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Ian Aberdon
Dec 16th, 2008, 05:19 PM
I'm fascinated Louisa. Tell us more...:scratch:

Ian Aberdon
Dec 16th, 2008, 05:20 PM
Uh, hang on, I'm the only post? Have I been caught in a trap? :lol:

MaBaker
Dec 16th, 2008, 09:11 PM
Yes :toothy:

louisa.
Dec 16th, 2008, 11:52 PM
Oh dear.. I had an opening post but I don't know what happened to it. :confused: :bigcry: My internet decided to cut itself off just as i pressed post. I thought it had gotten through, but obviously not. bah.

Right, well, what I intended to say was that I'm planning to make some kind of tshirt for the AO next year featuring the lovely Miss Jankovic (of course ;) ) However, I'm kinda stuck in a designing rut so I haven't been able to come up with anything good.
So I was just wondering that if anybody had any ideas, feel free to bounce them around in here. :)
Eye capturing and attention grabbing is what I think I'm gonna be going for (personally, I think anything with her face on it is bound to grab her attention :lol: ).

Ok, I'm pressing post now; hopefully it won't screw up again :scared:

Wayn77
Dec 17th, 2008, 12:03 AM
Receiving you from Down Under loud and clear Louisa :lol:

Wot an excellent idea, dunno how big your budget is going to be.

Always felt this was a fetching image that would good on a teeshirt, if you could capture the colour.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/brunsdon/JELENA%20JANKOVIC/JJ1type.jpg

Ian Aberdon
Dec 17th, 2008, 06:55 AM
H E L P !!! Lemme out, lemme --- oh, it's not a trap! :lol:

G'Day Louisa, yes Wayn's suggestion is a good one, or maybe one or her playing her trademark BDtL, ponytail a-flapping.

:yeah:

MaBaker
Dec 17th, 2008, 10:28 AM
If you want Jelena's attention, put a big screen on your shirt

http://i44.tinypic.com/fcp95d.jpg

louisa.
Dec 17th, 2008, 10:30 AM
yeh i do like wayn's one; the colour is beautiful, and that bow :hearts: :rolls:
i'm not sure if my printer will do it justice though. i'll see.
there's a really nice action shot with the BDTL somewhere, i'll try and dig it up :)
i'll have a shot at photoshopping some images etc onto a tshirt later. (for the record, i SUCK at photoshop :lol: )
ta guys :yeah:

louisa.
Dec 17th, 2008, 10:30 AM
If you want Jelena's attention, put a big screen on your shirt

http://i44.tinypic.com/fcp95d.jpg

omg :haha: too perfect!

justine schnyder
Dec 17th, 2008, 02:41 PM
If you want Jelena's attention, put a big screen on your shirt

http://i44.tinypic.com/fcp95d.jpg

Omg :rolls:

Don't forget to tell us your decision Lu ;)

RFS
Dec 18th, 2008, 07:27 AM
No nooooo NOT the bow!

louisa.
Dec 18th, 2008, 10:50 AM
I'll put up a few ideas soon. My USB seems to have done a disappearing act between last night and this morning :shrug: when i uncover where it is, i'll be sure to post them up and ya'll can tell me what you think :)

No nooooo NOT the bow!

:rolls: my sister got a bow exactly like that. it came in one of those barbie magazines or something. i am SO tempted to wear it to AO next year. :haha:

RFS
Dec 18th, 2008, 11:00 AM
:rolls: my sister got a bow exactly like that. it came in one of those barbie magazines or something. i am SO tempted to wear it to AO next year. :haha:

Lord ... the therapy we all needed after that fashion disaster on court... oh JJ!

redsonja
Dec 18th, 2008, 11:06 AM
That bow was more disastrous than her first round match!

Just Do It
Dec 18th, 2008, 11:42 AM
You have to show us that shirt :)

Snex
Dec 18th, 2008, 03:51 PM
If you want to draw Jelena's attention with your shirt than use this one

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/645/janoviczr2.jpg

She will surely notice you in the crowd :lol:

If you're afraid that she would throw her racket on you for "wearing" her boyfriend, than chose that one with her face on the screen :haha:

louisa.
Dec 19th, 2008, 12:44 AM
:haha: :haha: That's such a good idea. But yes, you're right, what if she were to throw her racket at me? :scared: :haha:

Well, here they are;
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/JJ-front.jpg

And then I thought, well, why stop at one Jelena when you can have many, many Jelena's :lol:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/heart-front.jpg

And this one.. Well, it was 2am and the idea wouldn't leave me alone :shrug:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/tennisball.jpg

I'll do one with the big screen later. I really do like that idea :yeah:
So, love it? hate it? alterations you would make? Other suggestions? And feel free to have a go at a few, I'm really dreadful when it comes to creativity :awww: :lol:

Ian Aberdon
Dec 19th, 2008, 07:20 AM
:lol:

You need to sell these in all the big Aussie stores Louisa!

Top one IMO the "Jelena" maybe needs to be above or below the pic? I can see why you did it down the side, to be different though.

Second one I can see fans wearing in the stands at AO!

Mind you, whether you want to take advice from someone that buys his pants in Marks & Spencer is open to extreme doubt!!! :lol:

MaBaker
Dec 19th, 2008, 09:16 AM
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/tennisball.jpg

:lol: I like this shirt the most , but the first one is probably the best

louisa.
Dec 19th, 2008, 10:36 AM
Thanks for the feedback guys :yeah:
Top one IMO the "Jelena" maybe needs to be above or below the pic?

Like this? I know the font colour is dodgey but you get the gist :lol: I do reckon it looks better. The one on the side bugged me from the start coz it made everything look asymmetrical. :shrug:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/JJ2.jpg

You need to sell these in all the big Aussie stores Louisa!
:rolls: Oh I know. I'm considering expanding. Not only will i make shirts, I'll do coins aswell. Anyone want a JJ coin? :hearts: :p
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/JJCoin.jpg

RFS
Dec 19th, 2008, 10:48 AM
LMAO! Oh the coin is just genius!!! GENIUS!!! Well done you! :bounce: :haha: :rolls:

дalex
Dec 19th, 2008, 10:59 AM
I want that coin! :hearts:
Maybe you can use the same pic for t-shirt and write sth like "Kill'em, JJ! Win me an AO or I'll strangle you!"...Or is that too much? :rolls:

louisa.
Dec 19th, 2008, 11:08 AM
I may very well put the coin on. I'll see how it looks.
:spit: I don't think that's too much at all. No doubt it'll only motivate her :rolls: How do you say that in serbian? You know, just so she understands it 100%. :p :lol:

дalex
Dec 19th, 2008, 11:37 AM
How do you say that in serbian? You know, just so understands it 100%. :p :lol:

:lol:
Uhhmmm, better not translate that, it's too long and even longer in Serbian.

MaBaker
Dec 19th, 2008, 03:47 PM
I may very well put the coin on. I'll see how it looks.
:spit: I don't think that's too much at all. No doubt it'll only motivate her :rolls: How do you say that in serbian? You know, just so she understands it 100%. :p :lol:
You can write :" Ajde bre kozo " which means - Come on and win ( common phrase here in Serbia ) :angel:

Brena
Dec 19th, 2008, 04:15 PM
You can write :" Ajde bre kozo " which means - Come on and win ( common phrase here in Serbia ) :angel:

:lol:
or ''ajde bre kozo glupa'' if you want o be especially nice :D

great designs, lu! i also like the pics from stuttgart and moscow where she holds her finger up signalling ''i'm the number 1''. you could wear it to the ws matches too :angel:

Snex
Dec 19th, 2008, 04:28 PM
" Ajde bre kozo " :haha:

No, no, no! That's not a good idea at all. When I watch her matches I usually shout "Ajde bre Jeco j... te!" :lol: But it is also not a good idea. Perhaps "Ajde Jeco bre!" would be enough to motivate her. The word BRE must be at the end :lol:

So, love it? hate it? alterations you would make? Other suggestions? And feel free to have a go at a few, I'm really dreadful when it comes to creativity

I wouldn't say that you are dreadful when it comes to creativity. All your creations are really great! The first one is striking. Besides, you have more sense for these things than Jelena. :lol:

Ian Aberdon
Dec 19th, 2008, 07:10 PM
Louisa, I need a pair of JJ pants for Christmas...can you oblige? :angel:

louisa.
Dec 19th, 2008, 09:55 PM
You can write :" Ajde bre kozo " which means - Come on and win ( common phrase here in Serbia ) :angel:
Do I want to know what this actually means?! :rolls:

:lol:
or ''ajde bre kozo glupa'' if you want o be especially nice :D
:rolls: again, I don't want to know what this means, do I? wait, doesn't glupa mean dumbass or something? :lol:

i also like the pics from stuttgart and moscow where she holds her finger up signalling ''i'm the number 1''. you could wear it to the ws matches too :angel:
ahhh that pic :hearts: I think I'll use that one and have "Suck on this" on the shirt, what do you think? :lol:

When I watch her matches I usually shout "Ajde bre Jeco j... te!" :lol: But it is also not a good idea. Perhaps "Ajde Jeco bre!" would be enough to motivate her. The word BRE must be at the end :lol:
:lol: and if I don't put the bre? what'll it mean then? :devil:

Louisa, I need a pair of JJ pants for Christmas...can you oblige? :angel:
I'll see what I can whip up ;) :lol:

Thanks heaps guys :yeah:
As promised, big screen ones will be on their way very soon. :)

Snex
Dec 20th, 2008, 10:39 AM
Koza - goat :lol:
Glupa - stupid :lol:
Bre - the word that replaces exclamation sign in Serbian. When you say "bre", it means that you are impatient. I've heard JJ saying that many times when she plays, and when she's impatient. That's the best word for motivating and you donít have to say it so loud. However, that word cannot be translated but it says enough itself.

For your thing, I think that "Ajde Jeco bre!" would be enough.

:lol: and if I don't put the bre? what'll it mean then? :devil:

If you put the word "bre" it will mean that you want her to win more than anything else. If you don't put that word, it won't sound so strongly, and all other words will lose their strength :shrug:. As if you wrote, for example "the bird is on the tree" :rolls:

Snex
Dec 20th, 2008, 10:53 AM
Oh yes, I forgot. You could make one more combined image with her holding all her trophies and cups - 8 pictures. This one shouldn't be in the shape of heart, but in the shape of cup. What you think about that idea?

louisa.
Dec 20th, 2008, 11:28 AM
I guess for the first teeshirt .... rather than white fabric

I would have the tee a similar colour to that lovely sun-kissed turquoise,

the image slightly larger and further up.

with "come the f*ck on Jelena" in large bold type underneath :rolls:
oooh, unfortuantly I've already bought a white shirt.. I could try dying it I suppose.. :shrug: But I don't look that good in blue :rolls: :p But it is a good idea, the picture will just blend in perfectly with the shirt.
I do like the slogan though :lol:

Koza - goat :lol:
Glupa - stupid :lol:
:haha: oh wow, she'd definately throw her racket at me if I had that written on it.

If you put the word "bre" it will mean that you want her to win more than anything else. If you don't put that word, it won't sound so strongly, and all other words will lose their strength
ah ok, I see, I see. :)

Oh yes, I forgot. You could make one more combined image with her holding all her trophies and cups - 8 pictures. This one shouldn't be in the shape of heart, but in the shape of cup. What you think about that idea?

I like it :yeah: I'll have a shot at that, but I don't know how well I'll be able to do it since I had a template for the heart but I don't think there is one for a trophey. :sad:

louisa.
Dec 20th, 2008, 11:31 AM
Alrighty, so I've done a few big screen ones. Which ones do you think looks the best?

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/bigscreen2.jpg

I kinda like this one a lot. The flag in the backgroud does it for me :p
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/bigscreen6.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/bigscreen4.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/bigscreen5.jpg

And maybe there should be fireworkds in the sky spelling out "Ajde Jeco bre!" or something :lol:

Snex
Dec 20th, 2008, 12:55 PM
I also like the second one. She'll surely notice you in that shirt. However, I don't know which one to suggest you, they are all nice. The idea with the fireworks spelling out "Ajde Jeco bre!" is also very good. :yeah:

It would be great if you could find some picture of her watching herself on the screen :rolls:. And to put it on the main screen :haha:. Perhaps you could make such thing using Photoshop?

-NAJ-
Dec 20th, 2008, 02:06 PM
I like that " Ajde Jeco bre" :)

OC521
Dec 20th, 2008, 02:32 PM
The Serbian word "bre" is equivalent to the use of the word "man" in North America.

It can be used as follows:

"Hey bre, what are you doing?"
Хеј man, шта радиш?

"Come on bre, lets go."
Ајде man, ајмо.

"What's with you, bre?"
Шта ти је man?

"Oww bre, did you have to ask that question?"
We don't use man or bre in this context.

"Get the hell out of the way, bre!"
Склони се man!

Snex
Dec 20th, 2008, 04:03 PM
Yes! I totally agree with OC521. The word "bre" is equivalent to the word "man" in North America. But we use that word also when we communicate with women, or with more people.

"Hi guys, what's new bre!"

louisa.
Dec 27th, 2008, 08:39 AM
Ok, so after much fretting, picture hunting and late night insomnia, I've narrowed it down to these two. I'm thinking of doing two shirts now, since I've got the 5 day pass and I thought I may as well. :shrug: :p

1. Front/Back
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/1heart-frontback.jpg
larger pic of the front:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/heart2.jpg

2. Front/Back
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/2ajdejecobre-frontback.jpg
larger pic of the front:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/JJ-front1.jpg

What do we think? :shrug: Colour changes? Picture changes? Or all good? :p
Thanks for the input guys. :yeah:

дalex
Dec 27th, 2008, 09:30 AM
I really like them both! And the writing "Ajde Jeco bre!" is so something I say while I watch her play...Though I might use variations like "Ajde bre, udaraj jace! (hit harder)", "Ajde bre, kozo!", etc...:lol:

Good work, Lulu! :yeah: And don't be shy, I wanna see you on the big screen! :lol:

MaBaker
Dec 27th, 2008, 09:42 AM
2. Front/Back
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/2ajdejecobre-frontback.jpg

This one is perfect :inlove:, but "Ajde Jeco Bre" should be written with a more visible colour, I think :shrug:
Btw, I'm so jealous of you :fiery: :awww:

Snex
Dec 27th, 2008, 10:15 AM
Nice work! :yeah:

I was wondering what's going on with your project and what decisions you made. And here is the answer. Great! We must see you on tv in these shirts during the AO.

louisa.
Dec 27th, 2008, 10:57 AM
I really like them both! And the writing "Ajde Jeco bre!" is so something I say while I watch her play...Though I might use variations like "Ajde bre, udaraj jace! (hit harder)", "Ajde bre, kozo!", etc...:lol:

Good work, Lulu! :yeah: And don't be shy, I wanna see you on the big screen! :lol:
Thanks :yeah:
:rolls: I'll get myself up there on the screen somehow. I'll hunt down a camera man :angel:

This one is perfect :inlove:, but "Ajde Jeco Bre" should be written with a more visible colour, I think :shrug:
Btw, I'm so jealous of you :fiery: :awww:
I'll do a test print later on and see how it turns out :D . I like the second one a lot as well. The first I'm still a bit iffy about. :lol:


Nice work! :yeah:

I was wondering what's going on with your project and what decisions you made. And here is the answer. Great! We must see you on tv in these shirts during the AO.
awww thank you! :)

Excellent work Louisa... :clap2:

A couple of little design tweaks here and there and I am sensing an expansion of your business empire here.

I would certainly be up for purchasing and wearing one of those at Wimbledon next year.

The "Jankovic possee" will own number one court, make plenty of noise and look the part.

:worship: thank you for the beautiful picture Wayn!

iciano
Dec 28th, 2008, 09:31 AM
Looking sharp Loui :)

Optima
Dec 28th, 2008, 01:18 PM
You should totally make your designs available on CafePress, I would totally buy a shirt :hearts:

Brena
Dec 29th, 2008, 01:57 PM
Both designs are great, Lu, but maybe the second one is better because the pic can be recognised more easily from afar.

Ma, have you started working on a ''Jelena, kozo!'' T-shirt yet? Fed Cup is getting near!

Princeza
Dec 29th, 2008, 03:15 PM
I'd totally go for

http://i40.tinypic.com/2woxc95.jpg

MaBaker
Dec 29th, 2008, 06:00 PM
^I would wear that


Ma, have you started working on a ''Jelena, kozo!'' T-shirt yet? Fed Cup is getting near!
No, but I've made "Privalova, radoznala kozo" shirt :angel:
Btw, thanks for reminding me , I will start soon, only if you promise that you'll stand right next to me :lol:

louisa.
Jan 18th, 2009, 10:38 AM
They're done :angel: Pictures are crap because lighting is crap :sobbing: But you get the idea.

Tshirt number 1
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/JJ.jpg

Tshirt number 2 - Front
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/JJfront.jpg

Back
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/_lu_lu_91/JJback.jpg

Brena
Jan 18th, 2009, 10:45 AM
Lou! :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: Awesomeness!

-NAJ-
Jan 18th, 2009, 10:48 AM
Good job :)

Snex
Jan 18th, 2009, 10:53 AM
I like them. I'll try to see you in the crowd, and I'll :wavey: to you, though you won't see me. But every time you see yourself on the big screen just :wavey: in return. OMG! I almost forgot... Big Screen... JJ... GS... OMG :help:

Ian Aberdon
Jan 18th, 2009, 10:59 AM
Well done Louisa. Your task, should you wish to accept it, is to see if you can get JJ to autograph it - & you show us on WTF! :yeah:

louisa.
Jan 18th, 2009, 11:09 AM
Thanks guys :)

I.. reluctantly accept :lol: no, of course i'll be after her autograph :angel: watch out Jelena :armed: :lol:

дalex
Jan 18th, 2009, 11:16 AM
GREAT!!! Can't wait for you to tell us JJ's reaction when she sees you.

~Kiera~
Jan 18th, 2009, 11:18 AM
Very nice, Louisa :)

RFS
Jan 18th, 2009, 12:21 PM
Great stuff Louisa... she'd better sign them now!

Bobisa
Jan 18th, 2009, 10:01 PM
I hope you like this pics :D :D :D

http://i41.tinypic.com/jl0114.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/5wxh0i.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/34ypmyx.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/2qw0sq1.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/2444ahe.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/332nt3a.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/212zwy1.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/t7ikd0.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/2m6v9sn.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/14b8en5.jpg

Wayn77
Jan 18th, 2009, 10:29 PM
^ speechlessly brilliant....

The two kitties watching TV :rolls:

Kampi
Jan 19th, 2009, 04:59 AM
Awesome is the word Bobisa:wavey::worship::D:worship:

Bobisa
Jan 19th, 2009, 05:24 AM
Thank you!!! :D :D :D

louisa.
Jan 19th, 2009, 11:22 AM
:lol: photofunia.com Bobisa? i love that site :p

MaBaker
Jan 19th, 2009, 01:25 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/jl0114.jpg


:worship:

Brena
Jan 19th, 2009, 02:06 PM
:rolls:
Bobisa, that's brilliant beyond speech!

Optima
Jan 19th, 2009, 04:59 PM
Brilliant, Bobisa :worship:

Ian Aberdon
Jan 19th, 2009, 05:45 PM
Wonderful! :lol:

Bobisa
Jan 20th, 2009, 04:21 PM
:lol: photofunia.com Bobisa? i love that site :p


yes...i'm made pics at that site :D and thanks all for compilments... it's not my work...i'm just choosed pics and uploaded to the photofunia :D :D :D

MaBaker
Mar 31st, 2009, 10:29 AM
Well, since it's still the off season for JJ...I made a cover for the new game with JJ :hearts: This game is a mix of Cluedo & that spirit board game ( I don't know how it's really called). The pic sucks, coz I have nothing on my comp at the moment except windows and nero ( :sobbing: :bigcry: )

Anyway, it's just for fun, coz JJ is no fun these days :rolleyes:

http://i39.tinypic.com/xoh3de.gif

MaBaker
Mar 31st, 2009, 10:32 AM
The pic is uglier than I thought :spit: Anyway, should I sell the idea or make a shirt for her next FC match :hehehe:

дalex
Mar 31st, 2009, 10:37 AM
Love that I'm The Smoker. :spit:
How do we play this game? Sounds like fun!

MaBaker
Mar 31st, 2009, 10:47 AM
Basically , you have to guess in which room JJ will be killed, who is the killer and how much glitter does she needs every day :angel:
Something like that anyway , I think :unsure:

дalex
Mar 31st, 2009, 11:03 AM
I say Kampi in the random slottering room. It's always those who sound the least suspect. :lol:

Wrekin
Mar 31st, 2009, 11:09 AM
So I'm the devil am I? Not sure how to take that :lol:

I see you've painted yourself in a very flattering light ;)

louisa.
Mar 31st, 2009, 11:18 AM
omg :spit: :spit: :worship: that is awesome
lucy liu :rolls: i will so go charlie's angels on Jelena's ass if i ever see her :o :lol:

Brena
Mar 31st, 2009, 11:21 AM
:haha: :haha:
I have no idea how you knew it , but Cruella is one of my favourite fictional characters! :worship:

Wrekin
Mar 31st, 2009, 11:21 AM
Anyway we all know it's going to be Zoja.

Just haven't quite worked out how she's going to do it yet....

RFS
Mar 31st, 2009, 11:24 AM
Awesome Ma - brilliant.

I think Keira, in the Med Timeout room with a syringe the size of a javelin!
Oh... you need to add the Med Timeout Room!

ms_nut
Mar 31st, 2009, 11:33 AM
:D Great idea, Ma Baker.. At first thought, i would guess Ana's fist pumps..:lol:

JJ will be asking Ana how to do a fist pump and JJ will get it right on her jaw as Ana does her fist pump...:tape::lol:

~Kiera~
Mar 31st, 2009, 11:33 AM
Awesome game :lol:

Anyway we all know it's going to be Zoja.

Just haven't quite worked out how she's going to do it yet....

Forced overdose of glitter in the Fashion Room? ;)

Brena
Mar 31st, 2009, 11:34 AM
Anyway we all know it's going to be Zoja.

Just haven't quite worked out how she's going to do it yet....

I just know it won't be in the libarary - the likes of me and JJ don't venture there (unless there's a fashion magazine photoshoot or something)

Wayn77
Mar 31st, 2009, 11:58 AM
This game looks fricken awesome... I'm in.

Not sure I wanna be a gun-totin, prohibition flirtin, tax-dodgin crime syndicate overlord though :unsure:

RFS
Mar 31st, 2009, 12:00 PM
No wait wait - Zoj - don't you remember - if our glittery heroine hadn't been a tennis... umm... I hesitate to use the word player, just now... .. she'd have been a math's genius (no... really) hidden behind a pile of books in the library!!

So... I change my plea.... it's lepa, with the JJ-o-pedia in the Library! Or maybe a box set of CD/DVDs of lepa's finest moments.... y'know... either/or as a weapon!

Snex
Mar 31st, 2009, 12:01 PM
I am satisfied with my pic. :lol:

But don't you think that cat123 and Ms Nut should exchange their pics.

As to the rules of the game, there is no way that JJ could be killed in her mother's room. I usually travel with her and we are always together. She could be killed only if she enters somebody else's room by mistake again, which is very possible considering her current mental state.

Snex
Mar 31st, 2009, 12:08 PM
Anyway we all know it's going to be Zoja.

Just haven't quite worked out how she's going to do it yet....

No, she won't. We, the 100 (or 101, i'm not sure) Dalmatians will prevent her... :armed: :rolls:

Princeza
Mar 31st, 2009, 12:11 PM
Kampi and Schorsch scare me :tears:

The game is rigged if JJ dies in another place than the Fashion Room :o

MaBaker
Mar 31st, 2009, 02:05 PM
I see you've painted yourself in a very flattering light ;)
Well of course, I always wanted be a slutty hot chick with a gun :angel:

As for the other characters, they are almost completely random, it's not like I carefully thought about everything . At least Zoja likes her pic :hug: :sobbing:


The game is rigged if JJ dies in another place than the Fashion Room :o
It's (or will be) rigged :angel:

ms_nut
Mar 31st, 2009, 02:11 PM
Well of course, I always wanted be a slutty hot chick with a gun :angel:

As for the other characters, they are almost completely random, it's not like I carefully thought about everything . At least Zoja likes her pic :hug: :sobbing:


It's (or will be) rigged :angel:

Just like our JJ...:p you m'am are a true fan..:worship::worship:

Now all you have to do is suck at whatever it is you do .. and we won't be able to tell who's who...

MaBaker
Mar 31st, 2009, 02:16 PM
Now all you have to do is suck at whatever it is you do .. and we won't be able to tell who's who...

Hmmm, well... :unsure: :lol:

ms_nut
Mar 31st, 2009, 02:23 PM
Hmmm, well... :unsure: :lol:

:haha: Well, if it's any consolation, you've made up a great game...:hug:

Since JJ has been losing her first match in every tournament, we've been wondering what to do in our free time.. Well, you've solved that issue...

ms_nut
Mar 31st, 2009, 02:29 PM
I am satisfied with my pic. :lol:

But don't you think that cat123 and Ms Nut should exchange their pics.

As to the rules of the game, there is no way that JJ could be killed in her mother's room. I usually travel with her and we are always together. She could be killed only if she enters somebody else's room by mistake again, which is very possible considering her current mental state.

But what if someone distracts you with a bottle of water...:bigcry: Our poor JJ will be so vulnerable..:sad:

MaBaker
Mar 31st, 2009, 02:46 PM
:haha: Well, if it's any consolation, you've made up a great game...:hug:

Since JJ has been losing her first match in every tournament, we've been wondering what to do in our free time.. Well, you've solved that issue...
Thanks, I think :spit:

But what if someone distracts you with a bottle of water...:bigcry: Our poor JJ will be so vulnerable..:sad:
:rolls:

Anyway, I know 3 things : I'm not gonna be the one who will kill JJ (:sad:), it's not gonna happen in the library ( :unsure:) and Sneki will be the prime suspect :angel:

Brena
Mar 31st, 2009, 03:03 PM
Well of course, I always wanted be a slutty hot chick with a gun :angel:

Marat says hi, or rather ''zdravstvuj krasotice''. :Marat slobbering and wiggling his eyebrows at slutty Ma:

No, she won't. We, the 100 (or 101, i'm not sure) Dalmatians will prevent her... :armed: :rolls:

I'm gonna skin JJ alive, make a JJ-print coat, wear it for a party and say ''I love my Ana-print coat!''

Brena
Mar 31st, 2009, 05:03 PM
A possible scenario:
A disgruntled jankobitch plants a poisoned tennis-ball during a JJ's Round 2 match and ...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0M_KdlZIAtk/SC3HV_K0dPI/AAAAAAAAG60/GmN_BjDMo58/s400/72d397bae9db986a970caeda40eb529d-getty-tennis-ita-wta-srb-jankovic-williams.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xlIAkzdAklU/SF_PubOfcwI/AAAAAAAAGDI/XjV-iya1t9U/s400/1jelena_jankovic_on_floor.jpg

http://cowbell.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83423e30253ef010535d5d42d970b-pi

Bye, bye JJ. Whodunnit???

Princeza
Mar 31st, 2009, 05:06 PM
As for the other characters, they are almost completely random, it's not like I carefully thought about everything . At least Zoja likes her pic :hug: :sobbing:
I like mine, I look uhmmm well, it could have been worse :unsure:

It's (or will be) rigged :angel:

Now I know who sent her the invitation to players party :weirdo:
http://i44.tinypic.com/34g5ai1.jpg

Snex
Mar 31st, 2009, 05:31 PM
A possible scenario:
A disgruntled jankobitch plants a poisoned tennis-ball during a JJ's Round 2 match and ...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0M_KdlZIAtk/SC3HV_K0dPI/AAAAAAAAG60/GmN_BjDMo58/s400/72d397bae9db986a970caeda40eb529d-getty-tennis-ita-wta-srb-jankovic-williams.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xlIAkzdAklU/SF_PubOfcwI/AAAAAAAAGDI/XjV-iya1t9U/s400/1jelena_jankovic_on_floor.jpg

http://cowbell.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83423e30253ef010535d5d42d970b-pi

Bye, bye JJ. Whodunnit???

:rolls:
:rolls:
:rolls:

~Kiera~
Mar 31st, 2009, 05:32 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/34g5ai1.jpg

Jelena Jankovic attends Ana Ivanovic's exclusive Miami player's party...

;)

Brena
Mar 31st, 2009, 05:42 PM
^I just love her facial expression, suits the context so well: poor naive, glittery JJ about to meet her untimely demise. :lol:

Princeza
Mar 31st, 2009, 06:00 PM
Jelena Jankovic attends Ana Ivanovic's exclusive Miami player's party...

;)

Are you implying Ana's fistpump is the killer? :speakles:
I think it's a rather clever strategy from MaBaker to put doubts between all Jankobitches but in fact she will be THE KILLER. Just look how close she's to JJ.

MaBaker
Mar 31st, 2009, 06:10 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/34g5ai1.jpg
:spit: The look on her face is priceless :lol:

Are you implying Ana's fistpump is the killer? :speakles:
I think it's a rather clever strategy from MaBaker to put doubts between all Jankobitches but in fact she will be THE KILLER. Just look how close she's to JJ.
Yeah, blame me for everything :rolleyes: But there is a chance that I'm a latent fan of AnaI and my mission is to make her Serbian #1, coz she can't do it herself :angel:

~Kiera~
Mar 31st, 2009, 06:17 PM
Are you implying Ana's fistpump is the killer? :speakles:
I think it's a rather clever strategy from MaBaker to put doubts between all Jankobitches but in fact she will be THE KILLER. Just look how close she's to JJ.

That Ana is a sneaky one. She looks all cute and adorable and then, out of nowhere, she pulls out a fistpump. She could totally take out Jelena with a right hook if there's a mirror, camera or jumbotron nearby :eek:

Brena
Mar 31st, 2009, 06:30 PM
Actually, Ma forgot to put Aardvarksson on the list of possible suspects - she's got the strongest motive!

Princeza
Mar 31st, 2009, 06:37 PM
Yeah, blame me for everything :rolleyes: But there is a chance that I'm a latent fan of AnaI and my mission is to make her Serbian #1, coz she can't do it herself :angel:
That's a fact :hug: You can't fight it.

That Ana is a sneaky one. She looks all cute and adorable and then, out of nowhere, she pulls out a fistpump. She could totally take out Jelena with a right hook if there's a mirror, camera or jumbotron nearby :eek:
I have a gif of a quadruple (existing word?) fistpump of Ana.
But I reserve it for special occasions, like if Zoja pisses me off.

Brena
Mar 31st, 2009, 06:42 PM
I have a gif of a quadruple (existing word?) fistpump of Ana.
But I reserve it for special occasions, like if Zoja pisses me off.

Good Lord, that would be a crime against humanity!

MaBaker
Mar 31st, 2009, 06:48 PM
^ :lol: :rolls:

~Kiera~
Mar 31st, 2009, 07:19 PM
Good Lord, that would be a crime against humanity!

:haha:

дalex
Apr 1st, 2009, 09:18 AM
Good Lord, that would be a crime against humanity!

What about this? Our very own Snezana made it! :speakles:

q_06-vokVgM

*death*

-NAJ-
Apr 1st, 2009, 09:31 AM
versions of "ajde" by Ana
1st: ajde (very fast)
2nd: aaaajde
3rd: ajdeeee

:angel:
I like video:drool:

Snex
Apr 1st, 2009, 10:08 AM
At first, Brena, don't watch this video. It could harm your innocent eyes. :)

Let's perform some analysis. I saw your faves in the thread Whore (I mean who're :lol:) your faves and who you dislike/hate or sth like that. It is absolutely my right to like Ana, and your right is to like Serena, Sveta, etc. Besides, Ana said that Jelena deserved to finish 2008 as #1 because she played great and said that JJ is really a great player. Then, there were so many high fives in Belgrade Arena in February, which shows that two girls admire each other. I'll also never forget that Ana saved our Fed Cup team in Budapest when JJ failed spending more time with her former boyfriend then it was necessary, and then i was her excuse. She said that i was sick, and that she did not sleep all night long, and i had to accept her excuse. What could I do? She's my daughter, isn't she? Snezana and her health are always her excuses when she wastes her energy with her boyfriends. :shrug:

On the other hand, your Serena constantly teases JJ with her public statements, as well as Sveta who said that JJ did not deserve to be #1. Ana's ajdes are more pleasant to me than Serena's masculinity, no matter how she's sympathetic to me as a person (and, i admit, the best WTA player :o). And, finally, i don't follow Ana, but my daughter (in case that she needs more excuses :lol:), and i arrived to Marbella even before her.

Therefore, Ana :worship:

дalex
Apr 1st, 2009, 10:29 AM
No one has the right to like Ana! :(

Just kidding, of course. Actually I really don't dislike Ana that much anymore, but I always put her in my dislike list at #1. It's subconscious dislike. :lol:

And that ajde clip is hilarious! :yeah:

MaBaker
Apr 1st, 2009, 10:37 AM
Nice vid :spit: I'll never say Ajde again.

~Kiera~
Apr 1st, 2009, 11:02 AM
No one has the right to like Ana! :(

Just kidding, of course. Actually I really don't dislike Ana that much anymore, but I always put her in my dislike list at #1. It's subconscious dislike. :lol:

:lol:

I couldn't even bring myself to put Ana on my dislike list :o She's not so bad, really.

I have a gif of a quadruple (existing word?) fistpump of Ana.
But I reserve it for special occasions, like if Zoja pisses me off.

I just realised, I have the exact same thing ;)

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/10/puppy2.gif http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/10/puppy2.gif http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/10/puppy2.gif http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/10/puppy2.gif

Snex
Apr 1st, 2009, 11:12 AM
:lol:

I couldn't even bring myself to put Ana on my dislike list :o She's not so bad, really.

I'm ashamed, and so sorry that i had to put anybody on my dislike list. :o Poor innocent girls :sad: :hug: But, otherwise my like list wouldn't be taken into consideration :o :o :o :awww:

louisa.
Apr 1st, 2009, 11:16 AM
:o i missed out on that list. got there too late :tears:

Snex
Apr 1st, 2009, 11:22 AM
No one has the right to like Ana! :(

Just kidding, of course. Actually I really don't dislike Ana that much anymore, but I always put her in my dislike list at #1. It's subconscious dislike. :lol:

And that ajde clip is hilarious! :yeah:

I made that video last year, after Wimbledon, so ajdes after that are not included. :lol: I'll try to make one video with Jelena's interesting moments, but i need more time. I'll also include some of her ajdes as well. :lol:

Brena
Apr 1st, 2009, 01:11 PM
I know you want believe me - but my explorer kept crashing whenever I tried to play that ''1001 ajde'' video! :unsure:

Brena
Apr 1st, 2009, 01:19 PM
No one has the right to like Ana! :(

Just kidding, of course. Actually I really don't dislike Ana that much anymore, but I always put her in my dislike list at #1. It's subconscious dislike. :lol:

And that ajde clip is hilarious! :yeah:

Well, it's actually very hard to hate on Ana - she's obviously a sweet, innocent and harmless little girl and I can't figure out where that pent-up aggressiveness in the form of fistpumping and squealing in her opponents' faces comes from :shrug: I'm pretty sure she means no harm by that, but it's still disgusting. And when I get too soft and forget why I should dislike Ana, I just remember that RG SF and her attitude in all her matches with JJ and I head for GM to write something nasty. :shrug:

Snex
Apr 1st, 2009, 01:22 PM
I know you want believe me - but my explorer kept crashing whenever I tried to play that ''1001 ajde'' video! :unsure:

I warned you. God's trying to save your eyes through Explorer. :lol:

My Explorer crashes whatever i try to do with it, like JJ in the R2. :weirdo: That's why i use Firefox.

~Kiera~
Apr 1st, 2009, 01:23 PM
And when I get too soft and forget why I should dislike Ana, I just remember that RG SF and her attitude in all her matches with JJ and I head for GM to write something nasty. :shrug:

:lol:

дalex
Apr 1st, 2009, 01:28 PM
And when I get too soft and forget why I should dislike Ana, I just remember that RG SF and her attitude in all her matches with JJ and I head for GM to write something nasty. :shrug:

I try to avoid the nastiness these days.

That's why Ana has a secure #1 ranking on my dislike list. :angel:

Brena
Apr 1st, 2009, 01:38 PM
I warned you. God's trying to save your eyes through Explorer. :lol:

My Explorer crashes whatever i try to do with it, like JJ in the R2. :weirdo: That's why i use Firefox.

Firefox obviously doesn't have anti-Ana protection.

Snex
Apr 1st, 2009, 01:49 PM
JJ can only blame herself for that loss. She had 4-2 in the third set, and what she's done?

2. USO 2007, Justine Henin, 4-2 in the second set - she almost won
3. USO 2008, Serena Williams, 5-3 + plenty of set points in the second set
4. Miami 2009, Gisela Dulko, also plenty of set points
5. China 2007, Agnes Szavay, had a match point, and lost 2 sets in a row
4867. WTF?

She really needs a good psychologist to examine wtf is going with her when she does such things. :mad:

Brena
Apr 1st, 2009, 02:15 PM
JJ can only blame herself for that loss. She had 4-2 in the third set, and what she's done?

2. USO 2007, Justine Henin, 4-2 in the second set - she almost won
3. USO 2008, Serena Williams, 5-3 + plenty of set points in the second set
4. Miami 2009, Gisela Dulko, also plenty of set points
5. China 2007, Agnes Szavay, had a match point, and lost 2 sets in a row
4867. WTF?

She really needs a good psychologist to examine wtf is going with her when she does such things. :mad:

Well, I hate JJ more than Ana, that goes without saying. :shrug:
I'll actually never forgive Bill Clinton for taking a picture with JJ! :mad:

Princeza
Apr 1st, 2009, 02:34 PM
What about this? Our very own Snezana made it! :speakles:

q_06-vokVgM

*death*
:hearts: I can't believe it, Snezana this is perfection :inlove: :drool::hearts:


I just realised, I have the exact same thing ;)

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/10/puppy2.gif http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/10/puppy2.gif http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/10/puppy2.gif http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/10/puppy2.gif
:lol: You named them Puppy :awww:

Snex
Apr 1st, 2009, 03:45 PM
:hearts: I can't believe it, Snezana this is perfection :inlove: :drool::hearts:

Christ, Princeza! I posted that video for you on Ana's video thread, and you still haven't seen it :confused:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=15290378&postcount=654

Are you sure you're her fan? :rolls:

Brena
Apr 1st, 2009, 03:56 PM
Are you sure you're her fan? :rolls:

She's not a fan. She's a secret agent on a mission to make my life a living fistpumping squealing hell. :awww:

Princeza
Apr 1st, 2009, 04:01 PM
Christ, Princeza! I posted that video for you on Ana's video thread, and you still haven't seen it :confused:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=15290378&postcount=654

Are you sure you're her fan? :rolls:
:rolls: Omg I didn't check the vids section these last few days. I'm deeply sorry :sad:

:bowdown: Anyway, thanks very much, it's highly appreciated, from now on it will be in each thread talking about fistpump, ajde, well about Ana :hearts:

She's not a fan. She's a secret agent on a mission to make my life a living fistpumping squealing hell. :awww:

You haven't recovered yet? :awww:

Brena
Apr 1st, 2009, 04:11 PM
You haven't recovered yet? :awww:

Recovered????? I needed reanimation and the brain-damage is still being evaluated. :weirdo:
As soon as I regain some movement coordination I'll be making Serena gifs by dozens. The only problem is that it seems you've developed an immunity by gradual exposure.
Also, I have to add that I've never ever expected such a sneaky attack! I thought you had sent me a present, something nice like that. :awww: (I'm like JJ: ''Players party?'')

ms_nut
Apr 1st, 2009, 04:20 PM
JJ can only blame herself for that loss. She had 4-2 in the third set, and what she's done?

2. USO 2007, Justine Henin, 4-2 in the second set - she almost won
3. USO 2008, Serena Williams, 5-3 + plenty of set points in the second set
4. Miami 2009, Gisela Dulko, also plenty of set points
5. China 2007, Agnes Szavay, had a match point, and lost 2 sets in a row
4867. WTF?

She really needs a good psychologist to examine wtf is going with her when she does such things. :mad:

:lol::lol: Your daughter is a good choker, but she still is not the #1 Choker.. however hard she tries..

Jana Novotna was the worst.. How can you be up in set 3 : 5-0 40-0 and lose after having 9+ match points..:tape::tape:

I hope i don't ever see the day when that happens with JJ..:scared:.. I won't be sane enough to tell the tale..:tape::help:

Princeza
Apr 1st, 2009, 04:28 PM
Recovered????? I needed reanimation and the brain-damage is still being evaluated. :weirdo:
Uh cmon you're a JJ fan, your brain must have been damaged for years now :rolleyes:

As soon as I regain some movement coordination I'll be making Serena gifs by dozens. The only problem is that it seems you've developed an immunity by gradual exposure.
My own mother supports Serena and she doesn't even know who she is.
That hurts much more than any gif :bigcry:


Also, I have to add that I've never ever expected such a sneaky attack! I thought you had sent me a present, something nice like that. :awww: (I'm like JJ: ''Players party?'')
But I've warned you like five times :awww:
Ok I'll send you something nice later http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

Brena
Apr 1st, 2009, 04:30 PM
:lol::lol: Your daughter is a good choker, but she still is not the #1 Choker.. however hard she tries..

Jana Novotna was the worst.. How can you be up in set 3 : 5-0 40-0 and lose after having 9+ match points..:tape::tape:

I hope i don't ever see the day when that happens with JJ..:scared:.. I won't be sane enough to tell the tale..:tape::help:

Oh, lord - Jana Novotna crying on the Duchess of York's (or was it of something else?? :scratch: the lady who presents the Wibley finalists with their plates) shoulder is the most touching and insane scene in the history of tennis. I always want to cry with her.
However, JJ isn't a pure choker - she can choke like the best of them, but she also can pull out amazing turnarounds (against Arvidsson in Miami, Paszek at the AO, after getting bagelled by Demented in the first set in Moscow...) She's bipolar too.

Brena
Apr 1st, 2009, 04:35 PM
Uh cmon you're a JJ fan, your brain must have been damaged for years now :rolleyes:

And now you finished it off!

My own mother supports Serena and she doesn't even know who she is.
That hurts much more than any gif :bigcry:

Hey! My mum also loves Serena, she claims Serena reminds her of me - ''cute, chubby, spoilt and hilarious to watch'' :weirdo:

But I've warned you like five times :awww:
Ok I'll send you something nice later http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kink.gif

:scared: No thanks, madmoiselle.

MaBaker
Apr 1st, 2009, 05:04 PM
Uh cmon you're a JJ fan, your brain must have been damaged for years now :rolleyes:

Post reported :rolleyes:

Princeza
Apr 1st, 2009, 06:04 PM
Post reported :rolleyes:

You wish you were a mod :rolleyes: