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Freakan
Mar 18th, 2009, 11:12 AM
Jarmila's photos are soooooo ooooold :o

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 11:24 AM
Those people going apeshit about Serena not being on the list need to get the fuck over it. AnomyBC said he reviewed THOUSANDS of pictures, 100's of each player. If you take into account that Serena can quite regularly look like this..

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/27/cmSERENA_MAIN_narrowweb__300x324,0.jpg

or..

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42976000/jpg/_42976647_serena_outfit.jpg

or this..

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0319/ten_g_williams_580.jpg

Personally I think she looks like a dude in the face most of the time, but I could understand the attraction to her badonkadonk for some people. Plus, she's the epitome of a hot mess lately with that hair. :unsure:

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:19 PM
First of all, what does that have to do with what you just quoted?? :confused: Anyway, maybe it's like 95% my opinion, I don't know, but I certainly did do a lot of research... not sure how "scientific" it was though :lol:

And I'm just trying to say that there's a big difference between saying black guys think Serena is hot (which is probably true) and saying that people in general think Serena is hot (which is a lot more questionable). If I believed that people in general thought Serena was hot, then I'd have her on the list even though I'm not really attracted to her---just like I did with Vaidisova---but I'm just not sure that that's the case.

I quoted the wrong post sorry , but still..

So Black people dont belong to general people ? who is general people for you , whites people ?

Its 100% your opinion nothing less or more...

Svetlana.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:21 PM
So Black people dont belong to general people ? who is general people for you , whites people ?

Its 100% your opinion nothing less or more...

you have serious issues

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:21 PM
Those people going apeshit about Serena not being on the list need to get the fuck over it. AnomyBC said he reviewed THOUSANDS of pictures, 100's of each player. If you take into account that Serena can quite regularly look like this..

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/27/cmSERENA_MAIN_narrowweb__300x324,0.jpg

or..

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42976000/jpg/_42976647_serena_outfit.jpg

or this..

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0319/ten_g_williams_580.jpg

Personally I think she looks like a dude in the face most of the time, but I could understand the attraction to her badonkadonk for some people. Plus, she's the epitome of a hot mess lately with that hair. :unsure:



As long as he says its "overall" opinion and HIS , i will protest ...deal with it ..

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:27 PM
You're only bitter because SoNotHotrena didn't make the cut. :rolleyes: :hug:

2Black
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:29 PM
Right ... just like he has a right to make a bogus list and act like he did all this research, we have a right to call him out on it.

The fact that he's now changing the % of his opinion in this list speaks volumes. This is a person who was bored, wanted to do a list, tried to make the list sound important but is now backtracking on "all this research" now that we are calling him out.

If I want to challenge a list, I will. I'm waiting to see where Venus is on this list because as much as I love Venus, she is not looked at as the hottest of the two sisters by the general population (as he put it).

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:32 PM
LOL. I just googled and it came up with a Yahoo question "Is Serena uglier than Venus?", not "Is Venus prettier than Serena?" As if they're both ugly. :sobbing: Vee doesn't have as bad of pictures like Serena does. Her ball hitting face is disgusting.

Svetlana.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:34 PM
Right ... just like he has a right to make a bogus list and act like he did all this research, we have a right to call him out on it.

The fact that he's now changing the % of his opinion in this list speaks volumes. This is a person who was bored, wanted to do a list, tried to make the list sound important but is now backtracking on "all this research" now that we are calling him out.

If I want to challenge a list, I will. I'm waiting to see where Venus is on this list because as much as I love Venus, she is not looked at as the hottest of the two sisters by the general population (as he put it).

vote "Other" within the poll, post great pictures of Serena, and move on with your life.

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:35 PM
You're only bitter because SoNotHotrena didn't make the cut. :rolleyes: :hug:


I am only sick of all these discrimination in the "beauty" field taking into account only white standars and bringing it like the "overall" standar , load of shit..

2Black
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:38 PM
vote "Other" within the poll, post great pictures of Serena, and move on with your life.

Again, it's a message board. we can write what we want. This aint no dictatorship. It's easy to go find some un-becoming pictures of any player to support an argument. I ignored that post because the obvious was the obvious.

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:38 PM
You seriously think Serena belongs in the TOP 75? Or you just want her there because she's black, because it's discrimination if she's not there.

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:42 PM
You seriously think Serena belongs in the TOP 75? Or you just want her there because she's black, because it's discrimination if she's not there.


Exactely ! its discrimination , because MOST black guys find her hot , and black people belong to general people dont they ? or you are the one who think that only the white people standars matter ?

Svetlana.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:43 PM
Again, it's a message board. we can write what we want.

so does the thread starter... ;)

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:43 PM
Again, it's a message board. we can write what we want. This aint no dictatorship. It's easy to go find some un-becoming pictures of any player to support an argument. I ignored that post because the obvious was the obvious.

Unbecoming pictures are what can bump people lower on the list, or from it entirely. The 'general consensus' probably believe Vaidisova is in the TOP 20 ATLEAST in this sort of countdown, but, as AnomyBC said, the amount of pictures he found that showed otherwise prompted her to drop significantly. Serena has her fair share of bad pictures, so probably why she's not to be found here.

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:45 PM
so does the thread starter... ;)

Then dont complain ..everybody can say what they want so we do ..

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:48 PM
Unbecoming pictures are what can bump people lower on the list, or from it entirely. The 'general consensus' probably believe Vaidisova is in the TOP 20 ATLEAST in this sort of countdown, but, as AnomyBC said, the amount of pictures he found that showed otherwise prompted her to drop significantly. Serena has her fair share of bad pictures, so probably why she's not to be found here.


Then why does he say its "general" and not " HIS" opinion 100% ?

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:48 PM
Exactely ! its discrimination , because MOST black guys find her hot , and black people belong to general people dont they ? or you are the one who think that only the white people standars matter ?

:weirdo:

Most black guys find her hot, but they wouldn't even know who the likes of Shenay Perry or Angela Haynes are, who are both hotter. More fame does not equate to being hotter.

Svetlana.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:49 PM
Then dont complain ..everybody can say what they want so we do ..

exactly, don't complain about what the thread starter has to say :lol:

2Black
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:49 PM
You seriously think Serena belongs in the TOP 75? Or you just want her there because she's black, because it's discrimination if she's not there.

The argument I made on 1 of the previous pages was quite clear. I even gave an example using Sharapova. I may not think Maria is all dat but I understand how to do a non-bias list. Obviously, you people who want me to shut up do not.

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:50 PM
Then why does he say its "general" and not " HIS" opinion 100% ?

He said it's 90% his opinion, 10% general.

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:50 PM
exactly, don't complain about what the thread starter has to say :lol:


I dont complain about the list if its own opinion , but as long as he says its "overall" i will "polute" the thread lol.. .

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:51 PM
The argument I made on 1 of the previous pages was quite clear. I even gave an example using Sharapova. I may not think Maria is all dat but I understand how to do a non-bias list. Obviously, you people who want me to shut up do not.

I really couldn't care less if you shut up or not. :shrug: Why don't you make a list? Since you're such a professional internet forum list creator.

Svetlana.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:56 PM
The argument I made on 1 of the previous pages was quite clear. I even gave an example using Sharapova. I may not think Maria is all dat but I understand how to do a non-bias list. Obviously, you people who want me to shut up do not.

If people would think serena is hotter than the rest the "Other" option in the poll would be much higher than it is now.

Kournikova does not do anything to my taste, but for some reason she's leading in the poll. Don't make it all about race please.

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:57 PM
:weirdo:

Most black guys find her hot, but they wouldn't even know who the likes of Shenay Perry or Angela Haynes are, who are both hotter. More fame does not equate to being hotter.


They may not know about Perry or Haynes , but for sure they dont find serena very hot because she is famous , but because she is effectively hot for them .

PLus using Perry or Haynes dont give you more credebility .

2Black
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:58 PM
Unbecoming pictures are what can bump people lower on the list, or from it entirely. The 'general consensus' probably believe Vaidisova is in the TOP 20 ATLEAST in this sort of countdown, but, as AnomyBC said, the amount of pictures he found that showed otherwise prompted her to drop significantly. Serena has her fair share of bad pictures, so probably why she's not to be found here.

Is this really the case you're making? :lol:

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:58 PM
You're talking about credibility? :weirdo:

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 01:59 PM
If people would think serena is hotter than the rest the "Other" option in the poll would be much higher than it is now.

Kournikova does not do anything to my taste, but for some reason she's leading in the poll. Don't make it all about race please.

When one find only 3 black on 69 in a list , one MUST wonder if its all about race sorry ...

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:00 PM
Is this really the case you're making? :lol:

For every decent Serena picture there is, there are 10 bad ones. I don't see what's funny, except that you're trying to laugh off a somewhat valid point.

Svetlana.
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:01 PM
I dont complain about the list if its own opinion , but as long as he says its "overall" i will "polute" the thread lol.. .


great position in life - don't create something new or better just complain and destroy what others already have done

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:02 PM
You're talking about credibility? :weirdo:


Yeah i am talking about credibilty . Using 3 blacks on a list on purpose just to avoid balck people not to complain is sad .... everybody is not naive .

Using Haynes and Perry to win the battle on serena dont give you more credibility ..

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:04 PM
When one find only 3 black on 69 in a list , one MUST wonder if its all about race sorry ...

Please count how many black tennis players there are.


Serena, Venus, Rolle, Washington, Perry, Jackson, Rubin and Lexy. I can't think of any others.

Tennis is predominantly a sport filled with white players. With so few black tennis players, exactly how many would you want in a TOP 75 list?

2Black
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:04 PM
If people would think serena is hotter than the rest the "Other" option in the poll would be much higher than it is now.

Kournikova does not do anything to my taste, but for some reason she's leading in the poll. Don't make it all about race please.

Not 1 time have I mentioned that she needs to be in the list because of race. Read carefully here - she deserves to be on the list because she has a huge following who think she's hot. Yes, majority of those persons happen to be African-American but most of those same persons wouldn't choose Venus & she's certainly of the african lineage.

Some of you are so insecure when it comes to race, you see things that are not even there.

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:06 PM
great position in life - don't create something new or better just complain and destroy what others already have done


Protesting against discrimination and narrow minded people is a great position in life indeed...

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:06 PM
Not 1 time have I mentioned that she needs to be in the list because of race. Read carefully here - she deserves to be on the list because she has a huge following who think she's hot. Yes, majority of those persons happen to be African-American but most of those same persons wouldn't choose Venus & she's certainly of the african lineage.

Some of you are so insecure when it comes to race, you see things that are not even there.

Hello Pot? Yeah, this is Kettle. You're black.

Svetlana.
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:07 PM
Some of you are so insecure when it comes to race, you see things that are not even there.

it works both ways

2Black
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:10 PM
For every decent Serena picture there is, there are 10 bad ones. I don't see what's funny, except that you're trying to laugh off a somewhat valid point.

I knew you would be too slow to get it ... I'm laughing because that's a horrible way to make a list. I can come up with a number of bad pictures of any of the players - especially while they are engaged in intense points during a tennis match. Yet you think that because Serena is intense on court that those pics should be used to validate her absence from a poll. That's some great criteria

Svetlana.
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:11 PM
Protesting against discrimination and narrow minded people is a great position in life indeed...

you need to work on your narrow mindless and broaden your horizons for sure

2Black
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:13 PM
Hello Pot? Yeah, this is Kettle. You're black.

it works both ways

And I see neither of you could counter the validity of my entire post. Why? Because there is no comeback. You jumped str8t to the line that touched a nerve - The Truth.

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:13 PM
I knew you would be too slow to get it ... I'm laughing because that's a horrible way to make a list. I can come up with a number of bad pictures of any of the players - especially while they are engaged in intense points during a tennis match. Yet you think that because Serena is intense on court that those pics should be used to validate her absence from a poll. That's some great criteria

Not just oncourt pics. See YEC '08 and her hair for the past few years.

She has an overly muscular body, it'd be like humping a rock.

Svetlana.
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:15 PM
You jumped str8t to the line that touched a nerve - The Truth.

look in the morrow

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:16 PM
And I see neither of you could counter the validity of my entire post. Why? Because there is no comeback. You jumped str8t to the line that touched a nerve - The Truth.


Not the truth. I've already said about 20 posts ago that IMO being more famous does not equate to being hotter. I just don't like going around in circles again and again and again.

2Black
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:21 PM
Not 1 time have I mentioned that she needs to be in the list because of race. Read carefully here - Serena deserves to be on the list because she has a huge following who think she's hot. Yes, majority of those persons happen to be African-American but most of those same persons wouldn't choose Venus & she's certainly of the african lineage.

An argument without debate or denial!!!

Dawson.
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:34 PM
An argument without debate or denial!!!

This point is not relevent as this is the thread starters own personal list - the thread starter does not speak on behalf of the rest of society

Svetlana.
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:38 PM
AnomyBC, ask moderators to delete all posts unrelated to the topic of this thread

2Black
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:45 PM
This point is not relevent as this is the thread starters own personal list - the thread starter does not speak on behalf of the rest of society

That's why I jumped in this thread because the OP was originally saying that he had done research to come up with this list & that it was not just opinion. Now that some of us have challenged his criteria, we are the bad guys. We exposed it for what it really was. Now he's saying it's 90 or 95 percent his opinion. whateva...

:lol: - yea Mods, delete the posts that challenge the validity of this poll. Delete the posts that have basically made the OP concede that this is all just his opinion.

NoChokes
Mar 18th, 2009, 02:55 PM
So much whining, not enough pictures of hot women.

kris719
Mar 18th, 2009, 03:48 PM
jesus. 3 pages of whining since i went to sleep last night. you guys have reached new heights :rolleyes:

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 06:08 PM
you need to work on your narrow mindless and broaden your horizons for sure


I am certainely more open minded than an "only white standars matter " like you ..

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 06:10 PM
AnomyBC, ask moderators to delete all posts unrelated to the topic of this thread


You ask moderators to prevent people from screaming their opinion ...?

Human Nature
Mar 18th, 2009, 06:12 PM
Not the truth. I've already said about 20 posts ago that IMO being more famous does not equate to being hotter. I just don't like going around in circles again and again and again.

They dont like her because she is famous , but simply because they realy find her hot ...

Grand Phantasm
Mar 18th, 2009, 07:59 PM
Anna Kournikova for sure

igralec33
Mar 18th, 2009, 08:00 PM
I really like Daniela Hantuchova and Maria Sharapova. :yeah:

young_gunner913
Mar 18th, 2009, 08:01 PM
Bethanie Mattek should be on the list :hearts:

Poiree
Mar 18th, 2009, 08:32 PM
there are many good looking players, it's hard to say who is the hottest imo, so this kind of threads are pointless

AnomyBC
Mar 19th, 2009, 02:22 AM
Bethanie Mattek should be on the list :hearts:

She is. She's #74 :)

ninanina19
Mar 19th, 2009, 02:28 AM
Stop baiting us. Post the next girl already.

AnomyBC
Mar 19th, 2009, 02:38 AM
When one find only 3 black on 69 in a list , one MUST wonder if its all about race sorry ...

Well there weren't many black players that were even eligible for the list. It was just Serena, Venus, Haynes, Washington, Rubin, Jackson, Perry and Stevenson I think. Am I forgetting anyone?

Also, this is a Top 75, not 69.

AnomyBC
Mar 19th, 2009, 02:40 AM
Stop baiting us. Post the next girl already.

Bear with me here, it's 10:30 PM and I haven't even eaten dinner yet :)

capt321
Mar 19th, 2009, 10:20 AM
How long before the poll continues nothing but bickering the last 3 nights?

AnomyBC
Mar 19th, 2009, 11:11 AM
How long before the poll continues nothing but bickering the last 3 nights?

I actually posted Groth less than 2 days ago... there's just been a lot of other posts since then. I think I'll probably be posting the next girl late Friday night maybe. And then there should probably be a girl on Saturday too.

Golovinjured.
Mar 19th, 2009, 11:18 AM
Nowww.

AnomyBC
Mar 21st, 2009, 08:28 AM
OK, here's the next girl.......

#53. Samantha Stosur

Country: Australia
Highest Ranking: #27

http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Stosur15.jpg

Best Assets: Beautiful eyes, pretty face, relatively nice body
Negatives: Pale pasty skin, small breasts, hides face behind sunglasses
Bonus Negative: She's apparently a lesbian (see my post on page 23)

So back when I posted my "2008: Year of the Hotties" thread I was able to get some early reactions to some of the girls I was planning on including, or considering including, in these rankings. Stosur, along with such girls as Schnyder and Pavly, was one of the girls a lot of people questioned when I included her as being "hot". I kind of expected it with those other two girls, but I was a little surprised at the number of people who questioned Stosur because I think she's definitely a beautiful girl. I think the problem probably comes from the fact that she's always wearing sunglasses, and it's very difficult, if not impossible, to appreciate her beauty without seeing her face---and in particular, without seeing her eyes, which are definitely her best feature. Thankfully, I've decided to include nothing but pictures of her without the sunglasses here, so you guys can actually see what I'm talking about when I say that she's beautiful. If you're used to seeing her with the sunglasses I think you'll agree that the way she looks in these pictures is a major improvement. I'm actually hoping she Googles herself one day and finds this thread and comes to that same conclusion... Then hopefully we can be rid of those damn sunglasses forever :)

Sharapowerr
Mar 21st, 2009, 01:37 PM
Is this thread still active??
Just buy the FHM or something There are tennis 3 players in it Anna, Ana & Maria ,and there are voting hundred thousands people..

eugreene2
Mar 21st, 2009, 01:57 PM
kill this thread already

sweetpeas
Mar 21st, 2009, 05:41 PM
Right!pointless!

ninanina19
Mar 21st, 2009, 07:00 PM
All these threads are pointless but it's still fun to follow them. I like how he gives reasons for why he picked which girl. Also he put a lot of effort into it so if you don't like the thread you can at least be respectful and avoid it.

Svetlana.
Mar 21st, 2009, 07:14 PM
Also he put a lot of effort into it so if you don't like the thread you can at least be respectful and avoid it.

it's not too much to ask, but for some reason certain people think their job is in spreading the hate around.

Human Nature
Mar 21st, 2009, 07:27 PM
it's not too much to ask, but for some reason certain people think their job is in spreading the hate around.


Showing "hate" against racial discrimination is one of the most respectable behaviour ...deal with it ..

Svetlana.
Mar 21st, 2009, 07:31 PM
Showing "hate" against racial discrimination is one of the most respectable behaviour ...deal with it ..

you need help :help:

Human Nature
Mar 21st, 2009, 07:39 PM
you need help :help:


Living in Russia all your life obviously didnt help you to open your narrow minded tastes ..

Svetlana.
Mar 21st, 2009, 07:43 PM
Living in Russia all your life obviously didnt need you to open your narrow minded tastes ..

it's obvious you have bid issues and come here to fight, and I have only one and last word for you - pathetic

AnomyBC
Mar 21st, 2009, 10:35 PM
Showing "hate" against racial discrimination is one of the most respectable behaviour ...deal with it ..

How is there racial discrimination in my Top 75? There are only 8 or 9 black girls that are even eligible for this list and I have 3 of them. That means, percentage-wise, I probably have a greater percentage of the blacks that are eligible than the whites that are eligible. In fact, I do: I just did the math and that comes to 33.3% to 37.5% of all the blacks that are eligible, compared to approximately 21% of the whites that are eligible. And it's not like I just put some token blacks low on the list either---I have them all in the Top 55.

kris719
Mar 22nd, 2009, 04:25 AM
Showing "hate" against racial discrimination is one of the most respectable behaviour ...deal with it ..

:lol: only you could find "racial discrimination" in such a thread like this.

AnomyBC
Mar 22nd, 2009, 10:06 AM
So speaking of black girls, here's the first of the three that I have in my rankings....

#52. Venus Williams

Country: USA
Highest Ranking: #1

http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Venus20.jpg

Best Assets: Looks surprisingly good in bikini, nice booty
Negatives: Huge mouth, small breasts

So, as you might have heard, I don't have Serena Williams in my Top 75. I do, however, have Venus Williams. This is something I wouldn't have predicted 5-10 years ago, because, first of all, I never really considered Venus to be particularly attractive, and originally I actually considered Serena to be the more attractive Williams sister. But since then my feelings about both of them have changed significantly---and in different directions. First, in regard to Serena, she's gotten a little heavier in recent years and now she has a body type that just doesn't appeal to me. I actually looked at a nude picture and a large array of bikini pictures of her as I was considering whether to put her on the list, but none of them did anything for me. But Venus, on the other hand, really surprised me. As I said, I had never considered her to be attractive, but somehow I kept finding these pictures of her where I thought she looked amazing. There were a whole bunch of bikini pictures, in particular, where I thought she looked really hot (see pictures above), but even more surprising than that was that I was actually finding a lot of good face pictures too. I still think Serena probably has a slightly better looking face, and I still think Venus's face can look questionable at times, but apparently every now and then her face can actually look beautiful, which is something I never really noticed before. There is one definite downside to Venus though, in comparison to her sister, which is that she has much smaller boobs. Often while I was looking at pictures of Venus I found myself wishing that I could take some of Serena's breast material and pump it into Venus's chest. (Is that a weird thing to fantasize about??) But overall I definitely think Venus is the more attractive sister at this point, and I was very pleasantly surprised by how hot she looks in some of these pics.

Golovinjured.
Mar 22nd, 2009, 10:11 AM
Venus :inlove:

Human Nature
Mar 22nd, 2009, 11:09 AM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:



Venus is a beautyfull woman and deserves to be in all the "beauty" lists ..

But we all know that in the meantime you have changed your list to find a concensus , ...we all know serena MUST also be on all the beauty lists , but your hatred towards her overshadowed your objectivity ...

Glad my arguments made you change your mind by putting venus on the list ....but still i am not naive on your strategy ..lol

tim2502
Mar 22nd, 2009, 12:23 PM
Venus is hot!

jrm
Mar 22nd, 2009, 12:29 PM
Dokic and Golovin??????????????????????????????

Dokic always looked like a 14 year old to me and Golovin's nose :haha:

jrm
Mar 22nd, 2009, 12:35 PM
Dokic getting more votes than Ash :help::help::help::help::help:

are you people owning eyes at all

Iveta's pic from WTATour site :hearts:
http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/3/global/photos/150x200/20576.jpg

Zébulon
Mar 22nd, 2009, 01:10 PM
Dokic getting more votes than Ash :help::help::help::help::help:

are you people owning eyes at all[/IMG]

Well, Dokic is very cute and has a great body. Ashley's face is dull and she's got no boobs. She's one of the mistakes I see in the survey, not Dokic. :scratch:

ninanina19
Mar 22nd, 2009, 03:11 PM
Well, Dokic is very cute and has a great body. Ashley's face is dull and she's got no boobs. She's one of the mistakes I see in the survey, not Dokic. :scratch:

Yeah agreed. Dokic has the best body for a female tennis player ever. Well she did back in the day.

shotgun
Mar 23rd, 2009, 04:01 AM
Negatives: Pale pasty skin, small breasts, hides face behind sunglasses

Isn't Stosur a dyke though? That'd be a major turn-off.

capt321
Mar 28th, 2009, 04:21 PM
Hello today, just wondering how long is it going to take to finish this poll no activity since March 23.?Hope all is well and everyones healthly.Thank you

AnomyBC
Mar 29th, 2009, 08:48 AM
OK, sorry again for taking such a long hiatus. To the poster above, don't worry, I'm not sick or dead.... just very busy! I'll try to speed things up if possible (although I've said that before!) Anyway, here's the next girl.....

#51. Tatiana Perebiynis

Country: Ukraine
Highest Ranking: #55

http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis20.jpg

Best Assets: Cute face, nice legs
Negatives: Lacks head/neck definition, face can take on haggish appearance

So Tati P here is one of those girls with the amazing ability to switch back and forth between looking beautiful and looking like a hag from hell. This is well demonstrated by looking at the pics above and then looking at her 2008 WTA profile pic (http://www.bryanspage.com/Perebiynis-Yikes.jpg), which is very possibly the most horrible WTA profile pic I've ever seen in my entire life. Thankfully she got rid of it at the beginning of 2009, but last year I had been very concerned that I might not be able to put her on this list just because of that profile pic. I thought if I included her and people went to the WTA site and saw that pic they'd think I totally flipped my lid or something. The really ridiculous thing is that before that she had had a pic where she looked really beautiful, so I have no idea what the hell possessed her to change it to THAT thing. Anyway... like I said, it's gone now, but I had to talk about it because I still have nightmares about it. Anyway, for the most part she's a beautiful girl, but as illustrated by the above mentioned picture, she can look incredibly haggish at times as well. A large part of the problem is that she has a thick neck and a small chin, and that's a bad combination, because it means that in some pictures it's hard to tell where her head ends and her neck begins. I don't know how many people reading this are going to know who Bill Bradley is, but if you look at a picture of him, that's basically what I'm talking about. But yeah, other than that she's a cutie... and most of the pics above are pretty recent, but she was even cuter when she was younger. Oh, and I love the look she's giving in the 2nd to last pic. She looks like she's ready to kick someone's ass (maybe the photographer's?) Anyway, she's fallen off the radar lately, but she's still playing and she still has a pretty respectable ranking of #110, so hopefully she can make her way back into the Top 100 at some point.

capt321
Mar 29th, 2009, 03:22 PM
I totally agree with your pick of Tatiana Perebiynis,shes a very attractive lady off court.I had this one on my list.Have you seen her with her dark hair?Do you think Karolina Sprem and this pick kind of have the same features?

kinseh
Mar 29th, 2009, 05:27 PM
I agree with your choice of Perebiynis, she's a pretty girl. :) I don't like her tennis outfits, though. :scared: Those wedding photos are beautiful!

Svetlana.
Mar 29th, 2009, 05:47 PM
very cute girl!

AnomyBC
Mar 29th, 2009, 09:33 PM
I totally agree with your pick of Tatiana Perebiynis,shes a very attractive lady off court.I had this one on my list.Have you seen her with her dark hair?Do you think Karolina Sprem and this pick kind of have the same features?

I've seen her with all her various hair colors and styles... I think I've captured most of them in the pics too :) And yeah, in some pictures she looks sort of like Sprem, but I think she's a lot prettier than Sprem. I think Sprem's overrated (which is why she's not in my Top 75).

AnomyBC
Mar 29th, 2009, 09:36 PM
I agree with your choice of Perebiynis, she's a pretty girl. :) I don't like her tennis outfits, though. :scared: Those wedding photos are beautiful!

Yeah, she looks incredible in those wedding pics. I love them :) And yeah, some of her outfits are questionable, but that can be said for a lot of players :lol:

AnomyBC
Mar 29th, 2009, 11:14 PM
Isn't Stosur a dyke though? That'd be a major turn-off.

This is a delayed response because I've been trying to research this, but yes, it sounds like she's gay, although she's never openly acknowledged that. There was even a newspaper article that claimed she married her girlfriend, but she denied that and sued the newspaper. She's been romantically liked to fellow players Sarah Stone and her openly gay doubles partner Lisa Raymond and it's supposedly widely known on the tour that she's a lesbian. Anyway, none of that is a turn-off exactly, but it is a negative in the sense that she probably wouldn't be interested in me :sad:

On the plus side though, it looks like being featured in my Top 75 has really improved Stosur's confidence, because apparently she beat Dinara Safina today :eek:

PS - Two more interesting facts to report: In addition to beating Safina today, Stosur also won in doubles... with another openly gay player, Rennae Stubbs, as her partner. And apparently her coach is (or was?) Gigi Fernandez, who's also apparently gay. So apparently she's part of a whole lesbian tennis player network :lol:

OsloErik
Mar 30th, 2009, 01:21 AM
Is this still in GM? Have we not found a more appropriate place to put this unending mind-f*** of a thread?

shotgun
Mar 30th, 2009, 01:29 AM
Anyway, none of that is a turn-off exactly, but it is a negative in the sense that she probably wouldn't be interested in me :sad:

I reckon that being a lesbian is a major turn-off for every straight guy. Nothing to do with this "I have no chance with her :sad:" stuff, but the thought alone that a certain woman doesn't enjoy c*** is very off-putting. I mean I can see why bi-sexual women can turn on some guys (doesn't do much for me particularly), but a lesbian? No.

Thanks for the research anyway. :hatoff:

AnomyBC
Apr 4th, 2009, 04:51 AM
I reckon that being a lesbian is a major turn-off for every straight guy. Nothing to do with this "I have no chance with her :sad:" stuff, but the thought alone that a certain woman doesn't enjoy c*** is very off-putting. I mean I can see why bi-sexual women can turn on some guys (doesn't do much for me particularly), but a lesbian? No.

Thanks for the research anyway. :hatoff:

Nope, it's not really a turn off for me. I'm attracted to all hot women equally regardless of sexual orientation. I guess if I had to choose bi girls are the best though :)

AnomyBC
Apr 4th, 2009, 04:54 AM
Is this still in GM? Have we not found a more appropriate place to put this unending mind-f*** of a thread?

Unfortunately they don't have a separate subforum for unending mindf*** threads :shrug:

Golovinjured.
Apr 4th, 2009, 05:11 AM
#50?

AnomyBC
Apr 4th, 2009, 06:00 AM
OK, well I think a lot of people never thought we'd make it this far, but we're now finally entering the Top 50! Just think, only 49 more girls to go after this one! Anyway, here's the next girl......

#50. Agnes Szavay

Country: Hungary
Highest Ranking: #13

http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Szavay14.jpg

Best Assets: face can look beautiful in pictures, reasonably nice body
Negatives: "Skeletor face", born without upper lip, pointy nose, hard to spell last name

So Agnie here is one of a few girls I have in my Top 75 who I never previously considered to be attractive, but whom I've included because I was very impressed by the pictures I found of them. (Venus and Agnie Radwanska also fall into that category.) Probably the biggest problem I have with Agnie in terms of her looks is that I think her face looks like a skull-face, or, as I say above, a "Skeletor face". If you have trouble visualizing what I mean, just look at this picture of Skeletor (http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/atlarge/Skeletor.jpg) for reference. Quite an uncanny resemblance, don't you think? And heightening this effect is the fact that Agnie was sadly born without an upper lip, the result of which has been to permanently expose her toothy grin. She also has a big, point nose, a big forehead and a big chin. But all of that being said, these pictures clearly prove that she can look beautiful under the right circumstances. Part of me thinks that these pictures may actually overstate her beauty somewhat, because I saw her at the US Open and I didn't think she looked all that great then (or on TV for that matter), but these pictures come from different sources so it can't just be a fluke. Maybe for some reason her beauty can only be captured on film? Anyway, she's definitely a beautiful girl in pictures, if nothing else, and I guess that's good enough :)

Golovinjured.
Apr 4th, 2009, 06:05 AM
She reminds me so much of Baby Spice, especially in that third picture.

AnomyBC
Apr 4th, 2009, 06:09 AM
She reminds me so much of Baby Spice, especially in that third picture.

Actually, yeah, she does look a lot like Baby Spice in those pictures... Not sure why I thought of Skeletor and not her. Maybe Skeletor is just a funnier comparison :)

kinseh
Apr 4th, 2009, 01:06 PM
Yeah, she looks incredible in those wedding pics. I love them :) And yeah, some of her outfits are questionable, but that can be said for a lot of players :lol:

True true. :lol:

1/3 of the countdown completed. :p I'm still following this thread withg great interest.

kris719
Apr 4th, 2009, 04:05 PM
hmm i've troubled over Szavay's hotness for a while. i'm still not sure about her. her face appears unattractive at times but can look beautiful in random pictures. nice body though. i guess i generally approve of her most of the time.

fouc
Apr 4th, 2009, 06:02 PM
Bonus Negative: She's apparently a lesbian (see my post on page 23)


and what exactly is so extra negative about that?

AnomyBC
Apr 5th, 2009, 02:16 PM
and what exactly is so extra negative about that?

It's not extra negative, it's a bonus negative. It says that because I added it after my original post. And as I said in my commentary, it certainly doesn't make her any less attractive to me :)

AnomyBC
Apr 5th, 2009, 03:03 PM
OK, here's the next girl...... we're officially in the 40s now! :)

#49. Vasilisa Bardina

Country: Russia
Highest Ranking: #48

http://www.bryanspage.com/Bardina01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bardina02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bardina03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bardina04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bardina05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bardina06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bardina07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bardina08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bardina09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bardina10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bardina11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Bardina12.jpg

Best Assets: Adorable round head, beautiful eyes, cute pony tail, cute scar on cheek, wants to be American?
Negatives: Stocky body, looks sort of chubby in some pics, confused about her nationality?

So I don't think I really even knew who this girl was before I started my research for this list, but somewhere along the line I think I totally fell in love with her. I originally had her lower in the rankings, but I keep getting the urge to bump her higher. Basically, I just can't get enough of her head. It's just so adorable and so... ROUND. I think her and Vera Zvonareva have the roundest heads I've ever seen in my life. And I guess I must really be into round heads apparently, because whenever I see either of their heads it just makes me want to marry them and love them forever or something :inlove: Anyway, aside from the adorable round head, she's also got beautiful eyes and this cute little scar on her left cheek. She's just so adorable, isn't she? You know what she looks like? She looks like a little Cabbage Patch doll! Is it wrong for me to be attracted to a girl who looks like a Cabbage Patch doll? Well I don't care, cuz if it's wrong then I don't want to be right! One slightly odd thing about her though: As you can see from the pics above, she likes to wear an American flag visor, which is kind of strange since she's Russian. I'm not sure what this means, but I'm hoping that it means she has a strange fascination with American culture and any guys (like myself) who might happen to be from that country. Unfortunately for me though, she seems to have disappeared off the face of the Earth, which is a real shame. The last time anyone ever saw her was in early 2008. No one knows where she is now, but we're all hoping she comes back :)

PS - Is that an eyebrow piercing she has in the last pic??? Why, Vasilisa, why??? Why mess with a perfectly adorable face like that??? Oh well, hopefully that was just a phase she was going through :lol:

Grafitini
Apr 5th, 2009, 05:01 PM
Now, this, is a personal perspective, I, think, pure sex-appeal, Maria Sharapova wins, hands down. Okay, Tatiana, isn't far behind. There are, so many beauties, on the WTA, we're spoilt for choice. I don't tend to, pinpoint beauty, it's like this, take Gwyneth Paltrow, I, find her very attractive but, I'd like to hump the ass off, Megan Fox but, given the choice, I'd, marry Ana Ivanovic over Sharapova.

Svetlana.
Apr 5th, 2009, 05:29 PM
Bardina is more attractive in person that on those pictures.

AnomyBC
Apr 11th, 2009, 04:21 PM
OK, time for another girl.....

#48. Camille Pin

Country: France
Highest Ranking: #61

http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin20.jpg

Best Assets: Nice body, looks good in bathing suit
Negatives: Has kind of a long, slender, droopy-looking face with big nose and ears

So this is another girl who I don't think I've ever seen play. Pretty much the only reason she's on my radar at all is the above featured swimsuit pics. I think she looks pretty nice in those, but something about her face just isn't quite right. Like I said above, I think she has kind of a long, slender, droopy-looking face with a big nose and big ears. But her face does look perfectly acceptable in some pics though and when she shows off her body I think it more than makes up for the facial issues. That being said, I think had she never posed for the swimsuit pics then I probably would have never thought to include her in the rankings. In any case, she's the first of 6 French girls I have in my Top 75, and that means that her country is tied with the US as being the 2nd best represented on this list, after Russia. Pin just fell out of the Top 100 this week, but hopefully she'll be back soon.

Svetlana.
Apr 11th, 2009, 05:35 PM
I'm sorry but she's too average looking for my taste, although her body is great.

Golovinjured.
Apr 11th, 2009, 10:53 PM
She looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt sometimes..

nelsondan
Apr 11th, 2009, 11:12 PM
Pin has a couple of body characteristics shared by a lot of tennis players.

Nice legs, a thick, not plump waistline. Even the slender tennis players do not
narrow in very much.

Inger67
Apr 16th, 2009, 04:23 AM
Urszula Radwanska, POL, currently ranked #118

Ula has high of 83 now you should include her :)

AnomyBC
Apr 16th, 2009, 04:37 AM
Urszula Radwanska, POL, currently ranked #118

Ula has high of 83 now you should include her :)

She definitely would be included if I made the rankings now. I can't technically put her in Top 75 at this point, but I'm going to try to include her as like a bonus girl or something :)

capt321
Apr 16th, 2009, 05:25 PM
Before this poll is complete I'd like to know if anyone has taken a long look at the Romanian women ranked inside and out of the top 100? The obvious Sorana Cirstea and Ioana Raluca Olaru others Alexandra Damaschin,Liana Gabriela Ungur(Balaci), Diana Gae Enache. Maybe Edina Gallovits without the visor and possibly Ana Bogdan.

fufuqifuqishahah
Apr 18th, 2009, 04:40 AM
this thread should be renamed:


"The Top 75 Hottest Female Tennis Players of the Last 10 Years AnomyBC Would Personally Enjoy Sleeping With: A Countdown to Erect Elongation"

youizahoe
Apr 18th, 2009, 04:48 AM
I think Serena is far hotter and good looking than most girls mentioned combined. Men want real women, boobs, killer thighs and a big ass.

youizahoe
Apr 18th, 2009, 04:49 AM
OK, time for another girl.....

#48. Camille Pin

Country: France
Highest Ranking: #61

http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pin20.jpg

Best Assets: Nice body, looks good in bathing suit
Negatives: Has kind of a long, slender, droopy-looking face with big nose and ears

So this is another girl who I don't think I've ever seen play. Pretty much the only reason she's on my radar at all is the above featured swimsuit pics. I think she looks pretty nice in those, but something about her face just isn't quite right. Like I said above, I think she has kind of a long, slender, droopy-looking face with a big nose and big ears. But her face does look perfectly acceptable in some pics though and when she shows off her body I think it more than makes up for the facial issues. That being said, I think had she never posed for the swimsuit pics then I probably would have never thought to include her in the rankings. In any case, she's the first of 6 French girls I have in my Top 75, and that means that her country is tied with the US as being the 2nd best represented on this list, after Russia. Pin just fell out of the Top 100 this week, but hopefully she'll be back soon.

Sorry but that girl is only 20 and she looks like a 30 yo skinny hooker. Seriously my mother is 52 and she looks 10 times hotter. Pin's body is great, but that's it, her face doesn't give a good vibe, it scares you away.

Golovinjured.
Apr 18th, 2009, 05:08 AM
I think Serena is far hotter and good looking than most girls mentioned combined. Men want real women, boobs, killer thighs and a big ass.

How do you know what straight men want?

youizahoe
Apr 18th, 2009, 05:15 AM
How do you know what straight men want?

I'm bisexual dear.

Golovinjured.
Apr 18th, 2009, 05:19 AM
You are everything. :hearts:


Serena's thighs are not 'killer' thighs, unless by killer you mean she could wrap them flubbalicious things around someones head and kill them.

youizahoe
Apr 18th, 2009, 05:33 AM
You are everything. :hearts:


Serena's thighs are not 'killer' thighs, unless by killer you mean she could wrap them flubbalicious things around someones head and kill them.

:rolleyes:

AnywhereButHome
Apr 18th, 2009, 05:36 AM
GoLOVIN :)

AnywhereButHome
Apr 18th, 2009, 05:37 AM
WHERE IS NICOLE VAIDISOVA ????:armed:

AnywhereButHome
Apr 18th, 2009, 05:38 AM
I think Serena is far hotter and good looking than most girls mentioned combined. Men want real women, boobs, killer thighs and a big ass.

:lol::yeah:

Juanes
Apr 18th, 2009, 09:15 AM
I have 5 Slovakian girls :) There was also a 6th (Eva Fislova), who barely missed the Top 75.

wow.... nice to know.... can´t wait to know who are they in your TOP 75..... :D

Polikarpov
Apr 18th, 2009, 09:26 AM
I think Serena is far hotter and good looking than most girls mentioned combined. Men want real women, boobs, killer thighs and a big ass.

Not that big though.

AnomyBC
Apr 18th, 2009, 07:09 PM
WHERE IS NICOLE VAIDISOVA ????:armed:

She was number #58 :)

AnomyBC
Apr 18th, 2009, 07:13 PM
Before this poll is complete I'd like to know if anyone has taken a long look at the Romanian women ranked inside and out of the top 100? The obvious Sorana Cirstea and Ioana Raluca Olaru others Alexandra Damaschin,Liana Gabriela Ungur(Balaci), Diana Gae Enache. Maybe Edina Gallovits without the visor and possibly Ana Bogdan.

Only girls who've been ranked in the Top 100 are eligible, but I have 4 Romanian girls in the Top 75. One of them I posted already, and I'm about to post the 2nd one (she's the next girl on the list.)

AnomyBC
Apr 18th, 2009, 11:27 PM
OK, here's the next girl.....

#47. Ioana Raluca Olaru

Country: Romania
Highest Ranking: #55

http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru16.jpg

Best Assets: Cute face
Negatives: No boobs, funny name, looks like a monkey sometimes

So Ioana here made a big splash when she burst onto the scene in 2007 and made it all the way to #55 in the rankings, but then in 2008 she fell out of the Top 100 and was immediately overshadowed by another cute young Romanian player named Sorana Cirstea. This new player appeared to many to be an improved version of Ioana. Whereas Ioana had been a cute Romanian girl who made it to #55 in the rankings, Sorana was an even cuter Romanian girl who made it to #36 in the rankings. Plus Sorana's name, though somewhat usual, was a lot easier for non-Romanians to pronounce than Ioana. (For the record, according to the WTA site, the correct pronunciation of Ioana is "yo-WAH-nuh".) To make matters worse, Ioana had a strange ability to take on the appearance of a monkey---something which often confused many of her fans and opponents. It seems now that Ioana may be destined to be remembered as the poor man's Sorana, but all hope is not lost! Ioana, although she's still ranked slightly outside of the Top 100, is the #90 player of the year so far, so if she keeps it up she'll be back in the Top 100 very soon. And then the world may remember this other cute Romanian player once again! She may need to hurry up though if she doesn't want to get lost in the pack. There are already 3 other Romanians in the Top 100 and it appears, judging from the juniors rankings, that there will likely be at least another 3 entering the Top 100 in the next few years---and that's not even including yet another young Romanian girl who jumped from #325 to #238 in the rankings this past week. So yeah, Romania appears to going through a huge growth period at the moment (maybe it will spread to Ioana's boobs??), but hopefully Ioana won't be forgotten anytime soon :)

PS - The Romanian girl who jumped from #325 to #238 in the rankings the week before I posted this was Alexandra Dulgheru. There have been some threads posted about her here since then. Looks like someone who has a bright future....

Oizo
Apr 19th, 2009, 11:17 PM
Ioana :hearts:

capt321
Apr 22nd, 2009, 04:25 PM
Will this poll take the rest of the year to complete? 47 more weeks.

Freakan
Apr 22nd, 2009, 10:54 PM
Does anyone actually still care?
And some of the negatives like 'funny name' or 'confused about her nationality' are :o

AnomyBC
Apr 23rd, 2009, 01:13 AM
Will this poll take the rest of the year to complete? 47 more weeks.

I think I can pull off finishing it before the end of the year.... my previous goal of finishing it before the French Open seems increasingly dubious though :)

Anyway, I should have a new girl up sometime in next 30 minutes or so.....

AnomyBC
Apr 23rd, 2009, 01:41 AM
OK, time for the next girl! This is probably going to be one of my most controversial picks, but she's a personal fav!

#46. Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova

Highest Ranking: #27
Country: Russia

http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pavlyuchenkova18.jpg

Best Assets: Adorably cute face, beautiful eyes
Negatives: Kind of chubby, braces, jailbait

So I met Pavly here at the US Open and I got my picture taken with her (and also with Cibulkova and Benesova!) The 3rd picture above was taken by me right before I had my picture taken with her. I put my arm around her and she was really hot and sweaty and I felt really attracted to her at that moment. In fact, I felt like there was a very strong sexual tension between us... like maybe some crazy stuff would have happened if nobody else had been there on that tennis court :) (I had that same feeling when I was with Cibulkova too, but I'll get to that later in the rankings!) I think when girls get really worked up like that, after doing something like playing a long tennis match, they release a lot of pheromones and it becomes very difficult to resist them, you know? Or maybe I'm just into hot, sweaty girls...? Anyway, she seemed like a really nice, friendly girl, and I totally wouldn't mind even just hanging out with her as a friend sometime. (Hopefully she speaks English???) Now some people have questioned how I can think Serena is "too heavy" while still being attracted to a chubby-ish girl like Pavly here. I think a lot of it is just that I'm really attracted to Pavly facially and another big part of it is that she's thankfully not anywhere near as muscular as Serena. But whatever the reason, I love her... and I'm not afraid to admit it to the world :lol: Plus, as an added bonus, I strongly suspect that she's going to win a slam someday. She's still only 17 and her ranking has gone up 188 spots in the past year, so she's definitely a player to keep an eye on for the future!

Langers
Apr 23rd, 2009, 02:03 AM
Ioana Raluca Olaru! :hearts:

I put my arm around her and she was really hot and sweaty and I felt really attracted to her at that moment. In fact, I felt like there was a very strong sexual tension between us... like maybe some crazy stuff would have happened if nobody else had been there on that tennis court :) (I had that same feeling when I was with Cibulkova too, but I'll get to that later in the rankings!) I think when girls get really worked up like that, after doing something like playing a long tennis match, they release a lot of pheromones and it becomes very difficult to resist them, you know? Or maybe I'm just into hot, sweaty girls...?
:lol: :lol:

nat75
Apr 23rd, 2009, 02:20 AM
ANA, ANA and ANA.

majcpw
May 1st, 2009, 11:38 PM
Has the countdown stopped/stalled?:confused:

Svetlana.
May 2nd, 2009, 12:19 AM
Nastya should be marked more than #46 :p

AnomyBC
May 2nd, 2009, 12:23 AM
Has the countdown stopped/stalled?:confused:

Yes, it has. Good to see people are paying attention at least :lol: But don't worry, I should (hopefully!) have the next girl up sometime tonight! (And then maybe another girl on Sunday perhaps???)

AnomyBC
May 2nd, 2009, 12:24 AM
Nastya should be marked more than #46 :p

I thought people were gonna think I was crazy for putting her on the list at all... I mentioned her in my "2008: Year of the Hotties" thread and people were like, "Huh?" But I guess she has some new fans since then :)

Svetlana.
May 2nd, 2009, 12:35 AM
I thought people were gonna think I was crazy for putting her on the list at all... I mentioned her in my "2008: Year of the Hotties" thread and people were like, "Huh?" But I guess she has some new fans since then :)

Nastya is only 17, and in my opinion she only needs to loose a baby fat.

The god blessed her with the rest.

AnomyBC
May 2nd, 2009, 06:03 AM
I'll have the next girl within the next hour, but first here's a recap of the first 30 girls.....

46. Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova, RUS, #27
47. Ioana Raluca Olaru, ROU, #55
48. Camille Pin, FRA, #61
49. Vasilisa Bardina, RUS, #48
50. Agnes Szavay, HUN, #13
51. Tatiana Perebiynis, UKR, #55
52. Venus Williams, USA, #1
53. Samantha Stosur, AUS, #27
54. Jarmila Groth (aka Jarmila Gajdosova), AUS/SVK, #64
55. Mirjana Lucic, CRO, #32
56. Jelena Jankovic, SRB, #1
57. Sabine Lisicki, GER, #49
58. Nicole Vaidisova, CZE, #7
59. Yaroslava Shvedova, KAZ/RUS, #70
60. Maria Sanchez Lorenzo, ESP, #33
61. Catalina Cristea, ROU, #59
62. Stephanie Dubois, CAN, #95
63. Wynne Prakusya, INA, #74
64. Vera Dushevina, RUS, #31
65. Varvara Lepchenko, USA/UZB, #84
66. Andrea Petkovic, GER, #91
67. Magdalena Grzybowska, POL, #30
68. Tatjana Malek, GER, #81
69. Tsvetana Pironkova, BUL, #40
70. Maret Ani, EST, #63
71. Patty Schnyder, SUI, #7
72. Martina Hingis, SUI, #1
73. Anke Huber, GER, #4
74. Bethanie Mattek, USA, #37
75. Agnieszka Radwanska, POL, #9

Changes I would have made in retrospect:
Malek, Dubois, Shvedova, Jankovic, Bardina and Pavly would have been slightly higher.
Pironkova, Grzybowska, Sanchez Lorenzo*, Lucic and Pin would have been slightly lower.
I also might have added Viktoria Azarenka and/or Yung-Jan Chan.

(*Although I did recently find a nice bikini pic of Sanchez Lorenzo, which I think I'm going to add to her entry at some point.)

What changes would you guys have made???

ruanz3
May 2nd, 2009, 06:57 AM
I voted Golovin. Ivanovic's boobs are too small and she has big legs, its kinda out of proportion but still she has a hot face. Kournikova is also seriously hot. Good thing Serena is not there.

AnomyBC
May 2nd, 2009, 07:22 AM
OK, here's the next girl......

#45. Olga Barabanschikova

Country: Belarus
Highest Ranking: #49

http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Barabanschikova15.jpg

Best Assets: Cute face, nice smile, likes to show off her hot body, sexy and flirtatious
Negatives: Kind of chubby (but not in these pics!)

So Dav had this girl on his list, but he didn't really pick very flattering pictures of her to post. Some of those pics just made her look HUGE and I think largely as a result of that I remember the response to her as being somewhat negative. Even I was questioning her inclusion on the list based on the pics he posted. Since then, as it turns out, I was able to find some much nicer pictures of her and I think based on these you can see that she does deserve to be on a list like this. That being said though, if you go back to the period of the late 90's to early 2000's, when the tennis media were in a MAD FRENZY to find "the next Kournikova", this girl (as well as such girls as Hantuchova and Dokic) was one of the girls who frequency had her name tossed around as possibly being this "next Kournikova" and she certainly doesn't live up to THAT insane hype. I mean, she's a beautiful girl and she likes to show off her body, which is always greatly appreciated, but Kournikova she is not. But still, she's got plenty of good things going for her in her own right. She's got a very pretty face, a nice smile, a reasonably nice body considering the slight chubbiness issues, she loves showing off said body with sexy outfits and, although I don't think I've ever actually heard her speak, she comes across to me as having a pretty flirtatious, playful personality. So yeah, she's no Kournikova, but since Kournikova isn't returning my calls anyway, I'd be content enough to spend some time with this girl instead... assuming, of course, that her weight hasn't spiraled out of control since she stopped playing tennis :)

PS - Just to clarify, I don't think she looks chubby in the pics above---I think she looks HOT in them :drool:

PPS - Apparently in addition to having a successful post-tennis singing career, Olga is now also playing "beach tennis". Her partner is Natasha Zvereva, they're currently ranked in the Top 30 and they're going to be playing in some Championship tournament in Rome next week......
http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=377840

Zébulon
May 2nd, 2009, 09:51 AM
She doesn't look chubby on these pics, but she definitely needs some hips. :shrug:

majcpw
May 2nd, 2009, 10:35 PM
She doesn't look chubby on these pics, but she definitely needs some hips. :shrug:
I have to agree. The only negative the I really see with her is also a positive, "cute" face. She's more like the girl next door rather than a classic beauty. Great pics and please keep the countdown coming! :worship:

Golovinjured.
May 3rd, 2009, 01:40 AM
LMAO @ the flower nipple pic :rolls:

AnomyBC
May 3rd, 2009, 05:35 AM
She doesn't look chubby on these pics, but she definitely needs some hips. :shrug:

Yeah, she looks pretty amazing in these pics actually, which is why I chose them :drool: But she does have some other pics where she looks chubby, some of which Dav posted. Maybe I can find the link to his post.....

OK, here's Dav's Olga B post... you can see the questionable pictures as well as the negative comments...
http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=345649&highlight=Barabanschikova&page=20

AnomyBC
May 3rd, 2009, 05:40 AM
LMAO @ the flower nipple pic :rolls:

Personally, I think more tennis girls should dress like that :)

AnomyBC
May 16th, 2009, 10:25 PM
Sorry for the nearly 2 week hiatus guys. I've been getting distracting by a bunch of other things, including this other thread I've been working on: Worst Female Tennis Players of the Last Ten Years... which I've been having a ton of fun researching :) In any case, I swear I'm going to speed things up a little now. For real this time! Anyway, here's the next girl....

#44. Mashona Washington

Country: USA
Highest Ranking: #50

http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Washington16.jpg

Best Assets: Had an adorably cute face when she was younger
Negatives: Doesn't look as cute in mug shot, possible anger management problems

So... Where should I start with Mashona here? I think the only recent picture I've seen of her is the mug shot, which unfortunately isn't very flattering, so I'm not sure if she necessarily looks that great now, but she was definitely a beautiful girl when she was younger. You can really see that in the first few pictures I posted. In those pictures where she's dressed up she really looks amazing. But I don't know what happened... Sometime between when those earlier pictures were taken and her mugshot she seems to have aged about 20 years :lol: But I don't know, maybe mugshots just have a tendency to make people look bad? I guess they're kind of like driver's license photos, but worse... I just wish she could have put some make-up on or something before they arrested her. Anyway, I actually just learned something new about her from researching for this: Apparently she's the sister of MaliVai Washington, that guy who played the Wimbledon final where they had that female streaker (best tennis moment EVER!) Just out of curiosity I checked her record against Michaella Krajicek to see if she ever avenged her brother, but sadly they've apparently never played each other. Hopefully they will someday, because that's a match I would love to see. Unfortunately for Mashona I suspect that it would probably have the same result though :lol:

Andiyan
May 16th, 2009, 11:39 PM
Never knew Mashona was that cute. :p

delicatecutter
May 17th, 2009, 02:36 AM
Nastya! :hearts: :inlove:

And she must have slimmed down because she didn't look big to me at all in Indian Wells. She definitely looks better in person/on TV than she does in pictures. She's so striking. :worship:

AnomyBC
May 25th, 2009, 04:05 AM
OK, here's the next girl. Hopefully this won't be immediately buried by French Open threads :)

#43. Flavia Pennetta

Country: Italy
Highest Ranking: #11

http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Pennetta16.jpg

Best Assets: Very nice body, pretty face, likes to hang out at beaches in bikini
Negatives: Can sometimes look plain/homely, lop-sided smile, smallish breasts

So I originally had Flavia a few spots higher than this, but before every post I always like to compare the pictures I have of the girl I'm supposed to be posting with the pictures I have of the girls immediately above her, and then after I do that I frequently change the order (this is part of why this takes me so long!) In this case I had several different girls who I wound up moving up and that unfortunately knocked Flavia down to #43 here. I think the problem with Flavia is that she has the potential to look really hot on a good day, but at other times she can take on kind of a plain/homely look. Another problem is that I'm half Italian and Flavia reminds me of lot of people in my family. In particular, I think she has a very similar face to one of my male cousins who just got married. In some pictures she looks sort of like my sister too. I think these similarities make me see her more as someone "safe" and "familiar" as opposed "hot" and "sexy". That being said, she definitely looks pretty hot and sexy in the first two pics... although I fear they might be a little photoshopped :lol: Another thing I like about her is that she's apparently a big fan of "beach tennis", which is apparently very popular in Italy. As you can see, she's actually playing beach tennis in two of the pictures above. I'm also fascinated and amazed by the fact that she managed to continue the long tradition among top Italian players of peaking at #11. Italy has now had three #11 players, but no top 10 players. Amazing! Anyway, the bottom line is that Flavia is definitely a beautiful girl, but she doesn't really excite me that much.

PS - I forgot to talk about Flavia's lop-sided smile! I was going to say that she has one of those smiles where you're not sure if the person is smiling or if they're just having a muscle spasm in one side of their face :) And also, lop-sided smiles remind me of Dick Cheney, which is always disturbing :eek: Anyway, horrible loss for her today. Hopefully she'll get things together!

AnomyBC
May 25th, 2009, 04:15 AM
PS - If anyone's interested, I finally added that new bikini picture of Maria Sanchez Lorenzo. It's better than any of the pictures I originally had of her. It's on page 13 if you wanna check it out :)

teo_honey
May 25th, 2009, 10:43 AM
I have no idea why you say her lop-sided smile is a negative. It makes her look cute and special. She's a very pretty girl and I've always liked her. :)

kris719
May 25th, 2009, 04:22 PM
nice, I think flavia is pretty hot.

nelsondan
May 25th, 2009, 05:24 PM
Uhhhhh....hmmmm.....is this anything?

http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=15711848&postcount=1

kris719
May 25th, 2009, 05:47 PM
wow this thread is famous: http://coedmagazine.com/2009/05/24/babes-of-the-2009-french-open/
and linked here by SI: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/extramustard/05/25/danica-patrick-french-open-babes/index.html

nelsondan
May 25th, 2009, 07:46 PM
[QUOTE=kris719;15718824]wow this thread is famous: http://coedmagazine.com/2009/05/24/babes-of-the-2009-french-open/


So, Kirilenko and Sharapova don't make the cut. Well, Kirilenko has already lost in Paris, and the New York Times reported that Maria is in good shape----but her legs are slightly "thicker".

Tough times for blonds named Maria.

AnomyBC
May 25th, 2009, 08:56 PM
wow this thread is famous: http://coedmagazine.com/2009/05/24/babes-of-the-2009-french-open/
and linked here by SI: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/extramustard/05/25/danica-patrick-french-open-babes/index.html

Wow. That's awesome :lol: Kind of a crappy list though. Sybille Bammer, Edina Gallovitz, Pauline Parmentier, Agnie Radwanska, Viktoria Azarenka, Patty Schynder, Anna Lena Groenefeld and Bethanie Mattek all make the cut, but not Maria Sharapova, Maria Kirilenko, Sorana Cirstea and Jelena Dokic??? :confused:

AnomyBC
May 25th, 2009, 09:22 PM
Uhhhhh....hmmmm.....is this anything?

http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=15711848&postcount=1

I like her, but she's not in the Top 100 yet... hopefully soon though :)

AnomyBC
May 25th, 2009, 09:26 PM
I have no idea why you say her lop-sided smile is a negative. It makes her look cute and special. She's a very pretty girl and I've always liked her. :)

I have scientific studies to back me up on that! Studies have repeatedly shown the symmetrical faces are considered to be the most attractive :)

Actually, that reminds me, I forgot to even talk about her lop-sided smile. I'll have to go back and do that now :lol:

ETA: OK, I added the commentary about her lop-sided smile that I had previously forgotten to include. Enjoy! :)

mure
May 25th, 2009, 09:38 PM
first time i watched Permentier and i think she deserves a place in the list.She's hot!

kris719
May 26th, 2009, 12:40 AM
Wow. That's awesome :lol: Kind of a crappy list though. Sybille Bammer, Edina Gallovitz, Pauline Parmentier, Agnie Radwanska, Viktoria Azarenka, Patty Schynder, Anna Lena Groenefeld and Bethanie Mattek all make the cut, but not Maria Sharapova, Maria Kirilenko, Sorana Cirstea and Jelena Dokic??? :confused:

yeah, you're list is better. keep going....

teo_honey
May 26th, 2009, 09:15 AM
Wow. That's awesome :lol: Kind of a crappy list though. Sybille Bammer, Edina Gallovitz, Pauline Parmentier, Agnie Radwanska, Viktoria Azarenka, Patty Schynder, Anna Lena Groenefeld and Bethanie Mattek all make the cut, but not Maria Sharapova, Maria Kirilenko, Sorana Cirstea and Jelena Dokic??? :confused:

Hey Edina Gallovits IS hot!

AnomyBC
Jun 11th, 2009, 05:53 AM
OK, so now that this annoying "French Open" distraction is over, time to get back to the list!

#42. Miroslava Vavrinec
AKA: Mrs. Mirka Federer

Country: Switzerland
Highest Ranking: #76

http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec19.jpg

Best Assets: Cute round face, super-supportive
Negatives: Preggers, not as hot as some other tennis player girlfriends

So I have to admit that I knew Mirka here as Federer's girlfriend before I even knew she was a tennis player. But I've always thought she was cute, so I was very happy to find out that she was not only a tennis player, but at one point a Top 100 tennis player, thereby making her eligible for this list. Apparently she's Slovakian by birth, so it's not surprising that I'm attracted to her since I think I have more Slovaks on this list than any other nationality aside from Russian (not bad for such a tiny country!) And she also has a big round face and I'm noticing that I seem to have a thing for girls with big, round faces. Amazingly, according to her Wikipedia page, which I'm reading right now, she was actually introduced to tennis by Martina Navratilova. Craziness! Some people criticize Mirka as not being as hot as some other tennis player girlfriends (Brooklyn Decker, for instance), and there may be some truth to that, but I think Mirka is definitely a beautiful girl in her own right, and plus she has the added bonus of being super-mega-supportive, which is always a great thing to have in a girlfriend. Also, even though I haven't heard Mirka say very much I suspect she probably has a lot more going on upstairs than some of those other tennis player girlfriends. On the negative side, she's managed to get married and pregnant since my earliest version of this list (in fact she's the THIRD girl on the list to get married since I started this, which is probably a sign that I need to speed things up a little :lol:), but I kind of always figured she'd be permanently attached to Federer anyway. It seems like the two of them really love each other, which is really nice to see. You can't help but say "Awwwwww" when you see pics of them together, you know? But yeah, it sucks that she retired from tennis so young (apparently she retired in 2002 at the age of about 24 because of some kind of foot injury.) I really would have loved to have seen her play...

Langers
Jun 11th, 2009, 08:18 AM
And all credability lost. Federer. :o

AnomyBC
Jun 11th, 2009, 10:00 PM
And all credability lost. Federer. :o

First of all, it's not Federer I have on the list, it's his wife, Mirka :) What, you don't like her? Granted, like I said, she's not Brooklyn Decker or anything, but I definitely think she's a beautiful woman. Someone back me up on this :)

NoChokes
Jun 11th, 2009, 10:46 PM
I agree about Mirka.

I'm also completely with you on the round-face issue, and with everything you said about Nastya P.

My god, I'm a sycophant.

Oizo
Jun 11th, 2009, 11:08 PM
Mirka :hearts: Roger has a good taste :angel:

kris719
Jun 11th, 2009, 11:44 PM
mirka's not bad. maybe slightly chubby, but only in the slightest. in other words, who cares. i'm actually quite surprised she was in the top 100.

ninanina19
Jun 11th, 2009, 11:51 PM
Mirka is prettier to me than Brooklyn Decker or Hewitt's wife, but I guess they're "hotter".

sasha&tennis
Jun 11th, 2009, 11:55 PM
You have Mashona Washington but no Venus & Serena? That is unreal. I'm a woman & I keep it real. Women know how to compliment women without strings attached and I strongly feel that Venus & Serena both should be on this list above several of the listed players. But I feel that there is only one woman who deserves the #1 spot & that is Ana Ivanovic. She may not be my favorite player but even I cannot deny that the girl has something that no other player has. She is a rare beauty that only comes along once in a while.

Dini.
Jun 11th, 2009, 11:57 PM
I think she's pretty..

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=201949&d=1244469601

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=201954&d=1244469866

:shrug:

AnomyBC
Jun 12th, 2009, 12:15 AM
mirka's not bad. maybe slightly chubby, but only in the slightest. in other words, who cares. i'm actually quite surprised she was in the top 100.

She actually made it to the 3rd round of the US Open in 2001, before losing to Justine Henin. She also made it to the 2nd round of the Australian Open that year, where she lost to Monica Seles. (Not very lucky with her draws apparently!) And she won 3 ITF titles. A $25,000 challenger in 1999 and two $10,000 challengers in 1997. So yeah, shame she had to retire so young. She had some potential :sad:

AnomyBC
Jun 12th, 2009, 12:25 AM
You have Mashona Washington but no Venus & Serena? That is unreal. I'm a woman & I keep it real. Women know how to compliment women without strings attached and I strongly feel that Venus & Serena both should be on this list above several of the listed players. But I feel that there is only one woman who deserves the #1 spot & that is Ana Ivanovic. She may not be my favorite player but even I cannot deny that the girl has something that no other player has. She is a rare beauty that only comes along once in a while.

I do have Venus in my Top 75. She was #52. Serena I'm just not attracted to at all. We still haven't gotten to my #1 black girl, by the way, so look forward to that :)

I can't really talk about Ana cuz that would give too much away about my Top 5, but I definitely think she's a hottie :inlove:

PS - Interesting to see that Sharapova has overtaken her in my poll again. For the past few months Ana had been #2, but now Maria is ahead of her again. Very intense battle going on between those two! It will be interesting to see who wins in the end :)

nelsondan
Jun 12th, 2009, 12:26 AM
Kind of a reminder here of what I understand to be your standards.
A woman such as Kournikova, who many do not believe is as attractive as
she was when she was still playing, should be evaluated on the basis of how good
she looked years ago. (She looked great a couple months ago, but is starting to look thin
again.)

People like Ivanovic and Sharapova can be judged by whatever time people think they looked best--
for Ivanovic, I think she looked better last year at Roland Garros, but others might think she
looks the same or better now.

Those bikini pictures of Maria often pop up when they talk about Maria--but they are four years old. Personally, I like the way she looks now, better than any other time.

I did notice, for what ever reason, Maria has edged ahead of Ivanovic in your poll the last few days.

AnomyBC
Jun 12th, 2009, 12:48 AM
Kind of a reminder here of what I understand to be your standards.
A woman such as Kournikova, who many do not believe is as attractive as
she was when she was still playing, should be evaluated on the basis of how good
she looked years ago. (She looked great a couple months ago, but is starting to look thin
again.)

People like Ivanovic and Sharapova can be judged by whatever time people think they looked best--
for Ivanovic, I think she looked better last year at Roland Garros, but others might think she
looks the same or better now.

Those bikini pictures of Maria often pop up when they talk about Maria--but they are four years old. Personally, I like the way she looks now, better than any other time.

I did notice, for what ever reason, Maria has edged ahead of Ivanovic in your poll the last few days.

Basically I'm trying to judge them based on what they looked like on average over the 10 year period in question (Nov 1998 to Nov 2008), although I have included some pictures that were taken before or after that range, and I'm probably unintentionally giving greater weight to years when the players had more pictures taken of them, or years where more pictures of them are available. (In other words, if I'm researching a player and I find 100 pictures of them from 2000 and only 5 from 2008, then I'm probably going to judge them more by what they looked like in 2000 than what they looked like in 2008.) But yeah, like I just said, in theory it's based on what they looked like on average between Nov 1998 and Nov 2008.

KournikovaFan91
Jun 12th, 2009, 01:11 AM
Poor Ashley Harkelroad only has 7. :tape:

Go Anna K :)

hwanmig
Jun 12th, 2009, 08:24 AM
Ivanovic will still rock by the time she's 40. Sharapova and Kournikova will look like 2 dollar hookers before they could even reach that age.

shotgun
Jun 13th, 2009, 04:25 AM
Mirka is fat. That said, she was quite attractive when she was still a pro tennis player.

Golovinjured.
Jun 13th, 2009, 04:24 PM
Can't believe how fat Mirka got. :sad:

majcpw
Jun 20th, 2009, 07:29 AM
Can't believe how fat Mirka got. :sad:
She's picked up a lot of pregnancy weight too. I'm sure there will be plenty of shots of her big round face during Wimbledon if Federer gets to the semi's and beyond. His odds got much better for winning it all now that Nadal is out.

delicatecutter
Jun 20th, 2009, 08:32 AM
Poor Mirka. Yet another unfortunate victim of sperm-poisoning. :sad:

scheele
Jun 20th, 2009, 09:23 AM
Mirka is prettier to me than Brooklyn Decker or Hewitt's wife, but I guess they're "hotter".

bec cartwright. she was hot in home and away.

AnomyBC
Jun 21st, 2009, 05:17 AM
OK, time for another girl.....

#41. Anne-Gaelle Sidot

Country: France
Highest Ranking: #24

http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sidot17.jpg

Best Assets: Cute face, beautiful eyes, intense stare, nice WTF face
Negatives: Small breasts?, seems to have aged a lot since the pics above were taken

So this is another one of those girls who I've never seen play and whose existence I was largely unaware of before I did my research for this thread. This girl apparently never won a single's title and never made it past the 3rd round of a slam, but nevertheless managed to reach a high ranking of #24 before retiring in 2002. Someone mentioned her at some point in some hot tennis player thread as being a possible hottie and after reviewing her pictures I must say I agree. I think she looks particularly beautiful in these close up vid caps of her face that I found (see above.) Something about those pics just makes me want to stare into her eyes and kiss her passionately or something. I also love her intense stare and her "WTF" expression in the 4th pic from the bottom. I think in addition to having a weakness for girls with big, round faces I might may also have somewhat of a weakness for girls with intense stares (Sharapova and Kirilenko for instance) and girls who make a lot of funny facial expressions, so I think Anne-Gaelle here benefits from that. I've seen some recent pictures of her where she looks a LOT older, so I'm thinking these pics must be kind of old, but whenever they were taken, she was definitely a cutie at that time. As with Mirka, it's a shame I never got to see her while she was playing :sad:

Langers
Jun 21st, 2009, 07:06 AM
I'm falling asleep with the latest additions.

mckyle.
Jun 21st, 2009, 07:15 AM
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec10.jpg

OMG What year was this ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! :bigcry:

BANGS!!!!!! :sobbing:

muzzy
Jun 21st, 2009, 07:27 AM
why is dokic in like 13

AnomyBC
Jun 21st, 2009, 03:43 PM
I'm falling asleep with the latest additions.

Don't worry, I'll get to Sorana eventually :)

AnomyBC
Jun 21st, 2009, 03:43 PM
why is dokic in like 13

Huh? :confused:

Ryan
Jun 21st, 2009, 03:54 PM
MAN Mirka used to be so hot. :drool:

capt321
Jun 21st, 2009, 04:57 PM
Just a sneak question, will Cetkovska,Benesova and Safarova be on your list?

nfl46
Jun 21st, 2009, 05:13 PM
Ana Ivanovic

Fantasy Hero
Jun 21st, 2009, 06:31 PM
Flavia Pennetta...i think she's not the most beautiful, but IMO the hottest and sexiest :hearts:

thechich
Jun 22nd, 2009, 04:34 AM
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Vavrinec12.jpg


Speaking of changed appearances, which makeover artist was let loose on Federer?

WTT#1Fan
Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:27 AM
I couldn't find any good pictures of her but Rita Kuti-Kis should definitely be on the list. Much better looking than many I've seen you post so far. Others that should be on for sure - Magdalena Maleeva and Sabine Appelmans.

AnomyBC
Jul 4th, 2009, 07:37 AM
Just a sneak question, will Cetkovska,Benesova and Safarova be on your list?

2 of them will be. The third girl I've never found to be even remotely attractive. I think she looks like a combination of Rodney Dangerfield and some kind of albino ass goblin. You can guess for yourselves which girl I'm talking about :)

AnomyBC
Jul 4th, 2009, 07:44 AM
I couldn't find any good pictures of her but Rita Kuti-Kis should definitely be on the list. Much better looking than many I've seen you post so far. Others that should be on for sure - Magdalena Maleeva and Sabine Appelmans.

I was seriously considering putting Rita Kuti-Kis on the list, but I couldn't find enough good pictures to justify it. I think at some point I intended to least put her in my Honorable Mentions, but I'm not sure if I actually did or not.

From the pictures I've seen, I don't really consider Maggie Maleeva to be attractive, but if anyone has pictures that suggest otherwise, then I'm willing to look at them :)

Sabine Appelmans is indeed in the Top 75.

AnomyBC
Jul 4th, 2009, 07:47 AM
By the way, sorry for the lack of updates. I decided to wait till Wimbledon is over before I post anyone else because I don't want this thread to be immediately buried by Wimbledon threads. By yeah, I should be posting the next girl on Sunday. Here's a hint---she just lost a bunch of points in the rankings :sad:

Fantasy Hero
Jul 4th, 2009, 08:15 AM
i guess she's Nicole :devil:

Langers
Jul 4th, 2009, 08:59 AM
Has Cornet been or is she still to come? :)

majcpw
Jul 4th, 2009, 12:34 PM
By the way, sorry for the lack of updates. I decided to wait till Wimbledon is over before I post anyone else because I don't want this thread to be immediately buried by Wimbledon threads. By yeah, I should be posting the next girl on Sunday. Here's a hint---she just lost a bunch of points in the rankings :sad:
Love your description of Safarova, assuming that's who you were talking about a few posts back. :)
Regarding this post, Jie Zheng just lost a bunch of points going from the Semi's in 2008 to 2nd round and out this year. Never found her hot but I would love to be proven wrong if its her. More likely to me that it would be Vaidisova, who went from the Quarter Final's last year to one and done this year. In any event, please keep up the good work (after Wimby, of course). :worship:

AnomyBC
Jul 6th, 2009, 04:44 AM
OK, here's the next girl. Sorry again for the long hiatus, but like I said, I didn't want this to get bumped off the face of the Earth by Wimbledon threads!

#40. Zheng Jie
(aka Jie Zheng)

Country: China
Highest Ranking: #15

http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Zheng19.jpg

Best Assets: Big, round, adorably cute face; cute, petite little body; dark, beautiful eyes
Negatives: Could be a little sexier or edgier maybe?

So as I mentioned before, I seem to have a little bit of a thing for girls with big, round faces. Jie here is obviously another great example of that. Also benefiting her is the fact that I also tend to have a thing for both petite girls and Asian girls (I'm guessing I like Asian girls because they tend to be petite girls with big, round faces!) So needless to say, Jie here fits my "type" pretty well. (Did I mention that I also like girls with dark hair and eyes?) Anyway, basically I think this girl is incredibly adorable. She's one of those girls where I feel like I could just start at her face for like hours and just wonder at it. I love her eyes and her smile and her facial expressions. And I love her pony tail, when she has it, and her cute little fist pump (oddly, I seem to also have a thing for girls who fist pump---it's a shame you don't get to see more hot girls fist-pumping in everyday life, because I would totally be turned on by that!) I actually had a tough time coming up with a negative for her because a lot of the things I was coming up with as possible negatives I kept deciding that I actually liked. For instance, I was thinking about putting down that her legs were kind of short and stubby, but then I decided that I actually liked them like that and I really wouldn't necessarily want them to be any longer---but I guess that just goes with the whole liking petite girls thing. Anyway, I think she's not only the most beautiful East Asian tennis player ever, but also probably one of the best. I think she's probably the best Chinese player ever (sorry Na Li fans!) and probably one of the top 3 or 4 Asian female players ever (after Sugiyama and Date). I was really excited about and impressed by her Wimbledon Semifinal run last year and it sucks that she's going to be losing those points now. Hopefully her ranking won't go down too much :sad:

AnomyBC
Jul 6th, 2009, 04:46 AM
Has Cornet been or is she still to come? :)

Neither, but if she ever gets that nose of hers fixed then I promise to include her in future editions :)

AnomyBC
Jul 6th, 2009, 04:49 AM
Love your description of Safarova, assuming that's who you were talking about a few posts back. :)
Regarding this post, Jie Zheng just lost a bunch of points going from the Semi's in 2008 to 2nd round and out this year. Never found her hot but I would love to be proven wrong if its her. More likely to me that it would be Vaidisova, who went from the Quarter Final's last year to one and done this year. In any event, please keep up the good work (after Wimby, of course). :worship:

Yes, I was describing Safarova :) And yeah, it's Zheng. I did Vaidisova already. She was #58 :)

Optima
Jul 6th, 2009, 04:53 AM
Will Safarova make an appearance on this list?

AnomyBC
Jul 6th, 2009, 05:22 AM
Will Safarova make an appearance on this list?

No. As I said on the previous page, I've never found her to be even remotely attractive and I think she looks like a cross between Rodney Dangerfield and an albino ass goblin. I've never understood why she gets mentioned as being an attractive tennis player. I mean, honestly, when I see pictures of her she looks like someone who's been locked in a dark underground cave for hundreds of years and is only now seeing sunlight for the first time after finally clawing her way out off of the ground. If I wanted to say something positive about the way she looks I could say that she has very striking eyes, but I don't really think that they're striking in a beautiful way so much as a crazed, demented way. Anyway, I don't mean to bash her, cuz I'm sure she's a nice girl, but of all the girls who get mentioned as being attractive, she's definitely the one who baffles me the most.

Optima
Jul 6th, 2009, 06:45 AM
No. As I said on the previous page, I've never found her to be even remotely attractive and I think she looks like a cross between Rodney Dangerfield and an albino ass goblin. I've never understood why she gets mentioned as being an attractive tennis player. I mean, honestly, when I see pictures of her she looks like someone who's been locked in a dark underground cave for hundreds of years and is only now seeing sunlight for the first time after finally clawing her way out off of the ground. If I wanted to say something positive about the way she looks I could say that she has very striking eyes, but I don't really think that they're striking in a beautiful way so much as a crazed, demented way. Anyway, I don't mean to bash her, cuz I'm sure she's a nice girl, but of all the girls who get mentioned as being attractive, she's definitely the one who baffles me the most.

:spit:

I think she's gorgeous, but then again, I'm a gay man. :rolls:

Langers
Jul 6th, 2009, 07:15 AM
Neither, but if she ever gets that nose of hers fixed then I promise to include her in future editions :)
Cornet >>>>>>>>>>> Zheng Jie

Optima
Jul 6th, 2009, 07:21 AM
Cornet >>>>>>>>>>> Zheng Jie

This.

AnomyBC
Jul 6th, 2009, 10:48 AM
Cornet >>>>>>>>>>> Zheng Jie

That's insanity to me. Even if Cornet got her desperately needed nose job, Zheng would still be 10 times as attractive as she is.

Andiyan
Jul 6th, 2009, 01:25 PM
Zheng is a trillion times more attractive than scary Cornet.

capt321
Jul 6th, 2009, 06:12 PM
I'd like to get your take on 2 players that you omitted and put in your honorable mention. Jana Kandarr and Elena Bovina.Please explain and take another look at your player from 56 down. Thanks

AnomyBC
Jul 7th, 2009, 02:53 AM
I'd like to get your take on 2 players that you omitted and put in your honorable mention. Jana Kandarr and Elena Bovina.Please explain and take another look at your player from 56 down. Thanks

I think they're both reasonably attractive, but I was only able to find a relatively small number of good pictures of them---and there were some pretty bad pictures I found too---and ultimately I just didn't have enough to justify either of them being in the Top 75. If you have some good pics of them though, feel free to send them my way :)

Lunaris
Jul 7th, 2009, 07:40 AM
This is easy, Domachowska and Wozniacki the best bodies and Hantuchova the prettiest face, head and hair. Vaidisova in real life also has an amazing body.

Langers
Jul 7th, 2009, 08:30 AM
Hantuchova is exceedingly average in every department.

AnomyBC
Jul 19th, 2009, 06:33 PM
Sorry I fell off the face of the Earth again! Here's the next girl!

#39. Martina Sucha

Country: Slovakia
Highest Ranking: #37

http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha01.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha02.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha03.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha04.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha05.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha06.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha07.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha08.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha09.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha10.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha11.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha12.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha13.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha14.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha15.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha16.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha17.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha18.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha19.jpg
http://www.bryanspage.com/Sucha20.jpg

Best Assets: Very cute face, nice legs, pretty nice body overall
Negatives: Big pointy nose, front teeth stick out a little

So Martina here is one of a strong contingent of Slovakian hotties that have graced the Top 100 over the past 10 years. She's the 2nd of 5 of them that I have in my Top 75, which makes Slovakia the 4th best represented country after Russia, the USA and France. Sadly Martina hasn't entered any tournaments since April of last year and I think she's basically retired at this point, which is a shame because I've never gotten a chance to see her play. As far as her looks, as I said above, I think she has an adorably cute face and pretty nice, well-proportioned body as well. The only negatives are her big Steffi Graf/Mirjana Lucic-like nose and the fact that her front teeth kind of stick out a little (which might not actually be a negative because I think it might add to her cuteness) and the fact that her boobs might be slightly on the small side, although I haven't seen enough of them to really say for sure. In any case, I hope she still has a little bit more tennis in her, but if we've already seen the last of her, then her cuteness will definitely be missed...

AnomyBC
Jul 19th, 2009, 06:39 PM
Hantuchova is exceedingly average in every department.

So would you say she's exceptional at being average at least? :) Anyway, yeah, I think Hantuchova can look pretty average in real life sometimes, but she does take some pretty amazing modeling pictures.

Craig.
Jul 19th, 2009, 06:42 PM
Wow, she looks just like Jodie Foster.

AnomyBC
Jul 19th, 2009, 06:47 PM
Wow, she looks just like Jodie Foster.

I think she looks better than Jodie Foster, but yeah, I guess there's a little bit of a resemblance.

kris719
Jul 19th, 2009, 07:07 PM
Best Assets: Very cute face, nice legs, pretty nice body overall


i was gonna say her legs were a negative.

AnomyBC
Jul 19th, 2009, 07:10 PM
This is easy, Domachowska and Wozniacki the best bodies and Hantuchova the prettiest face, head and hair. Vaidisova in real life also has an amazing body.

I would pick Kournikova, Kirilenko, Dokic, Sharapova and Golovin as having the best bodies and Ivanovic, Wozniacki, Chakvetadze, Hantuchova, Kournikova and Sharapova as having the prettiest faces. I don't really have any strong preferences in terms of hair. As far as heads, some of my favs are Zvonareva's, Zheng's and Bardina's :lol:

AnomyBC
Jul 19th, 2009, 07:14 PM
i was gonna say her legs were a negative.

You prefer them short, fat and hairy? :shrug:

delicatecutter
Jul 19th, 2009, 07:21 PM
Sucha = EPIC FAIL. :spit:

I wouldn't look at that girl twice if I passed her by on the street.

AnomyBC
Jul 19th, 2009, 07:30 PM
Sucha = EPIC FAIL. :spit:

I wouldn't look at that girl twice if I passed her by on the street.

Well I certainly would. I'd look at her long and hard as she walked towards me and then I'd turn around and look at her again as she walked away :angel:

delicatecutter
Jul 19th, 2009, 07:36 PM
Well I certainly would. I'd look at her long and hard as she walked towards me and then I'd turn around and look at her again as she walked away :angel:

Different strokes for different folks and all that jazz. :angel:

Andiyan
Jul 19th, 2009, 08:23 PM
Sucha? No thanks.

kris719
Jul 20th, 2009, 01:38 AM
You prefer them short, fat and hairy? :shrug:

well in pics 1, 12, 13 etc. they are a bit thin and withered looking. but that's just me.

RenaSlam.
Jul 20th, 2009, 01:40 AM
Sucha? Fuck that. Oh wait...:tape:

Rui Alex
Jul 20th, 2009, 10:02 AM
Steffi Graf

capt321
Jul 21st, 2009, 08:20 PM
Do you think Stefanie Voegele and Polona Hercog will make your revised list in the end? Both made it to the top 100.

Dav.
Jul 21st, 2009, 08:23 PM
And Diatchenko is 104. :p

youizahoe
Jul 21st, 2009, 09:04 PM
Daniele Hantuchova in this list? :tape:

If you have like a fetish for thin long mdf plates, sure :tape:

AnomyBC
Jul 22nd, 2009, 01:17 AM
Steffi Graf

What about her? As I've said previously, she never really did anything for me looks-wise.

AnomyBC
Jul 22nd, 2009, 01:25 AM
Do you think Stefanie Voegele and Polona Hercog will make your revised list in the end? Both made it to the top 100.

Stefanie Voegele might be featured in a future edition. Hercog doesn't really do anything for me. I'm also considering Melanie South and Melanie Oudin, who have both now reached the Top 100 as well.

AnomyBC
Jul 22nd, 2009, 01:42 AM
And Diatchenko is 104. :p

Diatchenko is currently at #110, but if she makes Top 100 then she'll definitely be featured in future editions :)

Same thing goes for Arantxa Rus, who's currently at #103.

Some other players I'm keeping an eye on are Gullickson (#123), Dentoni (#154), Moore (#155), Albanese (#169), Pivovarova (#183), Hrdinova (#194), Panova (#197), Antoniychuk (#209) and Hofmanova (#219).

AnomyBC
Jul 22nd, 2009, 01:45 AM
Daniele Hantuchova in this list? :tape:

If you have like a fetish for thin long mdf plates, sure :tape:

Hantuchova is always on these kinds of lists :) What's an mdf plate?

Golovinjured.
Jul 22nd, 2009, 10:28 AM
Moore? :spit:

Ryan
Jul 22nd, 2009, 12:31 PM
:tape: Sucha looks like a boy.

BournemouthBoy
Jul 22nd, 2009, 12:47 PM
Corinna Dentoni :angel:

Vyacheslavovna
Jul 22nd, 2009, 01:56 PM
I like this thread. It kept me entertained for a couple of hours from the beginning.

I need people like AnomyBC to post stuff for me to laugh at.

This list is why; AnomyBC > me

What I laughed at most are the "best assets" and "negatives" trashing the player's looks. My favourite is this one:


#47. Ioana Raluca Olaru
http://www.bryanspage.com/Olaru04.jpg

Negatives ... looks like a monkey sometimes



I think she looks sweet. This tennis player looks like a monkey:

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1640/nadalusopen.jpg



I have a suggestion. AnomyBC, you need to add this picture to your Camille Pin selection, she needs to be moved up.

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1379/pin04fg6.jpg



I also need the benefit of your expertise. Who's this? I think its Pironkova, but it doesn't look like any of the pictures you have.

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/3129/img5576gv7.jpg


I have to agree with the posters who have a beef with you about Serena. If you said this is about what I think, there would be no problem. When you said this list is about what I think and partly reflects the general consensus, your list looks dodgy. The general consensus has no room for Serena in the top 75? I smell some hateration!

And Serena fans don't post your thoughts and reasons about why Serena should be included. I just scroll past your "blah, blah, blah". AnomyBC has put in hours of exhaustive research, he's sifted the evidence, the man has weighed up all the pros and cons to put together the definitive list for our times. If you think he made a mistake, POST the hot pics of Serena and make him change his mind; if you think Serena is the cat's miaow, POST the evidence and force him to back down and revise his list.

Less text, more pics.

To finish my own long-on-text post, thanks again for the thread AnomyBC, but you need to receive a final warning for a time code violation. This thing needs to speed up a little. I know you have a job and need to earn a living, but life is about priorities. ;)

Uranium
Jul 22nd, 2009, 02:02 PM
^That last picture is NOT Tsvetana, it is Ekaterina Bychkova

Renalicious
Jul 23rd, 2009, 12:44 AM
http://j.bdbphotos.com/news/pictures/9L/29/14929_large.jpg
http://gurlabouttown.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/serena_venus31.jpg
http://www.panacheprivee.com/Web/BeSeen/NewYorkersforchildren09/FFete44.jpg
http://www.dyfuse.com/files/images/serena%20williams.jpg
http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/serena1.jpghttp://gitm.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/site_pg47.jpg
http://i37.tinypic.com/2irk6fr.jpg

AnomyBC
Jul 23rd, 2009, 01:01 AM
I like this thread. It kept me entertained for a couple of hours from the beginning.

I need people like AnomyBC to post stuff for me to laugh at.

This list is why; AnomyBC > me

What I laughed at most are the "best assets" and "negatives" trashing the player's looks. My favourite is this one:




I think she looks sweet. This tennis player looks like a monkey:

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1640/nadalusopen.jpg



I have a suggestion. AnomyBC, you need to add this picture to your Camille Pin selection, she needs to be moved up.

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1379/pin04fg6.jpg



I also need the benefit of your expertise. Who's this? I think its Pironkova, but it doesn't look like any of the pictures you have.

http://www.tennisforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=54703&stc=1&d=1248270350


I have to agree with the posters who have a beef with you about Serena. If you said this is about what I think, there would be no problem. When you said this list is about what I think and partly reflects the general consensus, your list looks dodgy. The general consensus has no room for Serena in the top 75? I smell some hateration!

And Serena fans don't post your thoughts and reasons about why Serena should be included. I just scroll past your "blah, blah, blah". AnomyBC has put in hours of exhaustive research, he's sifted the evidence, the man has weighed up all the pros and cons to put together the definitive list for our times. If you think he made a mistake, POST the hot pics of Serena and make him change his mind; if you think Serena is the cat's miaow, POST the evidence and force him to back down and revise his list.

Less text, more pics.

To finish my own long-on-text post, thanks again for the thread AnomyBC, but you need to receive a final warning for a time code violation. This thing needs to speed up a little. I know you have a job and need to earn a living, but life is about priorities. ;)

Thanks.

Yes, that's a good pic of Pin. I'll have to add that.

That's Ekaterina Bychkova, but someone said that already.

I definitely stand by not putting Serena on the list. I've said this before, but for the record most other people who have made lists like this (including Dav) didn't include her either, so I feel like I'm being kind unfairly singled out here. I also don't think a majority of people, either in America or in the world as a whole, consider Serena Williams to be attractive, so I think it does reflect the consensus in that regard. (Although, in fairness, that could be said of many of the girls who I do have on the list as well.)

And I know I always say this and nothing happens, but yes, I'll try to speed things up a little :)

Renalicious
Jul 23rd, 2009, 01:21 AM
I just....don't really get why you don't think a lot of people don't think Serena is attractive. :shrug: She's been on plenty 'sexiest' lists before and when you get erotic stories written about you, I think it says a lot. :shrug: :spit: I mean, you don't see erotic stories written about Dementieva. :tape:

AnomyBC
Jul 23rd, 2009, 01:43 AM
I just....don't really get why you don't think a lot of people don't think Serena is attractive. :shrug: She's been on plenty 'sexiest' lists before and when you get erotic stories written about you, I think it says a lot. :shrug: :spit: I mean, you don't see erotic stories written about Dementieva. :tape:

I've looked at every list of hot female tennis players on the internet and she's not on most of them. She's also never mentioned in Talk Tennis's massive 873 page thread on that subject (http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=87961&page=873). Furthermore, I've honestly never hear anyone in real life mention her as being attractive, but I have repeatedly heard her mentioned as being unattractive. This is also the first time I've ever heard anything about erotic stories being written about Serena and frankly I find the idea of that to be somewhat disturbing :lol:

PS - I just realized your first sentence is a double negative. For the record, I DO think most people don't think Serena is attractive :)

Renalicious
Jul 23rd, 2009, 05:47 AM
Well lookie this.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/pictures/2009/06/23/top-10-sexiest-women-tennis-players-of-all-time-115875-21465515/

Ivanovic #8 and Serena #5. :D

jacobruiz
Jul 23rd, 2009, 05:55 AM
Well lookie this.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/pictures/2009/06/23/top-10-sexiest-women-tennis-players-of-all-time-115875-21465515/

Ivanovic #8 and Serena #5. :D

Maria is #2, but the picture they show isn't her.:lol:

Renalicious
Jul 23rd, 2009, 06:03 AM
I know, it's Azarenka. :lol:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=382874&highlight=sexy+wimbledon

^Serena at #7 for that one.

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=383164&highlight=sexy+wimbledon

^Serena at #5 for this one. ;)

kris719
Jul 23rd, 2009, 06:13 AM
seriously quit the serena talk and let the man make his list.