, 02:51 PM
She also has a gay hairdo.

Althea
Sep 8th, 2002, 04:26 PM
What a refreshing thread/ You Guys are a riot
(didn't expect this much fun when I entered)

Second Picture: Come "mere" Baby Let Me Show You What You've Been Missing

But but Dav.. I I can't... I mustn't... I shouldn't

First Picture: Hell bump that, Shoooooooooow me the *cough>>cheese<<* ;)
Take Me, Take Me!
Wow Vee

joaco
Sep 8th, 2002, 05:22 PM
LOL @ M2k you make me laugh my brains out!!:D :D :D
But, you're starting to make me dobt about Lindsay.....

essielewis
Sep 8th, 2002, 06:02 PM
she's mad into fashion and dresses very "girly".

Well, it's a known fact that ALL fashion designers are gay and girly.:kiss: Plus, they are tall. So, there you go. That's the answer right there.:cool: I don't think anybody has to speculate anymore.

As for that boyfriend . . . well, he has hair on his chest and you know that that means.:lick:

AmErIcAn
Sep 8th, 2002, 06:12 PM
Venus sucks Penus Im sure! ;)

irma
Sep 8th, 2002, 06:12 PM
is she in an affair with Lindsay? anybody checked that?:p

Helen Lawson
Sep 8th, 2002, 06:20 PM
Venus and Lindsay had a long term affair that even weathered their rivalry until Lindsay got injured and could no longer travel on the road. Venus then started messing around with Tarabini and Lindsay dumped her. This came from a really good source, so you can take it as the truth. ;)

Terminator X
Sep 8th, 2002, 06:51 PM
She s no a gay.That being gay thing is not in a black person nature. Any black gay in this world do it for money. And Money don t seems to be a matter for her.

M2k
Sep 8th, 2002, 08:10 PM
Joaco...why do you think they they called Lindsay "TOPS" http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/laugh.gif ....makes you wonder. http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/laugh.gif

Aylafr
Sep 8th, 2002, 08:49 PM
Terminator X, from Congo-Kinshasa, welcome !

Sorry to disapoint you but my two ex-girlfriends were black, one from Caribbean, and the other one, from Cameroon, your neighbour. So, being gay is not in a black person nature, LOL ! ;) :)

M2k, I never thought about that .... she must be on top of a lot of .... errrrr, things, I shall say ?

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, the hair on the chest is fatal ... it tells ! No doubt.

Well, luckily, Venus doesn't seem to have any .... But she's into fashion, like most gays. It tells. And still no-one has been able to rpove me she had a boyfriend (pictures, films ....)

Luna_Angel_84
Sep 8th, 2002, 09:03 PM
She could be and she also might not be- who knows? It's the same as most other players- no one really knows what the hell they're up to. Although, of course there are CERTAIN players I'd be very interetsed to hear about if they were in any way gay. :p

Aylafr
Sep 8th, 2002, 10:06 PM
Well, I think I know what Venis is "hop" to .......

Oasiatic
Sep 8th, 2002, 10:58 PM
This is hilarious!! :D How absurd!

M2k
Sep 8th, 2002, 11:22 PM
Venus is just like all the other fashion designers, girliehttp://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/perky.gif and gay....lol


Aylafr, this thing about lindsay and being a top is very but verrrryyyyyyyy interesting. Sometimes when I read articles like " Lindsay tops kournikova" I question if the author is trying to tell me something more...http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/laugh.gif

Aylafr
Sep 8th, 2002, 11:26 PM
Indeed ! And remember last year, when they kept writing that Venus topped Hingis ... OMG :eek: I never thought Martina was .... it's not possible. I'm sure there is something else. For Venus has topped so many girls ..... She even topped Chanda, who is my fave. Well, I don't mind though ....

M2k
Sep 8th, 2002, 11:33 PM
ROTFL!!!! hehe...now that you mention Hingis...Kournikova and her are way tooooooooo close. hmm.. I smell fish I mean something! http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/redface.gif



Venus is something else... she keeps topping everyone on tour :eek: :eek:

Dawn Marie
Sep 8th, 2002, 11:35 PM
Ayla I don't think you started this thread because you wanted a sweet and nice topic. Venus lost and you wanted to start crap. Get real, you came in here with stereotypical views about gay women. You can try to change it around all you like now, but I think you are full of shit.

M2k
Sep 8th, 2002, 11:39 PM
uh-uh

Aylafr
Sep 9th, 2002, 09:04 AM
LOL ! I wonder who's the most ridiculous person of that thread .... ;)

M2k, I AM brave !

BTW, I started that thread before Venus lost (check the time). And I was hoping she would win, because I like her, she's my second favorite after Chanda and I prefer her over Serena.

Now, what are stereotypical views about women ? Yes, I claim Venus is gay because her nail are short.

Aylafr
Sep 9th, 2002, 09:05 AM
Oh, and I forgot, another proof she's gay is that she doesn't have the same earrings on both ears.

actually, I'd rather you said I'm full of chattes but only French can understand that naughty remark

anton
Sep 9th, 2002, 09:17 AM
aylafr,

When was the last time you played tennis? How many people do you see playing tennis with floJo nails?

If you want to obsess about who is gay, do you have a life?

Gallofa
Sep 9th, 2002, 10:18 AM
Aaaaah, so many people without a sense of humour!

I think the "toping" remarks are very telling... although I never heard of Conchita toping anyone (I mean, has she won a match in the last century? ;)) and we all know what team she plays for... so this could be misguiding evidence too :D

Terminator X
Sep 9th, 2002, 10:53 AM
OMG let us stop tha' thread 't to sily like the m***k who started it. Here is a decent forum.Ya hafta love truth and love tennis.Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly? 'Who the f**k you think you're callin' a gay you little ? m**k?
I dunno who the f**k you think you're talkin' about. Let me tell you one m**k' thang, Vee is not a gay,so, shut the fuck up.'
Vee is a proud black woman let us respect her !!!!

Beige
Sep 9th, 2002, 10:56 AM
http://images.viewimages.com/wm/BU004757.JPG

EXTRA! EXTRA! Davide confesses that he was paid to be Venus' decoy boyfriend. Amélie is her secret lover says the Italian bodguard.

:eek:

http://www.hpcarter.com/images/icon-fem.gif

gentenaire
Sep 9th, 2002, 11:35 AM
I'm sure she is. Surely you don't think the only thing these women do in those locker rooms is shower and talk, eh? *wink wink*

We should have new locker room confrontation threads. Venus to Linds "hey Linds, you may have topped me in the shower today, but I'll top you on court tomorrow" ;)

LOL@this thread

Aylafr
Sep 9th, 2002, 11:49 AM
Terminator X, what a nice vocabulary you've used .... what were all the words with the asterisques ?

well, Gallofa, Conchita nearly topped Steffi at some match in Wimbleson if I recall allright, but in the end, Steffi eventually topped her (ah, my dear Steffi ! :))

Beige, really ? I couldn't imagine Amelie as her lover, though, but well. We do know Amelie hasn't got any official goirlfriend at the moment, and her tennis has very much improved, she's by far more regular, I'm sure she's having night session in private ;)

That's the point I'm happy you're raising, Tine ! Especially since these locker rooms are fully equipped, believe me, it's not only for talk * don't wink me like that, Tine * ;)

Well, anton, her nails don't have to be long like Gail Devers, but they could be slightly longer, couldn't they. I've got my point.

griffin
Sep 9th, 2002, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by M2k
Joaco...why do you think they they called Lindsay "TOPS" http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/laugh.gif ....makes you wonder. http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/laugh.gif

OMG! HELP! I've fallen on the floor laughing and can't get up!

(no wonder jabber's such a fan!)

btw, Dontcha think Davide is taking the "beard" thing too far? (honey, invest in electrolisis ;))

Weevee
Sep 9th, 2002, 01:59 PM
Thanks for starting this thread it is very funny for us homophobic people.

Aylafr
Sep 9th, 2002, 02:16 PM
Anytime, Weevee, just ask. :) I didn't know you needed this to be more homophobic ....

M2k
Sep 9th, 2002, 03:44 PM
I was gonna post something funny and then I see *GAG* Weevee's post http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/violin.gif

I'm afraid I'm going to be, oh ,in so many ignore lists...:mad: This little thread is not insulting to V in any way, shape, or form! Get it into your heads People* :cool:

M2k
Sep 9th, 2002, 03:58 PM
LMAO@ Beige !! :eek: :eek:


Griffin, are you ok over there....nothing broken or anything like that? ;)

Aylafr :kiss: very brave indeed :)

Terminator X
Sep 9th, 2002, 04:59 PM
Hi m**f**king Aylafr ! ya 'r nothing then b***.ya have no respect for a legend like Venus so f*** ya and Welcome on my ignore list !!!

griffin
Sep 9th, 2002, 05:35 PM
Lol, welcome to the woodshed. Bye.

Sorry, M2K, what? There's a ringing in my ears from when my head hit the desk ;)

Helen Lawson
Sep 9th, 2002, 05:35 PM
It is fine to joke and all but Venus is really not gay, ok. You just need to know that it is not true, even in jest, and even though we can joke about it, when it comes right down to it, she is NOT gay. Just as long as everyone knows this, this is just a joke. She HAS a boyfriend and all. I have never seen her even LOOK at another woman, EVER. She does not even have a one-handed backhand either. So, have fun with the jokes just so long as everyone knows the truth that she is really straight.

griffin
Sep 9th, 2002, 05:40 PM
Oh Helen. There are no straight women.

There are only women who haven't met Ayla yet ;)

jo_by90
Sep 9th, 2002, 05:46 PM
So what if she is gay who cares she is a great tennis player as is Lindsay and wether they are straight or gay it won't change that. I have great respect for both of them. I also have a lot of gay friends and only two of them are very tall the others are quite small. Is there a problem being gay? Do you have any friends that are gay? I really want to know why this is such a big issue. How do you think players such as Venus and Lindsay feel when their fans think this if it is not true. Lindsay is very happy with her boyfriend as far as we know. I am sure neither of them are gay but if they are I really don't care.

*Bubbles*
Sep 9th, 2002, 05:54 PM
:kiss: to all the brave people in here, Ayla & Co!

love this thread!

Another thing, she did hug Serena after the match. Sure they are sisters and all but it could mean something right?! :p :p

gentenaire
Sep 9th, 2002, 06:02 PM
I wonder, do people actually read the posts in these threads or just the title?

Double Fault
Sep 9th, 2002, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by griffin
Oh Helen. There are no straight women.

There are only women who haven't met Ayla yet ;)

Now, that's funny! LOL!

Of course Venus is a lesbian, you only have to look at Richard to see that! I'm surprised it was ever in queston. ;) :) I'd put money on it that she wears army clothes when at home. :D

Helen Lawson
Sep 9th, 2002, 06:56 PM
Well, the question becomes what was Venus doing last Spring at the French Open in Paris. ;)

I think Venus would be really offended if she thought people thought she was gay, WHEN SHE IS SO OBVIOUSLY NOT GAY! I just need people to know that it is ok to be gay and all, BUT VENUS IS NOT GAY! If you are really gay (undercover lesbian, whatever) then you do not mind the speculation because deep down you know it is the truth. But when you are not gay, then the speculation SHOULD ONLY BE MADE IN JEST! Serena is clearly not gay, so how could Venus be gay? I need to make sure I get this point across, ok. It is ok to joke and all but VENUS is NOT GAY!

M2k
Sep 9th, 2002, 06:59 PM
After reading Helen's post I really feel the need to address something, even if I go off topic for a little bit. Why is it that people get all so personal when the word gay comes up? There is no need to reassured what this thread is all about. Hopefully anyone with halve a brain would see that this thread was only meant for humor, nothing more. As for Venus, what makes people think she wants to be called "straight" {??}, for all we know she could be BI or in the closet. (and no, I am not saying she really is gay)... People are such hypocrites , I doubt that if this thread were " Is Venus Williams Catholic?" / "Is Venus Williams too tall" people would be cursing at us... :(

M2k
Sep 9th, 2002, 07:14 PM
btw... LMAO @ Griffin http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/laugh.gif Should I take you to the ER??? ;)

Dahveed
Sep 9th, 2002, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by Aylafr
actually, I'd rather you said I'm full of chattes but only French can understand that naughty remark

ahem! :angel:

and lol@the 'serena is not gay so venus is not either'

Zamboni
Sep 9th, 2002, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Helen Lawson
Serena is clearly not gay, so how could Venus be gay?

Don't want to spoil a very funny thread, but what the heck is the point of this? :confused:

Really, Venus must be gay, the evidence is clear ;) Though I must say the evidence in case of Anna-Martina would be more clear ;)

Helen Lawson
Sep 9th, 2002, 07:33 PM
It was meant for humor but people must understand that VENUS IS NOT GAY! I am not the one who is sensitive to the term, because there is nothing bad about being gay, but it is just I have to set the record STRAIGHT concerning Venus so there is no confusion. Ok, just in case it needs to be restated, VENUS is NOT GAY! As long as everyone knows this, the humor can continue.

Aylafr
Sep 9th, 2002, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Terminator X
Hi m**f**king Aylafr ! ya 'r nothing then b***.ya have no respect for a legend like Venus so f*** ya and Welcome on my ignore list !!!

Hey, Feebleator, how are you ? :) Could you put less asterisk in your post, we can hardly read ! Ignore list ? Why, my ! You were'nt hoping I would send you a message, were you ... dear, dear, dear ... boys are so ... meaningless these days ....

Hurley
Sep 9th, 2002, 09:16 PM
And you thought they shared the last name "Williams" because they're sisters....please, V & S made a quick trip to Hawaii a long time ago to legalize it...

As for Davide, he and I make trips to Provincetown often, and let me tell you, lui é molto "grande," capite?

gweeny
Sep 9th, 2002, 09:57 PM
Although, you are posting all in fun and jest. You are using and insulting a real person. It's like asking if Jennifer Capriati is an alcoholic (when she is not-she would not be able to function on the court or asking if Martina Hingis is a slut. I know that "gay" is not necessary a bad thing. But today, especially in USA, to classify someone as gay can bring about much trouble (especially for actresses, sports stars etc)

It seems that the posters who are "having fun" do not like Venus in the first place, and anything that will demean her, they jump at.

There are something’s that are not funny and are just cruel.

Crazy Canuck
Sep 9th, 2002, 10:51 PM
How is calling someone gay insulting :confused: Alcholism is a desease - being gay is a sexual preference.


Thanks for the thread, it was a splendid read :confused:

M2k
Sep 10th, 2002, 03:55 AM
Originally posted by Hurley


As for Davide, he and I make trips to Provincetown often, and let me tell you, lui é molto "grande," capite?


awww..too bad I don't speak Italian :rolleyes: I only understand that there is something "BIG" in Davide:confused: .........uh wait..I think I get it :o :o :o :drool:

M2k
Sep 10th, 2002, 03:59 AM
you know what...this Davide is not so bad after all...maybe with a good waxing ;) Him and his "BIG" humor (???) can come to my place any time.... : drool:

lol

griffin
Sep 11th, 2002, 07:06 PM
pft, gweeney, we're not making fun of Venus (and yes, many participants here are fans of her), we're making fun of people like you!

Wax? Better have a go at him with a weed-whacker first.

Seriosly, we need to investigate this matter in a scientific fashion. Who's got the tape measure, and who's booking flights to V's next tournament?

M2k
Sep 11th, 2002, 07:38 PM
ohh my! that sounds dangerous...:eek: I don't want to cut more than what I have to :o :o :o

griffin
Sep 11th, 2002, 07:39 PM
You'd rather hot-wax the poor boy? I'm sure there's a color-coded hanky for that, but...

Hmm, we should check out her nails, too.

M2k
Sep 11th, 2002, 07:41 PM
I guess that tells you I'm into S&M.... :o (j/K)


Idon't check toe nails though... :o

Aylafr
Sep 12th, 2002, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by griffin
Seriosly, we need to investigate this matter in a scientific fashion. Who's got the tape measure, and who's booking flights to V's next tournament?

I !

Who's got the money to pay, for I'm booking, I'm ready ! Anywhere goes sweet Vee, I'm going ;) But I'm broke ...

Give me the tape, give me the tape, I'm gonna take the measure ... What am I to measure ? I know ... I'll measure EVERYTHING ! .......

Griff, I'm positive about the nails .... I mean, Okay, I'll ask Moon, I think she was Vee close last time, I hope she checked the nials, because we all know that it says it all .... if they are short .... then all of this conversation doesn't have to last, we will be sure ....

Although there is a differece when her toe-nails are long ....

M2k
Sep 12th, 2002, 05:48 AM
Originally posted by Aylafr




Although there is a differece when her toe-nails are long ....

hmmm...and what if she's missing a few toe nails ???
http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/laugh.gif you know, it is quite common among Tennis players:eek:

Messenger
Sep 12th, 2002, 11:12 AM
It certainly would make her less boring. Why does Terminator X hate Venus so much?

Gallofa
Sep 12th, 2002, 12:49 PM
I can just imagine Ayla with that tape... make sure you measure everything TWICE, we don't want mistakes here, this is a very serious matter :p :D

The Crow
Sep 12th, 2002, 01:22 PM
Has Venus ever played doubles with someone apart from her sister (women's doubles that is)? If so, she's gay, if not, she's straight, it's as simple as that.

Monica_Rules
Sep 12th, 2002, 01:32 PM
:rolleyes: @ this thread its really funny to see what people are saying!

Halardfan
Sep 12th, 2002, 01:38 PM
Lets consider the evidence...

* I have short, bitten nails... :eek:

* Im introverted... :eek:

Plus...

* I have short hair... :eek:

* I'm attracted to women... :eek:

* I've seen 'Boys Don't Cry'. Once. :eek:

* I have a secret crush on Ellen Degeneres. :eek:

Hi my name is Chris, Im a straight man but I fear I have Lesbian tendancies. ;)

Is there a cure??? :D ;)

The Crow
Sep 12th, 2002, 01:40 PM
Hi Chris(sy), the only cure is a sex change, I'm afraid :p

diana
Sep 12th, 2002, 01:48 PM
Let's see, Vee's gay because she's tall? Vee's gay because of the way she holds her plate(I guess if she had never won Wimby, we wouldn't know:o )She's gay because of her interests? :rolleyes: You guys really need to get out more.:rolleyes:

Xian
Sep 12th, 2002, 02:00 PM
Omg what a stupid topic :angel:

wongqks
Sep 12th, 2002, 02:10 PM
diana, it is just a stupid topic to put our mind off our usual stressful self :) please take this thread light heartedly...if people haven't realise it by now LOL

Tennisfan-Mtl
Sep 12th, 2002, 02:12 PM
You know what...The thought of Venus being gay once crossed my mind even though I do not any evidence that she might be....

diana
Sep 12th, 2002, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by wongqks
diana, it is just a stupid topic to put our mind off our usual stressful self :) please take this thread light heartedly...if people haven't realise it by now LOL Whew:eek: Thanx for that info. I was beginning to worry about some of these guys/gals.:wavey:

griffin
Sep 12th, 2002, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Chris Ba


Hi my name is Chris, Im a straight man but I fear I have Lesbian tendancies. ;)



Next he's going to tell us that JHD is French ;)

gentenaire
Sep 12th, 2002, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by griffin


Next he's going to tell us that JHD is French ;)

Haha, good one, we all know all French are gay ;)

griffin
Sep 12th, 2002, 04:40 PM
As well they should be!

Janet
Sep 12th, 2002, 05:56 PM
You guys are CRAZY!! stop wondering if she his or is'nt maybe some of you are gay!! JUST LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE!!

griffin
Sep 12th, 2002, 06:04 PM
Oh Janet, trust me there is no "maybe" about it.

Now, please calm down and reread the thread and see if you can get the joke.

*kicks back and awaits Ayla's report*

Hurley
Sep 12th, 2002, 06:45 PM
Here's a foolproof quiz. We'll give it to Venus.

1. Who is the most influential woman of the past century?
(a) Janet Reno, for her intelligence, courage, and ferocity
(b) Janet Jones-Gretzky, for making millions of dollars off of her looks and landing a hockey player

2. When you kick back and watch TV, you throw on
(a) "The Rosie O'Donnell Show," enjoying how the hostess subverts the accepted mores of society by slyly introducing homosexual ideals into popular culture
(b) "Designer Guys," enjoying the really tall interior decorator in tight t-shirts and pants

3. Your favorite musical group is:
(a) the Indigo Girls, for their introspective lyrics and their intricate guitar-playing
(b) N Sync, for their introspective dance numbers and their intricate stitching of their leather pants

4. The defining moment of Martina Navratilova's career is:
(a) when she put rumors to rest and bravely came out of the closet
(b) when she put highlights in her hair

Foolproof, I tell ya. If you've selected all A's, congratulations, you're a lesbian! And possibly French!

If you've selected all B's, my number is 555-3...

[gets the hook]

[rimshot]

gentenaire
Sep 12th, 2002, 07:02 PM
Hurley, LMAO!!

Cybelle Darkholme
Sep 12th, 2002, 07:35 PM
if you selected all b's your probably a gay male.

gentenaire
Sep 12th, 2002, 07:39 PM
and the moment Venus starts answering questions in her interviews like this "yezz, I tienk I pleyd verrie vell" we'll know for certain as well

M2k
Sep 12th, 2002, 07:51 PM
LMAO!!!!!!! talk about funny http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/laugh.gif


Originally posted by Hurley
And possibly French!




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Originally posted by cybelledarkholmexx
if you selected all b's your probably a gay male




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Hurley
Sep 12th, 2002, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by cybelledarkholmexx
if you selected all b's your probably a gay male.

Oh reeeeeeeeeeeally...then they shouldn't call me, no not at all, not at all, not at all... ;) ;) ;)

YSL
Sep 12th, 2002, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Hurley


Oh reeeeeeeeeeeally...then they shouldn't call me, no not at all, not at all, not at all... ;) ;) ;)

You doth protest a bit tooooo much there ;)

Aylafr
Sep 13th, 2002, 05:15 PM
Okay, I've booked my plane ticket, I'm off to taping Vee ;)

See ya, guys, be prepared for the report * be patient *

Chris, I knew you had lesbian tendancies. Some guys have this weird haractr. But be careful .... if the madness pushes you to name the name of N.T. .... got to pay a visit to a doctor ;)

M2k
Sep 13th, 2002, 05:35 PM
Bye Aylafr :wavey:


After you collect all your data, we should be able to "FINALLY" tell if Venus is gay or not :D :D :D



*waits patiently*

Kiki
Sep 13th, 2002, 09:20 PM
Dawn is right. This thread is only here because she lost to her sister. Talk about haters. Sheesh :rolleyes:

Halardfan
Sep 13th, 2002, 10:03 PM
Ayla, did you mean to say 'some guys have this weird character' or 'some guys have this weird haircut' ??? Perhaps I qualify for both... ;)

You should not have mentioned N.T, Ayla :eek: !!! The merest thought of her has cured my tendancies and made me prefer men. Anyone got Johnny Depp's number??? :drool: :) ;)

Dahveed
Sep 13th, 2002, 10:33 PM
Chris is turning dangerously French now!

Halardfan
Sep 14th, 2002, 09:32 PM
Now THAT is an insult. ;)

M2k
Sep 15th, 2002, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by Dahveed
Chris is turning dangerously French now!




but...aren't you French yourself:confused: :o :o :o

Aylafr
Sep 16th, 2002, 09:19 PM
But where is Venus ? I've got ten meters tape at leats (to be sure I won't miss anything ;)) but I can't find Vee ....

She's not playing this week, that's terrible ! :( How can I measure ... Ok, I'm gonna drown my tapelessness into good wine .... (Hey, I didn't say topless, okay ....)

griffin
Sep 16th, 2002, 09:25 PM
TAG!

Save some for your test subject :p

Aylafr
Sep 16th, 2002, 09:28 PM
TAG returned (can a TAG be returned ;))

Save some what ? Tape or wine ? ;)

griffin
Sep 16th, 2002, 09:34 PM
Both.

You'll need the tape for the testing, and may need the wine to share depending on the results ;)

Dahveed
Sep 16th, 2002, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by M2k


but...aren't you French yourself:confused: :o :o :o

OMG are you outing myself now? :o Thanks now everybody knows i'm French :o

tia clara
Sep 17th, 2002, 01:47 AM
You are???!!! French???!!!
Oh, gosh, I'll bet you kiss hands!

sigh......

M2k
Sep 17th, 2002, 04:10 AM
Originally posted by Dahveed


OMG are you outing myself now? :o Thanks now everybody knows i'm French :o



Awww, glad you finally accept your "Frenchness"..:o :o




:bounce: Congratulations :bounce:




;)

CC
Sep 17th, 2002, 12:46 PM
What? We still have not come to a conclusion yet?

griffin
Sep 17th, 2002, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Dahveed


OMG are you outing myself now? :o Thanks now everybody knows i'm French :o

Oh please, we knew before YOU did (why is it always the flamers who think they're hiding something? :p )

Gallofa
Sep 17th, 2002, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by tia clara
You are???!!! French???!!!
Oh, gosh, I'll bet you kiss hands!

sigh......

Worse than that, tia. I am sure he is an expert in the "european kiss" ;) remember? :D a hard to master technique. Depending on the country you go first for right or left, you kiss one, two or three times, you actually kiss the cheek or not... :p

Dahveed
Sep 17th, 2002, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by Gallofa


Worse than that, tia. I am sure he is an expert in the "european kiss" ;) remember? :D a hard to master technique. Depending on the country you go first for right or left, you kiss one, two or three times, you actually kiss the cheek or not... :p

Duh, we just French kiss!

Anyway i knew this French flag wouldn't help :rolleyes:

tia clara
Sep 17th, 2002, 06:52 PM
LOL @ "The European Kiss"! What memories! :D
but, Dah-veed, if anyone from France should kiss me, isn't that a French Kiss?

deydreemyn
Sep 18th, 2002, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by wongqks
I think she is gay, coz I truest aylafr, she pick up these kind of things very well ;)

There are many signs as well, did you see how she hold up her plate today in presentation ceremony, the way she hold it is so gay

:p ;)


You can not be serious! The way she picks up her plate. LOL:rolleyes: :bounce: :p

HAIL-VENUS
Sep 18th, 2002, 06:10 PM
Well, I don't know if Venus is gay or not, but she is a Jehovah's Witness, so that would greatly influence her decision to explore any homosexual feelings she might be harboring. If she is gay, then she will probably keep it in the closet, since she has strong religious convictions. Jehovah's Witnesses don't condone such sexual acts as oral and anal sex, any kind of homosexual activity, or masturbation. So, if Venus OR Serena are gay or bi, then we'll probably never know.

danielrosario
Sep 19th, 2002, 09:31 AM
This thread is so funny :)
But I acn't believe that some are actually taking the posts so seriously Lol

wongqks
Sep 19th, 2002, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by HAIL-VENUS
Well, I don't know if Venus is gay or not, but she is a Jehovah's Witness, so that would greatly influence her decision to explore any homosexual feelings she might be harboring. If she is gay, then she will probably keep it in the closet, since she has strong religious convictions. Jehovah's Witnesses don't condone such sexual acts as oral and anal sex, any kind of homosexual activity, or masturbation. So, if Venus OR Serena are gay or bi, then we'll probably never know.

ROFLMAO

Venus is a woman right? surely if she is gay she will not perform any of the sexual acts such as oral sex and anal sex as... you know why

Aylafr
Sep 20th, 2002, 03:06 PM
LOL. No comment. Everybody knows that religious people don't do sex ; especially those working in churches ? It's forbidden, remember ?

HAIL-VENUS, sorry to disappoint you, but human are human and sadly, they do things even if they are told not to, put that straight in your head, baby. And NOONE can tell about anyone he/she masturbates or not, unless you sleep in the same bed. Because people lie about it, because they are ahasmed. Everybody or most people .. but not me. I do masturbate .... don't you ? :D ;) ROTFL ....

Besides, for those who haven't understood, I couldn't care less that Venus was gay or not. I don't think she is, I would like it if she were, in, some way, but since she's not going to go out with me :mad: , I don't give a damn and furthermore, I don't care since Chanda is gay ;)

I wonder how anyone can take anything seriously in this thread, especially when we say that the way she hold her plate was very gay ???

Aylafr
Sep 20th, 2002, 03:21 PM
I'm better than Dah-veed at French Kisses. Ask Chanda .... ;)

Who has dared outing Dah-veed ? ;) It's not fair .... I mean, I can out Venus, but nopone can French-out Dah-veed ....

griffin, I think I'll have enough tape, but I fear there is never enough wine ... You are welcome to come over to help me tape Venus (I mean, there are stuff more disagreable in life ;)), and drin k wione .... I don't recall why we were speaking about wine in the first place ;)

Oh, I'm going on a wine week-end ! Thats' it ! ;) :)

M2k
Sep 20th, 2002, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Aylafr
I do masturbate .... don't you ? :D ;) ROTFL ....






ewwww.....sounds like something a "French" would do....;)

M2k
Sep 20th, 2002, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Aylafr
I'm better than Dah-veed at French Kisses. Ask Chanda .... ;)

Who has dared outing Dah-veed ? ;) It's not fair .... I mean, I can out Venus, but nopone can French-out Dah-veed ....





I'm sorry I'm sorry!!!!!! I never thought Out-Frenching him would be that bad....:p :p I guess he rubbed me the French way :o

Dahveed
Sep 20th, 2002, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by M2k

ewwww.....sounds like something a "French" would do....;)

Why Americans don't do it? :confused:


I'm sorry I'm sorry!!!!!! I never thought Out-Frenching him would be that bad.... :p :p I guess he rubbed me the French way :o

I forgive you :kiss: i feel so much better now! :D


BTW, Ayla, you can call me Dahveed you know ;) lol!

M2k
Sep 20th, 2002, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by Dahveed


Why Americans don't do it? :confused:





...to tell you I don't even know what masturbation is.

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Are you trying to French kiss me ???


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Dahveed
Sep 20th, 2002, 10:37 PM
Yeah, want me to show you what masturbation is too? :p :angel:

M2k
Sep 20th, 2002, 10:42 PM
Dahveed!!!! You're going to make people think I'm cheap and dirty.


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Dahveed
Sep 20th, 2002, 10:47 PM
I wouldn't dare! :o I'm not the one revealing stuff about other people!

Besides your signature is a proof you're not cheap and dirty :p ;)

M2k
Sep 20th, 2002, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Dahveed
I wouldn't dare! :o I'm not the one revealing stuff about other people!


...well, this thread was meant to "out" people...http://www.fsuniverse.net/forums/graemlins/eviljudge.gif ...so you know......


Besides your signature is a proof you're not cheap and dirty :p ;)


Why thank you, don't you just love Jan-Michael , Andy, and James for their Tennis ???;)