View Full Version : Bedtime Stories: The History of the Lleyki

Gonzo Hates Me!
Sep 4th, 2002, 12:46 AM
Once upon a time, in the world Terredetennis, there were two tennis players, Kim Clijsters and Lleyton Hewitt who never cared for eachother's existence. The beautiful Belgian princess Kimmy had won acclaims after winning a title her first year on the tour scene in 1999 and an Aussie servant boy, Lleyton Hewitt, rose out of anonimity (sp?!) to gain the love of his hometown of Adelaide after conquering the nice city and coming back for more. Little did the Belgian princess and former Aussie servant boy know that they would be romantically keeping eachother's company the following year. After secretly meeting and having a romantic dinner, they soon fell in love and their experience made their relationship grow stronger. But after the unveiling of their relationship, they had one obstacle to face. The people who admired Kim and those who idolized Lleyton did not get along. The two parties were at war. The followers of the Aussie servant spewwed evil words at the followers of the princess, while her followers stared in disgust at the hostility. The fighting raged on for months. Particulary female followers of Hewitt died for their devotion to him, vowing never to say anything pleasant about the princess. But as the months went on, the fighting eventually died down and the followers of the Belgian and the Aussie learned to live with eachother, furthermore, gained love and care for eachother and their respective idols. Finally, they became a union and called themselves the Lleykies to show that they are neither just a Kim fan nor can one be just a Lleyton fan. They found love in their hearts for them both.

...Legend has it, if you stumble upon one of these mysterious Lleykies and challenge then, they will cast a curse upon you and your favorite player will lose their next match.

um, happily ever after

The End

Sep 4th, 2002, 12:50 AM

Gonzo Hates Me!
Sep 4th, 2002, 12:55 AM
Omigod, you thought it was funny. Aaaww, I feel so proud... but wait, what are you laughing at?! I don't want to get my hopes up?!

Sep 4th, 2002, 12:56 AM
What a lovely story .... is there an illustrated version?

Gonzo Hates Me!
Sep 4th, 2002, 12:57 AM
omigod, lol, that would be funny, kimmy in a little princess dress

Sep 4th, 2002, 12:58 AM
Yes, I did find it funny :)

Sep 4th, 2002, 01:31 AM
Yes, I think it would make a lovely gift for children. It's always good to indoctrinate them young ;)