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PamShriver
Sep 18th, 2008, 09:28 PM
My friend Ethel who lives in Coral Gables was at the Jack in the Box last weekend when she said that Capriati cut in front of her in line. Ethel is kind of morbidly obese and Jennifer said that all she wanted was some cheese fries and she didn't want to wait for Ethel's whole order since it would probably be a big one. Ethel didn't say anything at first because she recognized Jen and was kind of starstruck. Turned out Jen ordered a whole mess of chili dogs and two chipotle chicken sandwiches along with a large diet coke. Ethel was a bit annoyed that Jen lied but didn't say anything because she was a big star, still she said that Jennifer dropped the F Bomb constantly and she told the guy at the shake machine to "lick her corn&*^$!!!"
Anyways, Ethel ordered her food and brought it out to the car so she could eat it without people looking at her (she's a closet eater, though we all know that she eats because she's kind of morbidly obese) but she noticed Jen also eating her food by herself in a white 1998 Buick LaSabre two parking spaces down from Ethel's 2004 Lincoln Town Car (Ethel is not rich, she just pulled off a really good insurance scam when she slipped on some oily drop cloths at her last job at the Ace Hardware).

Ethel was eating with the window open (it's hot in Coral Gables) when Jen walked right up to her window and threw all of her trash (plush emptying out her car ashtray!!) inside of her car on the passenger's side. Ethel was furious and started screaming at Jen. She tried to chase after her, but she's kind of morbidly obese and didn't get very far. Jen ran back to her LaSabre and pulled out a clothes iron and threw it right at her screaming, "Eat @#$@ you no good #$%$%% and you can stick that iron up your @$#!$# cuz that's the closest thing to a @#$% man that you'll ever &%$# have!!!" She was really angry. Ethel pressed the LifeCall button she wears around her neck (she's diabetic and has a glanduar disorder) and the ambulance came immediately. Jen drove off with the tires screeching out of the parking lot and by the time the ambulance got there she was long gone. She asked them if there was anything she could do, like press charges or something, but they said they weren't sure as they were just the ambulance and not the police. Boy, I used to think Jen was alright, but after this...

Malva
Sep 18th, 2008, 10:15 PM
Pam, you may win a short story contest with your post. Just a quick question: is this pure 100% fiction, or there is at least some real incident behind it?

frontier
Sep 18th, 2008, 10:38 PM
I drop kicked my opponent...luck enough there were no witnesses...I was about to give them a powerdriver when another player showed up fortunately or unfortunately::mad:

Optima
Sep 18th, 2008, 10:40 PM
:rolls:

tonybotz
Sep 18th, 2008, 10:56 PM
"jen ran back to her lesabre" hahahaha

Rollo
Sep 18th, 2008, 11:17 PM
LO-that was one funny story Pam.:)

Of course I the police WERE called when Capriati swung a fist at her boyfriend and missed him, hitting the waitress instead! It all happened at Bubba Beach Club..... and to prove it's true:

http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19960606&slug=2333100


There was also an incident 80 years ago in 1928. Young hotshot Cilly Aussem was #2 in Germany and rising, guided by her overbearing mother. The problem was Cilly kept losing to Frau Ilse Friedleben, the #1 German vet.

Mama Aussem got so upset she accused Friedleben of somehow hypnotizing Cilly. Mama even made her views known in the newspapers.

Lets just say Ilse was not amused. Walking off court one day at the Rot-Weiss Club in Berlin she caught sight of Mama Aussem and landed a hard right on the jaw. It was the left that scored a TKO.

Who says the old days wern't fun?

Cilly must have gotten over being hypnotized-she won the French and Wimbledon in 1931:)

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=50067

Golovinjured.
Sep 18th, 2008, 11:38 PM
Why would somebody call their child Ethel? :sobbing:

Drake1980
Sep 19th, 2008, 12:04 AM
:spit:

Vamos.
Sep 19th, 2008, 01:31 AM
Pam, you may win a short story contest with your post. Just a quick question: is this pure 100% fiction, or there is at least some real incident behind it?

Malva, you may win a most dour person award with your...life. Just a quick question: have you ever let your hair down for one damn second?

P.S. I do NOT mean that literally. Letting your hair down is a common expression. It means relaxing, you know easing up a little. I don't know if you know how it feels...but I guess to you it would be kind of like an orgasm. I don't know if you know how that feels either, I'm struggling here, but it is kind of the best feeling in the world.

So, yeah, to summarise...let you hair down. ;)

TheFifthAvocado
Sep 19th, 2008, 01:32 AM
Why would somebody call their child Ethel? :sobbing:

Sound's like Ethel is Isha's alias. :unsure:

TheFifthAvocado
Sep 19th, 2008, 01:36 AM
Malva, you may win a most dour person award with your...life. Just a quick question: have you ever let your hair down for one damn second?

P.S. I do NOT mean that literally. Letting your hair down is a common expression. It means relaxing, you know easing up a little. I don't know if you know how it feels...but I guess to you it would be kind of like an orgasm. I don't know if you know how that feels either, I'm struggling here, but it is kind of the best feeling in the world.

So, yeah, to summarise...let you hair down. ;)

Vamos please spare us of your trolling and negativity and go back to the TWAT thread, where you belong. :wavey:

duhcity
Sep 19th, 2008, 01:39 AM
This story doesn't count. Sorry.

Ethel did not call the police. She called for an Ambulance. Therefore, technically, this was not an altercation where the police are involved.

Sorry :)

Golovinjured.
Sep 19th, 2008, 01:40 AM
Sound's like Ethel is Isha's alias. :unsure:

Who is Isha :sobbing: I don't know anything.

Let Vamos stay, Vamos and Malva would have interesting conversations. Plus, the TWAT thread needs a break from him and his broom.

TheFifthAvocado
Sep 19th, 2008, 01:44 AM
Who is Isha :sobbing: I don't know anything.

Let Vamos stay, Vamos and Malva would have interesting conversations. Plus, the TWAT thread needs a break from him and his broom.

:rolleyes: Isha is Serena's overweight sister. You'll learn one day Radekleroad. :lol:

Vamos.
Sep 19th, 2008, 01:49 AM
Ok, when will you two realise that you love me? Seriously. Get over it already.

And my broom? My broom? I'm a witch? Or a cleaner? :yawn:

Did you not catch my post earlier TheFifthAvacado? The only response anybody needs for you is the emoticon created just for you, TheFifthAvocado Special:

:yawn:. That is it. That is an adequate response to every one of your posts. :shrug:

Golovinjured.
Sep 19th, 2008, 01:59 AM
:rolleyes: Isha is Serena's overweight sister. You'll learn one day Radekleroad. :lol:

Oh, I did actually know that. Isha has always been the pretty one.

Ok, when will you two realise that you love me? Seriously. Get over it already.

And my broom? My broom? I'm a witch? Or a cleaner? :yawn:

Did you not catch my post earlier TheFifthAvacado? The only response anybody needs for you is the emoticon created just for you, TheFifthAvocado Special:

:yawn:. That is it. That is an adequate response to every one of your posts. :shrug:


I realised I loved you long ago Vamos :kiss:

Your broom is sexy.

Jakeev
Sep 19th, 2008, 10:50 AM
Alright got to say that was hilarious. I bet if Cap herself read she would be laughing hard herself.

But on a serious note wasn't there some type of scenario with Aravane Rezai's father that police or security had to be called?

Oswald56
Sep 19th, 2008, 10:57 AM
Any post with "morbidly obese" x3 gets four whore diamonds. :)

Golovinjured.
Sep 19th, 2008, 10:58 AM
^^ You're thinking of Jelena Dokic

ttaM
Sep 19th, 2008, 11:01 AM
It sounds like Jen might have smoked some pot, got the munchies, and cut in line to satisfy her hunger as fast of possible
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$uricate
Sep 19th, 2008, 11:14 AM
I had to call the police about Anna Chakvetadze's illegal fur farm. I mean, she is one of my favourite players but conditions in said farm were disturbing, she had dressed them all in tiny ballgowns and forced them to watch Disney movies until the day they visited the "Animal Hospital" and were never seen again, until they showed up round her neck!

So I confronted her on this issue, cause I live on the same street as her in Moscow and the bitch starts going crazy! I mean she is wailing some crap about how she is gonna flush the evidence. The next thing I know the animals in question are in the bathroom and Anna is about to flush.
Thankfully I managed to subdue her with a wet flannel and a toilet brush but one of the poor creatures was already on its way.

Have you ever tried to remove a mink from a U-bend?

Its not easy. So anyway, I called the police, I had too. There were stoats and chinchillas and beavers running around everywhere, and Anna was led away.

I think that was the saddest day of my life :sad:

-Sonic-
Sep 19th, 2008, 12:48 PM
Does this include the fashion police?

chuvack
Sep 19th, 2008, 12:53 PM
does that Serbian guy who got arrested for stalking Hingis ever post on this board?