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Optima
Nov 2nd, 2009, 07:50 PM
4000 posts :D It had to be here. I'm such a slow poster :rolls:

дalex
Nov 2nd, 2009, 07:52 PM
Well, the actual, no-way-back turning point was the "you have to have a winning record against the Williams to be #1". Okay, JJ. Just sit down and keep your mouth shut. :fiery:

Tsk tsk... I don't usually argue with actual Jeja haters, but I love you so I'll make an exception. :lol:

Seriously, Jelena only says things like that to make herself look important. She's said many times that Dinara worked really hard to become #1 and that she deserved it. It doesn't even matter that by saying so she was actually explaining her own #1 ranking. :p

MaBaker
Nov 2nd, 2009, 07:54 PM
You guys are hilarious, and make me smile so...enough said :D
:unsure: brena is right, you're a nice guy :hug:

Btw Zoja, save some Jejahate for FC.

redsonja
Nov 2nd, 2009, 07:57 PM
Tsk tsk... I don't usually argue with actual Jeja haters, but I love you so I'll make an exception. :lol:

Seriously, Jelena only says things like that to make herself look important. She's said many times that Dinara worked really hard to become #1 and that she deserved it. It doesn't even matter that by saying so she was actually explaining her own #1 ranking. :p

I am absolutely aware of that, and it's another thing that I suddenly had no patience for this year. :p

So, um... what else is new? :o I can't believe we're sitting here talking about her in the off-topic thread. :lol:

Optima
Nov 2nd, 2009, 07:57 PM
I still have a hangover from hell, straight from the mouth of Cerberus :shrug: Not to mention lingering guilt from the weekend.

Brena
Nov 2nd, 2009, 07:58 PM
Seriously, Jelena only says things like that to make herself look important. She's said many times that Dinara worked really hard to become #1 and that she deserved it. It doesn't even matter that by saying so she was actually explaining her own #1 ranking. :p

Yep. As if JJ cares who Dinara (or anyone else who is not JJ) is and what their ranking is and what their H2Hs are. I'm positively sure she wasn't trying to put Dinara down, not because she's too nice for that or that she sympathises with Dinara, but because she just doesn't care - she was still trying to defend herself and tell the world how fabulous she is.

Brena
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:01 PM
Btw Zoja, save some Jejahate for FC.

Like I'm going to the FC! The Russians will send Kleybanova and Chaky and I don't need more tennis-related traumas. I'll just go to Baby Anči's matches in my new T-shirt. :)

I still have a hangover from hell, straight from the mouth of Cerberus :shrug: Not to mention lingering guilt from the weekend.

:rolls:

Optima
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:07 PM
:rolls:

It was bad. With raspberry vodka in hand, I hung all over this straight guy the entire night, was about to kiss him, and instead somehow my conscious told me to respect him and so I ended up just licking his face. He was cool with it, he thought it was funny but I'm just like...

:explode:

I'm a dumbass :lol:

дalex
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:09 PM
So, um... what else is new? :o I can't believe we're sitting here talking about her in the off-topic thread. :lol:

We're talking about Jelena losing fans left & right. I think that Veronika poster started hating Jelena after that Scandal/Svet interview in which Jelena allegedly said that she hopes the lesbians on tour won't make a move on her. :lol:

Not much is new. I have a cold now. I'm positively sure it's not swine flu, so I'll live. Yay! :banana:

I'm positively sure she wasn't trying to put Dinara down, not because she's too nice for that or that she sympathises with Dinara, but because she just doesn't care - she was still trying to defend herself and tell the world how fabulous she is.

She is fabulous! She's just confused and a bit of an idiot. :hug:

redsonja
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:11 PM
We're talking about Jelena losing fans left & right. I think that Veronika poster started hating Jelena after that Scandal/Svet interview in which Jelena allegedly said that she hopes the lesbians on tour won't make a move on her. :lol:
God, wasn't that like a zillion years ago? :lol: Or was there another one? :unsure:

Not much is new. I have a cold now. I'm positively sure it's not swine flu, so I'll live. Yay! :banana:
Congratulations! :aparty:

Optima
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:13 PM
One of my best friends had the swine flu.. :unsure: She said it wasn't that bad though, it was more like a cold, nothing much more than that..

дalex
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:16 PM
It was bad. With raspberry vodka in hand, I hung all over this straight guy the entire night, was about to kiss him, and instead somehow my conscious told me to respect him and so I ended up just licking his face. He was cool with it, he thought it was funny but I'm just like...

:explode:

I'm a dumbass :lol:

Shameless! :speakles:

No wonder you're a Jelena fan. :lol:

God, wasn't that like a zillion years ago? :lol: Or was there another one? :unsure:

It was, but that's when it all started. :lol:

Congratulations! :aparty:

:lol:

So what's new with you? Everything okay at work?

Are they treating you well in the Dominion? :lol:

MaBaker
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:17 PM
Like I'm going to the FC! The Russians will send Kleybanova and Chaky and I don't need more tennis-related traumas. I'll just go to Baby Anči's matches in my new T-shirt. :)

You'll miss Dileja-Demented epic match. That's just rude :o

дalex
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:23 PM
One of my best friends had the swine flu.. :unsure: She said it wasn't that bad though, it was more like a cold, nothing much more than that..

Are you saying that I have swine flu?

I think I already had it in June. :speakles: Then I had high fever. If I had it right now I'd be freaking out.

redsonja
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:23 PM
One of my best friends had the swine flu.. :unsure: She said it wasn't that bad though, it was more like a cold, nothing much more than that..
One of my coworkers just came out of hospital with swine flu. It was scary. :scared:

So what's new with you? Everything okay at work?
Lost my job, was unemployed for 5 months, got a new one, will be moving out of the country within the year. It's a little nuts. :lol:

Are they treating you well in the Dominion? :lol:
As well as they can, I suppose. :lol:

Optima
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:26 PM
Are you saying that I have swine flu?

I think I already had it in June. :speakles: Then I had high fever. If I had it right now I'd be freaking out.

No, not at all :lol: I guess I should be freaking out too, because I've had an off and on cold for the past few weeks..I guess it varies from person to person. Feel better though!

дalex
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:29 PM
Lost my job, was unemployed for 5 months, got a new one, will be moving out of the country within the year. It's a little nuts. :lol:

Wow, you've been through a lot this year. So, where are you going?

As well as they can, I suppose. :lol:

They can't be better than us... :lol:

Brena
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:30 PM
It was bad. With raspberry vodka in hand, I hung all over this straight guy the entire night, was about to kiss him, and instead somehow my conscious told me to respect him and so I ended up just licking his face. He was cool with it, he thought it was funny but I'm just like...

:explode:

I'm a dumbass :lol:

:haha::worship:
At least you had a fun weekend.

We're talking about Jelena losing fans left & right. I think that Veronika poster started hating Jelena after that Scandal/Svet interview in which Jelena allegedly said that she hopes the lesbians on tour won't make a move on her. :lol:

Lies! Jelena wants everyone to make moves on her. :rolleyes:

She is fabulous! She's just confused and a bit of an idiot. :hug:

I agree except with the fabulous part.

You'll miss Dileja-Demented epic match. That's just rude :o

They'll send Demented only if their Fed Cup head coach is severely mentally-challenged. They'll send Kleybanova and Chakster, you heard it here first.

redsonja
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:36 PM
Wow, you've been through a lot this year. So, where are you going?
Right now, Ukraine. It can always change, though. :unsure:

They can't be better than us... :lol:
They're developing nicely. :lol:

дalex
Nov 2nd, 2009, 08:46 PM
No, not at all :lol: I guess I should be freaking out too, because I've had an off and on cold for the past few weeks..I guess it varies from person to person. Feel better though!

I'm feeling fine actually. Runny nose and a bit of cough. Should be back at normal in couple of days.

Right now, Ukraine. It can always change, though. :unsure:

Say hi to Mrs. President. :hearts: Or is she a Mrs. Prime Minister?

I read that Ukraine's been hit real hard by the swine flu. :scared:

They're developing nicely. :lol:

How many fans does Dinara have really? Not much in the GM as far as I can see. But Dominion has a lot of posts so I guess most of them are there.

Dinara is really nice and all, but she's a bit boring to me. And her game isn't really appealing. It's better than Irina's (Jelena of Beijing 2009), that's for sure. :lol:

redsonja
Nov 2nd, 2009, 09:02 PM
Say hi to Mrs. President. :hearts: Or is she a Mrs. Prime Minister?
Right now she's Prime Minister, running for President. At least, according to Wikipedia. :lol:

I read that Ukraine's been hit real hard by the swine flu. :scared:
Well, I'm not supposed to leave for almost a year (language training :o), so hopefully it'll be over. I'm not eligible for swine flu vaccine here, I'm not in any of the risk groups. :o

How many fans does Dinara have really? Not much in the GM as far as I can see. But Dominion has a lot of posts so I guess most of them are there.
I don't know. :shrug: I haven't taken a census. :lol:

Dinara is really nice and all, but she's a bit boring to me. And her game isn't really appealing. It's better than Irina's (Jelena of Beijing 2009), that's for sure. :lol:
I know, I'm so confused given that unless she's really playing well, I don't like her game very much. :lol: I just find her an appealing person, I guess, and I've always felt a little sorry for her, what with the impossible-to-live-up-to Marat legacy and all-- and then this year I started feeling really sorry for her. Between the press and the coach and Serena, at some point it was just like, "Damn, won't someone give that girl some love?" :p So... I did. :lol:

дalex
Nov 2nd, 2009, 09:13 PM
I know, I'm so confused given that unless she's really playing well, I don't like her game very much. :lol: I just find her an appealing person, I guess, and I've always felt a little sorry for her, what with the impossible-to-live-up-to Marat legacy and all-- and then this year I started feeling really sorry for her. Between the press and the coach and Serena, at some point it was just like, "Damn, won't someone give that girl some love?" :p So... I did. :lol:

:lol:

I have to go now. Don't bee a stranger, Sonj. And go back to liking Jelena next season! :(

Snex
Nov 5th, 2009, 10:12 AM
Consequences of the vaccine against the Swine Flu. :speakles: :scared: :scared: :scared:

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Some info:

I'm a qualified pharmacist. I've been researching the swine flu vaccine that our government has bought for us (using our money, by the way) and its a hundred times more dangerous than the swine flu itself. Something that freaked me out is that several swine flu vaccine manufacturers have asked governments to give them an exemption from lawsuits, in case the vaccine caused harm in people.
If you made a vaccine that you knew worked, then why would you need a legal exemption in case it hurt people? Massive warning sign. They don't believe its safe. The swine flu itself has killed about 2/3000 people total. The regular flu kills 40 000 plus per year- so why are we freaking out about swine flu, and not normal flu? Does that make sense? No. If the regular flu kills 40 000 plus per year, and the swine flu only killed 2/3 000 - then why are governments buying it in advance, giving it to us for free, and giving drug manufacturers immunity to legal cases against them? Does that make sense? No.

The swine flu vaccine contains 2 horribly dangerous compounds - one is called thimerosol. It is made 50% of mercury. It binds to receptors in your brain, and
basically causes brain damage. Is it smart to be injected with thimerosol, and get brain damage, dropping 10 IQ points and going dumb, in order to avoid getting a flu that kills 95% less people than regular flu? No. The other horrible in gredient is called squalene. Squalene accidentally tricks your immune system into killing your own cells, which creates autoimmune diseases like asthma, multiple scelerosis, diabetes, and a bunch of diseases that we don't have a name for yet (because squalene hasnt been used for that long, and we have little data on its effects) - is it smart to inject yourself with that stuff, in order to avoid a relatively mild flu, like the swine flu? No. If you're a pregnant mother about to take Panvax, ask yourself this - why would you take Panvax, when it contains Neomycin and Polymyxin B Sulfate - both of which exhibit positive risk to unborn children - so as to avoid what? A mild flu, that kills 95% fewer people than the regular flu? Look, I'm a funny guy. Yeah, I make good Facebook groups. People join them by the thousands, and laugh. But I'm also a qualified pharmacist. I scored in the top 0.1% of my state in school.

I'm expert at critical analysis of drugs and their effects on humans. And let me be blunt -if someone came up to me with a syringe full of swine flu vaccine, or came near my family with one -I would take the needle off them and poke them with it myself - followed by several very hard punches. This stuff is poison. Don't take it. Don't let your friends take it. Don't let your family take it. If some idiot in a lab coat asks you if you want it, ask them about thimerosol, squalene, and why the company making it wants legal exemption from being sued, and watch their face go into "omg (O my God) I'm being asked serious questions that I don't have the answer to" mode.

:scared: :scared: :scared:

ms_nut
Nov 5th, 2009, 03:06 PM
:( More and more scare tactics by the media...

If you want to truly see the miracle of vaccines, all you need to do is go to a third world country.. see how many babies die of illnesses that can be prevented by vaccines.

As for the mercury levels in the vaccine.. you can get 100x more of it just by breastfeeding your child for 4 months,,,

The "pharmacist" has said that the compounds in the vaccine can kill you.. but hasn't mentioned anything about the concentration etc.. heck, even too much water can kill you.

Thimerosal is used in vaccines to prevent microbial contamination.

And the biggest joke is the squalene... we human beings naturally produce it in our bodies :)

Optima
Nov 5th, 2009, 07:00 PM
bljXpMnYxw0

xy-Y-beqk3M

Lucie is love :rolls: So awkward, shy and cute :inlove:

Aleks :inlove:

Snex
Nov 5th, 2009, 09:27 PM
Wickmayer suspended. :tape:

Optima
Nov 5th, 2009, 09:35 PM
I'm devestated.

jj_625
Nov 7th, 2009, 08:24 AM
Um so guys, I expect a lot of you use t3nnis.tv oui? How the hell do I "reseed" 'cause I'm about to get "banned" 'cause my "ratio" is low. The instructions on the site make no sense to me. :help:

Snex
Nov 7th, 2009, 11:52 AM
Um so guys, I expect a lot of you use t3nnis.tv oui? How the hell do I "reseed" 'cause I'm about to get "banned" 'cause my "ratio" is low. The instructions on the site make no sense to me. :help:

As far as I can remember, when you open the torrent that you uploaded you'll find there the menu reseed. I think that you should click and start reseeding. :shrug:

I mean, open the torrent on the website and click reseed.

Kim's_fan_4ever
Nov 8th, 2009, 02:49 PM
http://tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=395613

:angel:

oneandonly
Nov 8th, 2009, 02:58 PM
I hate:

Janković

I like:

Everyone else
Disgusting. Someone please ban her :rolleyes:

Just Do It
Nov 8th, 2009, 04:41 PM
OMG everyone is hating JJ :(

omgezani
Nov 8th, 2009, 05:32 PM
OMG everyone is hating JJ :(

Many people don't love her.
Why? :confused:

MaBaker
Nov 8th, 2009, 06:51 PM
OMG everyone is hating JJ :(
Deserved.

Roookie
Nov 8th, 2009, 07:49 PM
OMG everyone is hating JJ :(

Either you hate to love her or you love to hate her. :lol:

Brena
Nov 8th, 2009, 09:48 PM
Disgusting. Someone please ban her :rolleyes:

Well, it's not my fault she's not likeable anymore! She needs to realise she's begun acting like an idiot and playing like Brie Whitehead on a very bad day and snap out of it. Then, I'll love her again. :)

Snex
Nov 9th, 2009, 08:13 AM
I forgave her. :shrug: Still love JJ. :sobbing: But I'll keep Demented on my avy throughout 2010, and that's just my answer to her behaviour.

Caralenko
Nov 12th, 2009, 04:25 AM
http://tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=395789

:tears: For Alex.

-NAJ-
Nov 14th, 2009, 09:50 PM
jiu6vlYnB1w
:haha::haha::haha::haha:

Snex
Nov 14th, 2009, 10:14 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

Just Do It
Nov 15th, 2009, 06:37 PM
http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=395955 We should win this :)

Snex
Nov 15th, 2009, 07:06 PM
I voted for Demented. :shrug: We'll see what will JJ do in 2010. She totally failed in 2009. :awww:

дalex
Nov 15th, 2009, 09:22 PM
I voted for Demented. :shrug: We'll see what will JJ do in 2010. She totally failed in 2009. :awww:

Did you understand the thread title? :unsure:

You were supposed to vote for your favorite top 10 player.

Snex
Nov 15th, 2009, 09:39 PM
Did you understand the thread title? :unsure:

You were supposed to vote for your favorite top 10 player.

For 2009 favorite. ;) And, Demented was better + she beat both Williams brothers sisters in 2009. I know that JJ has better potential, but in 2009 she was :smash: and I'm still protesting. :( Besides, Terjw voted for Caro, as well as Wayn. :shrug:

дalex
Nov 15th, 2009, 10:00 PM
For 2009 favorite. ;) And, Demented was better + she beat both Williams brothers sisters in 2009. I know that JJ has better potential, but in 2009 she was :smash: and I'm still protesting. :( Besides, Terjw voted for Caro, as well as Wayn. :shrug:

Oh, okay then (http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=16790065&postcount=80).

WHO did Wayn vote for? :spit:

Snex
Nov 15th, 2009, 10:08 PM
Wayn voted for Sveta. :awww:

Therefore, don't misunderstand me, JJ is my #1 and will stay my #1 forever. Demented was better in 2009, and that was the point of voting. :shrug: Whoever beats WS, I :worship:

The thread title: Who is your favorite player from 2009 WTA Top 10?

I already put JJ on the 1st position in Who're your faves & who do you hate/dislike? | 2009 edition! Post your lists now! thread

-NAJ-
Nov 15th, 2009, 10:13 PM
I voted for Demented.
:eek:

дalex
Nov 15th, 2009, 10:15 PM
I don't mind... I just don't think that was the point of that thread.

Snex
Nov 15th, 2009, 10:18 PM
http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=16819286&postcount=4857

:shrug:

-NAJ-
Nov 15th, 2009, 10:20 PM
what is wrong with that? i don't get:rolleyes:

Snex
Nov 18th, 2009, 01:56 PM
Well, I picked up my new ID and passport from the Ministry of Interior and I look like this: :o

http://i694.photobucket.com/albums/vv306/Associatedbre/Fun/snexcopy.jpg

:hysteric: :hysteric: :hysteric:

Jelena spreads Irina through her fan base. :tape: We're all in danger, guys. :scared: However, if she does better in 2010 I'll accept Irina. :shrug:

Princeza
Nov 18th, 2009, 02:08 PM
Well, I picked up my new ID and passport from the Ministry of Interior and I look like this: :o

http://i694.photobucket.com/albums/vv306/Associatedbre/Fun/snexcopy.jpg


You're hot.

Snex
Nov 18th, 2009, 02:12 PM
You're hot.

No, I'm not. My hair is lighter, and I have bangs (Miffedmax would like me :lol:). But that scary face... :help:

Princeza
Nov 18th, 2009, 02:21 PM
No, I'm not. My hair is lighter, and I have bangs (Miffedmax would like me :lol:). But that scary face... :help:

What's wrong with Irina's look? I think it's totally charming.

Miffedmax will stalk you now.

Brena
Nov 18th, 2009, 02:45 PM
What's wrong with Irina's look? I think it's totally charming.

Yes, her smile lights up the room!

Optima
Nov 18th, 2009, 04:59 PM
Snoopy and Woodstock :D I approve.

RFS
Nov 19th, 2009, 06:16 AM
For Grand Prix fans... Hamilton & Button in the same team (oh Cat - where are you - we miss your Button-eque ramblings)... I think it's a big mistake for Button and he's just gonna get totally raped by Hamilton next year...

Brena
Nov 21st, 2009, 09:25 PM
Hurry up, only 9 more left!!!!!1111!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CLIFF-RICHARD-COTTON-TOILET-SEAT-COVER_W0QQitemZ120490311703QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_M usic_Music_Memorabilia_LE?hash=item1c0dc84017

Snex
Nov 21st, 2009, 09:35 PM
Hurry up, only 9 more left!!!!!1111!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CLIFF-RICHARD-COTTON-TOILET-SEAT-COVER_W0QQitemZ120490311703QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_M usic_Music_Memorabilia_LE?hash=item1c0dc84017

:rolls:

Optima
Nov 22nd, 2009, 07:27 AM
MLvNGZjMt8I

:rolls: :rolls: :rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

"the wolf! the fucking wolf! it's a proper fucking wolf!"

RFS
Nov 23rd, 2009, 07:46 AM
I saw Twilight for the first time the other day ... I can kinda understand what the (teenage) hype is all about... but I am a person raised on Buffy so not seeing him dust in the sunlight was a disappointment :devil:

I don't know that I'd go see it at the flicks (being considerably older than most of its viewers)... but I think if the DVD happened to be in HMV's 2 for the price of 1 sale - I might get it... I do think wolf-guy looks WAY hotter with the shorter hair (yes I am probably old enough to be his MOTHER but a girl can dream!)

Wrekin
Nov 24th, 2009, 08:40 AM
Hurry up, only 9 more left!!!!!1111!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CLIFF-RICHARD-COTTON-TOILET-SEAT-COVER_W0QQitemZ120490311703QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_M usic_Music_Memorabilia_LE?hash=item1c0dc84017

This begs the question of what you were actually looking for when you found this :unsure:

Daruma.
Nov 28th, 2009, 07:24 PM
I dedicate this song to Irina Jankovic :)

I hope all of you get the theme of the song. Totally for Irina!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXp6oTYL5GE&feature=related

Kendime yeni bir ben lazım!

Translation from Turkish to English ( by google! )

This year did not go well
I have to say
fate did not choose me
but else should see
Maybe I need to restart suddenly
I used to worship today, I have to stoning
a new love a new job
I need a reason to laugh again
a news a new destiny
I got a chance for them
a new attitude, new touch
I need to explore individual
a new life stale rest
I got myself a new
got myself a new reason
beautiful day has not passed
I need to forget
and my face as I stood
I need to swagger a little bit
always inside me at
I have to tell
and a win at all
wholesale need this to be boiled
a new love a new job
I need a reason to laugh again
a news a new destiny
I got a chance for them
new touch a new position
I need to explore individual
a new life stale rest
got myself a new reason

ce
Nov 30th, 2009, 03:27 PM
i have a question
i ordered some stuff from amazon.com
when do they take money from your account,after they inform you that your item is shipped ?
please respond

-NAJ-
Dec 1st, 2009, 07:13 PM
:wavey:problems with swimsuit
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/2557/article007683f12000005d.jpg

Poor Serena while messing around in the sea on a Barbados beach she suffered an embarrassing slip-up when her strapless swimsuit rolled down but like she is a great funny person she just laughed off the incident.

Snex
Dec 1st, 2009, 07:19 PM
:rolls: Thank you NAJ for this pic. This reminds me that I must start with the diet. :tape:

Just Do It
Dec 5th, 2009, 06:52 PM
http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=16890436&postcount=210

Some of the Jankobitces are in the draw :rocker2:

-NAJ-
Dec 5th, 2009, 08:21 PM
Go Jankobitces :)))


Serena in action, more photos

http://multimedia.ekstrabladet.dk/eb/archive/00495/Serena1_495878f.jpg
http://multimedia.ekstrabladet.dk/eb/archive/00495/Serena3_495880f.jpg
http://multimedia.ekstrabladet.dk/eb/archive/00495/Serena2_495881f.jpg
http://multimedia.ekstrabladet.dk/eb/archive/00495/Serena4_495879f.jpg

Kim's_fan_4ever
Dec 5th, 2009, 08:23 PM
Great, I didn't even know I was part of this stupid contest :rolleyes:
And even better, I can't withdraw anymore :rolleyes::sobbing:

Snex
Dec 6th, 2009, 12:22 AM
Go Jankobitces :)))


Serena in action, more photos

http://multimedia.ekstrabladet.dk/eb/archive/00495/Serena1_495878f.jpg

:o OMG! I'm not that fat! :rocker: :bigclap:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=16890436&postcount=210

Some of the Jankobitces are in the draw :rocker2:

Thanks God I'm not included one more stupid game. :D :worship:

MaBaker
Dec 6th, 2009, 06:12 PM
http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=16890436&postcount=210

Some of the Jankobitces are in the draw :rocker2:
Oh, someone pm me when it's time to vote against for Alex.

ChriS.
Dec 6th, 2009, 07:09 PM
Oh, someone pm me when it's time to vote against for Alex.Well you will have two chances as he is in the draw twice!

(WC) Дalex vs Vlad Tepes
(31) Rocketta vs (WC) Дalex

MaBaker
Dec 6th, 2009, 07:23 PM
Well you will have two chances as he is in the draw twice!
I had no idea that he is that popular :disbelief:

ChriS.
Dec 6th, 2009, 07:27 PM
I had no idea that he is that popular :disbelief:You got it wrong - they gave him two chances because he is so unpopular!

дalex
Dec 6th, 2009, 08:09 PM
Oh, someone pm me when it's time to vote against for Alex.

Well you will have two chances as he is in the draw twice!

I had no idea that he is that popular :disbelief:

You got it wrong - they gave him two chances because he is so unpopular!

:rolleyes:

I hadn't noticed I was in the draw twice. I like the first section better so I'm not gonna report the mistake yet. :lol:

MaBaker
Dec 6th, 2009, 08:29 PM
I hadn't noticed I was in the draw twice. I like the first section better so I'm not gonna report the mistake yet. :lol:
Isn't that some kind of a cheating ? (http://i49.tinypic.com/qx2jbs.gif)

дalex
Dec 6th, 2009, 08:39 PM
Possibly. Not sure. Don't care. (http://i40.tinypic.com/2jea9fl.jpg)

-NAJ-
Dec 6th, 2009, 10:32 PM
Caro on twitter
Does anyone know anything about extensions in the hair? Does it destroy the hair a lot?

:banghead::banghead:

Optima
Dec 18th, 2009, 05:17 AM
XIe-WslMJX8

He needs to come serenade me now. NOW.

Snex
Dec 18th, 2009, 09:34 AM
It's so boring without JJ. :hysteric: :hysteric: :hysteric:

:speakles: I found this on Youtube by chance. :tape: :o I'd like to see the face of this jerk. :lol:

ANfctvwpLVc

:rolls:

-NAJ-
Dec 21st, 2009, 10:43 PM
OMG ksenija:lol:
e2dRDOaxPmU

Epigone
Dec 22nd, 2009, 12:54 PM
OMG ksenija:lol:
e2dRDOaxPmUI heard that song a few months ago and was told that I was disgusting for listening to it :o

Ne znam sta bih radila bez tebe
ti sve mi platis, a retko me j***s
da nisam spazila tu figuru vrelu
jos bih ja sa svojima zivela na selu

:sobbing:

-NAJ-
Dec 22nd, 2009, 03:41 PM
Song is funny. Of course many will tell it's bad for young people to listen that but it's just a joke song.Parody. Nothing more and nothing less.
Good for one week:lol:

-NAJ-
Dec 28th, 2009, 03:13 AM
louisa have big avatar:eek:
Great. Congrats louisa :worship:

~Kiera~
Dec 30th, 2009, 02:54 PM
iNzrwh2Z2hQ

schorsch
Dec 30th, 2009, 09:42 PM
Don't really know where to put this :sobbing:

Your apparel, you have just signed with Anta sportswear. Will you be designing your own apparel?
Zheng: No, my drawing skills are quite bad! (Zhang and all media laugh). I will give comments to Anta about what I and dislike. I have my dog monogrammed on my clothes for next season.
http://www.hongkongtennisclassic.com/eng/media_release.php?mediaId=23

louisa.
Dec 31st, 2009, 02:36 PM
HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :aparty: :crazy:

Kampi
Dec 31st, 2009, 03:51 PM
Yes, I want to wish you all a Happy New Year and all my very best wishes. In Germany we still have a couple of hours, but some folks here already have 2010. So, celebrate people. :bounce::D:aparty::banana:

BR,
Markus:)

p.s.: I hope the weather in Germany will be dry...because of all the big bad loud firecrackers I have.:lol:

Wayn77
Dec 31st, 2009, 05:31 PM
Happy New Year to Jekalina and her "Barmy Army" :lol: :aparty:

2010 ...

Here's to loads of drama, heaps of mascara & lipgloss ... and some long overdue GLORY !!

Just Do It
Dec 31st, 2009, 06:21 PM
Happy New Year :cheer:

дalex
Dec 31st, 2009, 06:47 PM
Happy New Year, everyone! :aparty:

Hoping for a wonderful and successful 2010.

Optima
Dec 31st, 2009, 09:06 PM
Happy New Year, guys! :hug:

Daruma.
Dec 31st, 2009, 09:16 PM
Happy new year!

ce
Jan 1st, 2010, 12:44 PM
Happy New Year :dance: :cheer:

Kampi
Jan 1st, 2010, 01:07 PM
Happy New Year my friends:bounce::cheer::aparty::banana:

Nina.
Jan 1st, 2010, 01:14 PM
Happy new year to everyone :cheer::cheer:

~Kiera~
Jan 1st, 2010, 01:58 PM
Happy New Year :aparty:

Snex
Jan 1st, 2010, 02:18 PM
HNY!!! :rocker2:

ChriS.
Jan 1st, 2010, 04:04 PM
Happy New Year!

RFS
Jan 1st, 2010, 04:16 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR - 2010 is our crazy GOAT's year :aparty:

Princeza
Jan 1st, 2010, 07:13 PM
Happy new year Jankobitches.

Brena
Jan 1st, 2010, 07:30 PM
Happy New Year everybody! (except Ma) :)

MaBaker
Jan 1st, 2010, 07:40 PM
Happy New Year everybody! (except Zoja) :)

ivanban
Jan 1st, 2010, 09:42 PM
Happy New Year everybody (including Zoja and Ma) :angel:

Optima
Jan 1st, 2010, 10:07 PM
God I can't wait for the season to start and JJ to start kicking butt glamorously :o

ce
Jan 1st, 2010, 10:18 PM
i just got present from my sister from USA :cheer:
Serena Williams On The Line :cheer:

Roookie
Jan 1st, 2010, 10:18 PM
Happy New Year everyone!

Foon_JJ
Jan 5th, 2010, 01:38 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/3c/fullj.886ffac53b99439496e1ee1e84a2a942/886ffac53b99439496e1ee1e84a2a942-getty-tennis-hkg.jpg

Caralenko
Jan 8th, 2010, 04:05 AM
I had decided to go at the last minute to Sydney Qualifying so I drove there and had hell parking at about 12 pm. I walked in the gate and immediately heard a very loud, deep groan. I recognised Dina's grunt immediately and ran onto centre court to watch her from the front row. She was playing a practise match against JJ and Jelena was taking it very seriously and going for the lines. Dina was barely getting a serve over and playing reminiscent of the US Open. Jelena won 6-4 and Dina stomped off the court after whacking her racquet against the wall.

It was reminiscent of Cincinnati :lol: Jeca playing very well off her backhand.

RFS
Jan 8th, 2010, 08:44 AM
Good to see that Dina has her usual positive attitude on court - at at the start of the year too ... aww Dina... get some joy, honey. Or chocolate cake. LOTS of chocolate cake
Sounds like JJ was hitting well though - and hopefully this means she feels more confident after the fiasco of last year's pre-season training.
Fingers crossed we see her going for the lines (and, umm, taking it seriously) :bounce:

дalex
Jan 8th, 2010, 10:01 AM
I had decided to go at the last minute to Sydney Qualifying so I drove there and had hell parking at about 12 pm. I walked in the gate and immediately heard a very loud, deep groan. I recognised Dina's grunt immediately and ran onto centre court to watch her from the front row. She was playing a practise match against JJ and Jelena was taking it very seriously and going for the lines. Dina was barely getting a serve over and playing reminiscent of the US Open. Jelena won 6-4 and Dina stomped off the court after whacking her racquet against the wall.

It was reminiscent of Cincinnati :lol: Jeca playing very well off her backhand.

Thanks for the report, Cara! Jelena played excellent tennis in that Cincy final! We need more of that this season. :banana:

Fingers crossed we see her going for the lines (and, umm, taking it seriously) :bounce:

She was taking herself too seriously last year. :tape:

She needs to get it just right this year, our Goldilocks.

Caralenko
Jan 8th, 2010, 10:36 AM
Thanks for the report, Cara! Jelena played excellent tennis in that Cincy final! We need more of that this season. :banana:


:angel:

Yeah, she pretty much had an answer to any of the hitting Dina could do. She also managed to keep her errors low which could be promising :hearts: I think if she plays the way she did she could definitely reach at least the quarters.

The best moment of the practise was where Dinara served and Jelena hit a forehand return that skidded outside the far right baseline. Dina turned around and prepared for the next point but Jeca did her strut up to the net :lol: and said "That was in". Dinara turned around and gave her a :cuckoo: look and said "No it wasn't". They had a 5 second stare down and Jelena started giggling so they moved on :lol:

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jan 8th, 2010, 10:46 AM
So Dinara's game doesn't look promising? :awww:

дalex
Jan 8th, 2010, 10:59 AM
The best moment of the practise was where Dinara served and Jelena hit a forehand return that skidded outside the far right baseline. Dina turned around and prepared for the next point but Jeca did her strut up to the net :lol: and said "That was in". Dinara turned around and gave her a :cuckoo: look and said "No it wasn't". They had a 5 second stare down and Jelena started giggling so they moved on :lol:

Love it! :hearts:

How did Jeja look in person? Lovely?

Brena
Jan 8th, 2010, 11:10 AM
:angel:

Yeah, she pretty much had an answer to any of the hitting Dina could do. She also managed to keep her errors low which could be promising :hearts: I think if she plays the way she did she could definitely reach at least the quarters.

The best moment of the practise was where Dinara served and Jelena hit a forehand return that skidded outside the far right baseline. Dina turned around and prepared for the next point but Jeca did her strut up to the net :lol: and said "That was in". Dinara turned around and gave her a :cuckoo: look and said "No it wasn't". They had a 5 second stare down and Jelena started giggling so they moved on :lol:

*DEAD*
Jelena channelling Justine - now she wants to win even the practice matches. :haha:
I'm glad Dinara didn't whack the racquet on her head, I know I would have.
j/k, I'm glad she seems to mean business, and hope she'll keep that frame of mind for the competitive matches with the likes of Marion, Alisa, and her other killers, and not to mention these two Belgians gone wild. :lol:
I wonder how Dinara's back is? If it's healed, she might use the fact that the pressure is off her now.

Caralenko
Jan 8th, 2010, 11:51 AM
How did Jeja look in person? Lovely?

She was wearing her leggings and was full black :lol: It was pretty cool.

Jelena channelling Justine - now she wants to win even the practice matches. :haha:
I'm glad Dinara didn't whack the racquet on her head, I know I would have.
j/k, I'm glad she seems to mean business, and hope she'll keep that frame of mind for the competitive matches with the likes of Marion, Alisa, and her other killers, and not to mention these two Belgians gone wild. :lol:
I wonder how Dinara's back is? If it's healed, she might use the fact that the pressure is off her now.

She did remind me a bit of Justine on-court :sobbing: She kept her head down when she wasn't playing and barely spoke to her coach.

I think if she plays the way she did in practise :eek: She'll atleast make the QFs. Boy did she find the lines on some of her shots.

Not really sure about Dinara's back to be honest, she was moving ok but she just couldn't hit a shot. Given, Jelena was hitting cleanly and put the occassional odd spin on it.

So Dinara's game doesn't look promising? :awww:

Not really :tears:

louisa.
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:01 PM
Thanks for the sum up Cara :hearts: :bowdown: nice to hear that she's hitting relatively cleaning :sobbing: hopefully she can carry this form into her matches :)

Brena
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:04 PM
She did remind me a bit of Justine on-court :sobbing: She kept her head down when she wasn't playing and barely spoke to her coach.

:sobbing: She must have been practicing avoiding sneak peeks at the jumbothrones.

I think if she plays the way she did in practise :eek: She'll atleast make the QFs. Boy did she find the lines on some of her shots.

Not really sure about Dinara's back to be honest, she was moving ok but she just couldn't hit a shot. Given, Jelena was hitting cleanly and put the occassional odd spin on it.


Oh, I can't wait to see the rest of the girls play. We've established that the Belgians are back, that Ana is still quite nutty but somewhat better, that Sharapova is getting back on form, and now we need to see what the other top girls can show this season. :bounce:

Caralenko
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:05 PM
Oh, I can't wait to see the rest of the girls play. We've established that the Belgians are back, that Ana is still quite nutty but somewhat better, that Sharapova is getting back on form, and now we need to see what the other top girls can show this season. :bounce:

...and Vera Z has already injured herself :sobbing: :o

дalex
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:06 PM
Oh, how did her serve look like? !!!! :eek:

Caralenko
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:07 PM
Oh, how did her serve look like? !!!! :eek:

Effective :speakles:

Brena
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:09 PM
...and Vera Z has already injured herself :sobbing: :o

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :bigcry::bigcry::bigcry: When will her streak of bad luck end?? :awww:

дalex
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:12 PM
Effective :speakles:

She says she's been working on it. It better be better than before! :(

And that forehand better not be a puff ball like it can be. :(

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:18 PM
Cara, are you a fan of Jelena or a fan of Jelena! ? :lol:

Caralenko
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:18 PM
She says she's been working on it. It better be better than before! :(

And that forehand better not be a puff ball like it can be. :(

Actually her forehand was noticably weaker than her backhand, but her serve was working pretty well :eek: She hit a few service winners and managed to hit atleast one forehand winner that I remember :lol:

Caralenko
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:19 PM
Cara, are you a fan of Jelena or a fan of Jelena! ? :lol:

Potatoe, Potato :lol:

I love Jeca :speakles:

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:21 PM
I'm just asking coz I can't see her name in your sig among the other players :crying2:

Caralenko
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:22 PM
I'm just asking coz I can't see her name in your sig among the other players :crying2:

Actually she's been in there in the past :lol: She comes and goes from my sig every now and then. After today it might be time to put her back in :speakles:

дalex
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:24 PM
Actually her forehand was noticably weaker than her backhand, but her serve was working pretty well :eek: She hit a few service winners and managed to hit atleast one forehand winner that I remember :lol:

That many!? Magnificent! :lol:

Brena
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:26 PM
That many!? Magnificent! :lol:

But, Cara, did you take into account the FH winner that skidded the line and was so clearly in despite that cheater Dinara's claims to the contrary? :(

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:29 PM
Actually she's been in there in the past :lol: She comes and goes from my sig every now and then. After today it might be time to put her back in :speakles:

Totally, it's high time you put her back in there :p

When will the make the Sydney draw? I'm getting impatient :rolleyes:

Brena
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:34 PM
^11 pm CET, I think.

MaBaker
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:36 PM
She kept her head down when she wasn't playing and barely spoke to her coach.

Did she look like she's ignoring him on purpose ?

It's disgusting that our babygirl is cheated even in practice.

дalex
Jan 8th, 2010, 12:38 PM
Everyone cheats against Jelena. That's the only way they can win.

BTW, I want Bosnia to have pyramids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtEI3LzWp7g) for real. Most people think it's a hoax. :happy:

Caralenko
Jan 8th, 2010, 01:10 PM
Did she look like she's ignoring him on purpose ?


Well he was talking to her and she looked more interested in her drink bottle :spit:

But, Cara, did you take into account the FH winner that skidded the line and was so clearly in despite that cheater Dinara's claims to the contrary? :(

Hell no :o and that was actually a backhand if I recall.

Just Do It
Jan 8th, 2010, 01:12 PM
Actually she's been in there in the past :lol: She comes and goes from my sig every now and then. After today it might be time to put her back in :speakles:

Lame explanation :o
We're so gonna stop inviting you in JJ convos *rude

Caralenko
Jan 8th, 2010, 01:17 PM
Lame explanation :o
We're so gonna stop inviting you in JJ convos *rude

:o Don't see her in your signature bitch.

Brena
Jan 8th, 2010, 01:19 PM
Well he was talking to her and she looked more interested in her drink bottle :spit:

oh noes...

Hell no :o and that was actually a backhand if I recall.

Oh damn. In that case, the only logical explanation for JJGOAT's hitting only one decent FH is - she had her period again.

Brena
Jan 8th, 2010, 01:20 PM
BTW, I want Bosnia to have pyramids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtEI3LzWp7g) for real. :

Well, I want JJ to have a GS for real. We all have our whishful thinkings.

Caralenko
Jan 8th, 2010, 02:19 PM
O hai dere Jeca in my signature :speakles:

louisa.
Jan 8th, 2010, 02:33 PM
O hai dere Jeca in my signature :speakles:

and your avi too :speakles: :inlove: :worship:

Caralenko
Jan 8th, 2010, 02:36 PM
and your avi too :speakles: :inlove: :worship:

Let her eat CAKE.

louisa.
Jan 8th, 2010, 02:37 PM
Let her eat CAKE.

:drool:

дalex
Jan 8th, 2010, 02:41 PM
http://www.tennisforum.com/customavatars/avatar54483_69.gif & http://www.tennisforum.com/customavatars/avatar59872_34.gif

:bowdown:

Brena
Jan 8th, 2010, 02:42 PM
^:rolls: Those two images capture the very essence of our GOAT. :inlove:

doktor
Jan 8th, 2010, 04:39 PM
i think i just became a JJ fan and i'm not sure what to do about it...

~Kiera~
Jan 8th, 2010, 04:50 PM
i think i just became a JJ fan and i'm not sure what to do about it...

Seek help straight away ;)

Optima
Jan 8th, 2010, 04:52 PM
Take your meds, and get your glitter ready.

Brena
Jan 8th, 2010, 05:08 PM
Seek help straight away ;)

I wanted to say that. :awww:

дalex
Jan 8th, 2010, 05:10 PM
Jankobitches have a good reputation these days. Everyone wants to be like us. :eek:

Brena
Jan 8th, 2010, 05:16 PM
Jankobitches have a good reputation these days. Everyone wants to be like us. :eek:

That's what happens when your fave become irrelevant and a threat to no one. :bigcry:

doktor
Jan 8th, 2010, 05:26 PM
Jankobitches :hearts:

i think one of the reasons she is so popular on this board is the sense of humor of her fans...

and that she is so amaze...

MaBaker
Jan 8th, 2010, 06:01 PM
i think i just became a JJ fan and i'm not sure what to do about it...
Welcome (http://i46.tinypic.com/1t50nm.jpg) :hug:

JadeFox
Jan 8th, 2010, 06:25 PM
i think i just became a JJ fan and i'm not sure what to do about it...

Have a cocktail and join the glitter party! :drink: :aparty:

http://www.thecancerblog.org/images/blogs/10-2007/alcohol-422270.jpg

Wayn77
Jan 8th, 2010, 06:32 PM
i think i just became a JJ fan and i'm not sure what to do about it...

Are you a real Doktor ??

Many of us here are in need of a thorough medical checkup ....
and the 2010 season is only one practise-set old. :tape:

Bobisa
Jan 8th, 2010, 07:11 PM
i think i just became a JJ fan and i'm not sure what to do about it...
welcome here... :bounce: :wavey:

ce
Jan 9th, 2010, 12:48 AM
sooo who is going to Arena in February :D

Brena
Jan 9th, 2010, 12:59 AM
sooo who is going to Arena in February :D

Alex and I are still waiting for Ma, and Ma is still waiting for Dementieva to call her and let her know if she's coming. :shrug:

doktor
Jan 9th, 2010, 01:22 AM
Are you a real Doktor ??

Many of us here are in need of a thorough medical checkup ....
and the 2010 season is only one practise-set old. :tape:


hahaha i can only imagine the dramas JJ will bring for the new year...

RFS
Jan 9th, 2010, 08:51 AM
I am sooooo fucking over winter.

Rozzie and the Driveway... the rematch... right, you snow-and-ice-you... you, me, a spade and yard-brush... right now.... RIGHT-TF-NOW!

дalex
Jan 9th, 2010, 08:59 AM
^ lol, I hear it's freezing over there. :scared:

The weather is really weird these days. We had +20 deg C late in December. And now it's a lot warmer than it should be at this time of the year.

RFS
Jan 9th, 2010, 09:05 AM
We were snowed in this week... and I tried to dig the Audi out yesterday in my lunch hour... got half way and it started to snow.
MUCH earthy anglo-saxon from Rozzie.

had to give the gym a miss, but god bless Wii Active (although... newly bought Rockband and Guitar Hero have been a pleasant distraction!)...

It's bright here now but someone just replied to my FB status saying that there's more snow forecast for tonight/tomorrow - but I kinda need food... so... no choice.

[/scampers downstairs to put on boots and try again...]

doktor
Jan 9th, 2010, 12:05 PM
no one seems real enthusiastic about the upcoming season, or is this place like the Dokic forum, where i pays to expect the worst :rolls:

RFS
Jan 9th, 2010, 12:09 PM
^^ Nah - we're just JJ fans - if we get lulled into a false sense of security, then we end up vomiting on the inevitable rollercoaster :lol:

When she's on song - she's heaven to watch...
...
then she picnics...
..
then we all hit the bottle :lol:

All I can say is... kiss goodbye to your liver :bounce:

doktor
Jan 9th, 2010, 02:03 PM
hahaha thanks for the advice :lol:

so when she starts havin a rough patch i'll get some vodka ready... :help:

can't wait to see her in sydney on monday (i hope), and right off that red hot practice form against dinara :drool:

Optima
Jan 9th, 2010, 04:11 PM
It's pretty terrible winter wise here too, more than half the country is in a subzero deepfreeze at the moment :o

Smoothstuff
Jan 9th, 2010, 04:43 PM
Alex and I are still waiting for Ma, and Ma is still waiting for Dementieva to call her and let her know if she's coming. :shrug:

Lena isn't coming :(

Brena
Jan 9th, 2010, 05:49 PM
Lena isn't coming :(

She isn't?? oh noooooes, Ma and I were so looking forward to see her! :hysteric::crying2::sad:
How did you find out? Who's coming instead? Sveta?

Smoothstuff
Jan 9th, 2010, 08:06 PM
She isn't?? oh noooooes, Ma and I were so looking forward to see her! :hysteric::crying2::sad:
How did you find out? Who's coming instead? Sveta?

I think I read in an article that they were sending Kleybanova and Pavlyuchenkova :bigcry:
I want Lena!
She would totally kick Ana's butt :rocker2:

RFS
Jan 9th, 2010, 08:33 PM
hahaha thanks for the advice :lol:

so when she starts havin a rough patch i'll get some vodka ready... :help:

can't wait to see her in sydney on monday (i hope), and right off that red hot practice form against dinara :drool:

Now - you're gonna remember to share, right? No-one likes a greedy drunk here... we share and suffer together... especially if it's a flavoured vodka. Otherwise, make mine a voddie and red-bull (or more preferably, a JD and coke)..

Hark at me - I'm heading for the booze already and girlfriend hasn't even picked up her racquet yet.
Doktor - you are such a bad influence.
You'll fit riiiiiight in there :bounce:

doktor
Jan 10th, 2010, 05:31 AM
Now - you're gonna remember to share, right? No-one likes a greedy drunk here... we share and suffer together... especially if it's a flavoured vodka. Otherwise, make mine a voddie and red-bull (or more preferably, a JD and coke)..

Hark at me - I'm heading for the booze already and girlfriend hasn't even picked up her racquet yet.
Doktor - you are such a bad influence.
You'll fit riiiiiight in there :bounce:

yeah i think i'll start gettin my alcohol stockpile ready for this season... lest i be caught without after a particularly bad match...

RFS
Jan 10th, 2010, 06:31 AM
That's the trick - careful alcohol planning ALWAYS mitigates against piss poor JJ serving.
In other news... having dug out my car yesterday - I have muscles aching in places I never even knew existed.
I just need to sellotape myself together enough to get food in and get the car two and from the supermarket without scraping it anywhere.

Then I am going back to bed. A lot.

doktor
Jan 10th, 2010, 08:26 PM
That's the trick - careful alcohol planning ALWAYS mitigates against piss poor JJ serving.
In other news... having dug out my car yesterday - I have muscles aching in places I never even knew existed.
I just need to sellotape myself together enough to get food in and get the car two and from the supermarket without scraping it anywhere.

Then I am going back to bed. A lot.

really though its always piss poor JJ serving, unless she did something in the off season i don't know about :help:

hahaha good luck drivin on all the ice...

RFS
Jan 10th, 2010, 08:44 PM
Eurosport not showing ANY tennis until Weds.
I won't see any 'til the weekend.

[/sulks]

doktor
Jan 11th, 2010, 11:01 AM
dont worry, you didn't miss much... I know what you meant by the alcohol now... a painful match to watch...

Brena
Jan 11th, 2010, 12:09 PM
dont worry, you didn't miss much... I know what you meant by the alcohol now... a painful match to watch...

Was she spraying balls all over Australia again? :awww:

RFS
Jan 11th, 2010, 12:33 PM
Yeah - Thanks to pj5 and The Doktor for their match reports. By all accounts she's moving well... her serve... well... what casn we say about the law of the powder puff.
And her mental midgetness... well... what can we say about her mental midgetness!

Next...!

doktor
Jan 11th, 2010, 01:03 PM
Was she spraying balls all over Australia again? :awww:

yeah, and it seemed to me that a lot of the ones that went in just sat up for Szavzay to hit... poor JJ...

Brena
Jan 11th, 2010, 01:18 PM
yeah, and it seemed to me that a lot of the ones that went in just sat up for Szavzay to hit... poor JJ...

Ouch. That sounds truly horrible - the worst of JJ09.

louisa.
Jan 14th, 2010, 06:36 AM
I went to AO qualifying today and watched JJ's practice session :) and got severely burnt in the process :o :lol:
Her backhand was looking extremely solid and she was hitting it really cleanly :worship: forehand was still a bit loopy and she sprayed a few balls early on but it seemed to get a bit better as the session progressed.
It seemed that she was working on coming in towards the net more often and finishing off the point there when possible.
The serve looked ok, a touch wonky sometimes but she rarely served a double in the practice set played so hopefully that's a good sign.
She was pretty intense during practice; not too much giggling whilst hitting but exchanged a fair few laughs with her dad and hitting partner during breaks. Her hitting partner was asking her about what sunscreen she used or something during one of the breaks :lol: maybe she's finally decided to take care of her skin :hysteric: :inlove:
Oh, and the tissue box made an appearance, i guess she's sick again :sad:

I'll put up pictures as soon as I find my camera cable :sobbing:

-NAJ-
Jan 14th, 2010, 07:07 AM
nice report louisa, thank you:worship:
i hope she can win some matches next week:p
hurry up with photos:lol:

Snex
Jan 14th, 2010, 10:38 AM
Thanks, Lou.

RFS
Jan 14th, 2010, 10:41 AM
Hey lou - cool update.
She's BETTER be more intense.
How ELSE can she live up to our collective expectations of her continuing GOATiness?
:fiery:

дalex
Jan 14th, 2010, 11:56 AM
The serve looked ok, a touch wonky sometimes but she rarely served a double in the practice set played so hopefully that's a good sign.

Who cares about DFs if she can't win points on her 1st serve which was the case against Szavay. :sobbing:

Thanks for the report, Lu.

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jan 14th, 2010, 07:09 PM
Sydney was a tank job then :worship:
Thanks Lu!

doktor
Jan 17th, 2010, 04:45 AM
did she win the practice set?

Caralenko
Jan 17th, 2010, 04:59 AM
did she win the practice set?

:sobbing:

Caralenko
Jan 17th, 2010, 05:02 AM
I went to AO qualifying today and watched JJ's practice session :) and got severely burnt in the process :o :lol:
Her backhand was looking extremely solid and she was hitting it really cleanly :worship: forehand was still a bit loopy and she sprayed a few balls early on but it seemed to get a bit better as the session progressed.
The serve looked ok, a touch wonky sometimes but she rarely served a double in the practice set played so hopefully that's a good sign.
She was pretty intense during practice; not too much giggling whilst hitting but exchanged a fair few laughs with her dad and hitting partner during breaks.


This sounds exactly like the session I watched of her :hysteric: except all the 'good signs' I saw of her turned out badly against Szavay.

дalex
Jan 17th, 2010, 10:27 AM
Uq9trlA7Jiw

Jelena should have been there! :sobbing:

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jan 17th, 2010, 12:04 PM
Hilarious :sobbing:

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jan 17th, 2010, 12:29 PM
http://bbs.tennis.com.cn/uploadFiles/2010-01/17_10807529_1.jpg

DEATH.

louisa.
Jan 17th, 2010, 12:46 PM
Uq9trlA7Jiw

Jelena should have been there! :sobbing:

If everyone was introduced to tennis this way, everyone in the world would be a fan :bowdown:

http://bbs.tennis.com.cn/uploadFiles/2010-01/17_10807529_1.jpg

DEATH.

:hysteric:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

MaBaker
Jan 17th, 2010, 06:43 PM
Jelena should have been there! :sobbing:
Jeja&Serena would've been pure love. That just has to happen one day.

RFS
Jan 18th, 2010, 06:50 AM
Good win Andy - but that first serve percentage was woeful....

MaBaker
Jan 20th, 2010, 09:32 AM
Elena-Justine in R2 is just so wrong.

Princeza
Jan 20th, 2010, 09:40 AM
Demented...never in doubt.

Here's something to cheer you up :cheer:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/20/article-0-07EE544F000005DC-769_468x442.jpg

MaBaker
Jan 20th, 2010, 10:00 AM
That's wonderful news, thank you (http://i50.tinypic.com/2n86642.jpg) :hug:

Princeza
Jan 20th, 2010, 10:21 AM
Always a pleasure : :) :
Oh my God :tearsofjoy: For real? I hope you're not getting me exciting for nothing.

MaBaker
Jan 20th, 2010, 10:31 AM
For real :forreal?: Oh, I'd never do that :blush:

Vera's look is heartbreaking...

Princeza
Jan 20th, 2010, 10:42 AM
For real :forreal?: Oh, I'd never do that :blush:

Vera's look is heartbreaking...

:alwaysforreal: When is it? Yeah, you'd better not :karenwalker:

MaBaker
Jan 20th, 2010, 11:01 AM
Oh, I have no idea, but it'll happen : hearts: ♥


Elena..........................................

-NAJ-
Jan 20th, 2010, 11:08 AM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/e4/fullj.f545f62af0f5fd096fe040ac76a0ed89/f545f62af0f5fd096fe040ac76a0ed89-getty-tennis-open-aus.jpg

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jan 20th, 2010, 11:08 AM
Oh Justine :drool:
And Blake :sad: You had him :sad:

Bobisa
Jan 20th, 2010, 11:09 AM
Elenaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :bigcry: henin :shout: :fiery:

Mlle Bruni
Jan 20th, 2010, 11:12 AM
Oh ELena...Too bad the one with the better outfit didn't win.

Kampi
Jan 20th, 2010, 11:27 AM
Allez, allez, aaaaaaaaalllezzzz Justine:worship::kiss::worship:
God, I'm looking forward to see my recording of this match.:drool: Too bad for Elena that this had to happen already in the second round.:hug:

Justine is really back and a major threat for everyone.:drool::worship:

Allez Justine:bounce:

Princeza
Jan 20th, 2010, 11:27 AM
Oh, I have no idea, but it'll happen : hearts: ♥


But you probably have an idea of the level of violence I have now for making me hope for nothing. You'll pay. ♥

Oh Justine :drool:

Where's the maria gif with her killer look when I need it :rolleyes:

Hashim.
Jan 20th, 2010, 11:32 AM
Elena :hysteric:

next Alisa:hysteric:
then most probably Kim:hysteric:

Justine:armed:

gogogo Alisa:inlove:

-NAJ-
Jan 20th, 2010, 11:33 AM
Andy's reaction on Elena's loss
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4626/1d320426be5083f826a4907.jpg

Bruno71
Jan 20th, 2010, 11:53 AM
Allez, allez, aaaaaaaaalllezzzz Justine:worship::kiss::worship:
God, I'm looking forward to see my recording of this match.:drool: Too bad for Elena that this had to happen already in the second round.:hug:

Justine is really back and a major threat for everyone.:drool::worship:

Allez Justine:bounce:


Which is good since Jelena's not a major threat to anyone of note. :drool:

Snex
Jan 20th, 2010, 11:59 AM
Lena :sad: :hug: :smooch:

Brena
Jan 20th, 2010, 12:31 PM
A haiku for Elena:

Evil look through the stubble
Innocence squashed again
Sadness

MaBaker
Jan 20th, 2010, 07:46 PM
A haiku for Elena:

Evil look through the stubble
Innocence squashed again
Sadness
http://i47.tinypic.com/2cd99qf.gif

Cilla
Jan 21st, 2010, 12:09 AM
:spit:

yUEzEhnSDYg

Optima
Jan 21st, 2010, 02:45 AM
Oh my God Gisela :rolls: :rolls: This should be over with.

Snex
Jan 21st, 2010, 03:53 AM
:hysteric:

There's only one of my faves left at the AO. :awww:

-NAJ-
Jan 22nd, 2010, 07:05 PM
yyUcy_jT7yc
:lol:

Optima
Jan 22nd, 2010, 07:16 PM
:spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit:

-NAJ-
Jan 28th, 2010, 01:49 PM
Justine Henin hometown?
:sad:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8484678.stm
Nine people died when a block of flats collapsed in the city of Liege in eastern Belgium, officials say.

Rescue work has been suspended amid fears that neighbouring buildings could also collapse. Twenty-one people were injured, three of them seriously.

An explosion tore through the building at around 0200 (0100 GMT) on Wednesday, starting a fire. Then the five-storey building collapsed at around 0700.

Officials said the explosion was probably caused by a gas leak.

The blast blew out the windows of the city hall, 100m away, and spread dust throughout nearby streets.

It caused a fire that raged through the apartment block and billowed thick smoke.

Firemen evacuated the building and tried to douse the fire, but had to flee when the building fell down.

They returned to the rubble and pulled a 13-year-old girl out alive.

But as the search progressed they found several dead bodies. By Thursday morning the death toll had reached nine.

But then the search was interrupted because of fears that neighbouring buildings would collapse.

But rescue crews hoped to resume their search later.

One fireman said there could still be "a dozen people, even more" under the debris.

-NAJ-
Jan 29th, 2010, 12:43 AM
Fashion designer Donatella Versace:help:
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6569/donatellaversace0123103.jpg
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/9805/donatellaversace0123102.jpg
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/3213/donatellaversace0123101.jpg
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/9974/donatellaversace0123104.jpg

Optima
Jan 29th, 2010, 01:03 AM
Those pictures only made me MORE interested in men.

there are beautiful people in this world, there are beautiful people in this world...

Bruno71
Jan 29th, 2010, 07:03 AM
I think Donatella's plastic surgeons just gave up.

Princeza
Jan 29th, 2010, 08:31 AM
^Disgusting, poor kid behind.

ce
Jan 29th, 2010, 12:11 PM
omg :tape:
eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww grosssssssssssssssssss
my eyes :sobbing:

Cilla
Jan 29th, 2010, 02:24 PM
Awful :help:

MaBaker
Jan 30th, 2010, 09:37 AM
Oh hell. Allez... I'll kill you Zoja :inlove:

RFS
Jan 30th, 2010, 09:51 AM
oh my lord at those pictures...
and this match... oy vey

дalex
Jan 30th, 2010, 10:14 AM
Oh no, booboo completely lost it in this set! Is she injured?

Come on, Serena! :hysteric:

MaBaker
Jan 30th, 2010, 10:34 AM
^Don't get upset. If booboo(?) lose, this slam doesn't really matter.

Princeza
Jan 30th, 2010, 10:49 AM
Congrats Alexis. (http://novenatecnologia.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/i-hate-you-01.jpg)

I'll go kill someone now.

дalex
Jan 30th, 2010, 10:57 AM
We won, we won! Well done, booboo! :hearts:

RFS
Jan 30th, 2010, 10:59 AM
good final....

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jan 30th, 2010, 11:07 AM
We won, we won! Well done, booboo! :hearts:

:hearts:

RFS
Jan 30th, 2010, 11:18 AM
BooBoo?

Now - bring on tomorrow... and destiny awaits ...

Kampi
Jan 30th, 2010, 11:46 AM
We won, we won! Well done, booboo! :hearts:

:o:mad::fiery:;):lol:

-NAJ-
Jan 30th, 2010, 06:13 PM
Is this "Credits" next to profile in use? I remember that there was option to "bet" but now no? We do we have that "credits" now?

дalex
Jan 30th, 2010, 06:30 PM
It doesn't really mean anything now, except you can exchange v-money with other posters.

They'll maybe put it to some use in the future.

RFS
Feb 2nd, 2010, 09:18 PM
Coming soon - when I find my camera... the blog from USO... as... a taster.... for.... ROLAND GARROS, BABY!!!!
A mate was on the poxy website for.... 8 hours ... and finally got me and me mam a pair of tickets for Thursday/Friday - close to the front, on Lenglen....!!!
Now JJ had BETTER be on that damn court with her bandaged arms and written messages about loving Paris!!!!

-NAJ-
Feb 2nd, 2010, 09:41 PM
It doesn't really mean anything now, except you can exchange v-money with other posters.


thanks
WTA didn't allow them to make that virtual betting anymore:mad:

Snex
Feb 4th, 2010, 01:03 PM
MSSiVssNw54

:rolls:

I hope this is not JJ's house. :tape:

-NAJ-
Feb 4th, 2010, 02:32 PM
Good one Snex:lol:


look this:
Marion Bartoli uses a fridge to practice while Zvonareva asks for a medical time-out. This girl has so much imagination :) I was worried for the fridge by the way :/
143tc3UrQUg

RFS
Feb 4th, 2010, 03:22 PM
:spit: :haha:

Bruno71
Feb 5th, 2010, 03:44 AM
Good one Snex:lol:


look this:

143tc3UrQUg


:bigcry:

Optima
Feb 5th, 2010, 06:02 AM
Stood up tonight...(I think)

I'm kind of heartbroken :sobbing: :sad:

RFS
Feb 5th, 2010, 07:47 AM
^^ Oh Noes :hug:

MaBaker
Feb 5th, 2010, 10:02 AM
Stood up tonight...(I think)

I'm kind of heartbroken :sobbing: :sad:
He's an idiot :hug:

Epigone
Feb 6th, 2010, 12:47 PM
Stood up tonight...(I think)

I'm kind of heartbroken :sobbing: :sad::hug:

A similar thing happened to me one day...coz Zoja overslept by six hours :sobbing:

Has he called to apologise? :awww:

Optima
Feb 6th, 2010, 11:47 PM
:hug:

A similar thing happened to me one day...coz Zoja overslept by six hours :sobbing:

Has he called to apologise? :awww:

Nope...oh well. :sad:

It's not the end of the world. Jeja proved that to us today :banana:

дalex
Feb 7th, 2010, 11:55 AM
Djokovic family revealed the building plans for future tennis complex in Belgrade.
http://www.beobuild.rs/read.php/392.html

It looks amazing, check it out - you have some pics below the article. But ffs, do they really have to call it after Novak? At least get read of that ugly Arena Djokovic sign at the entrance. :rolleyes:

Optima
Feb 7th, 2010, 06:58 PM
I like Novak but...egocentric much? Lame.