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Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 08:23 AM
A wee bit of fun before the End of The World...:rolleyes:

Imagine Jelena in a nightclub, be it Libby Lu, or Stringfellows (where Jamie goes ;)) dancing around her $1,000 handbag. What would she carry in said handbag?

I'll start, as it's my thread...:lol: :

LIPGLOSS

louisa.
Sep 10th, 2008, 08:30 AM
Glitter. :lol:

Kampi
Sep 10th, 2008, 08:40 AM
A book from Goran Ivanisevic "How to serve it out":lol: And a learning video "How to improve my serve".......Btw, I hope this would really be the case.:lol:;)

JadeFox
Sep 10th, 2008, 08:43 AM
A mirror-that she pulls out every five minutes to make sure her makeup is still in place.:p

Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 08:56 AM
This could be quite a big handbag...:lol:

MaBaker
Sep 10th, 2008, 09:06 AM
First aid kit :help:

This could be quite a big handbag...:lol:
Or "Mary Poppins" bag :shrug:

Cilla
Sep 10th, 2008, 10:23 AM
Hairspray for her perfect hair ;)

Wrekin
Sep 10th, 2008, 11:01 AM
I think there has to be a credit card in there, and a Sony Ericsson phone (gold-coloured) and a spare pair of Laboutin shoes (better make this a small suitcase) ;)

Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 11:21 AM
Keys to her Porsche...

~Kiera~
Sep 10th, 2008, 12:16 PM
A bottle of water for Snezana

Paperclips to keep Nemanja occupied ;)

Wayn77
Sep 10th, 2008, 12:35 PM
:lol:

Never make fun of a woman and her handbag (from my experience anyway)

I'm guessing a recent handbag addition would be a ball of wool and knitting needles...
after her recent vacation to the Serbian countryside.

RFS
Sep 10th, 2008, 12:38 PM
:haha:

Super strength glasses for those all important challenges ...

Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 01:04 PM
If Jelena clobbered you with her handbag, you SURE would know about it!!!
:lol:

~Kiera~
Sep 10th, 2008, 01:29 PM
On humid days - a small towel so she can carefully dab her face.

bluehaze
Sep 10th, 2008, 02:35 PM
:lol: Great thread.

A picture... of herself!

RFS
Sep 10th, 2008, 02:57 PM
:lol: Great thread.

A picture... of herself!

LMAO... like that CNN piece where she showed people round her hotel room... and she had pics of herself...
Too. Damn. Funny!

redsonja
Sep 10th, 2008, 03:04 PM
LMAO... like that CNN piece where she showed people round her hotel room... and she had pics of herself...
Too. Damn. Funny!

"Do you have any pictures of your family?"
"Oh, um, no. Just of myself."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

~Kiera~
Sep 10th, 2008, 03:17 PM
Bows in every colour (should she feel the need to look like Minnie Mouse again)

RFS
Sep 10th, 2008, 03:19 PM
Stop it y'all - I'm pissing my sides on conference calls and the US are wondering why I'm so cheerful while yelling at them!! :rolls:

Kampi
Sep 10th, 2008, 03:25 PM
Stop it y'all - I'm pissing my sides on conference calls and the US are wondering why I'm so cheerful while yelling at them!! :rolls:


US partner: "Äh......Ros.....are you still on the phone........I can only hear a lot of laughing and giggling.....everything ok?" "What have you meant with "pissing my sides on?" "Is this a new kind of british business procedure?" "Wait, I will do the same to show my respect.....but I would need something to drink before....(whispering) cause I'm dry like a desert atm...hihihhi":lol:

Wayn77
Sep 10th, 2008, 03:31 PM
A large bathroom towel ....

In case she has to change her skirt, on the side of the dancefloor.

~Kiera~
Sep 10th, 2008, 03:45 PM
The phone numbers of the US baseball team ;)

Cilla
Sep 10th, 2008, 03:52 PM
A picnic.

Oh, wait...

:p

Just Do It
Sep 10th, 2008, 04:31 PM
Murray's picture.

maya-serbia
Sep 10th, 2008, 04:39 PM
Ivanovic's phone number!:lol:

RFS
Sep 10th, 2008, 04:53 PM
Membership to her local swimming pool?

Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 05:13 PM
Pack of Femidoms...y'know...in case *HE's* in town...:devil:

дalex
Sep 10th, 2008, 05:32 PM
A large bathroom towel ....

In case she has to change her skirt, on the side of the dancefloor.

:spit:

Manual on how to fly a helicopter, in case there's a court/club change emergency...

Dorien.
Sep 10th, 2008, 05:55 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

RFS
Sep 10th, 2008, 06:32 PM
Pack of Femidoms...y'know...in case *HE's* in town...:devil:

Beijing Olympics Pack of 51... 'cos it kills me that someone arrived at an optimum figure of complementary condoms PER ATHLETE!!!

(and even funnier, they run out of refill supplies!!!)

Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 06:54 PM
Beijing Olympic Condoms? Let's hope nobody suffered a false start! :lol:

MaBaker
Sep 10th, 2008, 07:14 PM
Pencil and eraser,in case that someone has already booked a massage

RFS
Sep 10th, 2008, 07:23 PM
Pencil and eraser,in case that someone has already booked a massage

AWESOME :haha:

Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 07:26 PM
:lol: :yeah:
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Lepa Brena Greatest Hits CD.

дalex
Sep 10th, 2008, 07:27 PM
A bottle of water for Snezana

This one probably...so she wouldn't have to carry a picture of herself. :D

http://www.jj-jelenajankovic.com/slikevesti/34s.jpg

http://www.jj-jelenajankovic.com/eng/news.php
JJ and AV Hydroactive

Knjaz Milos prepared a joyful surprise for all fans of Hydroactive and all fans of tennis. The new label of Aqua Viva Hydroactive has the photo of Miss Jelena Jankovic and will be produced in limited quantity.
While the vivacious spirit of Miss Jankovic is conquering the people around the world, the freshness and strength of Aqua Viva Hydroactive is conquering the markets.
The combination of Miss Jankovic`s popularity and the quality of our Aqua Viva Hydroactive gives a special charm to this limited edition.

Jose.
Sep 10th, 2008, 07:35 PM
This thread is awesome!!!!

Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 07:39 PM
Alex, d'ya think my local Tesco would stock it? :lol:

дalex
Sep 10th, 2008, 07:54 PM
Alex, d'ya think my local Tesco would stock it? :lol:

Maybe if you start a petition or organize a mass protest...:lol:
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Do you think she carries "many kisses all over" in her handbag?
Something like this:

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/339/4/8/lipstick_kiss_brushes_by_onthinair.jpg

Wayn77
Sep 10th, 2008, 08:12 PM
Pencil and eraser,in case that someone has already booked a massage

brilliant :lol: :lol:


A book of first-class stamps ....

the one's with her own face on them of course.

~Kiera~
Sep 10th, 2008, 08:23 PM
A marker pen and some strapping, so she can profess her love for whichever city she happens to be in at the time.

Pencil and eraser,in case that someone has already booked a massage

:lol:

Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 08:33 PM
This thread could go on a while! (Hope so! :lol:)

Planning papers/Title Deeds for her security-conscious, tabloid-friendly, pizza-filled pad in the US.

~Kiera~
Sep 10th, 2008, 08:47 PM
Planning papers/Title Deeds for her security-conscious, tabloid-friendly, pizza-filled pad in the US.

Ah, Rancho Santa Fe. That "beautiful" and "amazing" place which she hasn't even seen. She's heard stories, though. :lol:

Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 08:49 PM
And that I'm not sure has even been built Sarah! :lol:

~Kiera~
Sep 10th, 2008, 08:53 PM
She said it'll take a year or two because it's going to be so big.

(Knowing her though, there's a good chance she'll end up with a Wendy house because she hasn't a clue what she's bought :lol:)

Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 08:56 PM
:lol: that would be soooo JJ! Gotta love her! :hearts:

maya-serbia
Sep 10th, 2008, 09:07 PM
This thread is awesome!!!!

Yes it is!!:lol:

Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 09:25 PM
Well...so far this is what we have:

LIPGLOSS
GLITTER
GORAN BOOK "HOW TO SERVE IT OUT"
VIDEO "HOW TO IMPROVE MY SERVE"
MIRROR
1ST AID KIT
HAIRSPRAY
CREDIT CARD (MAYBE MORE THAN ONE!!)
SONY ERICSSON MOBILE PHONE (MAYBE MORE THAN ONE!!)
PAIR OF LABOUTIN SHOES
KEYS TO PORSCHE
BOTTLED WATER (SPECIAL JJ EDITION)
PAPERCLIPS TO KEEP NEMANJA QUIET
BALL OF WOOL/KNITTING NEEDLES
SUPER-STRENGTH GLASSES
SMALL TOWEL
PICTURE OF JJ (DEFINITELY MORE THAN ONE!!)
LOTS OF DIFFERENT COLOURED BOWS
LARGE BATHROOM TOWEL, LIKELY WITH CHANGE OF DRESS
US BASEBALL TEL NOS.
ONE PICNIC (LARGE)
PICTURE OF JAMIE (HOPEFULLY MORE THAN ONE!!)
ANA IVANOVIC TEL NO. (EX-DIRECTORY!!)
MEMBERSHIP TO LOCAL SWIMMING POOL
FEMIDOMS! :devil:
HELICOPTER MANUAL
PENCIL/ERASURE!!
"BEST OF" LEPA BRENA CD
"MANY KISSES ALL OVER" THINGY
SET OF 1ST CLASS STAMPS (JJ EDITION)
MARKER PEN
STRAPPING
TITLE/PLANNING DEEDS FOR RANCHO SANTA FE

PHEW! :lol:

By the time JJ dances round THAT handbag, she'll need to towel down as she'll be sweating harder than an Andrex Puppy! :rolls:

~Kiera~
Sep 10th, 2008, 09:39 PM
An iPod, because no matter where she is she'll always be able to look at herself on a screen.

Ian Aberdon
Sep 10th, 2008, 09:39 PM
Oh, & an obvious one:

An ATLAS with TIME ZONES for the 689 tournaments around the world she plays! :lol:

Edit: You beat me to that one Sarah! :lol:

~Kiera~
Sep 10th, 2008, 09:44 PM
:lol:

A medical encyclopaedia

ce
Sep 10th, 2008, 09:47 PM
"BEST OF" LEPA BRENA CD :haha: :rolls:

downunderfan
Sep 10th, 2008, 10:29 PM
I hope not any of those Minnie Mouse pink headbands!

How come no mascaras on the list yet? Something Extreme JJ Superlash or so?

bluehaze
Sep 10th, 2008, 11:54 PM
Don't forget her Maltese, Napoleon :)

Tashi
Sep 11th, 2008, 02:44 AM
Her 8674649409579393 bottles of nailpolish.

Ian Aberdon
Sep 11th, 2008, 09:07 AM
Maltese...that her pet dog? :haha: I hope she's not another Britney or Paris, both of whom have stuffed their pet pooches into their jackets or handbags in the past! :lol:

Ian Aberdon
Sep 11th, 2008, 09:08 AM
This thread is getting outta control...I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!!! :rolls:

RFS
Sep 11th, 2008, 09:16 AM
That poor pooch... every time she comes home it must be all "yay my owner is ... oh wait... where'd she go??? suitcases again? Nooooo"

Ian Aberdon
Sep 11th, 2008, 09:18 AM
Pooch probably wears lipgloss as well...

Wrekin
Sep 11th, 2008, 09:35 AM
Tissues anyone? (extra large box)


Oh - and a mouldy banana.

Ian Aberdon
Sep 11th, 2008, 09:40 AM
10 Silk Cut (High Tar) & a box of matches...don't most girls have THAT in their handbag these days...:rolleyes:

bluehaze
Sep 11th, 2008, 12:55 PM
A maltese is certainly small enough to stuff into JJ's handbag! Seriously though, poor thing. Who is taking care of him while his owner is traipsing around the world??? :lol:

RFS
Sep 11th, 2008, 12:57 PM
10 Silk Cut (High Tar) & a box of matches...don't most girls have THAT in their handbag these days...:rolleyes:

Umm... no.

MaBaker
Sep 11th, 2008, 01:29 PM
http://www.jj-jelenajankovic.com/slikevesti/34s.jpg

Strenght, focus and superiority ... You gotta be kidding me :lol:



A giant umbrella, just in case of a light rain :shrug:

Ian Aberdon
Sep 11th, 2008, 02:27 PM
They do in my neck of the woods Ros! :lol: Doesn't say much for them!

Following on from the Atlas, a map for the various cities JJ travels to - after all, need to keep those taxi drivers heading in the right direction! :lol:

Oh, & a fruitbowl. And a poop scoop for Napoleon. Or is that for Sanchez?

Brena
Sep 12th, 2008, 11:38 AM
Pencil and eraser,in case that someone has already booked a massage

:haha:



Lepa Brena Greatest Hits CD.

:worship: :worship: Of course, I have one too in my purse.

"Do you have any pictures of your family?"
"Oh, um, no. Just of myself."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:haha:

A large bathroom towel ....

In case she has to change her skirt, on the side of the dancefloor.

I wanted to say ''a pair of spare knickers'' but you beat me to it :rolls: And I suppose she'd need some kind of organiser so she could keep track of what she said/lied to which one of her numerous suitors/BFs/lovers/admirers/baseball teams while she's out whith someone else. No way she could manage all of them without an organiser..it would be: ''Who's this one? I've never seen him in my life... or have I? :scratch:''

And now I'm off to find that JJ water-bottle.

Ian Aberdon
Sep 12th, 2008, 02:34 PM
Of course Zoj. A Personal Organiser! :haha: Although I thought that she already had one...her mom! :lol:

EDIT: She could keep her suitors in some sort of numerical order. Stamp a number on their arse.

Who are you? *looks* Oh, No.95...:devil: