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manutoo
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:27 PM
I'll start

you know womens tennis is bad when nuria is in the 4th round of a Super Tier I on hard :tape:

you know womens tennis is bad when Venus is in the final of Roland Garros ( Love ya Vee but your clay game :tape: )

add yours :wavey:

Ciarán
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:29 PM
When Radwanska is top 10 and Cornet is close to it :o

volta
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:30 PM
I'll start

you know womens tennis is bad when nuria is in the 4th round of a Super Tier I on hard :tape:

you know womens tennis is bad when Venus is in the final of Roland Garros ( Love ya Vee but your clay game :tape: )

add yours :wavey:

u probably missed the 2004 season then watching the match :lol:

when u have favs playing and you fall asleep :o

Ciarán
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:31 PM
Oh when JJ is No.1 too.

serenus_2k8
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:31 PM
I'll start

you know womens tennis is bad when nuria is in the 4th round of a Super Tier I on hard :tape:

you know womens tennis is bad when Venus is in the final of Roland Garros ( Love ya Vee but your clay game :tape: )

add yours :wavey:

:o Go ask Flavia what she thinks of Queen Vee's clay court game :drool:

AndreConrad
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:33 PM
You know that tennis is bad when Ciarán. has no players to insult :wavey:

Keegan
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:34 PM
When Justine Henin retires.

Noctis
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:36 PM
When no WS Is playing.

AnnaK_4ever
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:37 PM
You know womens tennis is bad when...

Ciarán
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:37 PM
You know that tennis is bad when Ciarán. has no players to insult :wavey:

No, that's when tennis is good.

Lucas_Arg
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:37 PM
When Radwannska is the 7 seed and she is in QF with Pavlyuchenkova.

Dav.
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:43 PM
When people stop caring enough to complain. Think about it.

babsi
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:45 PM
you are looking forward to a Kimmie comeback

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:46 PM
We don´t have an undisputed number one like Nadal on the ATP Tour

LoveFifteen
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:47 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when the half the top 20 have LOVEHANDLES! :o

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:48 PM
You know womens tennis is bad when there's no Hingis, Kournikova, Golovin and barely a Dokic.

tennisbum79
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:51 PM
You know Tennis is bad when

IW offers generous appearance fee to Venus and Serena and called it "retention award" that will be covered by their general rainy day funds.
When during the middle of the second week, fans at IW ask, "I thought the Qualies were over, how come those girls are still playing?"

égalité
Mar 18th, 2009, 09:52 PM
when wtaworld can't shut up about how bad women's tennis is :hearts:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:12 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when .. Guys only use it as personal masturbation material.

Uranium
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:14 PM
...When JJ becomes #1

tennisbum79
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:15 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when .. Guys only use it as personal masterbation material.
What is personal masterbation

Noctis
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:16 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when .. Guys only use it as personal masterbation material.

:spit:

Noctis
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:17 PM
:tape:What is personal masterbation

You H**** Y***** P***** U***** D***** U***** D**** T**** C****:tape:

Apoleb
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:18 PM
When I have no favorites and I end up looking for Navratilova, Graf and Connolly videos on youtube. :crying2:

égalité
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:18 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when .. Guys only use it as personal masturbation material.

I don't think the kinds of guys who watch women's tennis would do that. :tape:

Bounty Hunter
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:20 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when the half the top 20 have LOVEHANDLES! :o


:lol:

sammy01
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:22 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when .. Guys only use it as personal masturbation material.

with the likes of safina, sveta, aga and petrova top 10 and more often than not in televised matches, god i hope not! :tape:

Horizon
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:23 PM
When Sybille Bammer is the "in-form" player heading into a Premier Mandatory QF stage. :tape:

Noctis
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:34 PM
When Sybille Bammer is the "in-form" player heading into a Premier Mandatory QF stage. :tape:

:rolleyes:

tobe
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:34 PM
When Sybille Bammer is the "in-form" player heading into a Premier Mandatory QF stage. :tape:
:lol: good one! Keep em coming

moby
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:46 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when there were even for a moment, however brief, speculations of an all-Radwanska final. :tape:

When I have no favorites and I end up looking for Navratilova, Graf and Connolly videos on youtube. :crying2:What? Where? Youtube took the fantastic 71 AO final between Court and Goolagong off. :mad:
I don't think the kinds of guys who watch women's tennis would do that. :tape::o

frenchie
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:47 PM
when Azarenka is considered the future of the game!

Sammm
Mar 18th, 2009, 10:55 PM
When Serena wins two consecutive slams :tape: This ain't 2002/3.


When there are no exciting players coming up. I want to see some bitches and catfights :drool:

Horizon
Mar 18th, 2009, 11:01 PM
When Serena wins two consecutive slams :tape: This ain't 2002/3.


When there are no exciting players coming up. I want to see some bitches and catfights :drool:
I'd rather Serena did it than any other player on tour :p

apart from Ana :hearts: RG followed by Wimbly :hearts:

Apoleb
Mar 18th, 2009, 11:03 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when there were even for a moment, however brief, speculations of an all-Radwanska final. :tape:

:lol:


What? Where? Youtube took the fantastic 71 AO final between Court and Goolagong off. :mad:


Yes, I tried to look her up after your recommendation and found nothing. Actually I did find a 50 sec clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij27oGtlalY

This seems like an awesome match: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj3j4QXJwoc&feature=related . Too bad we don't have the rest. Navratilova is quickly becoming my new favorite.

slamchamp
Mar 18th, 2009, 11:14 PM
when ana ivanovic wins roland garros :)

DimaDinosaur
Mar 18th, 2009, 11:32 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when .. Guys only use it as personal masturbation material.



Ewwww, who would masterbate to Radwanska, Serena, Federer, Cornet?? :haha: :drive:

Expat
Mar 18th, 2009, 11:50 PM
When Elena Dementieva is the favorite to win a slam.

HRHoliviasmith
Mar 18th, 2009, 11:58 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when the half the top 20 have LOVEHANDLES! :o

:rolls:

Sammm
Mar 19th, 2009, 12:04 AM
When people only want to hate and not support.

tenn_ace
Mar 19th, 2009, 12:07 AM
when threads like this pop up on this board Why are American line umpires so unattractive?

vettipooh
Mar 19th, 2009, 12:08 AM
When next week we could have another slamless #1 :eek: :scared: :bolt:

CJ07
Mar 19th, 2009, 12:12 AM
Thats the most embarassing thing for the tour.

The fact that fat people can still be successful in a professional sport is laughable.

Black Mamba.
Mar 19th, 2009, 12:20 AM
You know women's tennis is bad when you have threads like this one in GM.

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=373648

tenn_ace
Mar 19th, 2009, 12:23 AM
You know women's tennis is bad when you have threads like this one

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=373648

too late. already had a mention here.

mboyle
Mar 19th, 2009, 12:25 AM
I'll start

you know womens tennis is bad when nuria is in the 4th round of a Super Tier I on hard :tape:

you know womens tennis is bad when Venus is in the final of Roland Garros ( Love ya Vee but your clay game :tape: )

add yours :wavey:

1st one: preach.

2nd one: Venus is head and shoulders better than anyone but Sharapova and Serena on tour. On clay maybe Ivanovic and Jankovic are as good, maybe Kuzzie, but this isn't in the same league as Nuria.

As for Jankovic as no. 1, Safina as no. 1 is going to hurt me more. Jankovic at least does something (running/defending) better than anyone else on tour right now. Safina does nothing even in the top five.

CJ07
Mar 19th, 2009, 12:31 AM
1st one: preach.

2nd one: Venus is head and shoulders better than anyone but Sharapova and Serena on tour. On clay maybe Ivanovic and Jankovic are as good, maybe Kuzzie, but this isn't in the same league as Nuria.

As for Jankovic as no. 1, Safina as no. 1 is going to hurt me more. Jankovic at least does something (running/defending) better than anyone else on tour right now. Safina does nothing even in the top five.
Do you think Sharapova is better than Venus? I agree Venus isn't head and shoulders above Sharapova, but superior nonetheless.

CJ07
Mar 19th, 2009, 12:36 AM
Also, Venus isn't bad on clay its just that the clay court schedule usually corresponds with her injuries.

1999: W-Hamburg, Rome
2000; QF-Rome, Paris (returned from 6+ mo layoff)
2001; W-Hamburg
2002: W-Amelia Island, F-Paris, Hamburg
2003: F-Warsaw (ab-strain)
2004: W-Charleston, Warsaw; F-Berlin (ankle)
2005: W-Istanbul
2006: SF-Rome (returned from 3-mo layoff)
2007: (returned from ~9 mo layoff)
2008: (missed 2-mo with anemia)
2009: W-Acapulco

So if Venus stays healthy indefinitely, there isn't any reason why she can't do well.

slamchamp
Mar 19th, 2009, 12:49 AM
You know women's tennis is bad when there were even for a moment, however brief, speculations of an all-Radwanska final. :tape:

:oSooo true:haha:

M-K
Mar 19th, 2009, 01:09 AM
This is a hilarious thread!!! Keep them coming! :D

VSFan1 aka Joshua L.
Mar 19th, 2009, 01:11 AM
You know womens tennis is bad when it's not 1998, 1999, 2000, or 2001.

SV_Fan
Mar 19th, 2009, 01:26 AM
1.You know womens tennis is bad when Larry Scott is running things.

Slammer7
Mar 19th, 2009, 01:29 AM
1.You know womens tennis is bad when Larry Scott is running things.
:worship::haha:

sammy01
Mar 19th, 2009, 01:40 AM
you know things are bad with womens tennis when a topic slagging it off is the most popular on the board :tape:

Yonexforever
Mar 19th, 2009, 01:48 AM
Freakin DInara Safina can be in a position to overtake the winner of the last 2 grand slams and a finalist in the 3rd.

ZeroSOFInfinity
Mar 19th, 2009, 01:57 AM
1) You know womens' tennis is bad when instead of watching your fave player on court, you take a picture of her and fantasizing that she had already won Wimbledon.

2) You know womens' tennis is bad when the girls can't give you even a slight twitch of orgasm or urge to masturbate when you watch them.

3) You know womens' tennis is bad when Jelena can't do splits anymore.

pav
Mar 19th, 2009, 02:11 AM
Re: You know womens tennis is bad when....
Many are longing for the return of a woman who is at least three pickhandles across her goddamn ass!

Matt01
Mar 19th, 2009, 02:18 AM
Also, Venus isn't bad on clay its just that the clay court schedule usually corresponds with her injuries.


Do you know how stupid that sounds? :tape:

égalité
Mar 19th, 2009, 02:23 AM
when they go for Radek.

BuTtErFrEnA
Mar 19th, 2009, 02:43 AM
when they go for Radek.

admit you want a piece of the sexy worm :hehehe:

LoveFifteen
Mar 19th, 2009, 03:30 AM
OMG, I miss the golden age of women's tennis so much. :sobbing:

I might commit suicide when the Williams retire. :speakles:

HRHoliviasmith
Mar 19th, 2009, 04:01 AM
Re: You know womens tennis is bad when....
Many are longing for the return of a woman who is at least three pickhandles across her goddamn ass!

:confused: huh?

Orbis
Mar 19th, 2009, 04:13 AM
...players start getting arrested?

~Eclipsed~
Mar 19th, 2009, 04:22 AM
Love this thread. :lol:

Willam
Mar 19th, 2009, 04:27 AM
You know when womens tennis is bad when either Radwanska or Pavlyuchenkova will make the SF of a Tier I.

iGOAT
Mar 19th, 2009, 04:28 AM
What is personal masterbation
:spit:

iGOAT
Mar 19th, 2009, 04:29 AM
...the last ten Grand Slam finals have been straight sets :help:

Mattographer
Mar 19th, 2009, 04:39 AM
You know womens tennis is bad when it's not 1998, 1999, 2000, or 2001.
WTA at it's highest point in the history :worship:

WTA at it's lowest point ever in the history right now since the moment Henin retired from the sport! :sobbing:

KoOlMaNsEaN
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:08 AM
When you wish Justine would come back and kill everyone again

Koon
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:09 AM
JJ and ED lost in 2nd round :D

mckyle.
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:14 AM
Dementieva is consistently considered a slam favorite

Sharapova is barely Top 30.

Roookie
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:10 AM
You know womens tennis is bad when Virginie Razzano is top 10 in the Race to the YEC.

égalité
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:32 AM
when nobody cares enough to stream it illegally :hysteric:

Slammer7
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:36 AM
when nobody cares enough to stream it illegally :hysteric:

They actually tried several times Monday and Tuesday and were shutdown each time. Two channels on JustineTV have been shutdown this week and links that said they would show womens tennis have been removed after minutes. They tried, believe me they tried.:fiery:

égalité
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:37 AM
They actually tried several times Monday and Tuesday and were shutdown each time. Two channels on JustineTV have been shutdown this week and links that said they would show womens tennis have been removed after minutes. They tried, believe me they tried.:fiery:

yeah I remember watching the caro/ula match for like 5 minutes :fiery:

and p.s. don't go to justine.TV... It's way different from justin.TV :tape: I made that mistake once :sobbing:

mckyle.
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:39 AM
yeah I remember watching the caro/ula match for like 5 minutes :fiery:

and p.s. don't go to justine.TV... It's way different from justin.TV :tape: I made that mistake once :sobbing:

:hysteric:

Mynarco
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:39 AM
You know womens' tennis is bad when....
Bammer in the QF of US Open and Indian Wells

You know womens' tennis is bad when....
A top ten player failed to win a title last year, yup, she is kuznetsova

Dandy_Warhol
Mar 19th, 2009, 02:19 PM
Jelena doesn't split anymore :sad:

brickhousesupporter
Mar 19th, 2009, 02:22 PM
When Azarenka is the savior of the WTA!

ViennaCalling
Mar 19th, 2009, 02:29 PM
You know womens' tennis is bad when....
Bammer in the QF of US Open and Indian Wells


Dumb comment. Didn´t expect such thing from you Chrono :sad:

Vegeto
Mar 19th, 2009, 03:32 PM
when Serena can't win them all. lol kidding

when you think it is bad. (seriously)

Richie's
Mar 19th, 2009, 03:37 PM
when Hantuchova is chocking all times.

FoxyliciousKhat
Mar 19th, 2009, 03:42 PM
1. When posters/fans are not fans of the sport but of a player so they whine and whine about tennis being bad, when their obsession retires and or is injured.

2. People are fans because of looks, not talent so they are miserable because there is only so much their faves can do.

Foxy

starin
Mar 19th, 2009, 03:43 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when the half the top 20 have LOVEHANDLES! :o
:lol: :tape:


When Azarenka is the savior of the WTA!

:yeah:


....when the #1 player has only won 1 title in the last 12 months and been to zero slam finals in their entire career. :tape::help: thankfully the WTA has moved up from that low point.

Galsen
Mar 19th, 2009, 03:48 PM
...the last ten Grand Slam finals have been straight sets :help:

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

miffedmax
Mar 19th, 2009, 04:26 PM
1. When posters/fans are not fans of the sport but of a player so they whine and whine about tennis being bad, when their obsession retires and or is injured.

2. People are fans because of looks, not talent so they are miserable because there is only so much their faves can do.

Foxy

Wait, is this a personal attack??? :p

Well, I have to concede that's my attitude this week.

I mean lets face it, that choking, whining idiot bangless blonde my beloved Elena hasn't given me much to be enthusiastic about, aside from that perfect honker and the big baby blues.

FoxyliciousKhat
Mar 19th, 2009, 04:51 PM
Wait, is this a personal attack??? :p

Well, I have to concede that's my attitude this week.

I mean lets face it, that choking, whining idiot bangless blonde my beloved Elena hasn't given me much to be enthusiastic about, aside from that perfect honker and the big baby blues.

ROFL, hey my dear I would NEVER attack you. You are one of my fave posters here. I love, your love for LenaD and how you show it with a fun yet serious side.

Plus LenaD is a STAR!

Foxy

slamchamp
Mar 19th, 2009, 04:53 PM
what is LOVEHANDLES???

FoxyliciousKhat
Mar 19th, 2009, 04:56 PM
what is LOVEHANDLES???

Spare tires, excess fat around the waist, tummy etc.

I think they are called lovehandles because you can hold on to them during sex. LOL

Foxy

AndreConrad
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:02 PM
what is LOVEHANDLES???

Spare tires, excess fat around the waist, tummy etc.

I think they are called lovehandles because you can hold on to them during sex. LOL

Foxy

Love handles "spill over" the top of your undies and I guess you can hold them during sex ;)

Mynarco
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:10 PM
Dumb comment. Didn´t expect such thing from you Chrono :sad:

sorry,can't help it.

You know women's tennis is bad when....

the level of new generations fails to match with the old ones'.

sweetpeas
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:18 PM
We answer this thread.:wavey::bounce::lol:

babsi
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:20 PM
You get nostalgic for Myskina

David_Webb
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:28 PM
Anke Hubers making a comeback....

Beat
Mar 19th, 2009, 05:57 PM
... there are threads on tennisforum.com called "Vika Azarenka saves the WTA!" and such things.

jrollaneres25
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:35 PM
I'll start

you know womens tennis is bad when nuria is in the 4th round of a Super Tier I on hard :tape:

you know womens tennis is bad when Venus is in the final of Roland Garros ( Love ya Vee but your clay game :tape: )
add yours :wavey:

Are you serious?:cuckoo:

Venus has more than 5 clay-court titles and she was in the French Open Final against Serena. Would not be a surprise if Venus could even WIN Roland Garros.

You're stupid for saying that.

jrollaneres25
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:39 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when .. Guys only use it as personal masturbation material.

Gross!:confused:

Was that even neccessary?

:shrug:

jrollaneres25
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:42 PM
when Azarenka is considered the future of the game!

Hater! Azarenka is the REAL DEAL!!!!:worship::worship:

moby
Mar 19th, 2009, 06:49 PM
This seems like an awesome match: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj3j4QXJwoc&feature=related . Too bad we don't have the rest. Navratilova is quickly becoming my new favorite.The videos don't stay long.

Some of my favourite oldies are no longer there:
1993 Tokyo - 36 year-old Navratilova defeat Graf
1980 US Open - Evert takes apart Austin (4 ridiculous dropshot winners in the last game)
1984 US Open - Navratilova-Evert (highlights available though)

Seles-Graf 93 AO is still there though. And clips of Mandlikova-Navratilova 85 US Open, and Goolagong-Austin 80 Wimbledon.
I really liked the hardcourt matches. They seem more contemporary somehow; perhaps because the courts seem to play faster.

Some nice rallies in this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE3v3sbSJJI
Chris's consistency, accuracy, and point construction. :worship:

Steffica Greles
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:01 PM
When the Williams sisters are past their best but are miles ahead of the other girls at their highest level.

No Clijsters, No Henin, No Davenport, No Capriati, No Hingis. Just averageovas.

The game is an utter shambles and the more discerning fans, who have seen something to compare to, cannot have the wool pulled over their eyes by even the most skilled WTA propagandist. Unless they're maybe Williams fans who like to delude themselves they're seeing their players at their zenith. They're not.

Olórin
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:09 PM
I think some people's comments are somewhat OTT.

And Steffica, I re-watched Serena take apart Justine at Wimbledon during her period of dominance the other day. The difference between Serena then and Serena when she plays her best now, is not as great as we would think. The main difference is the quality of the opposition and the consistency shown on a match to match basis. That said, Serena has been playing consistently pretty well since the latter half of the AO.

Steffica Greles
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:15 PM
I think some people's comments are somewhat OTT.

And Steffica, I re-watched Serena take apart Justine at Wimbledon during her period of dominance the other day. The difference between Serena then and Serena when she plays her best now, is not as great as we would think. The main difference is the quality of the opposition and the consistency shown on a match to match basis. That said, Serena has been playing consistently pretty well since the latter half of the AO.
So Serena is nearly as great but isn't stretched these days. Then how would you know? Players don't need to hit fifth gear against three-geared opponents.

Serena isn't nearly as mobile: that is her biggest loss. She just isn't as flexible. Watching that formerly supreme all-time athlete look like an elephant against her elder sister at Wimbledon last year was. just. painful to watch.

I also don't think Serena's service is what it once was. Her action was so fluid, almost as if she leant across the net and placed the ball there herself. She just doesn't look as fluid now.

Apoleb
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:37 PM
Anke Hubers making a comeback....

:eek: really?

charmedRic
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:47 PM
when wtaworld can't shut up about how bad women's tennis is :hearts:

:lol: priceless

Talula
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:47 PM
When the Williams sisters are past their best but are miles ahead of the other girls at their highest level.

No Clijsters, No Henin, No Davenport, No Capriati, No Hingis. Just averageovas.

The game is an utter shambles and the more discerning fans, who have seen something to compare to, cannot have the wool pulled over their eyes by even the most skilled WTA propagandist. Unless they're maybe Williams fans who like to delude themselves they're seeing their players at their zenith. They're not.

Spot on. I will be cruder: it is SHITE.

miffedmax
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:48 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when .. Guys only use it as personal masturbation material.

Then it's been bad since the Bassett/Bunge/Quinlan years, which only deteriorated into the Schett/Kournikova years, right through to the current era.

2Black
Mar 19th, 2009, 07:55 PM
tv coverage would rather show radek stepanek v davydenko

Olórin
Mar 19th, 2009, 09:02 PM
So Serena is nearly as great but isn't stretched these days. Then how would you know? Players don't need to hit fifth gear against three-geared opponents.

Serena isn't nearly as mobile: that is her biggest loss. She just isn't as flexible. Watching that formerly supreme all-time athlete look like an elephant against her elder sister at Wimbledon last year was. just. painful to watch.

I also don't think Serena's service is what it once was. Her action was so fluid, almost as if she leant across the net and placed the ball there herself. She just doesn't look as fluid now.

Serena has lost a step, and is not the athlete she was, no doubts there. However I don't think is a massively detrimental factor in her current game. Unless Venus plays her best, as you said, you wouldn't know. I too hated watching the Wimbledon Final last year; however I think her floundering around the court had as much to do with her poor footwork and even worse attitude/mindset as it did her athletic state.

And her motion looks exactly the same to me :shrug:
Perhaps that is by the by, her service definitely isn't quite the consistent superweapon month-in, month-out.

tennisbum79
Mar 19th, 2009, 09:55 PM
No Clijsters, No Henin, No Davenport, No Capriati, No Hingis. Just averageovas.
.
averageova: Pronunciation: average-hovah; noun, run of the mill female tennis player from eastern Europe or Russian Federation, crowded in ranking 10-50. As a group, takes turn in winning player of the week awards, however, none has ever had a sustained long enough run to get to elite level.

Plural: averageovas (Pronunciation average-hovah-z )

No masculine version is allowed.

Credited for as original author: Steffica Greles
Usage made popular and gained acceptance at premiere tennis discussion board: WTA Tennis Forum

tennisbum79
Mar 19th, 2009, 11:38 PM
tv coverage would rather show radek stepanek v davydenko
Very true at IW.

This is probably the yawn week of this year so far.
Does not feel like a tier I..

SvetaPleaseWin.
Mar 19th, 2009, 11:57 PM
...when i stop caring what happens

CloudAtlas
Mar 20th, 2009, 12:16 AM
When three top 5 players are nearing 30 and only one has won more than 2 slams in the last three years.

duhcity
Mar 20th, 2009, 12:17 AM
You sure are a whiny bunch aren't you.

Wiggly
Mar 20th, 2009, 02:31 AM
1. ... Brisbane, Auckland, Monterrey and Acapulco gets more TV coverage than Indian Wells.
2. ... people whine so much about women tennis.

SAEKeithSerena
Mar 20th, 2009, 02:40 AM
When Justine Henin retires.


that's funny, because i considered it one of the greatest days in tennis...:lol::bounce::bounce::bounce:

Jakeev
Mar 20th, 2009, 02:45 AM
You know women's tennis is bad when people can't do anything else but freaking bitch about it:rolleyes:

Experimentee
Mar 20th, 2009, 03:32 AM
When Bammer withdrawing is a major blow for a Tier I tournament and the fans.

DemWilliamsGulls
Mar 20th, 2009, 03:35 AM
Woments tennis is bad when ever a Williams Sister isnt playing lol...imo. Yeah this is whats to come in the future..when my girls retire..the WTA is going to really loose a lot of interest. The ATP will be the highlight of tennis...as the womens begin to sink. The only other player that I will watch sometimes is Sharapova and thats because her game is similar to the Williams Sister...the rest of the players...are just...there imo...even the Serbs and Russians are not interesting to me. Tennis was at its best when Hingis, Seles,Henin, Capriati, Clijsters, Pierce, Davenport and the William Sisters all played tournaments.

Golovinjured.
Mar 20th, 2009, 03:43 AM
When you resort to opening www.menstennisforums.com

PLP
Mar 20th, 2009, 04:19 AM
You know womens tennis is bad when...

:lol:

NeeemZ
Mar 20th, 2009, 06:48 AM
When Bammer withdrawing is a major blow for a Tier I tournament and the fans.

:clap2:

Black Mamba.
Mar 20th, 2009, 06:52 AM
You know women's tennis is bad when we care more about the players that aren't playing than the players that are.

Andy.
Mar 20th, 2009, 07:02 AM
You know women's tennis is bad when we care more about the players that aren't playing than the players that are.
:worship:

Donatello
Mar 20th, 2009, 07:03 AM
You know it's bad when you don't know who won the last Grand Slam because you weren't watching and did not care.

Like the time Myskina won a slam.

Human Nature
Mar 20th, 2009, 09:23 AM
You know it's bad when you don't know who won the last Grand Slam because you weren't watching and did not care.

Like the time Myskina won a slam.


I am 100% sure you know...lol

SM
Mar 20th, 2009, 09:27 AM
if you guys think women's tennis is so bad why did you join this board lol

ivanban
Mar 20th, 2009, 03:52 PM
if you guys think women's tennis is so bad why did you join this board lol

Cause it was better when we joined :shrug:

ivanban
Mar 20th, 2009, 03:57 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when one can reach semis of a Premier Tier I tournament while beating a Bye, Yakimova, Dulko, Pennetta and Walk-over :hearts:

HRHoliviasmith
Mar 20th, 2009, 03:57 PM
You know women's tennis is bad when we care more about the players that aren't playing than the players that are.

:lol:

HRHoliviasmith
Mar 20th, 2009, 03:59 PM
When Bammer withdrawing is a major blow for a Tier I tournament and the fans.

:lol:

Mackep83
Mar 20th, 2009, 03:59 PM
When Williams are playing

sammy01
Mar 20th, 2009, 04:03 PM
if you guys think women's tennis is so bad why did you join this board lol

i don't know you but i hate statements like this!!!!!!!!!!!! to be a fan of something also means to be critical when its not performing at the standard you think it should. i post on a few forums and you always get certain posters who go beyond being a fan and become blinded by their love for something. to be a fan means not only do you praise the good, but you critise the bad. im a womens tennis fan, but it wont stop me from slating it when its not upto the standard it should be and the standard that made me become a fan.

right now im not happy with womens tennis, i stay true to it because i earnt my fancard by being loyal, but i wont censor my view on it for fear that it makes me any less of a fan.

sorry to rant at you, but it bugs me when people say 'well don't watch then' ect, i watch because i love the sport, i critise also because of my love for the sport.

Noctis
Mar 20th, 2009, 04:05 PM
When Williams are playing

When A troll fails very miserably Attempt on WS :yawn:

Dandy_Warhol
Mar 20th, 2009, 05:03 PM
When Williams are playing

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e219/spotless_rougedirector/random%20stuffs/bobdylan-fail.gif

Black Mamba.
Mar 20th, 2009, 05:06 PM
if you guys think women's tennis is so bad why did you join this board lol

Women's tennis is in poor shape right now and everyone knows it. Look at the threads in GM. A majority of the threads are either about Sharapova's shoulder injury, or the WS's beef with IW.

HRHoliviasmith
Mar 20th, 2009, 05:18 PM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e219/spotless_rougedirector/random%20stuffs/bobdylan-fail.gif

:lol: :wavey:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Mar 20th, 2009, 05:25 PM
When Jelena starts thinking that she can dominate women's tennis.

ivanban
Mar 20th, 2009, 06:00 PM
When Jelena starts thinking that she can dominate women's tennis.

And how someone's thinking make WTA bad?! :confused:

Mikey.
Mar 20th, 2009, 06:13 PM
When reetard has nothing better to do than spew shit all day long. :hearts:

LoveFifteen
Mar 20th, 2009, 06:39 PM
if you guys think women's tennis is so bad why did you join this board lol
I became a fan a long time ago during a better era when only 2 women in the top 10 (Monica Seles and Jennifer Capriati) had lovehandles. Now it's almost half of the top 20! :o

Those two heifers made up for it by having great games, unlike half the top 10 today. :tape:

miffedmax
Mar 20th, 2009, 06:53 PM
I became a fan a long time ago during a better era when only 2 women in the top 10 (Monica Seles and Jennifer Capriati) had lovehandles. Now it's almost half of the top 20! :o

Those two heifers made up for it by having great games, unlike half the top 10 today. :tape:

My favorite's love handles are in her brain.

Steffica Greles
Mar 20th, 2009, 10:13 PM
I became a fan a long time ago during a better era when only 2 women in the top 10 (Monica Seles and Jennifer Capriati) had lovehandles. Now it's almost half of the top 20! :o

Those two heifers made up for it by having great games, unlike half the top 10 today. :tape:

True. Even past porkers like Seles or Jen Jens at least gave it their all and didn't stomp like spoilt divas and give out bagels left right and centre.

But corpulence is a disease that spreads when wobbly bottoms are owned by grandslam winners. Fat birds think they can win when they see that other players have scoffed their way to success.

Yes I understand women have breasts. Yes I understand women are meant to have more body fat than men. But nobody can look at any of the top men and justify the spare tyres on a fair size of the top women. It's unacceptable in a highly-paid sport with such a rich history of monster competitors. It's time people said so.

manutoo
Mar 22nd, 2009, 01:28 AM
I'm exicted about the draw of miami more then the final of IW

tennnisfannn
Mar 22nd, 2009, 05:27 AM
When Jelena starts thinking that she can dominate women's tennis.
When you are a world no.1 what would your next set of goals be? I find that a very well intentioned goal for JJ.

madlove
Mar 22nd, 2009, 08:16 AM
when hingis retired - again!

Petkorazzi
Mar 23rd, 2009, 03:14 PM
When the winner of IW hits only 5 winners in a 2 hour final. :help:

Adal
Mar 23rd, 2009, 03:15 PM
When Sharapova is one step away from falling out of top 30 :crying2:

miffedmax
Mar 23rd, 2009, 03:41 PM
when most of your post are about a hairstyle your favorite hasn't had since 2001...

although some might consider that more of sign about how bad off I am... or maby both...

manutoo
Mar 28th, 2009, 10:57 PM
When we care more about Clijster's and Sharapova's returns then the current tournament

Becool
Mar 28th, 2009, 11:58 PM
when there are still people wondering where anna kournikova is in the rankings