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Renalicious
Jul 23rd, 2009, 06:20 AM
You're right. It's his list. ;) I was just pointing out that Serena was in fact in many lists.

Ksenia.
Jul 23rd, 2009, 06:21 AM
I know, it's Azarenka. :lol:It's Kutuzova, no? :scratch:

Renalicious
Jul 23rd, 2009, 06:43 AM
Oh yeah, it's Kutuzova. Looks like Vika. :eek:

Lunaris
Jul 23rd, 2009, 10:01 AM
Negatives: looks like a monkey sometimesI wonder if I wrote this about Richard Williams would it be racist?

sharapovarulz1
Jul 23rd, 2009, 10:09 AM
Sharapova for me :) And I dont understand why Serena isnt mentioned she is hotter than some girls up there but she is just hot in general!

Renalicious
Jul 23rd, 2009, 11:27 AM
^ Yeah, I agree. :shrug: :lol: Ohwell.

LCS
Jul 23rd, 2009, 01:06 PM
This is easy, Domachowska and Wozniacki the best bodies and Hantuchova the prettiest face, head and hair. Vaidisova in real life also has an amazing body.

Domachowska is buttless :shrug: never understood the fuzz about her :confused:

ZODIAC
Jul 23rd, 2009, 02:45 PM
Well lookie this.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/pictures/2009/06/23/top-10-sexiest-women-tennis-players-of-all-time-115875-21465515/

Ivanovic #8 and Serena #5. :Dduh Ana is pretty but not sexy:rolleyes:plus her agent is faking endorsements:help::tape::lol:

Costanza
Jul 23rd, 2009, 02:52 PM
duh Ana is pretty but not sexy:rolleyes:plus her agent is faking endorsements:help::tape::lol:

Yor obsession with Ana becoming quite serious:tape:
Maybe it's a time for professional:help:

miffedmax
Jul 23rd, 2009, 02:58 PM
duh Ana is pretty but not sexy:rolleyes:plus her agent is faking endorsements:help::tape::lol:

Where did you hear that?

NoChokes
Jul 23rd, 2009, 05:30 PM
You're right. It's his list. ;) I was just pointing out that Serena was in fact in many lists.

Probably because they know a small but very vocal minority will kick off with their bitching and moaning, and probably use the race card if she's not included. ;) (like on this thread)

ZODIAC
Jul 23rd, 2009, 05:44 PM
Where did you hear that?cnbc that guy that always talks about endorsements in sports.Apparently her agent said she got a year endorsement from some airline when in reality she paid this airline to fly her to tournaments.:tape:

nelsondan
Jul 23rd, 2009, 10:39 PM
You are looking at women over a ten year period---judging them at their best, hopefully.

I do not think it would be dishonorable for you to take a close second look at some of the
pictures of Serena taken the week after Wimbledon, and even change your opinion. Probably, it
would not make any difference---but as someone who rates Sharapova so highly---I was definitely
impressed with just how spectacular Serena looked on some of the tv shows this month.

capt321
Jul 25th, 2009, 04:43 PM
I'm glad you mentioned Alexandra Panova because when I did someone wrote that" the cold war was over,who is this girl". She and Anastasia Pivovarova are for sure model material,just wish they had the game to go along with their looks.

Dav.
Jul 25th, 2009, 04:47 PM
Yeah, Panova is beautiful.

Keep the list coming. :) I like how yours has more suspense than mine! :lol:

AnomyBC
Jul 25th, 2009, 08:06 PM
I know, it's Azarenka. :lol:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=382874&highlight=sexy+wimbledon

^Serena at #7 for that one.

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=383164&highlight=sexy+wimbledon

^Serena at #5 for this one. ;)

The 2nd link here is the same list as the one in your first post and it's also based on a reader survey, which inevitably gives a boost to players who are well known over players who are lesser known (which is probably why Kournikova is the only non-slam winner who made Top 10.) I'd also argue that some of those choices are completely ridiculous (Bartoli!?!?! Barker??? Keothavong??? Capriati??? And even though I have Jankovic, Venus and Vaidisova on my list, I think they're pretty questionable for a Top 10 as well. And of course, as I've said in the past Graf has never done anything for me either.) Anyway, sucky lists, but I'll give you credit for finding 2 with Serena on them :)

AnomyBC
Jul 25th, 2009, 08:10 PM
Sharapova for me :) And I dont understand why Serena isnt mentioned she is hotter than some girls up there but she is just hot in general!

Just out of curiosity, which girls do you think she's hotter than? :)

kinseh
Jul 26th, 2009, 12:49 PM
Don't really know what to think of Sucha -- she does look good in some of your pictures (I especially like some of the on-court ones!), but I wouldn't have ranked her that high myself.

Still following your list with great interest! I really like it, so keep up the great work. :yeah: It'd be great if you'd speed up things a little, though -- at first you said you'd be finished by February, then by Roland Garros, and now we're and late July and only a little more than half the countdown is posted. I'm definitely going to stay tuned, though, as I really enjoy reading this thread. :D

sweetpeas
Jul 26th, 2009, 03:24 PM
Just out of curiosity, which girls do you think she's hotter than?
75!

AnomyBC
Jul 31st, 2009, 01:59 AM
OK, time for the next girl! Sorry for the long delay again, but this one was a particularly tough decision for me. I changed the girl who was at this spot on the list about 10 times and there were about 5 different girls I was seriously considering. As I've gotten to the higher numbers on the list I've also been spending a lot more time on choosing and editing the pictures. I think things actually will start going a little bit faster after this though, because I think I'm pretty solid on the order of the remaining girls and the pictures I'm going to be using. Anyway, here's the next girl....

#38. Petra Cetkovska

Country: Czech Republic
Highest Ranking: #49

http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Cetkovska19.jpg

Best Assets: Beautiful eyes
Negatives: Facial peach fuzz, failure to pose for any sexy photoshoots

I think I was one of the earliest recognizers of Petra's beauty here. I commented on her hotness even before her amazing run to the 4th round at the 2008 French Open, which is probably where most people know her from. I think some people have gone a little overboard in their assessments of her looks though. At some point somebody posted a thread about her and I posted the first picture above there and from people's responses you'd seriously think some of these people had never seen a woman before. Petra does look amazing in that picture, but I don't think she looks that amazing normally, and don't really see her as being in the same league as some of the Mega-Hotties like Kournikova, Sharapova, Ivanovic, Kirilenko, Golovin, etc. I also have to fault her for her failure, as of yet, to pose for any sexy photoshoots. It seems like just about all the players, and even some not-very-attractive ones, are posing for sexy photoshoots these days, so this is a real tragedy. Hopefully this situation will be corrected in the near future. I've also been pretty disappointed by her results since that French Open breakthrough. She's actually managed to lose in the first round of all 5 slams that have been played since then. Hopefully that situation will also be corrected soon (hopefully at this year's US Open???) In any case, as far her looks, the only potential negatives I see are that she has a little bit of peach fuzz on her face and the fact that she has a slightly funny-looking mouth/smile. Her body looks like it's probably pretty nice, but I'd really need to see more of it to be able to say for sure. Hopefully someday she'll decide to show it off a little more :drool:

Dav.
Jul 31st, 2009, 02:09 AM
Petra :drool:

Fully agree with everything said. She may not have been offered anything yet in the photoshoot department, though. But yeah, she's got a great body and should show it off more! :)

kinseh
Jul 31st, 2009, 10:06 AM
Definitely a nice choice, Petra is so pretty. :)

capt321
Aug 2nd, 2009, 04:33 PM
How does Sorana Cirstea stack up against Ana Ivanovic?

Galsen
Aug 2nd, 2009, 04:45 PM
Timea is so f**** goergous :eek::worship::hearts::hearts:

Invisible Fan
Aug 4th, 2009, 10:26 AM
I went through the whole thread today and some comments:

I would put the following on the list: Victoria Azarenka, Ekaterina Bychkova, Alize Cornet, Jelena Kostanic Tosic, Dinara Safina, Karolina Sprem and Lucie Safarova.

I would put Vaidisova much higher - top 20 and Jankovic top 30.

Agnieska Radwanska I think lots fairly exotic, she's a cutie and I would have had on a top 75 list also!

AnomyBC
Aug 9th, 2009, 03:07 PM
How does Sorana Cirstea stack up against Ana Ivanovic?

I'll be sure to discuss that when I get to them sometime in 2010 :)

AnomyBC
Aug 9th, 2009, 03:11 PM
Timea is so f**** goergous :eek::worship::hearts::hearts:

Are you saying that based on the picture I posted of her at the beginning of the thread? If so, I'm very concerned and confused :eek:

AnomyBC
Aug 9th, 2009, 03:33 PM
I went through the whole thread today and some comments:

I would put the following on the list: Victoria Azarenka, Ekaterina Bychkova, Alize Cornet, Jelena Kostanic Tosic, Dinara Safina, Karolina Sprem and Lucie Safarova.

I would put Vaidisova much higher - top 20 and Jankovic top 30.

Agnieska Radwanska I think lots fairly exotic, she's a cutie and I would have had on a top 75 list also!

Azarenka will be ranked in future additions. I think I have the rest of the girls as honorable mentions except for Safarova and all of them will most likely remain in that category.

Safarova will never be featured in any way because, as I've discussed before, she looks to me like some kind of demonic goblin-like creature that just clawed it's way out of the ground, having never previously been exposed to the light of the sun.

Vaidisova would have to pose for some really sexy pictures for me to put her any higher. I think she has a pretty good body (despite the lack of breasts) but she's just too much of a dogface for me.

Glad you agree with me on Agnie. There were a few others people who made positive comments about her too, which was a pleasant surprise because I thought people were going to be like "Agnie Radwanska!?!? WTF!?!" :)

Petkorazzi
Aug 9th, 2009, 03:38 PM
This is the worst list I have ever seen. Cetkovska almost outside top 50 says it all. :o

And sorry but rankings don't matter if you're talking about looks. :weirdo: A lot of girls outside top 100 are hotter than your top 10.

Dav.
Aug 9th, 2009, 04:03 PM
Damn, Gigi. :spit:

If I could make a ranking change in my list, I would have included Cirstea in my top 15 for people to vote for. Pennetta was too low, Timea a tad high. But taste isn't permanent.

I like the top 100 idea. :)

dennisback
Aug 9th, 2009, 04:20 PM
Where is safina and Davenport??

AnomyBC
Aug 9th, 2009, 04:47 PM
I didn't sleep last night and I'm about to collapse on my bed and immediately fall into a coma-like state, but as usual I'm overdue for an update, so here's the next girl...

#37. Severine Bremond Beltrame

Country: France
Highest Ranking: #34

http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bremond19.jpg

Best Assets: Beautiful eyes, pretty face, sexy accent, looks young for her age
Negatives: Short hair, lack of sexy photoshoots

So Severine here is another girl who's often celebrated for her looks on this board. As with Cetkovska, she's definitely a beautiful girl, but I think people get a little carried away sometimes. Dav, for instance, had this girl at #7 on his list, which I thought was pretty crazy. That being said, #37 may be a bit low for her, but I feel like I want to put all the remaining girls in the top 30 and I felt like I had better pictures of some of the other girls, so I had to put someone here and this is what I wound up deciding. Really the only big negative for me about Severine is the short hair. I absolutely HATE short hair on girls. I mean, there a few rare cases where a girl manages to pull it off really well, but 99% of the time I hate it. And like Cetkovska, Severine suffers from an unfortunate lack of sexy photoshoots, although I was thankfully able to find one picture of her in a bikini. On the plus side, she has beautiful eyes, I like her accent and I think she looks young for a girl who's going to be turning 30 in a few days. I was actually amazed to find out she was as old as she is because I had no idea---I would have guessed like 25 or something. I also want to comment on her name change, which I find to be kind bizarre. She's one of four girls in my Top 75 who changed her name since I started this (which kind of gives you an idea of the speed of my updates) but her change is a little different because instead of adding the name of a husband she re-added her maiden name. Apparently, if I'm understanding things correctly, she got divorced from her husband and I guess she couldn't decide if she wanted to go back to her maiden name or continue using the name her fans knew her by, so I guess she just decided to use them both. I still think Beltrame Bremond would have made more sense though. Anyway, nice to see her back in the Top 100 again :bounce:

Oh, more thing I wanted to mention in terms of her name. I was going to say I think she should marry a guy named Heads and then she could just call herself Severine Heads. I think that would really make a lot of the other girls fear her, you know? And then she could carry around a bloody axe in her racket bag or something. I bet that would really freak them out. Hehe. OK, I really need to get some sleep now...

AnomyBC
Aug 9th, 2009, 04:58 PM
This is the worst list I have ever seen. Cetkovska almost outside top 50 says it all. :o

And sorry but rankings don't matter if you're talking about looks. :weirdo: A lot of girls outside top 100 are hotter than your top 10.

The reason why I'm not including girls outside the Top 100 is just to make my task more practical. If I hadn't limited it to girls who reached the Top 100 then there would have been thousands of different girls who could have potentially been included.

And I, of course, think my list is the best, not the worse. If nothing else, my list is definitely the best researched and I think even if some people disagree with the lower ranked girls that just about everyone will be really happy with my Top 12. My Top 12 is AMAZING :inlove:

Also, I have Cetkovska at #38, so that's not almost outside the Top 50. And Dav had her at #35, which is pretty close to where I have her.

AnomyBC
Aug 9th, 2009, 05:03 PM
Where is safina and Davenport??

I don't know. They're not in my Top 75 though, I can tell you that much :)

(For the record, I do think Safina looks kind of cute sometimes... Davenport just looks like someone's mom.)

aezzei
Aug 9th, 2009, 05:22 PM
Azarenka I think she's hot

Serval
Aug 9th, 2009, 07:21 PM
Anna K is my number 1!!

Petkorazzi
Aug 10th, 2009, 10:54 AM
So your point is there are 36 girls who are hotter than Bremond? :sobbing: :sobbing:

Invisible Fan
Aug 10th, 2009, 11:20 AM
Bremond = hot but she was hotter with longer hair. I agree short hair on women is not good. For some reason I think of short haired women as being lesbians lol

Dav.
Aug 10th, 2009, 01:48 PM
Anomy, you need to edit your posts from my thread because one reveals the order of your list. :lol:

GolovinCirstea
Aug 10th, 2009, 02:40 PM
Definitely Tatiana Golovin. You should see her in person. Most of the rest don't compare. Her SI shoot was better than Kirilenko's as well. I think if she was still playing there would be a lot more votes. On the internet she is highly regarded as one of the better-looking players.

Kournikova is a close second for me. :)

AnomyBC
Aug 16th, 2009, 06:10 PM
Anomy, you need to edit your posts from my thread because one reveals the order of your list. :lol:

Don't worry, it doesn't... that was from like a year ago... the order is a lot different now :)

TheBoiledEgg
Aug 16th, 2009, 06:13 PM
#1 Heidi el Tabakh ;)

AnomyBC
Aug 16th, 2009, 06:15 PM
Definitely Tatiana Golovin. You should see her in person. Most of the rest don't compare. Her SI shoot was better than Kirilenko's as well. I think if she was still playing there would be a lot more votes. On the internet she is highly regarded as one of the better-looking players.

Kournikova is a close second for me. :)

Tatiana isn't #1 for me, but she's definitely going to be pretty high up there :)

(She'll also have some of the best pictures :drool: and most humorous commentary :devil:)

AnomyBC
Aug 16th, 2009, 06:16 PM
#1 Heidi el Tabakh ;)

Not eligible yet. Perhaps someday though :)

(Well not #1... but on the list maybe.)

AnomyBC
Aug 16th, 2009, 07:33 PM
Anyway, here's the next girl. By the way, we officially passed the halfway point with my last update (#37) and it only took me 8 months... That means I should have this whole thing finished up by March 2010!

#36. Elena Dementieva

Country: Russia
Highest Ranking: #3

http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva20.jpg

Best Assets: Possibly the most beautiful eyes in the WTA, nice legs
Negatives: Possibly the least attractive smile in the WTA, strangle body proportions, no boobs, makes shrieking sounds

So Dav had Elena here relatively low on his list, at #34, and that was one the things he did that I definitely agreed with, for reasons I'll explain here. Basically what it comes down to is that I see Elena as being attractive in an abstract sense, but I’ve never really been physically attracted her. I mean, I would have sex with her if she asked me too, but she wouldn’t necessarily be someone I would fantasize about. And for whatever reason, I have a much longer list of complains and criticisms about her looks than I do for the other girls in my Top 75. To start off, although I give her credit for having possibly the most beautiful eyes in the WTA, I also have to say that I think she has possibly the most unattractive smile in the WTA. In fact, her smile is absolutely beastly and horrific (http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva-Yikes.jpg). I’m also not crazy about her body proportions (and facial proportions.) First off, I don’t think her upper body really matches her lower body. It’s like she has the lower body of a normal adult woman and the upper body of an unusually muscular 12-year-old girl. And I'm not just talking about her lack of boobs, I think her whole upper body looks too small for her lower body. She's like the super-tall Amazonian version of a pear-shaped woman. And then in addition to that she’s got this really long neck and this long, skinny face which combined with the tall, skinny body gives her this towering giraffe-like appearance. I also think her nose looks kind of big sometimes. But a lot of this may just come down to the fact that she doesn’t fit my type. I tend to be most attracted to short girls with rounded facial features and Elena is the exact opposite of that---a tall girl with angular facial features. Another negative for me is that shrieking sound she makes sometimes (although I’m totally in favor of allowing girls to make whatever sounds they want on court and I don’t think her shrieking should be banned or anything like that). And like a lot of the other girls in my Top 75, Elena also loses points for her failure to pose for any sexy men’s magazine photo shoots. But yeah, the bottom line is that I’m just not that attracted to her, although she can look pretty amazing when made up properly, as you can see from the pics above.

Oizo
Aug 16th, 2009, 08:00 PM
Wow, she's damn pretty :hearts:

ED fan forever
Aug 16th, 2009, 08:11 PM
Elena is better looking than all these pretenders to the throne.
She is so beautiful in the flesh whereas Daniela looks even skinnier than on TV

Dominic
Aug 16th, 2009, 08:26 PM
OMG Elena should definately be higher than this.

GolovinCirstea
Aug 16th, 2009, 08:48 PM
How do you feel about Diatchenko if she were to make top 100 soon? I like her. :)

Hugh.
Aug 16th, 2009, 09:29 PM
Elena only 36th? :confused:
Very nice pics anyway! :hearts:

AnomyBC
Aug 16th, 2009, 09:53 PM
How do you feel about Diatchenko if she were to make top 100 soon? I like her. :)

If she makes Top 100 (and I think she will), then she'll definitely be featured in future editions :)

AnomyBC
Aug 16th, 2009, 10:15 PM
Elena only 36th? :confused:
Very nice pics anyway! :hearts:

I do feel like Dementieva, Bremond and Cetkovska should be a little bit higher, but I just couldn't bring myself to move down any of the other girls :shrug:

majcpw
Aug 16th, 2009, 11:01 PM
I do feel like Dementieva, Bremond and Cetkovska should be a little bit higher, but I just couldn't bring myself to move down any of the other girls :shrug:
I submitted this pic to another board of descriminating fans of the female form and they (and I) think this is Golovin rather than Dementieva.
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva20.jpg

AnomyBC
Aug 16th, 2009, 11:05 PM
I submitted this pic to another board of descriminating fans of the female form and they (and I) think this is Golovin rather than Dementieva.
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva20.jpg

Hmmm. It does look like Golovin's ass. I'll have to research this :)

Dav.
Aug 16th, 2009, 11:41 PM
Not Tati.

AnomyBC
Aug 17th, 2009, 02:40 AM
Not Tati.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is indeed Dementieva. I was comparing pictures of both of them from behind and it looks more like Elena. I was trying to find a picture of her in that outfit to prove it, but so far no luck.

Lord Choc Ice
Aug 17th, 2009, 03:26 AM
I love your indepth analysis of all Lena's 'strengths' and 'weaknesses'. :lol:

Invisible Fan
Aug 17th, 2009, 07:55 AM
I'm surprised you have Dementieva in the top 750 let alone 75 with that long list of negatives lol
I think the ranking is right for her tho she's not a "mega hottie" in my opinion.

kinseh
Aug 17th, 2009, 06:02 PM
I don't think Elena's smile is unattractive. :confused: You picked a really bad shot of her smile.
I do agree on some of your points, especially the one about her upper body. But I think Elena's face is gorgeous, so she would have been in my top 20 (not top 15, though).

Miss Atomic Bomb
Aug 17th, 2009, 06:03 PM
Elena looks much much much much better than someone like Caroline Wozniacki (who is kind of pudgy and has a non excistent chin, and you still have he rin your top 10, or atleast in the poll).

Dav.
Aug 17th, 2009, 06:04 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is indeed Dementieva. I was comparing pictures of both of them from behind and it looks more like Elena. I was trying to find a picture of her in that outfit to prove it, but so far no luck.

It could be Dokic. :shrug:

Zébulon
Aug 17th, 2009, 07:22 PM
Terrible pic anyway. :unsure:

Dav.
Aug 17th, 2009, 09:07 PM
Not really. The mystery lady has nice legs. :p

Tennis-Chick
Aug 17th, 2009, 09:32 PM
It looks like Dokic to me.

Vyacheslavovna
Aug 17th, 2009, 10:19 PM
I like the list, but I feel somehow slighted that my favourite has been given a lowly ranking. Of course you can put Elena on your list wherever you want. Its your list. I sort of agree with you, I might not describe her as hot and I can't imagine myself ever fantasizing about her.

I first started following her matches when I noticed her thighs. If I was making a list, "buffness" would be my first criteria. Sam Stosur and Elena Dementieva would be up at the top and the Hantuchova's would not place.

And personally, too much make up is a turn off. Sometimes I see the players dolled up and it just looks wrong. I was watching Navratilova against Evert at Wimbledon on ESPN classic a few weeks ago. Evert had too much make up on and she looked horrifyingly ugly. I feel like someone should've told her.

Elena has natural beauty; her eyes, her skin, her hair, her buffness. She doesn't need to be tarted up, it just drags her down to the level of everyone else.

She seems to have issues with her boobs. She used to have a strange bra that made her boobs look conical. Like what Jean-Paul Gaultier did for Madonna. And sometimes it looked like she was stuffing her bra, and the stuffing would rise up to the top of her boob and ... ugh.

I think her current pink dress is frumpy. Its the kind of stiff, shapeless thing a pilgrim housewife might wear to conceal her figure. I prefer her in short shorts and with her hair loose instead of bunched up.

And you forgot to mention her habit of being generous with the sunscreen, sometimes she looks like Tango woman.

I'm a fan because she's nice. She doesn't seem to have any kind of a mean streak in her and accordingly she doesn't win many big matches. Nice probably isn't hot, and nice won't do many "sexy" photo shoots for men's magazines, but nice is plenty enough for me. (I don't think she knows how to put on a pout).

There's nothing wrong with her smile, she has an enchanting smile. Its artless and ingenuous and real. She's a soft, simple muppet.

My number 1.

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5375/0204fedcuptrensa05rp5.jpghttp://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6528/0204fedcuptrensa02ew9.jpg

She does have boobs, her on court outfits just don't flatter them.

Elena de nuts.

Onyx
Aug 17th, 2009, 11:00 PM
The mystery lady isn't Dementieva. Look at the racquet. Its not Yonex ;)

AnomyBC
Aug 18th, 2009, 04:52 AM
I don't think Elena's smile is unattractive. :confused: You picked a really bad shot of her smile.

I actually have other pics where it looks almost as bad. It looks OK if she just gives like a half smile, but whenever she goes for the full smile it's like a scene out of a horror movie :eek:

AnomyBC
Aug 18th, 2009, 05:09 AM
I first started following her matches when I noticed her thighs.

That's kind of weird :lol:

And personally, too much make up is a turn off.

Yeah, sometimes too much make-up can be a disaster, and I have some pictures of Gisela Dulko to prove it :lol:

There's nothing wrong with her smile, she has an enchanting smile.

:scared:

Yeah, enchanting if you're a werewolf maybe :)

She does have boobs, her on court outfits just don't flatter them.

Actually, I think this is true. She does often wear a lot of unflattering outfits. I'll have to add that to my list of negatives :)

Golovinjured.
Aug 18th, 2009, 06:11 AM
'The mystery lady' is not Dokic. She's a lefty, and uses a Volkl.

pav
Aug 18th, 2009, 06:21 AM
Can't believe Vera Dush. is in there ahead of someone with the same first name

nelsondan
Aug 18th, 2009, 04:29 PM
I submitted this pic to another board of descriminating fans of the female form and they (and I) think this is Golovin rather than Dementieva.
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva20.jpg

Did the picture come from this guy named Bryan's collection? Happy hunting. http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva20.jpg

I think it is the worng Bryan.

Bryan Brothers - Advantage Tennis Photo site, view and purchase photos ...
... Tennis Photo site, view and purchase photos of the Tennis player Bryan Brothers. ... Photo of the Tennis player Bryan Brothers Photo file No 703_6921.jpg ...www.*********************/bryan-brothers/index.php - Cached

The link probably does not work, but he has 636 pictures of her.

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[midnight]
Aug 18th, 2009, 07:33 PM
http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva20.jpg

Is NOT Dementieva. Notice racket in left hand? Nike shoes? Elena uses Yonex rackets and clothing. I also find quite a few of your comments to be quite rude and shallow. I'm sure you love the blond pin up bimbo with DD boobs and a personality you could actually sleep with itself with a few drinks. The comment about the men's mags not being her thing shows she has class, poise and doesn't feel the need to strip down to wearing mere nothing just to get a cheap thrill out of men (Which I'm sure is why Golovin, Harkleroad, Sharapova etc all rank within your top 8)

Her boobs appear smaller on court because she wears a sports-bra, which holds her breasts more firmly, giving the look of a small cup size. Take a look at those off-court photos you posted. Noted the increased cleavage? As for her smile, saying it's beastly and horrific is a nasty thing to say. I find your posts to be quite unnessesary and rather than focusing on merely the positives you belittle these women with crude and uncalled for comments about things they cannot personally change. I think it's a disgrace.

Wiggly
Aug 18th, 2009, 07:38 PM
Not Tati.

It's her. The racket gives it away.

Cakeisgood
Aug 18th, 2009, 07:38 PM
;16291794']

Is NOT Dementieva. Notice racket in left hand? Nike shoes? Elena uses Yonex rackets and clothing. I also find quite a few of your comments to be quite rude and shallow. I'm sure you love the blond pin up bimbo with DD boobs and a personality you could actually sleep with itself with a few drinks. The comment about the men's mags not being her thing shows she has class, poise and doesn't feel the need to strip down to wearing mere nothing just to get a cheap thrill out of men (Which I'm sure is why Golovin, Harkleroad, Sharapova etc all rank within your top 8)

Her boobs appear smaller on court because she wears a sports-bra, which holds her breasts more firmly, giving the look of a small cup size. Take a look at those off-court photos you posted. Noted the increased cleavage? As for her smile, saying it's beastly and horrific is a nasty thing to say. I find your posts to be quite unnessesary and rather than focusing on merely the positives you belittle these women with crude and uncalled for comments about things they cannot personally change. I think it's a disgrace.

You came into a thread titled "The Top 75 Hottest Female Tennis Players of the Last 10 Years: A Countdown." Were you expecting a classy discussion?

[midnight]
Aug 18th, 2009, 07:40 PM
It's her. The racket gives it away.
Golovin not left handed.

[midnight]
Aug 18th, 2009, 07:42 PM
You came into a thread titled "The Top 75 Hottest Female Tennis Players of the Last 10 Years: A Countdown." Were you expecting a classy discussion?
I guess not but at least the main poster could keep the negatives of these girls form himself. I can't imagine them seeing what he writes about them by pointing out the smallest flaws or flaws that do not exist. Obviously no care for others feelings.

Dav.
Aug 18th, 2009, 08:02 PM
It's her. The racket gives it away.

Tati used a blue Wilson kfactor.

Wiggly
Aug 18th, 2009, 08:18 PM
;16291875']Golovin not left handed.

Oh, you're right.

Tati used a blue Wilson kfactor.

She was with Volk before.;)

Kunal
Aug 18th, 2009, 09:03 PM
ana k....no question

Dav.
Aug 18th, 2009, 09:04 PM
Yes, but she never wore that outfit on red clay with it. :p Just the hot pants and pink dress with a headband. She was injured the rest of the time.

Edinboro
Aug 18th, 2009, 09:28 PM
I just glanced through a few of these and I can possible say you may be one of the rudest people on this forum. Do you enjoy degrading half of these woman about what sucks about them? I seem to recall a picture you posted of you and Benesova and you werent so attractive yourself.

Dav.
Aug 18th, 2009, 09:39 PM
Those comments aren't meant to be taken seriously, he's just joking. :shrug:

It may be harsh, I agree, but it's his thread and, like I said, to be taken with a sense of humor.

Besides, a thread counting down the top hotties is based upon judgement.

Cakeisgood
Aug 18th, 2009, 10:06 PM
He can say what he wants guys.

It's his thread, and he's not shoving it down your throat to come in. Chill.

NoChokes
Aug 18th, 2009, 10:48 PM
I love the serious in depth discussion about which player owns that ass.

I have to say I don't know, but I did enjoy the frequent repetition of the picture. :lol:

AnomyBC
Aug 19th, 2009, 12:01 AM
Can't believe Vera Dush. is in there ahead of someone with the same first name

I presume you're talking about Zvonareva, but I'm not sure what you mean...? For the record, I love Zvonareva and I have her ranked much higher than Dushevina :)

AnomyBC
Aug 19th, 2009, 12:14 AM
;16291794']http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva20.jpg

Is NOT Dementieva. Notice racket in left hand? Nike shoes? Elena uses Yonex rackets and clothing. I also find quite a few of your comments to be quite rude and shallow. I'm sure you love the blond pin up bimbo with DD boobs and a personality you could actually sleep with itself with a few drinks. The comment about the men's mags not being her thing shows she has class, poise and doesn't feel the need to strip down to wearing mere nothing just to get a cheap thrill out of men (Which I'm sure is why Golovin, Harkleroad, Sharapova etc all rank within your top 8)

Her boobs appear smaller on court because she wears a sports-bra, which holds her breasts more firmly, giving the look of a small cup size. Take a look at those off-court photos you posted. Noted the increased cleavage? As for her smile, saying it's beastly and horrific is a nasty thing to say. I find your posts to be quite unnessesary and rather than focusing on merely the positives you belittle these women with crude and uncalled for comments about things they cannot personally change. I think it's a disgrace.

Woah. The negatives are just there to balance out the positives, provide some insight as to why I ranked the girls where I did and hopefully provide a little bit of humor as well. Obviously I think these girls are beautiful or else they wouldn't be in my Top 75 :)

Also, I don't like blonde bimbos with DD boobs. Most of the girls I've been attracted to in real life have been petite brunettes with relatively small boobs. And generally they've been pretty intelligent too.

And I don't think there's anything unclassy about posing for men's magazines. There's no point to having a beautiful body if you're not gonna show it off :)

AnomyBC
Aug 19th, 2009, 12:16 AM
Did the picture come from this guy named Bryan's collection? Happy hunting. http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva20.jpg

I think it is the worng Bryan.

Bryan Brothers - Advantage Tennis Photo site, view and purchase photos ...
... Tennis Photo site, view and purchase photos of the Tennis player Bryan Brothers. ... Photo of the Tennis player Bryan Brothers Photo file No 703_6921.jpg ...www.*********************/bryan-brothers/index.php - Cached

The link probably does not work, but he has 636 pictures of her.

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I'm a little confused by this post, but for the record, Bryan = me :wavey:

AnomyBC
Aug 19th, 2009, 12:40 AM
;16291894']I guess not but at least the main poster could keep the negatives of these girls form himself. I can't imagine them seeing what he writes about them by pointing out the smallest flaws or flaws that do not exist. Obviously no care for others feelings.

I guess there might be a few girls who might be upset about things I said about them, but I'd like to think that the overwhelming majority of the girls, if they came here, would feel flattered to be included as one of the hottest female tennis players of the past 10 years. Probably some of the girls on here aren't even aware that they're hot---or perhaps they've always suspected that they were, but they've been waiting for some kind of official confirmation---and so I think girls like that would be really happy to find themselves in my Top 75. It may even give some of them a confidence boost that might help out their games. In fact, many of the girls have gone up in the rankings since I've featured them here, so this thread may already be positively effecting their quality of play. Anyway, hopefully sooner or later one of the girls will actually post here and then we can find out what they really think :)

nelsondan
Aug 19th, 2009, 01:33 AM
sorry---I just clicked on the properties thing on the picture, and it read

http://www.bryanspage.com/Dementieva20, so I thought if we could figure out who Bryan was it would help. So---you are Bryan. That was a waste of our time. Sorry.

miffedmax
Aug 19th, 2009, 04:11 AM
Anyway, here's the next girl. By the way, we officially passed the halfway point with my last update (#37) and it only took me 8 months... That means I should have this whole thing finished up by March 2010!


. But a lot of this may just come down to the fact that she doesn’t fit my type. I tend to be most attracted to short girls with rounded facial features and Elena is the exact opposite of that---a tall girl with angular facial features. .

Okay, given that almost every woman on the tour is well above average height, isn't this like a tee-totaler making a list of his favorite scotches?

A Liverpool fan making a list of his favorite Everton players?

A vegetarian's list of great places to get a hamburger?

Although it does explain a lot...

Lena's bangs. (Really, sometimes I'm not even trying).

pav
Aug 19th, 2009, 07:56 AM
I presume you're talking about Zvonareva, but I'm not sure what you mean...? For the record, I love Zvonareva and I have her ranked much higher than Dushevina :)
I was a Dumbass reading the wrong list:)

Cp6uja
Aug 19th, 2009, 09:19 AM
This is private list and everybody has right on own opinion, taste and choice...

But when somebody talking about Hottest Female Tennis Players of the Last 10 Years and put Maria Sharapova on 19th place (if OP is relevant), with Dementieva, Pennetta, Myskyna... out of TOP30 (Venus Williams and Nicole Vaidisova even out of TOP50!) every discussion for me is pointless.

That's why this is my first and only reply here - but still this thread is great collection of some very nice pics of many (beauty) WTA players (no mater b/c order is corrupted) and also here is placed probably biggest Poll ever (over 600 voters so far already vote) in history of this site and it's always interesting to check what is new here.

lex66
Aug 21st, 2009, 12:33 PM
Why a top of the hottest tennisbabes?

As long as I can't see them naked, i'm only interested in the game.

So please send me some NUDE pics....:angel:

Arje
Aug 25th, 2009, 04:38 PM
Hey guys. I'm new here. I found this thread by chance. Anyway, I have some nice off-court pics of Ioana Raluca Olaru that are over 100kb. How can I post them? I know this is AnomyBC's thread but you won't regret it. She's really cute. Never mind. Here are the links

http://www.click.ro/assets/articole/2009/06/mare_310513_1foto.jpg

http://storage0.dms.mpinteractiv.ro/media/401/581/7966/4715853/2/olaru-bi-1.jpg

capt321
Sep 6th, 2009, 12:24 AM
Can someone comment on the looks of Vera Zvonareva,shes never mentioned in many polls.

w@tto10
Sep 6th, 2009, 03:16 AM
I fail to see how Cirstea isn't in the top 10. She is as hot as Ivanovic if not hotter!

teo_honey
Sep 6th, 2009, 09:24 AM
And I fail to see why this guy hasn't posted an update in 2 weeks...

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:19 PM
And I fail to see why this guy hasn't posted an update in 2 weeks...

Sorry, I was on vacation in St. Martin the week before the US Open started and then I spend all day at the US Open on Monday and Tuesday, so I've been kind of busy up until recently, but I'll post another girl today, I promise :)

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:20 PM
This ranking is utter crap

Let it die

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:20 PM
I fail to see how Cirstea isn't in the top 10. She is as hot as Ivanovic if not hotter!

You don't know that she isn't, because I haven't posted her yet :)

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:24 PM
This is private list and everybody has right on own opinion, taste and choice...

But when somebody talking about Hottest Female Tennis Players of the Last 10 Years and put Maria Sharapova on 19th place (if OP is relevant), with Dementieva, Pennetta, Myskyna... out of TOP30 (Venus Williams and Nicole Vaidisova even out of TOP50!) every discussion for me is pointless.

That's why this is my first and only reply here - but still this thread is great collection of some very nice pics of many (beauty) WTA players (no mater b/c order is corrupted) and also here is placed probably biggest Poll ever (over 600 voters so far already vote) in history of this site and it's always interesting to check what is new here.

At least some of you're talking about seems to be in reference to Dav's rankings, not mine. I didn't agree with his, which is why I started my own thread. Don't worry, Maria is much higher up in my rankings :)

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:26 PM
This ranking is utter crap

Let it die

These rankings are the most comprehensive and well researched that have ever been done, and trust me, even you do don't think the girls so far, you'll definitely like the top ranked girls, because they're absolutely AMAZING :inlove:

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:30 PM
Can someone comment on the looks of Vera Zvonareva,shes never mentioned in many polls.

I love her. She's in my Top 20, so I'll discuss her more when I get there :)

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:31 PM
Hey guys. I'm new here. I found this thread by chance. Anyway, I have some nice off-court pics of Ioana Raluca Olaru that are over 100kb. How can I post them? I know this is AnomyBC's thread but you won't regret it. She's really cute. Never mind. Here are the links

http://www.click.ro/assets/articole/2009/06/mare_310513_1foto.jpg

http://storage0.dms.mpinteractiv.ro/media/401/581/7966/4715853/2/olaru-bi-1.jpg

Those are good pics of her. I may add one or both to her entry at some point :)

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:31 PM
These rankings are the most comprehensive and well researched that have ever been done, and trust me, even you do don't think the girls so far, you'll definitely like the top ranked girls, because they're absolutely AMAZING :inlove:

Face it man , your ranking sucks. The sooner you accept it, the better

Miss Atomic Bomb
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:33 PM
He has Wozniacki in top 10 :haha: :rolls: (No offense to her, she is a sweet girl, but hardly a looker with that pudgy body, baby fat and chin-less face :hug:)

Corswandt
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:38 PM
Ioana Raluca Olaru
http://www.click.ro/assets/articole/2009/06/mare_310513_1foto.jpg

That's...sexually charged. :drool:

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:41 PM
He has Wozniacki in top 10 :haha :rolls: (No offense to her, she is a sweet girl, but hardly a looker with that pudgy baby fat and chin-less face :hug)

He has every player the media has said at some point that they are sexy , beautiful , hot , in the ranking

Too predictable :yawn:

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:45 PM
It's been a while, so here's a recap of the first 40 girls......

36. Elena Dementieva, RUS
37. Severine Bremond (aka Severine Beltrame), FRA
38. Petra Cetkovska, CZE
39. Martina Sucha, SVK
40. Zheng Jie (aka Jie Zheng), CHI
41. Anne-Gaelle Sidot, FRA
42. Miroslava Vavrinec, SUI
43. Flavia Pennetta, ITA
44. Mashona Washington, USA
45. Olga Barabanschikova, BLR
46. Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova, RUS
47. Ioana Raluca Olaru, ROU
48. Camille Pin, FRA
49. Vasilisa Bardina, RUS
50. Agnes Szavay, HUN
51. Tatiana Perebiynis, UKR
52. Venus Williams, USA
53. Samantha Stosur, AUS
54. Jarmila Groth (aka Jarmila Gajdosova), AUS/SVK
55. Mirjana Lucic, CRO
56. Jelena Jankovic, SRB
57. Sabine Lisicki, GER
58. Nicole Vaidisova, CZE
59. Yaroslava Shvedova, KAZ/RUS
60. Maria Sanchez Lorenzo, ESP
61. Catalina Cristea, ROU
62. Stephanie Dubois, CAN
63. Wynne Prakusya, INA
64. Vera Dushevina, RUS
65. Varvara Lepchenko, USA/UZB
66. Andrea Petkovic, GER
67. Magdalena Grzybowska, POL
68. Tatjana Malek, GER
69. Tsvetana Pironkova, BUL
70. Maret Ani, EST
71. Patty Schnyder, SUI
72. Martina Hingis, SUI
73. Anke Huber, GER
74. Bethanie Mattek, USA
75. Agnieszka Radwanska, POL

Self Criticism

If I was doing the list today, Jankovic and Shvedova would have been higher, Pironkova and Lucic would have been lower and Azarenka would have been on the list somewhere. Ula Radwanska, who wasn't eligible at the time, would also definitely be in Top 75. Melanie Oudin, Melanie South, Yung-Jan Chan and/or Stefanie Voegele may have also been included.

So what do you guys think has been my bigger blunder so far??? :)

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:47 PM
He has Wozniacki in top 10 :haha: :rolls: (No offense to her, she is a sweet girl, but hardly a looker with that pudgy body, baby fat and chin-less face :hug:)

Wozniacki is a beautiful girl. Definitely one of the prettiest Top 10 players in tennis history. And you don't know where I have her because I haven't gotten to her yet :)

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:49 PM
Face it man , your ranking sucks. The sooner you accept it, the better

Comment on it after it's done. I still have 35 girls left and I'm definitely saving the best for last :)

AnomyBC
Sep 6th, 2009, 11:51 PM
He has every player the media has said at some point that they are sexy , beautiful , hot , in the ranking

Too predictable :yawn:

Well generally the players the media says are hot, ARE hot :)

And the only part of my Top 75 that's really predictable is the last 10-15 girls. I don't think what I've posted so far has been predictable at all.

AnomyBC
Sep 7th, 2009, 12:39 AM
Why a top of the hottest tennisbabes?

As long as I can't see them naked, i'm only interested in the game.

So please send me some NUDE pics....:angel:

It's funny you say that, because the next entry WILL include naked pics :)

Dawson.
Sep 7th, 2009, 01:21 AM
AnomyBC: maybe you should edit your first post, highlighting further that it is actually Dav's list featured not yours, as it seems people either (A) can't read, (B) can't be bothered to read or (C) are just too damn retarded to realise. Seriously, the amount of posters who say "omg can't believe ..... is not in top 10!!!11" is just annoying.

But back to your list: I really enjoy reading your in depth analysis of each girl and can't wait for the next installment. Keep up the good work :yeah:

nelsondan
Sep 7th, 2009, 02:13 AM
So what do you guys think has been my bigger blunder so far??? :)



I don't think you should be intimidated or affected by any charges of racism regarding not including Serena. I am sure you have not been.

That being said---have you looked at her lately? Her body---your main criticism of her---has been looking like a work of art. She is really in great shape.

Do not rule out reconsidering.

AnomyBC
Sep 7th, 2009, 04:54 PM
Remember when I said the next entry would include naked pics? Well ignore that for the moment, cuz I just changed the order of the girls again... So yeah, here's another girl... And sorry for the delay again!

#35. Henrieta Nagyova

Country: Slovakia
Highest Ranking: #21

http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova20.jpg

Best Assets: Beautiful face, beautiful eyes, nice smile, nice legs
Negatives: Sometimes looks a little pale and pasty, face can look chubby

So Henrieta here is one of the many Slovaks I have in my Top 75. I don't think I've ever seen her play, but I'm familiar with her from her work as a Tennis Angel. For those who don't know, the Tennis Angels were an alliance of attractive female tennis players who joined together in 2001 to help teach tennis to young girls in beaches all over the world (while wearing bikinis of course!) And officially that's all they ever did, but those of us who are most familiar with them know the truth---that they were also secretly a crime-solving team. There were at least 4 well known players among them: Nagyova, Alina Jidkova, Emmanuelle Gagliardi and Jennifer Hopkins, and together they helped investigate and solve numerous crimes in bikini-friendly places like Hawaii and Florida. Dav included Hopkins in his rankings, but mysteriously left off the much more attractive Jidkova and Nagyova. That's one horrible error that I'm trying to correct with my own rankings. In any case, before she moved on to solving crimes, Henrieta was a pretty successful tennis player, reaching #21 in the world, and she helped blaze the trail for other hot Slovak players like Hantuchova and Cibulkova. As far her looks, I think she had an adorable girl-next-door look while she was playing and judging from the recent pics of her partying with Cibulkova and Rybarikova she's since blossomed into a beautiful, elegant, sophisticated-looking woman. And also she has a big, round face, as I've said in the past, I'm a big fan of big, round faces! Anyway, she retired in 2006 and the original Tennis Angels website seems to have recently gone offline, although oddly there's now a UK Tennis Angels website, although it doesn't seem to feature any famous players. So yeah, I really have no idea what she's doing at the moment, or if she's still involved with tennis or the Tennis Angels, but my guess is that she's somewhere in Slovakia right now, training a whole new crop of beautiful young Slovak players. Let's all hope I'm right!

Langers
Sep 7th, 2009, 05:10 PM
Speaking of your biggest blunders.....

AnomyBC
Sep 7th, 2009, 06:38 PM
Speaking of your biggest blunders.....

What, you don't like Nagyova? She's beautiful! For some reason whenever I post players who've been retired for a while they never seem to get good responses. I don't get it :confused:

RenaSlam.
Sep 7th, 2009, 06:40 PM
Terrible.

AnomyBC
Sep 7th, 2009, 07:25 PM
Terrible.

Argh. You people suck :rolleyes: She's a beautiful girl and she was widely considered to be beautiful back when she was playing. Like I was saying, whenever I post a girl who's been retired for a while it usually gets a bad response, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with their level of attractiveness. (See Sucha for another good example.) It's bizarre. What do you guys have against retired players? :confused:

jbeacinu
Sep 7th, 2009, 07:27 PM
faiiill

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Sep 7th, 2009, 07:29 PM
The list is getting worse and worse

AnomyBC
Sep 7th, 2009, 07:31 PM
I don't think you should be intimidated or affected by any charges of racism regarding not including Serena. I am sure you have not been.

That being said---have you looked at her lately? Her body---your main criticism of her---has been looking like a work of art. She is really in great shape.

Do not rule out reconsidering.

Serena's body has been looking like a work of art??? Do you have pictures to support this??? :eek:

(For me it's always looked more like a hormone-swapping science experiment gone horribly wrong :))

AnomyBC
Sep 7th, 2009, 07:36 PM
faiiill

The list is getting worse and worse

Argh. You people make no sense! What is wrong with Nagyova? She's a beautiful girl and she was always considered to be beautiful back when she was playing. And since then, if anything, she's gotten more beautiful. What exactly don't you like about her?

Matt.
Sep 7th, 2009, 07:54 PM
AnomyBC, don't even bother responding to those fools. Put them on your ignore list, and continue on. Everyone with even a little sense can tell that you're trying very hard to put together this comprehensive list.

AnomyBC
Sep 7th, 2009, 08:05 PM
AnomyBC, don't even bother responding to those fools. Put them on your ignore list, and continue on. Everyone with even a little sense can tell that you're trying very hard to put together this comprehensive list.

Thanks. At least I got one positive comment today :)

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Sep 7th, 2009, 08:08 PM
And Nagyova is supposed to be prettier , more sexy than Pennetta according to your bad taste :o

nelsondan
Sep 7th, 2009, 08:15 PM
Thanks. At least I got one positive comment today :)

When you invited others to point out your biggest blunder, I foolishly replied by asking you to take a second look at Serena.

I apologize.

Let me revise my answer. Everything you have done is perfect.

jbeacinu
Sep 7th, 2009, 08:15 PM
Well I don't really want to stick around until 2010 to see the entire list

AnomyBC
Sep 7th, 2009, 08:20 PM
And Nagyova is supposed to be prettier , more sexy than Pennetta according to your bad taste :o

She's certainly prettier. Pennetta has a nice body, but there's nothing special about her face. I'm surprised you would pick that as an example of my supposedly bad taste. I would have expected you to say something about Dementieva maybe.

AnomyBC
Sep 7th, 2009, 08:21 PM
Well I don't really want to stick around until 2010 to see the entire list

It may very well take me that long, but no one's saying you have to stay :)

AnomyBC
Sep 7th, 2009, 08:28 PM
When you invited others to point out your biggest blunder, I foolishly replied by asking you to take a second look at Serena.

I apologize.

Let me revise my answer. Everything you have done is perfect.

That's fine. I welcome those suggestions, but you also said that Serena's body looks like a work of art lately, which on the surface appears to be a crazy statement. Like I said though, I'd love to see pictures to back that up if you have them. And I haven't excluded the possibly of including Serena in future editions---but it would basically just be a "by popular request" sort of a thing.

KournikovaFan91
Sep 7th, 2009, 08:32 PM
I think Nagoya is pretty :)

nice legs :yeah:

Poova
Sep 7th, 2009, 08:33 PM
Where is Goerges? :p Still to come I hope...

AnomyBC
Sep 7th, 2009, 08:35 PM
I think Nagoya is pretty :)

nice legs :yeah:

Thanks. I'm glad someone does :)

AnomyBC
Sep 7th, 2009, 08:36 PM
Where is Goerges? :p Still to come I hope...

Yes she is :)

nelsondan
Sep 7th, 2009, 09:30 PM
That's fine. I welcome those suggestions, but you also said that Serena's body looks like a work of art lately, which on the surface appears to be a crazy statement. Like I said though, I'd love to see pictures to back that up if you have them. And I haven't excluded the possibly of including Serena in future editions---but it would basically just be a "by popular request" sort of a thing.

I thought your response in 627 was good enough. Serena has been very much on display this week, so I have no doubt you have had a chance to make an informed opinion--even if your opinion is that it was a crazy thing on my part. No problem.

But when the guy in 629 suggests you put people on ignore, and you thank him for being positive---it makes me think you did not really want to hear about blunders.

I did not really think keeping Serena off was a blunder---just something I disagreed with. I thought she and Maria looked pretty good together at Kids day.

capt321
Sep 7th, 2009, 09:37 PM
O.K. if you feel that way about Nagyova you need to take another look at Jana Kandarr off court and retired pictures.I've had Nagyova on my list for a long time.

capt321
Sep 7th, 2009, 10:00 PM
Sorry about this 2nd reply but I did some rearching on Magdalena Rybarikova the young lady with Nagyova,and found some very nice off court pics in evening wear.What do you think of her?Shes made the top 100

Matt.
Sep 8th, 2009, 09:26 PM
But when the guy in 629 suggests you put people on ignore, and you thank him for being positive---it makes me think you did not really want to hear about blunders.

I'm Matt, thanks.

And there's just a general lack of respect on Tennis Forum. This guy is taking his own time (and yes, I know it's just for fun and isn't necessary) to do this list that a lot of people might enjoy. He has actually taken criticism very well, especially due to the fact that most "blunders" are being represented by statements such as "this list sucks", "shes ugly", and the like.

NoChokes
Sep 8th, 2009, 09:38 PM
It's an objective list.

I'm intelligent to understand that just because I find certain players attractive, not everyone else does.

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Sep 8th, 2009, 09:58 PM
It's an objective list.
.

This list is anything but objective . Its based on the personal (BAD) taste of the thread starter. How something like this can be objective ?

NoChokes
Sep 8th, 2009, 10:36 PM
Yep. That's stupid. I meant subjective.

Your strange obsession with it is rather worrying though.

AnomyBC
Sep 9th, 2009, 04:52 AM
O.K. if you feel that way about Nagyova you need to take another look at Jana Kandarr off court and retired pictures.I've had Nagyova on my list for a long time.

I found a few good pics of Kandarr (and a few not-so-great ones), but I don't really have enough to rank her yet. If you have some good ones, feel free to post them.


Sorry about this 2nd reply but I did some rearching on Magdalena Rybarikova the young lady with Nagyova,and found some very nice off court pics in evening wear.What do you think of her?Shes made the top 100

I'm not sure what to think of Rybarikova yet. I've definitely seen some pics where she looks hot, but then in other pics she doesn't look very good. For instance, in the pics with her, Domi and Henrieta, I don't think she looks too great in those---or least not as good as they do. But she's definitely someone I'm keeping an eye on and if nothing else, I'm definitely going to make her an honorable mention at some point.

kris719
Sep 9th, 2009, 05:02 AM
good lord, everytime i come back to this thread i find it cluttered with people whining about how their faves aren't on the list and blah blah blah.

so for the 289364th time, chill out and let the man make his list.

Continue, more pics and less text.

AnomyBC
Sep 9th, 2009, 05:04 AM
I thought your response in 627 was good enough. Serena has been very much on display this week, so I have no doubt you have had a chance to make an informed opinion--even if your opinion is that it was a crazy thing on my part. No problem.

But when the guy in 629 suggests you put people on ignore, and you thank him for being positive---it makes me think you did not really want to hear about blunders.

I did not really think keeping Serena off was a blunder---just something I disagreed with. I thought she and Maria looked pretty good together at Kids day.

Actually, there are three specific types of blunders I want hear about, and I should probably clarify that...

1. I want to hear which girls people think are much too high or much too low.

2. I want to hear which girls people think have no business being in the Top 75 altogether.

3. I want to hear about lesser known girls that I might have missed that people think should be in the Top 75... and I want see people post photographic evidence supporting their inclusion. (Just remember that only girls who have been in the Top 100 are eligible!)

So yeah, everyone should feel free to tell me about those types of blunders, just not this "but why no Serena!?!?!" stuff :)

Howie348
Sep 11th, 2009, 10:04 AM
When I started going through this thread a few days ago, I had no idea I'd get to the end and see that barely half of the choices have been selected.

Everyone who has posted here has had the right to do so, but the circular arguments and name-calling about Serena really bogged things. Points were made, then beaten to death.

Since we haven't seen the whole list, I can comment on players that should be higher on the list (IMHO) than what we've seen. My biggest disagreements are on Jankovic, Hingis and Vaidisova, with lesser disagreement on Stosur, Venus Williams, Pennetta and Dementieva.

Being partial to Jankovic, I'll make my points. We see her most often on court, where she chooses to pull her hair back, exposing her somewhat severe facial features. When she's out and about, with her beautiful hair down and admittedly made up, she looks much better. The butterface comments aren't out of line, but the competition for prettiest face in tennis isn't as tough as the competition for best body. I happen to agree with those who posted that Jelena has the best body in tennis -- each part striking in its own right and making the whole even better. But that crowning achievement carries less weight with Bryan (who's entitled to his opinion) than the negative of being among a group of butterfaces. Thus, girls with OK bodies and OK faces are ranked higher here than Jelena is.

I applaud the work Bryan has done in his research. He hs acquainted us (or me at least) with a number of players I'd never heard of. I thought I was a pretty big fan, now I can be even better.

Best wishes on exposing the remainder of the list with fewer delays.

TheBoiledEgg
Sep 11th, 2009, 10:54 AM
how about when you finish the 75 make the thread again and only with pics :)

AnomyBC
Sep 13th, 2009, 09:21 PM
This is probably going to get completely buried by more threads about Serena's foot fault meltdown about 5 minutes after I post it, but here's the next girl....

#34. Amanda Coetzer

Country: South Africa
Highest Ranking: #3

http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer19.jpg

Best Assets: Classically beautiful, friendly-looking, face and a tight, sexy little body
Negatives: Sometimes looks like a frumpy soccer mom, looks like middle-aged prostitute in single attempt at sexy men's mag photo shoot

So Amanda here is my sole representative from the continent of Africa. I consider her to be a little bit before my time, but back in the late 90's and very early 2000's she was considered to be one of the hottest players on the tour. She also reached #3 in the world and made several Grand Slam Semifinals, so apparently she wasn't too bad with the actual playing of the tennis either. Anyway, the overwhelming majority on the girls in my Top 75 are mildly exotic looking (at least to an American like me!) Eastern European beauties, so Amanda stands out as having a more traditional American or Western European look (which perhaps is somewhat ironic considering she's from South Africa!) I wouldn't go so far as to say that she looks like the girl next door, but she definitely looks like someone who might live in your neighborhood. Like someone you might see at a supermarket or something. And I think she has a very friendly, approachable-looking sort of face. Her only significant negative, as far as I can tell, is that she sometimes assumes a kind of frumpy-looking, soccer-mom-ish appearance---but even then she makes a very MILF-y looking soccer mom. I also wasn't impressed by her FHM pics. I don't know what the hell they did to her, but they made her look like a middle-aged tranny prostitute. It's a shame that that appears to be the only men's mag photo shoot she ever did. I suspect if she was around today she would have done a lot more of them. But yeah, she was a beautiful girl and I'm happy to report that she apparently wound up putting that beauty to good use---apparently she's now married to some 70-something year old billionaire. Nice work Amanda!

AnomyBC
Sep 16th, 2009, 03:59 AM
Since this entry got totally ignored due to Foot-fault-gate (as I predicted!), it's now time to do some comment bumping! :)

When I started going through this thread a few days ago, I had no idea I'd get to the end and see that barely half of the choices have been selected.

Everyone who has posted here has had the right to do so, but the circular arguments and name-calling about Serena really bogged things. Points were made, then beaten to death.

Since we haven't seen the whole list, I can comment on players that should be higher on the list (IMHO) than what we've seen. My biggest disagreements are on Jankovic, Hingis and Vaidisova, with lesser disagreement on Stosur, Venus Williams, Pennetta and Dementieva.

Being partial to Jankovic, I'll make my points. We see her most often on court, where she chooses to pull her hair back, exposing her somewhat severe facial features. When she's out and about, with her beautiful hair down and admittedly made up, she looks much better. The butterface comments aren't out of line, but the competition for prettiest face in tennis isn't as tough as the competition for best body. I happen to agree with those who posted that Jelena has the best body in tennis -- each part striking in its own right and making the whole even better. But that crowning achievement carries less weight with Bryan (who's entitled to his opinion) than the negative of being among a group of butterfaces. Thus, girls with OK bodies and OK faces are ranked higher here than Jelena is.

I applaud the work Bryan has done in his research. He hs acquainted us (or me at least) with a number of players I'd never heard of. I thought I was a pretty big fan, now I can be even better.

Best wishes on exposing the remainder of the list with fewer delays.

OK, so Jankovic I actually agree with. I've said a few times that I think I should have put her a little higher. And yeah, she definitely has an amazing body. I love her personality too.

Hingis I've always been a big fan of, and I think she's a cutie, but her body leaves a lot be desired. Not too crazy about the horse teeth either. I think she maybe should have been slightly higher, but I don't think I'd move her up more than a few spots.

With Vaidisova, the more pictures I look at of her the more a feel like I'm just not attracted to her at all. If I did the rankings over today she would probably be a spot or two lower because I would have moved Shvedova above her and because when I added Ula Radwanska she'd be above her as well.

And yeah, I know I say this every time and nothing ever happens, but I'll try to speed things up a little :)

AnomyBC
Sep 16th, 2009, 04:02 AM
how about when you finish the 75 make the thread again and only with pics :)

I think when I reach the end I'm going to repost the best pic from every entry so people can take in all 75 girls at once :)

SOA_MC
Sep 16th, 2009, 05:57 AM
Amanda Coetzer my first tennis fave :hearts:

-jenks-
Sep 16th, 2009, 07:16 AM
I love this thread! :hearts: :drool:

Monaco 84
Sep 16th, 2009, 10:28 AM
What a joke this rankings are. Sorry, I respect your effort you put into this, but it's just a sick list.

Pennetta and Dementieva outside top 40? :weirdo: :help:

She's certainly prettier. Pennetta has a nice body, but there's nothing special about her face. I'm surprised you would pick that as an example of my supposedly bad taste.

WTF? Just the opposite, her body is nothing special, but her face is beautiful, same goes to Dementieva (which maybe even has a better body)
Both of them are almost a perfect package.

To be honest, I didn't checked the entire list yet, if I find any more nonsense I will inform you. ;)

Monaco 84
Sep 16th, 2009, 10:39 AM
The number just right of the smiley represents how many places higher/lower a girl should be. :p

36. Elena Dementieva, RUS :mad: -30
37. Severine Bremond (aka Severine Beltrame), FRA +20
38. Petra Cetkovska, CZE
39. Martina Sucha, SVK
40. Zheng Jie (aka Jie Zheng), CHI
41. Anne-Gaelle Sidot, FRA
42. Miroslava Vavrinec, SUI
43. Flavia Pennetta, ITA :fiery: -35
44. Mashona Washington, USA
45. Olga Barabanschikova, BLR
46. Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova, RUS
47. Ioana Raluca Olaru, ROU :confused: -27
48. Camille Pin, FRA
49. Vasilisa Bardina, RUS
50. Agnes Szavay, HUN :confused: -20 at least

And where is Cirstea, the romanian cutie? :inlove:
Is the list in the first post updated, I mean where is the "current list"?

AnomyBC
Sep 17th, 2009, 12:54 AM
What a joke this rankings are. Sorry, I respect your effort you put into this, but it's just a sick list.

Pennetta and Dementieva outside top 40? :weirdo: :help:



WTF? Just the opposite, her body is nothing special, but her face is beautiful, same goes to Dementieva (which maybe even has a better body)
Both of them are almost a perfect package.

To be honest, I didn't checked the entire list yet, if I find any more nonsense I will inform you. ;)

First of all, Dementieva isn't outside of the Top 40, she's #36 :) And I really wanted to put her a little higher than that, I just couldn't figure out who to put below her. Ultimately what it came down to is I've just seen too many pictures of her where she looked really horrible. I mean, if I had only considered the pictures where she looked good she might be in the Top 20, but for all the good pictures there were at least as many--if not more--bad ones. Also, for what it's worth, Dav came to pretty much the same conclusion about where she should be, placing her at #34 in his rankings.

As for Pennetta, I think she has kind of a plain face. It can look kind of beautiful in some pictures I guess, but I definitely like her body much more than I like her face. That being said though, she's certainly not a butterface or anything like that. I just see her face as being kind of average-looking and uninteresting. As I said in my entry about her, part of that probably comes from the fact that I come from an Italian family and Pennetta basically looks like she could be my cousin or something.

AnomyBC
Sep 17th, 2009, 01:02 AM
The number just right of the smiley represents how many places higher/lower a girl should be. :p

36. Elena Dementieva, RUS :mad: -30
37. Severine Bremond (aka Severine Beltrame), FRA +20
38. Petra Cetkovska, CZE
39. Martina Sucha, SVK
40. Zheng Jie (aka Jie Zheng), CHI
41. Anne-Gaelle Sidot, FRA
42. Miroslava Vavrinec, SUI
43. Flavia Pennetta, ITA :fiery: -35
44. Mashona Washington, USA
45. Olga Barabanschikova, BLR
46. Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova, RUS
47. Ioana Raluca Olaru, ROU :confused: -27
48. Camille Pin, FRA
49. Vasilisa Bardina, RUS
50. Agnes Szavay, HUN :confused: -20 at least

And where is Cirstea, the romanian cutie? :inlove:
Is the list in the first post updated, I mean where is the "current list"?

So you think Dementieva, Pennetta, Olaru and Szavay should be higher, but Bremond should be lower? Interesting. This is actually the kind of feedback I was hoping more people would give me. I like hearing who people think should be higher or lower.

Cirstea is coming... It may be a while before I get to her though :)

The list in the first post is Dav's list. At some point I guess I'll add my rankings there too. Maybe that will end some of the confusion :)

PLP
Sep 19th, 2009, 07:50 AM
Kirilenko

AnomyBC
Sep 20th, 2009, 10:22 PM
For those of you that were confused about Dav's rankings being in my original post and not my own, good news---I've now added my rankings to the original post as well. Anyway, here's the next girl. As has become the norm, I changed the girl I had in this position about 5 times before I eventually decided on...

#33. Angela Haynes

Country: USA
HIghest Ranking: #95

http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes16.jpg

Best Assets: Adorably cute and extremely expressive face, beautiful eyes and smile
Negatives: Doesn't show off her body as much as I'd like, kind of obsessed with always wearing bandannas, hasn't lived up to her potential as a tennis player

So I've never seen Angie on one of these lists, but for me she was definitely a shoe-in from the very beginning because I've always considered her to be both the most beautiful black tennis player ever and also the 2nd most beautiful American player in recent years (after Ashley Harkleroad.) I actually really wanted her to be in my Top 30 but unfortunately I had about 35-40 girls I wanted to have in the Top 30 and it turns out that that's just not mathematically possible so this was the best I could do. Anyway, I think she's a really beautiful girl and in particular I think she has a really beautiful face. She has beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile and she's got one of the most unbelievably expressive faces that I've ever seen. If you look at her pictures, she's got like the most amazing facial expressions for every possible emotion and I love that. On the negative side, I've never seen a picture of her in a bikini or a sports bra or any kind of sexy outfit and that's something I'd definitely like to see her work on in the future. And even though they look good on her, she should experiment with not wearing a bandanna once in a while (I think she's wearing one in like 95% of the pics I have of her.) She should also work on winning more tennis matches and getting her ranking back into the Top 100 where she belongs. She's been hovering in the 100-150 range in the rankings for like 4 years now and it's really starting to get a little ridiculous. I think a lot of people have actually forgotten that she even exists, which is never a good sign for a player's career. And that's a pretty big change from just a few years ago when she was---amazingly---featured as one of only 12 female characters in the 2006 tennis video game Top Spin 2. They actually chose her over Serena Williams, Justine Henin and Kim Clijsters, among others. Anyway, I hope she gets her act together because I'd love to see her start kicking some major ass in these tennis tournaments someday :inlove:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Sep 20th, 2009, 10:24 PM
You forgot to mention her ass.

AnomyBC
Sep 20th, 2009, 10:30 PM
You forgot to mention her ass.

Unfortunately, I haven't seen enough of it to really have an opinion, but I'm sure it's a nice one :)

PS - Feel free to post pics showing why this should be included as one of her best assets :)

teo_honey
Sep 21st, 2009, 09:24 AM
So I have a question. Why did you make a top 75 instead of a top 100, since you only picked players who reached top 100? That would have made more sense.

Vaidisova Ruled
Sep 21st, 2009, 09:38 AM
It's still not over? :haha:

jacobruiz
Sep 21st, 2009, 12:01 PM
http://www.bryanspage.com/Haynes15.jpg
I've always thought that Angela's adorable. She's so cute with her baby face and dimples, and her natural hair. Possibly more cute than "hot".

Invisible Fan
Sep 21st, 2009, 03:00 PM
Angela :hearts:

Sucks she can't get any momentum going in her career, thought she would do better after seeing her give Serena a good match at Wimbeldon in 2005 (I think).

I love the bandanas too it reminds me of tupac - gangsta lol

AnomyBC
Sep 22nd, 2009, 03:24 AM
So I have a question. Why did you make a top 75 instead of a top 100, since you only picked players who reached top 100? That would have made more sense.

Looking at how long it's taking me to do 75, do you really have to ask that? :lol:

AnomyBC
Sep 22nd, 2009, 03:26 AM
It's still not over? :haha:

No, and I'm afraid it may have some time to go still :)

kris719
Sep 22nd, 2009, 03:59 AM
No, and I'm afraid it may have some time to go still :)

haha I remember when I first found this thread it was already like 10 pages long and I was thinking "damn it's probably over I'll just have a look at what he's got here" only to see you were only on like girl 5 or something :lol:

It most certainly is an epic thread.

!Gio!
Sep 22nd, 2009, 06:39 PM
This is probably going to get completely buried by more threads about Serena's foot fault meltdown about 5 minutes after I post it, but here's the next girl....

#34. Amanda Coetzer

Country: South Africa
Highest Ranking: #3

http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Coetzer19.jpg

Best Assets: Classically beautiful, friendly-looking, face and a tight, sexy little body
Negatives: Sometimes looks like a frumpy soccer mom, looks like middle-aged prostitute in single attempt at sexy men's mag photo shoot

So Amanda here is my sole representative from the continent of Africa. I consider her to be a little bit before my time, but back in the late 90's and very early 2000's she was considered to be one of the hottest players on the tour. She also reached #3 in the world and made several Grand Slam Semifinals, so apparently she wasn't too bad with the actual playing of the tennis either. Anyway, the overwhelming majority on the girls in my Top 75 are mildly exotic looking (at least to an American like me!) Eastern European beauties, so Amanda stands out as having a more traditional American or Western European look (which perhaps is somewhat ironic considering she's from South Africa!) I wouldn't go so far as to say that she looks like the girl next door, but she definitely looks like someone who might live in your neighborhood. Like someone you might see at a supermarket or something. And I think she has a very friendly, approachable-looking sort of face. Her only significant negative, as far as I can tell, is that she sometimes assumes a kind of frumpy-looking, soccer-mom-ish appearance---but even then she makes a very MILF-y looking soccer mom. I also wasn't impressed by her FHM pics. I don't know what the hell they did to her, but they made her look like a middle-aged tranny prostitute. It's a shame that that appears to be the only men's mag photo shoot she ever did. I suspect if she was around today she would have done a lot more of them. But yeah, she was a beautiful girl and I'm happy to report that she apparently wound up putting that beauty to good use---apparently she's now married to some 70-something year old billionaire. Nice work Amanda!


Should be atleast top 15 if not top 10 but she is way before your time an most so I respect it, as someone who has seen her in person and met her she is breathtakingly beautiful and for me the number one!!!:hearts:

kinseh
Sep 25th, 2009, 05:48 PM
Amanda Coetzer reminds me so much of Jennifer Aniston. Good choice. :)

AnomyBC
Sep 28th, 2009, 02:56 AM
OK, time for another girl!

#32. Alona Bondarenko

Country: Ukraine
Highest Ranking: #19

http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bondarenko20.jpg

Best Assets: Amazing body, amazing ass, beautiful eyes, possible threesome opportunity
Negatives: Kind of a butterface, not crazy about the nose piercing

So Alona here has been greatly heralded for her beauty in recent years and Dav had her all the way up at #10 in his rankings. Personally, I think she has an amazing body, but her face just doesn't do it for me. I think the problem is summed up well in the last picture above, from her recent FHM shoot. You look at the lower half of that picture and you're just like, "Wow, what an incredible ass!", but then you move your eyes up to her face and you're just like, "Holy sh!t! What the f!ck is that!!!" Her face basically looks like someone grabbed it and stretched it out from the cheekbones. And not just in that picture, but just in general. I live in New York and I see people from all over the world on the subway everyday, but I really feel like I've never seen a girl with a facial structure quite like Alona's. Even her sister has a much more normal facial structure. Her face makes me think back to my days as an anthropology major where we would have to describe the appearance of different skulls from extinct species of hominids. Basically Alona has what we would have described as an extremely robust face with especially robust cheekbones. I actually look at pictures of her face sometimes and I think that she could be like some kind of lost race of human being. And I'm also not a fan of her nose piercing at all. I think she has a rather masculine looking face to begin with and I think the nose piercing just makes it look even less feminine. And yet, despite saying all this I still think she looks beautiful enough to rank her this high---above some other girls that I'm totally in love with. It's really very strange, but ultimately I guess for every question I have about her face, her body usually has an answer for it. Another thing I like about her that helps me put aside a lot of the questions I have about her face is the fact that she seems to be close to her sister, going so far as to get matching tattoos with her. Close sister relationships are always intriguing for a guy because it opens up the possibility of sister-sister threesomes---perhaps the ultimate Holy Grail of male fantasies. I think there's another thing at work here too though: I think her face looks so strange to me that it actually gives her sort of an exotic appeal. Like if I was with her, I might imagine that I was stranded on some remote, previously undiscovered island somewhere and she was one of the strange native girls I found inhabiting it. There's something kind of hot about that, you know? Anyway, this is getting kind of long, but as a final note, I saw her at the US Open recently and although I failed to get a picture with her as I had intended, I'm happy to report that she was very nice to the fans, signing autographs and taking some pictures with other people, so as with several of the other girls on this list I definitely have to give her some bonus points for that.

kris719
Sep 28th, 2009, 03:37 AM
"possible threesome opportunity"
ahaha :lol:

but yeah, it seems Alona is even hotter in person. I had never been that in to her until I saw her in the flesh at the USO this year. Hot indeed :eek:

Becool
Sep 28th, 2009, 04:04 AM
She got a little too heavy for me (please don't kill me Serena fans!) I do have a Williams sister in my Top 75 though.

that's ok, you have the ugly

but it's your opinion and this thread doesn't count cuz you picked the players YOU think are atractive.. so

AnomyBC
Sep 28th, 2009, 05:32 AM
that's ok, you have the ugly

but it's your opinion and this thread doesn't count cuz you picked the players YOU think are atractive.. so

Oh no, not that conversation again. Can't we just let the whole Serena thing die?

AnomyBC
Oct 7th, 2009, 03:43 AM
So anywayz, here's another girl....

#31. Petra Mandula

Country: Hungary
Highest Ranking: #30

http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula19.jpg

Best Assets: Cute face, big bouncy boobs
Negatives: Looks slightly chunky in some pics, never really lived up to her potential, crappy Wikipedia page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petra_Mandula)

So I really wanted to have Petra in my Top 30, but I decided the pictures I had of her weren't really as good as the pics I had of the other girls. I'm finding that it can be really difficult to find good pictures of some of these girls who have been retired for a while on the internet. Not only are there fewer pics, but they also tend to be smaller and much lower quality. It's a shame because it really puts some of these girls like Petra, Nagyova, Sucha, Sidot, etc. at a real disadvantage. I guess that's why I tend to get a lot of negative responses to the retired girls I post, cuz the pictures aren't as good... and I guess a lot of people here don't really remember these girls? In any case, I never got to see Mandula play, but I think she's adorable. She was also the Bethanie Mattek of her era in the sense of having giant, bouncing breasts. Like Mattek, she seemed to be against the idea of sports bras and the Kournikovian notion that "only the balls should bounce". Sadly, she never really lived up to her potential as a tennis player. She never won a WTA singles title and after making the Quarters as a qualifier in one of the first slams she played, she was never able to make it that far again. Like Kournikova though, she did partly make up for her lack of singles titles by winning some doubles titles. Petra also wins the award for having the shortest, most random and most depressing Wikipedia page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petra_Mandula) of any of the girls on this list. It's only a few sentences long and for some bizarre reason it chooses to focus on the fact that she lost in the first round of both the 2000 and 2004 Olympics. Anyway, the bottom line is that she was a cute girl with big boobs and that's pretty much all that really needs to be said basically :)

kris719
Oct 7th, 2009, 04:47 AM
ehh I've seen better.

next.

Golovinjured.
Oct 7th, 2009, 04:49 AM
Are we being punk'd?

nelsondan
Oct 7th, 2009, 06:30 AM
Oh no, not that conversation again. Can't we just let the whole Serena thing die?

It seems to me you make special rules to apply to Serena.

Originally Posted by AnomyBC
She got a little too heavy for me (please don't kill me Serena fans!) I do have a Williams sister in my Top 75 though.

That sort of implies that she used to not be too heavy for you---I thought all the girls were supposed to be judged at the point at which they were at their hottest---some on your list probably do not make it if you count all the freckles, or kilos, or zits they have now, which they did not have when you look at the pictures upon which you base your judgements.

Corswandt
Oct 7th, 2009, 11:22 AM
http://www.bryanspage.com/Mandula13.jpg

These biker bandannas are so 1990s.

Corswandt
Oct 7th, 2009, 11:28 AM
Suggestion: links in the OP for the actual picture posts. Can't be arsed to wade through all this shit.

AnomyBC
Oct 9th, 2009, 03:24 AM
It seems to me you make special rules to apply to Serena.

I don't make special rules for Serena, I just don't think she's attractive.

That sort of implies that she used to not be too heavy for you---I thought all the girls were supposed to be judged at the point at which they were at their hottest---some on your list probably do not make it if you count all the freckles, or kilos, or zits they have now, which they did not have when you look at the pictures upon which you base your judgements.

She did used to not be too heavy for me. I thought she was much more attractive when she was younger. But I'm not really going by peak attractiveness, I'm going more by average attractiveness over the last 10 years. If I was going by peak attractiveness, then Anna-Lena Groenefeld would have been in my Top 75 :)

Donny
Oct 9th, 2009, 03:28 AM
Very... eurocentric list.

niangaroo
Oct 9th, 2009, 03:29 AM
I vote Maria Sharapova.

AnomyBC
Oct 9th, 2009, 03:44 AM
Suggestion: links in the OP for the actual picture posts. Can't be arsed to wade through all this shit.

I kind of feel like the wading through the whole thread is part of the experience though, you know? I think if I put links to each girl's pics then that would make things too easy. I don't want this thread to be like a convenience store, I want it to be like an endless forest. Even though this is supposed to be a countdown I kind of want people who come in here to feel like there's no guarantee that there will ever be an end to it. I want people to feel like this thread could go on forever, like for all of eternity. I want it to be like an epic poem---the kind of poem so epic that hundreds of years from now it gets made into an even more epic computer-animated blockbuster movie featuring a naked Angelina Jolie as the villain. I think the world needs more threads like that and I don't think they can be fully appreciated without doing a little wading :)

AnomyBC
Oct 9th, 2009, 03:46 AM
Very... eurocentric list.

Well what can I do? It's a very eurocentic sport :lol:

Stevecw
Oct 9th, 2009, 04:00 AM
I kind of feel like the wading through the whole thread is part of the experience though, you know? I think if I put links to each girl's pics then that would make things too easy. I don't want this thread to be like a convenience store, I want it to be like an endless forest. Even though this is supposed to be a countdown I kind of want people who come in here to feel like there's no guarantee that there will ever be an end to it. I want people to feel like this thread could go on forever, like for all of eternity. I want it to be like an epic poem---the kind of poem so epic that hundreds of years from now it gets made into an even more epic computer-animated blockbuster movie featuring a naked Angelina Jolie as the villain. I think the world needs more threads like that and I don't think they can be fully appreciated without doing a little wading :)


I love this thread and part of its appeal is the way it drags on forever...with about a month between each position!! :p
But a movie with Jolie....by time this thread is finished she will either be dead or a granny in a home somewhere!! :lol:

Btw Mandula is kinda cute, i'd never seen or heard of her before this!!

AnomyBC
Oct 9th, 2009, 04:01 AM
Interesting statistics update: I've now posted 15 retired players and about 9 or 10 of them have gotten mostly negative comments. Weird. Hopefully the 4 or 5 remaining retired players will fare better :)

AnomyBC
Oct 9th, 2009, 04:03 AM
I love this thread and part of its appeal is the way it drags on forever...with about a month between each position!! :p
But a movie with Jolie....by time this thread is finished she will either be dead or a granny in a home somewhere!! :lol:

Btw Mandula is kinda cute, i'd never seen or heard of her before this!!

Well this is a computer-generated Angelina Jolie we're talking about here, so she wouldn't actually age :)

Singleniacki
Oct 9th, 2009, 04:09 AM
I vote Vera Zvonerava.

AnomyBC
Oct 11th, 2009, 07:54 AM
OK, next girl! This is that naked girl I mentioned a while back! Also, some people never thought it would happen, but we've now officially made it to the Top 30!!

#30. Anastasia Myskina

Country: Russia
Highest Ranking: #2

http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina20.jpg

Bonus Topless Pic! (http://www.bryanspage.com/Myskina21.jpg)

Best Assets: Feisty personality, exotic Eastern European looks, beautiful eyes, likes to experiment with exhibitionism and lesbianism
Negatives: Small boobs, slightly odd-looking egg-shaped head

So I don't know if Myskina officially counts as a retired player yet (Wikipedia claims she's not officially retired), but if she does count, I'm expecting her to get a much more positive response than the other retired players I've featured so far, based both on the fact that she seems to be popular here and the fact that I have much better pictures of her than I had of those other girls. I actually originally had her a little bit lower than this, but I decided that based on these pictures she really deserved to be in the Top 30. Anyway, Myskina reminds me a lot of Jankovic---they're both tall, dark-haired girls with egg-shaped heads and very expressive, memorable personalities---but I think Myskina is more attractive facially, whereas Jankovic (who I think I've under-ranked here) has the better body. I also think Myskina has one of the most distinctly Eastern European looks of all the major tennis players, and although logically you wouldn't think that would necessarily stand out amongst a group of people who are themselves mostly Eastern European, somehow it does for me and for whatever reason I see her as being kind of exotic looking. I guess it all comes down to the shape of her head, which is one of the more unusual shapes that I've seen in my life---although not quite as unusual as Alona Bondarenko's. Body-wise she seems to have great abs, a reasonably nice ass, and although she has small boobs, they seem to be pretty firm and perky which more than makes up for their small size. As I mentioned above, I'm also a big fan of her very feisty, expressive personality. She's the kind of girl who you'll be fantasizing about and she'll actually start yelling at you in the fantasy. Some people would say that that's maybe not a good thing, but for some reason she's one of those girls where I have to admit that the idea of her yelling at me kind of turns me on a little. Anyway, I also have to give her props for the naked horse pictures, which I think are amazing. For some reason she apparently doesn't like them herself, but I can't imagine why. Personally, I think they're some of hottest, sexiest pictures that have ever been taken of any tennis player, and furthermore I think she looks beautiful in them. Recently, I was also excited to find out that she was caught (and photographed) making out with another girl at a party (http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=365030). God knows there's nothing sexier to a guy than a hot, and otherwise straight, girl who likes to occasionally fool around with other hot girls. And of course it opens up the possibility of threesomes as well. So yeah, there's a lot to love about Myskina and I definitely miss her. She actually disappeared just as I was starting to really get into her. Hopefully Wikipedia is right and there's still a chance she might come back someday...

(Wow, this was a long entry!)

Drimal
Oct 11th, 2009, 08:02 AM
Anastasia :inlove: ... but 30 is waaaay too low :(

Hantuchova, Kirilenko, Dementieva, Myskina, Chakvetadze are the 5 most beautiful players for me ;)

AnomyBC
Oct 11th, 2009, 08:12 AM
Anastasia :inlove: ... but 30 is waaaay too low :(

Hantuchova, Kirilenko, Dementieva, Myskina, Chakvetadze are the 5 most beautiful players for me ;)

Well Dav had her at #38, so this is an 8 spot jump for her :)

Also, I totally agree with you about Chakvetadze. Bizarrely, she was completely left off of Dav's list, but I have her up really high on mine :inlove:

And needless to say, Kirilenko and Hantuchova are also very high up :drool:

Cakeisgood
Oct 11th, 2009, 08:33 AM
Myskina has always resembled a horse imo. Nice bod though.

Oizo
Oct 11th, 2009, 09:30 AM
Nastya :hearts:

teo_honey
Oct 11th, 2009, 09:52 AM
Yeah, what about the negatives of her horse teeth and scary smile? I don't think you want photos of those...

Andiyan
Oct 11th, 2009, 12:03 PM
I think Myskina's beauty is often underrated. She stands out from the rest of 'the crowd' with such a unique face..and she has this classical look like she just crawled out of a painting. She's surely being missed.

ps, this was the most 'sexual' post you made so far I think Anomy. :lol:

Oizo
Oct 11th, 2009, 12:11 PM
Myskina is called the "Mona Lisa of Tennis" :angel: :hearts:

Golovinjured.
Oct 11th, 2009, 12:21 PM
Nastya :inlove:

AnomyBC
Oct 12th, 2009, 03:04 AM
I think Myskina's beauty is often underrated. She stands out from the rest of 'the crowd' with such a unique face..and she has this classical look like she just crawled out of a painting. She's surely being missed.

ps, this was the most 'sexual' post you made so far I think Anomy. :lol:

Just wait till I get to Cibulkova and Golovin ;)

Andiyan
Oct 12th, 2009, 03:07 AM
Don't touch Domi :scared:

:lol:

AnomyBC
Oct 12th, 2009, 03:24 AM
Don't touch Domi :scared:

:lol:

Actually I have touched Domi... She's one of 5 players so far that I've touched :lol:

Ysabella
Oct 12th, 2009, 09:58 AM
well as to hotness, i gotta give it to kournikova, but as to prettiness, as in pretty face, ana ivanovic hands down!

Singleniacki
Oct 12th, 2009, 10:27 AM
Alona should have been a lot higher than 32.

If ivanovic reaches the top 10 god help us all.

Have you/are you going to put vera zvonerava in the poll? :drool:

Zébulon
Oct 12th, 2009, 04:51 PM
What's the big deal about Alona ? Her face is dull. :shrug:

majcpw
Oct 17th, 2009, 01:05 AM
Alona should have been a lot higher than 32.

If ivanovic reaches the top 10 god help us all.

Have you/are you going to put vera zvonerava in the poll? :drool:
Bepa is definitely under-rated but now that she's doing more photo shoots and showing off what she has, her stock is rising.

AnomyBC
Oct 17th, 2009, 05:09 AM
Alona should have been a lot higher than 32.

If ivanovic reaches the top 10 god help us all.

Have you/are you going to put vera zvonerava in the poll? :drool:

I don't like Alona's face. Ivanovic will obviously be in the Top 10. Zvonareva will indeed be featured :)

Singleniacki
Oct 17th, 2009, 07:42 AM
Yay Vera FTW

Singleniacki
Oct 17th, 2009, 07:43 AM
I'm already looking forward to you proposed worst tennis player list.

Volcana
Oct 17th, 2009, 07:46 AM
Well what can I do? It's a very eurocentic sport :lol:It would be more than fair to say, I think, that your list tell us a lot more about you than it does about the players or the the sport.

AnomyBC
Oct 17th, 2009, 10:05 PM
It would be more than fair to say, I think, that your list tell us a lot more about you than it does about the players or the the sport.

What does this have to do with what you just quoted? :confused: And yeah, obviously it does tell you a lot about me---particularly what tennis players I find attractive---but more importantly it also features lots of pictures of hot tennis players for everyone here to enjoy, plus fascinating commentary and spirited debate :)

AnomyBC
Oct 24th, 2009, 10:07 PM
OK, time for another girl! Sorry for the ridiculously long delay again. My excuse is that I've been working on my Worst Female Tennis Players thread, which I should be posting sometime soon. But yeah, here's the next girl.....

#29. Klara Zakopalova
(aka Klara Koukalova)

Country: Czech Republic
Highest Ranking: #27

http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova19.jpg
Bonus pic! (http://www.bryanspage.com/Zakopalova20.jpg)

Best Assets: Adorably cute face, beautiful eyes, nice ass, nice legs
Negatives: Always looks sad, current name doesn't sound as dirty as previous name

So my love for Kookie here stems primarily from seeing her play at the 2008 US Open. Before that I thought she looked cute enough for me to have circled her on my schedule as one of players I wanted to see, but I really wasn't prepared for how good she actually looked that day. I was expecting her look like she looked in the pictures I had seen of her---a cute, freckle-faced, girl-next-door type---but to my surprise she looked totally different. First of all, for some reason she wasn't freckle-faced that day. But the thing that really caught my attention was how hot she looked in this outfit she was wearing. She was wearing this short blue skirt (which you can see in some of pictures above) and she looked amazing in it. I never realized she had a hot body before, but her ass and her legs looked really incredible that day. Her face looked really beautiful too---far more beautiful than in the previous pictures I had seen of her. I think I may have caught her on perhaps the best day of her life, looks-wise, because since then I've tried to find more pictures of her where she looks that beautiful and aside from maybe one or two pictures I haven't really been able to find any. I mean, she looks good in a lot of the other pictures, but they just don't capture how amazing she looked on this one particular day that I saw her. I've included 5 of my own pictures from that US Open here (the 5 with the blue skirt) in an effort to try to show you all how amazing she looked, but I'm not sure if my own pictures really captured it either. In any case, the bottom line is she looked really, really beautiful that day and I totally fell in love with her. On the negative side though, I must say that I really loved her original name, "Koukalova", which was one of my favorite tennis player names at the time, so I was really sad when she changed it. Another possible negative is that she always looks incredibly sad when she's playing, but personally I find this to be more endearing than anything else. Unfortunately I was unable to see her at this year's US Open because she lost in the Qualies and although I had originally planned on attending the Qualies this year I unfortunately wound up being out of the country at the time. Next year, however, I shall be there, so as long as she doesn't skip the tournament altogether I should be able to see her again. This time I hope to get a picture with her :inlove:

Golovinjured.
Oct 24th, 2009, 11:28 PM
She's never done anything for me.

Andiyan
Oct 25th, 2009, 12:21 AM
Well deserved :yeah:

majcpw
Oct 26th, 2009, 02:28 AM
Remember when I said the next entry would include naked pics? Well ignore that for the moment, cuz I just changed the order of the girls again... So yeah, here's another girl... And sorry for the delay again!

#35. Henrieta Nagyova

Who is the second girl from the left?

http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova04.jpg

AnomyBC
Oct 26th, 2009, 04:50 AM
Who is the second girl from the left?

http://www.bryanspage.com/Nagyova04.jpg

Somebody named Brooke Nord. She's by far the least famous girl in that picture. Apparently she is (or was) a tennis player, but beyond that I couldn't tell you much about her :)

This is her juniors profile on the ITF tennis site:
http://www.itftennis.com/juniors/players/player.asp?player=100052940

It's completely blank. Apparently she was never ranked and she only played one match in her career, which she lost. She has no regular profile, just the juniors profile, so apparently she never progressed into the regular tournaments. Apparently taking the picture above was the peak of her career :)

majcpw
Oct 30th, 2009, 02:06 PM
Somebody named Brooke Nord. She's by far the least famous girl in that picture. Apparently she is (or was) a tennis player, but beyond that I couldn't tell you much about her :)

This is her juniors profile on the ITF tennis site:
http://www.itftennis.com/juniors/players/player.asp?player=100052940

It's completely blank. Apparently she was never ranked and she only played one match in her career, which she lost. She has no regular profile, just the juniors profile, so apparently she never progressed into the regular tournaments. Apparently taking the picture above was the peak of her career :)
Thanks much for the info. You are right, not much info out there about her other than she played DII college tennis, sat out a year due to injury/illness, and might not have ever resumed playing.

majcpw
Oct 30th, 2009, 04:08 PM
She's never done anything for me.
Me neither, until this picture thread, and now I am a fan. Thanks AnomyBC! :)

fish_wilson
Oct 30th, 2009, 04:20 PM
Klara. yes now we are talking. And to me that sulky face is actually a good thing. I like sulky girls.

madmax
Oct 30th, 2009, 04:33 PM
Klara is simply a babe - should be much higher on your list, a pure sex:devil:

AnomyBC
Nov 8th, 2009, 09:12 AM
OK, sorry for the super-long delay again. As I think I said last time, I've been a little distracted with my upcoming Top 50 Worst Female Tennis Players of the Last 12 Years thread, which will be epic in it's own way, but presumably won't take as long as this one since I'm going to be posting all 50 girls at once---and without pictures (although I may add some later). I also have an idea for a 3rd amazing, epic thread, but I don't know when, if ever, I'll have the time to actually sit down and make it. As for this thread, my new goal is to have it finished by French Open 2010. But it won't finish when I get to #1. I'm also going to be posting some bonus girls after that. But anyway, here's the next girl!

#28. Iveta Benesova

Country: Czech Republic
Highest Ranking: #25

http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova20.jpg
Bonus pic of me and Iveta! (http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova-Me.jpg)

Best Assets: Not afraid to show off her sexy body, beautiful eyes
Negatives: Face is kind of plain, big pointy nose

So Iveta here is one of 3 girls I got my picture taken with at the 2008 US Open (which was by far my most successful US Open in terms of getting hot female players to take pictures with me). Out of the 3 girls, Iveta was the only one I didn't feel a strong physical attraction to when I had my arm around her. I think this was partly due to the fact that I wasn't that attracted to her facially and partly due to the fact that she was about a foot taller than me. Unlike in some of the pics above, she was also fully dressed, which was deeply disappointing. That being said, I think she looks amazing in these pictures and of course I can't help but like any player who's nice enough to let me take a picture with her (she's one of only 5 who have let me so far.) Anyway, she reminds me a lot of Hantuchova. Both of them are tall and skinny, both of them love to show off their bodies in skimpy outfits and I think there's kind of a vague general resemblance between them as well. The major differences are that Daniela has a prettier, younger-looking face and Iveta has a more developed body. Iveta has also happily taken her exhibitionism a step further than Daniela by posing for a topless picture (see censored version above!) Other things I like about her include her eyes, which appear to be very beautiful, and her intense stare (I've always been attracted to intense stares---Sharapova's is my favorite!) On the negative side, she has this big, pointy nose with big nostrils that sometimes gives her kind of a bird-like appearance. Overall though, she's definitely a very attractive girl and she definitely knows how to show off her best features. On a side note, I was shocked to find out while researching her that's she's only won one singles title and it was back in 2004. Hopefully she'll correct that odd fact and win a 2nd one sometime soon.

AnomyBC
Nov 8th, 2009, 09:18 AM
Klara. yes now we are talking. And to me that sulky face is actually a good thing. I like sulky girls.

I love her sulky face too :inlove:

nevetssllim
Nov 8th, 2009, 09:25 AM
Iveta :inlove:

Although I don't think she has a plain face. I think she has a really gorgeous smile and really nice eyes too :D

Caralenko
Nov 11th, 2009, 10:13 PM
Benesova is a good choice :lol: I question your judgement of putting her above Klara though!

http://www.bryanspage.com/Benesova-Me.jpg
[AnomyBC and Iveta Benesova, for those who missed it.]

AnomyBC
Nov 11th, 2009, 11:26 PM
AH! I feel so exposed now! :eek:

delicatecutter
Nov 12th, 2009, 12:22 AM
Iveta is so sexy. :drool:

kris719
Nov 12th, 2009, 12:29 AM
AH! I feel so exposed now! :eek:

:lol: wat up Anomy BC. nice shirt.

for some reason though, Iveta's face has me squirming slightly sometimes.

Slutati
Nov 12th, 2009, 12:37 AM
Iveta is the sex.

Zébulon
Nov 12th, 2009, 06:27 PM
No hips, no breasts. :shrug:

majcpw
Nov 15th, 2009, 10:33 PM
No hips, no breasts. :shrug:
More like narrow hips and small breasts, but it certainly doesn't disqualify her from this thread.

... and she does clean up nicely for photo shoots. :)

http://www.jaromanagement.com/zeny/003/00.jpg

http://www.jaromanagement.com/zeny/003/03.jpg

http://www.jaromanagement.com/zeny/003/04.jpg

jimmy_the_greek
Nov 16th, 2009, 09:23 AM
Would have voted for Vaidisova. She deserves to be on the list.

Zébulon
Nov 16th, 2009, 04:49 PM
"Me ?"
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1324/556165178_13ad66d5a5_o.jpg

AnomyBC
Nov 17th, 2009, 02:18 AM
Would have voted for Vaidisova. She deserves to be on the list.

She is on the list, but I only have her at #58. I have relatively low because I've seen too many pictures of her like the one someone just posted above :eek:

AnomyBC
Nov 22nd, 2009, 02:02 PM
Sorry as always for the excessively long delay---here's the next girl!

#27. Michaella Krajicek

Country: Netherlands
Highest Ranking: #30

http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek20.jpg

Best Assets: Adorably cute face, beautiful eyes, amazing smile
Negatives: Went through a tragic and disturbing short-hair phase

So I think most people will agree with me that Michaella here is one of the most adorably cute players in the WTA. Her face is just awesome. It makes you just want to take like hundreds of close-up pictures of it (just ask Ralf Reinecke!) The one big negative I have with her is the horrifying short-hair period she went through in 2007. Thankfully her hair is back to normal now, but I can't entirely erase the image of her with short hair from my brain. To this day, I still occasionally wake up sweaty and screaming from having nightmares about a short-haired Michaella Krajicek coming after me with one of those hair buzzer things. At first it doesn't really make sense for this to scare me because I already have short hair myself, but I think in this dream I'm a girl with long hair. Anyway, in the dream the short-haired Michaella runs after me with the hair buzzer and she keeps yelling "Let's all have short hair! Let's all have short hair!" and then she finally catches me and I wake up screaming and sweaty, like I said. I've talked to some other tennis fans about this and they've told me that they were similarly traumatize by this short-hair period. At least one of them was actually diagnosed with PTSD. Anyway, I'm not even going to show any pictures of her with the short hair here because it's just too scary. (Actually, it's pretty short in the 3rd to last picture above, but there was a period where it was even shorter than that.) But despite ignoring most of 2007, I was still able to find many pictures of her where she looks absolutely amazing, as you can see from the pics about. As you can see, she really does have an exceptionally beautiful face. Not only does she have beautiful eyes and an amazing smile, as I mentioned above, but her face is also big and round and as I've mentioned in the past I've always been a sucker for girls with big, round faces. Anyway, aside from the short-hair phase, the only other negative thing you can say about Michaella is that she's totally failed to live up to her potential as tennis player. She was the #1 junior in 2004 and she made it all the way to #30 as a teenager, but for some bizarre reason she's spent the last year and a half outside of the Top 100. I'm not even aware of her being injured, so I'm not quite sure what the deal is. She's really someone who should be in the Top 10 right now, but instead she's at #129. I guess for the time being she can take comfort in the fact that she's doing better than fellow-20-year-old Nicole Vaidisova, but hopefully she'll get her act together at some point and at least make it back into the Top 30. (On a side note, the failure of Vaidisova and Krajicek, who were once the most promising girls born in 1989 is one reason why the 1990-born Wozniacki is probably going to become the #1 player in the world someday.) Anyway, to summarize, Michaella is an adorable cutiepie who needs to be kept away from hair buzzers and who needs to get herself back into the Top 100 like immediately.

Freakan
Nov 22nd, 2009, 02:23 PM
:haha:

fouc
Nov 22nd, 2009, 02:53 PM
wow, i was just absent-mindedly going through some pics threads here, and watching this set of photos I thought to myself - Misa is seriously hideous, she looks almost repulsive on some of these... then I realized what thread this is... It's just sad. And I have nothing against her, but just look at this pic with golden baloons, isn't that a definition of unpretty?

Golovinjured.
Nov 22nd, 2009, 02:56 PM
She looks best in the 4th pic

delicatecutter
Nov 22nd, 2009, 03:28 PM
Sorry I don't think Krajicek is hot at all. :o

Steff_forever
Nov 22nd, 2009, 03:36 PM
Sorry as always for the excessively long delay---here's the next girl!

#27. Michaella Krajicek
Best Assets: Adorably cute face, beautiful eyes, amazing smile
Negatives: Went through a tragic and disturbing short-hair phase

...Thankfully her hair is back to normal now, but I can't entirely erase the image of her with short hair from my brain. To this day, I still occasionally wake up sweaty and screaming from having nightmares about a short-haired Michaella Krajicek coming after me with one of those hair buzzer things. ...

:haha:

AnomyBC
Nov 22nd, 2009, 03:37 PM
wow, i was just absent-mindedly going through some pics threads here, and watching this set of photos I thought to myself - Misa is seriously hideous, she looks almost repulsive on some of these... then I realized what thread this is... It's just sad. And I have nothing against her, but just look at this pic with golden baloons, isn't that a definition of unpretty?

This is probably the most surprising and perplexing comment that anyone has ever posted here (and that's saying a lot!) What pictures does she look hideous or repulsive in? And how does she look unpretty in the golden balloon pics? She actually looks incredibly beautiful in all of these pics. I was actually just thinking to myself that maybe I put her too low and then I read this and I'm like, Huh??? :confused:

Safe-From-Harm
Nov 22nd, 2009, 03:51 PM
JJ's got greatest body:lick:
Ana is really cute.
Sharapova got a whole package:angel:
Kirilenko has something....probably boobs:cool:
And SW has boobs and ass,multiple 2 times:tape:

!Gio!
Nov 22nd, 2009, 04:17 PM
I am sorry Misa is not a bad looking girl but top 75 hottest, any credibility left in this list just crashed.
And that you have Flavia, Amanda Coetzer, Elena D, Martina, Iveta B, Alona, etc. all below her is just a crime.

Anyway lists like this never work because beauty is really in the eye of the beholder.
Someone will always disagree but you did put a lot of effort in it so :)

AnomyBC
Nov 22nd, 2009, 04:36 PM
I am sorry Misa is not a bad looking girl but top 75 hottest, any credibility left in this list just crashed.
And that you have Flavia, Amanda Coetzer, Elena D, Martina, Iveta B, Alona, etc. all below her is just a crime.

Anyway lists like this never work because beauty is really in the eye of the beholder.
Someone will always disagree but you did put a lot of effort in it so :)

I think Misa is easily hotter than those other girls... especially if you ignore the short-hair phase :)

Corswandt
Nov 22nd, 2009, 05:56 PM
I am sorry Misa is not a bad looking girl but top 75 hottest, any credibility left in this list just crashed.

This.

And there probably wasn't much cred left to begin with.

fouc
Nov 22nd, 2009, 06:08 PM
This is probably the most surprising and perplexing comment that anyone has ever posted here (and that's saying a lot!) What pictures does she look hideous or repulsive in? And how does she look unpretty in the golden balloon pics? She actually looks incredibly beautiful in all of these pics. I was actually just thinking to myself that maybe I put her too low and then I read this and I'm like, Huh??? :confused:

Well, as for now, hardly anyone agrees with you on Misa. She looks nice on 3rd photo, when you couldn't really be able to distinguish her from other blondes.

But these ones don't show a pretty girl, asat.:
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek10.jpg

As for baloons, I can't think of any tennis players' pic that would be in such a bad taste. It resembles some Mary Pierce's sessions :tape:
No, she should never make the top 75, not to mention the top 30.

kris719
Nov 22nd, 2009, 06:13 PM
she's not bad, but i definitely agree that that short-hair period was a major turn-off.

plantman
Nov 22nd, 2009, 06:29 PM
Was Jen overlooked in this poll? I don't see her name mentioned at all!:sad:

Kipling
Nov 22nd, 2009, 10:37 PM
For faces: Aravane, Sorana, Ana, Makiri, Nastya Myskina
For Paszeks®: Tamira
For legs: Masha
For butts: Jelena, Patty

nelsondan
Nov 22nd, 2009, 11:40 PM
she's not bad, but i definitely agree that that short-hair period was a major turn-off.

Has her weight flucuated any? Like 10 pounds or so? In most of the pictures, she looks great, but in some she has kind of a flabby beer-gut look.

If she plays better when she is thinner, she ought to try to stay at that weight---if she plays better heavier, she should not worry about it.

AnomyBC
Nov 23rd, 2009, 02:19 AM
Was Jen overlooked in this poll? I don't see her name mentioned at all!:sad:

Jen who? Capriati? If so, I didn't really find her to be attractive.

AnomyBC
Nov 23rd, 2009, 02:30 AM
Well, as for now, hardly anyone agrees with you on Misa. She looks nice on 3rd photo, when you couldn't really be able to distinguish her from other blondes.

But these ones don't show a pretty girl, asat.:
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Krajicek10.jpg

As for baloons, I can't think of any tennis players' pic that would be in such a bad taste. It resembles some Mary Pierce's sessions :tape:
No, she should never make the top 75, not to mention the top 30.

What the hell are you smoking? She looks really beautiful in all of those pics. And how the hell are the balloon pics in bad taste? What the hell are you talking about? :confused:

And I wouldn't say hardly anyone agrees with me on Misa. She's gotten a decent number of positive comments too and I've always gotten the impressive that most people here consider her to be attractive. And even if you didn't think she looked beautiful in general, I don't see how anyone could question the fact that she looks beautiful in the pictures I posted. In most of those pictures she looks friggin gorgeous :inlove:

Again, I've been kind of feeling like I might have put her too low, and she was actually higher on Dav's list than she is on my list (Dav had her at #24), so needless to say these comments are pretty perplexing :confused: