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AnomyBC
Nov 23rd, 2009, 02:40 AM
This.

And there probably wasn't much cred left to begin with.

First, the criticism of Krajicek is irrational. She's clearly a beautiful girl, she's frequently mentioned as such on this board and elsewhere and she was even higher on Dav's list than she is on my list. In my mind at least, you could definitely make a better argument for her deserving to be higher than for her deserving to be lower.

Second, you can criticize this list all you want, but I challenge you to find one that's better. If nothing else, mine is certainly the most comprehensive and most well-researched. In those respects nothing else comes close.

Koon
Nov 23rd, 2009, 05:27 AM
I think no Vera in top 75 :sobbing: :sad:

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Nov 23rd, 2009, 05:58 AM
This is probably the most surprising and perplexing comment that anyone has ever posted here (and that's saying a lot!)

Read what you wrote about Dementieva and you will realize that the Krajicek comment made by foocault was soft compared to your opinion on Elena

Poova
Nov 23rd, 2009, 07:30 AM
Hmm, I think Misa is quite pretty tbh. But then I am a gay guy. :rolls: And I thought she looked nice with short hair. :tape:

At the end of the day it's AnomyBC's opinion anyway. I don't like the fact that he missed out the beautiful Alizé Cornet but I understand it's his list. Pretty pointless griping about it. :p

plantman
Nov 23rd, 2009, 06:09 PM
Jen who? Capriati? If so, I didn't really find her to be attractive.

Hmm, I think Misa is quite pretty tbh.;)

At the end of the day it's AnomyBC's opinion anyway. I don't like the fact that he missed out the beautiful Alizé Cornet but I understand it's his list. Pretty pointless griping about it. :p

:worship::worship:

fouc
Nov 23rd, 2009, 11:21 PM
What the hell are you smoking? She looks really beautiful in all of those pics. And how the hell are the balloon pics in bad taste? What the hell are you talking about? :confused:

And I wouldn't say hardly anyone agrees with me on Misa. She's gotten a decent number of positive comments too and I've always gotten the impressive that most people here consider her to be attractive. And even if you didn't think she looked beautiful in general, I don't see how anyone could question the fact that she looks beautiful in the pictures I posted. In most of those pictures she looks friggin gorgeous :inlove:

Again, I've been kind of feeling like I might have put her too low, and she was actually higher on Dav's list than she is on my list (Dav had her at #24), so needless to say these comments are pretty perplexing :confused:

Everything is a matter of personal taste. Except this one. If you don't find those pics utterly kitschy and disguisting, you've lost it. Completely.

AnomyBC
Nov 24th, 2009, 03:06 AM
I think no Vera in top 75 :sobbing: :sad:

Vera is here. Just be patient ;)

AnomyBC
Nov 24th, 2009, 03:09 AM
Everything is a matter of personal taste. Except this one. If you don't find those pics utterly kitschy and disguisting, you've lost it. Completely.

I don't have the slightest clue what would provoke you to say that about those pictures, but I love them and I think she looks really beautiful and adorable in them :shrug:

AnomyBC
Nov 24th, 2009, 03:19 AM
Read what you wrote about Dementieva and you will realize that the Krajicek comment made by foocault was soft compared to your opinion on Elena

I never said Dementieva was hideous or replusive or "the definition of unpretty". I actually think she's beautiful, which is why she's in my Top 75 :)

majcpw
Nov 24th, 2009, 12:12 PM
She has other ASSets as well...
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4276/16262kraijeck2122390los.jpg

Another from the short hair era...
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/5894/16258kraijicek1122913lo.jpg

sweetpeas
Nov 24th, 2009, 01:22 PM
None!

2Black
Nov 24th, 2009, 01:56 PM
Great job of dragging this out for an entire year. A one man opinion list :lol:

But I'm happy it gave you something to do and a sense of accomplishment :tape:

!Gio!
Nov 24th, 2009, 03:07 PM
Another from the short hair era...
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/5894/16258kraijicek1122913lo.jpg[/QUOTE]

:eek::bolt::tape: Run for the hills! Bad picture! She is not an ugly girl but she is not very pretty either.

AnomyBC
Nov 26th, 2009, 04:21 AM
Great job of dragging this out for an entire year. A one man opinion list :lol:

But I'm happy it gave you something to do and a sense of accomplishment :tape:

If you start from the day I started researching this it's already been like a year and a half. And I still have plenty of additional ground to cover :)

AnomyBC
Nov 30th, 2009, 05:48 AM
OK, for those you who are still alive and paying attention, here's the next girl!

#26. Raluca Sandu

Country: Romania
Highest Ranking: #91

http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu19.jpg

Best Assets: Amazing legs, abs and ass, big beautiful brown eyes, likes to pose for pictures in sexy lingerie
Negatives: Married to some big, scary wrestler guy (Never mind, they're divorced and apparently he was a mixed martial artist, not a wrestler.)

So I don't think I had ever heard of Raluca here before I started researching for this thread, but I consider her to be one of my greatest finds. I knew there was a reason why I went back and looked at pictures of all 351 girls who had been in the Top 100 from 1998-2008 and this girl is why. (Many people just thought I did that because I was insane, but you see, this proves there was a reason for it!) Anyway, I get the impression that Raluca is pretty obscure here in the US, which is a real shame considering her level of hotness. As you can see from the pictures above, she has quite a few highly impressive features including long sexy legs, amazing abs, an amazing ass and perhaps my favorite, her big dark intensely beautiful brown eyes. In recent years I've been increasingly coming to the conclusion that I have somewhat of weakness for big, dark brown eyes and I think some of the pics above do well to illustrate the unbelievable power such eyes can have to seduce and mesmerize. There's just something intensely sexual and mischievous about them, isn't there? Anyway, one of the coolest things about Raluca here is that she's the only hot female tennis player I know of who likes to pose for sexy lingerie pictures. (By the way, in addition to the lingerie pictures above, there's at least one additional picture which I sadly wasn't able to include because I could only find a thumbnail-sized version of it. Anybody who has a full-sized version please send it to me!) I mean, there are some other girls who have posed in their bras and stuff, but Raluca's pics look like they came right out of a lingerie catalog and I can't think of any other player who's taken pics like that. I'm hoping some of the other girls will read this thread and see these pics and it will inspire them to take some sexy lingerie pics of their own. Hopefully in the future this is something that all hot female tennis players will do. I think we just need one well known player to get the ball rolling (are you reading this Tatiana???) But yeah, getting back to Raluca, she appears to be one of the hottest, sexiest players of all time and I may not have known who she was before, but after seeing these pics I will never forget about her again :drool:

Caralenko
Nov 30th, 2009, 05:59 AM
#91 who? :unsure: She is very pretty though.


I wish I could still take this seriously after JJ was put in front of Sabine :sobbing:

thadeuss
Nov 30th, 2009, 07:46 AM
Negatives: Married to some big, scary wrestler guy


She was married to Todd Medina, an american MMA fighter but now they are divorced

http://storage0.dms.mpinteractiv.ro/media/401/581/7969/2550764/1/raluca-todd-psp-60.jpg

Corswandt
Nov 30th, 2009, 12:04 PM
#26. Raluca Sandu

Hot, in a trashy/porn star-ish way.

I remember her from the time she was Moyá's GF.

Corswandt
Nov 30th, 2009, 02:29 PM
First, the criticism of Krajicek is irrational. She's clearly a beautiful girl, she's frequently mentioned as such on this board and elsewhere and she was even higher on Dav's list than she is on my list. In my mind at least, you could definitely make a better argument for her deserving to be higher than for her deserving to be lower.

Second, you can criticize this list all you want, but I challenge you to find one that's better. If nothing else, mine is certainly the most comprehensive and most well-researched. In those respects nothing else comes close.

D00d, I could pin a ranking list to the wall, have drunken monkeys throw darts at it, and I'd come up with a better list than your own.

You seem to be actually convinced that say a bomb like Raluca Sandu is in the same league as a pop gun cork like "Misa". But if this was presented as your opinion, then nobody would be entitled to object to it.

The problem are your repeated claims of objectivity. If you wanted to be objective, then a better way of doing it might have been to make an average out of all the similar polls conducted by magazines, or even in here.

As it is, it's a useful repository of good photos of often lesser known players, made less useful by your repeated refusal to include links to all the picture posts in the OP, so we have to wade through tons of chaff to get at the goodies. And yes, I'm aware that this post doesn't improve that in the least bit.

I suppose it serves me right for still checking this thread out on occasion when you began it by claiming A. Radwanska was hot. Should have stopped doing so there and then.

Golovinjured.
Nov 30th, 2009, 02:41 PM
^^ If you wanted it unbias you wouldn't poll it oon TF. The polls should be done on a literary forum, or hockey. :

AnomyBC
Dec 1st, 2009, 01:45 AM
She was married to Todd Medina, an american MMA fighter but now they are divorced

Yes! So is she single now? And so it was mixed martial arts? Not wrestling? I'll have to make that correction :)

AnomyBC
Dec 1st, 2009, 02:07 AM
D00d, I could pin a ranking list to the wall, have drunken monkeys throw darts at it, and I'd come up with a better list than your own.

You seem to be actually convinced that say a bomb like Raluca Sandu is in the same league as a pop gun cork like "Misa". But if this was presented as your opinion, then nobody would be entitled to object to it.

The problem are your repeated claims of objectivity. If you wanted to be objective, then a better way of doing it might have been to make an average out of all the similar polls conducted by magazines, or even in here.

As it is, it's a useful repository of good photos of often lesser known players, made less useful by your repeated refusal to include links to all the picture posts in the OP, so we have to wade through tons of chaff to get at the goodies. And yes, I'm aware that this post doesn't improve that in the least bit.

I suppose it serves me right for still checking this thread out on occasion when you began it by claiming A. Radwanska was hot. Should have stopped doing so there and then.

It's not like the girls I'm picking are that unusual. Aside from a few obscure girls here and there, almost everyone in my Top 75 as has been featured on multiple other hot tennis players lists. And again, Krajicek was even higher on Dav's list than she is on mine and she's unquestionably a beautiful girl. And I don't think any ranking of girls (or guys) based on hotness can be truly objective, but I think my rankings are at least pretty fair and reasonable. And I guess I might add links to all the pics in the original post at some point, but honestly I don't think it's really needed. If you're really in that much of a rush to find a picture you can just use this link:

www.bryanspage.com / Lastnameofhottennisplayer01.jpg

And then just keep changing the number to get the rest of the pics.

AnomyBC
Dec 1st, 2009, 02:57 AM
Here's a recap of the first 50 girls, along with my current thoughts about whether I should have ranked them higher or lower.......

Recap of the First 50 Girls
(Red = girl should have been lower, Green = girl should have been higher)

26. Raluca Sandu, ROU
27. Michaella Krajicek, NED
28. Iveta Benesova , CZE
29. Klara Zakopalova (aka Klara Koukalova), CZE
30. Anastasia Myskina, RUS
31. Petra Mandula, HUN
32. Alona Bondarenko, UKR
33. Angela Haynes, USA
34. Amanda Coetzer, RSA
35. Henrieta Nagyova, SVK
36. Elena Dementieva, RUS
37. Severine Bremond (aka Severine Beltrame), FRA
38. Petra Cetkovska, CZE
39. Martina Sucha, SVK
40. Zheng Jie (aka Jie Zheng), CHI
41. Anne-Gaelle Sidot, FRA
42. Miroslava Vavrinec, SUI
43. Flavia Pennetta, ITA
44. Mashona Washington, USA
45. Olga Barabanschikova, BLR
46. Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova, RUS
47. Ioana Raluca Olaru, ROU
48. Camille Pin, FRA
49. Vasilisa Bardina, RUS
50. Agnes Szavay, HUN
51. Tatiana Perebiynis, UKR
52. Venus Williams, USA
53. Samantha Stosur, AUS
54. Jarmila Groth (aka Jarmila Gajdosova), AUS/SVK
55. Mirjana Lucic, CRO
56. Jelena Jankovic, SRB
57. Sabine Lisicki, GER
58. Nicole Vaidisova, CZE
59. Yaroslava Shvedova, KAZ/RUS
60. Maria Sanchez Lorenzo, ESP
61. Catalina Cristea, ROU
62. Stephanie Dubois, CAN
63. Wynne Prakusya, INA
64. Vera Dushevina, RUS
65. Varvara Lepchenko, USA/UZB
66. Andrea Petkovic, GER
67. Magdalena Grzybowska, POL
68. Tatjana Malek, GER
69. Tsvetana Pironkova, BUL
70. Maret Ani, EST
71. Patty Schnyder, SUI
72. Martina Hingis, SUI
73. Anke Huber, GER
74. Bethanie Mattek, USA
75. Agnieszka Radwanska, POL

The above is partly inspired by comments from my many critics :wavey: In general it seems that people think the better known players like Myskina, Dementieva, Pennetta, Jankovic and Hingis should have been higher and some of the lesser known players should have been lower.

Also, at least three new girls, Ula Radwanska, Vika Azarenka and Yung-Jan Chan, will definitely be featured in the Top 75 for any future editions of these rankings :)

I'm hoping to eventually post a Top 100 of the last 15 years or something, but that probably won't be until like 2012 or 2013... and that's assuming I haven't found something better to do with my time by then :) [And also assuming the world doesn't end before then---which would be a real shame because it would have been an awesome thread!]

Anyway, feel free to share your thoughts on who should have been higher or lower and you can even make your own colorized lists if you want! :yippee:

Zébulon
Dec 1st, 2009, 07:23 PM
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sandu02.jpg


Aaahn, tennis, a sport that'll give your daughter strength, self-confidence, respect, self-respect, a strong sense of elegance and a bright future.

kris719
Dec 1st, 2009, 07:30 PM
#26 = not bad for someone I've never heard of :lol:

teo_honey
Dec 3rd, 2009, 09:22 PM
I think Raluca should have been much higher and not because she's a Romanian like me, cause in fact I only recently realized how attractive she is. But in my opinion she belongs somewhere in the top 10. Yes, she is no Kournikova or Sharapova, but she can stand proud next to them. She is a lot hotter than other girls considered to be beautiful (Chakvetadze, Zvonareva and even Ivanovic. Her body is not all that matters, she also has a pretty face and something that few players have - a strong personality.

Andiyan
Dec 4th, 2009, 02:53 AM
Ivanovic is way, way, way hotter than Sharapova in any way, at all times.

AnomyBC
Dec 4th, 2009, 03:06 AM
Ivanovic is way, way, way hotter than Sharapova in any way, at all times.

I'm not up to them yet :) But since you brought them up, I personally think Ana definitely has a more beautiful smile (probably the best smile in the WTA) and possibly a slightly more beautiful face overall, but Maria definitely has the better body.

AnomyBC
Dec 4th, 2009, 03:09 AM
I think Raluca should have been much higher and not because she's a Romanian like me, cause in fact I only recently realized how attractive she is. But in my opinion she belongs somewhere in the top 10. Yes, she is no Kournikova or Sharapova, but she can stand proud next to them. She is a lot hotter than other girls considered to be beautiful (Chakvetadze, Zvonareva and even Ivanovic. Her body is not all that matters, she also has a pretty face and something that few players have - a strong personality.

I would have probably put her higher if she was less obscure. And I can't really factor her personality in because I've only seen one clip of her talking and it wasn't in English :shrug:

gc-spurs
Dec 4th, 2009, 11:31 AM
I'm not up to them yet :) But since you brought them up, I personally think Ana definitely has a more beautiful smile (probably the best smile in the WTA) and possibly a slightly more beautiful face overall, but Maria definitely has the better body.

You're right, Ana Ivanovic's smile is gorgeous. I don't think she's *that* great looking, but shen she smiles my entire opinion changes.

teo_honey
Dec 4th, 2009, 04:33 PM
Ivanovic is way, way, way hotter than Sharapova in any way, at all times.

Ivanovic is beautiful, pretty, cute, gorgeous, you name it, but not exactly hot. She has a great face, but the body... not so much. I'm not saying her body is ugly, cause it's not, it's ok, but it's not what most people would call hot.

ivanban
Dec 4th, 2009, 09:32 PM
I hope we'll see the end of this list in current decade (2011) :help:

Oizo
Dec 4th, 2009, 11:18 PM
Ivan :haha:

nelsondan
Dec 5th, 2009, 12:06 AM
I think maria is extraordinarily intelligent. I have seen her give interviews in three different languages,
and she seemed at ease no matter what. She has given some very complex responses on a lot of subjects, often
going beyond what a reporter could expect.

When I see her facial expressions, I am always somewhat conscious of her sense of humor and intelligence--and
it makes her face more attractive to me. She has a very strong, appealing air of confidence---as she should.

AnomyBC
Dec 5th, 2009, 06:52 AM
I hope we'll see the end of this list in current decade :help:

Doesn't seem very likely at this point. I'll have to try for the next decade :)

teo_honey
Dec 5th, 2009, 10:05 AM
The next decade begins in 2011, people!!!

ivanban
Dec 5th, 2009, 07:42 PM
The next decade begins in 2011, people!!!

I thought ppl already know that :o gonna edit my previous post anyway :(

AnomyBC
Dec 5th, 2009, 10:53 PM
The next decade begins in 2011, people!!!

I actually knew that was technically true, but nevertheless most people consider the current decade to be 2000-2009. Similarly, most people consider the current millennium to have started in 2000, even though it technically didn't start until 2001. People have become used to referring to decades by the 2nd to last digit (the 90s, the 80s, the 70s, etc.) so it makes sense that "the 90s" for instance would include 1990 and not 2000---and therefore that 2000 must part of the next decade. The problem of course is that there was never a year "0" and that's what messes everything up. Anyway, if we're talking about 2011, I think I could probably pull of finishing this by then, but I make no guarantees :)

Andiyan
Dec 5th, 2009, 11:00 PM
No guarantees before the end of 2011? :haha:

AnomyBC
Dec 20th, 2009, 12:17 AM
OK, so I took a little vacation from this thread while I was finishing up my Top 50 Worst Female Tennis Players thread, but now I'm back, which means it's time for my TOP 25 HOTTEST GIRLS!!!

#25. Viktoriya Kutuzova

Country: Ukraine
Highest Ranking: #76

http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova19.jpg

Best Assets: Amazing ass, great body, beautiful eyes, adorable facial expressions
Negatives: Kind of reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield (http://i31.tinypic.com/iom8sw.jpg) (except much hotter!)

So I had never heard of Kuty here before Dav included her on his list, but since then I've slowly fallen in love with her. Actually, I still don't think I've ever seen her play, but just seeing pictures of her is enough. She manages to combine having a really hot body---and an especially amazing ass---with some of the greatest and most adorable facial expressions in the WTA, and I find that combination to be totally irresistible. She does remind me a little bit of Rodney Dangerfield, as I mentioned above, but strangely that doesn't make me any less attracted to her. (I even briefly considered that she might be Rodney Dangerfield, after massive plastic surgery---which would explain the fact that he disappeared off the face of the Earth about 20 years ago---but I eventually decided that with a body like that I'd still do her anyway.) But yeah, moving on... I think that 4th pic of her might actually be one the of the most amazing tennis player body pics that I've seen in my entire life. That's just absolute perfection right there. Kournikova-like even. If she ever walked up to me on the street dressed like that and she looked at me with those sad, pouty little eyes I would totally just give her all of my money right there. I guess that would be a weird thing to do, but I'd totally do it. I just wouldn't be able to control myself standing so close to a body like that :drool: And I love that little pony tail that she's wearing in some of these pics too. It's not quite as amazing as Chaky's, but it's still pretty nice. Anyway, after slumping in 2007-2008, she seems to have gotten herself back on track in 2009, so hopefully her success will continue and I'll finally get to see her play next year!

Daniela-Is-Mine
Dec 20th, 2009, 01:23 AM
:tape:

Golovinjured.
Dec 20th, 2009, 01:41 AM
Butterface.

Ryan
Dec 20th, 2009, 03:00 AM
Please just stick to Survivor lists on Sucks. :lol: :hysteric:

AnomyBC
Dec 20th, 2009, 03:03 AM
Please just stick to Survivor lists on Sucks. :lol: :hysteric:

Wow, I'm infamous across the whole internet :lol:

AnomyBC
Dec 20th, 2009, 03:13 AM
Butterface.

Her face may not be as amazing as her body, but it's still awesome. As I said, I think she has some of the most amazing and adorable facial expressions in the WTA :inlove:

NoChokes
Dec 20th, 2009, 03:27 AM
She always looks so sad. It is rather adorable.

Ryan
Dec 20th, 2009, 03:38 AM
Wow, I'm infamous across the whole internet :lol:



I lurk there. :p And your list of stupidest shit on Survivor is LEGIT.

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Dec 20th, 2009, 05:41 AM
Getting worse and worse

Koon
Dec 20th, 2009, 05:46 AM
Flavia is hotter than her :inlove:

teo_honey
Dec 20th, 2009, 10:30 AM
B-U-T-T-E-R-F-A-C-E is all I can say. Her body is truly amazing, but her face looks like Jankovic's. I can't decide whose is worse. She is so not a top 30 in this countdown!!

Pops Maellard
Dec 20th, 2009, 11:50 AM
Wow, this really is dragging on... :p

But it's fun to read. Looking forward to your descriptions of the really top girls.

Corswandt
Dec 20th, 2009, 04:55 PM
http://www.bryanspage.com/Kutuzova19.jpg

Butterface.

Totally. Paperbag, even. :rolleyes:

See what you did there, Mr. Anomy? A couple of (OK, more) boneheaded choices and now nobody takes your list seriously. You could write that Cibulkova has a lovely smile and people would just point and laugh.

And no, not everyone with icy blue eyes looks like Rodney Dangerfield. :rolleyes:

AnomyBC
Dec 20th, 2009, 11:15 PM
Totally. Paperbag, even.

See what you did there, Mr. Anomy? A couple of (OK, more) boneheaded choices and now nobody takes your list seriously. You could write that Cibulkova has a lovely smile and people would just point and laugh.

And no, not everyone with icy blue eyes looks like Rodney Dangerfield. :rolleyes:

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! She is NOT a butterface!!! Again, her face obviously isn't as nice as her body, but it's probably one of the most adorable faces I've ever seen. How could you not love it??? You guys are all smoking something. The girl is amazing :inlove: And of course, not surprisingly, I don't think I've made any bonehead choices---and if I did they were much earlier in the list than this. All of the more recent girls are girls I'm pretty much in love with :)

Corswandt
Dec 20th, 2009, 11:18 PM
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! She is NOT a butterface!!! Again, her face obviously isn't as nice as her body, but it's probably one of the most adorable faces I've ever seen. How could you not love it??? You guys are all smoking something. The girl is amazing :inlove: And of course, not surprisingly, I don't think I've made any bonehead choices---and if I did they were much earlier in the list than this. All of the more recent girls are girls I'm pretty much in love with :)

Edited my own post. For the record then, I don't think Vika K. is a "butterface" or a "paperbag beauty".

AnomyBC
Dec 20th, 2009, 11:22 PM
Edited my own post. For the record then, I don't think Vika K. is a "butterface" or a "paperbag beauty".

Ah, OK. You were being sarcastic. Thank God. With some of these comments you start to think that you're going crazy or something. After a while you're just like, are these people looking at the same pictures that I am!?!?! :lol:

Freakan
Dec 21st, 2009, 12:12 AM
Looking at that list I expect Kuznetsova, Mauresmo and Suarez Navarro to make Top 10 :yeah:

Pops Maellard
Dec 21st, 2009, 01:39 AM
I can't believe how overrated Hantuchova is. Is she really gonna be top 5? :confused:

AnomyBC
Dec 21st, 2009, 04:13 AM
Looking at that list I expect Kuznetsova, Mauresmo and Suarez Navarro to make Top 10 :yeah:

Don't worry, they didn't. I can't rule out Francesca Schiavone though---you'll just have to wait and see :):eek:

AnomyBC
Dec 21st, 2009, 04:21 AM
I can't believe how overrated Hantuchova is. Is she really gonna be top 5? :confused:

Don't worry, my Top 10 isn't based on the poll :) And yes, I agree, she is a little over-rated. I think she's someone who fits the female ideal of female beauty moreso than the male ideal of female beauty. Actually, I can be even more specific than that---she's someone who fits the white female ideal of female beauty. I think both males and non-white females would tend to see ideal female as being much curvier.

Caralenko
Dec 21st, 2009, 05:06 AM
Don't worry, my Top 10 isn't based on the poll :) And yes, I agree, she is a little over-rated. I think she's someone who fits the female ideal of female beauty moreso than the male ideal of female beauty. Actually, I can be even more specific than that---she's someone who fits the white female ideal of female beauty. I think both males and non-white females would tend to see ideal female as being much curvier.

I am a white female, and I don't see it :shrug:

AnomyBC
Dec 21st, 2009, 05:08 AM
I am a white female, and I don't see it :shrug:

Hmmm. Are you sure you're not a black man trapped in a white woman's body or something? I hope so, cuz otherwise that really screws up my theory :lol:

Pops Maellard
Dec 21st, 2009, 05:08 AM
I am a white female, and I don't see it :shrug:
Glad I'm not the only one. :D

AnomyBC
Dec 21st, 2009, 05:11 AM
Glad I'm not the only one. :D

You're a white female too? Damn it. This theory is falling apart really fast :sad:

Hmmm. Here's my new theory---Daniela is the gay man's ideal of female beauty :)

fouc
Dec 21st, 2009, 10:58 AM
Hmmm. Here's my new theory---Daniela is the gay man's ideal of female beauty :)

True.

The 2nd Law
Dec 21st, 2009, 11:02 AM
You're a white female too? Damn it. This theory is falling apart really fast :sad:

Hmmm. Here's my new theory---Daniela is the gay man's ideal of female beauty :)

TV Tennis isn't a white female :lol:



Personally, Hantuchova doesn't do much for me, but that's just me. I can see how others would disagree.

Pops Maellard
Dec 21st, 2009, 11:40 AM
TV Tennis isn't a white female :lol:



Personally, Hantuchova doesn't do much for me, but that's just me. I can see how others would disagree.
:lol: No I certainly am not.

Nikkiri
Dec 21st, 2009, 01:15 PM
I am a white female, and I don't see it :shrug:

Same. :shrug:

RenaSlam.
Dec 21st, 2009, 02:41 PM
Sigh...

!Gio!
Dec 21st, 2009, 05:01 PM
You started this list in January and it is now late December.:help: Yet your still not in the top 20! It should not have taken this long. These pictures are not even yours(you found them on the internet). Some of your choices have been horrendous:rolleyes: And you have made it clear that this list is biased and based on the players you like.
I commend you on taking the time to do this but if your gonna finish it, do it already.:lol:

Inger67
Dec 21st, 2009, 07:18 PM
You're a white female too? Damn it. This theory is falling apart really fast :sad:

Hmmm. Here's my new theory---Daniela is the gay man's ideal of female beauty :)

Um, nope not mine. :) I actually find her ugly at some times. I think she is the MOST overrated player based on looks that there is.

Lunaris
Dec 21st, 2009, 08:00 PM
Hantuchova is overrated in similar way as Ivanovic or Dementieva, all have a pretty face and not so great body. Considering how often Ivanovic wins tennis beauty contests she's gotta be the most overrated one.

AnomyBC
Dec 22nd, 2009, 03:30 AM
You started this list in January and it is now late December.:help: Yet your still not in the top 20! It should not have taken this long. These pictures are not even yours(you found them on the internet). Some of your choices have been horrendous:rolleyes: And you have made it clear that this list is biased and based on the players you like.
I commend you on taking the time to do this but if your gonna finish it, do it already.:lol:

I actually started doing the research for it around May of 2008. It's kind of a life-long project :)

LeRoy.
Dec 22nd, 2009, 03:54 AM
by the time u r list is done there will be 75 new girls who are better looking than your whole list. :tape:

AnomyBC
Dec 22nd, 2009, 04:18 AM
by the time u r list is done there will be 75 new girls who are better looking than your whole list. :tape:

Well Kournikova is on the list, so 75 players hotter than her entering the Top 100 before I finish the list seems unlikely---but of course I would love to see it :)

Juanes
Dec 22nd, 2009, 02:00 PM
is Romi on your list as well? :)

Koon
Dec 22nd, 2009, 02:42 PM
I'm expecting to see Vera in top 20 :p

AnomyBC
Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:10 AM
is Romi on your list as well? :)

Sadly she's not eligible since she's never been in the Top 100 :sad:

AnomyBC
Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:13 AM
I'm expecting to see Vera in top 20 :p

Well she's definitely on the list and there are only 24 spots left, so there's about an 83% chance that you'll get to see that :)

Koon
Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:28 AM
Can't wait :bounce:

When will you update each rankings ? Each week or each month or whenever you want :shrug:

AnomyBC
Dec 23rd, 2009, 05:26 AM
Can't wait :bounce:

When will you update each rankings ? Each week or each month or whenever you want :shrug:

I originally intended to post a new girl every day or 2, but at the moment I'm averaging a new girl about every 8 or 9 days. So yeah, you may have to wait a while before you see Vera, but I swear she'll be here eventually :)

Koon
Dec 23rd, 2009, 06:10 AM
Thanks :bounce: You are so sucessful making thread like this :drool:

Did you rank Caro ? :shrug:

AnomyBC
Dec 25th, 2009, 08:56 AM
Thanks :bounce: You are so sucessful making thread like this :drool:

Did you rank Caro ? :shrug:

Does that even need to be asked? I mention how beautiful and amazing I think Caro is basically every day :inlove:

I bet the Caro haters are going to be so pissed to see her at or near the top of not just one, but TWO hot tennis player threads. Take that haters! :lol:

AleOrtu
Dec 29th, 2009, 02:29 AM
Hantuchova.

AnomyBC
Jan 4th, 2010, 04:47 AM
OK, sorry for the incredibly long delay as usual! Here's the next girl!

#24. Sabine Appelmans

Country: Belgium
Highest Ranking: #16

http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Appelmans15.jpg

Best assets: Cute face, beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, nice abs, funny accent
Negatives: Short hair, overuse of headbands, small breasts

So far almost every girl I've posted who's been retired for a while has gotten bashed, so needless to say, I approach this entry (and also the next one) with great fear and apprehension :unsure: That being said, I think Sabine here was a beautiful girl back in the day. In fact, even today, at the age of 37 years old, she's still apparently seen as MILFy enough by some people that she was recently feature in an ad campaign for "sports lingerie" with Yanina Wickmayer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG_to0hzxTA) (who actually looks surprisingly good in the ads, despite the fact that I've never previously thought of her as even remotely attractive.) Anyway, she was a little bit before my time, so I never really got to see her play (or if I did, I don't remember), but I always thought she looked beautiful in this set of pictures she took (see first 8 pictures above). [My favorite picture of her might actually be the third picture above, but sadly I wasn't able to find a full-sized copy of it (does anybody have one??)] And, of course, I think she looks beautiful on some of her on court pics as well. As I said above, I loved her smile and her eyes and her face in general, and I don't mind her body either, despite the small boobs and the general lack of curviness. (Lately I seem to have a thing for skinny, small-breasted girls with nice abs, so I guess she kind of fits into that... although, come to think of it, I picked these girls so long ago that I could very well have been into something totally different back then :lol:) But yeah, to summarize, I know she's kind of old school and I have a feeling I'm going to get bashed for putting her up so high, but I figure it wouldn't be fair to just have active players in the Top 25. You gotta include at least a few of the old school girls as well :)

kris719
Jan 4th, 2010, 05:28 AM
i know another sabine who is way hotter.

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Jan 4th, 2010, 05:39 AM
I just realized Harkleroad is an option ... How on earth ?

RenaSlam.
Jan 4th, 2010, 05:43 AM
I feel like you take a lot of drugs.

AnomyBC
Jan 5th, 2010, 12:59 AM
i know another sabine who is way hotter.

No way is Lisicki hotter. Well, I mean, now she is obviously. But Appelmans was much hotter than Lisicki when she was Lisicki's age. Actually, I've always felt that Lisicki was pretty over-rated looks-wise. She has vampire teeth and crazy fiendish-looking eyes :shrug:

AnomyBC
Jan 5th, 2010, 01:03 AM
I just realized Harkleroad is an option ... How on earth ?

Mostly cuz of the Playboy pics, but I thought she was a cutie even before that :inlove:

She was also #5 on Dav's list, which is what this thread was in response to, so that's another reason.

AnomyBC
Jan 5th, 2010, 01:05 AM
I feel like you take a lot of drugs.

I feel like you have a severe personality disorder :)

kris719
Jan 5th, 2010, 01:43 AM
No way is Lisicki hotter. Well, I mean, now she is obviously. But Appelmans was much hotter than Lisicki when she was Lisicki's age. Actually, I've always felt that Lisicki was pretty over-rated looks-wise. She has vampire teeth and crazy fiendish-looking eyes :shrug:

i know what you're saying with the eyes but still sabine l >> sabine a. :)

TheBoiledEgg
Jan 5th, 2010, 02:11 AM
must be top 75 of last 11 yrs by now................

AnomyBC
Jan 5th, 2010, 03:57 AM
must be top 75 of last 11 yrs by now................

Yeah, the title isn't really accurate anymore. I should change it to the Top 75 Hottest Female Tennis Players of 1998-2008 :)

AnomyBC
Jan 17th, 2010, 08:45 AM
OK, time for the next girl. As usual, my apologies for the long delay!

#23. Barbara Schett

Country: Austria
Highest Ranking: #7

http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Schett20.jpg

Best Assets: Beautiful eyes, beautiful mouth, nice boobs, nice legs
Negatives: Sometimes when she smiles her face gets all screwed-up looking

So one of the big themes of this thread so far has been that I get bashed whenever I post a girl who's been retired for a while, but I think I might be able to possibly avoid that with Babs here. I haven't seen her on any hot tennis players lists for a while, but back before Kournikova she was considered to be probably the hottest player of her day (although some Coetzer fans might argue that she was only #2!) I think she should probably be in the Top 20 actually, but the problem was I had 20-25 girls who I thought should have been in the Top 20 and it's kind of hard to pull that off without inventing some new numbers or something. In any case, she was certainly a beautiful girl and as far I could tell she seemed to be pretty likable and friendly and down-to-Earth as well. And unlike Appelmans, she had enough sense to do her lingerie modeling when she was still hot, instead of like 20 years too late. Anyway, I think her eyes and her mouth and her boobs are my favorite things about her, and also just her face in general, but as I said above, I think sometimes when she makes a really big smile her face gets kind of screwed-up looking. I think in person that would probably be an adorable quirk, but in terms of pictures it can look a little scary sometimes---although definitely nowhere's near as scary as some of the pictures I've seen of Elena Dementieva smiling (http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva-Yikes.jpg). But yeah, to summarize, I know you all have trouble appreciating the beauty of retired players who aren't named Kournikova, but hopefully you can at least appreciate Babs here, cuz she was definitely a major hottie in her day.

Golovinjured.
Jan 17th, 2010, 08:50 AM
Babsi :hearts:

Was expecting her to be a little higher...

AnomyBC
Jan 17th, 2010, 08:55 AM
Babsi :hearts:

Was expecting her to be a little higher...

That's reassuring. I was thinking she should be a little higher too, but between her being left off of Dav's list entirely and all the bashing my other retired players have gotten, I wasn't sure what kind of reactions to expect :)

Ballbasher
Jan 17th, 2010, 08:58 AM
She is FAR too low, definetely should be among Top10. Barbara :inlove:

AnomyBC
Jan 17th, 2010, 09:00 AM
She is FAR too low, definetely should be among Top10. Barbara :inlove:

You people are seriously so unpredictable. It's crazy. I really have no idea what to expect in terms of reactions anymore :lol:

Andiyan
Jan 17th, 2010, 12:14 PM
Yeah I agree. Babs is very worthy of a rank increase around 10 or sth. :yeah:

Dawson.
Jan 17th, 2010, 12:46 PM
Add me to the "should be higher" list :inlove:

majcpw
Jan 17th, 2010, 01:33 PM
That's reassuring. I was thinking she should be a little higher too, but between her being left off of Dav's list entirely and all the bashing my other retired players have gotten, I wasn't sure what kind of reactions to expect :)
I'll withhold my comments on her placement and will give you the benefit of the doubt until I see who you post above her. You also found some great pics of her that I had not seen before. By the way, I always found her overbite somewhat distracting, but not nearly as bad as the Dementieva link that you posted. :lol:

toby345
Jan 17th, 2010, 01:58 PM
This thread will take until 2012 and when the countdown is finished the world will end...

AnomyBC
Jan 18th, 2010, 06:38 AM
Add me to the "should be higher" list :inlove:

Well considering how many of you have said that, I'll definitely put her in the Top 20 next time :)

AnomyBC
Jan 18th, 2010, 06:39 AM
This thread will take until 2012 and when the countdown is finished the world will end...

I just hope I make it in time :)

capt321
Feb 1st, 2010, 12:46 AM
Your next 22 will be kind of predictable. Ivanovic,Kournikova,Kirilenko,Sharapova,Cirstea,Ci bulkova,Goerges,Harkelroad, Dulko,Mirza,Hantuchova,Golovin,Dokic,Chakvetadze,J ohansson,Wozniacki,Olivia Sanchez,Jennifer Hopkins,Alina Jidkova,Timea Bacsinszky, and Marta Domachowska in some order. Could you comfirm this?

PlayByPlay
Feb 1st, 2010, 01:47 AM
Serena has to be in there (remember the body suit she wore) and Sharapova too she is hot.

sorceress
Feb 1st, 2010, 02:06 AM
I think Maria Kirenko needs to win the current poll, I don't really see the big deal with Sharapova but meh.

capt321
Feb 1st, 2010, 10:44 AM
Serena wont be in the poll. Refer back to page 1. 3 blacks were already chosen. Venus,Angela Haynes and Mashona Washington

AnomyBC
Feb 2nd, 2010, 02:14 AM
Your next 22 will be kind of predictable. Ivanovic,Kournikova,Kirilenko,Sharapova,Cirstea,Ci bulkova,Goerges,Harkelroad, Dulko,Mirza,Hantuchova,Golovin,Dokic,Chakvetadze,J ohansson,Wozniacki,Olivia Sanchez,Jennifer Hopkins,Alina Jidkova,Timea Bacsinszky, and Marta Domachowska in some order. Could you comfirm this?

No Hopkins and Bacsinszky :)

Pops Maellard
Feb 2nd, 2010, 02:16 AM
I was really surprised when I saw Dushevina here. Personally she reminds me of Jocelyn Wildenstein. :tape:

AnomyBC
Feb 2nd, 2010, 02:16 AM
Serena wont be in the poll. Refer back to page 1. 3 blacks were already chosen. Venus,Angela Haynes and Mashona Washington

Yup, no Serena. I was too traumatized by those pictures of her in the thong :eek:

And yes, my 3 black girls are Angela, Mashona and Venus :)

AnomyBC
Feb 2nd, 2010, 02:28 AM
I was really surprised when I saw Dushevina here. Personally she reminds me of Jocelyn Wildenstein. :tape:

Actually, Dav and Juan both put Dushevina higher than me. I had her at #64, Dav had her at #58 and Juan had her at #60. She's actually remarkably consistent across all lists :lol:

I have no idea who Jocelyn Wildenstein is, by the way :confused:

Pops Maellard
Feb 2nd, 2010, 02:32 AM
Actually, Dav and Juan both put Dushevina higher than me. I had her at #64, Dav had her at #58 and Juan had her at #60. She's actually remarkably consistent across all lists :lol:

I have no idea who Jocelyn Wildenstein is, by the way :confused:
Oh K. Well Google Image search her - if you dare...:scared:

AnomyBC
Feb 2nd, 2010, 02:46 AM
This has to be a EURO countdown :unsure:

Well about 60 of the 75 girls are from Europe or Russia, but that pretty much fits with the proportions of the tour in general I think. I also have 6 Americans, 3 Australians (although 2 are originally from Europe), 1 Canadian, 1 Chinese girl, 1 Indian, 1 Argentinian, 1 South African, 1 Indonesian and 2 girls from Kazakhstan (although one of them is Lepchenko who I'm also counting as being American and the other is Shvedova, who's really Russian.)

Six Feet Under
Feb 2nd, 2010, 04:41 AM
No bascinsky, :sobbing:

Inger67
Feb 2nd, 2010, 07:42 AM
Seriously, I am sick of seeing this thread in the GM. It is literally NEVER going to end. I mean it is put together nicely and everything but honestly dude why is it taking so fricking long?!

Juanes
Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:04 AM
Seriously, I am sick of seeing this thread in the GM. It is literally NEVER going to end. I mean it is put together nicely and everything but honestly dude why is it taking so fricking long?!


yeah, unbelievably long... :lol: it takes years.... :lol: i would love see those winners, but i think i even will go to pension earlier.... :tape:

Raiden
Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:20 AM
How can there be any debate???
Miss Kournikova is by far the hottest ever... hands down!

I notice that quite a few here chose Sharapova but they obviously must be teenagers who never heard of Anna K. Otherwise they would have known that Sharapova's "sexy" image was established only thanks to Kournikova. Basically people desperately wanted a sexy Russian on the circuit to compensate the loss of Kournikova and Sharapova just happened to be "better than the rest of the pack".

If people see the two russians together in (there are photos of them posing together) it becomes easy to notice how ordinary (almost flat) "plain jane" Maria actually is compared with the uber hottie Anna

Pops Maellard
Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:29 AM
How can there be any debate???
Miss Kournikova is by far the hottest ever... hands down!

I notice that quite a few here chose Sharapova but they obviously must be teenagers who never heard of Anna K. Otherwise they would have known that Sharapova's "sexy" image was established only thanks to Kournikova. Basically people desperately wanted a sexy Russian on the circuit to compensate the loss of Kournikova and Sharapova just happened to be "better than the rest of the pack".

If people see the two russians together in (there are photos of them posing together) it becomes easy to notice how ordinary (almost flat) "plain jane" Maria actually is compared with the uber hottie Anna
Mmm, Anna K. hottest blonde, Ivanovic hottest brunette. :)

Raiden
Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:39 AM
I concur. Ivanovic is :worship:

She is arguably the hottest brunette since Gabriela Sabatini (and the hottest overall of the currently playing)

capt321
Feb 2nd, 2010, 04:18 PM
O.K. I missed 3 of the remaining 22 lets try Zvonareva,Vesnina and Wickmayer

ivanban
Feb 2nd, 2010, 07:36 PM
Maybe mods should introduce possibility that if someone puts on ignore certain user, not only his/her posts are not visible but threads too :scratch:

cehowardrx7
Feb 2nd, 2010, 07:44 PM
Ya are SICK!! If you don't mean tennis-playing-talent in "hottest", then you really are one sick piece of crap. What has HOTTEST got to do with playing tennis, and furthermore, what is hot to you, doesn't have to be hot to somebody else.

Sorry your FAVORITE, didn't win...;)

Now, who is the top 75 BEST female tennis players of the last 10 years? Then you got something, and everybody knows, YOUR FAVORITE is not at the top of the list..

Loser!!:lol:

delicatecutter
Feb 2nd, 2010, 07:54 PM
Sorry but Schett is way too low.

Stevecw
Feb 2nd, 2010, 08:00 PM
Mmm, Anna K. hottest blonde, Ivanovic hottest brunette. :)

Agree that Ana is hottest brunette, but i reckon Kirilenko is hottest blonde. Anna K would be 2nd hottest blonde for me :)

Pops Maellard
Feb 2nd, 2010, 09:30 PM
Agree that Ana is hottest brunette, but i reckon Kirilenko is hottest blonde. Anna K would be 2nd hottest blonde for me :)
Don't shoot me or anything but I don't quite get Kiri's appeal. :p I mean like, she's rather plain-looking to me.

Stevecw
Feb 2nd, 2010, 09:40 PM
Don't shoot me or anything but I don't quite get Kiri's appeal. :p I mean like, she's rather plain-looking to me.

Haha no need for shootings here!! :lol: Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. To me she is the best looking player on tour right now, i'd put her ahead of Ana.
But 2 mates of mine & even my sister too actually says the same as you, thats she is plain :confused:

If I was to do a top 3 of last few years it wud be:
Kirilenko
Ivanovic
Kournikova

Pops Maellard
Feb 2nd, 2010, 09:42 PM
Haha no need for shootings here!! :lol: Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. To me she is the best looking player on tour right now, i'd put her ahead of Ana.
But 2 mates of mine & even my sister too actually says the same as you, thats she is plain :confused:

If I was to do a top 3 of last few years it wud be:
Kirilenko
Ivanovic
Kournikova
Yes I'd also put Ivanovic ahead of Kournikova. :D

AnomyBC
Feb 3rd, 2010, 03:22 AM
No bascinsky, :sobbing:

Well I do have her featured on the first page kind of :)

AnomyBC
Feb 3rd, 2010, 03:23 AM
O.K. I missed 3 of the remaining 22 lets try Zvonareva,Vesnina and Wickmayer

No Wickmayer :)

AnomyBC
Feb 3rd, 2010, 03:25 AM
Don't shoot me or anything but I don't quite get Kiri's appeal. :p I mean like, she's rather plain-looking to me.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!? !?!?

AnomyBC
Feb 3rd, 2010, 03:26 AM
Seriously, I am sick of seeing this thread in the GM. It is literally NEVER going to end. I mean it is put together nicely and everything but honestly dude why is it taking so fricking long?!

Sorry, I've been busy with a lot of other stuff. I'll definitely post another girl this weekend though :)

Pops Maellard
Feb 3rd, 2010, 04:03 AM
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!? !?!?
:shrug:

I really wish there was a men's version of this. That would be the one I'm interested in. :p But all the posters on MTF are mostly men and a thread like this would get not too much attention.

Maybe I should make one. :p

sorceress
Feb 3rd, 2010, 04:11 AM
:lol::lol:
Dude it is full of men but a whole damn lot of them are gay!
It's not applicable, obviously though because this is the WTA forum!

Nikkiri
Feb 3rd, 2010, 04:14 AM
Always complaining in this thread :lol:

Volcana
Feb 3rd, 2010, 06:02 AM
There's nothing in the WTA hotter than Serena right now.

She's first, second, third and fourth is fading .... fast.

Pops Maellard
Feb 3rd, 2010, 06:03 AM
There's nothing in the WTA hotter than Serena right now.

She's first, second, third and fourth is fading .... fast.
Serena definitely should've been on this list somewhere.

sorceress
Feb 3rd, 2010, 06:27 AM
Well I owe it to myself to look at this whole thread, so I've looked at about 10 or so and I'm not very impressed....with the exception of Martina (who should be higher).
Definitely not the same taste, but I mean it's who you find attractive...I suppose.
But Tatjana Malek is definitely a surprise, YUM she needs to be FAR HIGHER.

But I'll continue.

Right that's like an hour of my life I won't get back, mate you've got pretty strange taste in women.
I think perhaps you're too busy looking at their *ss and tits to look at their face...
Serena could have got a spot on that list easily compared to some of them.

PS Those Daniela haters can hate all they want, that just means less competition!:kiss:

AnomyBC
Feb 8th, 2010, 05:28 AM
OK, time for the next girl. Sorry for the even longer than usual delay! To make it up to you guys, I'm going to feature an extended commentary about nipples this time!

#22. Julia Goerges

Country: Germany
Highest Ranking: #67

http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Goerges20.jpg

Best Assets: Cute face, beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, nice boobs, nice legs
Negatives: Big ears, unibrow issues, hair looked better when it was longer

So Julia here is part of an impressive crop of young, good-looking, up-and-coming German players that also includes Lisicki, Petkovic, Malek and Kerber, but Julia is definitely my fav of the bunch. I actually originally intended to put her in the lower part of the Top 20, but I eventually decided I had to give a minor downgrade due to her big ear and unibrow issues. I was also annoyed that she cut her hair, because I really loved her hair when it was really long. I usually prefer long hair on girls in general because I think it makes them look wild and primal and passionate and unrestrained, which makes me imagine that they would be wild and primal and passionate and unrestrained in bed. Short hair, on the other hand, can sometimes make a girl look more sophisticated, but more often it just makes them look more boring, and I think that's definitely true in Julia's case. That being said, I still think she's a cutie. Her smile and her eyes are really beautiful. I love her legs too, and lately I'm becoming much more appreciative of her boobs. Not only are the boobs themselves a nice size, but it appears from one of the pictures above that she has some pretty impressive nipples as well (Seriously, take a look at those things---they're friggin amazing! I've always been kind of fascinated by that kind of nipple, where the whole areola part sticks out like that. Isn't that weird? I'm always amazed whenever I see that. It's kind of freaky, but yet it's super hot too!) Anyway, as an added bonus, she seems to be doing a better job of grooming her eyebrows lately, so that's a definite plus. You know, I'm just thinking right now that if someone ever read this without seeing the pictures the image they would have in their head of this girl right now would probably be pretty hilarious. Hehe. But yeah, the bottom line is she's a very cute girl, and probably much more normal-looking than my description above might suggest!

PS - I should mention that she just last week hit her career high ranking of #67! Nice job Julia!

By the way, I now have pictures of several of the girls from my Top 50 Worst Players thread and I hope to get around to actually posting them there sometime soon, so stay tuned for that!

AnomyBC
Feb 8th, 2010, 05:35 AM
Well I owe it to myself to look at this whole thread, so I've looked at about 10 or so and I'm not very impressed....with the exception of Martina (who should be higher).
Definitely not the same taste, but I mean it's who you find attractive...I suppose.
But Tatjana Malek is definitely a surprise, YUM she needs to be FAR HIGHER.

But I'll continue.

Right that's like an hour of my life I won't get back, mate you've got pretty strange taste in women.
I think perhaps you're too busy looking at their *ss and tits to look at their face...
Serena could have got a spot on that list easily compared to some of them.

PS Those Daniela haters can hate all they want, that just means less competition!:kiss:

Well there are fewer strange choices the higher up you get in the rankings, and I definitely think I have fewer strange choices overall than Juan and Dav.... and Juan especially, cuz he definitely had some weird ones :lol:

AnomyBC
Feb 8th, 2010, 05:37 AM
There's nothing in the WTA hotter than Serena right now.

She's first, second, third and fourth is fading .... fast.

Nothing hotter than her in what sense? She's the best player, but she's certainly nowhere's near being one of the most attractive :shrug:

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Feb 8th, 2010, 05:43 AM
:lol:

kris719
Feb 8th, 2010, 06:18 AM
julia isn't bad, actually never really seen her before until those pictures.

love your commentary (especially about boobs and nipples) :lol:

Koon
Feb 8th, 2010, 06:23 AM
I don't know a lot about this girl . :scared: But I will never forget her match against Srebotnik :lol:

I love her eyes, simply stunning. I guess it's her biggest weapon :hearts:^

Golovinjured.
Feb 8th, 2010, 10:05 AM
I love Goerges :hearts: I like her eyebrows, and her ears make her look like an elf. :apumpkin: Definately worthy.

Oh yeah, your Nipples 101 was certainly breathtaking. :scared:

ivanban
Feb 8th, 2010, 10:42 AM
Julia :hearts: finally a good choice :drool:

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/ivanban/WTA/JULIAGOERGESGER258.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/ivanban/WTA/JULIAGOERGESGER258-2.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/ivanban/WTA/JULIAGOERGESGER258-4.jpg

burn
Feb 8th, 2010, 10:52 AM
What about Stefanie Vögele, sexy queen #1!!!
And that pic of Timi is one of the worst ever, just visit www.timea-b.com for some reeeeally beautiful ones!!!

Corswandt
Feb 8th, 2010, 12:09 PM
Oh yeah, your Nipples 101 was certainly breathtaking. :scared:

That was amaze. Makes me feel like I should actually read all the posts and not just download some of the photos.

I saw some potential is Görges' game the first time I saw her play BTW; at the time, it seemed as if she (and to a lesser extent Timea B.) was the only Generation Suck players who wasn't a pusher (this was before Lisicki and Wickmayer broke through). But she has become a case of arrested development; I see no improvements in her game at all over the past couple of years or so.

And that pic of Timi is one of the worst ever, just visit www.timea-b.com for some reeeeally beautiful ones!!!

Timea B. would qualify as interesting even if she wasn't such a character, I agree. Very cute.

madmax
Feb 8th, 2010, 12:20 PM
this Julia chick deserves TOP 20, no less I feel:drool:

Andiyan
Feb 8th, 2010, 02:16 PM
Still underrated.

capt321
Feb 8th, 2010, 03:33 PM
I know this poll is by personal individual taste and everyone has there favorite. What is the criteria,sexy or attractive? Julia Goerges C'mon,with the remaining ladies left Ms. Goerges could have been in your top 7.You have some beautiful players left on your list but compare Georges with Mirza,Dulko ,Vesnina,Wozniacki,Golovin and Domachowska she could have been above them.Your most notable omission because of top 100 failure will undoubtedly be Mandy Minella

Stevecw
Feb 8th, 2010, 07:04 PM
Julia Gorgeous deseves higher than 22. She is easily top 10, prob about 6 or 7 in my opinion :hearts:

AnomyBC
Feb 10th, 2010, 06:14 AM
Wow, you guys really like Julia a lot :) I guess I should have gone with my first instinct and put her in the Top 20. I'll have to correct that next time :)

Six Feet Under
Feb 10th, 2010, 06:17 AM
:drool:ing for Vera.

AnomyBC
Feb 10th, 2010, 06:37 AM
What about Stefanie Vögele, sexy queen #1!!!
And that pic of Timi is one of the worst ever, just visit www.timea-b.com for some reeeeally beautiful ones!!!

Voegele wasn't eligible when I picked the girls because she hadn't reached the Top 100 yet. She's eligible now though, so I may include her next time :)

AnomyBC
Feb 10th, 2010, 06:42 AM
I know this poll is by personal individual taste and everyone has there favorite. What is the criteria,sexy or attractive?

I consider both sexiness and attractiveness. I also consider hotness, prettiness, cuteness and doableness :)

Oizo
Feb 10th, 2010, 12:11 PM
Julia :inlove: :hearts:

Aravanecaravan
Feb 10th, 2010, 12:30 PM
I also consider hotness, prettiness, cuteness and doableness :)


Oh, then it's Aravane for me. :hearts::inlove:

AnomyBC
Feb 22nd, 2010, 04:49 AM
OK, time for the next girl! As always, I apologize for the long delay!

#21. Elena Vesnina

Country: Russia
Highest Ranking: #22

http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina20.jpg

Best Assets: Beautiful eyes, nice boobs, mischievous smile
Negatives: Kind of oddly shaped face with huge cheekbones and forehead, lack of sexy men's mag photoshoots

So Elena here is another member of the huge collection of 14 Russian girls I have featured in my Top 75. I don't think I've seen her play in person yet, and I don't think I've really heard her speak much either, but I've definitely been very aware of her and her hotness for many years now. I think she has a slightly funny-looking face, with her huge cheekbones and huge forehead and her kind of sunken-in looking eyes and her short upper lip, but somehow she seems to really make it work for her. I think the biggest thing that makes her hot is the fact that she's super-mischievous-looking. She always seems to have this mischievous smile on her face like she's thinking about something dirty, you know? And it's probably partly because of that, but she's one of the players (along with Tati, Domi, etc), that I've always imagined as being really crazy in bed. When I see that smile of hers I just can't help but think that she's maybe one of these girls that would do all sorts of crazy, dirty things that you wouldn't even necessarily be expecting, you know? Anyway, some other things I love about her are her beautiful green eyes and her nicely-sized boobs and what appears to be a pretty nice ass as well. The only really disappointing thing about her is her total failure to pose for any sexy men's magazine photoshoots (unless the last picture above is from some kind of men's mag maybe?) I mean, some of the girls are new on the scene like Caro and Sorana, so I can kind of forgive it for them, but Elena has been around for years, so what's the deal? And she really strikes me as someone, like Tati, who would really be into that sort of thing too. My hope is that she's planning on making up for lost time by doing something really big, like Playboy maybe, but probably not. Hopefully she'll at least give us an SI Swimsuit Issue or a Maxim or an FHM or something though. Come on Elena, it's time to finally put that beautiful body of yours to good use!

Rix643
Feb 22nd, 2010, 11:05 AM
I followed her for some years now, Seen her play several times and spoke to her on more than one occasion, but last time I met her she reminded me of those Russian Matryoshka dolls: she's quickly becoming the outer doll. Something typical for Slavic girls......

Setsuna.
Feb 22nd, 2010, 12:40 PM
Anna Chakvetadze.
you would better to put her in a nice rank :o Top 10 at least.:angel:
To me ,she the most beautiful player in WTA .Lisicki & Pavlyuchenkova should be much higher in my opinion .Alot of girls you ranked them before those two are really not that special !!:tape:
Lena D. in 35 !! I'm little suprised by that !

Golovinjured.
Feb 22nd, 2010, 01:43 PM
She looks like a character from Antz, but it workz. :drool:

delicatecutter
Feb 22nd, 2010, 04:18 PM
LenaV is attractive, but her complexion is :help:

ivanban
Feb 22nd, 2010, 05:41 PM
OMFG, we're already about to enter top20 :speakles:

DAVAJ MKirilenko
Feb 22nd, 2010, 06:07 PM
OMFG, we're already about to enter top20 :speakles:

I thought this was about the hottest 75 players of the last 10 years.
Now it's like the hottest 75 players and it last 10 years to post the whole list.

