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~Kiera~
Jun 22nd, 2009, 11:50 AM
Laura takes the 1st set :yeah:

дalex
Jun 22nd, 2009, 12:03 PM
Federer with another suit. :o

Is there a multiple courts stream for Wimbledon somewhere, like there was on TTC for RG?

~Kiera~
Jun 22nd, 2009, 12:04 PM
Federer with another suit. :o

Is there a multiple courts stream for Wimbledon somewhere, like there was on TTC for RG?

If you use a UK p.r.o.x.y, you should be able to access the BBC streams.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/8096805.stm

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jun 22nd, 2009, 12:05 PM
Bet fair, Alex.

дalex
Jun 22nd, 2009, 12:05 PM
Thanks, I'll try. Yes, we do miss Rafa (someone in the crowd is holding a banner)...

MaBaker
Jun 22nd, 2009, 12:07 PM
I'm not gonna say anything about Laura, I'll jinx her...

Federer with another suit. :o

He looks like a waiter.

дalex
Jun 22nd, 2009, 12:16 PM
I can't use bet fair. I'd have to register and have some money on the account, I think.

Dunno why BBC is telling me this when I use pr.oxy:

"This content doesn't seem to be working. Try again later." :weirdo:

Without pr.oxy it says the expected:

"Not available in your area." :hearts:

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jun 22nd, 2009, 12:17 PM
I can't use bet fair. I'd have to register and have some money on the account, I think.

Dunno why BBC is telling me this when I use pr.oxy:

"This content doesn't seem to be working. Try again later." :weirdo:

Without pr.oxy it says the expected:

"Not available in your area." :hearts:

No, for bet fair you don't have to have money. It's bet365 that requires it :lol:

дalex
Jun 22nd, 2009, 01:05 PM
:spit:

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/7d/fullj.60693c2a633bb9951ed5ecc27e7f864c/60693c2a633bb9951ed5ecc27e7f864c-getty-87977966mt037_the_champions.jpg

~Kiera~
Jun 22nd, 2009, 01:08 PM
Just give him some dangly earrings and lipstick :p

Good effort, Laura :hug:

~Kiera~
Jun 22nd, 2009, 01:45 PM
Can we put a gag on the women? :tape:

Brena
Jun 22nd, 2009, 05:01 PM
Martin, Rogi also loves girly bags (as well as girly shoes, head-bands, to walk like a girl etc.) :D

Epigone
Jun 22nd, 2009, 05:13 PM
^You are very handsome , Martin ;)Thanks! http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

"Being adored is a nuisance. Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods. They worship us, and are always bothering us to do something for them."

Ma, what is it that you want from me? :DFederer with another suit. :o:inlove:Martin, Rogi also loves girly bags (as well as girly shoes, head-bands, to walk like a girl etc.) :DI like quality fashion accesories, but I don't dress or walk like a girl :sobbing:

MaBaker
Jun 22nd, 2009, 06:40 PM
"Being adored is a nuisance. Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods. They worship us, and are always bothering us to do something for them."

Ma, what is it that you want from me? :D
I don't know , Lord Henry. Make me rich ? ;)


Elena :inlove:

JadeFox
Jun 22nd, 2009, 06:42 PM
:spit:

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/7d/fullj.60693c2a633bb9951ed5ecc27e7f864c/60693c2a633bb9951ed5ecc27e7f864c-getty-87977966mt037_the_champions.jpg

Oy. I preferred it better when he just stuck with the jacket. :rolleyes:

Epigone
Jun 22nd, 2009, 06:54 PM
I don't know , Lord Henry. Make me rich ? ;):lol: I would if I could ;)

I can't believe anyone likes that book :angel:

I'm too lazy to find a library that has it, so I'm reading it online :o

BTW, for those who are :lol: at me about bags...Velika torba je obavezna

Nagoveštaj 'pravog' muškarca video se na reviji modne kuće "Barberi". Kratki mantili, žaketi, uz 'normalne' pantalone.

Isto važi i za Armanijeve modele. Preovlađuje siva boja koja se kombinuje sa belom, a interesantno je da su pantalone sado nešto širih nogavica i sa dve falte ispod pojasa.

"Must have" za muškarca 2010. godine je velika torba.

http://www.mtsmondo.com/slike/vesti/001/384/v138427p3.jpgIt's a "must have" for men in 2010 :D

Roger and I are ahead of our time :cool:

MaBaker
Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:03 PM
I can't believe anyone likes that book :angel:

I can't understand how someone could actually not like that book ;)

Epigone
Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:11 PM
Marion 6-0 6-0 :scared:I can't understand how someone could actually not like that book ;)I'll write you a book report once I've finished it :D

MaBaker
Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:21 PM
I'll write you a book report once I've finished it :D
lol, ok. If you guess my favourite quote, I'll make you 5 Seka gifs ;)

-Valérie-
Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:21 PM
Marion 6-0 6-0 :scared:

Yeah, Marion got totally crazy. She is starting that like a lioness but i fell she will blow off a little later, but seems she is going to have a pretty easy road till the R16. But, with her, we never know, she can play the best and the worst in a same tournament.

Epigone
Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:26 PM
lol, ok. If you guess my favourite quote, I'll make you 5 Seka gifs ;):banana:

The problem is that there are so many good quotes :crying2:Yeah, Marion got totally crazy. She is starting that like a lioness but i fell she will blow off a little later, but seems she is going to have a pretty easy road till the R16. But, with her, we never know, she can play the best and the worst in a same tournament.This year's Australian Open would be a good example of that :tape:

Brena
Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:38 PM
Thanks! http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

"Being adored is a nuisance. Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods. They worship us, and are always bothering us to do something for them."

Ma, what is it that you want from me? :D:inlove:I like quality fashion accesories, but I don't dress or walk like a girl :sobbing:

I didn't mean you, I meant Rogi! I know you just like girly bags! :)

I don't know , Lord Henry. Make me rich ? ;)

:speakles: From slutty singers to Oscar Wilde in only a couple of posts! (at least I think it's ''The Pic of Dorian Gray'' you're talking about :unsure: If not, :zojablushing:


Elena :inlove:

Demented FTW! :rocker2:

Brena
Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:41 PM
lol, ok. If you guess my favourite quote, I'll make you 5 Seka gifs ;)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.? :D

MaBaker
Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:44 PM
^No :D And you don't need to blush Zoja ;)

And , JJ FTW :rocker2: I'm ready to make the ultimate sacrifice http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=367078&page=11 :tears:

Epigone
Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:45 PM
I didn't mean you, I meant Rogi! I know you just like girly bags! :)I found a :spit: message from Naima on my phone. She was :sobbing: because she was near the Vuitton store and could see their fugly stuff through the window :haha::speakles: From slutty singers to Oscar Wilde in only a couple of posts! (at least I think it's ''The Pic of Dorian Gray'' you're talking about :unsure: If not, :zojablushing:You're correct ;). I'm reading it while listening to SS :D

As you can see, I'm a complex person :lol:The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.I don't want to read a quote that will ruin the book for me :scared:Besides, women were better suited to bear sorrow than men. They lived on their emotions. They only thought of their emotions. When they took lovers, it was merely to have some one with whom they could have scenes.A reference to JJ? :scratch:

MaBaker
Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:56 PM
A reference to JJ? :scratch:
More like

No woman is a genius. Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.

Brena
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:01 PM
^No :D And you don't need to blush Zoja ;)

And , JJ FTW :rocker2: I'm ready to make the ultimate sacrifice http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=367078&page=11 :tears:

:woohoo: I'm so proud of myself for guessing the novel, but I'm afraid I'll have to cheat with the quotes and look them up on the internet. That was the only one I knew by heart (because it's my favourite one :lol:)


I'm reading it while listening to SS :D
As you can see, I'm a complex person :lol:

I know that!

I don't want to read a quote that will ruin the book for me :scared:

Haven't you seen the movie? And if I remember correctly, the book is an aphorism after an aphorism, I don't think any of them can give away the ending. :scratch:

My dear boy, no woman is a genius. Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.

JJ or her cutely retarded sis?

Princeza
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:04 PM
I found a :spit: message from Naima on my phone. She was :sobbing: because she was near the Vuitton store and could see their fugly stuff through the window :haha:

:sobbing: I wanted to throw a rock in the window.


The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

They use this sentence as an intro for French version of temptation island.
Poetry and sluts :inlove:

MaBaker
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:11 PM
JJ or her cutely retarded sis?
Both ?

Epigone
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:11 PM
More like: No woman is a genius. Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.OMG! I was going to say that to you yesterday, but I was afraid you'd :shout: at me :crying2::woohoo: I'm so proud of myself for guessing the novel, but I'm afraid I'll have to cheat with the quotes and look them up on the internet. That was the only one I knew by heart (because it's my favourite one :lol:)You know much more about English literature than me :oI know that!Is that a good or bad thing? :angel:Haven't you seen the movie? And if I remember correctly, the book is an aphorism after an aphorism, I don't think any of them can give away the ending. :scratch:No, I haven't seen the movie :o:sobbing: I wanted to throw a rock in the window.You should have just closed your eyes :lol:They use this sentence as an intro for French version of temptation island.
Poetry and sluts :inlove:Sounds like a Serbian music video :haha:

Just Do It
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:15 PM
:spit:

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/7d/fullj.60693c2a633bb9951ed5ecc27e7f864c/60693c2a633bb9951ed5ecc27e7f864c-getty-87977966mt037_the_champions.jpg

:help:

MaBaker
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:23 PM
OMG! I was going to say that to you yesterday, but I was afraid you'd :shout: at me :crying2:
No, I don't yell at people :)

Epigone
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:29 PM
No, I don't yell at people :)You're a silent assassin? :scared:

~Kiera~
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:42 PM
Serena is :mad:

There is a NEW rule at the tournament that I disagree with so I want to hold an open conversation about "Rules that do NOT make sense."

So, I am not pleased with this NO EATING in the Locker Room Rule. I was informed before my match that I can NOT eat in the locker room, now!

What doesn't make sense is that there was a lady placing bananas & health bars out for myself & the other players. How much sense does make?

Brena
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:46 PM
Both ?

:rolls: We posted the same quote!

You know much more about English literature than me :o

I doubt it, but I studied English literature. :shrug:

Is that a good or bad thing? :angel:

In my eyes, it's a good thing. I don't know what Seka would think, though. ;)

No, I haven't seen the movie :o

But that's good, because I knew how the book would end in advance. :o

Epigone
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:52 PM
Serena is :mad:Serena :haha:

Simple things trouble simple minds :awww:I doubt it, but I studied English literature. :shrug:There's not much emphasis placed on studying English literature here :oIn my eyes, it's a good thing. I don't know what Seka would think, though. ;)I don't care what Seka thinks :sobbing:

She is a great singer, but that's all that she is to me :angel:But that's good, because I knew how the book would end in advance. :oIf I think that I'd like to read the book, then I don't watch the movie :p

MaBaker
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:54 PM
:spit: Serena will definitely get somebody in that locker room :drool:

:rolls: We posted the same quote!

Great minds think alike. We should be BFF.

ms_nut
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:59 PM
:spit: Serena will definitely get somebody in that locker room :drool:


Great minds think alike. We should be BFF.

You forgot the most important quote " Fools seldom differ"..:angel:

Brena
Jun 22nd, 2009, 09:10 PM
:spit: Serena will definitely get somebody in that locker room :drool:

I can completely relate to Serena's annoyance - I like to be able to have my cheeseburgers whenever I feel peckish! :o at food rules!


:p


Great minds think alike. We should be BFF.

I don't want to get between Naima and you!

There's not much emphasis placed on studying English literature here :o

Here neither, but that was one of the few things that actually interested me at the University, so I bothered to learn something. :help:

I don't care what Seka thinks :sobbing:
She is a great singer, but that's all that she is to me :angel:

I was just teasing you! :hug:

If I think that I'd like to read the book, then I don't watch the movie :p

Well, I saw it (million times) on Tv when I was little, I wasn't aware the book existed back then. :lol:

You forgot the most important quote " Fools seldom differ"..:angel:

Naughty Nutty! :smash:

~Kiera~
Jun 22nd, 2009, 09:47 PM
Serena, the gift that keeps on giving :hearts:

Do you guys think I'm wrong for being upset with this new rule?

Just a tad ;)

I will be posting a new blog on my website shortly for more details on the "No Eating in the Locker Room Rule."

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5669/popcornsme4.gif

дalex
Jun 22nd, 2009, 10:04 PM
Can't wait for the blog. Give her the damn food, babygurl is hungry!

Epigone
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:39 AM
Here neither, but that was one of the few things that actually interested me at the University, so I bothered to learn something. :help:Why does English literature interest you?I was just teasing you! :hug:I know :awww:

You're a lot of fun :haha:Well, I saw it (million times) on Tv when I was little, I wasn't aware the book existed back then. :lol:You managed to pull yourself away from Haide da se volimo for long enough to watch it? :lol:

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:52 PM
I don't want to get between Naima and you!

She just sent me a message that I'm not her BFF anymore. She's replacing me for some girl with Vuitton shoes&bag. I don't blame her, Vuitton is love :tears:

Anne :o

ms_nut
Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:52 PM
:lol::lol::tape: Did anyone see Chaky smack her racket after losing to Sabine? She smacked it after losing the last point, smacked it when she went to her chair, and smacked it all the way while she was leaving court as well...

Nina.
Jun 23rd, 2009, 05:44 PM
No way, Serena is gonna blog about the food rule? :spit:

:lol::lol::tape: Did anyone see Chaky smack her racket after losing to Sabine? She smacked it after losing the last point, smacked it when she went to her chair, and smacked it all the way while she was leaving court as well...

Seriously, Chaky is scaring me :scared:

~Kiera~
Jun 23rd, 2009, 06:17 PM
From Anne's press conference

Q. This is not an accusation, but do you feel as though you've let a few people down today?

ANNE KEOTHAVONG: I feel like I've let myself down more than anything. You know, Wimbledon is such a special tournament to me. And, you know, this year especially, I just felt, you know, I've overcome so much just to get where I am (tearing up.)

Q. Did you put more pressure on yourself, do you think?

THE MODERATOR: Can we stop for a few minutes.

(Pause in interview.)

Well done for making the girl cry :weirdo:

Run, Laura, before our press gets you, too.

Brena
Jun 23rd, 2009, 06:34 PM
:lol::lol::tape: Did anyone see Chaky smack her racket after losing to Sabine? She smacked it after losing the last point, smacked it when she went to her chair, and smacked it all the way while she was leaving court as well...

From Anne's press conference



Well done for making the girl cry :weirdo:

Run, Laura, before our press gets you, too.

Chaky :bigcry::hysteric::sad:
Anne :bigcry::hysteric::sad:

-Valérie-
Jun 23rd, 2009, 06:35 PM
Ana Puppy have her hands full with L.Hradecka. Will she survive? :eek:

I guess will know pretty soon.

~Kiera~
Jun 23rd, 2009, 06:39 PM
I imagine she will ;)

Nina.
Jun 23rd, 2009, 06:46 PM
From Anne's press conference


Well done for making the girl cry :weirdo:

Run, Laura, before our press gets you, too.

I have never been following Anne a lot or been a fan but that's just sad :sad: and mean by the people asking the questions. What do they think? That she is happy about the loss? :o

~Kiera~
Jun 23rd, 2009, 06:53 PM
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9100/81812391.jpg

:sad:

Tashi
Jun 23rd, 2009, 06:57 PM
What an asshole. Poor Keo. :sad:

Oy, Marat.:o

~Kiera~
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:03 PM
Ana, you should only shout ajde if you actually win the point :o :lol:

ms_nut
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:08 PM
Ana, you should only shout ajde if you actually win the point :o :lol:

:lol:

Ana: "Aaajjjdeeee.. oh, wait i lost the point... oh well i'll just Ajde for my opponent, since it'll give me more chances to Ajde"

ms_nut
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:17 PM
:worship::eek: Ana fighting off 2 MP after wasting a MP of her own..

~Kiera~
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:23 PM
:worship::eek: Ana fighting off 2 MP after wasting a MP of her own..

It's a shame this match isn't on a bigger court.

Princeza
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:24 PM
I hate her :hysteric:

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:28 PM
Yay, Serbian Sisters! :weirdo:

http://i42.tinypic.com/fthac5.jpg

How did Ana play? I came home during the third set.

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:30 PM
Ana was so overexciting :drool:

~Kiera~
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:36 PM
How did Ana play? I came home during the third set.

Not particularly well. Her ball toss was all over the place :help: Still, I enjoyed it.

Rych
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:37 PM
Ana's ball toss was all over the shop. She kept pulling out of the serve because she couldn't throw the ball up properly, and the tosses on some of the serves she did hit weren't good either; she hit a few with the ball tossed up way off course - she was really having to arch her back to reach them. Got to hand it to her for hanging in there. She played bravely on the MPs against her.

Princeza
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:40 PM
She just sent me a message that I'm not her BFF anymore. She's replacing me for some girl with Vuitton shoes&bag. I don't blame her, Vuitton is love :tears:

What? you're breaking up with me?
For Zoja? Zojaaa 1111?

Brena
Jun 23rd, 2009, 07:44 PM
What? you're breaking up with me?
For Zoja? Zojaaa 1111?

:ras:
You also used to make fun of Dulkoooo!!!111??!1 before you realised what a GOAT she is.

Princeza
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:00 PM
:ras:
You also used to make fun of Dulkoooo!!!111??!1 before you realised what a GOAT she is.

How arrogant of you to compare your case to Gise's one.

Uh Serbian sisters :rolleyes: Which one of you two is the drama queen and who's the cutely retarded sister?

Anyway, I'll find a new BFF in Serena forum.

~Kiera~
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:07 PM
A whole day later and Serena is still annoyed :spit:

Hey! We are NOT allowed to eat in the locker room but, they are placing bananas KIT KATS out. Now, how do you consume those food items?

If I can't eat in the locker room & those items are edible, I dare to think how I am supposed to "eat," when the rule states, 'No Eating."

~Kiera~
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:12 PM
The long awaited blog is here - complete with photo evidence :banana:

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1166/imgctrlthbw200h150q60im.jpg

No Eating with a Contradiction

Hello Everyone,

I hope that all is well with you all.

I am well considering the new rule for the locker room. I am an athlete as you all know. So, my diet is very important & clearly during a tournament. This blog is in reference to before my match yesterday during the current tournament, Wimbledon.

Before a match, I eat in the locker room this is a part of my routine, however, yesterday I was informed that I could no longer eat in the locker room. Wow, really I thought to myself as I continued eating & of course the lady reminded me of the new rule. Again, I was in shock. I am a member of the All England Club. As I am looking around the locker room a bit upset I must admit, I notice someone placing bananas & health bars into a basket for the other players & myself. Now, if I am not mistaking fruit & health bars are considered food. I mean like, really you eat those "food" items. Why have food in a room if we aren't allowed to eat in the locker room. This rule is unfair & new. There was no warning that this new rule would be implemented. I do not agree with this rule. Like, do they really expect me or any other player to actually walk outside all the way to the player's lounge. That is time not spent well & I value my time, especially the day of a match. Plus, I totally dislike rules that do NOT make sense.

Xxxx,

S

P.S. Please, share Rules that Do Not Sense at your job.

Brena
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:14 PM
How arrogant of you to compare your case to Gise's one.

I'm not arrogant, I'm Sere Zoja!

ce
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:17 PM
you gotta love her :haha:
serena :hug:

Brena
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:19 PM
Serena :haha::sobbing:

Well, I hate it when someone interferes with my eating, too!

Princeza
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:23 PM
Hello Everyone,

I hope that all is well with you all.

I am well considering the new rule for the locker room. I am an athlete as you all know. So, my diet is very important & clearly during a tournament.

I stopped here :spit:

I don't know if the locker room is far from players' restaurant in Wimby :shrug:

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:25 PM
The long awaited blog is here - complete with photo evidence :banana:

Amazing. :sobbing:

She's right about the contradiction, though.

Rena loves complaining about the rules! :hearts:

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:31 PM
What? you're breaking up with me?

No, I'm just messing with Zoja

http://i39.tinypic.com/be6d5l.gif




Anne :sobbing:
Serena with her eating :weirdo:

Epigone
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:35 PM
Someone should have smacked her in the head for trying to take pics in the dressing room :devil:

BTW, didn't Serena ask her fans to post about "Rules that Do Not Sense at your job" (how about phrases that don't make sense? :angel: ) when she was forced to play some tournament that she didn't want to play? I distinctly remember :spit: at some guy complaining about his job :D

Brena
Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:59 PM
No, I'm just messing with Zoja

http://i39.tinypic.com/be6d5l.gif


:rolleyes: You two middle-aged psychos..

The Anne K. interview is really heartbreaking, I shouldn't have watched it. :hysteric: I think those reporters are cruel on purpose - they want tears, they make a good story/photo. :o

On the brighter side, there are so many potentially fun matches tomorrow (and I won't be able to see any of them):

Maria-DulkoGOAT
Serena-ManicHittingGrothWhoUsedToBeGajdosova
Tipsy-Mardy Fish (the battle of deep thinkers :lol:)

Epigone
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:03 PM
:rolleyes: You two middle-aged psychos..Do you think that Ma needs a taste of her own medicine? :angel:Serena-ManicHittingGrothWhoUsedToBeGajdosovaWhen Serena loses it, she'll blame it on the "no eating" rule :tears:

Brena
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:07 PM
Do you think that Ma needs a taste of her own medicine? :angel:

She's lucky I have no idea how to make gifs. :shakingfist:

When Serena loses it, she'll blame it on the "no eating" rule :tears:

''All my life I had to eat...''

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:12 PM
:rolleyes: You two middle-aged psychos..

Are you working on saturday ?

Princeza
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:14 PM
No, I'm just messing with Zoja


The idea of you and her made me http://3mb.us/images/219_ed.gif for a second.

:rolleyes: You two middle-aged psychos..

Don't worry,we're unstable, tomorrow she'll ask you to be her BFF again.

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:15 PM
''All my life I had to eat...''

:haha:

Epigone
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:17 PM
She's lucky I have no idea how to make gifs. :shakingfist:You don't need to know how to make GIFs to mess with her :devil:''All my life I had to eat...''Such a tortured existence :sad:

Brena
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:19 PM
Are you working on saturday ?

Are you taking me out for a coffee? :D Got a present for me?

The idea of you and her made me http://3mb.us/images/219_ed.gif for a second.
Don't worry,we're unstable, tomorrow she'll ask you to be her BFF again.

You two are cruel and you ganged up to make fun of me. :sad: But my time will come, you'll come to Ripanj Belgrade one day...

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:19 PM
Are you working on saturday ?

Why are you so ashamed of your age? :tears:

Zoja, you go gurl!

http://i41.tinypic.com/2vd4cpt.jpg

~Kiera~
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:21 PM
BTW, didn't Serena ask her fans to post about "Rules that Do Not Sense at your job" (how about phrases that don't make sense? :angel: ) when she was forced to play some tournament that she didn't want to play? I distinctly remember :spit: at some guy complaining about his job :D

Or "why do people capitalize random words in a sentence?" ;)

"Please, share information regarding rules & regulations that you disagree with related to your job/career" (http://www.serenawilliams.com/blog_message_detail.php?msg=82)

It seems to be Serena's favourite topic :hearts:

''All my life I had to eat...''

:lol:

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:26 PM
The idea of you and her made me http://3mb.us/images/219_ed.gif for a second.

Yeah, me too, kinda...But you don't need to worry

http://i42.tinypic.com/fneo3t.gif
You don't need to know how to make GIFs to mess with her :devil:Such a tortured existence :sad:
Leave Tarja out of this.

Are you taking me out for a coffee? :D Got a present for me?

Something like that :)

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:26 PM
Serena with her eating :weirdo:

Oh and don't use :weirdo: on Serena! :weirdo:

Epigone
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:27 PM
Or "why do people capitalize random words in a sentence?" ;)

"Please, share information regarding rules & regulations that you disagree with related to your job/career" (http://www.serenawilliams.com/blog_message_detail.php?msg=82) :haha: I knew that I could count on you to provide the link :worship:Comment by : Fred Kelley Saturday, May 9, 2009

Oooooh let me tell you Serena, Let me tell you. First of all they be TRIPSIN on my job. Fa-real. On my job you cant sleep, you cant leave and get you some snackizzites at the grocery store or Gas station.Serena can't eat snackizzites in the dressing room, so I bet that she can feel poor Fred's pain :awww:

He also capitalises random words :rolls:

Brena
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:32 PM
Or "why do people capitalize random words in a sentence?" ;)

They laughed at e.e. cummings, too!

Something like that :)

hurrah!

Serena can't eat snackizzites in the dressing room, so I bet that she can feel poor Fred's pain :awww:

:haha:

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:33 PM
Oh and don't use :weirdo: on Serena! :weirdo:
I would like to say something mean right now, but I live freakishly close to one Mona store, so I won't.

Marilyn Monheaux
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:35 PM
This just killed me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA:rolls:

Princeza
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:36 PM
You two are cruel and you ganged up to make fun of me. :sad: But my time will come, you'll come to Ripanj Belgrade one day...

Hopefully :inlove:
We'll see who will have fun there.


Yeah, me too, kinda...But you don't need to worry

Ok
http://3mb.us/images/635_video_2_0.gif

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:36 PM
I thought you said you were nice, Ma? :)

No need to be mean...:dance:

~Kiera~
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:39 PM
They laughed at e.e. cummings, too!

e.e cummings actually realised what he was doing though :p

Epigone
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:40 PM
Damn, I misssed this post :sad:Leave Tarja out of this.Tarja :inlove: has nothing to do with this :)Something like that :)Coffee sounds divine! :DThey laughed at e.e. cummings, too! :haha:

Your "friend" azdaja writes everthing in lower case :DHopefully :inlove:
We'll see who will have fun there.You won't, since you won't be there :sad:

Where the hell are you???e.e cummings actually realised what he was doing thoughAre you suggesting that Serena "Poetry" Williams doesn't know what she's doing? :eek:

~Kiera~
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:47 PM
Where the hell are you???Are you suggesting that Serena "Poetry" Williams doesn't know what she's doing? :eek:

Never :eek:

(Please don't get me in the locker room, Serena :sobbing:)

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:52 PM
I thought you said you were nice, Ma? :)

You know I am :)

Tarja :inlove: has nothing to do with this :)

No need to be mean to me, I'm a JJ fan

http://i42.tinypic.com/sz7j8k.jpg

Epigone
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:57 PM
Never :eek:

(Please don't get me in the locker room, Serena :sobbing:) Maybe Wimbledon should prohibit confrontations in the locker room :lol:No need to be mean to me, I'm a JJ fan

http://i42.tinypic.com/sz7j8k.jpgI know :awww:. Poor Tarja :sad: :hug:

дalex
Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:59 PM
LMAO @ Martin's sig!!!!!!!!!!

~Kiera~
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:02 PM
Maybe Wimbledon should prohibit confrontations in the locker room :lol:I know :awww:. Poor Tarja :sad: :hug:

No food and no confrontations? Serena would be so annoyed she'd write a thesis on the evils of the AEC.

Princeza
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:04 PM
You won't, since you won't be there :sad:

Where the hell are you???

I know, I just wanted her to be afraid, you ruined it by telling my real plan :rolleyes:

Brena
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:07 PM
I know, I just wanted her to be afraid, you ruined it by telling my real plan :rolleyes:

What? You won't come over? :sad: I'm not scared, I'm sad.

Brena
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:09 PM
LMAO @ Martin's sig!!!!!!!!!!

:haha::haha::haha:

Epigone
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:09 PM
LMAO @ Martin's sig!!!!!!!!!!I'm dead :sobbing:

And now, the end is near,
And so I face the final curtain.
My friends, I'll say it clear;
I'll state my case of which I'm certain :singer:No food and no confrontations? Serena would be so annoyed she'd write a thesis on the evils of the AEC.I'd hate to proofread such a document :unsure:I know, I just wanted her to be afraid, you ruined it by telling my real plan :rolleyes:Sorry :sad::haha::haha::haha:I figured that if she's going to kill me for something, it should be for something good :angel:

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:22 PM
I'm dead :sobbing:

And now, the end is near,
And so I face the final curtain.
My friends, I'll say it clear;
I'll state my case of which I'm certain :singer:
http://i42.tinypic.com/iogsw8.gif

I wanted to give you my new pic with Seka, but now I won't.

Princeza
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:25 PM
What? You won't come over? :sad: I'm not scared, I'm sad.

Don't be sad :hug: I know I'll use the kit on you someday.

I really don't know for September, the timing isn't good for me.
The fun would have been to come with Martin but if I can't, I'll try later in the year if Mabaker hasn't killed you .

Epigone
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:31 PM
I wanted to give you my new pic with Seka, but now I won't.Seka pic? :eek:

Ma, I did it because I like you :awww: :smooch:

However, if you want to put a red cross through Seka (after already killing her two dogs :crying2: ), then I totally understand :sad:I really don't know for September, the timing isn't good for me.
The fun would have been to come with Martin but if I can't, I'll try later in the year if Mabaker hasn't killed you .Bad timing :sobbing:

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:34 PM
Seka pic? :eek:

Yeha, me and Seka, just like bff, but now, you won't see it :tears: And I'll show it to Zoja and Alex :)

Epigone
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:44 PM
Yeha, me and Seka, just like bff, but now, you won't see it :tears: And I'll show it to Zoja and Alex :)I'll survive ;)

If I was a totally nut, I'd be stalking Seka @ the Gold Coast this week :tape:

That way, I'd have a bff pic with her :angel:

MaBaker
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:47 PM
I'll survive ;)

Crap. I thought you're going to insist, now I have pic with Seka for nothing :weirdo: :sobbing:

Epigone
Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:54 PM
Crap. I thought you're going to insist, now I have pic with Seka for nothing :weirdo: :sobbing::rolls:

Just be happy that you were able to get that close to Kraljica :angel:

Optima
Jun 24th, 2009, 06:09 AM
What the HELL is this?

I need a recording of that laugh when Ana plays badly.

:scared:

QO2OocOVcJo

~Kiera~
Jun 24th, 2009, 11:00 AM
It's like a cross between Child's Play and the Exorcist :o

Just Do It
Jun 24th, 2009, 11:28 AM
Too much Seka in here :sobbing:

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 12:30 PM
Oooh Dulkogoat leads Pova 4-1! :speakles:

~Kiera~
Jun 24th, 2009, 12:45 PM
DulkoGOAT :banana:

RFS
Jun 24th, 2009, 12:46 PM
Awesome... DulkoGoat takes the first set!

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jun 24th, 2009, 12:48 PM
I hate my fav players :( Daniela chokes, Maria is just :weirdo: and Ula can't win against Cibu on grass :rolleyes:

MaBaker
Jun 24th, 2009, 12:49 PM
Maria :o

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 12:54 PM
Imagine if Pova loses today! Her 24 seeding will be the biggest FAIL ever. :lol:

Go Gise! :hearts:

In other news...Cutie pie JieJie lost to Danka! :sad:

Epigone
Jun 24th, 2009, 12:57 PM
Gisela is up a set and a break :angel:

MaBaker
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:05 PM
Omg Martin, remove that crap already :weirdo:


Alex, I'm going to send you something when I finish. Don't get mad, Martin gave me an idea :inlove:

Cilla
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:08 PM
Gise, you've played AMAZING, don't blow it :mad:

Cilla
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:09 PM
In other news...Cutie pie JieJie lost to Danka! :sad:

:sobbing:

Her ranking will take a DIVE.

Epigone
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:10 PM
:help: game from Gisela :(Omg Martin, remove that crap already Done! :angel:Alex, I'm going to send you something when I finish. Don't get mad, Martin gave me an idea :inlove:I got the idea when I saw Ana's face photoshopped onto Sneki's body!

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:11 PM
Alex, I'm going to send you something when I finish. Don't get mad, Martin gave me an idea :inlove:

So, it's sth you know I could get mad about and you'll still send it to me...Hmmm...

http://i41.tinypic.com/n2254i.jpg

Cilla
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:16 PM
Dulko's lost the plot :weirdo:

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:17 PM
Amazing choke from Gise! :inlove:

~Kiera~
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:31 PM
The pressure of being the GOAT was too much to bear for Dulko :hug:

Just Do It
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:33 PM
Maria :inlove:

Rych
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:34 PM
Amazing choke from Gise! :inlove:
Not so amazing, considering she's playing Shriekapova on Centre Court, with most of the crowd rooting for the noisenik.

MaBaker
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:39 PM
Maria :inlove:

So, it's sth you know I could get mad about and you'll still send it to me...Hmmm...

Don't get upset right away, just your fav gurls .. :rolleyes:

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:43 PM
:lol: Rych, true...


Don't get upset right away, just your fav gurls .. :rolleyes:

OK, babygurl. :rolleyes:

Just Do It
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:43 PM
Do you guys have livestream for Maria. I have one but it is in Hungarian. I couldnt listen it anymore :sobbing:

Epigone
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:50 PM
Do you guys have livestream for Maria. I have one but it is in Hungarian. I couldnt listen it anymore :sobbing:Radikalka, is that you? :fl:

Gisela keeps netting easy shots :o

Just Do It
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:52 PM
Gisela might be back with us :inlove:

breaks Pova 2-1

Little Argentinian fistpumps and the eyes are back in focus

Maria re-breaks :inlove:

RFS
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:52 PM
God enough with the SHRIEKING!

Just Do It
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:52 PM
Radikalka, is that you? :fl:

Gisela keeps netting easy shots :o

She'd be proud of me now :angel:

~Kiera~
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:53 PM
God enough with the SHRIEKING!

Seriously. She's just as bad as MLDB :o

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 01:54 PM
I have one but it is in Hungarian. I couldnt listen it anymore :sobbing:

Me neither! :tape: No offense to the Hungarian posters. :hug:

Anyway, I thought I was maybe making poor Gise nervous and that it would be better not to watch her anymore.

MaBaker
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:02 PM
Seriously. She's just as bad as MLDB :o
No one is that bad :o

Cilla
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:07 PM
C'mon Gise :fiery:

Love your av Wayn :lol:

Epigone
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:08 PM
She'd be proud of me now :angel::worship:Agreed.... the shrieking is bloody horrendous:o

Sharapova is teeing off on her returns :unsure:

Gisela held from *0-30 :yeah:

Epigone
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:15 PM
Gisela serving for the match :cool:

Just Do It
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:19 PM
Maria. That Drop Shot :drool:

MaBaker
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:20 PM
Fight Maria :sobbing:

RFS
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:21 PM
GAHHHHH! Gisela!!!!! come ON!

Cilla
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:22 PM
Omg this is just :weirdo:

Cilla
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:22 PM
Amen!

Epigone
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:23 PM
Gisela, please finish her off!

Sharapova with a screech and netted BH on BP, then Gisela wins the challenge and gets another MP

Gisela wins :woohoo::crying2:

RFS
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:25 PM
Thank CHRIST!!!!!
Interesting comment on the BBC - is the crowd behind Dulko because of the natural sense of applauding the underdog - or is it because people were tired of listening to Maria. That shrieking was just abysmal. Shocking.

MaBaker
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:25 PM
:weirdo:

~Kiera~
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:26 PM
She decided she wanted to be the GOAT again :bowdown:

Well done, Gisela :yeah:

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:26 PM
Absolutely A-MAZIN' GISELA! :inlove:

Those mean slices...:drool:

Just Do It
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:26 PM
:weirdo:
Boring players should stop winning.

Brena
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:30 PM
Imagine if Pova loses today! Her 24 seeding will be the biggest FAIL ever. :lol:

Go Gise! :hearts:


GiseGOAT :bowdown::bowdown: I knew Maria wouldn't have it easy with her, but I didn't really expect her to win - my bad, obviously!


In other news...Cutie pie JieJie lost to Danka! :sad:

:sad::sad: She just can't find her form this year...

JadeFox
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:30 PM
Ugh Gisela you are now on my hit list. First JJ now Maria? Bitch you need to step off! :armed:

Oh well, at least Novak won.

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:39 PM
Ugh Gisela you are now on my hit list. First JJ now Maria? Bitch you need to step off! :armed:

:haha: :haha:

Princeza
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:39 PM
Never in doubt.

:sobbing:

JadeFox
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:44 PM
:haha: :haha:

If she beats Jelena again you won't be laughing, I promise. :p

At least now I can root for Vika to make the quarterfinals AND TAKE OUT SERENA!!!! How you like that! :ras: :lol:

Nina.
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:45 PM
Ugh Gisela you are now on my hit list. First JJ now Maria? Bitch you need to step off! :armed:


I second that :fiery:

RFS
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:50 PM
text from Cat:
Bugger, Maria :( My hopes now rest on JJ... Help x
:rolls:

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 02:56 PM
If she beats Jelena again you won't be laughing, I promise. :p

Oh, I'm sure of that! I just thought that what you said was hilarious, the way you put it.

At least now I can root for Vika to make the quarterfinals AND TAKE OUT SERENA!!!! How you like that! :ras: :lol:

http://i44.tinypic.com/qpf1ub.jpg

...please. Vika's got nothing on Serena on grass! :armed:

...unless Serena is seriously starved in the locker rooms. :awww:

Brena
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:01 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/qpf1ub.jpg

...please. Vika's got nothing on Serena on grass! :armed:

...unless Serena is seriously starved in the locker rooms. :awww:

:rolls: Judging by her score against Groth, I'd say Rena had her snackizzidos today after all! :D
And I agree that Vika stands no chance against Serena, nope.

CirsteaGOAT beat a TOP100 player whose name is NOT Jelena Jankovic! :worship:

JadeFox
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:01 PM
Oh, I'm sure of that! I just thought that what you said was hilarious, the way you put it.


Good then. :p


http://i44.tinypic.com/qpf1ub.jpg

...please. Vika's got nothing on Serena on grass! :armed:

...unless Serena is seriously starved in the locker rooms. :awww:

I wouldn't underestimate Vika if I were you. She's killing her opponent right now and as we see from Paris, anything can happen!

And really? Serena needs to suck up the "No eating" rule. She's been through much worse in life to complain about something dumb. :rolleyes: :p

Nina.
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:03 PM
CirsteaGOAT beat a TOP100 player whose name is NOT Jelena Jankovic! :worship:

No way :eek:

~Kiera~
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:06 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/8114383.stm

Fed and Garcia-Lopez is going with serve on Centre but there's a bit of excitement on Court Two - apparently the crowd there have taken to imitating Victoria Azarenka's (rather loud) grunts. Not that it's bothering her...she's on course to dish out a double bagel to Ioana Raluca Olaru, and leads 6-0 3-0.

:lol:

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:07 PM
:rolls: Judging by her score against Groth, I'd say Rena had her snackizzidos today after all! :D

Go babygurl! :D

Next blog from Serena...

"The RULES you just love to break!"

*talks about smuggling snackizzles in the locker room*


I wouldn't underestimate Vika if I were you. She's killing her opponent right now and as we see from Paris, anything can happen!

I'm actually scared shitless of that girl. You NEVER saw me say that!

JadeFox
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:13 PM
I'm actually scared shitless of that girl. You NEVER saw me say that!

I SAW THAT! :lol:

And you should be. She just double bageled her opponent. :devil:

MaBaker
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:13 PM
Groth is useless, Olaru :weirdo:

JadeFox
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:16 PM
Groth is useless, Olaru :weirdo:

Well keep in mind our own JJGOAT fed her two breadsticks at Roland Garros so I don't see why she would be able to give Serena any trouble at all.

As for Olaru, she just got Vikaed. That is all. :cool:

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:17 PM
And you should be. She just double bageled her opponent. :devil:

Vika's serve is useless and if Babygurls' return is on fire...m-mmm! :drool:

JadeFox
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:24 PM
Vika's serve is useless and if Babygurls' return is on fire...m-mmm! :drool:

A whole bunch of ifs my dear. Vika is only getting better so if I were you, I would still be scared shitless. Serena hasn't won Wimbledon in six years for a reason. ;)

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:29 PM
Let's just all hope Elena and Venus (http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=8073837&postcount=1) will lose early!

And Sveta, too. I still Love ya Kuz. :hearts:

MaBaker
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:36 PM
Well keep in mind our own JJGOAT fed her two breadsticks at Roland Garros so I don't see why she would be able to give Serena any trouble at all.

Yeah, but there is always a hope..And JJ is the best tennis player in the world, so that result was expected ;)

JadeFox
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:49 PM
Yeah, but there is always a hope..And JJ is the best tennis player in the world, so that result was expected ;)

Of course JJ is the best, but Serena's not too bad herself, when she has eaten, so yeah Jarmilla really had no shot. :lol:

Brena
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:54 PM
I SAW THAT! :lol:

And you should be. She just double bageled her opponent. :devil:

I know, I know, I'm scared of Vika too, that's why I don't like her. :sobbing: Well, I liked her during the RG when she was booing te crowd, that was :bowdown: but I just know she's the kind of player that would thrash even an in-form JJ, so I just can't cheer for her. :awww: As for Serena - I think she has a great edge over Vika: experience and (relative :lol:) mental stability, so even if her game happens to be inferior on the said day, I still think she'd manage to pull off a win.

allrounder
Jun 24th, 2009, 03:58 PM
When they cut away momentarily to the Cirstea match on TV Ana lite 2.0 was doing her trademark fistpumping :lol:

JadeFox
Jun 24th, 2009, 04:04 PM
I know, I know, I'm scared of Vika too, that's why I don't like her. :sobbing: Well, I liked her during the RG when she was booing te crowd, that was :bowdown: but I just know she's the kind of player that would thrash even an in-form JJ, so I just can't cheer for her. :awww: As for Serena - I think she has a great edge over Vika: experience and (relative :lol:) mental stability, so even if her game happens to be inferior on the said day, I still think she'd manage to pull off a win.

What are you talking about? JJ is STILL in form! She is the GOAT after all. ;)

On a serious note though, JJ has beaten some good big hitters at her peak(Venus anyone?) In fact her style of game is the very type of game that gives them fits, hence why when she was GOAT, she had so many haters. :cool:

Of course if JJ and Vika were to ever play each other, I'll have a split personality with that match cause I dont' want either of them to lose. :awww:

RFS
Jun 24th, 2009, 04:06 PM
The two-faced-ness of Tracey Austin... stating that last year Bepa lost out on Court 18 and must have just dreaded being put "all the way out there"... when all Tracey did LAST year was bitch about JJ asking to be put on LATER so she could have treatment, and when she made her joke about Court 18, it being taken TOTALLY out of context!

GAH JJ - win 'em all to shut Tracey the fuck up!

Brena
Jun 24th, 2009, 04:13 PM
What are you talking about? JJ is STILL in form! She is the GOAT after all. ;)

On a serious note though, JJ has beaten some good big hitters at her peak(Venus anyone?) In fact her style of game is the very type of game that gives them fits, hence why when she was GOAT, she had so many haters. :cool:

Of course if JJ and Vika were to ever play each other, I'll have a split personality with that match cause I dont' want either of them to lose. :awww:

Vika's game reminds me more of Ana's than of Venus', that's one of the reasons she scares me. :scared:
But you're right, there's only one true GOAT who'll thrash them all, so this is all quite irrelevant. :smoke:


Naima, do you realise everyone in GM is jumping on GiseGOAT's bandwagon atm! :speakles:

Snex
Jun 24th, 2009, 04:18 PM
Poor Bepa plays on Court 18. :rolls:

:speakles: What if they put JJ there tomorrow? :confused:

JadeFox
Jun 24th, 2009, 04:19 PM
Vika's game reminds me more of Ana's than of Venus', that's one of the reasons she scares me. :scared:
But you're right, there's only one true GOAT who'll thrash them all, so this is all quite irrelevant. :smoke:


Naima, do you realise everyone in GM is jumping on GiseGOAT's bandwagon atm! :speakles:

Of course. JJ is still the GOAT even when she sucks so really what difference does it make?

And :ras: to the Gisele bandwagoners on GM.

Nina.
Jun 24th, 2009, 04:21 PM
Naima, do you realise everyone in GM is jumping on GiseGOAT's bandwagon atm! :speakles:


See? Just another proof how :weirdo: GM is :shrug:

~Kiera~
Jun 24th, 2009, 04:24 PM
Poor Bepa plays on Court 18. :rolls:

:speakles: What if they put JJ there tomorrow? :confused:

Then she'll have to suck it up and not act like a baby.

Princeza
Jun 24th, 2009, 04:35 PM
Naima, do you realise everyone in GM is jumping on GiseGOAT's bandwagon atm! :speakles:

'Wow Gisela Dulko is so hot' :sobbing:

We know who the true fans are. Still, I'm shocked that you had doubts about her win :speakles:

Princeza
Jun 24th, 2009, 04:56 PM
Q. When the game got so tense at the end, it was a terrific game at the end, did the decibels seem to go up?

GISELA DULKO: The what?

Q. Maria has a lot of fans, not just because she's a great tennis player, but because she's very attractive and she does a lot of modeling. A few people have noticed you're not so bad looking yourself. How do you feel about being a pin up?

GISELA DULKO: Thank you.

Q. Would that be welcome attention, queen of SW19? Would that be welcome, that attention? Our publication is making you the new pin up of Wimbledon. Would that be a welcome attention for you?

GISELA DULKO: Yeah, it's always nice. I always said, I'm not only a tennis player, I'm a woman. I didn't understand the question very well. Sorry, my English is not very good.

Q. You were a very popular winner with the crowd. To what extent do you think Maria's grunting or shrieking turned the crowd in your favor?

GISELA DULKO: No, I think, you know, it was my first time on the Centre Court. Maybe the people didn't know me till today. And, well, I think I start the match really well, and maybe the people get into that and they like it.

I don't think because of Maria. I think they just like the way I start to play and the way I was in the court. They were a big support after.

Everyone should love Gise :hug:

Snex
Jun 24th, 2009, 05:34 PM
Ana plays tomorrow on Court 18. :rolls: I knew one of them will play there. :lol:

Brena
Jun 24th, 2009, 06:00 PM
Ana plays tomorrow on Court 18. :rolls: I knew one of them will play there. :lol:

The organisers took their revenge on the wrong Serbian sister! :sobbing:

MaBaker
Jun 24th, 2009, 06:05 PM
Ana plays tomorrow on Court 18. :rolls: I knew one of them will play there. :lol:
She's playing before Jelena. If she loses, we are screwed :weirdo:

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jun 24th, 2009, 06:09 PM
If Ana loses, don't make fun of her until JJ wins. Always when you laugh at her, JJ loses in the same round :sobbing:

RFS
Jun 24th, 2009, 06:12 PM
If Ana loses, don't make fun of her until JJ wins. Always when you laugh at her, JJ loses in the same round :sobbing:

OMFG... that is actually so true...

OK - no laughhing until AFTER JJ's match!

MaBaker
Jun 24th, 2009, 06:14 PM
If Ana loses, don't make fun of her until JJ wins. Always when you laugh at her, JJ loses in the same round :sobbing:
Zoja :smash:

Nina.
Jun 24th, 2009, 06:16 PM
Just found that on Twitter:
Wimbledon: Serena Williams reveals she is writing a TV script that is 'a mixture of Desperate Housewives and Family Guy'

Does anybody know more about it?

RFS
Jun 24th, 2009, 06:17 PM
I am SOOO going to get in the Ticket queue for JJ's match tomorrow...!

Epigone
Jun 24th, 2009, 06:21 PM
Just found that on Twitter:
Wimbledon: Serena Williams reveals she is writing a TV script that is 'a mixture of Desperate Housewives and Family Guy'

Does anybody know more about it?That sounds like a Brilliant idea for a Show :worship:

~Kiera~
Jun 24th, 2009, 07:14 PM
More on the script

Q. I've read that Venus has given you a book on script writing. Will you be at the Emmys or Oscars next year?

SERENA WILLIAMS: I'm writing my script. You'll be excited to know I wrote three parts already. I call it 'my treatment,' so I'm working on my treatment now.

I was going to do it yesterday, but I started watching Dexter and I got a little sidetracked. You know what, today's a good day. I can write. I was really in the mood yesterday. For me it's really about being in the mood and how I'm feeling.

Q. What's the subject? Is it for TV or a movie?

SERENA WILLIAMS: It's definitely for TV. I don't know how good I would be at writing a movie. But I just love to write. Hopefully it will be good.

Q. If you were writing a movie on Serena Williams, what would be the opening scene of that movie?

SERENA WILLIAMS: You know, there are definitely so many options. I don't know. You know, I think I would open a scene, you know, holding a championship, and then I would rewind time. I think those stories are told well.

Q. What is the subject matter of the TV script that you're writing?

SERENA WILLIAMS: Uhm, it's a mixture between some of my favorite shows, like Desperate Housewives, and Sex and the City, and actually Family Guy. It's kind of those put together in one, if you can imagine.

Q. Can I ask whether or not you've consulted anybody that is a professional script writer that you much admire?

SERENA WILLIAMS: No. But I have my agent with William Morris Agency. This is a real blessing. What I was told to do is just kind of write down my ideas.

See, I've always been a writer, like a storyteller writer, not exactly a script writer. That's what I was told to do, just write my story, you know, just the first episode, just to get them the idea.

And then I would turn it in and someone will put it into treatment format. So that way they'll put it into a script, but it would be my writing.

The no eating in the locker room saga continues :banana:

Q. Wimbledon is so full of rules and all that kind of stuff. Maybe too many rules, a lot of people would say. The one thing I hear that's getting on your nerves this week is there's no eating allowed in the locker rooms. Why?

SERENA WILLIAMS: Uhm, you know, they said they voted on it. And I can understand. I just got confused as to why there are bananas and other stuff that you consume in the locker room, unless they found another way to consume it that I'm not aware of. I don't dare want to find out.

Q. What do you do with all the bananas and Kit Kats that you get?

SERENA WILLIAMS: I don't eat them. They say, Don't eat 'em in the locker room. So I'm just confused (laughter).

Q. Are you allowed to drink water in the locker room?

SERENA WILLIAMS: I don't know. They have water in there, so... I mean, I've been drinking in the locker room. Maybe I shouldn't.

Q. What happens if you feel naughty and have a Kit Kat anyway in the locker room?

SERENA WILLIAMS: Well, they're there, so I don't understand why they're there. You know, uhm, I don't eat in the locker room. They told me not to eat. I try to abide by the rules.

I'm just confused as to why do you supply something you consume if there's a sign that says, No consuming.

Do you suppose she knows what tenure means? ;)

Q. Can you comment on Larry Scott. He's leaving at the end of the week. His tenure.

SERENA WILLIAMS: Ten years. Was it ten years already?

Q. His tenure.

SERENA WILLIAMS: Oh, tenure.

redsonja
Jun 24th, 2009, 07:24 PM
Do you suppose she knows what tenure means? ;)

Well, I wouldn't think so right off hand, but a couple of years ago she did ask for clarification on "posterior" in a press conference at AO. :lol:

Q. Given me your relationship with your sister, have you got any comment about the behavior of an Australian TV tennis commentator last night who slow-mo'd action of Venus' posterior on television and told a national viewing audience that he thought it looked pretty good?

SERENA WILLIAMS: Posterior?

Q. Her butt.

SERENA WILLIAMS: Oh, yeah, we say booty (laughter.) I'm not quite sure about posterior. I'll try to keep that in the back of my mind. What are you doing? I'm shaking my posterior.
Venus definitely has a great posterior. I'm sure it looked nice.

So I'd think if she didn't know "tenure", she'd ask. Maybe. I mean, you should always be on the lookout for new vocabulary if you're a writer. :shrug:

MaBaker
Jun 24th, 2009, 07:27 PM
SERENA WILLIAMS: I don't eat them. They say, Don't eat 'em in the locker room. So I'm just confused (laughter).
:spit:

дalex
Jun 24th, 2009, 07:44 PM
Serena is amazing. :hearts:

Rezai is useless. I guess Jelena will have to earn that #4 ranking. :yawn:

Brena
Jun 24th, 2009, 07:48 PM
OK - no laughhing until AFTER JJ's match!

:lol: er, wait, may I laugh now about our plans to laugh later? :unsure:

Zoja :smash:

:rolleyes:
Yes, blame poor, unprotected, fragile Zoja for everything.

Brena
Jun 24th, 2009, 07:56 PM
So I'd think if she didn't know "tenure", she'd ask. Maybe. I mean, you should always be on the lookout for new vocabulary if you're a writer. :shrug:

:rolls:

Hamletrena: ''To eat or not to eat - that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the locker-room to suffer
The empty tummy and allure of outrageous Kit-Kats
Or to take a banana against the rules of WTA
And by opposing end them. To eat, to stuff yourself silly--
No more--and by stuffing yourself silly to say we end
The hunger, and the thousand natural shocks
That tummy is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished...''

Snex
Jun 24th, 2009, 08:09 PM
What are you doing? I'm shaking my posterior. Venus definitely has a great posterior.

LMAO!!!!!!!! :rolls: :haha:

No, no, no. http://smileyshut.com/smileys/new/3D Smiles (81).jpg I am not laughing at Rena. :o She just reminds me of JJ. :shrug:

ce
Jun 24th, 2009, 08:35 PM
serena :sobbing:
she and jj have the most entertaining responses :sobbing:

Snex
Jun 24th, 2009, 08:39 PM
serena :sobbing:
she and jj have the most entertaining responses :sobbing:

And JJ has the best posterior in the WTA tour. :secret:

Cilla
Jun 25th, 2009, 04:34 AM
Serena is hysterical :sobbing: so many great :spit: arrogant/ungracious quotes over the years. The tour wiill be poorer when she decided to retire.

RFS
Jun 25th, 2009, 06:25 AM
Maybe. I mean, you should always be on the lookout for new vocabulary if you're a writer. :shrug:

:rolls:

Hamletrena: ''To eat or not to eat - that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the locker-room to suffer
The empty tummy and allure of outrageous Kit-Kats
Or to take a banana against the rules of WTA
And by opposing end them. To eat, to stuff yourself silly--
No more--and by stuffing yourself silly to say we end
The hunger, and the thousand natural shocks
That tummy is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished...''

:haha:
Genius... the both of you!

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jun 25th, 2009, 12:57 PM
Lleyton is such a grass GOAT :hearts: Vamos :rocker2:

дalex
Jun 25th, 2009, 01:24 PM
Are there any clay courts at Wimbledon? With so many breaks of serve in Peng v Radwanska, you'd think they're playing on one. :tape:

Epigone
Jun 25th, 2009, 01:27 PM
:rolls:

Hamletrena: ''To eat or not to eat - that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the locker-room to suffer
The empty tummy and allure of outrageous Kit-Kats
Or to take a banana against the rules of WTA
And by opposing end them. To eat, to stuff yourself silly--
No more--and by stuffing yourself silly to say we end
The hunger, and the thousand natural shocks
That tummy is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished...''Brilliant! :worship:

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jun 25th, 2009, 02:45 PM
Lleyton won :woohoo: This Wimbledon is perfect so far :D

Optima
Jun 25th, 2009, 02:46 PM
Juan :o Ridiculous.

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jun 25th, 2009, 02:47 PM
Optima :hug:

Nina.
Jun 25th, 2009, 02:50 PM
Old Hewitt can still beat a top5 player. Congrats. I have never been a fan but I am happy for him!

Lleyton won :woohoo: This Wimbledon is perfect so far :D

Ummm.... Maria??? :ras:

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jun 25th, 2009, 02:53 PM
Old Hewitt can still beat a top5 player. Congrats. I have never been a fan but I am happy for him!
Ummm.... Maria??? :ras:

Ok, Wimbledon on the men's side is perfect so far :tears:

Nina.
Jun 25th, 2009, 02:56 PM
Ok, Wimbledon on the men's side is perfect so far :tears:

alright, I can live with that ;)

Epigone
Jun 25th, 2009, 02:57 PM
Errani :spit:

Well done :yeah:

Just Do It
Jun 25th, 2009, 03:01 PM
Frog woman :bigwave:

louisa.
Jun 25th, 2009, 03:04 PM
lleyton :bowdown: nice work today.

~Kiera~
Jun 25th, 2009, 03:28 PM
I hope Maria gets a game :o

(I also hope more people show up to watch it :tape:)

ms_nut
Jun 25th, 2009, 03:32 PM
I hope Maria gets a game :o

(I also hope more people show up to watch it :tape:)

:lol: They've all run off to fill their bellies before the Andy Murray match..

~Kiera~
Jun 25th, 2009, 03:51 PM
:lol: They've all run off to fill their bellies before the Andy Murray match..

Some have returned and Maria finally won a game :bounce:

;)

дalex
Jun 25th, 2009, 04:07 PM
Ana is most certainly dating that golfer Adam Scott. Serbian journalist asked if he can ask her a private question. She was curious and asked what kind of private question. Then the guy asked her about Adam Scott being in Wimbledon to watch her. She giggled and said "Oh that is a private question". He then said that's why I asked if I can ask about sth private. She then said "Uhmm no *giggle*".

:haha:

ms_nut
Jun 25th, 2009, 04:08 PM
:ras: Foil the sexist plans of the stupid Wimbledon organizers, Maria..make them wait for eternity before they can see Murray..

:o I hate how they always put 4 men's and 2 women's matches on the two biggest courts.. :scared: it's going to be a nightmare for Rd 4 with only 2/16 matches played on the big courts.

~Kiera~
Jun 25th, 2009, 04:21 PM
Ana is most certainly dating that golfer Adam Scott. Serbian journalist asked if he can ask her a private question. She was curious and asked what kind of private question. Then the guy asked her about Adam Scott being in Wimbledon to watch her. She giggled and said "Oh that is a private question". He then said that's why I asked if I can ask about sth private. She then said "Uhmm no *giggle*".

:haha:

:lol:

I thought something was going on when those pictures of them in Australia came out around the Aussie Open.

дalex
Jun 25th, 2009, 04:25 PM
Let's just all remind ourselves that Ana was still dating Fernando at the time those pics with Adam appeared. Wasn't she?

Maybe she is a sl*t after all. And maybe it was Fernando who shouted that during her 1st round match. :haha:

ms_nut
Jun 25th, 2009, 04:33 PM
^ How dare you call Ana a sl*t?:( So JJ was flirting with Murray when she was with Jumanji are whomever.. are you saying our angel pie is a sl*t as well..:angel: 'Cos she's not.. nuh uh...

-NAJ-
Jun 25th, 2009, 04:33 PM
Let's just all remind ourselves that Ana was still dating Fernando at the time those pics with Adam appeared. Wasn't she?

Maybe she is a sl*t after all. And maybe it was Fernando who shouted that during her 1st round match. :haha:

you are mean:devil:


she is happy who cares about Fernando:(

дalex
Jun 25th, 2009, 04:35 PM
Well Ana won, I'm allowed to be little mean, no?

And I like them a bit slutty so it's a plus for Ana in my book. :lol:

-NAJ-
Jun 25th, 2009, 04:51 PM
I like your humor and don't have problem with that but some people will not understand your humor and they will start to discuss and offend you.

дalex
Jun 25th, 2009, 05:04 PM
Who are those people!? http://i4.tinypic.com/6ugrdiq.gif

edit. Ooops, I missed your post, ms_nut! I would never call Ana a sl*t, or anyone... JJ? She's an angel!

:angel:

-NAJ-
Jun 25th, 2009, 05:09 PM
in this case some Ana's fans, and it's normal lol

дalex
Jun 25th, 2009, 05:14 PM
http://i4.tinypic.com/6ugrdiq.gif

Forgive me, Ana fans! :hug:

-NAJ-
Jun 25th, 2009, 09:01 PM
Azarenka-Cirstea tomorrow on CC

can Cirstea suprise Azarenka and win?

~Kiera~
Jun 25th, 2009, 09:03 PM
Perhaps if the crowd start imitating Vika again :lol:

Epigone
Jun 25th, 2009, 09:31 PM
Weird dreams :sobbing:

Marilyn Monheaux
Jun 25th, 2009, 09:56 PM
Azarenka-Cirstea tomorrow on CC

can Cirstea suprise Azarenka and win?

I hope so:devil:

~Kiera~
Jun 25th, 2009, 09:57 PM
Sam Querrey - a magnet for violent, drunk, people? :o

https://twitter.com/samquerrey

21st June

this morning a homeless guy punched me in the arm after breakfast and it actually hurt.

24th June

on my return home from my close 5 set loss, i was struck, yet again, by a drunk vagrant in wimbledon village, this time in the gut.

Marilyn Monheaux
Jun 25th, 2009, 09:58 PM
Michael Jackson just passed away...:sad:

Epigone
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:04 PM
Sam Querrey - a magnet for violent, drunk, people? :o

https://twitter.com/samquerreyHow many people do you follow on Twitter? :lol:Michael Jackson just passed away...:sad::sad:

~Kiera~
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:04 PM
Michael Jackson just passed away...:sad:

:speakles:

Brena
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:09 PM
Michael Jackson just passed away...:sad:

what???

Cilla
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:10 PM
MJ :eek: :sobbing: :sad:

Tashi
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:11 PM
It's still unconfirmed ya'll. Hopefully it's not true.

MaBaker
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:12 PM
Where did you hear that ?

JadeFox
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:14 PM
All I heard is that he was hospitalized.

Don't die Wacko Jacko! :sad:

Marilyn Monheaux
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:18 PM
TMZ.com It's official:sad: I'm seriously shocked right now:speakles:

-NAJ-
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:18 PM
Zvonareva and JJ still don't have Prince logo on racquet strings.
Vera have red circle on strings. (it's a part of the Yonex logo:lol:)



this morning a homeless guy punched me in the arm after breakfast and it actually hurt.
on my return home from my close 5 set loss, i was struck, yet again, by a drunk vagrant in wimbledon village, this time in the gut.
:eek::eek::eek:
poor Sam.
btw too bad that he lost that match:(

Epigone
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:25 PM
TMZ.com It's official:sad: I'm seriously shocked right now:speakles:Major news outlets still haven't confirmed it - they're basing their reports on the TMZ reportZvonareva and JJ still don't have Prince logo on racquet strings.
Vera have red circle on strings. (it's a part of the Yonex logo:lol:):o

Bepa is injured again :sad:

JadeFox
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:25 PM
TMZ.com It's official:sad: I'm seriously shocked right now:speakles:

:hysteric::hysteric::hysteric:

RIP Man.

Edit: No confirmation from other outlets yet but still, NOOOOOOO!

Brena
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:26 PM
RIP MJ
So much talent and so much unhappiness. :sad:

~Kiera~
Jun 25th, 2009, 10:26 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/06/pop-star-michael-jackson-was-rushed-to-a-hospital-this-afternoon-by-los-angeles-fire-department-paramedics--capt-steve-ruda.html