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cosmoose
Mar 16th, 2009, 05:43 AM
One of my favorite player, Anna Chakvetadze, is struggling more than the US stock market.
In my sadness, I wrote this parody nursery rhyme.
Maybe Makiri, Nicole, or fans of other slumping players can come up with their own version? :)


Anna's sad nursery rhyme (sung to "London Bridge is Falling Down")

Anna's ranking is falling down,
Falling down, Falling down.
Anna's ranking is falling down,
My fair lady.

Take her racquet and lock her up,
Lock her up, Lock her up.
Take her racquet and lock her up,
My Russian lady.

Her confidence is shot and gone,
Shot and gone, Shot and gone
Her confidence is shot and gone,
My braided lady.

Double fault is your best friend,
Your best friend, Your best friend
Double fault is your best friend,
My wayward lady.

Need a coach to build her up,
Build her up, Build her up,
Need a coach to build her up,
My hopeless lady?

Tennis Ball
Mar 16th, 2009, 10:35 AM
:) Nice thread! Hope you feel better now :hug:.

Wojtek
Mar 16th, 2009, 10:50 AM
Spam

Ellery
Mar 16th, 2009, 01:09 PM
:hug:

Harvs
Mar 16th, 2009, 01:12 PM
:cuckoo: