Asif_Nawaz
Jun 5th, 2009, 08:28 PM
I just got this hilarious one from this kid in my school who , while thinking hes the greatest thing since sliced bread, is also crazy insecure.
"Okay, you wanna be serious. you're like a catalyst for snobbish behaviour in this country. That's why i hate you. Your compositions? They suck. Your Vocab is equal to a 10 year olds. There's no pattern or rhythm in your writing. In Literature? You can't even grasp the overall theme of the play, so why bother proclaiming yourself the end all in lit? Oh, and I can beat your ass at tennis, Mr. 'Look at me I'm number 4'. Debating? Yeah Right."
I underlined the part that I found hilarious. I mean if he wanted to insult me, going for my writing skills and analysis of literature is a pretty lame way to do it. Do you agree?
"Okay, you wanna be serious. you're like a catalyst for snobbish behaviour in this country. That's why i hate you. Your compositions? They suck. Your Vocab is equal to a 10 year olds. There's no pattern or rhythm in your writing. In Literature? You can't even grasp the overall theme of the play, so why bother proclaiming yourself the end all in lit? Oh, and I can beat your ass at tennis, Mr. 'Look at me I'm number 4'. Debating? Yeah Right."
I underlined the part that I found hilarious. I mean if he wanted to insult me, going for my writing skills and analysis of literature is a pretty lame way to do it. Do you agree?