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Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 11:06 AM
Yes, she is! Chaky is the maddest of them all. :inlove::bowdown: Add her little girl looks to that and you get the stuff horror films are made of!
She's too pretty :tears:

When Ania told us you were watching GiseGoat, I was a bit worried for you - imagine you cheered too loudly and earned the wrath of MadChak?? :scared: But then I remembered you're a psycho yourself with your very own psycho-kit and knew everything would be all right. :)


Oh Chaky is in a league of her own, I need to learn from her. She was too busy being mad at herself to notice anyone so I guess I was safe.

BTW, if these livescore stats are correct - Dinara (I mean DINARAAAAA!!!111!!!) had 6 UEs in her first set while Jelena ''the pusher'' Janković had over 20 in her two set match yesterday. :bigcry:

Focusing on her blue combo and hair was much more important than meaningless things such a match, UEs or DF.

~Kiera~
May 27th, 2009, 11:37 AM
BTW, if these livescore stats are correct - Dinara (I mean DINARAAAAA!!!111!!!) had 6 UEs in her first set while Jelena ''the pusher'' Janković had over 20 in her two set match yesterday. :bigcry:

Dinara is starting to :scared: me.

Epigone
May 27th, 2009, 11:45 AM
Papillon :woohoo:

Shvedova destroyed Rus :banana:

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 11:48 AM
Is Murray on his way out of RG?

Didn't he go to Spain when he was younger? Why does he suck so much on clay, it's not like his game is perfect for fast surfaces? :confused:

Just Do It
May 27th, 2009, 12:00 PM
Is Murray on his way out of RG?

Didn't he go to Spain when he was younger? Why does he suck so much on clay, it's not like his game is perfect for fast surfaces? :confused:

Becasue he is .... British :lol:

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 12:10 PM
I spoke too soon. :lol:

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 12:12 PM
Agreed.... from experience. :scared:

I was in the line of mad Chaky fire at Wimbledon last year. Loads of mad stares, fist-pumpin and cursin in Russian. Nearly got up to leave, when I realised her coaching staff were sat right behind me.:rolls:

:lol: cute, but you must have feared for your life.

Dinara is starting to :scared: me.

Tati for French Tv 'It was like a training for Dinara but I'm afraid she's starting too strong' :sobbing:

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 12:54 PM
Dinara is starting to :scared: me.

Oh great. JJ will at least retain her ''The Worst Number One Ever'' title. :sad:

Tati for French Tv 'It was like a training for Dinara but I'm afraid she's starting too strong' :sobbing:

Yes, she should have started relaxed, like JJGOAT. :rolleyes::sobbing:

I already hate this RG and tennis in general and JJ hasn't even gone out yet. :crying2:

MaBaker
May 27th, 2009, 12:54 PM
Dinara is starting to :scared: me.
Yeah, it's not even funny. But JJ will humiliate her in the final :angel: In case she doesn't lose in R2, of course.

oneandonly
May 27th, 2009, 12:59 PM
That's my fault :o
:speakles:

I thought you enjoyed it :tears:.
"Only" 19% of the posts are yours. :angel:
Where did you find those stats? :hehehe:
I already hate this RG and tennis in general and JJ hasn't even gone out yet. :crying2:
:sobbing::awww::hug:

All my hopes rely on FedGOAT for RG :bigcry:.

Nina.
May 27th, 2009, 01:07 PM
No I'm not going tomorrow, it's kids'day and they're annoying so I avoid this day. And don't you dare saying that the kids and Ana go together.


as you said it yourself now... :angel:

I got tired just listening to Ana speak. :lol:

Did she say that learning new English words is exciting? :haha:

She must go through the world in awe! Everything happening is just so exciting!

Of course :hearts:

http://i44.tinypic.com/x440m0.jpg


OMG :speakles:

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 01:19 PM
JJ, Novak, Nenad and Serbian president on Chatrier to cheer for Ana :speakles:
Talking about their tennis pride.

Ewww Serbian president said in french that he'll meet Sarkozy :sobbing:

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 01:20 PM
I already hate this RG and tennis in general and JJ hasn't even gone out yet. :crying2:

Exactly the way I feel.

And I feel like JJ is in her torture-my-fans mood. She'll like reach SF only to lose to Sveta 6-0 6-0 or sth like that. Damn her for raising our hopes and then crushing them without warning! :sobbing:

Where did you find those stats? :hehehe:


Wouldn't you like to know, Miss 10.6%? :hehehe:

She must go through the world in awe! Everything happening is just so exciting!

I'm actually starting to like Ana's personality lately. She's become interesting in her ridiculousness. :bowdown:

Epigone
May 27th, 2009, 01:20 PM
:speakles:

I thought you enjoyed it :tears:.I enjoy chatting with you :awww:Where did you find those stats? :hehehe:Click on the number under "replies" in the JJ forum:sobbing::awww::hug:

All my hopes rely on FedGOAT for RG :bigcry:.Fed for the title :angel:Ewww Serbian president said in french that he'll meet Sarkozy :sobbingMr President and Carla will visit Serbia soon :p

Nina.
May 27th, 2009, 01:29 PM
I'm actually starting to like Ana's personality lately. She's become interesting in her ridiculousness. :bowdown:

I can relate to this a little bit. I am totally fascinated when I hear her talking...I don't quite understand how it's possible to speak as quick as she does without breathing a lot...must be her athlete's lung ;)

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 01:32 PM
JJ, Novak, Nenad and Serbian president on Chatrier to cheer for Ana :speakles:
Talking about their tennis pride.

Ewww Serbian president said in french that he'll meet Sarkozy :sobbing:

What, where, how, when? :sobbing:

MaBaker
May 27th, 2009, 01:43 PM
Wouldn't you like to know, Miss 10.6%? :hehehe:

lol, you're checking them now ? :lol:

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 01:46 PM
lol, you're checking them now ? :lol:

No. :kink:

Anyway. Naima is Serbian president with JJ in that box with Serbian flag in the back?

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 01:48 PM
What, where, how, when? :sobbing:

Apparently Serbian president asked who was Cornet and Jelena told him.

Alizé said in the quick after match interview 'yeah I'm pretty sure Jelena knows who I am' and laughed.

oneandonly
May 27th, 2009, 01:54 PM
Wouldn't you like to know, Miss 10.6%? :hehehe:
Oh my, I am just on the third place, there is need for some more postwhoring :hearts:.
I enjoy chatting with you :awww:
Nice Martin => Martin gets clothes from Moni :hehehe:.
Click on the number under "replies" in the JJ forum
Thanks :).
Fed for the title :angel:
Definitely :hearts:.

Or at least a final without bakery products :sobbing::unsure:.
I can relate to this a little bit. I am totally fascinated when I hear her talking...I don't quite understand how it's possible to speak as quick as she does without breathing a lot...must be her athlete's lung ;)
:shrug: I've given up on trying to understand Ana.
She will always be a mystery for me :awww:.

Epigone
May 27th, 2009, 02:01 PM
Oh my, I am just on the third place, there is need for some more postwhoring :hearts:.:spit:Nice Martin => Martin gets clothes from Moni :hehehe:.Yay!!!! :banana:Thanks :).Nema na cemu :angel:Definitely :hearts:.

Or at least a final without bakery products :sobbing::unsure:.Hey, don't even think about him losing!

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 27th, 2009, 02:03 PM
Nice Martin => Martin gets clothes from Moni :hehehe:.


:unsure:

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 02:10 PM
Apparently Serbian president asked who was Cornet and Jelena told him.

Alizé said in the quick after match interview 'yeah I'm pretty sure Jelena knows who I am' and laughed.

They showed the box during Ana's match and the whole Serbian diplomatic delegation is there, not only President. :unsure:

Didn't see JJ, must have left as soon as she saw Ana. :inlove:

What's so funny about what Alize said? That girl is so annoying, she's lucky JJ remembers her - she forgets easily.

Go Tammy! :dance:

:unsure:

:lol:

Epigone
May 27th, 2009, 02:10 PM
:unsure::wavey:

Moni wants to take me shopping :p

ms_nut
May 27th, 2009, 02:17 PM
They showed the box during Ana's match and the whole Serbian diplomatic delegation is there, not only President. :unsure:

Didn't see JJ, must have left as soon as she saw Ana. :inlove:

What's so funny about what Alize said? That girl is so annoying, she's lucky JJ remembers her - she forgets easily.

Go Tammy! :dance:



:lol:

:rolls:Yes, that must be it...

I love Cornet..:kiss: She's so fiesty and such a fighter.. she knows how to work the crowd and they love her.. unfortunately, she sucks so bad right now, i don't think she'll be able to make Rd 4 against JJ...(Her match today was..:tape:)

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 02:22 PM
JJ, Novak, Nenad and Serbian president on Chatrier to cheer for Ana :speakles:
Talking about their tennis pride.

Ewww Serbian president said in french that he'll meet Sarkozy :sobbing:

:rolleyes:

Tammy :o
Nadia :o

Jie :smash:

I hate tennis.

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 02:23 PM
They showed the box during Ana's match and the whole Serbian diplomatic delegation is there, not only President. :unsure:

Didn't see JJ, must have left as soon as she saw Ana. :inlove:

The interview was before they went to official places and during Alizé's match so JJ had a long time to escape ;)


What's so funny about what Alize said? That girl is so annoying, she's lucky JJ remembers her - she forgets easily.

She's a nice girl, just answering stupid questions.

~Kiera~
May 27th, 2009, 02:23 PM
Speaking of Alize...

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дalex
May 27th, 2009, 02:23 PM
I love Cornet..:kiss: She's so fiesty and such a fighter.. she knows how to work the crowd and they love her..

:vomit:

Serbian foreign affairs minister should STFU and watch the tennis!

Ana :o

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 02:24 PM
Apparently Serbian president asked who was Cornet and Jelena told him.

Alizé said in the quick after match interview 'yeah I'm pretty sure Jelena knows who I am' and laughed.

Why does Serbian president want to know who Cornet is?? :confused:
Jelena must have shown him some random girl...

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 27th, 2009, 02:25 PM
Alize is too boring to watch :tape:

Maria and Ana winning easily :drool:

ms_nut
May 27th, 2009, 02:28 PM
:vomit:

Serbian foreign affairs minister should STFU and watch the tennis!

Ana :o

:ras: Well, i'm hoping against hope that Alize beats Caroline in RD 3.. so that JJ can put her away easily in Rd 4..:angel:

Ania, i agree.. right now, Alize can put me to sleep easily.. i wonder where the girl who took JJ to 3 sets at the US Open is?

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 02:33 PM
:vomit:

I second that.

Serbian foreign affairs minister should STFU and watch the tennis!

He reminds me of my mom yesterday when her maternal instinct towards Serena kicked in again: ''Oh, it's Serena! Her dress is awesome! But why is she wearing a white bra, it clashes with the dress?? She should have chosen either a black one or an orange one. Oh! Look! I want her mom's glasses! I think I saw similar glasses in a shop the other day...it has to be Galliano...Wait, what's happening? Is she winning? Oh, no, is she losing? Was she supposed to do that? Look how miserable Serena looks! Oh poor girl, why isn't she playing better? Is she playing well?........''+15 more minutes of that
my dad's face: :weirdo:

Ana :o

I second that.

oneandonly
May 27th, 2009, 02:36 PM
:spit:
:rolleyes: Look who's talking...
Yay!!!! :banana:
See I am a nice girl, unlike others :angel:.
Nema na cemu :angel:
I know what that means :ras:
Hey, don't even think about him losing!
How can you be so optimistic? :awww:
Moni wants to take me shopping :p
:hearts:

We will go to the Chanel store :drool:


Giro D'Italia :rocker::worship::drool:

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 02:39 PM
Vuk Jeremić: Borise, are we winning?
Boris Tadić: Give me a break, I used to play waterpolo not tennis, I yet have to get the gist of this...OK, is the tall one in blue our girl?

Epigone
May 27th, 2009, 02:51 PM
:rolleyes: Look who's talking...I'm not a postwhore! :angel:See I am a nice girl, unlike others :angel:.Some of the others are also nice :awww:I know what that means :ras:What does it mean? :pHow can you be so optimistic? :awww:I just wanna stay positive, otherwise RG will be :sad: for me:hearts:

We will go to the Chanel store :drool:Sounds good :lol:Vuk Jeremić: Borise, are we winning?
Boris Tadić: Give me a break, I used to play waterpolo not tennis, I yet have to get the gist of this...OK, is the tall one in blue our girl?Has anyone flashed tri prsta? :tears:

Snex
May 27th, 2009, 02:56 PM
Petrova/Sharapova :tape: :o
Ana :bigclap:

ms_nut
May 27th, 2009, 03:56 PM
If Maria wins this match, she'll have the "Petrova Slam".. (beating Petrova at all 4 Grandslams)

~Kiera~
May 27th, 2009, 04:04 PM
Oh, Nadia. You should have won that.

ms_nut
May 27th, 2009, 04:05 PM
Nadia is the most :weirdo: ever... thank god JJ is second to Nadia in that category...

Maria gets her Petrova Slam....

-NAJ-
May 27th, 2009, 04:05 PM
Adriana Lima in Belgrade
Today she asked for Serbian passport
http://www.mtsmondo.com/slike/vesti/001/358/v135885p0.jpg
http://www.mtsmondo.com/entertainment/vesti/text.php?vest=135885

Epigone
May 27th, 2009, 04:08 PM
Double BP wasted at 4-2*, double BP wasted at 4-4*, and another BP wasted at 6-6* :sobbing:

Why must my favourite players be such headcases? :bigcry:

Kampi
May 27th, 2009, 04:08 PM
Oh man, I'm proud of Masha. What a drama match but so important for her at this stage. BIG CONGRATS Maria:worship::kiss::worship:

ms_nut
May 27th, 2009, 04:09 PM
Double BP wasted at 4-2*, double BP wasted at 4-4*, and another BP wasted at 6-6* :sobbing:

Why must my favourite players be such headcases :bigcry:

Wait a second, you're a Nadia fan??:confused: Then aren't you the headcase..:tape::lol:

oneandonly
May 27th, 2009, 04:12 PM
I'm not a postwhore! :angel:
Yes you are :ras:.
Some of the others are also nice :awww:
Yeah like Ma and Naima :rolleyes::lol:.
What does it mean? :p
It means you're welcome :ras:.
I just wanna stay positive, otherwise RG will be :sad: for me
RG is already so damn good for me :hearts:.
Sounds good :lol:
Just good? :(:rolleyes:
Double BP wasted at 4-2*, double BP wasted at 4-4*, and another BP wasted at 6-6* :sobbing:

Why must my favourite players be such headcases :bigcry:
My Maria is amazing admit it :hearts::worship:. She came back just to show everybody who the goat is :worship:.

Just Do It
May 27th, 2009, 04:13 PM
Adriana Lima in Belgrade
Today she asked for Serbian passport
http://www.mtsmondo.com/slike/vesti/001/358/v135885p0.jpg
http://www.mtsmondo.com/entertainment/vesti/text.php?vest=135885

:bolt:

JadeFox
May 27th, 2009, 04:16 PM
Damn. Between Maria at RG and JJ everywhere else, I don't know who's gonna kill me first! :lol:

Fighterpova indeed! :hearts:

-NAJ-
May 27th, 2009, 04:18 PM
Ivica Dacic and Adriana Lima :lol:

Epigone
May 27th, 2009, 04:31 PM
Wait a second, you're a Nadia fan??:confused: Then aren't you the headcase..:tape::lol:Guilty as charged :oYes you are :ras:.Most of my posts on this board are about tennis :angel:Yeah like Ma and Naima :rolleyes::lol:.Naima is a great person :angel:It means you're welcome :ras:.You understand Serbian :DRG is already so damn good for me :hearts:.I hope that it will get flooded :devil:Just good? :(:rolleyes:It will be amaze and I will be so exciting to go to the Chanel store with you! Ajde! *fistpump*My Maria is amazing admit it :hearts::worship:. She came back just to show everybody who the goat is :worship:.Nadia is Queen Headcase :sobbing:

ce
May 27th, 2009, 04:45 PM
Lima :eek:

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 04:59 PM
Nadyenka, you are completely retarded. :weirdo:
I hate this RG and I hate tennis.

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 05:04 PM
Marat, you are an idiot :)

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 05:06 PM
Marat, you are an idiot :)

Yes, Marat, you are. :)
And if anyone still claims that Sharapova IS Russian, then answer me this question: how come she isn't insane then, hmmm?

EDIt: Naima!! Your ALG has just bagelled GiseGoat. :weirdo: Is she crazy? Who does she think she is? Gise's vengeance will be too cruel for words. :scared:

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 05:14 PM
Good to see the magnificent Gisela :hearts: "re-grouping" over on court 6.

Bagelled in set 2 by big-hitting German in pink tutu - ALG

Takes the first game of the decider.

:lol:

Epigone
May 27th, 2009, 05:15 PM
Nadyenka, you are completely retarded. :weirdo:
I hate this RG and I hate tennis.Co-signed!

However, I will love tennis again when Shvedova :smash: Sharapova in the 3rd round :devil:

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 05:20 PM
And if anyone still claims that Sharapova IS Russian, then answer me this question: how come she isn't insane then, hmmm?

Maria is insane, it's just all contained in her eyes.
You see it there when she gets mad.

EDIt: Naima!! Your ALG has just bagelled GiseGoat. :weirdo: Is she crazy? Who does she think she is? Gise's vengeance will be too cruel for words. :scared:

It's a shame one of them has to lose, really.
I don't blame ALG, she's goat N3 so she's trying to climb the rankings but it's Gise's destiny this year so vamoooooooooooooooooooooos.


by big-hitting German in pink tutu - ALG
:hearts:


MARAT IDIOTA :fiery:

ms_nut
May 27th, 2009, 05:41 PM
:devil: I like the way Venus' section of the draw is turning out.. she'll be lucky to get through the the QF.. Safarova,Szavay,Dominika.. hopefully one of them will knock her out..or i'll be so..:mad:

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 05:49 PM
Maria is insane, it's just all contained in her eyes.
You see it there when she gets mad.

I know what you mean, but that's not autodestructive Russian insanity Marat, Dinara, Vera, Demented, Sveta, Chaky, Youznhy and basically all Russian players display. :shrug:


It's a shame one of them has to lose, really.
I don't blame ALG, she's goat N3 so she's trying to climb the rankings but it's Gise's destiny this year so vamoooooooooooooooooooooos.

Gise was cruel and efficient as predicted. Next please.


MARAT IDIOTA :fiery:

:rolleyes: There's no way he'll bother to win entire three sets now.

:devil: I like the way Venus' section of the draw is turning out.. she'll be lucky to get through the the QF.. Safarova,Szavay,Dominika.. hopefully one of them will knock her out..or i'll be so..:mad:

I don't think Venus has any real chance here anyway. But I'm glad Agi S. and Dominika are playing well. :bounce:

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 06:03 PM
I know what you mean, but that's not autodestructive Russian insanity Marat, Dinara, Vera, Demented, Sveta, Chaky, Youznhy and basically all Russian players display. :shrug:

Winners.


Gise was cruel and efficient as predicted. Next please.
Domi is next. Easy not.



:rolleyes: There's no way he'll bother to win entire three sets now.

Oh well, a set, he might have remembered this is his last RG.

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 06:27 PM
Dinara about Ana's chances to win RG. :spit:

Q. Do you feel that she's capable of winning this tournament?

DINARA SAFINA: For what I am here?

Q. What's that?

DINARA SAFINA: For what I am here? I mean, you are telling me she can win this tournament, and for what I'm sitting here? I guess I also want to win the...

Q. Sure, but you were the finalist last year and she was the winner, so...

DINARA SAFINA: I don't know. We'll see.

oneandonly
May 27th, 2009, 06:32 PM
Most of my posts on this board are about tennis :angel:
Yeah sure, about tennis and Chanel :angel:.
Naima is a great person :angel:
I know, I was just joking a bit :).
You understand Serbian :D
Nah, just the basics :help:. I want Zoja to teach me more though :).
I hope that it will get flooded :devil:
Ain't gonna happen :ras:.
It will be amaze and I will be so exciting to go to the Chanel store with you! Ajde! *fistpump*
:rolleyes: Oh for god's sake stop acting like that demented Puppy already or I may change my mind :ras:.
Nadia is Queen Headcase :sobbing:
You just don't want to admit Pova is the goatest of them all, along with Gise of course :angel:.
And if anyone still claims that Sharapova IS Russian, then answer me this question: how come she isn't insane then, hmmm?
The commentator said "She acts like yankee, she talks like a yankee and looks like a model" :worship::hearts:.

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 06:37 PM
Q. Is there a court you like less than Lenglen?

SERENA WILLIAMS: You know, I like Lenglen, I guess. Maybe ‑‑ it doesn't matter. You have to be able to play. It's a great stadium.

:spit:

Q. (In English.) What do you think of the atmosphere? She was the underdog and they seemed to be for her. It was a heightened atmosphere. Was it enjoyable despite the fact that most of the people were pulling for her?

SERENA WILLIAMS: It was what it was. They don't really pull for me a lot here. That's fine.

:awww:

~Kiera~
May 27th, 2009, 06:43 PM
Q. Did you already have a chat with your coach? Was he happy?

DINARA SAFINA: If one day he's going to be happy, I think I'll finish my career. He's never happy. Even today, he's not happy.

That Zeljko is such a hard taskmaster :hehehe:

Q. (In English.) What do you think of the atmosphere? She was the underdog and they seemed to be for her. It was a heightened atmosphere. Was it enjoyable despite the fact that most of the people were pulling for her?

SERENA WILLIAMS: It was what it was. They don't really pull for me a lot here. That's fine.

:awww:

Don't worry, Serena. They only seem to like Ana there :shrug:

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 06:50 PM
Don't worry, Serena. They only seem to like Ana there :shrug:

I spit on ze taste of ze french crowd.

It looks like Venus' match will be moved to Lenglen. Perfect setting for her loss. The slowest court at RG, humid and cold conditions to make it even slower, it's getting dark and she's got a tough(ish) opponent.

:devil:

Epigone
May 27th, 2009, 06:52 PM
Yeah sure, about tennis and Chanel :angel:.I post about tennis 95% of the time :angel:Nah, just the basics :help:. I want Zoja to teach me more though :).That would be nice :awww:. I realised today that my Serbian is better than my Russian :o:rolleyes: Oh for god's sake stop acting like that demented Puppy already or I may change my mind :ras:.I thought that you wanted me to be enthusiastic :awww:You just don't want to admit Pova is the goatest of them all, along with Gise of course :angel:.I will never say that :cool:

If I wake up to find that Marat has lost, I'll be :fiery:

Laku noc :wavey:

~Kiera~
May 27th, 2009, 06:56 PM
I spit on ze taste of ze french crowd.

It looks like Venus' match will be moved to Lenglen. Perfect setting for her loss. The slowest court at RG, humid and cold conditions to make it even slower, it's getting dark and she's got a tough(ish) opponent.

:devil:

:lol:

Marat is clearly a friend of ours :hearts:

oneandonly
May 27th, 2009, 06:58 PM
I post about tennis 95% of the time :angel:
:awww: No you're not :lol:
That would be nice :awww:. I realized today that my Serbian is better than my Russian :o
:eek: You know Russian as well! That's very horosho for you, davai!
I thought that you wanted me to be enthusiastic :awww:
I already know how amaze I am :awww:, don't need others to remind me of that :lol:, so no need for enthusiasm here.
I will never say that :cool:
:rolleyes:
If I wake up to find that Marat has lost, I'll be :fiery:
:awww: Maratski, suck a headcase...
Laku noc :wavey:
G'night, sleep well :bigwave:.

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 27th, 2009, 07:00 PM
Lucie def Venus 6-0 6-1. And that one game because I actually like Vee :)

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 07:02 PM
Why is Venus v Lucie not on tennischannel's stream!?

~Kiera~
May 27th, 2009, 07:02 PM
http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/news/interviews/2009-05-26/200905261243365418491.html

Couldn't they at least get a man to do it? :o

~Kiera~
May 27th, 2009, 07:03 PM
Why is Venus v Lucie not on tennischannel's stream!?

Is might be on ESPN or some other channel. It seems like they stop streaming when it is.

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 07:10 PM
Hopefully Marat will lose now so we can watch that match on ES. :angel:

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 07:19 PM
Wozniacki injured? (http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=380242)

ms_nut
May 27th, 2009, 07:23 PM
Wozniacki injured? (http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=380242)

Oh wow, :sad:that's sad.. she fought hard to get to Rd2.. only for this??

This sounds serious..

-NAJ-
May 27th, 2009, 07:23 PM
they said that in Ponte Vedra Beach but she won tournament:confused:

I hope she is ok. she is in good form

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 07:28 PM
Lucie :rolleyes:

Is anyone watching? How are they playing? Go Lucie!

MaBaker
May 27th, 2009, 07:31 PM
I'm completely not into tennis today.


Come the fuck on :fiery: :devil: :fiery: :devil: :fiery:

http://i44.tinypic.com/bius6.jpg

JadeFox
May 27th, 2009, 07:32 PM
they said that in Ponte Vedra Beach but she won tournament:confused:

I hope she is ok. she is in good form

That was the flu, not a physical injury.

Hope she's okay. :hug:

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 07:44 PM
Finish it Marat or I'm the one who will get mad.

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 07:47 PM
Finish it Ouanna!

JadeFox
May 27th, 2009, 07:48 PM
Finish it Marat or I'm the one who will get mad.

This match is reminding me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTxr2NJHa0

~Kiera~
May 27th, 2009, 07:52 PM
Marat :sobbing:

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 07:55 PM
I hate you Marat, you're an idiot, a total idiot.

Edit: ETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VAMOOOOOOOOOOOS

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 07:55 PM
:lol: ES isn't even showing anything after this. Sorry Marat fangirls. :hug:

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 27th, 2009, 07:56 PM
Marat :rolls:
Game set and Mats now :spit: No Lucie-Venus :weirdo:

-NAJ-
May 27th, 2009, 07:56 PM
Venus only 12 UE

Ajde Lucie

JadeFox
May 27th, 2009, 07:56 PM
Marat :sobbing:

I hate you Marat, you're an idiot, a total idiot.

Yeah Marat you SUCK!!! You don't have half the tits of steel that your sister has! :ras:

~Kiera~
May 27th, 2009, 07:59 PM
Yeah Marat you SUCK!!! You don't have half the tits of steel that your sister has! :ras:

Yeah, Dinara would have came back from 40-0 5-1 down to win the match :worship:

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 08:00 PM
Marat :weirdo::weirdo::weirdo:
You should have spent those five hours chasing slutty singers, it would've been time better spent.

~Kiera~
May 27th, 2009, 08:00 PM
They're stopping the Venus vs Lucie match now anyway.

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 27th, 2009, 08:01 PM
Vamos Lucie :hearts: Some amazing points in the TB :dance: Win in 2!!!

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 27th, 2009, 08:01 PM
Oh noes, suspended :tears:

ms_nut
May 27th, 2009, 08:01 PM
:eek::eek: OMG what a great TB from Lucie she hit FH winners and a fine BH DTL to win it... 7-6:):worship::worship:

Oh no.. play suspended...Please win tomorrow Lucie..

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 08:01 PM
Lucie :banana:

What, why did they stop it!? :o

JadeFox
May 27th, 2009, 08:02 PM
Yeah, Dinara would have came back from 40-0 5-1 down to win the match :worship:

Dinara Safina: Comeback GOAT. :worship:

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 08:04 PM
Venus only 12 UE

Ajde Lucie

7-6 match suspended, good job from Lucie :banana:

Yeah Marat you SUCK!!! You don't have half the tits of steel that your sister has! :ras:

Ah, I wish I was a Dinara fan. But one Safin per decade is enough.

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 27th, 2009, 08:04 PM
Dinara >>> Marat. At least she owns her opponents unlike Marat :o Marat you suck more than ever :tears:

дalex
May 27th, 2009, 08:05 PM
This sounds serious..

She says she will be ready for tomorrow. (http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=15737648&postcount=7)

:lol:

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 08:07 PM
Lucicita :rocker2:

ms_nut
May 27th, 2009, 08:09 PM
She says she will be ready for tomorrow. (http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=15737648&postcount=7)

:lol:

This is the last time i'm listening to Wozniacki fans..:rolleyes::rolleyes:

They seem to be the biggest drama queens around.. Before the Ponte Vedre final, they gave some crappy story of her being injured and she went on to play 5 consecutive weeks of tennis tournaments..

:kiss: At least Caro's ok...

JadeFox
May 27th, 2009, 08:09 PM
Ah, I wish I was a Dinara fan. But one Safin per decade is enough.

I'm neutral on Dinara but yeah I get what you mean. The Safin family can kill ya with their headfucks. :lol:

Optima
May 27th, 2009, 08:10 PM
Lucie :banana:

Please win tomorrow, you played great today :sobbing:

MaBaker
May 27th, 2009, 09:13 PM
:sobbing:

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 09:38 PM
http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif
http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

hahahahahahahahaha

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 27th, 2009, 09:40 PM
THe only reason Barca is in the final was that retarded referee from the semis and now they won, life's not fair :o

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 09:43 PM
:D I won't see real madshit lifting the cup at least.

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 27th, 2009, 09:46 PM
:D I won't see real madshit lifting the cup at least.

http://tennisforum.com/customavatars/avatar45901_877.gif

MaBaker
May 27th, 2009, 09:55 PM
http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif
http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

hahahahahahahahaha
Remember that key that is missing from that fabulous keyboard you showed us...

THe only reason Barca is in the final was that retarded referee from the semis and now they won, life's not fair :o
You are my fav poster.

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 10:02 PM
Oh no :awww: http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/88019228.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19356863F2C054EB2664F4096BB13C0D91C E30A760B0D811297

Keep hating, it's even better :hearts:

edit: last pic for the night, sweet dreams Ma :kiss:
http://www.elpais.com/prom/200905/pro_photo1243458270.jpg

MaBaker
May 27th, 2009, 10:11 PM
Oh no.

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 10:13 PM
you bunch of tomboy hooligans! :rolleyes:

MaBaker
May 27th, 2009, 10:23 PM
^Why me now ? I'm perfectly nice.

Jovana.
May 27th, 2009, 10:24 PM
Manchester sucked badly tonight :tape:

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 10:41 PM
^Why me now ? I'm perfectly nice.

You're girls, you should watch ballet or MTV reality shows, not football! :weirdo:

Jovana.
May 27th, 2009, 10:42 PM
MTV reality shows? :haha: The Hills :hearts: :sobbing:

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 10:44 PM
MTV reality shows? :haha: The Hills :hearts: :sobbing:

My favourite one is when they follow preparations for some rich girl's 16th birthday. :worship:
And then, there's Tilla Tequila, of course. :hearts:

Jovana.
May 27th, 2009, 10:47 PM
My favourite one is when they follow preparations for some rich girl's 16th birthday. :worship:
And then, there's Tilla Tequila, of course. :hearts:

omg that!! she's 16 and she gets a car like a Landrover or a Hummer :tape: what does she get at 21? :shrug:

Tilla freaks me out :sobbing: she makes out with like...everyone :tears:

MaBaker
May 27th, 2009, 10:49 PM
You're girls, you should watch ballet or MTV reality shows, not football! :weirdo:
I'm a girl but I'm not brainless :weirdo: I'm not sure about Princeza though.

Edit : Oh I see. You two are watching that :)

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 10:50 PM
omg that!! she's 16 and she gets a car like a Landrover or a Hummer :tape: what does she get at 21? :shrug:

..and I love to see her friends who weren't invited to the party cry and the birthday girl's tantrums because she can't decide what to wear and doesn't like the stylist she's hired...

Tilla freaks me out :sobbing: she makes out with like...everyone :tears:

Well, everyone wants her. :shrug: Don't you?

Jovana.
May 27th, 2009, 10:52 PM
..and I love to see her friends who weren't invited to the party cry and the birthday girl's tantrums because she can't decide what to wear and doesn't like the stylist she's hired...



haha ya and then all the drama happens :tears: and if her parents get her the wrong car she starts screaming or sth :sobbing:

some chick wanted Led Zeppelin to play at her birthday :haha: :sobbing:

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 10:54 PM
You're girls, you should watch ballet or MTV reality shows, not football! :weirdo:
Talk about stereotypes.

I'm a girl but I'm not brainless :weirdo: I'm not sure about Princeza though.
Time will heal your pain :hug:

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 10:57 PM
some chick wanted Led Zeppelin to play at her birthday :haha: :sobbing:

:sobbing::sobbing:
at least she didn't ask for Britney or Beyonce or Justin bloody Timberlake (like JJ would :lol:)

Jovana.
May 27th, 2009, 10:59 PM
:sobbing::sobbing:
at least she didn't ask for Britney or Beyonce or Justin bloody Timberlake (like JJ would :lol:)

yes and then she was pissed coz the organizers couldn't have them :sobbing:
Justin bloody Timberlake :haha: JJ :hearts:

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 11:00 PM
I'm a girl but I'm not brainless :weirdo: I'm not sure about Princeza though.

Edit : Oh I see. You two are watching that :)

You have no idea what you're missing!

Talk about stereotypes.

What stereotypes, you arrogant, frog-eating, beret-wearing French person??

MaBaker
May 27th, 2009, 11:03 PM
^I can't even imagine :)


Time will heal your pain :hug:
http://i40.tinypic.com/52c68m.gif

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 11:07 PM
Justin bloody Timberlake :haha: JJ :hearts:

:lol: JJ and her refined music taste :inlove:

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 11:07 PM
You have no idea what you're missing!



What stereotypes, you arrogant, frog-eating, beret-wearing French person??

The only interesting stuff is parental control.

Thanks, it has been a long time, maybe a day that I haven't heard what French people are supposed to be :)

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 11:08 PM
Thanks, it has been a long time, maybe a day that I haven't heard what French people are supposed to be :)

:lol: I meant to say ''perverted'' but I didn't want you to stab me (right away).

Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 11:16 PM
:lol: I meant to say ''perverted'' but I didn't want you to stab me (right away).

I hope I can go to Serbia :)

Brena
May 27th, 2009, 11:18 PM
http://www.leapfrog-properties.com/french_stereotypes/

Naima, find yourself!


And while we're at it, let me show you where all my amazing knowledge of French language comes from:

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Princeza
May 27th, 2009, 11:26 PM
http://www.leapfrog-properties.com/french_stereotypes/

Naima, find yourself!

I found it.
I know myself better now.

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 04:34 AM
:eek: You know Russian as well! That's very horosho for you, davai!I don't know anything :tears:. I just pretend to know some foreign languages :o I already know how amaze I am :awww:, don't need others to remind me of that :lol:, so no need for enthusiasm here.Such an ego :eek: :lol: :awww: Maratski, suck a headcase...Yep, that's Marat :(Marat :weirdo::weirdo::weirdo:
You should have spent those five hours chasing slutty singers, it would've been time better spent.That's the most productive thing that anyone can do :bowdown::sobbing::devil:You're girls, you should watch ballet or MTV reality shows, not football! :weirdo:Ballet :hearts:

So much fun was had here while I was sleeping :sad:

MaBaker
May 28th, 2009, 08:52 AM
:devil:


http://i40.tinypic.com/vomrlw.jpg

Tragedy :sad:

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 09:03 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/vomrlw.jpg

Tragedy :sad:You are pure evil :sobbing:

MaBaker
May 28th, 2009, 09:10 AM
You are pure evil :sobbing:
:hug:

The next one is Seka, so be nice :kiss:

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 09:16 AM
:hug:

The next one is Seka, so be nice :kiss:Don't make me fire up Paint, MaBaker! :armed:

oneandonly
May 28th, 2009, 12:28 PM
I don't know anything :tears:. I just pretend to know some foreign languages :o
Kako ste, M.? :bigwave:
Such an ego :eek: :lol:
And I am fierce too :drool:. Beyonce 2.0 :hearts:.
Yep, that's Marat :(
Ya, Maratski and I are on a love-hate relationship :(.

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 12:42 PM
Kako ste, M.? :bigwave:Dobro sam. A ti?And I am fierce too :drool:. Beyonce 2.0 :hearts:.Can you also sing? :singer:Ya, Maratski and I are on a love-hate relationship :(.He needs to be :smash:

oneandonly
May 28th, 2009, 12:46 PM
Dobro sam. A ti?
I am still a bit scared. Today in the French class the teacher made me translate a text (as I am amaze in french :angel:) and I didn't know what toujours meant :spit: and she gave me the bitch stare that freaked the hell outta me :scared::crying2:. But besides that I feel great :D.
Can you also sing? :singer:
You don't wanna hear me sing :awww:
He needs to be :smash:
Nah, he needs some love :hearts:.

~Kiera~
May 28th, 2009, 12:50 PM
Were the crowd booing the loud Venus fan in the stands?

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 12:53 PM
Were the crowd booing the loud Venus fan in the stands?

:D Good.. she screamed after Lucie DF..:rolleyes:.. I think it's Richard's GF..:confused:

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 12:56 PM
I am still a bit scared. Today in the French class the teacher made me translate a text (as I am amaze in french :angel:) and I didn't know what toujours meant :spit: and she gave me the bitch stare that freaked the hell outta me :scared::crying2:. But besides that I feel great :D.:scared: Naima could have helped you :angel:You don't wanna hear me sing :awww:Why not? :awww:Nah, he needs some love :hearts:.From whom? :p

~Kiera~
May 28th, 2009, 12:57 PM
:D Good.. she screamed after Lucie DF..:rolleyes:.. I think it's Richard's GF..:confused:

If it is, she's a fool. Why get the crowd (even more) against Venus?

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 01:00 PM
If it is, she's a fool. Why get the crowd (even more) against Venus?

I know..:lol: before that point, the crowd was quiet... that was the sparked that has got the crowd in the match.

дalex
May 28th, 2009, 01:01 PM
Go Lucie, break for the match!

Yeah, I think that annoying woman, whoever she is, was non-intentionally provoking French crowd.

oneandonly
May 28th, 2009, 01:06 PM
:scared: Naima could have helped you :angel:
:rolls: I don't need her help, I just forgot what it meant :angel:.
Why not? :awww:
I sing so bad :crying2:.
From whom? :p
From me his wife Naima :angel:.

How is the weather over there? I bet its sunny and warm :(. I am moving to Australia!

дalex
May 28th, 2009, 01:08 PM
Oh Lucie, you had a huge chance there in that game. Don't plop!

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 01:14 PM
:sad: Oh Lucie.. don't give up yet.. break back..

~Kiera~
May 28th, 2009, 01:16 PM
Didn't you just know she was going to get broken then :o

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 01:22 PM
:( Too bad Lucie... you had her at 5-4 30-0 and missed an easy FH winner for 3 MPs...

I've just realized that i'm a Szavay fan.. go Agnes..:angel:

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 01:22 PM
:rolls: I don't need her help, I just forgot what it meant :angel:.I don't know any French :sad:I sing so bad :crying2:.Like those terrible people who post videos of themselves singing on YouTube? :pFrom me his wife Naima :angel:.Naima + Marat forever :inlove:How is the weather over there? I bet its sunny and warm :(. I am moving to Australia!It was nice and warm today :cool:

Lucie :worship:

oneandonly
May 28th, 2009, 01:27 PM
I don't know any French :sad:
:awww: You know amaze Serbian though!
Like those terrible people who post videos of themselves singing on YouTube? :p
I don't watch those, I wouldn't know :awww:.
Naima + Marat forever :inlove:
:drool::worship:
It was nice and warm today :cool:
After several weeks of 30+ it's pouring down today. And I was wearing just a T-shirt :rolleyes:. Thank god for my admirers and their umbrellas :hearts:.

Go Venus, make it to the QF to get thrashed by the ComebackGOAT :hearts:.

дalex
May 28th, 2009, 01:28 PM
Can't believe she lost. :bigcry:

But where did this form come from, Lucie? :bowdown:

MaBaker
May 28th, 2009, 01:31 PM
Ajde Viktah, fight :sobbing:

Princeza
May 28th, 2009, 01:32 PM
Disgusting Williams clan :(

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 01:40 PM
:awww: You know amaze Serbian though!My Serbian is pathetic :oI don't watch those, I wouldn't know :awww:.They are usually attention whores :tape:. However, I won't post one of those videos :angel:. Instead, I'll post this:

vqV0F0MirskAfter several weeks of 30+ it's pouring down today. And I was wearing just a T-shirt :rolleyes:. Thank god for my admirers and their umbrellas :hearts:.The guy who gave you the rose? :DGo Venus, make it to the QF to get thrashed by the ComebackGOAT :hearts:.:worship:

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 01:42 PM
Ajde Viktah, fight :sobbing:

How come you love all the other Serbians but Ana..:confused:

MaBaker
May 28th, 2009, 01:48 PM
How come you love all the other Serbians but Ana..:confused:
What :confused: I like only JJ&Viktah.

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 01:55 PM
What :confused: I like only JJ&Viktah.

Oh Ok.. so you don't like Nole or Janko.. i thought you had something only against your compatriot Ana.

MaBaker
May 28th, 2009, 02:04 PM
No, just Viktor and JJ (Zimonjic too, but I almost never have chance to watch him play so I usually forget about him) ;)

ce
May 28th, 2009, 02:17 PM
why dont you like Nole :shrug:
oh and i love watching my sweet 16. bday on mtv :haha:
those drama queens :rolls:

MaBaker
May 28th, 2009, 02:18 PM
Acasuso :speakles: :haha:

Viktor :weirdo:

JadeFox
May 28th, 2009, 02:18 PM
Okay Roger,

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Yes Acasuco is playing well, but not THAT well. :shout:

ce
May 28th, 2009, 02:21 PM
Roger :weirdo:
you suck :weirdo:
Viktore :weirdo:

MaBaker
May 28th, 2009, 02:48 PM
Acasuso predictable :rolleyes:

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 02:48 PM
That's right.. men don't choke..:tape::lol::lol: Potito first and now Acasuso..

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 02:49 PM
:sobbing: I feel like such a tool. I'm the only one around here probably watching the Cornet match...

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 28th, 2009, 03:16 PM
Roger is GOAT, the rest are just pretenders :wavey:

And about all that MTV and its programmes talk. I've seen them all 100 times and the stupidity of American people never fails to surprise me.
Date my mum, my sweet16, the x-effect or sth, Dismissed, Tila Tequila and now Ricky and Vicky :rolls:
I only love the fake drama in The Hills and Diddy's show about Danity Kane :inlove:
There's also this hilarious show about the worst holidays :rolls: I remember one girl who was sent to the middle of nowhere, to some village in India, I think, and she took her best clothes, heels, and tons of make-up :weirdo:

Princeza
May 28th, 2009, 03:23 PM
:sobbing: I feel like such a tool. I'm the only one around here probably watching the Cornet match...

No.
Sorana :D

Acasuso :haha: so expected.

ce
May 28th, 2009, 03:24 PM
^ poor american sweetheart in India :sobbing:

oneandonly
May 28th, 2009, 03:31 PM
My Serbian is pathetic :o
:shrug: It's better than mine :lol: and I am 1/4 Serbian.
They are usually attention whores :tape:. However, I won't post one of those videos :angel:. Instead, I'll post this:
Oh my :rolls::spit: M. you are the YouTube videos goat :p
The guy who gave you the rose? :D
No, some other guy I am friends with :angel:.
:worship:
:eek: M. cheering for Pova!!!
Roger is GOAT, the rest are just pretenders :wavey:
AMEN! :worship::hearts:

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 03:44 PM
:shrug: It's better than mine :lol: and I am 1/4 Serbian.I'm half German, but I can't speak German :pOh my :rolls::spit: M. you are the YouTube videos goat :pThanks :angel:

qAepgZ5iM5k

His shoes :sobbing:

No, some other guy I am friends with :angel:.Guys seem to like you :angel::eek: M. cheering for Pova!!!j/k :devil:AMEN! :worship::hearts:Roger :inlove:

oneandonly
May 28th, 2009, 03:50 PM
I'm half German, but I can't speak German :p
I will teach you :D.
Thanks :angel:
His shoes :sobbing:
:haha::rolls::haha: You are awesome, really. :hearts:
Guys seem to like you :angel:
I am amaze :hearts:, of course they like me :awww:.

Nah, I am not Heidi Klum or anything, I just like hanging out with guys, it's so much more fun than hanging out with girls. Most of the girls are evil :sad:.
j/k :devil:
:eek: I thought you were serious :hehehe:.
Roger :inlove:
:drool::hearts: I hate Mirka so much sometimes :(:o.

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 04:04 PM
I will teach you :D.Danke!:haha::rolls::haha: You are awesome, really. :hearts:That's me :cool:

T9aymPARQGUI am amaze :hearts:, of course they like me :awww:.:haha:Nah, I am not Heidi Klum or anything, I just like hanging out with guys, it's so much more fun than hanging out with girls. Most of the girls are evil :sad:.Most people are evil :tears::eek: I thought you were serious :hehehe:.I'm rarely serious :p

Where did everyone go? :|

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 04:38 PM
How come you love all the other Serbians but Ana..:confused:

I'm the one who loves all the other Serbians but Ana. I loved her as well in the very beginning (you couldn't really be too picky when it came to Serbian tennis players... there was Monika Seleš and practically no one else :shrug:) but Ana worked hard on earning my dislike.
Also, I think Tipsy is a complete idiot and I have no idea why I love him but I do. :sobbing:
I think Novak is an awesome kid though, and I don't understand why so many people don't like him. :confused:

And about all that MTV and its programmes talk. I've seen them all 100 times and the stupidity of American people never fails to surprise me.
Date my mum, my sweet16, the x-effect or sth, Dismissed, Tila Tequila and now Ricky and Vicky :rolls:
I only love the fake drama in The Hills and Diddy's show about Danity Kane :inlove:
There's also this hilarious show about the worst holidays :rolls: I remember one girl who was sent to the middle of nowhere, to some village in India, I think, and she took her best clothes, heels, and tons of make-up :weirdo:

Oh damn, I missed ''Vicky and Ricky'' and the title sounds so promising! :(
There was a show called ''Laguna Beach'' or something like that about a group of teenagers. And in every single episode they went to the prom. :confused: It was most confusing but also very dramatic! :hearts:

:shrug: It's better than mine :lol: and I am 1/4 Serbian.

Martin is 202% Serbian.

:speakles: What kind of sig is THAT???????!!!!

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 04:44 PM
Martin is 202% Serbian.How is that physically possible? :speakles:

l5xnHpG1GF8:speakles: What kind of sig is THAT???????!!!!Someone's in trouble :devil:

Nina.
May 28th, 2009, 04:47 PM
Roger is GOAT, the rest are just pretenders :wavey:

And about all that MTV and its programmes talk. I've seen them all 100 times and the stupidity of American people never fails to surprise me.
Date my mum, my sweet16, the x-effect or sth, Dismissed, Tila Tequila and now Ricky and Vicky :rolls:
I only love the fake drama in The Hills and Diddy's show about Danity Kane :inlove:
There's also this hilarious show about the worst holidays :rolls: I remember one girl who was sent to the middle of nowhere, to some village in India, I think, and she took her best clothes, heels, and tons of make-up :weirdo:

MTV shows are :hearts: I watch them when I am totally bored and need some entertainment :lol:
My current favorite is Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. :haha: Epic show!

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 04:50 PM
How is that physically possible? :speakles:

That's a honorary title earned by getting out of Ripanj alive.

Someone's in trouble :devil:

I'm still in the state of a complete shock.

дalex
May 28th, 2009, 04:55 PM
:speakles: What kind of sig is THAT???????!!!!

It's disgusting. :o

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 04:56 PM
That's a honorary title earned by getting out of Ripanj alive.Ohhhhh :D. I humbly accept that title :angel:I'm still in the state of a complete shock.Sit down and sip some water :awww:

Are you still at work?

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 05:01 PM
Ohhhhh :D. I humbly accept that title :angel:

Well, you deserved it fair and square, no need for humbleness. :)

Sit down and sip some water :awww:

I might have to ask Naima to lend me her psycho kit.

Are you still at work?

Yes, and as you can see I'll probably stay till midnight since I'm too distracted by tennis to do any work. :help:

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 05:07 PM
Well, you deserved it fair and square, no need for humbleness. :)If I get all :banana:, I might not be so lucky next time :unsure:I might have to ask Naima to lend me her psycho kit.Poor Moni :sad:Yes, and as you can see I'll probably stay till midnight since I'm too distracted by tennis to do any work. :help:Ditch the work and go home :cool:

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 05:14 PM
If I get all :banana:, I might not be so lucky next time :unsure:

Why would you do it again? You can relax now and work on your PhD thesis on Serbian slutty singers.

Poor Moni :sad:

Yes. :sad: Her army of admirers will be devastated. Such a waste. :sad:

Ditch the work and go home :cool:

I do that sometimes and that's why I think I might end up unemployed and living on a park bench in a very near future. :unsure:

Epigone
May 28th, 2009, 05:26 PM
Why would you do it again? You can relax now and work on your PhD thesis on Serbian slutty singers.I want a pic of myself posing in front of the "Ripanj" sign :sobbing:Yes. :sad: Her army of admirers will be devastated. Such a waste. :sad:How can you break so many hearts? :sad:I do that sometimes and that's why I think I might end up unemployed and living on a park bench in a very near future. :unsure:There are some really nice park benches in Belgrade :awww:

If you lose your job when I'm finally living in Belgrade, you can crash on my couch :angel:

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 06:25 PM
I'm the one who loves all the other Serbians but Ana. I loved her as well in the very beginning (you couldn't really be too picky when it came to Serbian tennis players... there was Monika Seleš and practically no one else :shrug:) but Ana worked hard on earning my dislike.
Also, I think Tipsy is a complete idiot and I have no idea why I love him but I do. :sobbing:
I think Novak is an awesome kid though, and I don't understand why so many people don't like him. :confused:


Ah Seles..:kiss::hearts:

So it was you then... i guess a lot of people on these boards (and JJ's forum) are more than just casual tennis fans, so they don't like a player just because they are from your country.(You, Ma & Dalex spring to mind)

oneandonly
May 28th, 2009, 06:40 PM
Danke!
Nema na cemu :angel:
That's me
:cool:


:rolls:
Most people are evil
Zoja has just been added to the evil people list :rolleyes:.
I'm rarely serious
:lol:
Where did everyone go?
To take my beauty nap, duh :rolleyes: And then I went out for a jog.
What kind of sig is THAT???????!!!!
What's wrong with it :rolleyes::angel:?
Someone's in trouble
:ras: And you very much enjoy it! :(
I'm still in the state of a complete shock.
http://i44.tinypic.com/say1ic.gif
It's disgusting.
http://i44.tinypic.com/say1ic.gif
Sit down and sip some water
Oh for god's sake :rolleyes:
I might have to ask Naima to lend me her psycho kit.
Ce n'est pas possible :mad::rolleyes:.
Poor Moni
:awww: You should have defended me :fiery:.

Yes. :sad: Her army of admirers will be devastated. Such a waste. :sad:

You have no heart missy!
How can you break so many hearts? :sad:
Thank you!

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 07:00 PM
Ah Seles..:kiss::hearts:

So it was you then... i guess a lot of people on these boards (and JJ's forum) are more than just casual tennis fans, so they don't like a player just because they are from your country.(You, Ma & Dalex spring to mind)

I think Ma and Alex are much more into tennis than myself, they even play it.
I've always followed it but not to this degree. I don't know how much it has to do with JJ being Serbian, but although I like Novak, Tipsy, Viktah and Zimonjić as well, I'm never so happy about their wins or devastated by their losses as with JJ (also, I prefer watching women's tennis to men's - as my dad would say: ''In women's tennis at least you can see the ball'' ..which doesn't really apply to Sharapova, Ana, Lindsay and the likes of them :rolleyes:)
I loved Monika but not as much as JJ. (:cookoo:)

Zoja has just been added to the evil people list :rolleyes:.

You have 5 seconds to change that sig or a day to say goodbye to your admirers (ok, 5 days, since there are so many of them, missy!



Dokić is thrashing Demented! :spit:

oneandonly
May 28th, 2009, 07:03 PM
You have 5 seconds to change that sig or a day to say goodbye to your admirers (ok, 5 days, since there are so many of them, missy!
I changed it like 1 hour ago :rolleyes:.

And my admirers are amaze :hearts:.

~Kiera~
May 28th, 2009, 07:03 PM
Dokić is thrashing Demented! :spit:

She likes to do well just at the Slams it seems :confused:

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 07:04 PM
She likes to do well just at the Slams it seems :confused:

Unlike Demented. :rolleyes:

JadeFox
May 28th, 2009, 07:05 PM
Dokić is thrashing Demented! :spit:

I checked their head to head and Dokic actually leads 5 to 3. And she's beaten Elena twice on clay.

Edit: What the Hell ESPN? Repeating Venus/Lucie match when Novak and Demented are both playing right now? Ugh! :ras:

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 07:07 PM
I checked their head to head and Dokic actually leads 5 to 3. And she's beaten Elena twice on clay.



But I suppose Dokić was a top player back then, not a part-time player. :shrug:

edit: Dokić was the better ranked player both times and one of the scores (on clay) was 0-6 7-6(3) 6-1 ...only Demented...

oneandonly
May 28th, 2009, 07:07 PM
Oh my, Demented you are still demented it seems :spit:.

Princeza
May 28th, 2009, 07:10 PM
Dokic is love and Ania is overexcited by Demented being trashed.

@Zoja: get your own kit, i'm not lending it, you amateur.

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 28th, 2009, 07:10 PM
Jelena Dokic :inlove:

JadeFox
May 28th, 2009, 07:11 PM
But I suppose Dokić was a top player back then, not a part-time player. :shrug:

She was higher ranked back then yes, but sometimes it doesn't matter when it comes to matchups. A bad matchup is a bad matchup sometimes.

oneandonly
May 28th, 2009, 07:14 PM
@Zoja: get your own kit, i'm not lending it, you amateur.
I love you Naima :hearts:

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 07:16 PM
She was higher ranked back then yes, but sometimes it doesn't matter when it comes to matchups. A bad matchup is a bad matchup sometimes.

oh, I know, I know... :sobbing: *strangling JJ*

I think Jelena D. used to thrash Jelena J. as well. :help:

Dokic is love and Ania is overexcited by Demented being trashed.

Oh, Ania, how I'll celebrate Fed getting thrashed by Tipsy, bwahaha!
I don't know for whom to cheer... I already see JJ getting to the QF only to be killed by Jelena D. :scared:

@Zoja: get your own kit, i'm not lending it, you amateur.

Well, I'm still learning and how am I supposed to make any progress if you won't lend me the necessary equipment??

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 07:18 PM
Dokic is solid, esp her serve.. but Demented..:o so many errors & DF...

:scared: A Dokic vs JJ matchup freaks me out.. she'll play like she does against Ana..:(

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 28th, 2009, 07:20 PM
Oh, Ania, how I'll celebrate Fed getting thrashed by Tipsy, bwahaha!
I don't know for whom to cheer... I already see JJ getting to the QF only to be killed by Jelena D. :scared:


Oh boohoo, I'm so scared :nerner:
But seriously now, he faces Tipsarevic? Well, he was good against Lopez, but like I said earlier, Roger is GOAT, the rest are just pretenders :devil:

Go Jelena :hearts:
Match between two Jelena's would be just :drool:

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 07:20 PM
oh, I know, I know... :sobbing: *strangling JJ*

I think Jelena D. used to thrash Jelena J. as well. :help:

I don't know for whom to cheer... I already see JJ getting to the QF only to be killed by Jelena D. :scared:



:hearts: I'm feeling the exact same way..

H2H:1-0
Dokic bt JJ 7-6(0),4-4 ret. (2003 Shanghai Rd32)

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 07:21 PM
OMG, what happened to Dokic? She stopped playing...back injury..:o:o:sad:

JadeFox
May 28th, 2009, 07:22 PM
oh, I know, I know... :sobbing: *strangling JJ*

I think Jelena D. used to thrash Jelena J. as well. :help:



Actually according the WTA Tour site, JD and JJ only played once. A match that JJ retired from.

I wonder what full match between JD and JJ be like? :scratch:

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 28th, 2009, 07:22 PM
Oh noes, what's with Jelena :bigcry:

дalex
May 28th, 2009, 07:23 PM
OMG Dokic's got a back injury!?

Princeza
May 28th, 2009, 07:24 PM
Jelena Dokic :inlove:

The N.1 Jelena :inlove:

I love you Naima :hearts:

Bribery and compliments don't work with me. I could kill you for this huge sig mistake.


Well, I'm still learning and how am I supposed to make any progress if you won't lend me the necessary equipment??

I could coach you but there's a mental step to do first. And if you're as good as your compatriots in this department, we won't get along.

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 07:24 PM
It seems serious.. she's didn't finish the game.. the commentator says it looks like a bad injury.. she might not be able to play..:sad::sad:

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 07:25 PM
Dokic is solid, esp her serve.. but Demented..:o so many errors & DF...

:scared: A Dokic vs JJ matchup freaks me out.. she'll play like she does against Ana..:(

:scared::sobbing:
JD would kill JJ.

Oh boohoo, I'm so scared :nerner:
But seriously now, he faces Tipsarevic? Well, he was good against Lopez,

No, Tipsy is playing Murray next, but it doesn't really matter for Fed, does it? :p


but like I said earlier, Roger is GOAT, the rest are just pretenders :devil:

Yes, yes. The greatest crybaby of all time.

Go Jelena :hearts:
Match between two Jelena's would be just :drool:

It would, but only if you're a JD fan and JJ hater.

I love you Naima :hearts:

Oh, wise decision regarding that sig, missy!

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 07:28 PM
OMG, what happened to Dokic? She stopped playing...back injury..:o:o:sad:

:speakles:
Hey! I didn't want that to happen to her! :sad:

Actually according the WTA Tour site, JD and JJ only played once. A match that JJ retired from.

I wonder what full match between JD and JJ be like? :scratch:

I must have mixed it up with something. :scratch: I think Alex told me the two of them had some conflicts while playing for the Fed Cup team and being crazy as they both are...

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 28th, 2009, 07:29 PM
No, Tipsy is playing Murray next, but it doesn't really matter for Fed, does it? :p

Oh so it matters for Andy, I love him too :awww:

Yes, yes. The greatest crybaby of all time.

So rude :o

It would, but only if you're a JD fan and JJ hater.

:ras:
Our JJ would win :angel:

JadeFox
May 28th, 2009, 07:31 PM
What? She got injured?! Oh god talk about NO LUCK!!!

I hope it isn't too bad! :hug:

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 28th, 2009, 07:31 PM
Jelena is back, I hope she's fine :awww:

EDIT: Back to owning :drool:

JadeFox
May 28th, 2009, 07:32 PM
I must have mixed it up with something. :scratch: I think Alex told me the two of them had some conflicts while playing for the Fed Cup team and being crazy as they both are...

I have no clue about that, but yeah they're both emotional so I could see some drama there. :lol:

oneandonly
May 28th, 2009, 07:35 PM
Have you seen the schedule for tomorrow? :spit::rolls:

MLdeB on Chatrier and Safina on Court 1 :rolls:

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 28th, 2009, 07:35 PM
Oh no :sobbing:
Poor Jelena is crying, this is over :sobbing:

JadeFox
May 28th, 2009, 07:35 PM
Jelena is back, I hope she's fine :awww:

EDIT: Back to owning :drool:

Here's hoping she can finish the match, regardless of the score. :bounce:

MaBaker
May 28th, 2009, 07:36 PM
Get it together Elena :weirdo:

~Kiera~
May 28th, 2009, 07:36 PM
Poor Jelena. She's really upset.

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 07:39 PM
Have you seen the schedule for tomorrow? :spit::rolls:

MLdeB on Chatrier and Safina on Court 1 :rolls:

Not that surprising... they always put the French players on the top courts.. they've being doing it for years now..:shrug:

I'm kinda surprised they didn't find a way to fit Dinara on Lenglen..

Why is Dokic still playing??:sad:

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 07:40 PM
I could coach you but there's a mental step to do first. And if you're as good as your compatriots in this department, we won't get along.

Oh, hell... I'm afraid I have even more mental problems than JJ and Ana combined.

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 07:41 PM
She retired..:sad: Demented was so sweet.. she walked up to her chair and rubbed/patted her back..:kiss:

Princeza
May 28th, 2009, 07:42 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

She's cursed :sobbing: :bigcry: :hysteric: :tears: :sad:

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 07:43 PM
Jelena Dokić is a girl with the lousiest luck I've ever seen...

JadeFox
May 28th, 2009, 07:45 PM
Yeah that's horrible. :hug:

And good on Elena for being classy about it. :yeah:

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 28th, 2009, 07:46 PM
I've never been sadder about someone's "loss" :sad: Poor Jelena, heartbreaking.

MaBaker
May 28th, 2009, 07:46 PM
Elena is such a nice girl :hug:

Kampi
May 28th, 2009, 07:47 PM
My god, what a tragedy with Dokic. She was really about to win this match. Feel so very sorry for her now.:sad: Really brutal to go out of RG like this.

Princeza
May 28th, 2009, 07:49 PM
Oh, hell... I'm afraid I have even more mental problems than JJ and Ana combined.

I should double hate you then.


Classy Elena ;)

Nina.
May 28th, 2009, 07:50 PM
Never been a Dokic fan but I feel so sorry for her :awww:

Oh, hell... I'm afraid I have even more mental problems than JJ and Ana combined.

Really??? Then you need professional help...althoug...it's probably too much, you're doomed! :p

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 08:00 PM
Yeah that's horrible. :hug:

And good on Elena for being classy about it. :yeah:

Elena is such a nice girl :hug:

Classy Elena ;)

Elena is a darling. :hearts:
But I have no idea how JD is going to get over this new setback. :sad:

I should double hate you then.

Why do you hate me??? :bigcry:

Really??? Then you need professional help...althoug...it's probably too much, you're doomed! :p

I know. They tried everything but to no avail. :tears:

MaBaker
May 28th, 2009, 08:01 PM
Really??? Then you need professional help...althoug...it's probably too much, you're doomed! :p
She is doomed. Tragedy :sad:

Just Do It
May 28th, 2009, 08:06 PM
I am :speakles:

Princeza
May 28th, 2009, 08:10 PM
Why do you hate me??? :bigcry:

Because you would have been confused if I said the opposite.

Optima
May 28th, 2009, 08:16 PM
What a shitty day :o I stay up to 6AM watching Jelena win comfortably but barely hitting a serve over 2MPH, Lucie loses after having a match point, and then (not even being a Dokic fan) seeing Jelena retire in tears.

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 08:20 PM
Because you would have been confused if I said the opposite.

:scratch: Well, that's true.

She is doomed. Tragedy :sad:

Oh? Next time ask Costanza to text you the results.

Just Do It
May 28th, 2009, 08:21 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/96/fullj.f0caaf72c3d95108a991fb2b9202578d/f0caaf72c3d95108a991fb2b9202578d-getty-86151623jd231_2009_french_o.jpg

Elena :awww:

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 08:22 PM
Danilo, how did it happen? How did Jelena injure herself?

MaBaker
May 28th, 2009, 08:26 PM
^I voted :angel:


Oh? Next time ask Costanza to text you the results.
I'm too shy for that. You're stuck with me, I'm afraid :tears:

Just Do It
May 28th, 2009, 08:27 PM
Danilo, how did it happen? How did Jelena injure herself?

I will explain in Serbian.
Ma jako je cudno bilo, spremila se za ritern i Elena izbacila prvi servis u aut i Jelena se samo odjednom uhvatila za ledja. Nije uopste napravila nikakav nagli pokret, cak se uopste nije ni pomerala ... valjda ce na konferenciji za stampu reci sta je tacno bilo.

Just Do It
May 28th, 2009, 08:28 PM
And you guys should support me and out fellow JJ fan ( StunnaLights ) by giving a plus to us and a minus to some pair you dont like :angel: You can vote every two hours :angel:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=379936&page=26

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 08:30 PM
I will explain in Serbian.
Ma jako je cudno bilo, spremila se za ritern i Elena izbacila prvi servis u aut i Jelena se samo odjednom uhvatila za ledja. Nije uopste napravila nikakav nagli pokret, cak se uopste nije ni pomerala ... valjda ce na konferenciji za stampu reci sta je tacno bilo.

pih bre, koliki je ta devojka baksuz, nemam reči. A je l' može biti da je to jer nije dovoljno fizički spremna jer malo igra? Možda se samo ušinula?

Just Do It
May 28th, 2009, 08:32 PM
pih bre, koliki je ta devojka baksuz, nemam reči. A je l' može biti da je to jer nije dovoljno fizički spremna jer malo igra? Možda se samo ušinula?

Moguce. Ja bih joj onda preporucio onu cuvenu kremu za isijas i reumu sto se reklamira na RTS-u :rolls:

Princeza
May 28th, 2009, 08:34 PM
En français, svp :ras:

Kim's_fan_4ever
May 28th, 2009, 08:39 PM
Let's all start talking in our mother tongues, it will be fun :D

Cześć, jak się macie? :D

Brena
May 28th, 2009, 08:43 PM
En français, svp :ras:

Ah, oui, bien sure. Alors, Danilo est revolutionaire, et j'ai besoin d'un mouton volant anglo-francais. Aussi, j'ai un chou mais , malheuresemant, ma tante n'a pas un cadillac rouge. Helene Jancovique est la plus grande idiote j'ai jamais vu dans ma vie! Assez?

Optima
May 28th, 2009, 08:46 PM
I get stuck with English :o How boring :sobbing: Plain as hell language.

дalex
May 28th, 2009, 08:48 PM
And you guys should support me and out fellow JJ fan ( StunnaLights ) by giving a plus to us and a minus to some pair you dont like :angel: You can vote every two hours :angel:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=379936&page=26

I voted, but I'm not gonna vote every two hours. :spit:

And next time I'll vote for Mikey and Andreas, they're both JJ fans, too.

Zoja, couldn't help yourself voting against Nikkie? :spit:

MaBaker
May 28th, 2009, 08:49 PM
And you guys should support me and out fellow JJ fan ( StunnaLights ) by giving a plus to us and a minus to some pair you dont like :angel: You can vote every two hours :angel:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=379936&page=26
lol, I don't get it :sobbing:

Ah, oui, bien sure. Alors, Danilo est revolutionaire, et j'ai besoin d'un mouton volant anglo-francais. Aussi, j'ai un chou mais , malheuresemant, ma tante n'a pas un cadillac rouge. Helene Jancovique est la plus grande idiote j'ai jamais vu dans ma vie! Assez?
Pot pourri, pot pourri... Boeuf a la mode, as the French say.

ms_nut
May 28th, 2009, 08:51 PM
What a shitty day :o I stay up to 6AM watching Jelena win comfortably but barely hitting a serve over 2MPH, Lucie loses after having a match point, and then (not even being a Dokic fan) seeing Jelena retire in tears.

:lol: You forgot to add Cornet's loss to your shitty day..oh and Wickmayer as well..

дalex
May 28th, 2009, 08:52 PM
Helene Jancovique est la plus grande idiote j'ai jamais vu dans ma vie!

:bowdown: