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Otlichno
Aug 28th, 2011, 03:00 AM
Oh? Then how do you explain the fact that I want to have sex with her? :)

What vagina bearing don't you want to have sex with? :oh: :haha:

BillFromRichmond
Aug 28th, 2011, 03:00 AM
Dementieva lost what used to be the best legs in the game?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_p18PR-OlDsE/S-oQllAhMjI/AAAAAAAAA84/xMnBSXBwybY/s1600/calves+dementieva+elena+legs+calf+muscle.jpeg

Please, there just as good as ever.

You consider Hantuchova and Sharapova borderline anorexics? It's obvious you've never seen anorexia, to consider women who are simply slim to be "borderline anorexic" is simply delusional and you need a reality check.

What is it here with the personal attacks? Guy, I am a serious weight trainer with a certification in fitness and sports, have experience as a trainer and used to be an athlete myself. I have a relative who treats athletes who compulsively overtrain and undereat. I know what I am talking about, so you get a reality check yourself.

I will not respond back to anything you write further on his discussion. This is an opinion thread, I offered a personal opinion, so respect that and get off the personal attacks.

BillFromRichmond
Aug 28th, 2011, 03:03 AM
Well do you at least agree that Vaidisova and Azarenka are skinny and unmuscular? Because it's weird that you criticize other players for being skinny and unmuscular and then pick 2 of the skinniest, most unmuscular players as your favorites :confused:

In any case, at least we can agree on Domi :hearts::drool:

No I do not agree. Lenses...we are different..lets drop it and move on.

Otlichno
Aug 28th, 2011, 03:03 AM
What is it here with the personal attacks? Guy, I am a serious weight trainer with a certification in fitness and sports, have experience as a trainer and used to be an athlete myself. I have a relative who treats athletes who compulsively overtrain and undereat. I know what I am talking about, so you get a reality check yourself.

I will not respond back to anything you write further on his discussion. This is an opinion thread, I offered a personal opinion, so respect that and get off the personal attacks.

I don't mean to "personally attack" you, but Hantuchova and Sharapova are athletes themselves. And fairly successful ones too, I'm sure they know what body type is best for there tennis better than you do. Calling them "borderline anorexic" is a personal attack on them, labeling a slim person anorexic is ignorant.

AnomyBC
Aug 28th, 2011, 03:17 AM
What is it here with the personal attacks? Guy, I am a serious weight trainer with a certification in fitness and sports, have experience as a trainer and used to be an athlete myself. I have a relative who treats athletes who compulsively overtrain and undereat. I know what I am talking about, so you get a reality check yourself.

I will not respond back to anything you write further on his discussion. This is an opinion thread, I offered a personal opinion, so respect that and get off the personal attacks.

Some of you comments regarding anorexia and muscle development are definitely pretty baffling. I can understand saying Hantuchova is borderline anorexic, but how can you think Sharapova is borderline anorexic and yet think Vaidisova looks good? I think Vaidisova is actually skinnier and less muscular than Sharapova is, and on top of that she has a much less attractive face as well. And again, same thing goes with Azarenka. And although I love Chaky, she's also skinnier and less muscular than Sharapova. So I don't really understand your logic here?

AnomyBC
Aug 28th, 2011, 03:21 AM
But you consider Caro hotter than her. What a joke.:rolleyes:

It's only a 1 spot difference and that can easily change if Chaky does some more bikini photo shoots :)

AnomyBC
Aug 28th, 2011, 03:32 AM
What vagina bearing don't you want to have sex with? :oh: :haha:

Most of them, honestly. Out of all the females in the world, I'd probably only have sex with maybe 5% at most. And I'd probably only have sex with about 30-35 girls in the Top 100. There are even some girls in my Top 75 that I probably wouldn't have sex with. This is of course in the unlikely event that any of these girls were actually willing to have sex with me :lol: But yeah, I'm probably more selective than people give me credit for :)

bassoon
Aug 28th, 2011, 05:20 AM
OK, now that I've gotten over that horrible Wozniacki loss :sad:, here's another girl...

#62. Stephanie Dubois

Country: Canada
Highest Ranking: #95

http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dubois16.jpg

Best Assets: Cute face, nice body
Negatives: Horse teeth

So this is a 22 year old Canadian cutie who's been hovering at around 100 in the rankings for the past year or so. She's currently #114, but I think she'll probably get herself back into at least the 90's at some point soon. I don't think I've gotten to actually see her play yet, but I'm sure I will at some point because I expect to see her in a lot more slams. Anyway, I think she's got an adorably cute face and judging from some of the pictures above she seems to have a pretty nice body too. Her only real negative, as far as I can tell, is the horse teeth, but you can only see them when she smiles, and despite that her smile is pretty nice anyway, so it's not that big of a deal. In any case, I think she's one of those weird girls who actually tends to look better on court than off, which has always been a phenomenon that I've found to be very strange :confused: But yeah, to summarize, she's a cutie :)

Nice to see a Canadian on the list. And another in honourable mentions. If you ever enlarge your scope to Top 200, chick out Heidi El Tabakh. She is GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

AnomyBC
Aug 28th, 2011, 06:16 AM
Nice to see a Canadian on the list. And another in honourable mentions. If you ever enlarge your scope to Top 200, chick out Heidi El Tabakh. She is GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

I plan to include her in my next rankings :)

PS - And I'm also a fan of Eugenie Bouchard, but she's not even Top 300 yet :sad:

Invisible Fan
Sep 18th, 2011, 01:57 PM
The US Open is over it's time for the next update!

King Halep
Sep 18th, 2011, 04:13 PM
Nice to see a Canadian on the list. And another in honourable mentions. If you ever enlarge your scope to Top 200, chick out Heidi El Tabakh. She is GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

if Stephanie were 4 inches taller :drool:

nevetssllim
Sep 18th, 2011, 05:21 PM
This thread is nearly three-years-old and it still hasn't been finished. :cheer:

GoofyDuck
Sep 18th, 2011, 06:32 PM
Its a tortoise updating this thread.

Setsuna.
Sep 18th, 2011, 08:40 PM
Elena looks much much much much better than someone like Caroline Wozniacki (who is kind of pudgy and has a non excistent chin, and you still have he rin your top 10, or atleast in the poll).

True. :lol:
Lena D. is not even in the top 30.:facepalm:

AnomyBC
Sep 19th, 2011, 04:56 AM
True. :lol:
Lena D. is not even in the top 30.:facepalm:

Dementieva is so insanely overrated. She has nice eyes, but a hideous smile and I don't like the proportions of her face and her body (read my commentary on her for more info.) I've just never been particularly attracted to her :shrug:

Anyway, hopefully I'll be posting a new girl soon..... next weekend maybe? And then hopefully I'll have this finished before the Australian Open :)

AnomyBC
Sep 19th, 2011, 04:57 AM
Its a tortoise updating this thread.

Tortoises are cool :)

Otlichno
Sep 19th, 2011, 10:04 AM
Dementieva is so insanely overrated. She has nice eyes, but a hideous smile and I don't like the proportions of her face and her body (read my commentary on her for more info.) I've just never been particularly attracted to her :shrug:

Anyway, hopefully I'll be posting a new girl soon..... next weekend maybe? And then hopefully I'll have this finished before the Australian Open :)

One bad picture of her smiling does not equal a hideous smile.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wcl_lWbgvDQ/SYA1ptckB9I/AAAAAAAADPY/_cDVKTm3lzY/s320/elena.jpg

majcpw
Oct 17th, 2011, 02:16 AM
Dementieva is so insanely overrated. She has nice eyes, but a hideous smile and I don't like the proportions of her face and her body (read my commentary on her for more info.) I've just never been particularly attracted to her :shrug:

Anyway, hopefully I'll be posting a new girl soon..... next weekend maybe? And then hopefully I'll have this finished before the Australian Open :)
This thread is so insanely overrated. :p

AnomyBC
Oct 17th, 2011, 04:50 AM
This thread is so insanely overrated. :p

That's not what your momma said last night. She said she loved this thread :)

And seriously, update soon guys. And it will be worth the wait, I swear :)

majcpw
Oct 18th, 2011, 01:10 PM
That's not what your momma said last night. She said she loved this thread :)

And seriously, update soon guys. And it will be worth the wait, I swear :)
I don't think you understand the definition of the word "soon". Which of the following applies to your usage of the word? :rolleyes:
ADVERB:
soon·er, soon·est

In the near future; shortly.
Without hesitation; promptly: came as soon as possible.
Before the usual or appointed time; early.
With willingness; readily: I'd as soon leave right now.
Obsolete Immediately. My guess is "none of the above".

Johnbert
Oct 18th, 2011, 01:22 PM
View Poll Results: Who do you think is the hottest player of the past 10 years?

a hard decision between kournikova and ivanovic. i've voted for kournikova :hearts:

but kiri is also a delicacies :hearts:

Super Dave
Oct 18th, 2011, 01:34 PM
The last 10 years is now almost 3 years old :oh:

majcpw
Nov 1st, 2011, 10:12 AM
Its a tortoise updating this thread.
Anomy BC is slower than a tortise, and all of the following:
... evolution ...
... erosion ...
... ice ages ...
... the second coming of Christ ...
... middle east peace talks ...
... the acquisition of increased wisdom ...
... a sloth ...
... dial-up ...
... molasses in January ...
... old people driving ...
... a rock ...
... a octagenarian with ankle weights ...
... a geriatric slug on a salted snowed-in street ...
... filling a reservoir with an eye dropper ...
... economic recovery ...
... playing tag on the moon ...
... eating soup with chopsticks ...
... the blink of an eye in the Bizarro universe ...
Wait, that's it. The "B" in AnomyBC must stand for "Bizarro"!
Another month has passed without an update... :confused:

majcpw
Nov 1st, 2011, 01:29 PM
Pictures like these somehow seem to increase the hotness factor in some female tennis players...

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-hDwr81rNF2k/TqwwmAZtpYI/AAAAAAAAFBY/vKBdB6mCy4g/caro.jpg
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-NZCKVP7YNKU/TqlOJgatqZI/AAAAAAAAFAo/obzbr5V7Eog/caro.jpg
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6178/6172455513_5f0f096636_b.jpg
You have to look a little harder at the last one but in the right lighting, you can still see what is exposed in the first two. The only mystery with all three is "thong or not"?

tshamer
Nov 7th, 2011, 12:35 AM
You know, a lot of people say that Caroline is overrated and not that great looking. Well, just look at these photos! She is a beautiful young lady! My kind of girl. Not my absolute favorite, but wow!!

it-girl
Nov 7th, 2011, 12:40 AM
Time for a new thread.

AnomyBC
Nov 13th, 2011, 09:30 AM
Anomy BC is slower than a tortise, and all of the following:
... evolution ...
... erosion ...
... ice ages ...
... the second coming of Christ ...
... middle east peace talks ...
... the acquisition of increased wisdom ...
... a sloth ...
... dial-up ...
... molasses in January ...
... old people driving ...
... a rock ...
... a octagenarian with ankle weights ...
... a geriatric slug on a salted snowed-in street ...
... filling a reservoir with an eye dropper ...
... economic recovery ...
... playing tag on the moon ...
... eating soup with chopsticks ...
... the blink of an eye in the Bizarro universe ...
Wait, that's it. The "B" in AnomyBC must stand for "Bizarro"!
Another month has passed without an update... :confused:

Actually, "BC" stands for "Before Christ" which is when I started this thread :)

AnomyBC
Nov 13th, 2011, 09:34 AM
So I just realized I had this thread I needed to update. Crazy, huh? Well here's the next girl...

#5. Tatiana Golovin

Country: France
Highest Ranking: #12

http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin20.jpg

Best Assets: Mischievous smile, alluring eyes, possibly a wild dirty sex animal?
Negatives: Big nose?

So I'm really happy to finally have made it to Tati on the list, because she's one of the girls I've been most looking forward to writing about (and honestly I felt like I might never get here!) What's cool about Tati is that her attractiveness isn't necessarily about being classically beautiful in the way that some of the other girls near the top of these rankings are. It's more about using her smile and her eyes to send out little subliminal messages that affect guys on a subconscious level and make them imagine that she might be interested in having sex with them. It's a very sophisticated type of attractiveness that's extremely difficult for any guy to defend against. You see that crazy mischievous smirk she always has on her face and you can't help but think, "Wow, this girl must be thinking about something really dirty and disgusting and perverted" and then you see her look at you with those dark, intense, lustful eyes and you can't help but think, "Oh my god! I think she wants to do something dirty and disgusting and perverted with me!" And then from that point on, all hope is lost. She has you in her clutches and there's no escape. This is the kind of woman all other women fear, because they understand her power over men.

Tati, sadly, hasn't been around much these last few years, and judging from her declining numbers in my poll above (where she's now fallen behind Dokic and Caro), it would seem that she's not in the forefront of the horny male tennis fan's mind to the extent that she was in the past. Perhaps some of the younger fans are just not aware of her, but back in her glory days in the mid 2000s Tati was the undisputed sexual epicenter of the WTA Tour---just like Kournikova was in the late 90's and Cibulkova is today. This isn't to say that she was necessarily having more sex than the other players, but everyone assumed that she was, just based on that mischievous look she always had on her face, and then they further assumed that whatever sex she was having must be exponentially hotter and dirtier and more passionate than the sex that any other player was having. This was all based on perception and speculation of course. There was no real evidence to back this up. But yet the conclusion was inescapable. You could pluck a guy out of the Amazon rainforest who'd never seen a tennis player before and show him a picture of Tatiana Golovin smiling and looking at the camera in that unmistakable way that she does and he would just know, somehow, on some instinctual level that this girl whom these white men call a "tennis player" would be totally into doing some dirty, disgusting, crazy things in bed that no other tennis player would ever be willing to do.

Now, I hope it doesn't sound like I'm suggesting anything negative about Tati here. I don't think she's a slut or anything like that (and even if she is, there's nothing wrong with that.) What I think is that Tati is a master at expressing sexuality through her facial expressions and someone who thoroughly understands the science of sexual attraction. She knows that having power over a man has nothing to do with actually doing anything with him sexually. All of the power comes from making the guy think that she might do something with him sexually. And Tati not only understood this, but was able to express sexual interest using her smile and her eyes in a way that was universally understood and yet at the same time seemingly unintentional. She was the exact opposite Caroline Wozniacki, who basically shows her interest in a guy by beating him over the head with a hammer.

Anyway, even though I fully understand that Tati may be playing the whole male race in order to control us, and that the general perception of her as a wild and passionate sexual animal may not be based entirely in reality, I still can't help but imagine that the real Tati is at least a little bit like the crazy, nympho-maniacal Tati that we all imagine. Sometimes I imagine that if you were to go around and randomly whisper something dirty into different female tennis players' ears, that Tati would be one of the few players that wouldn't slap you and would actually be really into it. I could be completely wrong about that, but it doesn't matter because I'm never going to really go around whispering dirty things into tennis players' ears. And since I'm not going to do it, the only thing that really matters is how I imagine that she would react. And the way I imagine her reacting is pretty f*cking awesome. I mean, the great thing about fantasies is that they don't have to be entirely based in reality. That's why they're fantasies. And there's no player better at provoking extremely sexy, possibly unrealistic fantasies than Tati.

And speaking of provoking fantasies, I must say that I was incredibly happy that Tati got to take part in the Sports Illustrated photo shoot with Makiri and Dani even though she was basically already retired at the time. I really love that she got that forum to express her sexiness on a big stage, because if there's any tennis player---aside from Kournikova---who was born to do that it's definitely Tati. And I loved that she was the only girl to take her top off, because that really feeds into my perception of her as this really sexy, mischievous, wild, crazy, adventurous girl who's kinda down for anything.

Also, aside from being sexy and everything, I also get the impression that Tati would be a really fun girl to hang out with, so that's big plus too. Some of the other girls in my Top 75 are hot, but come across as maybe being a little bit boring. Definitely not Tati. I'm sure she's the life of the party wherever she goes. She even does some dancing on table tops apparently. Clearly this is a girl who knows how to have fun.

Anyway, I'd really love to have Tati back on the tour someday, but I guess it's not gonna happen. Apparently she's a tennis commentator for French TV now though, so that's cool. Sounds like she's not afraid to say what she really thinks either, which is something that just makes me that much more attracted to her. She's also not afraid to show off her legs while commentating, so that's another plus. And according to her Wikipedia page "Tatiana Golovin is today a member of the ‘Champions for Peace’ club, a group of 54 famous elite athletes committed to serving peace in the world through sport", so that sounds pretty cool too. It sounds like she's part of some kind of league of superheroes or something. But yeah, whatever she does I just hope she stays in the spotlight, because she's definitely someone I hope to see a lot more of in the future. Sadly I'm in the US so I don't get to see her on TV, but hopefully ESPN or Tennis Channel will eventually wise up and hire her because it sounds like what she has to say is probably way more interesting than what most of their current commentators have to say. And even if it's not, she'll still be hot, and it never hurts to have more hot people on TV.

Bonus fact about Tati: If you rearrange the letters of TATIANA GOLOVIN, you can spell A LOT INTO VAGINA. Try it! It really works!

AnomyBC
Nov 13th, 2011, 09:40 AM
Bonus Tati pics!

http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin21.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin22.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin23.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin24.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin25.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin26.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin27.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin28.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin29.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin30.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin31.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin32.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin33.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin34.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin35.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin36.jpg

Lord Choc Ice
Nov 13th, 2011, 09:43 AM
Lot Into Vagina :hysteric:.

AnomyBC
Nov 13th, 2011, 09:53 AM
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6178/6172455513_5f0f096636_b.jpg
You have to look a little harder at the last one but in the right lighting, you can still see what is exposed in the first two. The only mystery with all three is "thong or not"?

I think that last one is def a thong for sure :hearts:

PS - First pic didn't work. Please repost if possible :)

King Halep
Nov 13th, 2011, 01:26 PM
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin16.jpg

This is the best. Your selection is all so similar, its missing a back shot.

delicatecutter
Nov 13th, 2011, 02:28 PM
Finally an update. I love Golovin but way too high.

Mistress of Evil
Nov 13th, 2011, 02:41 PM
By the time the countdown comes to an end, the TOP 3 would have become grannies!

AnomyBC
Nov 14th, 2011, 01:37 AM
http://www.bryanspage.com/Golovin16.jpg

This is the best. Your selection is all so similar, its missing a back shot.

I know. I wanted to have an ass picture, but I couldn't find a good one. Anyone who has one, feel free to post :)

King Halep
Nov 14th, 2011, 01:54 AM
By the time the countdown comes to an end, the TOP 3 would have become grannies!

all of them are irrelevant now anyway

King Halep
Nov 14th, 2011, 02:42 AM
http://img003.lazygirls.info/people/tatiana_golovin/tatiana_golovin_4tg15_WTfsuRd.sized.jpg
http://img002.lazygirls.info/people/tatiana_golovin/tatiana_golovin_golovin7677_1__LjMhRpM.sized.jpg

AnomyBC
Nov 14th, 2011, 02:44 AM
Thanks. You could have left the last one too even though it wasn't an ass pic :)

King Halep
Nov 14th, 2011, 02:45 AM
uh dont really like it, not really into her that much

Scola
Nov 14th, 2011, 12:32 PM
finally a deserving placement, but you will ruin it again with some ugly butterface higher than Tati:o

Nicolas
Nov 14th, 2011, 03:09 PM
Golovin :facepalm:

Stevecw
Nov 14th, 2011, 08:06 PM
Tati :hearts: A well deserved top 5 placing.

tshamer
Nov 14th, 2011, 08:52 PM
Tati is not in my top 5, maybe not my top 10 (but maybe so), but wow, what a hottie! I've never seen many of those pics and she looks gooooood!

tshamer
Jan 7th, 2012, 11:19 PM
Has this thread offically died?

s teddy
Jan 7th, 2012, 11:42 PM
No. AnomyBC is just trying to prolong it as much as possible. :lol:

AnomyBC
Jan 12th, 2012, 02:38 AM
Welcome to the 4th year of this thread!!! Here’s the next girl!

#4. Maria Kirilenko

Country: Russia
Highest Ranking: #18

http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko20.jpg

Best Assets: Amazing near-perfect body, fiery intensity, mysterious and unobtainable, not afraid to get a little kinky in the sand
Negatives: Not particularly friendly, questionable taste in men

So Makiri here was the 2011 winner of TennisForum’s hottest player poll and although I’m only putting her at #4 here, I think she’s very worthy of the title. I think she has arguably the best body proportions of all of today’s active tennis hotties. She’s not too tall like Sharapova, or too short like Cibulkova, or too skinny like Hantuchova or too disproportionally small-boobed for her body type like Ivanovic. And she doesn’t have a giant forehead and mouth like Wozniacki. She’s like the Goldilocks Tennis Hottie---she’s just right! And on a different day I could definitely see myself putting her at #3 or #2 in these rankings, but since I’ve already made you guys wait 4 years I figure it’s probably time to stop messing with the order of the girls and just post them the way I have them. (So if you think she should be Top 3 you’re just going to have to wait for my NEXT Hottest Tennis Players ranking thread, which I’m sure you’re all looking forward to!)

Anyway, aside from her awesome body proportions, another thing I really love about Kiri is the fiery intensity she shows when she plays. Like Sharapova she has this intense, super-serious, kind-of-pissed off looking stare that I just find incredibly hot for some reason. I think it makes me imagine her having passionate, angry sex---the kind with lots of biting and scratching and hair-pulling and stuff. And then like Cibulkova she sometimes gets really hot and sweaty when she plays too, and that just makes the whole image even hotter. (I’ve included an intense, sweaty angry looking picture of her in my 2nd set of pics of her so you all can see what I mean!)

Another thing about Kiri that stands out in my mind is that she seems to be a lot more quiet and reserved than most of the other tennis hotties. Even though I’ve been a fan of her for many years I don’t really feel like I know that much about her personality and what’s she’s really like as a person (is that redundant?) Normally this would be an entirely negative thing, but Maria actually makes it kind of work for her because she’s able to intrigue you and draw you in without even saying anything. I guess if she was less attractive she might just come across as boring, but instead she comes across as being kind of mysterious and unobtainable, and it makes you want to get to know her and uncover the secret of who she really is.

One downside of her being kind of shy and reserved though is that it sometimes comes across as unfriendly. One of the little running jokes of my US Open visits over the years is that every year I ask her to take a picture with me and every year she just walks away without even acknowledging me. Lots of other players have turned me down over the years, but they usually at least look at you or say something (and some of them, like Chakvetadze, are really nice and polite in their denials.) But Kiri never seems to even notice I’m there. I think, like I said, that she’s just a little shy and reserved though. And I think maybe she’s not as comfortable with her English as some of the other girls, so that may be a part of it as well. (I always wondered if it would make a difference if I asked her to take a picture with me in Russian. I need to try that one year.)

But of course, no matter how many times she ignores me at the US Open, I could never have any hard feelings towards Kiri after seeing her pics from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue back in 2008. I was so incredibly happy that she took part in that because previous to that she had never really shown any interest in posing for sexy pics. I don’t know who convinced her to do that, but that person is definitely one of my heroes, because seeing her in those pics was like a dream come true. And ironically, even though she had had the least experience with taking sexy pics beforehand (compared to Golovin and Hantuchova), she managed to take the two sexiest pics of the photo shoot. I speak, of course, of her infamous “cumshot” pics, where it looks like one the photographers maybe got a little too excited about her (see first two pics above!) I’m willing to go on the record as saying that those pics are probably the sexiest pics ever taken of a tennis player. (Or at least out of the ones that are publicly available. I’m sure their boyfriends have even sexier stuff---and probably similarly themed.)

And speaking of boyfriends, I have to say that I’m really not sure about this guy Maria is currently dating. He looks like some kind of giant toothless Neanderthal. I guess it’s wrong to judge people just on looks though. Maybe he has a nice personality?

Anyway, Kiri is definitely one of the all-time elite tennis hotties and I hope 2012 is the year she really breaks through and finally becomes the incredible superstar she obviously deserves to be!

AnomyBC
Jan 12th, 2012, 02:41 AM
Bonus pics!

http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko21.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko22.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko23.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko24.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko25.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko26.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko27.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko28.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko29.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko30.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kirilenko31.jpg

The 2nd pic here is the one where she looks all intense and sweaty. I love it. And I took the last 2 pics myself at the US Open :)

Dav.
Jan 12th, 2012, 03:29 AM
Tati. :hearts:

PMBH
Jan 12th, 2012, 04:36 AM
Wow! Makiri really is a serious hottie!

Johnbert
Jan 12th, 2012, 10:24 AM
kiri :hearts: :drool:

Stevecw
Jan 12th, 2012, 04:27 PM
Great pics, a few of those I haven't seen before. For me she is the hottest player, amazing looking. Just wish she was a better player, so we cud see her more often on tv!!

Remix13
Jan 12th, 2012, 05:38 PM
For me she's far hotter than Sharapova and Ivanovic as she's a nearly perfectly proportionned woman, as AnonyBC pointed. Not to mention the swimsuit photoshoot... Some of Stella McCartney dresses really suited her perfectly too :drool:

Kiri is so gorgeous :hearts:

Hopefully she could be more consistent in her game :angel:

Super Dave
Jan 12th, 2012, 06:17 PM
Coming up in 2013...



























# 3.

Invisible Fan
Jan 12th, 2012, 09:31 PM
I would put Kiri number 3. She's so hot :hearts:

rukw5uk
Feb 1st, 2012, 03:40 AM
The top three should all be resolved on the same day at a special online tennisforum awards ceremony, which AnomyBC will probably turn up late for anyway. Still, I enjoy the descriptions, looking forward to the top three, which is surely Ivanovic/Sharapova/Kournikova. But in which order???

Find out next year folks!!

I do like Kirilenko's angry sex face though.

gouci
Feb 5th, 2012, 07:05 PM
Is there an updated list besides what's on page 1?

gouci
Feb 5th, 2012, 07:05 PM
Is there a criteria besides being hot and having a WTA ranking?

gouci
Feb 5th, 2012, 07:06 PM
I didn't look thru every page but I didn't see Anastasia Pivovarova on the top 75 list. What a big omission. She's a top 10 candidate in my humble opinion.

http://wtatouristapercaso.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/anastasiapivovarova2.jpg?w=450&h=618

http://wtatouristapercaso.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/anastasiapivovarova.jpg?w=230&h=300

gouci
Feb 5th, 2012, 07:09 PM
How about making room for Stefania Chieppa?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NlpBH2RAHmQ/TWLxhUgGNiI/AAAAAAAAMA4/DOIp02lou-I/s1600/chieppa63.jpg

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNaw1oLucebn3x7Yd37h1wJ17wlYkfd hsNwAI7hWp8UF6F_u4f7Q

Invisible Fan
Feb 7th, 2012, 04:49 PM
Julia Goerges might be ranked too low on this list.
Also I think Angelique Kerber is hot. :)

Shinjiro
Feb 7th, 2012, 05:41 PM
This Pivovarova is good. :drool:

Scola
Feb 7th, 2012, 09:55 PM
Nastya Pivovarova could be a supermodel:drool:

Andiyan
Feb 7th, 2012, 10:42 PM
Can we just stop bumping this? :p

Mike81
Feb 7th, 2012, 11:34 PM
So many flaws in this 'list' :o

AnomyBC
Feb 13th, 2012, 06:49 AM
Pivovarova and Chieppa weren't eligiible. It's only girls who had been in the Top 100. Definitely beautiful girls though :)

PS - Pivovarova will be eligible for next time though... so stay tuned for my next rankings... assuming I ever finish these ones :)

Patrick345
Feb 13th, 2012, 08:42 AM
I didn't look thru every page but I didn't see Anastasia Pivovarova on the top 75 list. What a big omission. She's a top 10 candidate in my humble opinion.

http://wtatouristapercaso.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/anastasiapivovarova2.jpg?w=450&h=618

http://wtatouristapercaso.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/anastasiapivovarova.jpg?w=230&h=300

She wasn´t born when this list started.

BillFromRichmond
Feb 13th, 2012, 11:35 AM
Thanks for the pics of Maria Kirilenko. She is HOT!!

TheBoiledEgg
Feb 13th, 2012, 11:43 AM
We have our no1

we were just waiting for Mandy Minella to break top 100.

job done.

King Halep
Feb 13th, 2012, 11:48 AM
We have our no1

we were just waiting for Mandy Minella to break top 100.

job done.

knowing that clown's taste he probably thinks she is ugly

TennisRacist
Feb 14th, 2012, 08:02 PM
On which place did you put Angelique Kerber? Or will you post it soon?

Corswandt
Feb 15th, 2012, 09:49 AM
knowing that clown's taste he probably thinks she is ugly

It had to be said.

nevetssllim
Feb 15th, 2012, 10:42 AM
She wasn´t born when this list started.

:lol:

Invisible Fan
Feb 17th, 2012, 06:45 PM
How about Yanina Wickmayer and Christina Mchale?

PMBH
Mar 12th, 2012, 02:23 AM
How far have we come on this list? Top-3? OP, please do a summary of the rankings so far.

Stevecw
Mar 12th, 2012, 07:34 PM
Most of the top girls will be old and retired by time this ends!!

majcpw
May 14th, 2012, 03:40 AM
I'm guessing that after two months without a post, this thread has officially become irrelevant.

rukw5uk
Jun 7th, 2012, 10:29 PM
How many left now?

RenaSlam.
Jun 7th, 2012, 11:39 PM
:rolleyes:

Most drawn out thread in TF history.

Sagacious
Jun 8th, 2012, 04:09 AM
best thread ever :)

majcpw
Jun 8th, 2012, 04:22 AM
best thread ever :)
Could only have been written by Anomybc's BFF!:lol:

Dav.
Jun 8th, 2012, 04:43 AM
The best part about this is that when I made my thread (that he references in the first post) I got the first badreps I had ever received for finishing the list too slowly. Mine finished in a week. This one started in January of 2009. :lol:

AnomyBC
Jun 8th, 2012, 07:07 AM
I WILL finish this. Just bear with me everyone. I've been incredibly busy all year. Anyway, I hope to have something new to talk about when I get to Sharapova :)

AnomyBC
Jun 8th, 2012, 07:07 AM
How many left now?

3 girls left. Almost there :)

THE NERD
Jun 8th, 2012, 11:55 AM
This list is utterly a heap of rubbish. Tennis is a global sport with Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Latino, Italian, Portuguese, African, Mexican ...faces!!! Why does the list only include Caucasian women???
attempting to convince everyone that your perception of "pretty" or "beauty" is the only one that matters. Sorry, but that's an impossibility because everybody has their own definition (of beauty).

TheBoiledEgg
Jun 8th, 2012, 12:13 PM
Tsurenko & Minella are top 2 :)

Kəv.
Jun 8th, 2012, 12:14 PM
Tsurenko & Minella are top 2 :)

This.

Sagacious
Jun 9th, 2012, 05:03 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/389323_10150938311349920_901246980_n.jpg

:)

Dav.
Jun 9th, 2012, 06:42 PM
This list is utterly a heap of rubbish. Tennis is a global sport with Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Latino, Italian, Portuguese, African, Mexican ...faces!!! Why does the list only include Caucasian women???
attempting to convince everyone that your perception of "pretty" or "beauty" is the only one that matters. Sorry, but that's an impossibility because everybody has their own definition (of beauty).

I mean, he has reiterated multiple times that the list is his opinion.

AnomyBC
Jun 10th, 2012, 04:29 AM
Tsurenko & Minella are top 2 :)

Not sure who the first girl is (will look her up later!), but Minella wasn't actually eligible at the time when I made this because it was only girls who have been in the Top 100 and she hadn't been in the Top 100 yet. But she's eligible now, so she'll def be in the next one... assuming I ever get around to posting it :)

EDIT: Looked at some pics of Tsurenko---I think she'll be in the next one too :)

AnomyBC
Jun 10th, 2012, 04:38 AM
This list is utterly a heap of rubbish. Tennis is a global sport with Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Latino, Italian, Portuguese, African, Mexican ...faces!!! Why does the list only include Caucasian women???

What are you talking about? I have all of those nationalities featured except Japanese and Mexican I believe (and there were a few Japanese girls who almost made the cut.... and in terms of Mexicans, in fairness, I can't even think of any Mexican tennis players....?) Also, Indians, Italians, Portuguese, and Latinos and Mexican of European ancestry ARE Caucasians. "Caucasian" includes anyone whose ancestors came from Europe, the Middle East, South Asia or North Africa.

ziros
Jun 15th, 2012, 07:23 AM
Why don't you finish it off? We know who the top 3 are,just not the order...

GoofyDuck
Jun 15th, 2012, 09:29 AM
Why don't you finish it off? We know who the top 3 are,just not the order...

It takes the OP 3 months to find pictures I think.

OP, use google :unsure:

Curtos07
Jun 16th, 2012, 04:16 AM
EDIT: Looked at some pics of Tsurenko---I think she'll be in the next one too :)

Looking forward to your next list....in the year 2020.

keinimod
Jun 16th, 2012, 04:34 AM
Jelena Jankovic was WTA #1 when this list started.
Go figure. :lol:

Sagacious
Jul 12th, 2012, 03:52 PM
Maria Sharapova : "Now you must wish that you were a tennis ball right ...?" :-)

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/599889_10151012684159920_115848194_n.jpg

Courtesy : French Open FB Page

BlueTrees
Jul 12th, 2012, 04:06 PM
Looking forward to your next list....in the year 2020.

http://fuckyeahericnorthman.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/oooh-sick-burn.gif

VIK!
Jul 13th, 2012, 07:27 PM
:yeah: Great and funny thread!! Ridiculously long duration :lol: but very hilarious and exciting to read/watch. Just discovered it yesterday and i'm glad i didn't followed it from the beginning, otherwise i would be pissed-off too(like many others) in expectation for the end(and i have the presumption the countdown is far away from the finish ;))
Anyway, great work you did ABC, and thanks for your effort for researching + posting A LOT of pics of beautiful + lovely women and funny comments!
:worship::worship:

BTW my theories for the long duration are:
a) The OP wants to win a bet for a five years ongoing,active thread.. or
b) it's a part of a weird psychological study for observation of human behavior on an internet forum..
or maybe he's just damn lazy.. ;)
(don't take this ^ too serious :angel:)

And now..it's time for Masha..:wavey:

rucolo
Feb 22nd, 2013, 03:43 PM
#30. Anastasia Myskina

Country: Russia
Highest Ranking: #2

http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina08.jpg

http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina09.jpg

http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina10.jpg

http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina17.jpg

http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina18.jpg

http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina19.jpg

http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina20.jpg


Anastasia :hearts::hearts::hearts:

kangwoo
Feb 22nd, 2013, 04:05 PM
20 / 29. Sania Mirza

:worship::worship::worship:

if ashwarya rai sushmita sen then i would include them in the ranking...but mirza:lol: :lol: :lol:

40+y kimiko date or masculine akmul amandorova even pretier

Sagacious
Mar 21st, 2013, 03:52 AM
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/581670_10151571420618615_287798021_n.jpg

Drake1980
Mar 21st, 2013, 04:44 AM
:worship::worship::worship:

if ashwarya rai sushmita sen then i would include them in the ranking...but mirza:lol: :lol: :lol:

40+y kimiko date or masculine akmul amandorova even pretier

:eek:

Caro.Wozn
Mar 21st, 2013, 04:19 PM
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/581670_10151571420618615_287798021_n.jpg


:drool:

veka :hearts:

Marcoo
Mar 21st, 2013, 05:21 PM
for me personally, Maria Kirilenko, Sharapova and Caroline Wozniacki

majcpw
May 13th, 2013, 03:47 PM
No. As I said on the previous page, I've never found her to be even remotely attractive and I think she looks like a cross between Rodney Dangerfield and an albino ass goblin. I've never understood why she gets mentioned as being an attractive tennis player. I mean, honestly, when I see pictures of her she looks like someone who's been locked in a dark underground cave for hundreds of years and is only now seeing sunlight for the first time after finally clawing her way out off of the ground. If I wanted to say something positive about the way she looks I could say that she has very striking eyes, but I don't really think that they're striking in a beautiful way so much as a crazed, demented way. Anyway, I don't mean to bash her, cuz I'm sure she's a nice girl, but of all the girls who get mentioned as being attractive, she's definitely the one who baffles me the most.
Finally, after all these years... an unedited picture of Lovely Lucie that actually matches your unforgettable description, not that I agree with it. :)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/59888_10151877572609517_1901183330_n.jpg

Material World
May 13th, 2013, 06:38 PM
Stuck at #3 for 17 months. Has AnomyBC got w***ers block?

Vjetro Pev
Jun 22nd, 2013, 02:34 AM
I can see that a lot of WTA fans are focusing on SUCCESS and TITLES rather than BEAUTY, which is why many of you choose rather average-looking (or even worse) players as your picks of what represents "hot".

For the most COMPREHENSIVE facial beauty list ever made regarding female pros, go to this link:

http://vjetropev.blogspot.com/2013/06/100-prettiest-tennis-pros.html

majcpw
Jun 22nd, 2013, 04:35 AM
I can see that a lot of WTA fans are focusing on SUCCESS and TITLES rather than BEAUTY, which is why many of you choose rather average-looking (or even worse) players as your picks of what represents "hot".

For the most COMPREHENSIVE facial beauty list ever made regarding female pros, go to this link:

http://vjetropev.blogspot.com/2013/06/100-prettiest-tennis-pros.html
I immediately thought of AnomyBC's futile attempt to wrap up this thread when I read yours earlier today. Can't say that I agree with many of your pics but I applaud your effort. You could have been like him and done 97, then spent years waiting to post the last three. :)

For the record, I am personally not a big fan of:
96
95
93
75
66
56
54
51
49
43
39
36
35
20
14
12
2 - I absolutely, positively, don't get this choice. Some of the huge favorites like Alize Lim, Arantxa Rus, Elena Dementieva, Alona Bondarenko and Olga Poutchkova would have made my list before Lesley Kherkove. Of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Also, Daria/Dasha Sharapova is Maria's cousin. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070830110635AAAUu4g

Good job!

Justin SW
Jun 22nd, 2013, 04:43 AM
I can see that a lot of WTA fans are focusing on SUCCESS and TITLES rather than BEAUTY, which is why many of you choose rather average-looking (or even worse) players as your picks of what represents "hot".

For the most COMPREHENSIVE facial beauty list ever made regarding female pros, go to this link:

http://vjetropev.blogspot.com/2013/06/100-prettiest-tennis-pros.html

your list is absurd. you're out of your mine. Plus the absence of black women makes me think you're FAR from objective. really?! u're out of control dude.

JackFrost
Jun 22nd, 2013, 07:38 AM
Something like an "objective" beauty-ranking don´t exist, because they are all made by humans and they will be always influenced by personal taste, preferences or whatever.

BillFromRichmond
Jun 22nd, 2013, 09:32 PM
your list is absurd. you're out of your mine. Plus the absence of black women makes me think you're FAR from objective. really?! u're out of control dude. Where is it written that affirmative action is a requirement for these lists? Also, proofread. You misspelled "mind" and "you're".

Crunchy Booboo
Jun 22nd, 2013, 09:45 PM
Anna Kournikova of course. :lol: Her body language just oozed sex appeal.

Jack.
Jun 22nd, 2013, 10:50 PM
Wozniacki is on top of my list :cheer: :drool:

KournikovaFan91
Jun 22nd, 2013, 11:14 PM
Kournikova clearly #1 any other choice is ridiculous.

majcpw
Jun 23rd, 2013, 04:10 AM
Wozniacki is on top of my list :cheer: :drool:
Go back and read what he said about Caro (and Serena). He pretty much nuked both of them...

Remix13
Jun 23rd, 2013, 07:09 AM
Kournikova clearly #1 any other choice is ridiculous.

OK for Anna at #1, Kiri should be at #2.

WonderFan
Jun 23rd, 2013, 11:32 AM
Muguruza, Burnett, Pironkova, Vekic...

Invisible Fan
Jun 23rd, 2013, 11:44 AM
Vekic was probably 12 when this list started :)

Onslow
Jun 23rd, 2013, 03:26 PM
corinna dentoni, didn't quite qualify for wimbledon

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2874/8854185504_d9fc2261db_b.jpg

kristina mladenovic, tomorrow on center court

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5328/9030221877_065b48da4d_b.jpg

Vjetro Pev
Jun 28th, 2013, 07:59 PM
Go back and read what he said about Caro (and Serena). He pretty much nuked both of them...
To say that I "nuked" them is a little unkind.

Unkind to nukes, which should be used for better things than being dropped on useless heads.

Btw, I have a new post for you guys to look at. I was always fascinated by WTA's "Strong Is Beautiful" campaign:
http://vjetropev.blogspot.com/2013/06/wtas-strong-is-beautiful-campaign.html

Jack.
Jun 28th, 2013, 09:01 PM
Pironkova isn't even on that list. What a joke. :lol:

BillFromRichmond
Jun 28th, 2013, 11:02 PM
Today's hotties:

Azarenka
Kirilenko
Vinci
Goerges
Muguruza
Martic
Riske
Bouchard
Cibulkova

Lord Choc Ice
Jun 28th, 2013, 11:32 PM
Today's hotties:

Azarenka
Kirilenko
Vinci
Goerges
Muguruza
Martic
Riske
Bouchard
Cibulkova

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56gq23Kpz1qbygev.gif

Flamebaiter
Jun 29th, 2013, 12:41 AM
1)Wozniacki
2)Wozniacki
3)Wozniacki
4)Wozniacki
5)Wozniacki
6)Wozniacki
7)Wozniacki
8)Wozniacki
9)Wozniacki
10)Wozniacki

Remix13
Jun 29th, 2013, 07:08 AM
To say that I "nuked" them is a little unkind.

Unkind to nukes, which should be used for better things than being dropped on useless heads.

Btw, I have a new post for you guys to look at. I was always fascinated by WTA's "Strong Is Beautiful" campaign:
http://vjetropev.blogspot.com/2013/06/wtas-strong-is-beautiful-campaign.html

WTA has it's fair number of "not so good looking" girls I guess...