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Epigone
Jun 16th, 2009, 11:20 PM
How can you read social situation in transitional Serbia today through a multinational company like McDonald’s?
Filip: In various ways. McDonalds is the same everywhere. In that sense, it is interesting to watch, in the same context, such an organised system and people who are, fundamentally, maladjusted to it.

Also, here, McDonald’s is a symbol of all evils. Whenever anything happens, we hurry to demolish McDonald’s. Bombing starts – set McDonald’s on fire. Kosovo declares independence – set McDonald’s on fire. Let’s realise how cruel the transition is – write a drama about McDonald’s."RONALD, PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME" (http://www.narodnopozoriste.co.yu/cms_eng/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=413&Itemid=)

:sobbing:

redsonja
Jun 17th, 2009, 05:50 AM
If I should die [giggle] and leave you here awhile [giggle]
Be not like others, sore undone [giggle], who keep [giggle]
Long vigils by the silent dust, and weep [giggle]
For my sake—turn again to life and smile [giggle] [giggle] [giggle]
Nerving thy heart [giggle] and trembling hand to do [giggle]
Something to comfort other hearts than thine [giggle]
Complete those dear unfinished tasks of mine [giggle]
And I, perchance, may therein comfort you [giggle]

;)

I'm totally behind, but this has to get some kind of a GOAT post award. :worship: ;)

Princeza
Jun 17th, 2009, 08:06 AM
You're all invited! Tea with arsenic for everyone!


Tea with arsenic goes to her, I'm not dying for this idiot.


I remember someone once said she was "cutely retarded". I think that describes her very well. :spit:

I want my royalties for this sentence :angel:

Sarah, your sig :worship:

~Kiera~
Jun 17th, 2009, 01:38 PM
Of course, Anna loses to Marion in two sets :rolleyes:

Sarah, your sig :worship:

Something to commemorate their foolishness :p

RFS
Jun 17th, 2009, 01:43 PM
Sarah - Sig.... awesome!

ms_nut
Jun 17th, 2009, 01:54 PM
:lol: @ Sarah's sig.

That reminds me.. i had a dream last night that JJ won a GS. After she won the last point, she fell on her knees and started crying... i don't know which GS it was... i tried to get a "glimpse" of the player she beat.. and it was....................ME..:confused:

:lol: that's probably the only way she'll win a GS these days.

louisa.
Jun 17th, 2009, 01:55 PM
:rolls: :rolls:

~Kiera~
Jun 17th, 2009, 02:05 PM
Sarah - Sig.... awesome!

Thank you :)

:lol: @ Sarah's sig.

That reminds me.. i had a dream last night that JJ won a GS. After she won the last point, she fell on her knees and started crying... i don't know which GS it was... i tried to get a "glimpse" of the player she beat.. and it was....................ME..:confused:

:lol: that's probably the only way she'll win a GS these days.

:spit:

Snex
Jun 17th, 2009, 02:29 PM
I like your sig. :worship:

I have 1 question for you, guys. Where is Ana's right hand? :tape: And JJ did not complain. :o It was just a matter of time. :shrug: Cutely retarded...

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9141/sec07.jpg

дalex
Jun 17th, 2009, 02:37 PM
Ana looks like she had another rough night. Jelena! http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

~Kiera~
Jun 17th, 2009, 02:40 PM
Jelana love :hearts:

It was just a matter of time...

Snex
Jun 17th, 2009, 02:48 PM
:lol:

Nadia retired. :awww:

~Kiera~
Jun 17th, 2009, 02:54 PM
Nadia :hug: Hopefully it's just precautionary.

MaBaker
Jun 17th, 2009, 02:54 PM
I see Ana is ready to fistpump...
Jelana love :hearts:

God forbid :spit: That would be the most idiotic couple in the world, though, their relationship would be full of excitement.

Cilla
Jun 17th, 2009, 03:12 PM
God forbid :spit: That would be the most idiotic couple in the world, though, their relationship would be full of excitement.
I'm not sure the world is ready for this :bolt:

~Kiera~
Jun 17th, 2009, 03:30 PM
In the last two matches, Dinara's opponents have double faulted on match point :o

I see Ana is ready to fistpump...

God forbid :spit: That would be the most idiotic couple in the world, though, their relationship would be full of excitement.

I'm not sure the world is ready for this :bolt:

That's why they're perfect for each other! Who else could cope with them? As they say, birds of a feather flock together.

redsonja
Jun 17th, 2009, 03:38 PM
In the last two matches, Dinara's opponents have double faulted on match point :o
Three, actually. In their doubles match Sorana double faulted on match point, but they had 3 match points, so it didn't matter. :o It's like Dinara's own personal Groundhog Day.

That's why they're perfect for each other! Who else could cope with them? As they say, birds of a feather flock together.
Perfect. :lol: When tennis meets The L Word...

~Kiera~
Jun 17th, 2009, 03:48 PM
Three, actually. In their doubles match Sorana double faulted on match point, but they had 3 match points, so it didn't matter. :o It's like Dinara's own personal Groundhog Day.

Seriously? :o I only saw the doubles result so I didn't realise Sorana did that, too. I guess she isn't going to forget RG anytime soon.

redsonja
Jun 17th, 2009, 04:01 PM
Seriously? :o I only saw the doubles result so I didn't realise Sorana did that, too. I guess she isn't going to forget RG anytime soon.

Seriously. You can't make this shit up. :lol:

-NAJ-
Jun 17th, 2009, 04:04 PM
greatest choke of the year Mauresmo -Makarova
makarova served for 1st set then mauresmo break back, mauresmo wasted 6-2 in TB of 1st set , in 2nd set she had 4-0, then in tb she had several set points , saved MPs with aces and then she lost 15-13

great

RFS
Jun 17th, 2009, 04:04 PM
Amelie... 15/13 to lose in the TB of the 2nd set :sad:

Puppy and partner beasted by Bluber for 1 & 2... :haha:

redsonja
Jun 17th, 2009, 04:05 PM
15-13?? Oh Amelie. :sad:

allrounder
Jun 17th, 2009, 04:06 PM
Ana and her new doubles partner Sabine got thrashed 6-1 6-2 by Bluber :lol:

дalex
Jun 17th, 2009, 04:09 PM
That's what she gets for not choosing Jelena as her doubles partner.

-NAJ-
Jun 17th, 2009, 04:21 PM
Wozniacki is playing Eastbourne.:eek: Very fast recovery from diagnose that she won't be able to play several months:worship::worship:

~Kiera~
Jun 17th, 2009, 04:42 PM
That's what she gets for not choosing Jelena as her doubles partner.

I guess she learnt her lesson :o

Wozniacki is playing Eastbourne.:eek: Very fast recovery from diagnose that she won't be able to play several months:worship::worship:

Caroline (and her team, who seem to disseminate the information) remind me of Jelena. About to die on court yet they still appear at the next tournament.

-NAJ-
Jun 17th, 2009, 04:49 PM
Caroline (and her team, who seem to disseminate the information) remind me of Jelena. About to die on court yet they still appear at the next tournament.


Caroline is just trying to be JJ
JJ is one and only:lol:

-NAJ-
Jun 17th, 2009, 04:51 PM
In the last two matches, Dinara's opponents have double faulted on match point :o



Safina just hit DF on their set point in doubles:hearts:
:lol:

Princeza
Jun 17th, 2009, 05:08 PM
Three games, not that bad.
I know another pair who wouldn't have scored one.

Brena
Jun 17th, 2009, 05:37 PM
greatest choke of the year Mauresmo -Makarova
makarova served for 1st set then mauresmo break back, mauresmo wasted 6-2 in TB of 1st set , in 2nd set she had 4-0, then in tb she had several set points , saved MPs with aces and then she lost 15-13

great

Amelie............................................ .. :weirdo:

That's what she gets for not choosing Jelena as her doubles partner.

Yes, she gets 3 games instead of two bagels. :lol:

Brena
Jun 17th, 2009, 05:40 PM
I like your sig. :worship:

I have 1 question for you, guys. Where is Ana's right hand? :tape: And JJ did not complain. :o It was just a matter of time. :shrug: Cutely retarded...

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9141/sec07.jpg

JJ likes them cute and retarded. :shrug:

дalex
Jun 17th, 2009, 05:44 PM
Yes, she gets 3 games instead of two bagels. :lol:

Pffttt... Don't you know that Jelena is Wimbledon mixed doubles champ and Birmingham doubles champ!?

They'd totally take out Bluber!

Brena
Jun 17th, 2009, 05:52 PM
Pffttt... Don't you know that Jelena is Wimbledon mixed doubles champ and Birmingham doubles champ!?

They'd totally take out Bluber!

Yes, she'd tell Ana to step aside and just pass her the balls (from the right, of course) and she'll deal with those two alone. Ana could fistpump now and then, to annoy Bluber a bit, but that's all the help JJGOAT would need.

~Kiera~
Jun 17th, 2009, 05:52 PM
JJ likes them cute and retarded. :shrug:

More proof! I'm on to something here, people ;)

~Kiera~
Jun 17th, 2009, 06:03 PM
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4165/66342602.jpg

“Nadia’s on a man hunt so you probably know why she likes the combined events,” he teased his compatriot.

The video (http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/page/VideoFeatures/FeaturesDetail/0,,12781~1695050,00.html) is even better :lol:

redsonja
Jun 17th, 2009, 07:18 PM
The video (http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/page/VideoFeatures/FeaturesDetail/0,,12781~1695050,00.html) is even better :lol:

Uh. Amaze. :lol:

MaBaker
Jun 17th, 2009, 07:47 PM
More proof! I'm on to something here, people ;)
And all these years they were pretending they don't like each other. Clever.

~Kiera~
Jun 17th, 2009, 08:17 PM
And all these years they were pretending they don't like each other. Clever.

It's like the little boy who pulls the little girl's hair when he secretly likes her ;)

ms_nut
Jun 17th, 2009, 08:33 PM
It's like the little boy who pulls the little girl's hair when he secretly likes her ;)

Well, that explains all the drubbings Ana gave JJ when they actually played "tennis" on the WTA tour.:)

MaBaker
Jun 17th, 2009, 08:36 PM
^:spit:

:tears:

~Kiera~
Jun 17th, 2009, 08:42 PM
Well, that explains all the drubbings Ana gave JJ when they actually played "tennis" on the WTA tour.:)

:lol:

Optima
Jun 17th, 2009, 09:40 PM
Nadia :inlove:

~Kiera~
Jun 17th, 2009, 10:22 PM
Wanted: A friend for Ana :awww:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/othersport/view/85236/Ivanovic-s-warning-to-British-starlet-Laura/

IVANOVIC'S WARNING TO BRITISH STARLET LAURA

FORMER world No.1 Ana Ivanovic has warned British Wimbledon hope Laura Robson that life’s a bitch on the women’s circuit.

The Serb beauty has been given the cold shoulder by her rivals ever since she turned pro five years ago after being runner-up in the juniors at SW19.

She revealed not once had she gone out socially with another female player in all that time.

But she admitted after having met and chatted with Robson, who is just 15, she might have found someone at last to hang out with.

Robson went one better than Ivanovic when she won the juniors at Wimbledon last year.

Like Ivanovic, she also seems certain to attract plenty of modelling opportunities, but the combination of looks and ability is something which others on the women’s circuit do not take kindly to.

With Robson’s debut as a pro at Wimbledon looming, Ivanovic spelled out the pitfalls for the Australia-born youngster.

Speaking at the launch of EA SPORTS Grand Slam Tennis, Ivanovic said: “It’s very competitive and since Anna Kournikova became famous, tennis has been put in a new spotlight and gone into a new era.

“There’s a lot of jealousy between the girls. So even though we see each other week after week, there is so much competitiveness that we don’t hang out with each other.

“We don’t go for a dinner. OK, in the locker room we can have a chat, but it is always about the simple things.

“It’s such a shame because we spend so much time together and we could go shopping together and have fun.

“We’re very fortunate to play in such great cities like London and Paris.

“There’s so much we could do, like go sight-seeing and to a show.

“It’d be so much fun rather than always being with your team because you always talk about the same thing.

“Sometimes you want to scream ‘Let’s not talk about tennis any more!’

“I’ve never once been out socially with another player from the circuit. They’re not mean to your face or do anything nasty. They’re just cold and don’t say much.

“As for on court, my career’s not long but I’ve seen plenty of things aimed at putting you off your game – bathroom breaks, physios on the court … They’re trying to get into your head and get a break.

“I’ve also had some stare-outs. They just stare at you when you cross at the net. But it doesn’t get to me, I just laugh it off.

“It always happens when I’m winning. So you know you’re getting to them and they’re desperately trying to find some way to unsettle you.”

Ivanovic, a shock loser at Eastbourne on Monday, said her fellow players had refused to acknowledge her talents, which eventually saw her rise to world No.1 last year after winning the French Open.

“I felt like they were ignoring me. It was if they thought they were too good and you weren’t yet good enough.

“I’ve had that in my career. They were like: ‘Don’t give her the credit she deserves’.

“That made me more determined to show them how good I was. You have to be strong and believe in yourself.

“To be a top player you have to be mentally and physically tough and also have technical knowledge.

“But often what separates the best from the rest is not the physical or technical, it is the mental – if you can hang in there and be strong, especially on the break or match points.”

Ivanovic, 22, said she felt left-handed Robson had what it takes to rise to the top.

“I know Laura because she is also with adidas and I met her in Amsterdam and saw her when I was practising at Roehampton,” she explained.

“She is a great girl and is doing so well. She just needs to believe in herself and keep working.

“But there’s pressure on her and she’s so young, although she is mature for her age and a very smart girl.

“I’m sure she’ll be fine because she has the game and potential. But it’s also important to be patient with her.

“The good thing is when we met we didn’t talk about tennis. She is a lovely girl, maybe she will be the one I can hang out and go shopping with!”

(Coming from the Daily Star, it's possibly all made up)

redsonja
Jun 17th, 2009, 11:05 PM
Wanted: A friend for Ana :awww:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/othersport/view/85236/Ivanovic-s-warning-to-British-starlet-Laura/

(Coming from the Daily Star, it's possibly all made up)

I would volunteer Dina, except now she's totes BFF with Dani Hantuchova (Ana's ex-BFF.... oooh, burn) and Yelena Isinbayeva, so I'm afraid Dina doesn't need a loser like Ana. :p

(Oh man, I love totally fictional articles. This one almost makes Ana sound like she's hoping Laura Robson will want to go to the revival of Starlight Express with her. :lol: )

ChriS.
Jun 18th, 2009, 12:31 AM
Ana and her new doubles partner Sabine got thrashed 6-1 6-2 by Bluber :lol:I watched the first two games but decided that Ana was going to get her ass kicked so left to watch something else as this was a complete mismatch! Ana looked lovely but she is not great at doubles unlike Kirilenko who is amazing - her match was very entertaining.

RFS
Jun 18th, 2009, 07:52 AM
I would volunteer Dina, except now she's totes BFF with Dani Hantuchova (Ana's ex-BFF.... oooh, burn) and Yelena Isinbayeva, so I'm afraid Dina doesn't need a loser like Ana. :p

(Oh man, I love totally fictional articles. This one almost makes Ana sound like she's hoping Laura Robson will want to go to the revival of Starlight Express with her. :lol: )
Oh awesome imagery :haha:
AI: Oh this is exciting... I could sing and dance in the aisle... "We Touched the Starrrrrrrrrrrliiiiiiiiiiiiiight...tra la"
LR: Uh huh... look... can you go pay for the drinks in the interval as I'm still too young to get alcohol...

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 08:51 AM
http://www.grand-event.com/site/images/stories/seka_sydney_small.jpg
NEWSFLASH: 16. June 2009 Sydney Australia.
Yesterday afternoon Seka Aleksic arrived at Sydney International Airport. Tired but happy she was greeted by fans and posed for photographs. She was excited to be back in Australia for her 'Queen Tour' that starts this Friday in Melbourne and on Saturday in Sydney

Anci is contagious :sobbing:

~Kiera~
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:33 AM
I would volunteer Dina, except now she's totes BFF with Dani Hantuchova (Ana's ex-BFF.... oooh, burn) and Yelena Isinbayeva, so I'm afraid Dina doesn't need a loser like Ana. :p

When did Dinara get so popular? :lol: :scratch:

(Oh man, I love totally fictional articles. This one almost makes Ana sound like she's hoping Laura Robson will want to go to the revival of Starlight Express with her. :lol: )

:lol:

oneandonly
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:24 AM
So, as I am gonna see our goat in a few days, I was wondering how do you say to "good luck" in Serbian? And please I don't want the words glupaco jedna or kozo included :angel:.

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:24 AM
So, as I am gonna see our goat in a few days, I was wondering how do you say to "good luck" in Serbian? And please I don't want the words glupaco jedna or kozo included :angel:.Srecno, budalo! :angel:

RFS
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:47 AM
So, as I am gonna see our goat in a few days, I was wondering how do you say to "good luck" in Serbian? And please I don't want the words glupaco jedna or kozo included :angel:.

What days are you going... I might stroll down and improve my Serbian...

oneandonly
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:48 AM
What days are you going... I might stroll down and improve my Serbian...
I'm going on the first 2 days :)

RFS
Jun 18th, 2009, 12:08 PM
Fucking ACE!!!!
My bud has offered me 2 Centre Court tickets... for MONDAY!!!!!!!

Defending Champion Rafa will take to the court and I will be blogging it all for you lucky people!!!!

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 12:50 PM
Ohmy, exciting. You should all post your experiences in Rozzie's Wimbledon blog thread.

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 01:00 PM
Srecno, budalo! :angel:
:hug: or, pobedi nekog vise, dilejo jedna :)

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 01:08 PM
If you're at JJ's match, just scream her name loudly, make her feel special... That should make her play better.

If you see her off-court or signing autographs after practice tell her to quit whining and mentioning breaks and retirements. That she should get on with things and keep trying her best no matter how bad her best is at the moment. It can only get better.

Be positive. :dance:

RFS
Jun 18th, 2009, 01:13 PM
If you're at JJ's match, just scream her name loudly, make her feel special... That should make her play better.

If you see her off-court or signing autographs after practice tell her to quit whining and mentioning breaks and retirements. That she should get on with things and keep trying her best no matter how bad her best is at the moment. It can only get better.

Be positive. :dance:

Are you kidding me - I will be telling her to find the nearest car park, look for a stray Moppy and telling her to GO PLAY SOME MIXED DUBS!

RFS
Jun 18th, 2009, 01:25 PM
Oh hey - I will be happy to do ALL of the bitch-slapping and the telling-of-the-stopping-of-the-whining on (almost) all of our behalves!

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 01:26 PM
That girl needs to be bitchslapped and made to believe things will get better! Tell her to stop whining!

~Kiera~
Jun 18th, 2009, 01:33 PM
Fucking ACE!!!!
My bud has offered me 2 Centre Court tickets... for MONDAY!!!!!!!

Defending Champion Rafa will take to the court and I will be blogging it all for you lucky people!!!!

Lucky you! Have fun :D

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 01:38 PM
Oh hey - I will be happy to do ALL of the bitch-slapping and the telling-of-the-stopping-of-the-whining on (almost) all of our behalves!
Make us proud, Rozzie ;)

RFS
Jun 18th, 2009, 02:10 PM
Does anyone have any preference as to the type of bitch-slapping.. left to right, first? Right to Left?
With implement? Without and just by hand?

Is it a stern ticking-off about the whining, but mentioning that we do it with nothing but love in our hearts?
Or do I just give it to her... both barrels?

The pressure to make sure I don't let you down :awww:

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 02:18 PM
^just don't stop. Do it Alex-way :

http://i44.tinypic.com/2zptogj.gif

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 02:30 PM
^ That's my best gif ever. Alexis just turns her head back again only so Krystle can slap her again. :lol:

I wish Krystle was the one slapped. Alexis is so much more fun. :devil:

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 02:42 PM
Alexis is love. Did she ever slap Krystle ? If you ever find a vid, don't forget to make a gif :inlove:

redsonja
Jun 18th, 2009, 03:00 PM
Does anyone have any preference as to the type of bitch-slapping.. left to right, first? Right to Left?
With implement? Without and just by hand?

Is it a stern ticking-off about the whining, but mentioning that we do it with nothing but love in our hearts?
Or do I just give it to her... both barrels?

The pressure to make sure I don't let you down :awww:

Try everything. That way you can't go wrong. :hug:

Go ahead, just try. We'll, uh, take up a collection for your bail money here.

-Valérie-
Jun 18th, 2009, 03:15 PM
Alexis is love. Did she ever slap Krystle ? If you ever find a vid, don't forget to make a gif :inlove:

Alexis was one of kind :lol:

I remember Krystel and Alexis fought, a couple of time maybe more, and i am sure if we were looking through old tapes, we could surely find Alexis slapping, not only Krystel, but other characters. :lol:

-Valérie-
Jun 18th, 2009, 03:35 PM
Aleksandra Wozniack, from my home province, Quebec, is doing really good this tournament. She defeated Kuznetsova, she got rid (with some difficulties) of Zheng, and now she is about to trash Dushevina on her way to the quart, this is something for a girl from Quebec to achieve.

Main while, seems Safina is going to survive Hantuchova'crash. NOt that i think Daniela can be really dangerous(even though, she can be a tough opponent), seem Safina plays more often against herself then other... So, we never know...

RFS
Jun 18th, 2009, 03:37 PM
Try everything. That way you can't go wrong. :hug:

Go ahead, just try. We'll, uh, take up a collection for your bail money here.

OK - so much to remember....ok so:
Bitchslap (with special love from... Ma, Snezana and Jadefox... Alex you want in on the dedication?
Then... let's see... "Quit your Kvetching"... that's from me and sonj 'cos she introduced me to that word and I love it to death at work...

... what did I miss?

Oh yeah... and for all us Britskis... "Play with Jamie" (define that how you will, JJ)

Any more advice you want me to impart?

redsonja
Jun 18th, 2009, 03:56 PM
Aleksandra Wozniack, from my home province, Quebec, is doing really good this tournament. She defeated Kuznetsova, she got rid (with some difficulties) of Zheng, and now she is about to trash Dushevina on her way to the quart, this is something for a girl from Quebec to achieve.

I love Aleks Wozniak. I'm not sure why, but I do. :lol:

Snex
Jun 18th, 2009, 04:29 PM
OK - so much to remember....ok so:
Bitchslap (with special love from... Ma, Snezana and Jadefox... Alex you want in on the dedication?
Then... let's see... "Quit your Kvetching"... that's from me and sonj 'cos she introduced me to that word and I love it to death at work...

... what did I miss?

Oh yeah... and for all us Britskis... "Play with Jamie" (define that how you will, JJ)

Any more advice you want me to impart?

I wish I could bad rep her... Right now!

Optima
Jun 18th, 2009, 04:38 PM
We could always just get Lucille to go after Jelena :shrug:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/kanariya23/ArrestedDevelopment36.gif

oneandonly
Jun 18th, 2009, 04:46 PM
Srecno, budalo! :angel:
:rolleyes:
Ohmy, exciting. You should all post your experiences in Rozzie's Wimbledon blog thread.
Definitely will do ;).
:hug: or, pobedi nekog vise, dilejo jedna :)
:rolleyes:


I probably won't have the guts to bitchslap goat so all our hopes lie on Rozzie this time :awww:

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 05:05 PM
I've just seen the number of comments on B92 on the news about JJ possibly taking a longer break from tennis and the one in which she denies it...:haha:

Poor Janka, even in slump she's gaining haters. :hug:

Nina.
Jun 18th, 2009, 05:11 PM
I've just seen the number of comments on B92 on the news about JJ possibly taking a longer break from tennis and the one in which she denies it...:haha:

Poor Janka, even in slump she's gaining haters. :hug:

kick her when she's down :rolleyes:

RFS
Jun 18th, 2009, 05:29 PM
:

I probably won't have the guts to bitchslap goat so all our hopes lie on Rozzie this time :awww:

Oh noes... the pressure!

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 05:32 PM
But once the bitchslapping starts I bet all the pressure will be gone. Forever! :lol:

-Valérie-
Jun 18th, 2009, 06:43 PM
But once the bitchslapping starts I bet all the pressure will be gone. Forever! :lol:

You can also steal her picnic blanket! How about that? :lol: I know she will find a way to borrow one, but at least, you would have tried and might prevent her to start picnicking too early.

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 08:53 PM
:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

I've just seen the number of comments on B92 on the news about JJ possibly taking a longer break from tennis and the one in which she denies it...:haha:

Luckily, I don't go there.Peasants :weirdo:

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:00 PM
Does anyone have any preference as to the type of bitch-slapping.. left to right, first? Right to Left?
With implement? Without and just by hand?Step 1: Rip out your seat
Step 2: Launch the seat at Jelena

:):rolleyes:Whaaaaat? :angel:Luckily, I don't go there.Peasants :weirdo:I visit the B92 website a few times each day :o

~Kiera~
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:04 PM
http://www.grand-event.com/site/images/stories/seka_sydney_small.jpg
NEWSFLASH: 16. June 2009 Sydney Australia.
Yesterday afternoon Seka Aleksic arrived at Sydney International Airport. Tired but happy she was greeted by fans and posed for photographs. She was excited to be back in Australia for her 'Queen Tour' that starts this Friday in Melbourne and on Saturday in Sydney

Anci is contagious :sobbing:

She's excited again today :banana:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/8104890.stm

"I just have to put it all together and mentally be in the moment because many times, when I start feeling good I get so excited and start thinking about the outcome and the final result instead of taking care of each match.

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:12 PM
^You are obsessed with Ana and her excitement :o

I visit the B92 website a few times each day :o
:o I only go there when Partizan beats Zvezda :angel:

~Kiera~
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:17 PM
^You are obsessed with Ana and her excitement :o


Perhaps :lol:

In my defense though, I was wasn't even looking for it. It was on someone's blog.

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:18 PM
She's excited again today :banana:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/8104890.stm:lol:

Maybe she needs to be tranquilised :scratch::o I only go there when Partizan trash Zvezda :angel::haha: You're a Partizan fan....?

Half of my friends <3 Zvezda and the other half <3 Partizan, so I just try to :tape: about football/basketball/whatever :angel:

Princeza
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:19 PM
^You are obsessed with Ana and her excitement :o

No one is.
http://i41.tinypic.com/11ijql0.gif


A hint for all the fans:
http://www.tennisforum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=665

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:24 PM
A hint for all the fans:
http://www.tennisforum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=665

:inlove:

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:29 PM
In my defense though, I was wasn't even looking for it. It was on someone's blog.
Yeah, yeah, I believe you.. :rolleyes: ;)


You're a Partizan fan....?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPJwIbmeyM :)


A hint for all the fans:
http://www.tennisforum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=665
Why on earth do I click every time :weirdo:

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPJwIbmeyM :)Were you there?

The brother of one of my friends played football for Zvezda and I think that she would kill me if I went to a Partizan match :sad:Why on earth do I click every time :weirdo:Coz you like the punishment :D

Princeza
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:37 PM
:inlove:
You already knew it, you true fan http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif



Why on earth do I click every time :weirdo:

Keep the drama, I could have linked you to http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00031/Ana_Ivanovic_31974t.jpg
But I'm not that evil with you.

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:48 PM
Were you there?
No :tears:
The brother of one of my friends played football for Zvezda and I think that she would kill me if I went to a Partizan match :sad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUM6ThwwZ8M :)


Keep the drama, I could have linked you to http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00031/Ana_Ivanovic_31974t.jpg
But I'm not that evil with you.
I didn't click this time :worship: Ana is a grobarka , just like me, so don't be evil :)

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:54 PM
You already knew it, you true fan http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

Yeah, but still...

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2476/goatd.jpg

http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

Princeza
Jun 18th, 2009, 09:59 PM
I didn't click this time :worship:


Brilliant! I'll get a way to make you click.


Ana is a grobarka , just like me, so don't be evil :)

I think you confused me with Martin.


Yeah, but still...
There are at least 30 000 posts made by a certain Epigone about singers from your country.

Nothing to be http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif about
.

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:01 PM
No :tears:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUM6ThwwZ8M :)You're such a hooligan :tears:

The only Partizan song that I know is: Nikola Pekovic salalalalalaa, j*** Gogu Sekulic shalalalalaalalala! :sobbing:I think you confused me with Martin.What did I do???There are at least 30 000 posts made by a certain Epigone about singers from your country.

Nothing to be http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif aboutI haven't posted that much!!!

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:04 PM
There are at least 30 000 posts made by a certain Epigone about singers from your country.

Nothing to be http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif about.

Uh-huh...no. http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

Princeza
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:11 PM
What did I do???

Nothing, she used the ':)' and a serbian? word. These are usually not for me.

I haven't posted that much!!!
Okayyyy, I might have exaggerated a bit 29 000 should be the right number the other 1000 go to Serena forum.

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:11 PM
I think you confused me with Martin.

If you like SS too, then probably yes.
You're such a hooligan :tears:
:hug:

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2476/goatd.jpg
http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif
:haha: You just gave my an idea...

http://i42.tinypic.com/345g6dk.jpg

http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:17 PM
Nothing, she used the ':)' and a serbian? word. These are usually not for me.She was talking about her club :pOkayyyy, I might have exaggerated a bit 29 000 should be the right number the other 1000 go to Serena forum.Hey, that post was moved from GM to Serena's forum!If you like SS too, then probably yes.I don't like SS :):hug:How many Zvezda fans have you assaulted in your lifetime?http://i42.tinypic.com/345g6dk.jpg

http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif:spit: :bowdown:

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:17 PM
Ma :haha:

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:19 PM
Nothing, she used the ':)' and a serbian? word. These are usually not for me.

It was not in a psychotic way. Ana is a grobarka (gravedigger), which means she is a Partizan fan. She played for tennis club Partizan for years.

Optima
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:19 PM
If you like SS too, then probably yes.

:hug:

:haha: You just gave my an idea...

http://i42.tinypic.com/345g6dk.jpg

http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

:worship:

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:20 PM
Ana looks so excited pushing JJ's luggage. :inlove:

~Kiera~
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:20 PM
Vera looks nice...

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/7510/610x4.jpg

Ana looks nice...

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6264/610xnrw.jpg

Venus looks nice...

Serena looks :unsure:

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4197/article119399205661b240.jpg

Where's Jelena?

Princeza
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:24 PM
:haha: You just gave my an idea...

Just for you :hug:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/2568673210_fc79127bf4.jpg

:spit: :bowdown:
Keep laughing. September will be very funny.

It was not in a psychotic way. Ana is a grobarka (gravedigger), which means she is a Partizan fan. She played for tennis club Partizan for years.

Ok.


Venus looks nice...

VENUS :bowdown:

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:26 PM
Where's Jelena?

Helicopter is running late. ;)

Serena went for that "I'm too cool for y'all bitches!" look. She sure looks confident in what she's wearing.

~Kiera~
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:28 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/345g6dk.jpg

:lol:

Serena went for that "I'm too cool for y'all bitches!" look. She sure looks confident in what she's wearing.

She looks like she's going to kill everyone :lol:

Brena
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:29 PM
:haha: You just gave my an idea...

http://i42.tinypic.com/345g6dk.jpg

http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

*death*
:bowdown::bowdown:
JJ might lack motivation but Ma certainly doesn't lack inspiration these days! :eek:

I like Serena's sparkly trousers!

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:30 PM
Keep laughing. September will be very funny.I will push your luggage cart for you if when you travel to Belgrade in September :smooch:

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:31 PM
She looks like she's going to kill everyone :lol:

She'll probably get some in the bathroom. Someone! She'll get someone in the bathroom.

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:35 PM
Serena looks :unsure:

Wth is in her pocket, too big for a cell phone :unsure:
Just for you :hug:

Thank you :hug: She's indeed the pride of Serbia. Alex&Zoja can confirm :)

Snex
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:38 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/345g6dk.jpg

http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

:rolls: :bowdown:

:awww: Poor Anci...

Brena
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:39 PM
Wth is in her pocket, too big for a cell phone :unsure:

A pair of these http://www.toyarsenal.com/Merchant2/imgs/prdcts/nunchucks.jpg
She forgot to tell something to MJMS in the locker-room last time, so she was hoping to get meet her at the players' party.

Thank you :hug: She's indeed the pride of Serbia. Alex&Zoja can confirm :)

Yes, I'm very proud I survived that day.

Princeza
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:40 PM
I will push your luggage cart for you if when you travel to Belgrade in September :smooch:

I don't want you to be arrested with the psycho kit :awww:


Thank you :hug: She's indeed the pride of Serbia. Alex&Zoja can confirm :)

Don't need them, you saying it is enough :)


Oh just saw Vera :worship:
Ana looks pregnant, seems the Spanish moron has striken again :vomit:
Serena, disgusting.

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:43 PM
God, I'm turning into reetard. :rolls:
He just said in GM that Serena looks confident wearing that.

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:44 PM
A pair of these
lol, probably.
Yes, I'm very proud I survived that day.
What day ? Tennis ? No.

Snex
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:50 PM
Ana is a grobarka , just like me, so don't be evil :)

JJ is ciganka like me. Now i know why you're laughing at her. :awww:

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:52 PM
I don't want you to be arrested with the psycho kit :awww:Just send it to Zoja before you leave Paris :cool:Oh just saw Vera :worship:
Ana looks pregnant, seems the Spanish moron has striken again :vomit:
Serena, disgusting.:spit:

Was Serena wearing one of those crappy bracelets that she was trying to sell on TV? :crying2: It sure looks similar...:unsure:

Brena
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:54 PM
Just send it to Zoja before you leave Paris

No, probs. I might need it anyway. :unsure:

Was Serena wearing one of those crappy bracelets that she was trying to sell on TV? :crying2: It sure looks similar...:unsure:

Serena is so underappreciated both as a poet and as an designer! :rolleyes:

-Valérie-
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:54 PM
*death*
:bowdown::bowdown:
JJ might lack motivation but Ma certainly doesn't lack inspiration these days! :eek:

I support that! :worship:

дalex
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:58 PM
Serena is so underappreciated both as a poet and as an designer! :rolleyes:

So true!

Serena haters! :rolleyes:

Princeza
Jun 18th, 2009, 10:59 PM
Just send it to Zoja before you leave Paris :cool::spit:

Why?



Was Serena wearing one of those crappy bracelets that she was trying to sell on TV? :crying2: It sure looks similar...:unsure:

I don't know but it's ugly, and lmao and the 'confidence = only she can wear this', doesn't matter how confident she is, she looks crap.

~Kiera~
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:06 PM
Was Serena wearing one of those crappy bracelets that she was trying to sell on TV? :crying2: It sure looks similar...:unsure:

http://www.hsn.com/serena-williams/serena-williams-fashion-jewelry_c-sw0002_a-6590_xc.aspx?prev=hp!sf!6590

Brena
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:08 PM
this is more random than usual, but after all this talk about glamouring up I have to show you a pic she sent me today - she was in Cannes for a couple of days (after the film festival). She might have no idea who JJ is, but it seems they have more in common that my sister might have suspected :unsure:

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2467/minja1.th.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/minja1.jpg/)
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6581/minja2.th.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/minja2.jpg/)

:rolleyes:

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:10 PM
^ nice pics :lol:No, probs. I might need it anyway. :unsure:Who will be the unlucky victim?Serena is so underappreciated both as a poet and as an designer! :rolleyes:I need to read some of her poems for inspirationWhy?She needs to take care of some business :cool:I don't know but it's ugly, and lmao and the 'confidence = only she can wear this', doesn't matter how confident she is, she looks crap.:haha:http://www.hsn.com/serena-williams/s...rev=hp!sf!6590 (http://www.hsn.com/serena-williams/serena-williams-fashion-jewelry_c-sw0002_a-6590_xc.aspx?prev=hp%21sf%216590) Today 07:59 AM:bowdown:

I thought that it could have been this (http://www.hsn.com/serena-williams/serena-signature-metal-mesh-brilliant-7-tennis-bracelet_p-5423733_xp.aspx)

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:11 PM
I will push your luggage cart for you if when you travel to Belgrade in September :smooch:
You're going to Ripanj again ?
JJ is ciganka like me. Now i know why you're laughing at her. :awww:
That's not the reason ;)


I don't know but it's ugly, and lmao and the 'confidence = only she can wear this', doesn't matter how confident she is, she looks crap.
:spit: :worship:

Brena
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:13 PM
Who will be the unlucky victim?

My ex-boss who's reported me to the company's disciplinary commission because I mocked him. :weirdo:

^ nice pics :lol:

She's not exactly Seka but I have high hopes for her - I'm planning to turn her into a sponzorusa and marry her off to a naive Australian guy and then live off her (his) money! Bwahaha!

~Kiera~
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:15 PM
this is more random than usual, but after all this talk about glamouring up I have to show you a pic she sent me today - she was in Cannes for a couple of days (after the film festival). She might have no idea who JJ is, but it seems they have more in common that my sister might have suspected :unsure:

Separated at birth? ;)

I thought that it could have been this (http://www.hsn.com/serena-williams/serena-signature-metal-mesh-brilliant-7-tennis-bracelet_p-5423733_xp.aspx)

It could be. We really need bigger pictures.

Princeza
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:20 PM
I need to read some of her poems for inspiration
No :sobbing: I don't want you to become like her.

this is more random than usual, but after all this talk about glamouring up I have to show you a pic she sent me today

LOL.
Poor girl.

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:22 PM
You're going to Ripanj again ?I'm visitng Belgrade to see you :)My ex-boss who's reported me to the company's disciplinary commission because I mocked him. :weirdo::eek: That doesnt sound good :o. Maybe I should pay him a visit :)She's not exactly Seka but I have high hopes for her - I'm planning to turn her into a sponzorusa and marry her off to a naive Australian guy and then live off her (his) money! Bwahaha!:sobbing: I am but a poor student :sad:It could be. We really need bigger pictures.I don't want to see a bigger pic :crying2:No :sobbing: I don't want you to become like her.That sure as hell won't happen :angel:

Brena
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:29 PM
I'm visitng Belgrade to see you :)

I'm living for the day Ma and Naima meet and become BFF! :inlove:

:eek: That doesnt sound good :o. Maybe I should pay him a visit :)

No, it's nothing, he just made a fool of himself. I'll retell you the entire incident next time, it's a bit long and idiotic. :lol: But it doesn't mean I don't want to beat him up. :)

:sobbing: I am but a poor student :sad:

You're still young. I have high hopes for you too! :D

MaBaker
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:31 PM
I'm visitng Belgrade to see you :)
Ain't gonna happen. I met Zoja, Alex & Rozzie... That's enough for me :)
I'm living for the day Ma and Naima meet and become BFF! :inlove:

We are already the BFF.

~Kiera~
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:34 PM
I don't want to see a bigger pic :crying2:

:lol:

Have a Serena love poem (http://www.womenstennisblog.com/2008/04/20/serena-williams-wrote-a-love-poem-should-stick-to-playing-tennis/) instead.

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:41 PM
I'm living for the day Ma and Naima meet and become BFF! :inlove:Sparks will fly :couple:No, it's nothing, he just made a fool of himself. I'll retell you the entire incident next time, it's a bit long and idiotic. :lol: But it doesn't mean I don't want to beat him up. :)I'll have my popcorn ready :DYou're still young. I have high hopes for you too! :DAt least someone believes in me :awww:Ain't gonna happen. I met Zoja, Alex & Rozzie... That's enough for me :)Perhaps there will be a chance encounter :)We are already the BFF.I didn't get that memo :sad::lol:

Have a Serena love poem (http://www.womenstennisblog.com/2008/04/20/serena-williams-wrote-a-love-poem-should-stick-to-playing-tennis/) instead.Thanks :D
Have you ever loved somebody so much
It makes you cryHave u been in love before
So much you want to cryPlagiarising ideas :sobbing:

Princeza
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:43 PM
I'm living for the day Ma and Naima meet and become BFF! :inlove:


We are already the BFF.

True.

:lol:

Have a Serena love poem (http://www.womenstennisblog.com/2008/04/20/serena-williams-wrote-a-love-poem-should-stick-to-playing-tennis/) instead.

:worship:

miena(: on February 6th, 2009

this is a rlly gudd poem (:

Epigone
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:49 PM
miena(: on February 6th, 2009

this is a rlly gudd poem (:Aj agri wid miena (:

Cilla
Jun 18th, 2009, 11:52 PM
Serena looks :unsure:

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4197/article119399205661b240.jpg


Serena's pants :spit: "STOP! Hammertime!"

~Kiera~
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:00 AM
Serena's pants :spit: "STOP! Hammertime!"

:lol:

I've got that stupid song stuck in my head now :o

Epigone
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:00 AM
Serena's pants :spit: "STOP! Hammertime!":sobbing:

Break it down!

http://crossroadstrading.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/mc-hammer.jpg

~Kiera~
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:24 AM
From Serena's twitter

Hey! So, just finished a WTA event & I had a blast. I'm wearing the most "awesomest" pants. LOL!!!

:lol:

Epigone
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:37 AM
From Serena's twitter :lol::spit:

Serena really digs those Hammer pants :crying2:, perhaps so much so that this will be Serena and Richard on Serena's wedding day :sobbing:

eVCFCgRYAsU

RFS
Jun 19th, 2009, 07:49 AM
oh holy christ!!! I am so glad no one is in the office this early - I just roared out laughing at that vid!

Optima
Jun 19th, 2009, 08:02 AM
:spit:

Epigone
Jun 19th, 2009, 09:50 AM
Listen to the music and voiceover at the start of this video :spit:

"He's suing for $574; the amount he's owed" :sobbing:

ic0uWWAcg5c

MaBaker
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:00 PM
Sparks will fly :couple:
Indeed..when we leave you and your drama buddy you know where. Sparks everywhere :inlove:

Serena's pants :spit: "STOP! Hammertime!"
:spit:

Epigone
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:07 PM
Indeed..when we leave you and your drama buddy you know where. Sparks everywhere :inlove:I'm not afraid of your threats :)

I'm prepared to protect Zoja from you loonies :cool:

~Kiera~
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:08 PM
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7540/14467263.jpg

Sveta stole Jelena's outfit.

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:10 PM
Williams sisters not in the same part of the draw, please God prevent us from another Williams final :yawn:

дalex
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:18 PM
Sveta stole Jelena's outfit.

Ah the good times. I miss that Janka.

дalex
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:38 PM
Marion! What a b!tch! :tape:

MaBaker
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:39 PM
Bartoli :weirdo:

Snex
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:42 PM
Williams sisters not in the same part of the draw, please God prevent us from another Williams final :yawn:

:worship:

Snex
Jun 19th, 2009, 12:45 PM
Marion! What a b!tch! :tape:

B!tch retarded. :o

Princeza
Jun 19th, 2009, 01:20 PM
I'm prepared to protect Zoja from you loonies :cool:

Should be fun :)


This draw http://yelims.free.fr/Groumph/Triste02.gif

Epigone
Jun 19th, 2009, 01:29 PM
Should be fun :)Well, you'll need to turn up first ;)

~Kiera~
Jun 19th, 2009, 01:35 PM
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/396/012781609237700.jpg

Richard and Venus :lol:

Princeza
Jun 19th, 2009, 01:43 PM
Well, you'll need to turn up first ;)
I'm sure she can do the job alone if I can't come ;)

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/396/012781609237700.jpg

Richard and Venus :lol:
Venus is the lady :worship:
Pinky Svetasex :hearts:

Shame Vera stands up next to the clown, he should be with the other clown with golden pants.

Epigone
Jun 19th, 2009, 01:51 PM
^ that photo...:oI'm sure she can do the job alone if I can't come ;)I'm not afraid of Ma :cool:

There is a French movie on tv :D, but it's hard to read the subtitles and do stuff online :o

RFS
Jun 19th, 2009, 01:59 PM
Marion! What a b!tch! :tape:

What's with all the bartoli love?

Princeza
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:17 PM
There is a French movie on tv :D, but it's hard to read the subtitles and do stuff online :o

What is it?

ms_nut
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:21 PM
There is a French movie on tv :D, but it's hard to read the subtitles and do stuff online :o

:confused: They've started adding subtitles to p*rn? That doesn't make any sense...

Epigone
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:23 PM
What is it?Something called Demonlover :scratch::confused: They've started adding subtitles to p*rn? That doesn't make any sense...:haha: Actually, it is a bit :unsure: :crying2:

Princeza
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:30 PM
:confused: They've started adding subtitles to p*rn? That doesn't make any sense...
?

Something called Demonlover

Never heard of it. Title seems so exciting that I wouldn't want to watch it.

Epigone
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:37 PM
?ms_nut is saying that the movie is something :hehehe: because it is French :crying2:Never heard of it. Title seems so exciting that I wouldn't want to watch it.:haha:

Well, it's not exactly Jean de Florette :mimi:

~Kiera~
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:38 PM
What's with all the bartoli love?

She retired from her match and then refused to shake Razzano's hand. The crowd even booed her :lol:

:confused: They've started adding subtitles to p*rn? That doesn't make any sense...

:lol:

Princeza
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:42 PM
ms_nut is saying that the movie is something :hehehe: because it is French :crying2::haha:

True that there's nothing better than an American movie full of chastity :inlove: http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

Well, it's not exactly Jean de Florette :mimi:

Best French films are old, nothing compared to the crap they're doing now.

Epigone
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:49 PM
True that there's nothing better than an American movie full of chastity :inlove: http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif:haha:Best French films are old, nothing compared to the crap they're doing now.Old = how old?

Cilla
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:52 PM
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/396/012781609237700.jpg

Richard and Venus :lol:

Branson :sobbing: :rolls:

Snex
Jun 19th, 2009, 02:54 PM
Wozniak... :o

I'm so glad that JJ's not on that pic with these jerks. :devil: Poor Bepa. This is like Harem, and Venus is like hanuma. :rolls:

-NAJ-
Jun 19th, 2009, 03:12 PM
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/396/012781609237700.jpg

Richard and Venus :lol:

Girl next to Ana is?:confused:


Thank God that Marion lost:bounce: I hope she will be ok for Wimbledon to beat some top seeds:drool:She is not in jj's par of draw:worship:

ms_nut
Jun 19th, 2009, 03:14 PM
True that there's nothing better than an American movie full of chastity :inlove: http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif



It was a dig at Martin more than French films..:p

:lol: Did anyone see that shot where Caro fell down and Aleks hit the ball right back to her, and she returned it sitting down?

~Kiera~
Jun 19th, 2009, 03:17 PM
Girl next to Ana is?:confused:

Anne Keothavong.

-NAJ-
Jun 19th, 2009, 03:24 PM
Anne Keothavong.
she is beautiful:hearts:

Wrekin
Jun 19th, 2009, 03:33 PM
Anne Keothavong.

What's she doing there? :lol:

~Kiera~
Jun 19th, 2009, 03:43 PM
What's she doing there? :lol:

I guess they invited her to wear the Ralph Lauren stuff?

For a Ralph Lauren/ Sony Ericsson party pre-Wimbledon party held earlier today in London, WTA girls got an ultimate Ralph makeover thanks to the racks of the designer’s luxe collections. Venus Williams wore a pre-Fall Black Label platinum satin tuxedo silk dress, while Serena Williams donned a Spring 09 Ralph Lauren Collection gold sequin pants with white top. Vera Zvonareva chose a platinum satin silk dress from pre-Fall, while Elena Dementieva showcased an owl neck dress from the Black Label. Brit star Anne Keothavong meanwhile took a liking to gold lace embroidered number from the Spring 09 collection. All five attended the party at Kensington Roof Gardens with the likes of Sir Richard Branson, Princess Beatrice of York, Princess Eugenie of York, and Sarah Ferguson. All guests enjoyed a summer barbeque accompanied by seared tuna, poached salmon and bean salad, followed by strawberries & cream. But absolutely no carbs!

Epigone
Jun 19th, 2009, 03:45 PM
It was a dig at Martin more than French films..:pAre you a follower of Ma Baker? :lol:

Wrekin
Jun 19th, 2009, 04:06 PM
I guess they invited her to wear the Ralph Lauren stuff?

Oh I see, it was the pre-Wimby bash, and she was there as the Brit.

MaBaker
Jun 19th, 2009, 05:56 PM
She retired from her match and then refused to shake Razzano's hand. The crowd even booed her :lol:

I really, really can't stand that woman. If Jelena loses another match against her .. :explode:

RFS
Jun 19th, 2009, 06:16 PM
What is with that child... didn't her father (Dr Death) teach her any manners when he was screwing up her service action and bulking her up with cake?

~Kiera~
Jun 19th, 2009, 06:24 PM
She seems to get on the wrong side of a lot of French players :o I know Virginie said something about her in an interview, but shaking hands after a match is the accepted thing to do.

-3tS5QlF6mc

дalex
Jun 19th, 2009, 06:27 PM
Actually, now I'm glad Marion didn't shake her hand. You don't say the things Virginie said about Marion and then go and expect her to shake your hand. Virginie obviously dislikes Marion, thinks she's a cheater, that she's faking injuries to distract her opponents. When Virginie approached Marion she didn't say anything (ie. to comfort her because of injury), she just stood there waiting to get a hand-shake... Marion then looked up, saw Virginie and stood up completely ignoring her. Crowd booed Marion and Virginie was smiling as if she's happy she made Marion look bad in front of all those people watching.

ms_nut
Jun 19th, 2009, 06:35 PM
I was shocked to see Marion do that at first, but once the information started trickling in, it didn't seem so bad.. Nonetheless, there is NO excuse not to shake hands:rolleyes:.. it's almost like an unspoken rule.. hate or love your opponent, you have to always shake their hands..Marion totally ignored Virginie.. and left her embarassed.. i don't blame Virginie for what she did after the "failed" handshake.

Everything Marion does is entirely within the rules, but it seems like she retires midway through matches an awful lot of times..

MaBaker
Jun 19th, 2009, 06:37 PM
Virginie obviously dislikes Marion, thinks she's a cheater, that she's faking injuries to distract her opponents.
She's right.

ms_nut
Jun 19th, 2009, 06:39 PM
She's right.

:rolls: says the JJ fan.. to her credit, JJ has been "good" this year... in terms of not taking injury time outs.

дalex
Jun 19th, 2009, 06:43 PM
Marion totally ignored Virginie.. and left her embarassed.. i don't blame Virginie for what she did after the "failed" handshake.

She didn't look all that embarrassed. :spit:

JJ's been known to limp through her matches and then miraculously recover for her next match, too, Ma.

MaBaker
Jun 19th, 2009, 06:46 PM
:rolls: says the JJ fan.. to her credit, JJ has been "good" this year... in terms of not taking injury time outs.

JJ's been known to limp through her matches and then miraculously recover for her next match, too, Ma.
JJ is something else. Don't ever compare her to Marion :tears:

Brena
Jun 19th, 2009, 06:50 PM
oh, the drama! And JJ is not involved... :tears:

Kim's_fan_4ever
Jun 19th, 2009, 08:28 PM
Nadal is out of Wimbledon :eek:

JadeFox
Jun 19th, 2009, 08:35 PM
Major SadFace about Rafa withdrawing from Wimbledon.

And since I think Marion comes off as a twat(and that has nothing to do with JJ it's just a vibe I get from her) I don't feel sorry for her at all.

-NAJ-
Jun 19th, 2009, 08:38 PM
Nadal is out of Wimbledon
ATP will be boring this year= dead
Congrats Federer, new Wimbledon title.

Cilla
Jun 19th, 2009, 09:43 PM
ATP will be boring this year= dead
Congrats Federer, new Wimbledon title.
Likely story.

The year started off so well...but now it completely sucks.

By some miracle, tennis gods let Murray win.

~Kiera~
Jun 19th, 2009, 09:52 PM
Nadal :sad:

-NAJ-
Jun 19th, 2009, 09:59 PM
can someone make in photoshop photo Tanasugarn holding Wimbledon plate -winner and next to her is Venus- RU

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Epigone
Jun 19th, 2009, 10:13 PM
oh, the drama! And JJ is not involved... :tears:Speaking of drama...how was your day? :angel:

Brena
Jun 19th, 2009, 10:22 PM
Speaking of drama...how was your day? :angel:

Nothing special, (un)fortunately - there was a lot of work, so I had no time to talk to the deputy director, but things are looking up, she promised to reinstate me to my old job. However, I'll be sorting pictures at least for a week more, because I want to help them out until the woman whose job it is gets back from the vacation. The new boss has been really nice to me, so I think I owe him to help him out.
I just wonder how my ex-boss will receive the news that I'm coming back? :unsure:

Epigone
Jun 19th, 2009, 10:31 PM
Nothing special, (un)fortunately - there was a lot of work, so I had no time to talk to the deputy director, but things are looking up, she promised to reinstate me to my old job. However, I'll be sorting pictures at least for a week more, because I want to help them out until the woman whose job it is gets back from the vacation. The new boss has been really nice to me, so I think I owe him to help him out.That's great news :D

Do you work for an organisation like Tanjug? :scratch:I just wonder how my ex-boss will receive the news that I'm coming back? :unsure:Your ex-boss will be as excited as Ana when she is faced with the prospect of playing in a new tournament -> :yippee: :woohoo:

Warning: expect giggling!

schorsch
Jun 20th, 2009, 07:47 AM
Wimbledon 2009 - A True Story

Once upon a time there was a Wimbledon Center Court. It was quite hydrophobic, so its caretakers decided to build a roof on it.
After a successful test by former champions Graf and Agassi the roof seemed to be ready for use and thus was to be used during the next Championships.
Little did they know that it would rain the entire fortnight. How fortunate they had decided to cover the the Center Court just that year!

The day of the final approached and Roger Federer had played five of his matches and Andy Murray six on Center Court being on different sides of the draw. Novak Djokovic who never put a foot on Center Court found himself having to play five matches in a row in one day to reach the semifinals.
Once there a fresh Roger Federer would be his opponent. Roger Federer won in straight sets. The same day Andy Murray would play him in the final and beat him to win his first Grand Slam title.
Murray would step into the pressroom:"Yes, I am very happy to win my first Grand Slam. I think I played well, made him run and whatnot. Thanks, got to go now." Murray was never to be found again after being run over by roughly a million British journalists.
When asked by the press what went wrong Roger complained: "It's so unfair! I had to play two matches in one day and also it was different conditions from the previous years as I have never played under a roof at Wimbledon. I don't even want to talk about all the pressure I had on me, because Rafa withdrew and I was the clearcut favourite to win. Also the British crowd helped Murray today and all their uuuuhs and ahhhhs resulted in exhaling which made it quite windy out there. The fact that he had played one day before and all of his matches were scheduled on Center Court even though he hasn't won a Grand Slam title didn't help either. Oh and another thing. I thought that Sampras was my friend, but seeing him in the stands made me nervous. He probably doesn't want me to win more Grand Slams than him after all. All in all I can say that maybe next year people will learn from their mistakes and make it more comfortable for me. That's all I have to say really." "Poor Roger," the journalists said and sighed.
Djokovic was not able to give interviews as he was so exhausted he couldn't even talk. Rumours said that he was just faking the exhaustion, so that he wouldn't have to talk to the media. After all if you aren't fit enough you shouldn't play the wise Roger had once said.
The End

I couldn't resist :sobbing:

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:09 AM
:lol:

Princeza
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:43 AM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d5/digital_talent/marion3.gif

Rafa :sobbing: :tears:

Brena
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:10 AM
Wimbledon 2009 - A True Story

Once upon a time there was a Wimbledon Center Court. It was quite hydrophobic, so its caretakers decided to build a roof on it.
After a successful test by former champions Graf and Agassi the roof seemed to be ready for use and thus was to be used during the next Championships.
Little did they know that it would rain the entire fortnight. How fortunate they had decided to cover the the Center Court just that year!

The day of the final approached and Roger Federer had played five of his matches and Andy Murray six on Center Court being on different sides of the draw. Novak Djokovic who never put a foot on Center Court found himself having to play five matches in a row in one day to reach the semifinals.
Once there a fresh Roger Federer would be his opponent. Roger Federer won in straight sets. The same day Andy Murray would play him in the final and beat him to win his first Grand Slam title.
Murray would step into the pressroom:"Yes, I am very happy to win my first Grand Slam. I think I played well, made him run and whatnot. Thanks, got to go now." Murray was never to be found again after being run over by roughly a million British journalists.
When asked by the press what went wrong Roger complained: "It's so unfair! I had to play two matches in one day and also it was different conditions from the previous years as I have never played under a roof at Wimbledon. I don't even want to talk about all the pressure I had on me, because Rafa withdrew and I was the clearcut favourite to win. Also the British crowd helped Murray today and all their uuuuhs and ahhhhs resulted in exhaling which made it quite windy out there. The fact that he had played one day before and all of his matches were scheduled on Center Court even though he hasn't won a Grand Slam title didn't help either. Oh and another thing. I thought that Sampras was my friend, but seeing him in the stands made me nervous. He probably doesn't want me to win more Grand Slams than him after all. All in all I can say that maybe next year people will learn from their mistakes and make it more comfortable for me. That's all I have to say really." "Poor Roger," the journalists said and sighed.
Djokovic was not able to give interviews as he was so exhausted he couldn't even talk. Rumours said that he was just faking the exhaustion, so that he wouldn't have to talk to the media. After all if you aren't fit enough you shouldn't play the wise Roger had once said.
The End

I couldn't resist :sobbing:

:lol: :sobbing:

I love you, Schorschy, where have you been?

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:12 AM
^ Once Pova came back, he completely forgot about Janka :tears:

-NAJ-
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:14 AM
5RxB7F5r-fk

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:57 AM
^:lol:

I hope that Seka won't do that tomorrow night :angel:

http://i41.tinypic.com/23sykaq.jpg

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 12:31 PM
Stupid Razzano, ruining my pick! :o

-NAJ-
Jun 20th, 2009, 12:38 PM
stupid Razzano, ruining my pick!
It's not over, ajde Razzano

I hope that Seka won't do that tomorrow night
Glavobolja od vina, a nigde aspirina

~Kiera~
Jun 20th, 2009, 01:41 PM
All that money and she still uses a rope for a belt? ;)

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3975/206448.jpg

RFS
Jun 20th, 2009, 01:42 PM
All that money and she still uses a rope for a belt? ;)

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3975/206448.jpg

:rolls:
Sarah sarah...we are in a global recession you know? :haha: :lol:

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 01:53 PM
Rope is cool. Razzano...useless! My pick be damned!

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 01:54 PM
Glavobolja od vina, a nigde aspirinaSinoc bila sam sa tobom pijana :singer:All that money and she still uses a rope for a belt? ;)I guess that she was trying to make the fancy dress look good by dressing like that :tape:

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 01:58 PM
Rafa :bigcry:

schorsch :spit:

Razzano...useless! My pick be damned!
:drool:

Optima
Jun 20th, 2009, 02:19 PM
Yanina/Virginie :o

~Kiera~
Jun 20th, 2009, 03:11 PM
From Serena's press conference

Serena says she would like to tweet during a match but doesn't think she would be allowed.

:spit:

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 08:55 PM
Sinoc bila sam sa tobom pijana :singer:
:o

Have fun with Seka :unsure:

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:06 PM
:o

Have fun with Seka :unsure:It will be amaze :yippee:

Seka's concert in Melbourne

http://www.sekaaleksic.com/fotogalerija/2007/v_142_1556.jpg

How are you, Ma? :angel:

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:15 PM
11 mins :spit: Is that a new record for your Sekadar ?

And, I'm fine ;) I won't ask you, coz I know you're excited (here comes Kiera) ;)

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:22 PM
11 mins :spit: Is that a new record for your Sekadar ? No, I'm actually disappointed that it took me so long to detect a Seka post somewhere in the universe :sad:And, I'm fine ;) I won't ask you, coz I know you're excited (here comes Kiera) ;):haha:

I should be sleeping, but I'm reading an Oscar Wilde book and listening to Miles Davis.

I need an injection of culture to counteract the cultural vacuum that I'll step into tonight :tape:

Are you going out tonight? :drink:

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:32 PM
^No.

I need an injection of culture to counteract the cultural vacuum that I'll step into tonight :tape:
:o
Tell Seka hi from us ;)

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:40 PM
^No.Have you gotta study? :sad::o
Tell Seka hi from us ;)It's all about balance ;)

Seka will love your message and will probably give you a shout out :cool:

http://blog.upoznavanje.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sekaimladen.jpg

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:48 PM
Have you gotta study? :sad:
Yeah :weirdo: But few more days and :drink: :)

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:50 PM
Yeah :weirdo: But few more days and :drink: :)I hate exams so much :crying2:

What will they be about?

Universities in Serbia seem different to universities here :unsure:

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:00 PM
What will they be about?

Journalism mostly. At least they are interesting ;)

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:08 PM
Journalism mostly. At least they are interesting ;)Interesting stuff is always good ;)

Do you need to know about everything from Politika to Kurir? :D

You and Zoja should start a news agency :cool:

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:12 PM
With so many quality threads in GM I feel like starting one...

Jelena Jankovic will NOT win Wimbledon!

Discuss!

Better not...

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:18 PM
^Better yes... You'll jinx everybody else.


Do you need to know about everything from Politika to Kurir? :D

Luckily, no.

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:24 PM
You think I should do it? :lol:

Not sure... Jelena is irrelevant, no one will post in it. :awww:

An it will get closed anyway...

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:27 PM
Better not...Do it! :devil:

I can't bring myself to sift through the GM stupidity at the moment :lol:^Better yes... You'll jinx everybody else.:yeah:Luckily, no.Good :angel:. Kurir :weirdo:

I need to stop asking you questions :sobbing:

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:32 PM
^Yeah, room pics :tears:

You think I should do it? :lol:

Of course ! I want to go there and post : What kind of a fan are you ? :weirdo: :weirdo:

http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/love17.gif

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:36 PM
I started it. http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:40 PM
^Yeah, room pics :tears:According to your location, you're in my room :angel:Of course ! I want to go there and post : What kind of a fan are you ? :weirdo: :weirdo:

http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/love17.gifIt will be a magnet for :weirdo: posters (and I don't mean you, Ma!)

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:46 PM
I started it. http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif
http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/love17.gif

According to your location, you're in my room :angel:
http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:48 PM
http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/love17.gif

http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/love17.gif

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 10:54 PM
http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/love17.gif

http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gifIs this turning into a GIF thread? :tears:

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:00 PM
^No

http://i43.tinypic.com/1z3crpc.gif

Dinayer
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:06 PM
I started it. http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

:worship: :worship:

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:13 PM
^No

http://i43.tinypic.com/1z3crpc.gifTarja :sobbing:

Enjoy! :angel:

AhubI33IjTw

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:16 PM
My thread died already? Ma killed it. :o

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:22 PM
Tarja :sobbing:
Enjoy! :angel:

:tears: You're going to become a fan ;)

My thread died already? Ma killed it. :o
What did you expect..she's irrelevant :rolleyes:

дalex
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:28 PM
^ at least we tried. :lol:

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:30 PM
My thread died already? Ma killed it. :oMa :(

http://3mb.us/images/320_blck.gif:tears: You're going to become a fan ;)I've started watching her interviews :help:

MaBaker
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:39 PM
I've started watching her interviews :help:
Nothing to be ashamed of :hug: Soon, you'll download NW songs :kiss:

Epigone
Jun 20th, 2009, 11:43 PM
Nothing to be ashamed of :hug: Soon, you'll download NW songs :kiss:Nooooo, I can't listen to that type of music! :crying2:

I'll need to find a new SS to tempt me away from the dark side :angel:

MaBaker
Jun 21st, 2009, 11:44 AM
My thread died already? Ma killed it. :o
Say that again Monaboy :rolleyes: If it wasn't for me, your thread would've already been on the same page as "WWW : Justine Henin vs Tatiana Golovin".

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 11:47 AM
Go back there, GrandMa! The thread is dying again.

MaBaker
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:25 PM
Alex,

http://i44.tinypic.com/2ldo4j.gif

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 12:27 PM
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. :angel:

What, the vid is brilliant. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Epigone
Jun 21st, 2009, 03:18 PM
Seka je najbolja pevacica na Balkanu :bowdown: i srpkinje su najlepse devojke na svetu :sobbing:

RFS
Jun 21st, 2009, 03:54 PM
Dudes.. can we at least keep the random muttering to english???

Just Do It
Jun 21st, 2009, 04:24 PM
Seka je najbolja pevacica na Balkanu :bowdown: i srpkinje su najlepse devojke na svetu :sobbing:

Post some pics here :D

~Kiera~
Jun 21st, 2009, 05:15 PM
http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=382812

http://s39.radikal.ru/i083/0906/f0/a94b10240469.jpg (http://www.radikal.ru)

http://s44.radikal.ru/i105/0906/37/73de283afe31.jpg (http://www.radikal.ru)

http://i019.radikal.ru/0906/e3/b2ff1857ed3f.jpg (http://www.radikal.ru)

http://s58.radikal.ru/i160/0906/50/a67a71a354f7.jpg (http://www.radikal.ru)

http://s58.radikal.ru/i160/0906/e5/b20ec2ead3f1.jpg (http://www.radikal.ru)

дalex
Jun 21st, 2009, 05:30 PM
Those are really cool. :hearts:

Epigone
Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:27 AM
^ great pics :bowdown:Post some pics here :Dhttp://i44.tinypic.com/211p4d0.jpg

I'm pretty sure that's me :sobbing:

MaBaker
Jun 22nd, 2009, 12:35 PM
^You are very handsome , Martin ;)

Ajde Gicquel&Zheng :inlove: