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ivanban
May 23rd, 2010, 11:53 AM
Werk that tan line, gurls :hearts:

http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza08.jpg

http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva10.jpg

madmax
May 23rd, 2010, 11:53 AM
Vera is adorable hottie...good choice

AnomyBC
May 23rd, 2010, 12:05 PM
OMG. I'm just now noticing what you guys were talking about with Sania's sock tan thing---that is friggin BIZARRE! I don't know how the hell I didn't notice that before now! :eek:

ivanban
May 23rd, 2010, 12:06 PM
OMG. I'm just now noticing what you guys were talking about with Sania's sock tan thing---that is friggin BIZARRE! I don't know how the hell I didn't notice that before now! :eek:

You probably mistaken it for socks :D

Caralenko
May 23rd, 2010, 12:08 PM
:worship: Paragraphs.

Koon
May 23rd, 2010, 12:45 PM
Vera is so adorable :inlove:

ivanban
May 23rd, 2010, 12:49 PM
With last 2 choices this list gained some credibility

kris719
May 24th, 2010, 04:45 AM
that's an interesting fantasy you have about vera :eek: :lol:

Stevecw
May 24th, 2010, 08:25 PM
Vera is a good choice, she is always underrated when it comes to best looking players. She deserves to be around this point in the countdown. Those eyes are just :hearts:

jawadde
May 24th, 2010, 08:55 PM
Of all the Belgians? Well who else is there? There's Yanina, but I don't think I had ever even heard of her yet when I started this thread :lol: And at best Yanina is only slightly more attractive than Flipkens. They're both decent looking, but nothing too amazing.


Dominique Monami-Van Roost should be in the list.

Oizo
May 24th, 2010, 08:58 PM
Sania & Vera :hearts:

vanillalatte
May 24th, 2010, 10:06 PM
Vera definitely has the prettiest eyes of all WTA players, no doubt :eek:

Caralenko
Jun 20th, 2010, 08:17 AM
Wow, have a little faith in me guys :lol: Next girl coming in like 30 minutes. I swear! :)

And then a month :weirdo:

AnomyBC
Jun 20th, 2010, 08:25 AM
And then a month :weirdo:

Yes, I know. I'm a little pre-occupied by some other stuff at the moment... and plus I'm still a little depressed about Stosur losing to Schiavone :sad: So I'm probably going to wait til after Wimbledon to post the Top 15, but it's going to incredible. If anyone complains about any of the girls in the Top 15 there is something seriously wrong with you, cuz they're all friggin amazing :drool::inlove:

Also, I'm due for a recap, so I may try to post that tomorrow... well today now... whatever day Sunday is :)

AnomyBC
Jun 20th, 2010, 08:31 AM
Dominique Monami-Van Roost should be in the list.

I considered her, but I decided she didn't really do much for me. She'll be considered again when I do my Top 100 Hottest Female Tennis Players of the Last 15 Years thread in late 2011/early 2012 though :)

Renalicious
Jun 20th, 2010, 09:06 AM
Sania's sock tan :hysteric:

Inger67
Jun 20th, 2010, 11:03 AM
I seriously forgot about this thread.. It's been a month since it was last updated? I mean I know you're busy, but don't start something you can't finish (at a moderate time) :lol:

capt321
Jun 28th, 2010, 08:46 PM
I dont know if the world got to see Ioana Raluca Olaru play and lose to Shrapova but if they did I think they would agree that she is way to low in your poll at #47,please reconsider. At times she looked more attractive than Maria herself.

ivanban
Jun 28th, 2010, 09:56 PM
Most hilarious thing would be if mods close this thread :haha:

wavetennis
Jun 28th, 2010, 11:22 PM
CHECK SOME OF HER PICS ON HER FANPAGE PLS.

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/Ipek-Senoglu/241727815720

MY OTHER 3 FAVS: PENNETA, IVANOVIC, KOURNIKOVA

King Halep
Jun 28th, 2010, 11:53 PM
Whatever happened to the person who started this, was he banned for obscenity or something. He seemed to have disappeared.

Stevecw
Jun 29th, 2010, 12:02 AM
Whatever happened to the person who started this, was he banned for obscenity or something. He seemed to have disappeared.

No he is still around, but likes dragging it out to death. It started Jan 2009, and has slowed down even more recently. Its at about 1 a month now :rolleyes:

Last 10 years was Jan 1999 when he started, by time its over will be sometime in 2002 probably.

RenaSlam.
Jun 29th, 2010, 03:39 AM
Please close this thread, mods. :worship:

majcpw
Jun 29th, 2010, 03:45 AM
I dont know if the world got to see Ioana Raluca Olaru play and lose to Shrapova but if they did I think they would agree that she is way to low in your poll at #47,please reconsider. At times she looked more attractive than Maria herself.
I couldn't agree with you more. Here are a few pics that I posted from that match in her forum.

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Championships+Wimbledon+2010+Day+Four+ZY8v0lAHFexl .jpg

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1932/b82a0907869c12d4afaac3f.jpg

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/152/3e9a207159b2ca82c01b009.jpg

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6332/ec816fd5afa564cae55a3a0.jpg

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8131/7c40850775c9964a3656a71.jpg

Here is a link to the second set that you can enjoy over and over again! :hearts:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KFDSKB5Z

Langers
Jun 29th, 2010, 04:27 AM
Yeah Olaru is exceptionally cute.

AnomyBC
Jun 29th, 2010, 05:43 AM
Whatever happened to the person who started this, was he banned for obscenity or something. He seemed to have disappeared.

I'm still here :) Update after Wimbledon, I swear! :D

kris719
Jun 29th, 2010, 07:18 AM
Olaru seconded and thirded :eek:

King Halep
Jun 29th, 2010, 11:10 AM
I'm still here :) Update after Wimbledon, I swear! :D

if you say so

Stevecw
Jun 29th, 2010, 05:11 PM
Olaru is way too low. She is top 12 material in my opinion.

Patrick345
Jun 29th, 2010, 05:14 PM
Somebody check whether all players on the list are still alive.

Invisible Fan
Jun 30th, 2010, 01:20 AM
OK, sorry for the long delay as usual. Here's the next girl!


But yeah, despite the whole emotional instability issue (which I guess I find weirdly endearing in a way), I think she's a pretty cool girl---in addition to being beautiful---and I'd really like to see her break through and reach a Grand Slam final one of these days. It probably won't happen at the French this week because I'm predicting the tournament will be dominated by Sharapova, Ivanovic, Cibulkova, Wozniacki, Rezai and Dulgheru (bet your money now folks!), but hopefully she'll do well later this year at the US Open where I hope to finally get a chance to see her (and her famous meltdowns!) live for the first time!

Could be happening already. She probably read this and was inspired by it. Nice to see such a talented player finally making a mark on the tour.

AnomyBC
Jul 1st, 2010, 04:58 AM
Could be happening already. She probably read this and was inspired by it. Nice to see such a talented player finally making a mark on the tour.

I know! I was totally thinking the same thing! It's so weird that she's been around for so long and then suddenly out of nowhere she makes this huge run at a Grand Slam, right after I post my entry about her! This cannot be a coincidence! I think she really did read this and was inspired by it. That's so cool. She should totally give me a cut of her winnings or something :)

PS - I had an entry for Pironkova too. She must have just read it :)

AnomyBC
Jul 1st, 2010, 05:00 AM
Olaru is way too low. She is top 12 material in my opinion.

I don't know about that, but considering that about 5 people just said she should be higher, I'll definitely seriously take that into consideration for next time :)

ivanban
Jul 1st, 2010, 08:42 AM
I don't know about that, but considering that about 5 people just said she should be higher, I'll definitely seriously take that into consideration for next time :)

You mean in your next life? :scratch:

Ilikebigboobies
Jul 1st, 2010, 02:02 PM
This is crap. I made a 50 hottest thread years ago. Me and Bubi started all these threads. Copycats.

Invisible Fan
Jul 2nd, 2010, 07:08 AM
I know! I was totally thinking the same thing! It's so weird that she's been around for so long and then suddenly out of nowhere she makes this huge run at a Grand Slam, right after I post my entry about her! This cannot be a coincidence! I think she really did read this and was inspired by it. That's so cool. She should totally give me a cut of her winnings or something :)

PS - I had an entry for Pironkova too. She must have just read it :)

Some people seem to have just noticed how cute Pironkova in this Wimbledon. She might be ranked too low.

Atrixo
Jul 2nd, 2010, 07:26 AM
A lot the girls ranked very low in the rankings (300+), or completely unknown are probably better looking than a lot of the girls listed in the poll.

So should we make a qualifier, that a candidate has to be hot AND a (relatively) good player?

I find Ana Savic (not ranked)) to be quite a hot!

Shinjiro
Jul 2nd, 2010, 10:17 AM
:hearts:

Lord Choc Ice
Jul 2nd, 2010, 10:22 AM
Don't put Olaru any higher. :lol: She looks like a 10 year old girl.

Lord Choc Ice
Jul 2nd, 2010, 10:23 AM
Oh and don't tell me Wozniacki's in the Top 15? :tape: I'll have to call major bias if that's the case.

majcpw
Jul 2nd, 2010, 04:28 PM
A lot the girls ranked very low in the rankings (300+), or completely unknown are probably better looking than a lot of the girls listed in the poll.

So should we make a qualifier, that a candidate has to be hot AND a (relatively) good player?

I find Ana Savic (not ranked)) to be quite a hot!
There already is a qualifier for inclusion in this thread, which excludes lower ranked players. This is from Post #1

"On my list, what I decided to do instead was limit myself to players who have been ranking in the Top 100 at some point in the last 10 years. I made a list of every player who'd been ranked in the Top 100, starting from the 1998 year-end rankings and ending with the 2008 year-end rankings, which was 351 players. I then went through the whole list of players, one by one, and looked at every picture I could find of them on the internet. Altogether I estimate that I looked at something like 10,000 pictures."

majcpw
Jul 2nd, 2010, 04:29 PM
This is crap. I made a 50 hottest thread years ago. Me and Bubi started all these threads. Copycats.
What's the link to your "fabulous" thread?

Patrick345
Jul 2nd, 2010, 04:59 PM
Don't put Olaru any higher. :lol: She looks like a 10 year old girl.

Well she´ll look like a 75 year old grandma when this list concludes. :p

AnomyBC
Jul 6th, 2010, 12:05 AM
Oh and don't tell me Wozniacki's in the Top 15? :tape: I'll have to call major bias if that's the case.

Well first of all, Caro is a beautiful girl. She's probably the 3rd most attractive player to ever reach the Top 2 in the rankings after Maria and Ana. And somebody already made a Hot Female Tennis Players ranking thread that had her at #1, so Top 15 is certainly not unreasonable :)

Anyway, the next girl will be tonight. Before that, I'm going to post another recap in a few minutes...

AnomyBC
Jul 6th, 2010, 12:32 AM
OK, so here's a recap of the first 60 girls. Girls in green are girls who I plan to move higher in future editions and girls in red are girls I plan to move lower.....

16. Vera Zvonereva, RUS
17. Sania Mirza, IND
18. Marta Domachowska, POL
19. Alina Jidkova, RUS
20. Mathilde Johansson, FRA
21. Elena Vesnina, RUS
22. Julia Goerges, GER
23. Barbara Schett, AUT
24. Sabine Appelmans, BEL
25. Viktoriya Kutuzova, UKR
26. Raluca Sandu, ROU
27. Michaella Krajicek, NED
28. Iveta Benesova , CZE
29. Klara Zakopalova (aka Klara Koukalova), CZE
30. Anastasia Myskina, RUS
31. Petra Mandula, HUN
32. Alona Bondarenko, UKR
33. Angela Haynes, USA
34. Amanda Coetzer, RSA
35. Henrieta Nagyova, SVK
36. Elena Dementieva, RUS
37. Severine Bremond (aka Severine Beltrame), FRA
38. Petra Cetkovska, CZE
39. Martina Sucha, SVK
40. Zheng Jie (aka Jie Zheng), CHI
41. Anne-Gaelle Sidot, FRA
42. Miroslava Vavrinec, SUI
43. Flavia Pennetta, ITA
44. Mashona Washington, USA
45. Olga Barabanschikova, BLR
46. Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova, RUS
47. Ioana Raluca Olaru, ROU
48. Camille Pin, FRA
49. Vasilisa Bardina, RUS
50. Agnes Szavay, HUN
51. Tatiana Perebiynis, UKR
52. Venus Williams, USA
53. Samantha Stosur, AUS
54. Jarmila Groth (aka Jarmila Gajdosova), AUS/SVK
55. Mirjana Lucic, CRO
56. Jelena Jankovic, SRB
57. Sabine Lisicki, GER
58. Nicole Vaidisova, CZE
59. Yaroslava Shvedova, KAZ/RUS
60. Maria Sanchez Lorenzo, ESP
61. Catalina Cristea, ROU
62. Stephanie Dubois, CAN
63. Wynne Prakusya, INA
64. Vera Dushevina, RUS
65. Varvara Lepchenko, USA/UZB
66. Andrea Petkovic, GER
67. Magdalena Grzybowska, POL
68. Tatjana Malek, GER
69. Tsvetana Pironkova, BUL
70. Maret Ani, EST
71. Patty Schnyder, SUI
72. Martina Hingis, SUI
73. Anke Huber, GER
74. Bethanie Mattek, USA
75. Agnieszka Radwanska, POL

And here are some girls I'm considering adding to future editions, along with their peak rankings so far (I'm going to include girls in the Top 150 next time):

Victoria Azarenka, BLR, #8
Lina Krasnoroutskaya, RUS, #25
Asa Svensson (aka Asa Carlsson), SWE, #28
Melanie Oudin, USA, #31
Magdalena Rybarikova, SVK, #40
Polona Hercog, SLO, #48
Yung-Jan Chan, TPE, #50
Urszula Radwanska, POL, #62
Petra Martic, CRO, #63
Stefanie Voegele, SUI, #63
Jana Nejedly, CAN, #64
Angelique Kerber, GER, #67
Eva Fislova, SVK, #98
Zuzana Kucova, SVK, #101
Arantxa Rus, NED, #103
Vitalia Diatchenko, RUS, #105
Andrea Hlavackova, CZE, #114
Anastasia Pivovarova, RUS, #122
Corinna Dentoni, ITA, #132
Ekaterina Ivanova, RUS, #136
Alexandra Panova, RUS, #140
Sunitha Rao, USA, #144
Alison Riske, USA, #145
Heidi El Tabakh, CAN, #149
Mandy Minella, LUX, #150

Any thoughts? Suggestions? Criticisms? Complaints? Etc?

Invisible Fan
Jul 6th, 2010, 12:54 AM
Jarmila Groth looked hot at Wimbledon this year. Good to see Azarenka on your future additions list - She'd be in the top40 for me.

Interesting to see Melaine Oudin on the future additions list. I think she's cute but with her lack of height (and boobs) she could easily pass for a 12 year old :)

AnomyBC
Jul 6th, 2010, 12:58 AM
You mean in your next life? :scratch:

No, in my next life I'm going to BE on the list. I'm planning on going by the name Hottie Bootykova. Watch out for me in 2070 ;)

AnomyBC
Jul 6th, 2010, 01:03 AM
Jarmila Groth looked hot at Wimbledon this year. Good to see Azarenka on your future additions list - She'd be in the top40 for me.

Interesting to see Melaine Oudin on the future additions list. I think she's cute but with her lack of height (and boobs) she could easily pass for a 12 year old :)

Actually, I tend to be very attracted to short girls with small boobs, so those things don't bother me. My only problem with Oudin is I think she has kind of a funny looking face. I think she's cute though as long as you make sure to look at her from the right angle. And plus she has a cute voice. I'm probably going to put in the 90's or something, but she'll probably be there.

Invisible Fan
Jul 6th, 2010, 01:14 AM
Many hot women have small boobs so that isn't really an issue. Oudin's height is a bit off putting for me - same as with Dominika Cibulková.

I still would have Oudin and Cibulkova on my list. Cibulkova wouldn't be as high as she is for you though.

Lord Choc Ice
Jul 6th, 2010, 01:25 AM
I'm glad you're considering moving Dementieva up. ;)

AnomyBC
Jul 6th, 2010, 02:23 AM
Many hot women have small boobs so that isn't really an issue. Oudin's height is a bit off putting for me - same as with Dominika Cibulková.

I still would have Oudin and Cibulkova on my list. Cibulkova wouldn't be as high as she is for you though.

OK, let's back up for a second here and look at the numbers....

Melanie Oudin is 5'6" according to the WTA website.

Dominika Cibulkova is 5'3" according to the WTA website.

The average height for a female in the United States is 5'3.8"

The average height for a female worldwide is about 5'2".

Even in the tallest country in the world, the Netherlands, the average height for a female is only 5'7".

So Oudin's height is actually above average for a female and Cibulkova is average. How is that off putting???

Sorry, I'm 5'6" myself so I'm a little sensitive about this height topic :)

Invisible Fan
Jul 6th, 2010, 02:33 AM
LOL Cibulkova looks tiny to me - I guess that's compared to some of her opponents. I'm surprised Oudin is 5ft6 she appears to be shorter.

Looking at the stats the hottest women on tour (for me) tend to be about 5ft8. I'm 6ft1, so I guess I like them not too tall or too short - somewhere in between.

RenaSlam.
Jul 6th, 2010, 02:40 AM
This is taking forever.

AnomyBC
Jul 6th, 2010, 06:38 AM
OK, time for the Top 15! Bet you never thought we'd get this far, did you? Sorry for the ridiculously long delay as usual, but the timing for this girl actually couldn't be better cuz I think Argentina could really use a boost right about now!

#15. Gisela Dulko

Country: Argentina
Highest Ranking: #26

http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko20.jpg

Best Assets: Amazing ass, nice eyes, seems friendly, cute pouty face
Negatives: Often looks older than she is, slightly anorexic looking, small boobs

So Gisela here is the only South American in my Top 75, which is kind of surprising when you consider all the supermodels who come from down there. I guess they encourage their pretty girls to take up modeling and not sports? In any case, Gisela was a girl who I had a tough time deciding were to put originally because I've seen a lot of pictures of her were she looks great, but I've also seen a lot of pictures where she looks like a 45 year old prostitute or some starving woman in a refugee camp.

[Paragraph!]

Eventually I decided that she was attractive enough to warrant a high ranking, but I still wasn't entirely sure how I felt about her until I had an interesting encounter with her at last year's US Open. What I like to do when I go to the US Open is hang around the small courts and then whenever I see a player I like getting ready to leave I stand by the exit gate so I can pounce on them and ask them to take a picture with me. Most of them leave in a hurry, especially if they just lost, so they often just run off without even responding, but sometimes a few of them are nice enough that they'll actually stop for a second to take pictures and sign autographs. But it's usually only for a second or two and then they run off.

But what Gisela did that was weird was that she actually stopped and took pictures with like 10 people and then even after they took the pictures she still didn't seem be in any rush to leave. In fact for about a full minute after I took my picture with her (which I'm not posting here because it came out horribly!) she kept trying to tell ask me something in Spanish, and I couldn't figure out for the life of me what the hell she was trying to say so I just kept saying "Thanks." So after a while she just gives up on me and leaves, but after I thought about it for a while afterward I was able to piece together that she was trying to tell me that she wasn't looking at the camera when the picture was taken and she was trying to ask me if I wanted to take another picture, which in retrospect I thought was incredibly nice of her.

But here's the really weird thing: Since that time I've actually seen her give interviews in English, so now I'm just like, so why the hell didn't she just tell me that in English??? I mean, that's so bizarre, right? And it's not like there could have been any confusion about what language I spoke because I asked her if could take a picture with her in English, then I said thank you in English and we were also in an English speaking country. So yeah, very strange... I still think it was cool that she was that concerned about my picture though!

Anyway, I think Gisela is a pretty sexy, attractive girl and she has undeniably one of the most amazing asses in the WTA. The only two big problems she has, like I mentioned above, are that she often looks much older than she is (perhaps from too much time in the sun?) and that she looks a little anorexic sometimes, although not as bad as Hantuchova. Another negative is that she tends to overdue it with the make-up sometimes and I feel like that makes her look even older and kind of like a prostitute. She really just needs to stick with a more natural look and she'd be fine, you know? Because she's definitely a naturally beautiful girl.

By the way, some of pics above are a little strange, so I guess I should comment on them. The last picture, first of all, isn't as bad as it might seem. Apparently, to save some money and also just for the sake of convenience, Gisela hired a trainer who's also a gynecologist. (This apparently is a common practice on the tour. Some girls also have coach/gynecologists and hitting partner/gynecologists.) She's also a little bit of an exhibitionist so she decided to have her exam outside that day.

Also note the one picture where Gisela appears to have really big boobs. WTF?

And I included that "Loft" pic cuz she's wearing so little, but for the record I just want to say that I think she looks like an ALIEN in that picture.

The 2nd to last picture was taken by me at the previously mentioned US Open.

So yeah, to summarize, she's beautiful, she's sexy, she's really nice to her fans and she has an amazing ass, but she needs to eat more and stay away from makeup and tanning beds. Hopefully I'll get to see her at the US Open again this year so I can take a better pic with her and maybe even speak with her in English this time!

kris719
Jul 6th, 2010, 07:43 AM
i've also been torn on gisela. see her sometimes and am highly impressed, and other times it's meh. idk. but cool story anomy. it's actually pretty interesting because I also saw a couple of her matches at the uso last year (for the record, i think seeing her in person (as with many others) makes her appear hotter). and like you, i hope to maybe see her again at the uso this year!

fantic
Jul 6th, 2010, 07:53 AM
OK, time for the Top 15! Bet you never thought we'd get this far, did you? Sorry for the ridiculously long delay as usual,



:haha:

Invisible Fan
Jul 6th, 2010, 08:06 AM
Gisela :drool:

AnomyBC
Jul 25th, 2010, 07:02 AM
Time for the next girl! Sorry for the delay as usual!

#14. Olivia Sanchez

Country: France
Highest Ranking: #90

http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez20.jpg

Best Assets: Amazing boobs, beautiful eyes, sexy tongue piercing, intense sexy stare, cute smile
Negatives: Lack of success at major tournaments may hamper men's magazine potential

OK, first off, let me admit that I don't know too much about Olivia Sanchez. Well, I mean, now I do, because I just researched her on the internet, but previously not so much. One thing I did know about her however was that she was HOT, and also that she been in the Top 100 at one point, and thankfully those are the only two qualifications a girl needs to have to be in my Top 75. But actually, despite my previous lack of knowledge about her, I have sort of met her in real life. I've never actually seen her play, but at one point while I was standing outside of the Grandstand at the US Open in 2008 she walked right past me. I was like, "Oh sh!t! I've seen that girl before! She's a tennis player!", but I didn't say anything to her because couldn't think of what her name was. No one else that was standing there seemed to even realize that she was a tennis player. It was weird. And that was at the height of her fame too, because she had recently reached the 2nd round at the French Open and broken into the Top 100. Unfortunately, shortly after that she lost 14 matches in a row and fell out of the top 300, but currently she's back up to 133, so it looks like she's back on track again.

In any case, let me get back to the issue of her hotness. This girl is definitely one of the hottest girls in the WTA tour, and it's a real shame that her low ranking has prevented her from getting all the admiration and attention that a player of such beauty deserves. Most notably, her boobs and her eyes are absolutely incredible. Her overall body and face are pretty nice in general as well. She also has a least 5 piercings (at least 3 ear piercings, plus nose and tongue) and I'm particularly a fan of the tongue piercing, which I find to be pretty sexy. Plus I've always imagined girls with tongue piercings to be animals in bed, and although I'm not 100% sure that that's true, just imagining that it might be is pretty appealing in itself. (And of course if it IS true, then that's even better!) Also, although I don't think I've ever actually heard her speak, I suspect that, being that she's French, she probably has a sexy French accent, so that's another potential plus. (Sidenote: Why does she have a Spanish last name??) And she also gets bonus points for having technically posed topless (see picture above!), even though she's sadly covering her breasts (sad face).

Anyway, I really hope to see her back in the Top 100 soon, and hopefully higher, because this girl NEEDS to be famous like RIGHT NOW. And then she needs to immediately take advantage of that fame and pose for as many men's magazine pictorials as possible. Playboy should ideally be included, but I'd settle for SI Swimsuit Issue, Maxim, FHM, etc. Not to take anything away from her tennis or anything, but clearly modeling for men's magazines is what this girl was put on Earth to do. Let's all hope that someday she can finally bust out of her clothes obscurity and finally live up to her potential!

Lord Choc Ice
Jul 25th, 2010, 07:39 AM
Not crazy about the first two pics though, where the fat is getting pushed up a bit. :lol:

AnomyBC
Jul 25th, 2010, 09:23 AM
Not crazy about the first two pics though, where the fat is getting pushed up a bit. :lol:

That's fat from her giant boobs. Is that supposed to be a bad thing??? I'm amazed that anyone could find anything wrong with this girl. She's a friggin GODDESS :drool::inlove:

Also, I love her face in those pics, especially the first one. That's like the most intense, amazing face shot ever :)

The Witch-king
Jul 25th, 2010, 10:54 AM
"total non-whites - 6" :rolleyes: how generous of you. Using apartheid south africa terminology :rolleyes:

Shinjiro
Jul 25th, 2010, 11:47 AM
Thanks for keeping them coming! :drool:

AnomyBC
Jul 25th, 2010, 10:47 PM
"total non-whites - 6" :rolleyes: how generous of you. Using apartheid south africa terminology :rolleyes:

I don't follow as to what your criticism here is...? I mean, how else could you say non-whites? :confused:

Donny
Jul 25th, 2010, 10:52 PM
I don't follow as to what your criticism here is...? I mean, how else could you say non-whites? :confused:

"People of color"? Defining a group of people as the antithesis of another group (in this case, whites) can come off as biased.

Then again, given this list, I'm not sure that you weren't aiming for that.

Corswandt
Jul 25th, 2010, 11:02 PM
"total non-whites - 6" :rolleyes: how generous of you. Using apartheid south africa terminology :rolleyes:

"People of color"? Defining a group of people as the antithesis of another group (in this case, whites) can come off as biased.

Then again, given this list, I'm not sure that you weren't aiming for that.

I see the paranoid racists are out in force tonite.

AnomyBC
Jul 25th, 2010, 11:04 PM
"People of color"? Defining a group of people as the antithesis of another group (in this case, whites) can come off as biased.

Then again, given this list, I'm not sure that you weren't aiming for that.

What are you talking about? How is "people of color" better than "non-whites"? You're saying exactly the same thing and either way you're still defining a group as the antithesis (as you say) of another group. Also, the term "people of color" is misleading, because I'm not necessary talking about people with dark skin (and furthermore, there are also many whites with dark skin.)

Also, how could either of these terms suggest any kind of bias? And in which direction do you mean? Do you mean biased towards non-whites or biased against them?

Donny
Jul 25th, 2010, 11:24 PM
What are you talking about? How is "people of color" better than "non-whites"? You're saying exactly the same thing and either way you're still defining a group as the antithesis (as you say) of another group. Also, the term "people of color" is misleading, because I'm not necessary talking about people with dark skin (and furthermore, there are also many whites with dark skin.)

Also, how could either of these terms suggest any kind of bias? And in which direction do you mean? Do you mean biased towards non-whites or biased against them?

Minorities do not take kindly to being described as "non white". If you actually doubt this, ask the next black or Hispanic person you see if you can call them 'non white'.

Small nuances matter. There's a reason why people of color is an acceptable term, but "colored", or "non white" isn't. It's all about connotation.

AnomyBC
Jul 25th, 2010, 11:29 PM
Minorities do not take kindly to being described as "non white". If you actually doubt this, ask the next black or Hispanic person you see if you can call them 'non white'.

Small nuances matter. There's a reason why people of color is an acceptable term, but "colored" isn't. It's all about connotation.

That's complete nonsense. "Non-white" is the only usable term in this context. Nothing else would have made sense.

Donny
Jul 25th, 2010, 11:34 PM
That's complete nonsense. "Non-white" is the only usable term in this context. Nothing else would have made sense.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Person_of_color

You can use whatever term you like. I'm just telling you: If you used the term "non white" in real life(except in instances where caucasians are the intended focus of discussion, like, say, a history of white americans) you'd get criticized for it.

kris719
Jul 25th, 2010, 11:52 PM
don't bother arguing with them. let's see the top 13 instead.

AnomyBC
Jul 26th, 2010, 03:26 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Person_of_color

You can use whatever term you like. I'm just telling you: If you used the term "non white" in real life(except in instances where caucasians are the intended focus of discussion, like, say, a history of white americans) you'd get criticized for it.

Honestly, I think the term "persons of color" sounds completely ridiculous. First of all, it sounds like "colored people", which sounds ridiculous and old-fashioned. And I think it would sound particularly ridiculous coming from a white person, which is probably why I've never heard a white person use the phrase "persons of color" before. And again, the term itself is misleading because we're not really talking about skin color. Many non-whites have light skin and many whites have dark skin. So the term is idiotic. Also, if it was somehow objectionable, then why hasn't anyone ever mentioned this before now? This thread has been around for more than a year, and has featured several debates on race, but this issue has never come up. And I've also used the term "non-white" in dozens of other threads going back to the early 90's. These threads, presumably, have been read by a minimum of at least hundreds of non-whites, if not more, so why hasn't anyone objected to the term before now? The bottom line is that "non-white" is probably the most literally accurate and neutral term that a person can use to collectively refer to people of non-white races. And don't I get any kind of credit for making a conscious attempt to make my Top 75 at least moderately diverse? (And the only reason why there weren't more blacks, Asians, etc is that there weren't many others who were eligible. I think I included about 40% of the black players who were eligible and about 25% of the Asians.)

Anyway, we need to get back to commenting on Olivia and Gisela. Those girls deserve far more comments then they've gotten here so far :)

AnomyBC
Jul 26th, 2010, 03:39 AM
Here are some pictures to remind us of who we should be talking about:

Gisela!

http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dulko20.jpg


Olivia!

http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sanchez10.jpg

Thoughts on these girls???

delicatecutter
Jul 26th, 2010, 03:55 AM
Olivia is seriously AMAZING. :inlove:

If I ever did such a contest.. well first of all it wouldn't take 2 years. But anyway she would probably be in my Top 5.

Love Gisela too. She has a masculinity in her beauty that is incredibly appealing. Androgyny is so hot when it's done right.

AnomyBC
Jul 26th, 2010, 04:04 AM
Love Gisela too. She has a masculinity in her beauty that is incredibly appealing. Androgyny is so hot when it's done right.

You're kind of turning me off to her a little right now :)

Lord Choc Ice
Jul 26th, 2010, 04:12 AM
Olivia is seriously AMAZING. :inlove:

If I ever did such a contest.. well first of all it wouldn't take 2 years. But anyway she would probably be in my Top 5.

Love Gisela too. She has a masculinity in her beauty that is incredibly appealing. Androgyny is so hot when it's done right.
Androgyny. :hehehe:

http://i42.tinypic.com/rr0bd5.jpg

delicatecutter
Jul 26th, 2010, 04:17 AM
You're kind of turning me off to her a little right now :)

Well sorry I pointed out what you couldn't see with your own eyeballs.

fantic
Jul 26th, 2010, 04:24 AM
funny, I didn't thought Olivia was especially sexy at Rancho Mirage...I even got an autograph after the match.. :rolls:
maybe her clothes wasn't that revealing :lol:

Stevecw
Jul 26th, 2010, 08:00 PM
Def think Gise & Olivia deserve top 15 status. Olivia i haven't seen much of but i like what i have seen :)
Gisela is a confusing one, at times she looks seriously hot, on other pics she looks weird :confused:
I love her game and she is one of my fave players, but in looks its confusing so around 15th is prob safe bet!!

Daniela-Is-Mine
Jul 26th, 2010, 08:08 PM
Have you all seen Gise in real life?
She looks 60 years older and has a really skinny face. Shes a beauty in photos though

delicatecutter
Jul 26th, 2010, 08:13 PM
Have you all seen Gise in real life?
She looks 60 years older and has a really skinny face. Shes a beauty in photos though

She looks good on TV though. :shrug:

LeRoy.
Jul 26th, 2010, 08:22 PM
^^ I agree. Gisela looks scary in person. Very photogenic though.

A lot of players actually look hotter in person than in photos. For me Vera Zvonareva and Daniela Hantuchova fall in that category. Photo's rarely do justice to their beauty.

Stevecw
Jul 26th, 2010, 08:26 PM
Yeah heard that about Gise, I can well believe it. I'd imagine Vera would look great in person, those eyes are :hearts: Daniela meh I reckon she will be average live or on tv.

Spring Pools
Jul 27th, 2010, 02:48 AM
Top 5:
Dementieva
Hantuchova
Ivanovic
Sharapova
Kuznetsova!!! (JKJKJKJKJK)
Wozniacki

Daniela-Is-Mine
Jul 27th, 2010, 02:52 AM
Another girl that looks better in real life is Rybarikova. Shes stunning in real life. Like a model. Great legs, cheek bones, sexy eyes too :hearts:

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Jul 27th, 2010, 02:58 AM
I can`t see the appeal of Dulko

Considering her country , famous for its women , she is not a good looking girl

Lord Choc Ice
Jul 27th, 2010, 05:22 AM
I've changed my mind about Woz actually. If Sanchez is considered attractive enough for Top 20, then Woz would definitely be Top 10. :spit:

Martian Jeza
Jul 27th, 2010, 06:06 AM
Another girl that looks better in real life is Rybarikova. Shes stunning in real life. Like a model. Great legs, cheek bones, sexy eyes too :hearts:

THe one you have as signature picture and avatar also is a very good looking girl :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

Otlichno
Jul 27th, 2010, 06:32 AM
I can`t see the appeal of Dulko

Considering her country , famous for its women , she is not a good looking girl

But we aren't considering her country.

Freakan
Jul 27th, 2010, 02:26 PM
Another girl that looks better in real life is Rybarikova. Shes stunning in real life. Like a model. Great legs, cheek bones, sexy eyes too :hearts:

Hell no :help:

AnomyBC
Jul 28th, 2010, 06:07 AM
^^ I agree. Gisela looks scary in person. Very photogenic though.

A lot of players actually look hotter in person than in photos. For me Vera Zvonareva and Daniela Hantuchova fall in that category. Photo's rarely do justice to their beauty.

I feel exactly the opposite way about Hantuchova. I've seen her live 3 times (more than any other player) and I definitely think she looks better in pictures. She still looks good in real life, but in pictures she looks like a model and in real life she just looks like a regular girl---perhaps even a little plain looking at times.

And I think Gisela looks find in real life. She does look older than she is, but I don't think she looks any older in real life than she does in pictures.

AnomyBC
Jul 28th, 2010, 06:10 AM
Hell no :help:

I've never seen Rybarikova in real life, but I think she does look pretty good in some pictures I've seen. She's one of the new girls I plan to feature in my next edition of these rankings :)

AnomyBC
Jul 28th, 2010, 06:11 AM
I've changed my mind about Woz actually. If Sanchez is considered attractive enough for Top 20, then Woz would definitely be Top 10. :spit:

Are you suggesting Sanchez isn't attractive??? :confused:

Personally, I think both girls are frigging goddesses :drool::inlove:

AnomyBC
Jul 28th, 2010, 06:13 AM
Have you all seen Gise in real life?
She looks 60 years older and has a really skinny face. Shes a beauty in photos though

Yes, I have. And yes, she looks older than she is. Read my commentary about her :)

Lord Choc Ice
Jul 28th, 2010, 06:13 AM
Are you suggesting Sanchez isn't attractive??? :confused:

Personally, I think both girls are frigging goddesses :drool::inlove:
Sanchez...meh. She has kind of bad skin.

Olórin
Jul 28th, 2010, 01:01 PM
That last group all have really bad skin.

capt321
Aug 6th, 2010, 08:32 PM
From your top best looking wta players who has the sweetest,classic(Roger Federer type strokes)best looking game?

Lord Choc Ice
Aug 23rd, 2010, 01:38 AM
What's your take on Anna Lapushchenkova? I think she's so kawaii. :awww:

http://www.itftennis.com/shared/medialibrary/image/gallery/IO_48005_gallery.JPG

AnomyBC
Aug 23rd, 2010, 03:24 AM
It doesn't look like we're going to be seeing any tennis anytime soon, so I guess I might as well post the next girl...

#13. Olga Puchkova
(aka Olga Poutchkova)

Country: Russia
Highest Ranking: #32

http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Puchkova20.jpg

Best Assets: Amazing eyes, beautiful smile, sexy back
Negatives: Currently trapped in a limbo world known as "World Team Tennis"

So I know what you're all probably thinking, "Wow, this girl is really beautiful, but who the hell is she? Clearly this girl could not be a tennis player, for I would have surely remembered seeing such beauty!" But amazingly, yes, the girl above is indeed a tennis player and, at one point, back in the long forgotten era of 2006-2007, she was actually in the Top 50! You can be forgiven though for not remembering her because her entire professional career seems to have only lasted a year. She made her big breakthrough in 2006, but then sometime in 2007 she disappeared off the face of the Earth, only to eventually re-emerge as a "Word Team Tennis" player. Again, I know what you're probably thinking, "World Team Tennis!?! Isn't that where old forgotten players go to die!?!" And yes, it is. And Olga, despite being trapped in this strange world of collapsing dreams, is still only 22 years old! So your next question is probably going be, "So WTF happened???" And the truth is, no one seems to really know. One day she was a promising young Top 50 player and then the next she was a mere ghost of herself, slowly drifting off into the darkness of team tennis. But, alas, all was not lost!

The good news is, even though she seems to gave given up on tennis---or at least the kind that people watch---she did manage to make a much more lasting impression in her second career: modeling! And thankfully, as a result of all that modeling, we have, at least, been gifted with many beautiful pictures to remember her by. In fact, I had so many great modeling pics of her to choose from I actually had a very hard time deciding which ones to post here. In any case, it's easy to see why she was successful as a model. She's a beautiful girl and her eyes in particular are absolutely amazing. She also has a beautiful smile, although she seems to rarely show it off, and a sexy back, which she seems to show off much more often (at least judging from these pictures anyway.) Unfortunately she seems to be mostly a face and back model, so I haven't seen as much of her boobs and ass and legs as I'd like, but as far as I can tell those parts of her all look pretty nice too. (If anyone has further photo evidence, please post!)

Anyway, I really hope she hasn't given up on tennis (the real kind) for good, because it would be a terrible shame for her beauty (and talent?) to be wasted on a pseudo-sport with a primary audience of John McEnroe's extended family.

So yeah, Olga, if you're reading this, please come back! You can play your "World Team Tennis" when you're old and decrepit like everyone else. Right now you're young and beautiful, so we need you to be somewhere where we can see you! We'll even let you call yourself "Poutchkova" again if you want. Just come back! Please!

TheBoiledEgg
Aug 23rd, 2010, 03:28 AM
Olga should be #1 :drool:

RenaSlam.
Aug 23rd, 2010, 04:35 AM
Hurry the fuck up with the rest of the list, already. Jesus. :tape:

Lord Choc Ice
Aug 23rd, 2010, 05:25 AM
I can already name most of the upcoming top 10 anyway.

Kournikova, Sharapova, Ivanovic, Kirilenko, Hantuchova, Wozniacki...

Have I missed any?

fantic
Aug 23rd, 2010, 05:33 AM
Olga recently played in Ojai, Carson, and at Stanford. She didn't play WTT this season.

Otlichno
Aug 23rd, 2010, 05:35 AM
He won't put Daniela in the top 10. Apparently she has no curves and is "anorexic looking" but whatever, it will take another 5 years till we even reach that point. :lol:

Lord Choc Ice
Aug 23rd, 2010, 05:37 AM
He won't put Daniela in the top 10. Apparently she has no curves and is "anorexic looking" but whatever, it will take another 5 years till we even reach that point. :lol:

Dani might not have curves, but she has legs that go on for eternity. :p Besides she hasn't been in the countdown yet has she? :p

kris719
Aug 23rd, 2010, 06:09 AM
nice slam of WTT :yeah:

ivanban
Aug 23rd, 2010, 09:18 AM
Olga is soooo average, sorry :shrug:

Corswandt
Aug 23rd, 2010, 11:29 AM
What's your take on Anna Lapushchenkova? I think she's so kawaii. :awww:

http://www.itftennis.com/shared/medialibrary/image/gallery/IO_48005_gallery.JPG

:cheer: PushPush :cheer:

Lord Choc Ice
Aug 23rd, 2010, 11:31 AM
Olga is soooo average, sorry :shrug:

Can't believe she's ranked high than Dementieva. :o

nevetssllim
Aug 23rd, 2010, 11:33 AM
I think Puchkova was affected by quite a bad back injury. And she never really seemed to be that focused on tennis. :p

Daniela-Is-Mine
Aug 23rd, 2010, 03:27 PM
What's your take on Anna Lapushchenkova? I think she's so kawaii. :awww:

http://www.itftennis.com/shared/medialibrary/image/gallery/IO_48005_gallery.JPG

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Aug 23rd, 2010, 03:31 PM
Only Ovechkin thinks Puchkova is pretty

Sharapowerr
Aug 23rd, 2010, 04:31 PM
Hurry!

matty
Aug 23rd, 2010, 05:31 PM
Some guys on here are so obsessed with these women and their looks/body parts. I doubt women go on men's tf and deconstruct men's bodies like this. I guess that's just one of the differences between the 2 sexes. I just need to stay out of this thread--it's too weird for me.

Stevecw
Aug 24th, 2010, 06:08 PM
Oh finally an update!! :bounce:
But this is a stange one, really can't see anything hot about Olga. She is ranked way too high. Very very average imo.

AnomyBC
Aug 25th, 2010, 04:21 AM
Oh finally an update!! :bounce:
But this is a stange one, really can't see anything hot about Olga. She is ranked way too high. Very very average imo.

Seriously? She's a professional model for god's sakes! What the hell does it take to please you people??? :confused:

AnomyBC
Aug 25th, 2010, 04:23 AM
Sanchez...meh. She has kind of bad skin.

I saw Sanchez live today. I can 100% confirm that she has perfectly normal skin :)

Vyacheslavovna
Aug 29th, 2010, 12:23 PM
When I first joined this forum I liked this thread. Now its been drawn out so long its exhausted any goodwill I had. But it still has pictures and I came across these two that made me stop and think.


http://www.bryanspage.com/Vaidisova05.jpg

There must be people who find this kind of picture sexy, but I'm not sure what the appeal is. Its almost like male culture gets a kick out of a girl being seen to succumb to their cultural fantasies. Its confirmation of who has cultural power "and we will bend you and mould you for our pleasure". If it was Kournikova who is naturally flirtacious and it was all a part of her tease, maybe the photo would work better. This just looks grubby. I imagine her step-dad standing in the studio shadows working out what his cut of her paycheck will be. Vaidisova might say "I was well paid, nobody bent me".


http://www.bryanspage.com/Vaidisova10.jpg

I like this picture a lot more. She's smiling, she seems happy. Her personality, who she is, comes through in the picture. This is a picture of Nicole Vaidisova. And who doesn't look cute having their picture taken with a koala?

Me nah kno nuttin so people may disagree with me. Maybe Vaidisova just can't do sexy. For me, sexy FHM style photo shoots, not so much.

Zébulon
Aug 31st, 2010, 06:07 PM
true. But then people always look better when they smile happily than when they're made to look slutty. Too bad self-confidence and bliss don't seem to sell more than flesh.

TheBoiledEgg
Aug 31st, 2010, 07:20 PM
3 more wins for Minella pls and we gotten ourselves a #1

Vyacheslavovna
Sep 1st, 2010, 03:39 PM
I'm not saying I necessarily have a problem with seeing women as objects. There's might be some porn in my DVD player right now.

I don't know Vaidisova, but I've seen her on TV so I feel like I know her. I've seen her smash her racket, I've seen her spray her groundstrokes long, I've seen her look up at her step-dad for approval and advice. I don't see her as an object, I see her as a person. If I didn't who Vaidisova was, I probably wouldn't think twice about the top picture. As I feel like I know Vaidisova a little bit, I ask myself why did Vaidisova and/or her people think that pose was a good idea.

I read the pose in the top picture as saying "I have low self-esteem, I'm unhappy, I was probably abused, if you show me some attention I will give you sex". Its mostly in the empty expression on her face. If it was Kournikova posing with the usual smirk type expression she has, I might the read the picture as saying "hey boys, get a load of my hotness, you can look, but you can't have me". Maybe not uncreepy, but different. An interesting image might be read a hundred different ways, other people may see something else.

Maybe Vaidisova is very self-aware and gets a kick out of making that pose. Its a subversion of the power dynamic, "I have the power to point out your creepyness and make some of you feel uncomfortable".

I'm assuming only a small minority will get any kind of thrill from that picture, so I was asking what the appeal is for everyone else. Maybe its that we live in a teenage culture and FHM is just starter porn for 12 year old boys, masquerading as a mainstream magazine. I'm not 12 so it wasn't meant for me and I don't get it. Or maybe it was intended as art and was meant for me.

A few of the critiques and pictures in this thread are proper dodgy. As I've posted in this thread and still look at it, I had to give my buttmunch opinion so I don't feel so creepy about it.

Ain't no shame in my game, I love me some pics of tennis babes. Just not the creepy ones.

Vyacheslavovna
Sep 3rd, 2010, 09:14 AM
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/9176/vaidisova05.jpg

I'm still thinking about this photo, you can read into it many different things. If its supposed to have any deeper meaning, I think I love it. Vaidisova looks directly at the viewer and its like a challenge, a reproach of all the male eyes looking her over:

"Is this what you want? to see me bent and moulded, objectified, empty and vulnerable for you to take advantage of, is this what you like?"

I prefer to read it this way.

That is all.

Otlichno
Sep 3rd, 2010, 10:17 AM
Or..maybe it's a hot chick who has nice legs and likes to show them off.

Maybe there is no "hidden meaning" to having nice legs. That's how I think. :lol:

Vyacheslavovna
Sep 3rd, 2010, 11:15 AM
Yes, you may be absolutely right.

But I might say if she likes her long legs, why the long face? Maybe all her other pictures look different. Maybe that's just her pout. Maybe I've thought about this too long.

I stopped to think about this picture and when I remembered that it was her step-dad who seemed to be managing her career it didn't feel right.

Vyacheslavovna
Sep 3rd, 2010, 05:03 PM
In talking about this, I've had it suggested to me that the appeal of empty faces in sexy pictures, is that the guy looking at it can project onto the girl whatever fantasy he wants. If a girl is smiling, smirking, sneering; that can only be taken so many ways. If her face seems empty, there's a lot more ambiguity there for a guy to play with. With an empty face a girl stops being a person with a personality and becomes a hot-bodied object, a blank canvas a guy can project his particular fantasy on. When I think "step-dad", maybe I project all that is associated with that onto this picture. And perhaps its not actually there.

To me empty faces say "I'm sad". Maybe for some people empty faces say "I'm gagging for it".

I've decided that Vaidisova is probably just striking that pose because it was/is the vogue of the time.

Cleffa
Sep 5th, 2010, 10:55 AM
Wow that poll is tough cause those nine players on the poll are all good looking. But I voted for Ana Ivanovic because I can only imagine if they all appear on court or on a stage, Ana's brunette hair and tanned skin would stand out from all the other blonde and white skin girls lol.

I'm not sure about Hantuchova her hair looks brunette sometimes, probably lighting. But still 7 out of 9 girls on the poll are blonde so it gets kind of boring and makes me vote for Ivanovic. I guess being the "hottest" only requires good looks and not personality right? Cause if it does include personality than I would've voted "Other" other than those 9 girls.

PMBH
Sep 5th, 2010, 01:59 PM
3 more wins for Minella pls and we gotten ourselves a #1

Totally agree! I never saw Mandy play before this USO - wow, she's cute...

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2010, 12:59 AM
Totally agree! I never saw Mandy play before this USO - wow, she's cute...

Mandy will definitely be in the next edition :) I actually got to see her play live for the first time last week. Definitely a beautiful girl :inlove:

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2010, 01:13 AM
Wow that poll is tough cause those nine players on the poll are all good looking. But I voted for Ana Ivanovic because I can only imagine if they all appear on court or on a stage, Ana's brunette hair and tanned skin would stand out from all the other blonde and white skin girls lol.

I'm not sure about Hantuchova her hair looks brunette sometimes, probably lighting. But still 7 out of 9 girls on the poll are blonde so it gets kind of boring and makes me vote for Ivanovic. I guess being the "hottest" only requires good looks and not personality right? Cause if it does include personality than I would've voted "Other" other than those 9 girls.

The weird thing is I prefer brunettes in real life. I think the 7 out of 9 being blonde thing is misleading though, because I think most of them are natural brunettes who bleach their hair. Also, most of them don't seem to be completely blonde---most of them seem to have brownish hair with blonde highlights. That said, I'll have to add another brunette to the poll next time... maybe Domi :inlove: Or Sorana :inlove:

ivanban
Sep 6th, 2010, 10:44 AM
So, you have time for chit-chat but no time for new entry on your list?!!! :(

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2010, 08:21 PM
So, you have time for chit-chat but no time for new entry on your list?!!! :(

The reason this takes me so long is that I'm very anal about the pictures. I put a lot of thought into the ones that I pick and then I spend a lot of time re-editing them on my computer (re-sizing them, sharpening them, brightening them up, increasing the color intensity, etc.) So yeah, the pictures take a lot of time and that's what delays everything. (And that's why it's taken me progressively longer as I've gone higher in the rankings---because there have been progressively more pictures to deal with.) Also, I try not to post updates during slams because I figure the thread will be bumped off the first page very quickly. But after the US Open is over I should have another update, and the 2nd edition of this thread (which I'm already working on), should go a lot faster because I already have most of the pictures ready. Stay tuned for that in 2011 :)

King Halep
Sep 6th, 2010, 08:45 PM
So, you have time for chit-chat but no time for new entry on your list?!!! :(

+1

Vyacheslavovna
Sep 7th, 2010, 12:15 AM
I've had it explained to me over the last couple of days, that if I looked at more pictures of T&A, I wouldn't think there was much unusual or odd about that Vaidisova one. When I thought it was about the sexualisation of an unhappy girl, I found it freaky creepy.

I could have bought myself a copy of Razzle and spared this forum six posts. Shame on me.

Maria rocks
Sep 10th, 2010, 01:56 PM
Maria

AnomyBC
Oct 4th, 2010, 03:01 AM
OK, sorry for the ridiculously long delay as usual, but here's the next girl!

#12. Sorana Cirstea

Country: Romania
Highest Ranking: #23

http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cirstea20.jpg

Best Assets: Adorably cute face, cute accent, nice ass
Negatives: Failure to pose for sexy men's magazine pictorials, the poor man's Ana Ivanovic?

So I don't know what happened to my poor little cutie Sorana here. Last year she made the Quarters at the French Open and got all the way up to #23 in the world, but this year she got knocked out in the first round of that tournament as well the 2 slams since then and now she's fallen out of the Top 100 (sad face). I actually saw her first round loss at the US Open live and up close this year and it was pretty much a total disaster. Nothing went right for her at all. I even gave her a "C'mon Sorana!" and a "You can win this!", which is pretty rare for me cuz I almost never say anything to the players during the matches, but it didn't help (sad face). [In case you're wondering, I can't use smiley faces cuz they only allow 20 images in a post and I used them already (sad face).]

Anyway, I have three basic theories for Sorana's decline. The first is that it's all part of her general career strategy of imitating Ana Ivanovic. Sorana copied Ana's looks (not a bad choice), her accent, and her fist pump, so it makes sense that she should copy her decline in the rankings as well. I think she figures Ana will eventually bounce back and when she does she'll be there to once again reap the benefits.

My second theory is that it's some kind of karmic retribution for her failure to pose for any sexy men's magazine pictorials. I don't know for sure if there's anything to this theory, but I think Sorana should pose for a few men's magazines just to be the on the safe side. (C'mon Sorana, better to be safe than sorry!)

And my third theory involves her tennis playing abilities somehow being stolen by Alexanda Dulgheru, who I believe may be some kind of Romanian gypsy witch like Jenny Calendar in Season 2 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I don't really have any evidence to support this theory, but I think that whole winning Warsaw while ranked outside of the Top 300 thing was mighty suspicious. And if you were a Romanian gypsy witch intent on stealing someone's tennis abilities, what target would make more sense then Romania's (former) top player? And guess who Romania's top player now is? It's Alexandra Dulgheru! I mean, seriously, can that just be a coincidence? Think about it! It all makes sense! (Alex: If this is true, then please give Sorana her powers back, OK? The whole Warsaw thing was pretty funny, I admit, but this little prank of yours has gone on way too long now!)

OK, I think I'm getting a little off track here, so let me talk about her looks now. I think she has a beautiful, adorably cute face with beautiful eyes and a smile that's still beautiful despite being slightly on the gummy/horse teeth side. She also has a really sexy intense stare, which is something I really love in a girl (that's part of why I love Sharapova and Kirilenko, who are the official queens of sexy intense stares.) And from what little of it she's revealed, she seems to give a pretty acceptable body as well. And at least one picture I've seen---the last one above---suggests that she actually has a pretty nice ass in particular. She also has a cute accent, although it's definitely not as cute as Ana's (Sorry Sorana!)

And yeah, she may be "the poor man's Ana Ivanovic" as some people say, but I'd still put her ahead of like 99% of the other females in the world, so she's definitely very much an elite beauty in her own right!

jimmy_the_greek
Oct 4th, 2010, 03:09 AM
YOUR SIMPLY THE BEST...BETTER THAN ALL THE REST!!!:bounce::bounce:

Droolv
Oct 4th, 2010, 03:24 AM
Sorana's accent is so funny :sobbing:

kris719
Oct 4th, 2010, 06:52 AM
yeah what the hell has happened to her? i also saw that first round match vs. Arvidsson and it wasn't pretty :(

Brengle_Nation
Oct 4th, 2010, 01:46 PM
wow, this thread keeps getting better! It was a dead heat between Tatiana and Caro but I chose Caro because she is such a lovely person too.

Oizo
Oct 4th, 2010, 07:28 PM
Sorana not in the Top 10 :sad:

tennisbuddy12
Oct 4th, 2010, 11:21 PM
Ana by far. I met her in Cincinnati after her win over Vika and at midnight and I have never met a more beautiful person. She is stunning.

delicatecutter
Oct 4th, 2010, 11:43 PM
Just no for Cirstea.

Nicolas
Oct 4th, 2010, 11:44 PM
Cirstea? ranked way too high!!!!

Stevecw
Oct 6th, 2010, 11:14 PM
Oh Sori, not in top 10??? Woah, she is no 6 or 7 material. Must be only lack of sexy pics that caused her to be outide top 10.

Martian Jeza
Oct 6th, 2010, 11:20 PM
Just no for Cirstea.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: but not a wonder as you aren't attracted to women

tshamer
Oct 11th, 2010, 01:22 AM
Sorana is amazing; good ranking!

Ryan
Oct 11th, 2010, 02:35 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: but not a wonder as you aren't attracted to women




True enough. :lol:

Lord Choc Ice
Oct 11th, 2010, 02:37 AM
Sorana is super-pretty. ;)

Lord Choc Ice
Oct 11th, 2010, 02:37 AM
Ana by far. I met her in Cincinnati after her win over Vika and at midnight and I have never met a more beautiful person. She is stunning.

Ana = GOAT. :)

Ryan
Oct 11th, 2010, 03:09 AM
Sori's really hot, but why pick the picture with her nasty FACNE dude?

AnomyBC
Oct 11th, 2010, 03:34 AM
Sori's really hot, but why pick the picture with her nasty FACNE dude?

I felt like the beauty shined through the facne and it was otherwise a really good face pic. One thing I did that may have been a mistake though was sharpening the picture, which I think, unfortunately, may have made the facne stand out a little more. I've always had a strong preference for sharp pictures though, so I couldn't help myself. My apologies for any unnecessary trauma that I might have caused :)

benbest
Oct 11th, 2010, 07:09 AM
Lisicki

Lord Choc Ice
Nov 10th, 2010, 02:27 AM
Pics don't do Sori justice actually, she looks better in videos and on court.

Setsuna.
Nov 10th, 2010, 07:21 PM
Olga should be ranked higher imo.

Setsuna.
Nov 10th, 2010, 07:37 PM
I can already name most of the upcoming top 10 anyway.

Kournikova, Sharapova, Ivanovic, Kirilenko, Hantuchova, Wozniacki...

Have I missed any?

The princess.

RenaSlam.
Nov 11th, 2010, 02:53 PM
This list sucks.

AnomyBC
Nov 21st, 2010, 08:26 AM
Good news! I'm not dead! Sorry for the even-longer-than usual absence. I got distracted by the elections and porn some other stuff. Anyway, here's the next girl. After like 2 years we're now only 1 spot away from the Top 10!

#11. Jelena Dokic

Country: Australia and Yugoslavia/Serbia
Highest Ranking: #4

http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dokic20.jpg

Best Assets: Cute face, nice boobs, pokey nipples, nice ass, beautiful eyes
Negatives: Crazy father, big ears, used to have funny mole on her chin, boobs seem to have lost their youthful perkiness

Aside from her amazing run at the Australian Open in 2009, poor Jelena has only been a shadow of her former self in recent years, but back in her day in the early 2000's she was both a Top 10 player and a legendary tennis beauty. Guys from those days will remember her as a cute girl-next-door type with a pretty face and a nice body and, probably more than anything else, for her perpetually pokey nipples. On the negative side, she also had big ears, a funny mole on her chin, a father who appeared to be completely insane, and at least one legendary flash of extreme bitchiness when she dismissed a loss to Ruta Kuti-Kis by saying, "I lost to a player who has never been a player and, I guess, probably never will be." (Ouch!) But despite that one impressive flash of bitchiness, Jelena, thanks to her insane, domineering and apparently abusive father, soon became a very sympathetic character in most people's minds.

At some point in those early years she also made the jump from just cute to legitimately beautiful, at least in my mind, when she eventually had the funny mole on her chin removed. I'm not sure when exactly this took place, or what people's opinions of it were at the time, but I definitely think it was the right move. I'm sure there must be some people out there who preferred her with it, and saw it as some kind of supposedly sexy Cindy Crawford sort of a thing, but for me she definitely looks much better without it. (Look at pics above and judge for yourself!)

Unfortunately her family problems seemed to really take a toll on her career in the mid 2000s and for several years seemed to disappear off the face of the Earth. Thankfully she eventually staged her previously mentioned amazing comeback at the 2009 Australian Open where she made it all the way to the Quarterfinals. Sadly, by this point in her life her once glorious boobs had begun to deflate and lose their youthful perkiness, but despite that tragic setback Jelena once again won the hearts of tennis fans all over the world, thanks to her inspirational string of victories there.

Since then Jelena seems to have largely disappeared off the face of the Earth again, although she's still ranked at a respectable #136. We may never see another grand slam run from her again, but she's a girl who will always have a place in the hearts of all male heterosexual (and lesbian!) tennis fans who were around in the early 2000's, many of whom still to this day dream of looking her in her sad eyes and taking her in a passionate embrace and kissing all of her pain away. (You've all dreamt about doing that, just admit it!)

And, of course, even if she throws in the towel and retires tomorrow, she's a girl who will always have a place on any reasonable person's "Hottest Female Tennis Players" list.

PS - I guess her ears really aren't all that big actually. They look pretty normal in the pictures above.

Lord Choc Ice
Nov 21st, 2010, 09:20 AM
She's cute but come on, #11? :unsure:

AnomyBC
Nov 21st, 2010, 09:29 AM
She's cute but come on, #11? :unsure:

So you think she should be lower? I was actually afraid there'd be a lot of people complaining she wasn't in the Top 10. I was actually originally planning on putting her in the Top 10, but I decided I wasn't as attracted to her as the 10 girls I actually have there. Do you think she should be below Sorana?

Lord Choc Ice
Nov 21st, 2010, 09:30 AM
So you think she should be lower? I was actually afraid there'd be a lot of people complaining she wasn't in the Top 10. I was actually originally planning on putting her in the Top 10, but I decided I wasn't as attracted to her as the 10 girls I actually have there. Do you think she be below Sorana?

Put Julia Gorgeous above her. :D

AnomyBC
Nov 21st, 2010, 09:33 AM
Put Julia Gorgeous above her. :D

Nah, she's cute, but I'm definitely not as attracted to her as Jelena and Sorana (or Olga, etc.) And it's funny you mention her because I was just talking about big ears, and she's a player who definitely does have them :)

barmaid
Nov 21st, 2010, 03:18 PM
Yeah! Martina, as she's now into her umpteenth relationship, the "guys" sure think she's "HOT" stuff!

Barmaid

Corswandt
Nov 21st, 2010, 04:31 PM
#11. Jelena Dokic

Best Assets: Cute face, nice boobs, pokey nipples, nice ass, beautiful eyes

I.e. everything.

But particularly her figure. She has a great body, soft and hard in all the right places. :drool:

Ryan
Nov 21st, 2010, 04:47 PM
I don't find Dokic hot at all really. :o 90% of the time she looks mousy and plain to me. Great tits and ass, but everything else is just average at best. Just my opinion though, I can definitely see why others like her.

Corswandt
Nov 21st, 2010, 05:02 PM
Dokic's drowsy eyes are an acquired taste, but that hint of mischievousness she nearly always has in her smile is 100% WIN.

madmax
Nov 21st, 2010, 05:31 PM
Dokic is one those gals, whom any guy would marry in a heartbeat - perfect figure, amazing curves and sexy moody eyes:drool:

Uranium
Nov 21st, 2010, 05:35 PM
Jelena:hearts:

tshamer
Nov 22nd, 2010, 03:14 AM
Jelena Dokic is way, way up on my list. Surely in my top 5, probably top 3, and higher than many of the girls you all will place in the first few. Incredible boobs with turbo nips, awesome ass (the best in tennis IMHO), nice meaty but firm thighs, and very cute too. Man, Jelena is the complete package.

It's just a shame that her father ruined such a talent. I'm sure she would have won at least a couple of Slams if it wasn't for that a-hole. She is one of my absolute favs to watch with her blistering ground strokes and killer instincts.

Jelena, please come back and rule the circuit!

Lord Choc Ice
Nov 22nd, 2010, 03:30 AM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/17/jelenadokic_wideweb__470x297,0.jpg

Njalle
Dec 8th, 2010, 08:04 PM
Maybe we could get on with this now?

Uranium
Dec 8th, 2010, 08:10 PM
Maybe we could get on with this now?

It's been 2 years and he still has the top 10 left....

cassiusclay
Dec 9th, 2010, 12:31 AM
A question.

Why did you put Dokic at #11, but included her in your poll? From your poll I'd assume you'd have had her in your top 9.

AnomyBC
Dec 13th, 2010, 06:11 AM
A question.

Why did you put Dokic at #11, but included her in your poll? From your poll I'd assume you'd have had her in your top 9.

Two reasons:

1. I made the poll 2 years ago.
2. I like to keep people guessing :)

Anyway, don't worry guys, I'm not dead and I haven't forgotten about this. #10 is the most difficult decision I've had to make in the course of doing this. I've changed the #10 girl like 10 times over the past 2 years. Even now I'm not 100% sure I'm not going to change it again. I've pretty much decided that I'm going to go with the girl that I'm least attracted to of the remaining 10 girls. I think some people are going to be annoyed that I only put her at #10 though. She's another one of the girls I have in the poll above. It will be interesting to see what people's reactions are......

Anyway, hopefully I'll be posting her this week :)

cassiusclay
Dec 13th, 2010, 03:08 PM
Has Harkleroad been yet? She shouldn't be above Dokic.

Scola
Dec 13th, 2010, 04:12 PM
It's been 2 years and he still has the top 10 left....

:haha:

OMG seriously 2 years waiting just to confirm, that Masha is the hottest girl ever who picked up a racket?:rolls:

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 05:09 AM
Guess what? I'm posting the next girl! And we've finally made it into the Top 10!!! It's a day-or-two after Christmas miracle!!! (And believe it or not, I actually changed the order again since my Dec 13th comment above... What can I say, I'm nuts a perfectionist!)

#10. Ashley Harkleroad

Country: USA
Highest Ranking: #39

http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Harkleroad20.jpg

Best Assets: Pretty face, nice ass, beautiful smile, sweet girl-next-door type with an exhibitionist side
Negatives: Weird-looking poofy-haired husband, small boobs

So choosing who to put at #10 on this list has been one of the most agonizing decisions of my life. Over the past 2 years, I've had 4 different girls in this spot and I've changed the order of this #6 to #10 section about 15-20 times I think. The problem is I love all of these girls and I feel bad putting any of them at #10. I'm also trying to balance my own personal opinions with the "general consensus" and I'm trying to also take into consideration the quality of the pics that I have for each girl.

Anyway, as far as Ashley here, I absolutely love the girl and I feel bad putting her at #10 when Dav, whose rankings were the inspiration for my own, put her at #5, but I think this is the ranking that ultimately makes the most sense for her and I think people would probably complain if I put her much higher than this. I'm also partially basing my decision to put her at #10 on her poor showing in my poll above (although I think that's partially due to the fact that she's been MIA these past 2 years and also partly due to the fact that she was never ranked as high as the other girls in the poll.)

In any case, I had loved Ashley for many years back when she was known as a sweet, adorable girl-next-door type (and potential "next American tennis superstar!"), and when I heard that she was going to be in Playboy I was very surprised and incredibly excited. When I finally saw the pictures I thought they were incredible. Some people criticized them and said they didn't think she looked all that great in them, but I certainly didn't feel that way at all. I thought she looked absolutely amazing in them. Granted, her boobs look pretty small in the pics---perhaps a little smaller than I was expecting---but overall I thought her body, and her ass in particular, looked about as beautiful as I could have ever imagined. And then on top of that her smile, in the pictures where she was smiling, made her look completely irresistible---or at least I thought so. [I've of course included her Playboy pics above, for those want to decide for themselves how hot she does or doesn't look in them. I've creatively censored all of them so as not to offend any innocent eyes. Enjoy!]

Anyway, the best thing about Ashley is she really does seem like a likable, approachable, down-to-Earth, girl-next-door type. She's someone I could definitely imagine myself actually hanging out with, which isn't really true of most of the other girls in the Top 10. And to find out that she has this secret, naughty, exhibitionist side to her just makes her that much more appealing. She also gets bonus points for being the only American girl in my Top 30, and I think she's certainly a girl worthy of representing my country in these rankings.

Pretty much the only negative thing I can say about her is that I'm not really sure about her taste in men. She married and had a kid with this strange-looking, poofy-haired coach of hers, whom I've mostly heard negative things about, but I guess I can't really say that much about him since I don't know him and as long as she's happy I guess that's the important thing. I do agree with his taste in women and his support of the Playboy thing though, so I guess he can't be all that bad.

For the moment, unfortunately, Ashley seems to have largely given up on tennis to focus on being a mother. But she's only 25 still, so I'm hoping she eventually stages a Kim Clijsters-like post-motherhood comeback and finally wins herself a WTA title. But even if that never happens, thanks to her Playboy shoot she's earned herself a place in tennis history and a very special place in the hearts of countless male tennis fans all over the world, including my own <3

Sp!ffy
Dec 27th, 2010, 05:17 AM
She's too trashy.

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 05:25 AM
She's too trashy.

Why is she trashy? Just because she posed in Playboy? I think don't think she's trashy at all. From what I gather, she's very much the opposite.

Curtos07
Dec 27th, 2010, 06:15 AM
Why is she trashy? Just because she posed in Playboy? I think don't think she's trashy at all. From what I gather, she's very much the opposite.

Yes, if you pose for playboy, you are trashy. Classy girls don't pose in playboy. Plus, she really isn't anything special looks wise. Definitely not top 10 material.

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 06:26 AM
Yes, if you pose for playboy, you are trashy. Classy girls don't pose in playboy. Plus, she really isn't anything special looks wise. Definitely not top 10 material.

I disagree on all accounts. She's not trashy, she's beautiful and she deserves to be in the Top 10. And keep in mind that Dav had her at #5, so this is actually a slight downgrade.

Also, trashy girls don't pose in Playboy. Trashy girls pose in Hustler :)

Raiden
Dec 27th, 2010, 06:33 AM
^ Anomy you should've better pixelated her fruity bits'n pieces.

Now it looks like some hooligan is pelting her ass with giant tennis balls
.

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 06:35 AM
^ Anomy you should've better pixelated her fruity bits'n pieces.

Now it looks like giant tennis balls are attached to her ass

I'm not sure what you mean by better pixelating them? You mean like make the larger tennis balls look like they were stretched out? I think I prefer them the way they are. I just wanted them to look like normal tennis balls no matter what size they were, and I think having different sized tennis balls to fit different body parts is kind of amusing :)

Sp!ffy
Dec 27th, 2010, 06:39 AM
^ Anomy you should've better pixelated her fruity bits'n pieces.

Now it looks like some hooligan is pelting her ass with giant tennis balls

:haha::haha:

She's trashy because she compensated her tennis skill by taking naked pics of her legs spread wide open (sorta). I doubt she would have done those pics had she been top 5 in the world.

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 06:45 AM
:haha::haha:

She's trashy because she compensated her tennis skill by taking naked pics of her legs spread wide open (sorta). I doubt she would have done those pics had she been top 5 in the world.

Um, but she didn't spread her legs, which shows that she's not trashy. And if she was Top 5 in the world she wouldn't have any reason to do the pics because she wouldn't need the money. So what's your point exactly?

Jean-Henri
Dec 27th, 2010, 07:43 AM
No matter if you find her "trashy" or not, she's just incredibly hot, and cute in a very girl next door like way.
I personally find her sort of stylish.

#10 much deserved, very good choice.

Njalle
Dec 27th, 2010, 07:52 AM
Pretty girl, but horrible choice of American makeup. Makes her looks like something from the 90'ies. Also horrible shopping! But I'd guess at the end of the day, shes a fine fine girl!

Lord Choc Ice
Dec 27th, 2010, 08:06 AM
:help: SHE'S Top 10?

Raiden
Dec 27th, 2010, 08:31 AM
I think I prefer them the way they are. I just wanted them to look like normal tennis balls no matter what size they were, and I think having different sized tennis balls to fit different body parts is kind of amusing :)Oh, don't get the wrong idea - I'm not complaining cuz it's indeed definitely amusing :)

I'm not sure what you mean by pixelating? You mean like make the larger tennis balls look like they were stretched out?No, I meant literally pixelating her buns. Like this:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5127/5295644203_8e5d980392_b.jpg

Marchino!
Dec 27th, 2010, 08:33 AM
I voted for Maria, but also Anna, Makiri and Ana are mentionable :p
I don't understand why Caro is in this type of poll...she's not so hot...

Stevecw
Dec 27th, 2010, 09:24 AM
Liked the playboy pics, but no way should she be anywhere near the top 10 imo. About 25-30 i'd reckon...just don't see the appeal.

Zébulon
Dec 27th, 2010, 10:10 AM
Ugly pics showing how not hot she is. Seriously, the balls have nothing to hide. I mean, for once everyone's seen what's under the clothes = nothing much, she's in the top 10 ??? I know this ranking is completely subjective, but this makes no sense at all.

Scola
Dec 27th, 2010, 10:21 AM
Ashley is beautiful and she can be Top 10, but those Playboy pics are really horrible and cheap (except the cover). Photographer should be fired for lack of invention. NOT SEXY AT ALL!

Setsuna.
Dec 27th, 2010, 10:51 AM
:shrug:I voted for Maria, but also Anna, Makiri and Ana are mentionable :p
I don't understand why Caro is in this type of poll...she's not so hot...

You're not the only one.She is cute at best.nothing more.

Marchino!
Dec 27th, 2010, 11:15 AM
:shrug:

You're not the only one.She is cute at best.nothing more.

Exactly ;)

young_gunner913
Dec 27th, 2010, 11:18 AM
Ashley is beautiful and she can be Top 10, but those Playboy pics are really horrible and cheap (except the cover). Photographer should be fired for lack of invention. NOT SEXY AT ALL!

Horny men are looking for tits and vag not creativity. :spit:

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 01:20 PM
I voted for Maria, but also Anna, Makiri and Ana are mentionable :p
I don't understand why Caro is in this type of poll...she's not so hot...

Caro definitely IS hot. Have you see her in a bikini? I could post the pics and prove it, but I don't want to steal my own thunder :)

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 01:26 PM
Ugly pics showing how not hot she is. Seriously, the balls have nothing to hide. I mean, for once everyone's seen what's under the clothes = nothing much, she's in the top 10 ??? I know this ranking is completely subjective, but this makes no sense at all.

She doesn't have much in the way of boobs, but her ass is amazing and she has a pretty face too. And I'm not really going out on a limb by putting her at #10. As I said, Dav had her at #5 and she's frequently included in other Hot Female Tennis Players lists---as she should be :) Honestly, putting her outside of the Top 10 was never a serious option for me. I always had her somewhere between #6 and #10, and I'm only putting her at #10 begrudgingly :)

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 01:27 PM
No, I meant literally pixelating her buns. Like this:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5127/5295644203_8e5d980392_b.jpg

Nah, I definitely prefer my tennis balls :)

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 01:32 PM
Ashley is beautiful and she can be Top 10, but those Playboy pics are really horrible and cheap (except the cover). Photographer should be fired for lack of invention. NOT SEXY AT ALL!

As I said, I LOVE the Playboy pics. I don't know why people say stuff like this, because I think they're amazing. I don't know how they could have possibly been any better than they were. I figured they'd just have a cheesy tennis themed shoot, but not only did they do that, but they did a really incredible indoor shoot as well. They certainly went beyond anything I was expecting and I think they captured her really well. It's probably my favorite celeb Playboy shoot of all time (and I've seen pretty much all of them! :))

Martian Jeza
Dec 27th, 2010, 01:33 PM
Booooooohhh to censored pictures :mad:

Freakan
Dec 27th, 2010, 01:50 PM
She doesn't have much in the way of boobs, but her ass is amazing and she has a pretty face too. And I'm not really going out on a limb by putting her at #10. As I said, Dav had her at #5 and she's frequently included in other Hot Female Tennis Players lists---as she should be :) Honestly, putting her outside of the Top 10 was never a serious option for me. I always had her somewhere between #6 and #10, and I'm only putting her at #10 begrudgingly :)

Everytime someone says a player is ranked too high, you always reply that you considered putting her even higher as she's really hot :lol: Can't you just use copy-paste, it'll be much easier:p
And Harkleroad gets much more attention than she should only because she's (the only hot) American player.

Welcome1
Dec 27th, 2010, 01:54 PM
The author thinks Wozniacki is HOT? Well ... that was my last visit here

Marchino!
Dec 27th, 2010, 02:04 PM
Caro definitely IS hot. Have you see her in a bikini? I could post the pics and prove it, but I don't want to steal my own thunder :)

A lot of people think as me, I prefer other players...for me she's not hot, what's your problem? :p ;)

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 02:07 PM
The author thinks Wozniacki is HOT? Well ... that was my last visit here

Again, she definitely IS hot. Don't be a hater :rolleyes:

Did I mention that one of the other people who posted a Hot Female Tennis Players thread here actually had her at #1 (http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=397083&page=9)? So clearly I'm not alone in thinking she's hot :)

madmax
Dec 27th, 2010, 02:10 PM
Again, she definitely IS hot. Don't be a hater :rolleyes:

Did I mention that one of the other people who posted a Hot Female Tennis Players thread here actually had her at #1 (http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=397083&page=9)? So clearly I'm not alone in thinking she's hot :)

I mean I'm a straight guy and all, but what do other guys see in her? Her body is nothing to write home about, she's a butterface and her personality is well, does she even have one?:lol: I'm really amused at what others see in this girl.

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 02:10 PM
A lot of people think as me, I prefer other players...for me she's not hot, what's your problem? :p ;)

I love Caro and I'm very defensive about her :) Also, I just think for the most part the people who say she's not hot are being a little ridiculous. She's a beautiful girl with a very well-shaped body. Isn't that pretty much the definition of "hot"?

Martian Jeza
Dec 27th, 2010, 02:17 PM
I mean I'm a straight guy and all, but what do other guys see in her?

Things as a blind hater you'll never be able to see ! And at my side, I don't think Sharapova is the hotness herself ! At some ways I think she's a bit overrated ! And I'm a straight guy also.

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 02:18 PM
I mean I'm a straight guy and all, but what do other guys see in her? Her body is nothing to write home about, she's a butterface and her personality is well, does she even have one?:lol: I'm really amused at what others see in this girl.

She has a beautiful face and a very well-shaped body. Her body is actually very curvy, unlike Sharapova's and Hantuchova's, and it's much better proportioned than Ivanovic's. There are very few girls in the history of the WTA that she doesn't compare very favorably to.

madmax
Dec 27th, 2010, 02:28 PM
She has a beautiful face and a very well-shaped body. Her body is actually very curvy, unlike Sharapova's and Hantuchova's, and it's much better proportioned than Ivanovic's. There are very few girls in the history of the WTA that she doesn't compare very favorably to.

Sharapova's body is not curvy?:lol:I think now I've heard it all now...I'll leave you guys with this gorgeous dane and her amazingly beautiful body then

Marchino!
Dec 27th, 2010, 02:30 PM
I love Caro and I'm very defensive about her :) Also, I just think for the most part the people who say she's not hot are being a little ridiculous. She's a beautiful girl with a very well-shaped body. Isn't that pretty much the definition of "hot"?

Well I think that also I would do the same with someone I love..;)

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 02:36 PM
Sharapova's body is not curvy?:lol:I think now I've heard it all now...I'll leave you guys with this gorgeous dane and her amazingly beautiful body then

Sharapova is my favorite tennis player and I think she's got a pretty amazing body, but obviously it's not a particularly curvy body, no. Caro, on the other hand, does in fact have a very curvy body.

Kirilenko-Fan
Dec 27th, 2010, 02:44 PM
For me Kirilenko and Kournikova are the hottest female players, but I can definitely understand other points of view ;)

Zébulon
Dec 27th, 2010, 03:14 PM
sharapova's got curvy shoulders. :D

Chris 84
Dec 27th, 2010, 03:20 PM
girl next door? if you happen to live in a trailor-park, perhaps...

AnomyBC
Dec 27th, 2010, 03:25 PM
girl next door? if you happen to live in a trailor-park, perhaps...

She really isn't trashy at all. She's a very sweet, likable girl :)

Ryan
Dec 27th, 2010, 03:40 PM
Ashley :drool: Good pick, she's solid Top 10 material. Don't let the gays get you down bro, not sure why so many want to argue about women's hotness.

Setsuna.
Dec 27th, 2010, 05:30 PM
I mean I'm a straight guy and all, but what do other guys see in her? Her body is nothing to write home about, she's a butterface and her personality is well, does she even have one?:lol: I'm really amused at what others see in this girl.

+1.

Zébulon
Dec 27th, 2010, 07:47 PM
Ashley :drool: Good pick, she's solid Top 10 material. Don't let the gays get you down bro, not sure why so many want to argue about women's hotness.

what's gays got to do with this ? :rolleyes:

kris719
Dec 27th, 2010, 07:53 PM
ashley = meh not bad but seen better. i imagine her being around 20-30 if i ever had 2 years to make a list myself haha. but also caro would be top 3 for me, so what do i know??? :rolleyes:

AnomyBC
Dec 28th, 2010, 12:56 AM
Probably no Jana Kandarr on the list?

No. I was thinking about listing her as an honorable mention, but I don't think I did. A few people have mentioned her here though, so maybe I'll put her as an honorable mention next time. Feel free to post any hot pictures you have of her, as that will increase her chances of being included :)

Slutati
Dec 28th, 2010, 12:57 AM
Ashley is the sex! Should be top 5 to be honest

Lord Choc Ice
Dec 28th, 2010, 01:40 AM
Again, she definitely IS hot. Don't be a hater :rolleyes:

Did I mention that one of the other people who posted a Hot Female Tennis Players thread here actually had her at #1 (http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=397083&page=9)? So clearly I'm not alone in thinking she's hot :)

So hot.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Caroline+Wozniacki+Rogers+Cup+Preview+1v61tzSS53vl .jpg

goldenlox
Dec 28th, 2010, 02:14 AM
Caro looks fine

http://hotbeautifultennisbabes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/caroline_wozniacki_surfing.jpg

http://www.carolinewozniacki.dk/wp-content/uploads/caroline_usopen_31.jpg

handreson
Dec 28th, 2010, 05:03 AM
serena~~ the hottest forever

AnomyBC
Dec 28th, 2010, 05:24 AM
So hot.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Caroline+Wozniacki+Rogers+Cup+Preview+1v61tzSS53vl .jpg

Is that supposed to be a bad picture of her? She looks beautiful in that :inlove:

Sp!ffy
Dec 28th, 2010, 05:28 AM
Ashley :drool: Good pick, she's solid Top 10 material. Don't let the gays get you down bro, not sure why so many want to argue about women's hotness.

Wtf? :rolleyes:

nelsondan
Dec 28th, 2010, 06:32 AM
Sharapova is my favorite tennis player and I think she's got a pretty amazing body, but obviously it's not a particularly curvy body, no. Caro, on the other hand, does in fact have a very curvy body.

Maybe it was because she was not playing, and might have weighed a bit more than usual, but in the black dress....she looked kind of curvaceous to me.

http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=14023555&postcount=3786
http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=14022403&postcount=3779

Lord Choc Ice
Dec 28th, 2010, 08:44 AM
Is that supposed to be a bad picture of her? She looks beautiful in that :inlove:

If you have holes for eyes...

Claycourter
Dec 28th, 2010, 08:59 AM
For me there is one perfect woman. A combination of class, sexiness and athleticism. Justine Henin :worship: :drool:

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3595/12610920.jpg

ivanban
Dec 28th, 2010, 09:01 AM
For me there is one perfect woman. A combination of class, sexiness and athleticism. Justine Henin :worship: :drool:

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3595/12610920.jpg

Good, you can have her for yourself ;)

majcpw
Jan 26th, 2011, 01:36 PM
Last update (Ashley Harkleroad), Dec 27th, 2010, 12:09 AM
Could we be due for another around midnight tonight? :rolleyes:

Njalle
Jan 26th, 2011, 01:40 PM
Last update (Ashley Harkleroad), Dec 27th, 2010, 12:09 AM
Could we be due for another around midnight tonight? :rolleyes:

I bet he's gonna wait until AO is over and then forgets all about it :lol: I love this thread, but I am getting rather impatient about the top placements! :bounce:

Super Dave
Jan 26th, 2011, 02:00 PM
http://goinglikesixty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/anihappy-turtle.gif

AnomyBC
Jan 27th, 2011, 02:16 AM
I bet he's gonna wait until AO is over and then forgets all about it :lol: I love this thread, but I am getting rather impatient about the top placements! :bounce:

There will be another girl after AO, I swear! :)

MHingisfan
Jan 27th, 2011, 06:04 AM
Sweet Caroline :hearts: :kiss: :drool:

http://gototennis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Caroline-Wozniacki-bikini_03.jpg

AnomyBC
Jan 27th, 2011, 07:11 AM
^^^ Love her :inlove: So sad she didn't win :sad:

PMBH
Feb 10th, 2011, 11:03 AM
It's been a while, OP. Looking forward to the continued countdown. In the meantime, let me come with my guess for the final standings:

1. Kournikova
2. Ivanovic
3. Caro
4. Kirilenko
5. Golovin
6. Sharapova
7. Hantuchova
8. Dokic
9. Billie Jean King
10. Harkleroad

Number 9 could be seen as a surprise pick. But since I can't really figure out who else is missing Billie must be the obvious choice ;-)

King Halep
Feb 10th, 2011, 11:39 AM
^ Chak is in there

Setsuna.
Feb 10th, 2011, 12:00 PM
It's been a while, OP. Looking forward to the continued countdown. In the meantime, let me come with my guess for the final standings:

1. Kournikova
2. Ivanovic
3. Caro
4. Kirilenko
5. Golovin
6. Sharapova
7. Hantuchova
8. Dokic
9. Billie Jean King
10. Harkleroad

Number 9 could be seen as a surprise pick but since I can't really figure out who else is missing Billie seems to be the obvious choice ;-)

You missed Chaky.

Setsuna.
Feb 10th, 2011, 12:02 PM
^^^ Love her :inlove: So sad she didn't win :sad:

Better not give her a higher rank than Anna C.:rolleyes:

Njalle
Feb 10th, 2011, 12:29 PM
There will be another girl after AO, I swear! :)

Now I am holding you to your word :bounce::bounce::bounce:

PMBH
Feb 10th, 2011, 12:49 PM
You missed Chaky.

Is Chakvetadze hot? I've only seen her play once or twice so I can't really tell.

King Halep
Feb 10th, 2011, 12:50 PM
^ Forget about it, it wont be finished this year. The higher it gets, the more "work" he needs to put in to each player.

King Halep
Feb 10th, 2011, 12:51 PM
Is Chakvetadze hot? I've only seen her play once or twice so I can't really tell.

She's okay

TheBoiledEgg
Feb 10th, 2011, 01:29 PM
Mandy Minella will win a MM and storm up ranks and take the #1 spot

fantic
Feb 10th, 2011, 02:02 PM
Mandy Minella will win a MM and storm up ranks and take the #1 spot

:rocker2:

majcpw
Feb 12th, 2011, 02:55 PM
There will be another girl after AO, I swear! :)
AO 2011, AO 2012, or AO 2013? :confused:

AnomyBC
Feb 14th, 2011, 08:10 AM
OK, here's my Post AO 2011 girl! See, you were all wrong to doubt me! This actually worked out to be really cool timing, since she just won her first title in 4 years...

#9. Daniela Hantuchova

Country: Slovakia
Highest Ranking: #5

http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova20.jpg

Best Assets: Beautiful face, beautiful eyes, beautiful legs, pokey nipples, looks amazing in modeling pics
Negatives: Small boobs, no ass, kind of sickly looking, no personality?

So Daniela here is a girl I had a lot of trouble deciding where to place. I knew I wanted her somewhere in the 5-10 range, but trying to figure out her exact position was driving me crazy. One problem was that, while I've always thought she looked incredibly beautiful in her modeling pics, I've also always felt that she generally looks kind of plain on court. I mean, I've watched her play live at least 3 times in real life---and in fact I've watched her play more sets live than any other player---so clearly I must enjoy watching her, but relative to how good she looks in her modeling pics, I've definitely been at least a little underwhelmed by the way she looks on court.

Another problem is, while I'm definitely attracted to her, it tends to not be as much of sexual attraction as with the other girls I have in Top 10. I think that's because of her body type. She doesn't have much in the way of boobs and ass, and her body just doesn't seem like it's fully developed yet. This makes me see her more as a young girl than as a woman I think. I mean, I'd definitely have sex with her if she was interested---don't get me wrong---but she tends to not pop up in my tennis player fantasies as much as the other Top 10 girls, and when she does pop up the fantasies I have about her tend to be a lot more innocent and less sexual. Also, the fantasies I have about her almost always involve me cooking for her, or taking her out to eat, or buying her snacks or something, which is because I guess I have a tendency to always imagine her as being close to starving. And then if the fantasies progress to actual sex, I'm always afraid that I'm going to hurt her or something, because I guess I imagine her as being very fragile.

And that leads me to the third problem, which is that, even though she's supposedly over the anorexia thing, I tend to always think of her in my mind as being a sickly, starving, skeletal-looking girl. I guess once you've seen pictures of girl looking that frighteningly skinny, it's kind of hard to get the image out of your mind, you know? And even when Daniela's at her normal weight, she still looks way too skinny to me, so it's hard to not think of it as being an ongoing issue for her.

There's also one final, forth thing that holds me back from being more attracted to Daniela and that's the fact that she doesn't seem to have much of a personality. I've been watching her for 10 years now, and yet I don't feel like, in all that time, that I've really got a strong sense of her personality. I'm sure if I knew her in real life that I'd appreciate her personality a lot more, but for me at this point when I think about what her personality is like I just kind of draw a blank. From what I can tell though, she does seem to be a very likable, approachable, down-to-Earth girl, so I think I'd probably get along very well with her in real life, if given the opportunity to get to know her.

In any case, I definitely feel like I've become a lot more attracted to her since her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit pictures came out. I mean, again, I've always been attracted to her on some level, but she certainly wouldn't have been one of the first girls I would have picked to do a swimsuit shoot. I figured she just didn't have the body for it. But then when the pics came out I was really surprised because I thought she looked really incredible in them. She even appeared to have boobs in some of them, which totally blew my mind, because I had always thought of her as completely flat chested. And in some of the pics she even seems to have a slight hint of an ass, which is pretty mind-blowing as well. I still wonder how much of that was real and how much of it was photoshopping, but whatever they did, it worked, because she looks amazing in those pics.

There was also kind of an interesting thing that happened when I was editing the pictures I posted above. I had had these giant pictures of her posing in this low-hanging strapless blue top and I cropped them to make it look like she was naked (see first two pics above!) and for some reason I got totally turned on by that (is this too much info???) And I had already been writing the thing about my attraction her not being as "sexual" as with other girls in the Top 10, so needless to say, I was very surprised to fine out that somewhere, deep down, I guess I was sexually attracted to her after all (I'm sure she's relieved!)

Anyway, all of that being said, I still see her largely the same way I saw her when she first hit the scene 10 years ago: As a really cute, girl next door type. I was happy to see her finally win another title today (or yesterday now I guess) and I hope to see her keep it up and kick a lot more ass in the future...

AnomyBC
Feb 14th, 2011, 08:13 AM
Bonus pics of Dani!

http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova21.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova22.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova23.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova24.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Hantuchova25.jpg

And now I'm going to sleep, so goodnight everybody! I'll read about your thoughts on Dani and my weird fantasies about her tomorrow! :)

Njalle
Feb 14th, 2011, 08:31 AM
YAY! About fucking time! Girl is pretty, but could have a better rack. Get some plastic boobs, Dani! :drool:

PMBH
Feb 14th, 2011, 11:15 AM
I fully agree with OP's analysis. Dani is beautiful in a classic way and has the most amazing legs on the tour. But she's missing something in the T&A department to be really sexy...