AnomyBC
Feb 23rd, 2010, 12:56 AM
Anna Chakvetadze.
you would better to put her in a nice rank :o Top 10 at least.:angel:
To me ,she the most beautiful player in WTA .Lisicki & Pavlyuchenkova should be much higher in my opinion .Alot of girls you ranked them before those two are really not that special !!:tape:
Lena D. in 35 !! I'm little suprised by that !

Chaky is definitely one of my all-time fav hotties and she will definitely be ranked high :inlove:

Lisicki I think is very over-rated in the looks department.

I love Pavly, but I thought people might object to me putting her higher.

And most people think Dementieva should be higher---and I think I will put her a little higher next time---but I've just never really been all that attracted to her.

AnomyBC
Feb 23rd, 2010, 12:58 AM
I followed her for some years now, Seen her play several times and spoke to her on more than one occasion, but last time I met her she reminded me of those Russian Matryoshka dolls: she's quickly becoming the outer doll. Something typical for Slavic girls......

I'm not entirely sure what that means, but it sounds funny :lol: Are you trying to say she's getting fat? If so, I certainly haven't noticed it.

AnomyBC
Feb 23rd, 2010, 01:01 AM
OMFG, we're already about to enter top20 :speakles:

Crazy, isn't it? Some people thought this day would never come, but I guess I'm going to finally prove them wrong :)

Henin=Legend
Feb 23rd, 2010, 01:03 AM
http://www.tanguystichelmans.be/web-tanguy/img-bank/public-gallery/Justine-Henin/919_jh-6-35.jpg


Justine #1 :worship:

ivanban
Feb 23rd, 2010, 01:52 AM
Justine #1 :worship:

Naaaahhh, that would be too obvious :sad:

Drake1980
Feb 23rd, 2010, 01:54 AM
:lol:


Justine! :hearts:

AnomyBC
Feb 23rd, 2010, 01:55 AM
Oh dear god. Please no Justine in my hot female tennis players thread :eek:

kris719
Feb 23rd, 2010, 02:10 AM
Oh dear god. Please no Justine in my hot female tennis players thread :eek:

i think you're being racist against belgians. no justine, no kim, no yanina. shame on you for being so racist :p

AnomyBC
Feb 23rd, 2010, 02:18 AM
i think you're being racist against belgians. no justine, no kim, no yanina. shame on you for being so racist :p

I have Sabine Appelmans at #24 :) Although most people apparently thought she should be lower than that. Also, I think I might have given Kristen Flipkens an honorable mention at some point. And I thought Yanina looked pretty decent in that bra ad she did, so maybe I'll include her next time :)

ivanban
Feb 23rd, 2010, 02:19 AM
I have Sabine Appelmans at #24 :) Although most people apparently thought she should be lower than that. Also, I think I might have given Kristen Flipkens an honorable mention at some point. And I thought Yanina looked pretty decent in that bra ad she did, so maybe I'll include her next time :)

Would that be in your next life :confused:

Caralenko
Feb 23rd, 2010, 03:06 AM
I have Sabine Appelmans at #24 :) Although most people apparently thought she should be lower than that. Also, I think I might have given Kristen Flipkens an honorable mention at some point. And I thought Yanina looked pretty decent in that bra ad she did, so maybe I'll include her next time :)

Of all the Belgians... really? :unsure:

Six Feet Under
Feb 23rd, 2010, 03:12 AM
Are you going to include the Kristina Antonuyichuk (or however you spell it)
Clearly the biggest babe in the past 10 years. (except for vera of course ;))

AnomyBC
Feb 23rd, 2010, 04:22 AM
Would that be in your next life :confused:

I currently project that the next edition will be posted somewhere between 2011 and 2021 :)

It's going to be a Top 100 next time and it's going to span at least 15 years of tennis. And this time I'm also going to include girls who have been in the Top 150 in the past 5 years but haven't reached the Top 100 yet. Some girls I hope to add to the next edition include....

Ula Radwanska
Victoria Azarenka
Yung-Jan Chan
Magdalena Rybarikova
Gabriella Sabatini
Arantxa Rus
Anastasia Pivovarova
Corinna Dentoni
Vitalia Diatchenko
Kristina Antoniychuk
Nikola Hofmanova
Ksenia Lykina
Etc.

The last 3 girls aren't actually eligible yet, but I'm hoping they will be soon :)

AnomyBC
Feb 23rd, 2010, 04:25 AM
Are you going to include the Kristina Antonuyichuk (or however you spell it)
Clearly the biggest babe in the past 10 years. (except for vera of course ;))

She'll almost definitely be included next time. Even if she doesn't make the Top 150, I might just expand it to the Top 200 to include her :) But I'm sure by then she will be in the Top 150 anyway.

AnomyBC
Feb 23rd, 2010, 04:31 AM
Of all the Belgians... really? :unsure:

Of all the Belgians? Well who else is there? There's Yanina, but I don't think I had ever even heard of her yet when I started this thread :lol: And at best Yanina is only slightly more attractive than Flipkens. They're both decent looking, but nothing too amazing.

kris719
Feb 23rd, 2010, 05:22 AM
lol just joshing with you anomy. keep up the good work.... but maybe speed it up a little :lol:

Henin=Legend
Feb 23rd, 2010, 07:56 AM
Oh dear god. Please no Justine in my hot female tennis players thread :eek:

aaw why not?! She's such a cutie...

http://www.womenstennisblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/1453798465_e71067927b.jpg

Stevecw
Feb 23rd, 2010, 09:44 PM
Would have had Elena V higher, love her mischivious look :) Would have her around 10th in my list :)

Andiyan
Feb 24th, 2010, 12:26 AM
LenaV doesn't do much for me. Great body but the face ruins it. It's just odd.

Caralenko
Feb 24th, 2010, 09:20 AM
aaw why not?! She's such a cutie...


While... I agree she isn't a monstrosity and she can look quite pretty at times... there isn't any way I would classify her as a man's idealistic figure of a woman, and AnomyBC seems all too eager to fit the stereotype :p

Golovinjured.
Feb 24th, 2010, 09:49 AM
I love Henin's hands, especially when she raises one of them.




http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

The 2nd Law
Feb 24th, 2010, 10:01 AM
While... I agree she isn't a monstrosity and she can look quite pretty at times... there isn't any way I would classify her as a man's idealistic figure of a woman, and AnomyBC seems all too eager to fit the stereotype :p

:lol::worship: Perfect way to put it!

The 2nd Law
Feb 24th, 2010, 10:02 AM
I love Henin's hands, especially when she raises one of them.




http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

:lol::lol::lol:

Raiden
Feb 24th, 2010, 10:28 AM
I currently project that the next edition will be posted somewhere between 2011 and 2021 :)

It's going to be a Top 100 next time and it's going to span at least 15 years of tennis. And this time I'm also going to include girls who have been in the Top 150 in the past 5 years but haven't reached the Top 100 yet. Some girls I hope to add to the next edition include....

Ula Radwanska
Victoria Azarenka
Yung-Jan Chan
Magdalena Rybarikova
Gabriella Sabatini
Arantxa Rus
Anastasia Pivovarova
Corinna Dentoni
Vitalia Diatchenko
Kristina Antoniychuk
Nikola Hofmanova
Ksenia Lykina
Etc.Excusez moi? Sabatini?

THE Sabatini? Or did the Argie hottie cloned herself?(the real one retired more than 10 years ago so she isn't applicable in this thread... unless perhaps you have changed your mind and are maybe talking about the hottest of all time

Melange
Feb 24th, 2010, 09:51 PM
Anna Chakvetadze.
you would better to put her in a nice rank :o Top 10 at least.:angel:
To me ,she the most beautiful player in WTA .Lisicki & Pavlyuchenkova should be much higher in my opinion .Alot of girls you ranked them before those two are really not that special !!:tape:
Lena D. in 35 !! I'm little suprised by that !


Yeah I agree with this. Low rankings for Lena D. and Vaidisova are criminal. You try to give reasons for why they are low, then put some very ordinary lookers above them. I think you really dont like Vaidisova's look and you are trying to make an example of her. Pavlyuchenkova would be hot if she got a bit lighter.

Melange
Feb 24th, 2010, 09:58 PM
While... I agree she isn't a monstrosity and she can look quite pretty at times... there isn't any way I would classify her as a man's idealistic figure of a woman, and AnomyBC seems all too eager to fit the stereotype :p

She started to look okay when she wasnt playing. She needs to have a bit more weight to look womanly. People tend to rate her by how they see her on court.

Stevecw
Feb 24th, 2010, 10:16 PM
Yeah I agree with this. Low rankings for Lena D. and Vaidisova are criminal. You try to give reasons for why they are low, then put some very ordinary lookers above them. I think you really dont like Vaidisova's look and you are trying to make an example of her. Pavlyuchenkova would be hot if she got a bit lighter.

See it is all about one guys opinion after all and of course we all have different tastes.
I'd actually agree with him in having Lena D & Vaidisova low down the rankings. I don't see any attraction with those 2. I know guys who love Lena D and think she is hottest player...but I just can't see it!!

Pavlyuchenkova yes has potential to be hotter & higher in ranks if she loses a bit of weight. She has very cute face.

Interesting list, and its throwing up debates & arguments on every post!! :) Good stuff, just wish it went a bit faster!!

AnomyBC
Feb 27th, 2010, 12:28 AM
Excusez moi? Sabatini?

THE Sabatini? Or did the Argie hottie cloned herself?(the real one retired more than 10 years ago so she isn't applicable in this thread... unless perhaps you have changed your mind and are maybe talking about the hottest of all time

I'm talking about my NEXT hot female tennis players thread. As I said, it will cover the last 15 years, so Sabatini will now be eligible... or at least she will be assuming that I start the next thread sometime in the next 3 years :)

EDIT: Actually, she apparently played her last match on October 19th, 1996 (or so says Wikipedia), so if you go by that, that only gives me until October 19th, 2011 to start the next thread if I want to include her. I guess I better hurry this up :)

AnomyBC
Feb 27th, 2010, 12:34 AM
Yeah I agree with this. Low rankings for Lena D. and Vaidisova are criminal. You try to give reasons for why they are low, then put some very ordinary lookers above them. I think you really dont like Vaidisova's look and you are trying to make an example of her. Pavlyuchenkova would be hot if she got a bit lighter.

I think I'm going to give in to the pressure on Dementieva a little and put her slightly higher next time, but Vaidisova will almost certainly be even lower. Not only am I even less attracted her now than I was when I started this thread, but I'm also going to be adding at least 25 new girls to the list and at least 10 of them will be ranked above her.

Golovinjured.
Feb 27th, 2010, 12:35 AM
NEW GIRL! NEW GIRL! :angel:

majcpw
Mar 8th, 2010, 12:56 AM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... :confused:

ivanban
Mar 8th, 2010, 08:37 AM
NEW GIRL! NEW GIRL! :angel:

:rolleyes:

Don't be hasty!

nevetssllim
Mar 8th, 2010, 09:32 AM
I think I'm going to give in to the pressure on Dementieva a little and put her slightly higher next time, but Vaidisova will almost certainly be even lower. Not only am I even less attracted her now than I was when I started this thread, but I'm also going to be adding at least 25 new girls to the list and at least 10 of them will be ranked above her.

It's a good job you're including retired players because I'm sure Vaidisova and Dementieva will have both retired by the time you get to them! :tape:

Melange
Mar 8th, 2010, 01:51 PM
"Negatives: Sometimes when she smiles her face gets all screwed-up looking" I just cant see any flaws with Schett, fantastic package.

AnomyBC
Mar 9th, 2010, 04:45 AM
OK! OK! OK! I give in! Here's another girl!

#20. Mathilde Johansson

Country: France
Highest Ranking: #59

http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Johansson20.jpg

Assets: Beautiful eyes, nice smile, cute expressive face, looks great in modeling pics
Negatives: Dried prune face, ears stick out, short upper lip, giant cheekbones, smallish boobs, funny birthmark on thigh

So when I started this thread Mathilde here was a Top 60 player. Now she's outside of the Top 200. I think that means she's either had a really bad year or I've been taking an exceptionally long to finish these rankings or possibly both. In any case, the good news is she's a beautiful girl---albeit, kind of a strange looking one. She's the type of beautiful girl who can look like a supermodel, but who can also look like, well, a prune basically. You see, the thing about her face is that it looks like it's in a constant state of being sucked in. Like you know how people look when they suck their cheeks in? Well Mathilde looks like that all the time basically. And there are some other issues going on with her face too, like her short upper lip and her giant cheekbones and her long, skinny head and her ears that stick out, but somehow she makes it all work for her and the end result is a face that's actually strangely very pretty. As far as her body, I think it's acceptable, but in an ideal world I'd prefer for her breasts to be a little bigger and her ass a little firmer (although it does look pretty nice in that one pic above!) I'm also not sure about that weird birthmark she's got on her thigh---I think I'd prefer her without it. In any case, I think she's a girl who's definitely worthy of further study, so I really hope she gets her act together and gets herself back in the Top 100 so we can all hopefully see some more of her.

Oizo
Mar 9th, 2010, 08:27 AM
Mathilde :hearts:

majcpw
Mar 9th, 2010, 10:51 AM
Not a bad choice, although I was hoping for some new pics that I had not seen, or at least some with higher definition such as the one below.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7660/mode2009opentennis86.jpg

Also, I like a good a$$ but I haven't seen much of hers other than the two glimpses that you have, and this one below.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3436/3393148263_d950af9513_b.jpg

Lastly, no comments about her freakishly long neck (top and below), which could be a positive or negative, depending on your perspective.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/2569831953_cd6050eddb_o.jpg

Golovinjured.
Mar 9th, 2010, 02:52 PM
I can definately see the appeal, but I've never found her hot for some reason. Very good looking, though.

Zébulon
Mar 10th, 2010, 10:14 AM
some pics are beautiful and classy, others are really gross. :(

Golovinjured.
Mar 10th, 2010, 01:46 PM
This is one of the girls I'd definately have Barbara Schett above. :)

KamilZ
Mar 21st, 2010, 02:23 PM
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AnomyBC
Mar 22nd, 2010, 07:37 AM
OK, so now that Indian Wells is over it's time for another event of equally great moderate importance: The posting of the next girl on my Hottest Female Tennis Players list! (Sorry for the delay as usual! This actually would have been posted last weekend but my computer crashed!)

#19. Alina Jidkova

Country: Russia
Highest Ranking: #51

http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Jidkova20.jpg

Best Assets: Beautiful eyes and mouth, nice legs, nice figure, kind of elegant and sophisticated looking
Negatives: Freaky long neck

So Alina here is probably one of the most obscure of the great many Russians I have featured in my Top 75, but she's definitely one of my favorites (although, actually, I still have 5 more Russians to come, so I guess she's only my 6th favorite!) In any case, I'm totally in love with this girl. I think she's a goddess. I actually considered putting her higher than this, but I was a little concerned about putting too many lesser known girl higher up in the rankings, since the lesser known girls seem to get more negative responses. (If you think I made a mistake and she should be higher, please tell me, cuz I'll totally do it next time!) Anyway, I've never seen this girl play---not even on TV I don't think---but somehow, somewhere along the line, I got really into her. I guess it all started from seeing pictures of her and thinking she was really, really hot. And she's a special kind of hot too I think. On the one hand, I find her to be really elegant and sophisticated looking, but at the same time she seems very accessible and maybe even a little bit dorky. (She also looks vaguely like the girl I lost my virginity too, which always helps... is that TMI??) Anyway, another thing I like about her is that she seems to spend a lot of time on the internet, which I've always found incredibly sexy in a woman. (Anyone curious about her should check out her twitter (http://twitter.com/AlinaJidkova) and her blog (http://jidkovaalina.blogspot.com/), both of which she updates frequently.) And on top of everything else, she was also a Tennis Angel---in fact, I've always considered her to be their leader, although that designation is based only on the fact that she's the hottest member and hence may only exist in my own mind. (You can see her with some of her fellow Angels in 2 of the pics above. See the Henrieta Nagyova entry for more Angels info!) Oh, and another thing I love about her is that she refuses to retire. Most people probably think she retired years ago, but she still plays challengers and still plays the qualifying rounds at the slams. I'm actually planning on going to the US Open Qualifiers this year (it's free!) and part of the reason for that is that I'm hoping Alina will be there and I'll finally get to see her actually play tennis for the first time ever! Anyway, to summarize, Alina is an elegant, sophisticating beauty, who may or may not be the leader of a team of crime-fighting tennis hotties, who very possibly is an internet junkie, who loves tennis way too much to ever retire, who's probably some kind of goddess and who's just a generally awesome all-around person, and yes, I've figured all that out just based on looking at pictures of her and reading a few tweets and blog postings, but what can I say? I fall in love pretty easy! <3

Freakan
Mar 22nd, 2010, 08:03 AM
:lol:

Golovinjured.
Mar 22nd, 2010, 09:15 AM
:bowdown:

nevetssllim
Mar 22nd, 2010, 09:47 AM
OK, so now that Indian Wells is over it's time for another event of equally great moderate importance: The posting oMost people probably think she retired years ago, but she still plays challengers and still plays the qualifying rounds at the slams. I'm actually planning on going to the US Open Qualifiers this year (it's free!) and part of the reason for that is that I'm hoping Alina will be there and I'll finally get to see her actually play tennis for the first time ever!


Good luck with that - she's ranked No.356 in the world :p

buji
Mar 22nd, 2010, 09:50 AM
Sania at 20.Plsss update this guys.She had a real disaster 2010 and will get back soon.

AnomyBC
Mar 22nd, 2010, 11:47 PM
Good luck with that - she's ranked No.356 in the world :p

Yeah, I guess she might not be playing the Slam qualies anymore. She was at all 4 slams in 2008, but it looks like she hasn't been at any of the 5 slams since then. Oh well, hopefully somebody at the US Open will read this and it will inspire them to give her a wild card or something :)

AnomyBC
Mar 22nd, 2010, 11:55 PM
some pics are beautiful and classy, others are really gross. :(

I try to have some variety with the types of pictures I choose so as to appeal to the largest number of possible demographic groups :)

Stevecw
Mar 22nd, 2010, 11:56 PM
No, can't see the appeal here at all!! Have to admit ive never seen her before, she's ok..but never top 20 material. About 70s/80s is where she belongs.

AnomyBC
Mar 23rd, 2010, 12:02 AM
No, can't see the appeal here at all!! Have to admit ive never seen her before, she's ok..but never top 20 material. About 70s/80s is where she belongs.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?!

You're saying this about Alina? Seriously? Are you on drugs? She's a friggin uber-goddess!!! I would friggin marry this girl!!! :inlove:

fantic
Mar 23rd, 2010, 12:10 AM
I saw her play at Rancho Mirage recently...didn't know she was that beautiful :lol:

Stevecw
Mar 23rd, 2010, 12:17 AM
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?!

You're saying this about Alina? Seriously? Are you on drugs? She's a friggin uber-goddess!!! I would friggin marry this girl!!! :inlove:

Wow, that was a good reaction!!

To me she is ok, i'd put her around 72 or that. She is far from a goddess to me....just very average to be honest!! Pretty enough, but nothing great at all.
Sorry man, i guess that is what opinions are all about!!!

fantic
Mar 23rd, 2010, 01:18 AM
You said Dav's list had obscure juniors and you had the youngest birthdate as 1991 thats why min.age 18. Top 100 will be fine but their are 3 that wiil miss your poll.Mandy Minella(Lux) Martina Babakova(Svk) and please take a look at Stefania Chieppa (Itl) at rascals.co.uk modeling agency

Mandy Minella is GREAT :hearts: Saw her at Rancho Mirage and she kindly signed the book TWICE :lol: (she could've said 'I signed it already!' and thus embarrassed me :lol: didn't know much of pro players there and then)

fantic
Mar 23rd, 2010, 04:59 AM
OK, so I took a little vacation from this thread while I was finishing up my Top 50 Worst Female Tennis Players thread, but now I'm back, which means it's time for my TOP 25 HOTTEST GIRLS!!!

#25. Viktoriya Kutuzova

Country: Ukraine
Highest Ranking: #76



Glad that I've actually seen her play and recorded some pts at IW :lol:

capt321
Mar 25th, 2010, 04:43 PM
AnomyBC, whats your spin on Iva Majoli?

fantic
Mar 25th, 2010, 05:07 PM
and I don't get all that raves about Anna Kournikova :lol: not particularly attractive to me..:)

genius147
Apr 6th, 2010, 11:09 AM
HI
there is no kim clijsters , serena and marion bartoli in this list
its completely waste countdown

toby345
Apr 6th, 2010, 11:11 AM
HI
there is no kim clijsters , serena and marion bartoli in this list
its completely waste countdown

This is waste countdown because it takes until 2580 until it's finished.. :help:

Stevecw
Apr 6th, 2010, 06:46 PM
HI
there is no kim clijsters , serena and marion bartoli in this list
its completely waste countdown

No its the 75 Hottest players not the 75 best, so it makes sense none of them are there!

Vyacheslavovna
Apr 10th, 2010, 12:10 PM
Some day hence, when the Sun has devoured its reservoir of hydrogen and has long since withered to a white dwarf, when dark energy has so stretched out the fabric of the space time continuum, that the entire vista of the night sky has been rendered utterly barren, when all the energy in the observable universe has been consumed and only the thermal radiation from black holes moves in the darkness; some day hence, in this far distant future time, after countless eons beyond number ... AnomyBC will still be pretending he has some intention of finishing this.

:hug:

claypova
Apr 13th, 2010, 04:30 AM
Maria's not first? :O

AnomyBC
Apr 19th, 2010, 04:59 AM
Some day hence, when the Sun has devoured its reservoir of hydrogen and has long since withered to a white dwarf, when dark energy has so stretched out the fabric of the space time continuum, that the entire vista of the night sky has been rendered utterly barren, when all the energy in the observable universe has been consumed and only the thermal radiation from black holes moves in the darkness; some day hence, in this far distant future time, after countless eons beyond number ... AnomyBC will still be pretending he has some intention of finishing this.

:hug:

Wow, have a little faith in me guys :lol: Next girl coming in like 30 minutes. I swear! :)

AnomyBC
Apr 19th, 2010, 06:08 AM
OK, sorry as usual for the long delay---which I think was actually my longest ever (new record!) But at least I updated my other thread during that time, so that counts for something right? Anyway, here's the next girl!

#18. Marta Domachowska

Country: Poland
Highest Ranking: #37

http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Domachowska20.jpg

Best Assets: Big boobs, nice ass, nice legs, pretty awesome body in general
Negatives: Big nose, occasional complexion issues, rarely shows off her awesome body

So I don't know how well you guys remember her, because she seems to have kind of fallen off the face of the Earth as of late, but way back in like 2008 and 2009 this girl was considered to be an epic tennis hottie. And it was pretty well justified too, because she definitely had one of the best bodies in the WTA. The big problem that is that she almost never shows it off---either on or off the court. As I mentioned in my Bethanie Mattek entry, I saw Marta and Bethanie play at the US Open in 2008 and although I had gone to that match primarily to see Marta, I found myself staring at Bethanie for pretty much the whole match. This might seem somewhat strange at first, considering that Bethanie is a total butterface and Marta is an all-around hottie, but there was a simple explanation for it---Marta came out basically wearing a burka and Bethanie come basically topless except for some pasties on her tits. OK, that's a slight exaggeration, but seriously it was pretty close to that---especially in regard to Bethanie. So yeah, I basically spent the whole match staring at Bethanie's near-topless and I barely even noticed Marta was there. And then on top of that Marta lost the match too! (Perhaps she was distracted by Bethanie's beautiful bountiful bouncing boobage?) So I guess you could say that it really wasn't the Marta experience I was hoping for, but the problem, like I said, is that she has this amazing body but she doesn't show it off. I mean, if there was ever a tennis player who desperately needed to pose nude or do a bikini shoot it's Marta, but it's probably never going to happen now because the way her career is going at the moment by the time she gets around to pursuing that sort of thing no one is even going to remember who she was. She really should have posed for Playboy as soon as she broke into the Top 50, but now she probably blew it. This is why hot tennis players really need people like me managing their careers. Anyway, aside from the whole not showing off her body thing, my only issues with her revolve around some minor problems with her face. Mainly, she has a big nose and some occasional complexion issues, but other than that she has a pretty attractive face---although it's certainly not in the same league as her body. But yeah, I just hope she gets her act together and starts playing well enough to get back on people's radars again, because if she ends her career without doing at least one sexy photoshoot it will be a terrible tragedy.

AnomyBC
Apr 19th, 2010, 06:15 AM
AnomyBC, whats your spin on Iva Majoli?

My spin on Iva Majoli??? Wow, that's pretty random. The only thing I think about when I think of Iva Majoli is that I wish she had never been born so Martina Hingis could have completed that Grand Slam in 1997 :sad:

Melange
Apr 19th, 2010, 11:17 AM
Damn you Marta is top ten. That tennis match just shows how shallow and easily distracted you are.

ivanban
Apr 19th, 2010, 11:45 AM
At last someone who actually does look GOOD :speakles:

AnomyBC
Apr 20th, 2010, 02:27 AM
Damn you Marta is top ten. That tennis match just shows how shallow and easily distracted you are.

It has nothing to do with being shallow. You should have seen what Bethanie was wearing---anyone would have been distracted :eek:

(And seriously, I'm not even exaggerating, there were actually articles written about what she was wearing in the newspapers and everything!)

Slutati
Apr 20th, 2010, 04:50 PM
Nonsense. My Marta is number 1 and number 1 only. Don't give me none of this top 20 bullshit. Close this thread, mods.

Stevecw
Apr 20th, 2010, 06:42 PM
Wow can't believe Marta is only at 18 :help: She is definitely top 6 or 7 material. She is gorgeous :hearts:

Melange
Apr 20th, 2010, 08:01 PM
Im sure he has some nice manly faces lined up higher than Marta.

Stevecw
Apr 20th, 2010, 08:24 PM
Im sure he has some nice manly faces lined up higher than Marta.

:haha: Well I hope not. But I can only think of maybe 6 hotter players than Marta...gonna be fun to see who he includes ahead of her :confused:

ivanban
Apr 20th, 2010, 11:04 PM
:haha: Well I hope not. But I can only think of maybe 6 hotter players than Marta...gonna be fun to see who he includes ahead of her :confused:

Was Kanepi already on the list?! :confused:

Poova
Apr 20th, 2010, 11:16 PM
Domachowska is not that good. I would say she's far too high actually. She has a very boring look for me.

And I can think of quite a good number of players better looking than Marta, which also haven't been on AnomyBC's list yet. It's not that hard. :lol:

Langers
Apr 20th, 2010, 11:20 PM
Marta is one of the most overrated on tour.

NeoZod19
Apr 20th, 2010, 11:43 PM
I love them all but if i have to pick, off course anna kournikova then maria sharapova

AnomyBC
Apr 26th, 2010, 02:51 AM
Domachowska is not that good. I would say she's far too high actually. She has a very boring look for me.

And I can think of quite a good number of players better looking than Marta, which also haven't been on AnomyBC's list yet. It's not that hard. :lol:

Marta is one of the most overrated on tour.

Yeah, I tend to think she's slightly overrated as well. She's definitely a hottie, but no way is she Top 10. That said, if she did the Playboy shoot I might re-consider ;)

AnomyBC
Apr 26th, 2010, 02:53 AM
Was Kanepi already on the list?! :confused:

No Kanepi. I almost put her as an honorable mention, but there were a few pics of her that just scared me too much.

AnomyBC
Apr 26th, 2010, 06:09 AM
OK, here's the next girl... and in record time I might add!!

#17. Sania Mirza

Country: India
Highest Ranking: #27

http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mirza20.jpg

Best Assets: Beautiful face, beautiful eyes and mouth, amazing boobs
Negatives: Kind of flabby around the belly area, comes from religion that disapproves of sexiness

So Sania here is another player who seems to have disappeared off the face of the Earth recently, but she was a really big deal around 2005-2007, especially if you happened to be Indian, in which case she was the biggest thing ever. And she was of course an especially big deal if you happened to be a young Indian male tennis fan, in which case it's statistically probable that you've had at least one wet dream about her at some point in your life (But don't worry, it's not your fault! It was her sinful outfits!) Speaking of which, as a Muslim, she was also an object of great fascination throughout the Muslim world. (And between India and the Muslim world, this gave her an automatic audience of about 2.5 billion people!) At the height of her career she was actually so popular in the Muslim world that at one point all the world's top clerics were releasing daily edicts about her tennis attire, which I imagine must have been a great honor for her. I'm also told that at one point a picture of her bare feet created so much controversy in India that it almost started a new civil war. And then there was the time when she played doubles with Shahar Peer. This move was apparently considered to be one of the two biggest steps towards peace in the Middle East in the past 10 years---along with the time in 2009 when a group of Palestinian boys discovered a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue that featured Bar Rafaeli on the cover. Anyway, I'm getting a little off track here, but the point I'm trying to get at is that this woman---and her body---has probably elicited more fascination, controversy and worldwide public reaction than any other female athlete in history. And with good reason---it's an amazing body, with two incredible breasts, that's connected, with the help of a neck, to an exquisite, mildly exotic and classically beautiful face. That being said, there are at least two negatives about her that need to be mentioned. First, she's a little flabby around the belly area, but this could potentially be turned into a positive if she's able to incorporate that belly into some kind of sexy Indian belly dance. The other negative is that her religion requires her to be as unsexy as possible, but I understand that there's a loophole in this requirement---apparently she's allowed to be sexy around you as long as you marry her first. Unfortunately, though, it appears that another man may have discovered this loophole before I did. Tragically, I learned today that just a few weeks ago she apparently married this man---who's apparently a tall cricket exterminator with a unibrow. This is great news for him and his unibrow, but horrible news for the rest of us, and it's an especially great tragedy considering her age---the poor girl is apparently still only 23 years old! (I've always been of the opinion that the greatest tragedy in life is that of a beautiful woman getting married before age 25.) Anyway, as an interesting sidenote, this is now at least the 4th or 5th marriage or divorce that I've had since I started this Top 75, which gives you an idea of how long this whole thing has taken me...

Steven.
Apr 26th, 2010, 06:23 AM
you forgot the massive sock tan as a negative.

ivanban
Apr 26th, 2010, 08:35 AM
:scared: This is going too fast now, can we deal with it?!!!

Caralenko
Apr 26th, 2010, 08:46 AM
You really should learn to paragraph btw.

AnomyBC
Apr 27th, 2010, 02:33 AM
You really should learn to paragraph btw.

It actually never occurred to me that I would ever write enough in these things that I would need paragraphs, but sometimes these thoughts just start flowing out of my head and before I know it I've written like twice as much as I originally intended. I think I kind of like it though, because it forces you to read it the way I was thinking it---like one long continuous stream of thoughts :)

kris719
Apr 27th, 2010, 05:15 AM
First, she's a little flabby around the belly area, but this could potentially be turned into a positive if she's able to incorporate that belly into some kind of sexy Indian belly dance. The other negative is that her religion requires her to be as unsexy as possible, but I understand that there's a loophole in this requirement---apparently she's allowed to be sexy around you as long as you marry her first. Unfortunately, though, it appears that another man may have discovered this loophole before I did.

:lol: i love your commentary haha

but yeah, sock tan is a definite negative

AnomyBC
May 23rd, 2010, 10:47 AM
OK, sorry for the long delay as usual. Here's the next girl!

#16. Vera Zvonareva

Country: Russia
Highest Ranking: #5

http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zvonareva20.jpg

Best Assets: Amazingly beautiful eyes, beautiful smile, adorable round head
Negatives: May not be entirely emotionally stable

So Vera here is a player who I think often gets unfairly left out of a lot of hot tennis player discussions. Considering the fact she's been ranked as high #5 and has spent about half of the past 8 years in the Top 15, you'd think her looks would have gotten a lot of attention by now, but for some reason most people don't seem to have noticed her yet. And what makes things even stranger is that she's a very emotional player on court, so you'd think she'd be a hard person to not notice. Somehow people just seem to often forget she exists though. It's weird. In any case, she's definitely a beautiful girl. For one thing, she has probably the most beautiful eyes in the whole WTA---I'd even put her ahead of Dementieva in that category. And she also has one of the roundest heads in the WTA, and as I've mentioned in the past I've always been a sucker for girls with round heads. Hers is actually pretty much shaped like a soccer ball, and I find that to be incredibly adorable and endearing. I also think she has a beautiful smile and I love the way it stretches across her big, round face.

[I'm going to start a new paragraph here because last time someone complained about how I don't use paragraphs. Enjoy!]

Anyway, as far as negatives, I think the only possible significant negative is the whole emotionally unstable thing. In my mind I imagine a relationship with Vera as involving a lot of yelling and crying and stuff, and this tends to get incorporated in my fantasies about her. Like I frequently have this fantasy where I order a Russian bride on the internet and then a few weeks later I get a big box in the mail and I open it and it's Vera Zvonareva. I would be very happy about this except as soon as I open the box she starts yelling at me in Russian and chasing me around my house. (Sometimes she chases me around with a knife that she takes from my kitchen.) This goes on for about an hour and then she eventually runs into my room and lies down on my bed and starts crying. So I go in there and I try to comfort her by telling her how much I love her eyes and her round head but I don't speak any Russian and she apparently doesn't understand any English in this fantasy, so I just have to kind of act it out and so I make like a big circle with my hands to represent her round head and then two smaller circles to represent her eyes and then I motion towards my heart to suggest that I love these things, but I don't think she really understands what I'm trying to say because she just keeps crying. And then after a few hours of crying she starts yelling at me and chasing me around my house again. Anyway, it's kind of a weird fantasy, but for some reason it really turns me on.

[New paragraph!]

Anyway, this doesn't really have anything to do with anything, but I actually recently saw someone with like the exact same face as Vera in a pizzeria in NYC, but she was dressed like this skanky punk chick with her midriff showing and she was with this guy who looked like he was about 15 years old, so I'm pretty sure it wasn't her.

[New paragraph!]

But yeah, despite the whole emotional instability issue (which I guess I find weirdly endearing in a way), I think she's a pretty cool girl---in addition to being beautiful---and I'd really like to see her break through and reach a Grand Slam final one of these days. It probably won't happen at the French this week because I'm predicting the tournament will be dominated by Sharapova, Ivanovic, Cibulkova, Wozniacki, Rezai and Dulgheru (bet your money now folks!), but hopefully she'll do well later this year at the US Open where I hope to finally get a chance to see her (and her famous meltdowns!) live for the first time!

Vaidisova Ruled
May 23rd, 2010, 10:50 AM
Negatives: May not be entirely emotionally stable

:lol: