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Cam'ron Giles
Aug 7th, 2008, 06:37 PM
She showed up in Beijing wearing a rasta wig demanding to play. She is claiming that she meets the Olympic qualifying standard and she should represent her country. She is said to be carrying a bucket of jerk chicken and a six pack of red stripe beer to bribe officials if needs be. When asked what is the capital of Jamaica she said San Diego.

InsideOut.
Aug 7th, 2008, 06:45 PM
um...:o

JackFrost
Aug 7th, 2008, 06:46 PM
:lol: Good One.When I read the thread title, I did believe it. :D

sweetpeas
Aug 7th, 2008, 06:47 PM
Ha Ha Ha......

sweetpeas
Aug 7th, 2008, 06:49 PM
What happening to the big s. The door"s would of open for sure.:wavey::bounce::lol::lol:

hablo
Aug 7th, 2008, 06:51 PM
Yeah. Right. :rolls:

Venus Forever
Aug 7th, 2008, 06:57 PM
GO ALEXANDRA!! :bounce:

paul_masterton
Aug 7th, 2008, 07:19 PM
:lol: brilliant

calabar
Aug 7th, 2008, 07:32 PM
Well, this is the moment Jamaicans have been waiting for. A grand slam trophy can't be too far behind.

Mana
Aug 7th, 2008, 07:33 PM
For a minute, I almost thought this was a joke.

Just Do It
Aug 7th, 2008, 08:00 PM
For I minute I thought it is true. She would be Jamaican #1 and would have every right to carry Jamaican flag :drool:

TheBoiledEgg
Aug 7th, 2008, 08:06 PM
I would have believed it had she said the capital of Jamaica was J

Slumpsova
Aug 7th, 2008, 08:08 PM
what a retarded bitch :o

Richie77
Aug 7th, 2008, 08:56 PM
:lol:
When asked who the president of Jamaica was, she said "Uhhhhh...Miss Cleo!"

tae04
Aug 7th, 2008, 09:05 PM
Mess....

MrSerenaWilliams
Aug 7th, 2008, 09:44 PM
I would have believed it had she said the capital of Jamaica was J
:spit::dead:

Destiny
Aug 7th, 2008, 09:55 PM
:haha: Actually thought you were telling the truth

Sally Struthers
Aug 7th, 2008, 09:57 PM
:lol:
When asked who the president of Jamaica was, she said "Uhhhhh...Miss Cleo!"

Miss Cleo is from Los Angeles and uses a fake Jamaican accent :o

young_gunner913
Aug 7th, 2008, 10:11 PM
:spit::haha:

-Sonic-
Aug 7th, 2008, 10:19 PM
Off Topic...

... I kept on being given red stripe beer spiked with vodka last weekend... urgh....

mauresmofan
Aug 8th, 2008, 02:43 AM
For I minute I thought it is true. She would be Jamaican #1 and would have every right to carry Jamaican flag :drool:

Maybe from the Olympic village to hand it to either Veronica Campbell or Usain Bolt before the parade.

geoepee
Aug 8th, 2008, 03:44 AM
oh no! She went from the fries station at McDonald's to scooping rice and peas at the local Golden Krust. :speakles:
Lexy.....

Amalgamate
Aug 8th, 2008, 03:49 AM
Sexy Lexy:hearts:

Richie77
Aug 8th, 2008, 03:54 AM
Miss Cleo is from Los Angeles and uses a fake Jamaican accent :o
That would be part of the joke ;)

Cam'ron Giles
Aug 8th, 2008, 03:59 AM
Wow...that was lame, unfunny, stupid, and quite frankly garbage. :o


About as lame as the crackhead you sporting in your avey....:kiss:

esquímaux
Aug 8th, 2008, 09:48 AM
:lol:
When asked who the president of Jamaica was, she said "Uhhhhh...Miss Cleo!"
"CALL ME NOW! For your free psychic reading!!" :rolls: Didn't they shut Miss Cleo down because she wasn't even from the islands but Brooklyn??? :haha: