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tennnisfannn
Mar 19th, 2009, 12:14 PM
In honour of Mashona and Capriati and also insired by the mashona thread, which players are most likely to commit an offence? let's have some fun!
I can see Serena and Justine commiting perjury
Elena D could be arrested for libel
Jankovic for indecent exposure
Maria for commiting consipracy to take a player out-of course the key suspect will be Yuri
Venus for loitering around museums whilst black

Darop.
Mar 19th, 2009, 01:02 PM
Didn't Bohmova shoplift once and couldn't enter the US anymore?

louisa.
Mar 19th, 2009, 01:04 PM
jankovic for indecent exposure is exactly what i thought too :rolls:

Noctis
Mar 19th, 2009, 01:16 PM
Dementieva Robbing Serena's Grandslam trophies.

HRHoliviasmith
Mar 19th, 2009, 02:02 PM
Dementieva Robbing Serena's Grandslam trophies.

:lol: good one

miffedmax
Mar 19th, 2009, 03:01 PM
The charge against Dementieva would be slander, not libel.

Given the way she's been acting the last couple of weeks (and ignoring the whole latches and/or statute of limitations thing, I'm not sure which applies) she could easily plead excessive blondness/diminished mental capacity.

IDK what her deal is, but she's been in a snit since Paris. I have to wonder if she's suffering from a delayed reaction to Mommy Vera's illness or having a fight with Maxim or something. I mean even as a diehard fan I have to admit she can be snippy sometimes, but this is the most prolonged bout of brattiness I can remember.

RunDown
Mar 19th, 2009, 04:28 PM
Venus for loitering around museums whilst black

:lol:

tennisfan5
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:02 PM
Serena has already been guilty of indencent exposure--remember that see-through dress?:tape:

Valanga
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:13 PM
Kuznetsova - stealing the trophy of the players who at least win one last year and 2009.

rockstar
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:32 PM
bammer - solicitation

sweetpeas
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:36 PM
Dementieva Robbing Serena's Grandslam trophies.


Love it!:wavey::bounce::lol:

Expat
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:40 PM
michelle larcher de brito and a whole bunch of WTA players --- noise pollution

MaBaker
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:40 PM
Jelena stealing a massage :unsure:

Orbis
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:41 PM
Brie Whitehead - Mass genocide

Valanga
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:57 PM
Brie Whitehead - Mass genocide

Brie Whitehead - arrested of bribing Diamond Jackson in a tourny so that she can win it straight.

Helen Lawson
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:16 PM
Most of these tennis gals are good dames who dream of winning big and making the big bucks since they were small, and hitting that ball just right and winning matches, I think very few have criminal dispositions or would go out and do crimes, they would be ashamed to do that and not have the criminal mentality.

Helen Lawson
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:19 PM
Plus, most of these girls, they have little going on intellectually, they play tennis and know all about training and playing matches, but most have practically no hobbies, education, interests, or really anything going on above the neck, which if you can become multi-millionaire in your teens, nothing to be ashamed of, but do half these girls really know what a crime is or how even to do one?

miffedmax
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:21 PM
Yes, but sometimes Dementieva's shot selection is positively criminal...

miffedmax
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:25 PM
Plus, most of these girls, they have little going on intellectually, they play tennis and know all about training and playing matches, but most have practically no hobbies, education, interests, or really anything going on above the neck, which if you can become multi-millionaire in your teens, nothing to be ashamed of, but do half these girls really know what a crime is or how even to do one?

Yes, but imagine Superfly/Dolemite/blaxploitation film possiblity about a turf war between two mobs run by Oracene and Mommy Vera...I bet you'd come out of retirement for that one!

miffedmax
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:28 PM
The audience would spend the whole film trying to guess whose side Sveta was on!

PamShriver
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:31 PM
Aasha Rolle once pooped in Asa Svensson's locker!

V-MAC
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:44 PM
Venus Willams - indecent exposure for wearing those little booty shorts at Wimbledon(well if Martina Nav was to get her way :devil: )

Slammer7
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:28 PM
The audience would spend the whole film trying to guess whose side Sveta was on!

Hey I still don't know what team Sveta is on.:devil:

:haha:

Helen Lawson
Mar 19th, 2009, 08:14 PM
Yes, but imagine Superfly/Dolemite/blaxploitation film possiblity about a turf war between two mobs run by Oracene and Mommy Vera...I bet you'd come out of retirement for that one!

Masha finds out her current man messed around with Kuzy before her, it starts about 1:15 in. And they both will look like these gals in 30 years, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8iGhqDHlWE

tennnisfannn
Mar 19th, 2009, 10:12 PM
I can see the sisters being sued for dishonouring a contract-oops that already happened!
Dokic for gross neglect of her fans' feelings which leads them to mass depression hence mass suicide

Roookie
Mar 20th, 2009, 04:39 AM
Dementieva Robbing Serena's Grandslam trophies.

LMAO. :haha: :haha: :haha:

iGOAT
Mar 20th, 2009, 04:44 AM
Safina for trashing courtside decorations

Dandy_Warhol
Mar 20th, 2009, 04:51 AM
Dementieva Robbing Serena's Grandslam trophies.

:rolls::worship:

Black Mamba.
Mar 20th, 2009, 04:56 AM
Serena Williams- Arrested for beating opponents like they stole stuff.

young_gunner913
Mar 20th, 2009, 04:59 AM
Flavia Pennetta - posession of marijuana. :smoke:

Brett.
Mar 20th, 2009, 06:03 AM
iSzavay - for stalking Agnes Szavay - 25 years in jail

Harvs
Mar 20th, 2009, 07:21 AM
bartoli... just for generally looking like she does.

bandabou
Mar 20th, 2009, 09:39 AM
what did mashona do?

esquímaux
Mar 20th, 2009, 04:25 PM
In honour of Mashona and Capriati and also insired by the mashona thread, which players are most likely to commit an offence? let's have some fun!
I can see Serena and Justine commiting perjury
Elena D could be arrested for libel
Jankovic for indecent exposure
Maria for commiting consipracy to take a player out-of course the key suspect will be Yuri
Venus for loitering around museums whilst black

:spit: :haha: