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Dementinator
Dec 21st, 2004, 08:56 PM
http://img156.exs.cx/img156/7820/qm2trialspix64nk.jpg

Here will appear info on the crew of S S Dementieva ,we are currently cruising thru the bay of biscay heading for Hong Kong!! a long trip ahead..

We have several new crew members to welcome aboard
info will appear here shortly


Welcome
Msmed Computer engineer
Ronaldo777 Master at Arms
Phong Helicopter captain
Thommas Theatre Engineer

SloKid
Mar 7th, 2008, 01:34 PM
If any posts from the old thread, like the roster etc need to be copied here, just let me know Captain and I'll do it.

Old thread. (http://www.wtaworld.com/showthread.php?t=144400)

miffedmax
Mar 7th, 2008, 02:15 PM
Well, with Lena taking some time off I guess the old SS could to some refitting and repairs . . .

Dementinator
Mar 7th, 2008, 03:31 PM
Lena keeps breaking stuff, thats just the problem.

Been laying a new floor in my shop and that requires removal of no less than 3 layers of carpet plus some quarry tiles, however, just found an old floor Safe from back when the building was a Betting shop about 40 years ago, but have no key and would really love to see whats in it....sooooo... I was thinking of getting Lena round here and telling her that theres a yummy cake in it she can have it she gets it open, what dya think?

miffedmax
Mar 7th, 2008, 03:54 PM
Just don't tell her it's black-eyed peas.

Fearful Jesuit
Mar 7th, 2008, 03:55 PM
let me tell you I am a little bit pissed with all this vol 2 here, there and everywhere :(

SloKid
Mar 7th, 2008, 04:14 PM
let me tell you I am a little bit pissed with all this vol 2 here, there and everywhere :(
Yes, I'm not a fan of it, not to mention that doing it was an absolute pain in the ass. :lol:

Danči Dementia
Mar 7th, 2008, 04:50 PM
But with this Volume 2 it gives the impression that we post sooo much that it was necesarry to open a new one.....

Danči Dementia
Mar 7th, 2008, 04:52 PM
Also the Elena Dementievafan CLUB HAD MORE POST THAN ANY OTHER IN THE rUSSIAN CHERING THREAD CATHEGORY.....We will have to top that again!!!

Danči Dementia
Mar 7th, 2008, 04:57 PM
Anyway back to the other thread.....so Max tell me the black eyed peas in America are what I know as beans??????

Danči Dementia
Mar 7th, 2008, 05:00 PM
Carlos, that was disgusting!!!
which forces me to reveal my secret:
Merce doesn't drink alcohol guys :p
she just pretends she does by sticking to the same glass the whole night :lol:


OMFG MeRCE!!! So you have been playing me kidding me this whole time???
All those times where I thought that we both were so drunk in my pub...it was only me the drunk one and you just were pretending to be drunk???
:sad::sad:
Those Venezolanas are so beautiful but so mean at the same time with the Mexican fellows

miffedmax
Mar 7th, 2008, 05:14 PM
First of all, for those of you who don't know why Dani, the Cap'n, Bruce and I are discussing beans:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez2m1DroMjc

This video will not only explain that, it is some of the most adorable Elena footage ever.

An excessive amount of info on black-eyed peas, aka cowpeas:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.all-creatures.org/recipes/images/i-blackeyepeas-can.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.all-creatures.org/recipes/i-blackeyepeas-can.html&h=616&w=760&sz=46&hl=en&start=35&tbnid=4ALCBEm3yHqiyM:&tbnh=115&tbnw=142&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dblack%2Beyed%2Bpeas%26start%3D20%26gb v%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN

Bruce is half right--but BEPs are a staple of all southern cooking, not just blacks, because they are very high in nutrition and very cheap.

In Texas, it is good luck to eat BEPs on New Year's Day, but we eat them a lot on other days too. They are usually doctored up with pork, hot sauce, onions, etc. to give them extra flavor and can be quite good if prepared well.

They can also be thoroughly awful if not.

But the interviewer is correct; they really are beans not peas. Now, since Lena likes her beef, maybe she needs to come by and learn about barbeque, chili and other Texas delicacies--I volunteer.

Dementinator
Mar 7th, 2008, 07:26 PM
Got to watch that video WITH SOUND this time, oh deary me, how cute is she!! that voice and laugh really dont go with Lenas stature do they but its sooooooo endearing, how can anyone fail to love her.

Paco
Mar 7th, 2008, 08:16 PM
Do you know what piss me off the most? It's just that I can't quote post from the first thread. It's so fucking annoying.:fiery:

http://www.wtaworld.com/showpost.php?p=12656286&postcount=6540
really cute video :D

Paco
Mar 7th, 2008, 08:19 PM
Carlos, that was disgusting!!!
which forces me to reveal my secret:
Merce doesn't drink alcohol guys
she just pretends she does by sticking to the same glass the whole night
:eek: respect :)

OMFG MeRCE!!! So you have been playing me kidding me this whole time???
All those times where I thought that we both were so drunk in my pub...it was only me the drunk one and you just were pretending to be drunk???
:sad::sad:
Those Venezolanas are so beautiful but so mean at the same time with the Mexican fellows

:awww: :hug:

Paco
Mar 7th, 2008, 08:25 PM
We're heading to Miami, right?

and capt, do you have some time to show me how the sonar and other echo sounding stuff works. So I could learn for my laboratory ;)
I know you once said I can come to bridge for playing with it but somehow I prefer your help with all that stuff :)

HenryMag.
Mar 7th, 2008, 10:15 PM
I don't understand why the date of the 1st post is Dec 21st, 2004, 09:56 PM :confused:

Was this thread already created??

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Mar 7th, 2008, 11:20 PM
Yes, I'm not a fan of it, not to mention that doing it was an absolute pain in the ass. :lol:

Wow , you are doing something for the first time since you are the (undeserved) moderator of Russian Roulette and you are complaining about it :spit:

You are a lazy bum . If you don´t wanna do the job, then resing as moderator . I would prefer another poster as moderator , hopefully The Boiled Egg or goldenlox but not you since you don´t have russian players among your faves

Alenyaa
Mar 8th, 2008, 12:55 AM
Volume 2 all over the board...

What are they gonna do when there are too many threads? Switch to WTAWorld volume fucking 2?

And there's nothing we can do about it is there? We just have to take their shit and thank them for it.

Alenyaa
Mar 8th, 2008, 01:21 AM
Red haired, fit (as in well trained) woman ;)

Maybe, as a sign of protest, we could all sport the same signature :p

Alenyaa
Mar 8th, 2008, 01:52 AM
Thanks for the translation...btw,you got the nickname Floating Dutchman--which I'll only rarely use--because 'MK-squared' already got the more famous FLYING Dutchman.

We could actually plan something much more heinous than what you suggested but we'd have to contact each other via our personal e-mail to do so;otherwise,the chiefs would catch wind right away--plus I'm not sure that they deserve such harsh punishment.:)

I'm just glad you didn't resort to another adjective starting with the letter "f" :lol:

As for punishment, it can never be hard enough :devil:
Nah, I'm just feeling rebelious today :lol:


Anyhoo, off to bed now, will see you all tomorrow!

Dementinator
Mar 8th, 2008, 10:27 AM
As Alenyaa says, fit redheaded bint is just that, bint being a UK slang word for Woman, I forget the name of said bint in that band, fergie I think?

Of course you can come up on the bridge Paco and see how our Echo Location and forward sonar arrays work, we have back up units not actually in use you can try,

I dont like this crap Vol 2 stuff either and its not going to solve the problems of shit access and slow loading, only major investment in infrastructure and Server upgrades will achieve that, this is simply a band aid slapped over the problem.

Nowt we can do about it however so we will have to make the best of it.

Miami is our new destination, saves us a bunch of Fuel and all these times we have been through the Panama Canal I have just reallised the SS Dementieva is in fact Post Panamax, therefore we never could actually fit thru the bloody thing so it must have been figments of our imagination when we did ( I really should check these things out more).

Lena is feeling rather sprightly today and has been high fiving folks, therefore the Infirmary has been overwhelmed with crew suffering dislocated shoulders and broken hands, so becareful.

miffedmax
Mar 8th, 2008, 11:28 AM
I thought bint also implied a willingness to engage in certain commercial activities of a personal nature. Maybe I'm wrong, but I wouldn't use it to refer to a certain blonde to be on the safe side.

Dementinator
Mar 8th, 2008, 01:09 PM
Indeed, nor use "Blonde Godzilla" either..

Bint doesnt imply that the described female is engaged in "golovin" type actvities, its simply a slang word, such as "broad" or "wench" or "bird" etc..

maybes I will have to post a Britsh Slangword dictionary..

miffedmax
Mar 8th, 2008, 02:15 PM
:lol: Lay off poor Tati--I don't think she's been spotted in West Texas for months. :lol:

Paco
Mar 8th, 2008, 05:49 PM
so I went to the bridge trying to not destroy anything. I think I made it. Well I was playing with all that stuff and had great fun ;) Now I can go to laboratory and kick some asses :lol:

miffedmax
Mar 9th, 2008, 04:01 AM
Nah, the cap'n just insists she looks like a hooker at an Amarillo truckstop.

He's not very forthcoming about how he knows so about this particular demographic, but that what he says.

mc8114
Mar 10th, 2008, 07:15 AM
SS Vol 2 :wavey: :)
well, it can be good right
Lena won Dubai, so we're starting fresh :o

Dementinator
Mar 10th, 2008, 09:33 AM
Bruce Goose is on his way to the bilge room..

Right, as promised, a dictionary of British slang terms for our US friends etc.

Knackered = Means Either something is broken (Its Knackered) or Tired ( I'm Knackered) can be replaced with 'fucked'

Bollocks = Slang term for the testicles, used in many ways (its bollocksed) or (you are talking total bollocks) or as a simple expletive ( BOLLOCKS!!)

Wank = Slang term for self gratification of a sexual manner, used as an insult ( You wanker!!) or as an expresion of tiredness ( I'm feeling wanked!)

Bint = Slang term for 'woman' similar to 'broad' or 'wench'

Gurt= Old English country term for 'big' such as (Lena has gurt muscles or Lenas gurt) can be combined with Bint (Lenas a gurt bint)

Bugger = An old Expletive ( BUGGER!!) or what happens if you drop the soap in the prison showers ( he got buggered from behind)

most of these words can also be combined..as in the following..

"I watched a match with Elena and she was buggering about and bolocksed up the set, the gurt bint then managed to win, leaning us all knackered and completed wanked out"

Hope this all helps

Paco
Mar 10th, 2008, 01:55 PM
It's always good to learn something new ;)
good job capt :D

Alenyaa
Mar 10th, 2008, 03:38 PM
"I watched a match with Elena and she was buggering about and bolocksed up the set, the gurt bint then managed to win, leaving us all knackered and completely wanked out"

Nothing short of a masterpiece :worship: :lol:

Dementinator
Mar 14th, 2008, 12:11 AM
Well, I guess we can now take it nice and steady to Miami now, so all aboard and everyone to their stations.

Alenyaa
Mar 14th, 2008, 12:21 AM
Which, in my case, is once again the infirmary. Should know how to keep my mouth shut at times...

Paco
Mar 14th, 2008, 08:07 AM
finally on the way ;) :D

Golovinjured.
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:57 AM
Attention all aboard the S.S. Dementieva! Thy goddess Elena D needs our help!

First go here: http://www.wtaworld.com/showthread.php?t=335749

Elena is coming second, but she's a long way of Jankovic - so I'm proposing Janko-Kill 2008! Go to that page, and vote to eliminate Jankovic (- Jankovic) and vote to promote Dementieva (+ Dementieva)

SHE NEEDS US! We can vote once every 12 hours so make it count everyone!

p.s. may I be the Guitar Hero of the S.S. Dementieva?

Dementinator
Mar 18th, 2008, 01:47 PM
Well I guess theres always room in the On Ship band, "Lena and the Dementinators"

miffedmax
Mar 18th, 2008, 03:35 PM
I've voted a couple of times in that game, but honestly I don't care how popular Elena is on WTAWorld. It pretty much boils down to this--if Elena is your favorite player, you are right. If Elena is not your favorite player, you are wrong. The fact that there are a lot of others who agree with you does not make you any less wrong. The fact that not everyone supports Lena doesn't make us any less right.

That's it, in a nutshell.

evinrude15
Mar 21st, 2008, 02:30 PM
I'm re re back, I have some vacation in my studie ...FINALLY ;)

miffedmax
Mar 21st, 2008, 03:08 PM
Welcome back, 'rude!

Dementinator
Mar 21st, 2008, 07:34 PM
join us for a drink down in the "Double Fault"

Danči Dementia
Mar 26th, 2008, 07:09 AM
Bienvenidos a Miami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot Weather, Hot girls for the male crew and hot Cubans for the ladies!!!!

Where is everybody????
Come on guys we have work to do!!!......keeping the Golden Goddess happy and takes a lot of work!!!!
I´m running out of Vodka.......I don´t want to see her reaction when she find out that there is no more vodka....please help me.......I don´t want to die yet.......:scared: :scared:
Alenyaa hit some balls with her....
Merce swim with her!!!!!
Max make her laugh!!!!
Paco help me bring more holly Russian water!!!
Captain Kill Alenyaa!!! :angel: :angel: :angel:
Mat help the Captain!!!! :angel: :angel:

Come on guys or this may be my last post ever!!!!!

Paco
Mar 26th, 2008, 11:22 AM
Paco help me bring more holly Russian water!!!

your word is a command :D

miffedmax
Mar 26th, 2008, 12:19 PM
Well, just this a.m. I asked if she would grow her bangs back and she laughed at me.

Dementinator
Mar 26th, 2008, 12:53 PM
Running out of Vodka? Right no problem, more from the stores being brought up right now.
Kill Alenyaa? Ok., just a sec....

Ding Dong, this is a Captains annoucment for Miss E.V Dementieva, Alenayaa has been found rumaging through your undewear drawer and has just taken the last Danish Pastry, please take appropiate action, thank you.

Yep, that oughta do it...

Lena bring back her bangs? Hmm, the impossible I can do, however, Miracles take a little longer....

Danči Dementia
Mar 26th, 2008, 11:21 PM
:lol: :lol:........
Thank you for your help....Its nice to feel alive again.....
Alenyaa good luck

mc8114
Mar 27th, 2008, 06:56 AM
tired from the swimming dani :D

Alenyaa
Mar 28th, 2008, 01:05 AM
Bienvenidos a Miami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot Weather, Hot girls for the male crew and hot Cubans for the ladies!!!!

Where is everybody????
Come on guys we have work to do!!!......keeping the Golden Goddess happy and takes a lot of work!!!!
Im running out of Vodka.......I dont want to see her reaction when she find out that there is no more vodka....please help me.......I dont want to die yet.......:scared: :scared:
Alenyaa hit some balls with her....
Merce swim with her!!!!!
Max make her laugh!!!!
Paco help me bring more holly Russian water!!!
Captain Kill Alenyaa!!! :angel: :angel: :angel:
Mat help the Captain!!!! :angel: :angel:

Come on guys or this may be my last post ever!!!!!

HONESTLY, what have I done this time?? :lol:

Alenyaa
Mar 28th, 2008, 01:07 AM
Running out of Vodka? Right no problem, more from the stores being brought up right now.
Kill Alenyaa? Ok., just a sec....

Ding Dong, this is a Captains annoucment for Miss E.V Dementieva, Alenayaa has been found rumaging through your undewear drawer and has just taken the last Danish Pastry, please take appropiate action, thank you.

Yep, that oughta do it...

Lena bring back her bangs? Hmm, the impossible I can do, however, Miracles take a little longer....

And of course you're not being any help either :rolleyes: :p

Who made Dani Captain of this ship anyway??? Since when does a pub landlady boss around the rest of the crew? :confused: :p

Paco
Mar 28th, 2008, 08:01 AM
HONESTLY, what have I done this time?? :lol:

you just exist :angel:

:hug:

Alenyaa
Mar 28th, 2008, 01:50 PM
Oh, tell your national team to learn how to play football!



























































:lol: :haha: :help: :p

Paco
Mar 28th, 2008, 02:39 PM
hey, it's hopeless. I won't even bother :lol: :help:

miffedmax
Mar 28th, 2008, 05:45 PM
Poland is like our bitch for some reason. The only Euro team we can beat in Europe. In exos.

Dementinator
Mar 28th, 2008, 06:58 PM
Were not talking about wankerball again are we now?

Right, seems Lena will be in Action soon, just seen a rather scary picture of her from practice, lets just say, Alenyaas not got long to live, the last time I saw arms like hers, they were hanging below the ass and called legs. Looking mighty fit.

Viktymise
Mar 28th, 2008, 07:03 PM
How's the new SS faring compared with the old one?

Danči Dementia
Mar 28th, 2008, 08:07 PM
And of course you're not being any help either :rolleyes: :p

Who made Dani Captain of this ship anyway??? Since when does a pub landlady boss around the rest of the crew? :confused: :p

I just needed some help....I didnt want to have a painful death.........you know......
Anyway it was useless because I see you are still here :lol::lol:.

Merce is going to the olympics representing as Venezuelas number one swimmer :worship:

Alenyaa
Mar 29th, 2008, 02:02 PM
I just needed some help....I didnt want to have a painful death.........you know......

Right, right, so you try to have me killed instead :lol:

Dementinator
Mar 31st, 2008, 11:04 PM
Big Golden one is incomming!

Hungry and Happy, so make way!

Alenyaa
Apr 1st, 2008, 01:06 AM
SOAB, that's the last time I'm going anywhere near a pastry!!! Even if the tray is still full!

Danči Dementia
Apr 1st, 2008, 06:09 AM
Right, right, so you try to have me killed instead :lol:

OMG:eek:.....Im sorry its not me the real Dani....its my alter-ego named Panchita...she overpowers me sometimes and she makes me be rude towards Ducth people named Michael








:angel:





Im enjoying Miami :)......and so is Panchita :lol:

Danči Dementia
Apr 1st, 2008, 06:50 AM
hey what is a pastry???
Where you buy cakes and cookies???
can someone explain me pls?

HenryMag.
Apr 2nd, 2008, 06:19 PM
Nobody talks to Lena today....she seems to be in the bad mood. :lol:

Rix643
Apr 2nd, 2008, 08:09 PM
hey what is a pastry???
Where you buy cakes and cookies???
can someone explain me pls?

I waited to reply because I wanted Paco to have the opportunity to rescue his Damsel in Distress, but as he seems to be busy with other, less important things, I'll be the one helping out our lovely landlady (again...).

Pastry, n., pl. -tries.

Dough or paste consisting primarily of flour, water, and shortening that is baked and often used as a crust for foods such as pies and tarts.

Baked sweet foods made with pastry: Viennese pastry.
One of these baked foods.
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w67/Rix643/temp/pastry.jpg

Paco
Apr 2nd, 2008, 09:50 PM
you know, before answering you have to know the answer :lol:

Alenyaa
Apr 3rd, 2008, 06:09 PM
I waited to reply because I wanted Paco to have the opportunity to rescue his Damsel in Distress, but as he seems to be busy with other, less important things, I'll be the one helping out our lovely landlady (again...).
Just couldn't resist to point that out could you :lol:

Alenyaa
Apr 3rd, 2008, 06:11 PM
OMG:eek:.....Im sorry its not me the real Dani....its my alter-ego named Panchita...she overpowers me sometimes and she makes me be rude towards Ducth people named Michael








:angel:





Im enjoying Miami :)......and so is Panchita :lol:

Wow, I didn't know you were schizofrenic! :eek:

Danči Dementia
Apr 3rd, 2008, 06:18 PM
Ok then Thank yo so much Rick and Bruce for answering my question

I love pastry.....

Danči Dementia
Apr 3rd, 2008, 06:21 PM
Wow, I didn't know you were schizofrenic! :eek:

:confused:
again I ask for an explanation.....


:sad:Elena:sad:
Is she awake now??
So I can move out of her way.....or give her a back massage :)

Danči Dementia
Apr 3rd, 2008, 07:21 PM
ok thanks.............

Dementinator
Apr 3rd, 2008, 07:23 PM
Elena still angry..

Elena still hungry..

Elena still going to murder Alenyaa..

Danči Dementia
Apr 3rd, 2008, 07:37 PM
YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: Panchita is very VERY very happy about this......and so is Dani :):bounce:


Go Elena Go Elena...

And this time it wasnt me the one who said it ok Alenyaa??

Paco
Apr 3rd, 2008, 07:50 PM
I love pastry.....

now I hate everything what can be eaten :lol:

but normally it's :drool: ;)

Danči Dementia
Apr 4th, 2008, 05:42 PM
:confused:


Elena wants some pastry....who is going to cook pastry for her????
Do we even have a chef in here???.....I don´t remember who is.....

Fearful Jesuit
Apr 5th, 2008, 05:48 AM
I know the chef...is a cool guy, has a ferret named Gerald...

Dementinator
Apr 5th, 2008, 08:48 AM
Still got the Ferret then?

Dont let Lena find it, shes a raging carnivore and will eat anything that stands still for too long.

Rix643
Apr 5th, 2008, 08:42 PM
Still got the Ferret then?

Dont let Lena find it, shes a raging carnivore and will eat anything that stands still for too long.

Tell me about it.
Once I was quietly observing a suspicious looking individual, when I suddenly got bitten.....

Danči Dementia
Apr 6th, 2008, 08:42 AM
:lol:

So are we going to Charleston????
Or we still don´t know???................I´m sick of Miami.....its good for 1 or 3 day but more than that....it get to your nerves

Paco
Apr 6th, 2008, 11:46 AM
:confused:

well I guess it's to my comment
When I wrote it I was after party and I ate way too much. And I just couldn't think about food ;) :lol:

Paco
Apr 6th, 2008, 11:50 AM
:lol:

So are we going to Charleston????
Or we still dont know???................Im sick of Miami.....its good for 1 or 3 day but more than that....it get to your nerves

I guess we should go there :)

Danči Dementia
Apr 7th, 2008, 03:46 AM
So do we wait for Captain´s order??? or we just take the damned ship while he is sleeping and get to Charleston???

BTW....Where he hell is Charleston??? In California ????

Paco
Apr 7th, 2008, 06:47 AM
I found it's in SC
no we have to guess what state it is :p I think South Carolina

http://www.myonlinemaps.com/images/south-carolina-map.gif
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/images/usa/south-carolina.jpg
http://www.familycirclecup.com/pages/FCTC_ContactUs/DirectionMap.jpg

Dementinator
Apr 7th, 2008, 12:03 PM
Yes Charleston is in SC so its off we go, not a long journey so we will run on 2 engines instead of 4 and save us some fuel, will help to pay Lenas food bill, which is currently looking like the GDP of a small country right now.

Lena seems happier at the moment which could mean practical jokes, so, you have been warned.

Off we go then..

Anchors up, steady as she goes.

Paco
Apr 7th, 2008, 01:23 PM
so finally on the way ;)

Mathijs
Apr 7th, 2008, 07:21 PM
Hey Ppl

Shame i can't fulfill my duties here on the SS, maybe someone wants to temporary take over my job until i am connected to the net? I'll let u know when its fixed...


I am back for now, unsure when i'll be fully back here, due to the trouble with the cable connection we still don't have or will get (where i am literally fed up with) i won't be online during weekdays for the time being, until the cable is fixed..
Since WTAworld is blocked @ my school, i only can get online when @ my parents in the weekends...

Hope that everyone understands that cuz its not that i dont want to come here anymore......

Oh and if anyone wants to keep contact, you can try by mail, i still can open the mailbox @ school......
You can find my emailaddress in my profile here.....

Paco
Apr 7th, 2008, 09:10 PM
don't worry Mat. we understand it :)
hope it will be solved very soon :)

Alenyaa
Apr 8th, 2008, 12:38 AM
I'm still alive, b*tches!!! :devil:

Paco
Apr 8th, 2008, 06:44 AM
I'm still alive, b*tches!!! :devil:

no shit :sobbing: :p :lol:
anyway glad to hear you :D

Alenyaa
Apr 8th, 2008, 03:45 PM
Wow, such sincere insincerity :lol:

Fearful Jesuit
Apr 8th, 2008, 05:46 PM
I'm still alive, b*tches!!! :devil:

are you really sure? :unsure:

Rix643
Apr 8th, 2008, 07:13 PM
are you really sure? :unsure:

Michael, when in doubt, simply walk towards the bright lights...:cool:

(Especially when walking on the highway.... :devil:)





j/k ;)

Danči Dementia
Apr 9th, 2008, 05:27 AM
I'm still alive, b*tches!!! :devil:
:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead: :banghead::banghead:

For things like this is that I ask myself if God really exists???

Alenyaa
Apr 10th, 2008, 10:39 PM
I knew you guys like to see me... dead... :lol:

Dementinator
Apr 11th, 2008, 09:02 PM
What a lovely crew I do have.....

Danči Dementia
Apr 12th, 2008, 11:19 PM
We know captain we know.....we just can´t be more lovely and nice to each other than we are right now....

Danči Dementia
Apr 12th, 2008, 11:19 PM
because it will be way too much love in the ship....

Dementinator
Apr 13th, 2008, 05:56 PM
Indeed, now then, lets all behave and get us sorted for the comming week ahead.

Lenas ginna be busy, which means Lenas gonna be hungry and Alenyaas gonna be hurt.

Alenyaa
Apr 14th, 2008, 11:25 PM
Not this time, I told her it was you that took the last cake when she wasn't looking ;)

Rix643
Apr 15th, 2008, 06:11 AM
Alenyaa, you blithering idiot!! :fiery:
You know what you’ve done, do you?
She’ll be threatening the Captain and you know how much a chicken he is.
Just to escape some minor injuries (a comminuted leg fracture is always minor in case of Lena causing it….) he will offer her command of the ship during our next trip. To Europe!!!!!! That’ll mean 4 days of testing the ship’s maneuverability until we all get seasick. At night she will sound the foghorn continuously because, and I quote, "I can’t see ahead of me". A very nice prospect indeed, 4 nights in a row without any sleep, not to mention all the stupid chores we will have to do…. Although it is always fun to see the Captain perform as a showgirl, I refuse to do her toenails again…… :bolt:

Dementinator
Apr 15th, 2008, 10:48 AM
Talking of chores, are those barnicles I can see on our portside forward stabiliser?

You think the foghorns are bad, well, at least you dont have to keep explaining to the authorties whats happened after Lenas come up here and had a "squishing" session with all the other smaller craft around us.

The girls power hungry I tell you.

Plus who has to explain to her when the pastries have run out etc, the guy in charge thats who, IE me! Its not all captains dinners and glory you know, in fact it rarely is.

There are a few perks I must admit but it also brings its problems, most of them involving 6 feet of powerful blonde.

Alenyaa
Apr 15th, 2008, 09:15 PM
Well Rick, I tried to avoid minor injuries as well, so I guess that says all there is to know about me :lol:

Wow Captain, I never looked at it that way. Never knew it sucks to be you around these parts :lol:

Danči Dementia
Apr 19th, 2008, 03:07 AM
Not this time, I told her it was you that took the last cake when she wasn't looking ;)

Ok and then you wonder....what have you done???....how dare you???

Alenyaa
Apr 20th, 2008, 12:45 AM
No worries Dani, Captain seems to have turned out fine. Can't say the same about the smaller ships that got in our way whilst Lena was at the controls though :unsure:

And there's a few cases of hearing damage among our crew members, due to Lena sounding the fog-horn...

blackcrave
Apr 20th, 2008, 02:38 AM
close fight elena

Danči Dementia
Apr 20th, 2008, 08:06 AM
No worries Dani, Captain seems to have turned out fine. Can't say the same about the smaller ships that got in our way whilst Lena was at the controls though :unsure:

And there's a few cases of hearing damage among our crew members, due to Lena sounding the fog-horn...

:lol::lol:

Anyway............we are out of Chaleston :sad::sad::sad:....we are going to Polnad next right????

Long , long trip............can we just get a plane??? :lol::angel:

HenryMag.
Apr 20th, 2008, 09:34 AM
:lol::lol:

Anyway............we are out of Chaleston :sad::sad::sad:....we are going to Polnad next right????

Long , long trip............can we just get a plane??? :lol::angel:

We have 2 weeks to arrive there, so it's not necessary a plane ;) :lol:

Paco
Apr 20th, 2008, 03:19 PM
so we're going to my beautiful country :D

Mathijs
Apr 20th, 2008, 09:08 PM
:wavey:

Wheelhouse is soon to be starting up again...
Got finally cable, i only need to buy the PC i am aiming for, and the Wheelhouse will finally be backup after a long time....

mmm might be back up when we'll arrive in Poland, else the next tournament Lena's playing, really missed to follow Lena's result and i do feel guilty to neglect you all for a long period......

Alenyaa
Apr 21st, 2008, 10:33 PM
No worries Mat. Look forward to seeing you aorund here again!

Paco
Apr 23rd, 2008, 07:41 PM
so lets post the maps of Poland:

http://www.psp13.radom.pl/Socrates2/Partner/polska.jpg
oops...sorry it's the flag :p

but here is MAP:
http://www.psjbrzechwa.com/Mapy/polska_mapa_administracyjna_2002.jpg

I say we should stay in Gdańsk :p but that's not my decision ;)

Dementinator
Apr 23rd, 2008, 08:48 PM
seems a good Idea to me, not feeling to well right now ,so I shall set the auto pilot for a bit.

evinrude15
Apr 24th, 2008, 07:40 AM
Can some one in this boat will offer me a drink???? I just try to focus on my exams that will start in less than one month and not come here but it's to difficult......;)

Dementinator
Apr 24th, 2008, 08:27 AM
Pop down to the double fault, or go see Paco in his bar...

Rix643
Apr 24th, 2008, 12:24 PM
Personally I prefer the Double Fault pub.
First of all I don't trust the drinks Paco's serving me anymore, second the DF has a gorgeous landlady (but that might be the Green Fairy's influence...) ;)

Paco
Apr 24th, 2008, 12:53 PM
I'm always happy when someone joins me so I could drink not alone :D

Paco
Apr 24th, 2008, 01:02 PM
First of all I don't trust the drinks Paco's serving me anymore

WTF :fiery:
Now you really shouldn't come to my bar. If only you come I'm going to serve you my (in)famous special drinks ;)

Dementinator
Apr 24th, 2008, 02:08 PM
Behave you two!

Dont make me come down there!

Paco
Apr 24th, 2008, 05:14 PM
Behave you two!
oh come on capt. We're very polite :p :lol:

Dont make me come down there!
oh that would be nice. Come down and join me in my bar :D

Dementinator
Apr 24th, 2008, 05:40 PM
If you really want a good dose of a bad cold I shall come and join you..

Paco
Apr 24th, 2008, 05:47 PM
There is no problem at all. I'm not gonna catch it ;)

anyway hope you'll get well soon capt :)

Alenyaa
May 1st, 2008, 02:56 PM
All hands on deck! Lena's returning from her match! in a HUNGRY mood! Flee, flee for your lives! :bolt:

Dementinator
May 1st, 2008, 04:02 PM
Right then, Lenas hungry? whats new.... restraunts on standby..

Alenyaa
May 2nd, 2008, 10:52 PM
Yeah, you'd think we'd learn, wouldn't ya? :p

Dementinator
May 6th, 2008, 08:29 AM
we will have none of that on this ship....

God help us if Lena goes on the rampage is all I can say.... nothing will be able to stop her.

Right Berlin....

Where the hell have we docked? are we still in Gdansk, lets check, I will take a look out of the window,...

Dockyards...Cranes.....grey sky.....excited Polish dudes... yep we are still in Gdansk.
Might as well stay here and use the helicopter to get Lena to the venue and then we will depart for Turkey I think.

Paco
May 6th, 2008, 08:12 PM
can I suggest something capt?

as we look at the map of Europe
http://www.map-of-europe.us/europe-map.gif

Istambul is pretty far away from both Gdańsk and Paris. As there is a week free after Berlin and probably not much time after event in Turkey, maybe we could dock somewhere in south France.

I know it's not perfect but that's an option :)

Fearful Jesuit
May 7th, 2008, 09:12 PM
uhm, the name of the ship is still SS Dementieva, right?

Dementinator
May 8th, 2008, 03:53 PM
It is yes, why?

Well , I think we may need to kick the tyres and light the fires and head to Istanbul very quickly, if we run at max power with all the turbines to full we can make over 30knots and be there fairly soon.

Fearful Jesuit
May 8th, 2008, 05:20 PM
It is yes, why?

Well , I think we may need to kick the tyres and light the fires and head to Istanbul very quickly, if we run at max power with all the turbines to full we can make over 30knots and be there fairly soon.

oh well, nothing seems to be the same in this board, the name, threads vol 2 everywhere, I am Fearful Jesuit...

Alenyaa
May 8th, 2008, 09:10 PM
Now that you mention it, your name was different when I last saw you here! Wasn't it?

Dementinator
May 8th, 2008, 10:13 PM
At some point the SS Dementieva has sailed through a rift in the space/time continuum and we are now in an alternate universe..

However its one where Lena is every bit as gorgeous as ever.

Dementinator
May 9th, 2008, 09:32 PM
Still will sail thru the strange badlands of the Alternate Universe, one where Lenas just stuffed Jankovic in a QF on Clay.

I will keep our instruments and navigaition aids on tis uncharted course and maintain full ahead into the unknown.

Dementinator
May 10th, 2008, 02:42 PM
The SS sails on, bye bye Ana I.....

Lena in the final of Berlin.

Could the kitchens please organise a special meal tonight please.

SIN DIOS NI LEY
May 10th, 2008, 07:40 PM
Are you sad bruce goose ? :sad:

You were rooting for Ivannoying today and she lost

Alenyaa
May 14th, 2008, 11:22 PM
Hey guys...
I just saw Lena sneaking around in the corridors, near the crew cabins, carrying a large, empty bag...
I wonder what she's up to... :scared:

imdamoon
May 15th, 2008, 06:22 AM
sorry guys that i havent been around for a while, how is everyone?

Paco
May 15th, 2008, 11:54 AM
Hey guys...
I just saw Lena sneaking around in the corridors, near the crew cabins, carrying a large, empty bag...
I wonder what she's up to... :scared:

Better do NOT open the door. I repeat do NOT open the door ;) :lol:

Alenyaa
May 15th, 2008, 04:51 PM
*Opens door anyway*

"Oh bugger..."
*all becomes black*

Dementinator
May 15th, 2008, 07:51 PM
Like closing the doors gonna help.

What is that girl up to? I am too busy getting us to Instanbul so someone else can go check, oh wait...hang on..I have her on CCTV, shes down in the lower decks, ahhhh, shes in the supplies area, ok, shes found the Pain au chocolat I ordered....poo!! Gonna have to reorder now...

Rix643
May 15th, 2008, 08:04 PM
Sorry 'bout that.....

Rix643
May 15th, 2008, 08:07 PM
I should have kept my mouth shut, but the girl has something that makes it impossible to resist.....

Alenyaa
May 16th, 2008, 02:14 PM
Damnit Bruce, stop being a teacher already! :lol:

Alenyaa
May 16th, 2008, 02:14 PM
I should have kept my mouth shut, but the girl has something that makes it impossible to resist.....

Yeah, like 50 pound biceps :lol:

Dementinator
May 16th, 2008, 03:51 PM
On top of Losing all the Cakes I got for Lena, we now seem to be suffering from mechanical problems, Engine number four is surging and I am going to have to shut it down, we will need to reduce speed until the cause can be found. (Why do I feel the cause is going to be Blonde, 6ft Tall and naughty)

I shall head down to the Engine rooms and have a talk with our Engineers and see what it maybe, its looking kinda like fuel blockage problem judging by the pressure readings up here.

Dementinator
May 16th, 2008, 06:31 PM
Well what do you know, despite hearing some giggling and tittering on my way down to the nether regions of our vessel, it turned out that the creature that had caused the problem was in fact several hundred times smaller than Our Esteemed Miss D, While checking the low fuel pressure problems I noticed that the main feed pump had gone off line and was in fault mode, the control wiring had been chewed through......

Seems a certain Chef has failed to keep his pet under control again and Gerry has been up to no good.

Well hopefully it will be repaired in the next few hours and we can continue at max cruising speed toward our destination.

On the subject of rodents, seems we have had a 'mouse' in the food storage area, one thats capable of breaking a padlock and carting off 200lbs of finest Porterhouse Steak.......

Fearful Jesuit
May 18th, 2008, 07:49 AM
Oh no, not again...Gerry! Bad, bad ferret!
I beg your pardon Capt...

Dementinator
May 18th, 2008, 07:11 PM
Dont mention it, the repair bill is in the post..

Paco
May 18th, 2008, 08:41 PM
I just started thinking that the last story was very long time ago. So I want to ask our master of stories to write something new ;)

Rix643
May 18th, 2008, 10:47 PM
Extra security measures are being taken, extra camera's are installed, hidden in the skirting-boards... :yeah: :drool: :devil:

What you mean with extra wannabe visitors? :confused:



On a side note, has anyone seen my guinea pigs?

Rix643
May 18th, 2008, 11:12 PM
Trust me, I know what 'Wannabe' means.

Danči Dementia
May 18th, 2008, 11:29 PM
one of your guinea pigs accidentaly got into my roaster...........:angel:

Paco
May 18th, 2008, 11:43 PM
one of your guinea pigs accidentaly got into my roaster...........:angel:

oh how sad :p

Paco
May 19th, 2008, 12:14 AM
capt, can you remind me where we have infirmary? I just need the pill for calming. I really need it. I really do

Fearful Jesuit
May 19th, 2008, 12:30 AM
Dont mention it, the repair bill is in the post..

do you have Gerry's adress?

Rix643
May 19th, 2008, 05:50 AM
Note to the crew:
The missing guinea pigs have turned up. One was at Dani’s (by the way, thank you for returning its remains), the other one was returned to me by a certain tall blonde in the middle of the night. It seems the creature (the guinea pig, not the tall blonde) hid itself behind the walls while I was installing some of the new security cameras in the State Room. It was able to free itself last night and by doing so it scared the sh*t out of Miss D. Unfortunately, it also revealed one of the cameras to the Golden Goddess.
To keep things short, she was not happy about the place and position of the camera. According to her, she is quite capable of securing herself in her bedroom.
So, if anyone is looking for me, I’ll be in the infirmary for the next 6 weeks with my spine in traction.

(Chef, do you have a nice Peruvian recipe for guinea pig?)

Dementinator
May 19th, 2008, 08:09 AM
Dear oh Dear so much going on!

Infirmary is located on the starboard side, Deck 5 Forward.

So we have a wise guy who though Lena needed protection eh? Well, I guess you learned the hard way eh?

On another note, whos upset Mr Bruce? he is thinking of jumping ship and we simply must NOT allow that to happen....

Paco
May 19th, 2008, 08:22 AM
Infirmary is located on the starboard side, Deck 5 Forward.
thank you capt. BTW how call you that "pills for calming"?

On another note, whos upset Mr Bruce? he is thinking of jumping ship and we simply must NOT allow that to happen....

read the last pages of Dani's thread

Dementinator
May 19th, 2008, 10:37 AM
Ah ,now I know why I dont go into that retarded thread now! Its stupid and political and should be erased.

I have no idea what all that is about, dont want to know, couldnt care less, nothing to do with me but it seems a lot there need to calm down and take a breath, follow my lead and steer clear of that thread totally.

I do not wish to see someone not post here because of a silly argument over there..

Anyhow, this place is different and we should all get along, you wanna fight, then go to Danis thread, but otherwise, keep it out of here and if Bruce wants to post here, as far as I am concerned hes more than welcome.

YOu need to relaise feelings run very high when it gets religious and political, which is why the human race has numerous wars, so let it ride, and move on.

Paco, Danis a big intelligent girl and is more than capable of looking after herself, she knows what shes doing and is in no need of a "knight in shining armour"

That the last I am saying on this subject now, Lena has a tourny to play and thats all I am interested in.

Paco
May 19th, 2008, 02:49 PM
Paco, Danis a big intelligent girl and is more than capable of looking after herself, she knows what shes doing and is in no need of a "knight in shining armour"

You don't have to tell what I should do or I shouldn't. I have my mind and so I know what I should do without your help.
It's simple. I will NOT let anyone to insult my queen. Whoever do it will have to face me :armed:
If you don't understand it than it your problem not mine

Dementinator
May 19th, 2008, 02:50 PM
Bring it on buddy!! :lol:

My point was simply that maybes its best to let to warring factions get on with it.

Dementinator
May 19th, 2008, 05:34 PM
good, i dont want ANYONE disemarking this vessel due to a fight in another thread, we should all be adults and move on, things always get said in the heat of the moment, so stay where you are.

That goes for anyone else thinking of deserting also!!

Oh, did that Romeo in waiting Paco post any maps to Istanbul? or has he been too busy trying to get into Danis Knickers? :lol:

Well I think we are here now anyways.... shit, I am old, i remember when this used to be Constantinople...

LudwigDvorak
May 19th, 2008, 06:13 PM
I don't post in here much. WTF do you all talk about in here, aside from the crazy stories on the SS? :lol:

Dementinator
May 19th, 2008, 06:22 PM
Oh just the usual load of bollocks, nothing of imortance.. it never makes sense but its a bit of fun, seeing as you are wishing to be a writer, why not post your own 'crazy' stories? They usually run a common theme, Lena breaks something or someone, I end up looking like an asshole, the usual...

Dementinator
May 19th, 2008, 07:11 PM
Funny guy

Paco
May 19th, 2008, 08:05 PM
Oh, did that Romeo in waiting Paco post any maps to Istanbul? or has he been too busy trying to get into Danis Knickers? :lol:

post # 139 (http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=13087666&postcount=139) in that thread.

Dementinator
May 19th, 2008, 08:53 PM
Ah so you have, I thought as much, I must have forgotten that one.

Rix643
May 19th, 2008, 09:26 PM
Yep, our Captain is getting older....

Alenyaa
May 19th, 2008, 09:54 PM
One more of those, Rick, and you won't be :lol:

Danči Dementia
May 20th, 2008, 01:10 AM
Ah ,now I know why I dont go into that retarded thread now! Its stupid and political and should be erased.

I have no idea what all that is about, dont want to know, couldnt care less, nothing to do with me but it seems a lot there need to calm down and take a breath, follow my lead and steer clear of that thread totally.

I do not wish to see someone not post here because of a silly argument over there..

Anyhow, this place is different and we should all get along, you wanna fight, then go to Danis thread, but otherwise, keep it out of here and if Bruce wants to post here, as far as I am concerned hes more than welcome.

YOu need to relaise feelings run very high when it gets religious and political, which is why the human race has numerous wars, so let it ride, and move on.

Paco, Danis a big intelligent girl and is more than capable of looking after herself, she knows what shes doing and is in no need of a "knight in shining armour"

That the last I am saying on this subject now, Lena has a tourny to play and thats all I am interested in.

Well I agree with you and I apologize with all that visit that thread (but one) this is not the place to argue about that....its Lenas forum.
I just lost my senses for a while.....I wont stop posting here or anywhere else jut because what went on in there
I love Lena too much for stoping visiting here....speacilly since its the only thing I do in the internet besides homework......

But I dont want to erase it....I can delete my posts and I will delete them.....
Just as I ask to the people that visited my thread to keep visiting it if they want to of course.....shit like that wont happen again you have my word.....I promise.....having said that......I
have to offer one more apology...to Rick....sorry for stealing your guinea pig....I was just to hungry and the big blond goddes ate all the food...so I really had to eat something

Dementinator
May 20th, 2008, 07:59 AM
Christ! we are making Guinea Pig burgers now!!

Rix643
May 20th, 2008, 08:09 AM
Poor little creature.... :sad:


http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/11/24/guinea_pig.jpg


But o so tasty..... :drool: :devil:

Paco
May 20th, 2008, 08:11 AM
OMFG :eek: :p

Paco
May 20th, 2008, 08:25 AM
Ah so you have, I thought as much, I must have forgotten that one.

I guess you haven't seen it rather than forgotten as you've never yes/no to my suggestion. Or maybe it was the answer: post # 141 (http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=13100123&postcount=141)

Anyway I'm back to learning. I hate the end of semester :lol: it's like month to the end and the hard works finally started :sad: :p :lol:

miffedmax
May 20th, 2008, 02:18 PM
Just so the rest of you know . . .

Oddly enough the Turkish Navy does NOT consider Lena's refusal to grow her bangs back to be worthy of a distress signal.

In fact, they become quite irritated and testy about it. I couldn't understand everything the commander of the Zafar said, but I did catch the word "keelhauling" in there somewhere.

Dementinator
May 20th, 2008, 03:39 PM
You havent been misbehaving have you?

I will take your Radio away if you are

miffedmax
May 20th, 2008, 03:54 PM
Misbehave? Me? You're as bad as the commander of that Turkish frigate.

Lena signed some balls and t-shirts for the crew and that seemed to calm everyone down.

Then she looked at me, smacked herself in the forehead and said "What an idiot!"

I think she just realized how foolish she is not to have bangs. Right?

Danči Dementia
May 20th, 2008, 06:52 PM
Poor little creature.... :sad:


http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/11/24/guinea_pig.jpg


But o so tasty..... :drool: :devil:

is that a guinea pig????.......I thought it will look like a real big pig you know those ones with an apple in their mouths.....I didnt expected the guinea pig to be so small...so I guess that the guini pig its like a normal baby pig??....they are so cute when they are small....

Whta did I ate then????

Rix643
May 20th, 2008, 07:01 PM
Guinea pig (esp:cobayo) :

http://amazedme.com/uploaded_images/guinea_pig_1-759706.jpg

Danči Dementia
May 20th, 2008, 07:32 PM
o WTH is wrong with me???....I thought it was like a pig...it say in its name....for me that looks like a huge fat hamster,,,,,,:lol:
I think arriving to Istambul really affected me :wierdo:

Rix643
May 20th, 2008, 08:24 PM
I have no idea :shrug:, I never ate them...

Paco
May 20th, 2008, 08:59 PM
Guinea pig (esp:cobayo) :

http://amazedme.com/uploaded_images/guinea_pig_1-759706.jpg

Świnka morska in polish :)

HenryMag.
May 20th, 2008, 09:07 PM
Guinea pig (esp:cobayo) :

http://amazedme.com/uploaded_images/guinea_pig_1-759706.jpg

Cute :)

In portuguese we called Little Pig (Porquinho) of India

Fearful Jesuit
May 21st, 2008, 12:25 AM
Christ! we are making Guinea Pig burgers now!!

oh dear, you sound like you've never been in Mc Donalds

by the way, we call that things "Cobayos" or "Conejitos de Indias" and we don't eat it...yet

Danči Dementia
May 21st, 2008, 02:45 AM
exactly that is how I know them Conejito de Indias......

Do you think the Golden one will like to eat one of these cute little chubby animals???

Alenyaa
May 21st, 2008, 03:50 AM
That depends on whether it just ate the last cookie or not... :unsure:

Dementinator
May 21st, 2008, 01:04 PM
exactly that is how I know them Conejito de Indias......

Do you think the Golden one will like to eat one of these cute little chubby animals???

Its meat, its alive, Lenas permo hungry..... do the math!

Alenyaa
May 22nd, 2008, 01:54 PM
Hey guys.

Bad news, my pc just broke down on me, won't go any further than the start up screen before it just resets.
Will have someone check out what can be done sometime next week, but utill then I'll have to visit cybercafés.

So, in short, I won't be bothering you too much for a while :p

Dementinator
May 22nd, 2008, 03:09 PM
Sory Alenyaa, dont quite understand, you said there was some 'bad' news, where is it?

Dementinator
May 22nd, 2008, 07:02 PM
She is old friends with Nastya and seems friendly with most of the others with one obvious and notable exception.

Rix643
May 22nd, 2008, 07:56 PM
This is a re-hash of a previous question:does Lena have any friendships with her fellow Russian players or does she always keep her distance????????

In her last blog, TOCE wrote there is no real friendship in tennis, but that she has good contacs with Safina, Chakvetadze and Dementieva.

HenryMag.
May 22nd, 2008, 09:53 PM
Both Lenas talking about Vesnina's 20th birthday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8JF9mcDYgw

Danči Dementia
May 22nd, 2008, 11:38 PM
Hey guys.

Bad news, my pc just broke down on me, won't go any further than the start up screen before it just resets.
Will have someone check out what can be done sometime next week, but utill then I'll have to visit cybercafs.

So, in short, I won't be bothering you too much for a while :p

You see even your Pc has something against you she doesnt want you to use her anymore :lol::lol:
If I were a owner of a Cybercafe....I will close it for a while.....

Danči Dementia
May 22nd, 2008, 11:39 PM
In her last blog, TOCE wrote there is no real friendship in tennis, but that she has good contacs with Safina, Chakvetadze and Dementieva.

by saying TOCE you mean TOB????..............

Rix643
May 23rd, 2008, 05:19 AM
No. HenryMag's got i right. It stands for 'The Other Cute Elena'.

Alenyaa
May 23rd, 2008, 02:57 PM
You see even your Pc has something against you she doesn´t want you to use her anymore :lol::lol:
If I were a owner of a Cybercafe....I will close it for a while.....

One of these days, girl, one of these days... :fiery:
:p

Rix643
May 23rd, 2008, 04:45 PM
Alenyaa, watch out! Poland is closer than you think.....

Danči Dementia
May 23rd, 2008, 10:29 PM
One of these days, girl, one of these days... :fiery:
:p

Come and get me :p Im here ʹve been here and I will be here.......:angel:

Danči Dementia
May 23rd, 2008, 10:35 PM
No. HenryMag's got i right. It stands for 'The Other Cute Elena'.

Th other cute Elena???? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm where can you see something cute in TOB???? her dimpples maybe???
Vesnina is very cute for me she is the hottes Russian of course after the big golden one


We are in the final:bounce::bounce::bounce:....
Im very very happy twop finals in clay season is great gives me good hope in RG :bounce::bounce:

VAMOD ELENA VAMOSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

HenryMag.
May 24th, 2008, 10:14 AM
Th other cute Elena???? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm where can you see something cute in TOB???? her dimpples maybe???
Vesnina is very cute for me she is the hottes Russian of course after the big golden one



What?

TOCE is not TOB, it's Elena Vesnina.

Dementinator
May 24th, 2008, 10:19 AM
Lena is getting ready for her final today, we will on the other hand have to set off immendiately for France, the SS wont go up the Seine so we will dock as near as we can in Cherbourg or somewhere.

Lena will join us later when we reach France.

Anchors up, half astern and steady as she goes....

Mathijs
May 24th, 2008, 10:32 PM
aye aye Capt :hatoff:

SIN DIOS NI LEY
May 25th, 2008, 11:28 PM
Good to see bruno ganso that finally you have a signature with Elena there

Dementinator
May 27th, 2008, 08:11 AM
SNDL is NOT welcome in this thread and probably NOT any thread given his behaviour, my best advice is to ignore him and he may go away, he has systematically pissed EVERYONE off in the main thread and has behaved like a silly child, so lets not encourage him to come here, proper fans only here.

Rix643
May 27th, 2008, 07:00 PM
That can’t be possible. We Lena-fans think so highly about Ana.
No, there isn't any rivalry of any kind between Ana and Lena. Ana is such a nice and lovely girl. At least she has the decency to lose all of her matches against the Golden One.

Dementinator
May 27th, 2008, 07:38 PM
Theres only one main perpitrator of the Ana Hate and like I said before, he aint welcome in here.

Seeing as I only support good looking players and mingers need not apply, I myself dont mind Ana at all, tho I am not a fan, Lena keeps me to busy for that.

HenryMag.
May 27th, 2008, 09:06 PM
Ana is such a nice and lovely girl. At least she has the decency to lose all of her matches against the Golden One.

I don't think Ana has the decency to lose all the matches against Elena.

I like to think is Lena who actually wins it, because she's simply better and smarter than Ana when they face on court.


I like Ana too, she's always very excited, no matter the tourney or the question is made to her....The only thing I don't like in her was that AO 08 SF when she celebrated Dani's errors, but I was too emotionally cheering for Dani in that match and many players do that, but I don't like it either.

That is one of the 9999999999999 awesome things I love in Lena: she doesn't celebrate a lot her opponent's UEs, she celebrates the points won by her.

miffedmax
May 28th, 2008, 12:17 PM
I have to say Ana-mania escapes me completely. I don't think she's that cute, her interviews make her seem very boring and I don't really like her game.

But I don't call her names or gloat in GM when she struggles. There are a few Ana fans that even other Ana fans can't stand, so I guess there are some in every fanbase.

HenryMag.
May 28th, 2008, 12:29 PM
What IS that number? 9 Quadrillion,etc.?...I guess that means she's SUPER lovable.:)

9 trillions maybe :confused:

But the mean is to say Lena is super adorable and cute as you said.

Danči Dementia
May 28th, 2008, 11:10 PM
That can’t be possible. We Lena-fans think so highly about Ana.
No, there isn't any rivalry of any kind between Ana and Lena. Ana is such a nice and lovely girl. At least she has the decency to lose all of her matches against the Golden One.

:haha: :haha: :haha:..........that was a good one Rick....but well I´m Ana´s fan and I´m proud of her....I´m not afraid to say it(there goes Dani D being throw to te water out of the ship by like 5 men)...of course you all know that Lena is my number one she doesn´t even needs to win for me to love her:worship:......
I think that the reason for the things that some Lena fans say about Ana is because Elena owes Ana....a top 5 player that Elena beats everytime they play........

Being a Lena, Daniela, Nicole fan is stressing I need to have one player that gives me mental stability by being number 2 in the world.....and now since Justine is gone....

As long as she keeps losing to Elena and winning some tourneys I´m going to love her even more

Dementinator
May 30th, 2008, 04:31 PM
Right Capt back on the bridge after my trip to RG to see our lovely gorgeous powerful in action.

Hope everyone has behaved...

Dementinator
May 30th, 2008, 05:01 PM
To be honest, after getting close to the 'Big D' yesterday and enjoying her awesome display of, cutness, power and grace together with a little intimidatingness also, I am really not that bothered, its a given that Paco has been walking round in a permo lovestruck haze and Alenyaas been naughty anyways.

Danči Dementia
May 31st, 2008, 03:06 AM
Right Capt back on the bridge after my trip to RG to see our lovely gorgeous powerful in action.

Hope everyone has behaved...

Did you really went to see Lena?????????????

I envy you very much.....

Why cant I live in England????

Dementinator
May 31st, 2008, 08:48 AM
I did indeed 'pop' over to Paris for a couple of days and watched our glorious ones 2nd round match courtside, and watched her practicing too.

However gorgeous Lena looks on TV and in Pictures, nothing prepares you for seeing her for real, shes truly breathtaking.

Alenyaa
May 31st, 2008, 04:45 PM
I know! I'll never forget the first time when I saw her for real. Day of my life!

Paco
May 31st, 2008, 07:02 PM
You're so lucky to see her :)
I still wait for my day :(

Dementinator
Jun 1st, 2008, 09:02 PM
Right then, attention please, we havea new Crew member Mr Ruisantos, he will be our special relations dude, so lets give him a warm welcome and hope he doesnt upset the big golden one.

HenryMag.
Jun 1st, 2008, 09:37 PM
Welcome to SS Dementieva, Rui!!

Behave here and as captain said, don't upset Lena!

I did it on the beginning when I was here and Lena ended up being a Power Ranger trying to defeat the evil: our dear captain! :lol:

Danči Dementia
Jun 1st, 2008, 10:54 PM
I know! I'll never forget the first time when I saw her for real. Day of my life!


Unfortunately I forgot the day I saw her live......it wasnt a big deal for me..........I hate myself............

Danči Dementia
Jun 1st, 2008, 10:54 PM
Welcome Rui!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I´m having fun in Paris hopefully we won´t have to go yet........I want to leave Paris in saturday......only that day I´ll be happy of leaving Paris.....only that day

Paco
Jun 2nd, 2008, 07:12 AM
Im having fun in Paris hopefully we wont have to go yet........I want to leave Paris in saturday......only that day Ill be happy of leaving Paris.....only that day

I would rather prefer to leave Paris on Sunday after partying for whole night :angel:

Paco
Jun 2nd, 2008, 07:26 AM
Welcome Ruisantos. Have fun with us :)

Rui.
Jun 2nd, 2008, 11:36 AM
Thank you all!

Lena
:hearts:

Dementinator
Jun 2nd, 2008, 12:45 PM
Right, this is the captain speaking, Big meal in the St Petersburg Restraunt tonight, guest of Honor, the Glorious Lena D!!!

Paco
Jun 2nd, 2008, 12:57 PM
Right, this is the captain speaking, Big meal in the St Petersburg Restraunt tonight, guest of Honor, the Glorious Lena D!!!

:D That would be great preparation for my tomorrow's exam ;)

Rix643
Jun 2nd, 2008, 04:43 PM
Hi Ruisantos, welcome on board.

I noticed you've become the new hotelmanager, instead of the special realtions officer?

Great, we needed that. If you can arrange me to have clean sheets every day, I go easy on your security check. ;)

Dementinator
Jun 2nd, 2008, 05:28 PM
That was because I made what is technically refered to as a major fuck up, and assigned a job already taken by Dementieva Dude, partly because I am not sure that member has posted much if at all, anyhow, alls sorted now.

Rui.
Jun 2nd, 2008, 05:46 PM
Hi Ruisantos, welcome on board.

I noticed you've become the new hotelmanager, instead of the special realtions officer?

Great, we needed that. If you can arrange me to have clean sheets every day, I go easy on your security check. ;)


Deal Done :hatoff:

Danči Dementia
Jun 2nd, 2008, 06:49 PM
what do you do in your sheets that you need to change them everyday????

those Guinea pigs........





LENA.......................:bounce:

I´m happy for her win

Rui.
Jun 2nd, 2008, 08:39 PM
what do you do in your sheets that you need to change them everyday????

those Guinea pigs........





LENA.......................:bounce:

Im happy for her win

Why are you so interested? :hehehe:

jk

Dementinator
Jun 2nd, 2008, 09:34 PM
Behave!!!

Danči Dementia
Jun 3rd, 2008, 01:33 AM
ok ok......Captain

I think that Ruisantos very first asignement (besides Rick and his dirty sheets) should be this one....go to the hotel where Safina is staying.....wrapped her in the sheets and bring her to the SS Dementieva...and just like that Lena will be in the SF....:bounce:............if you need help Rui there is plenty of men abroad...


:angel: :wavey:

Fearful Jesuit
Jun 3rd, 2008, 05:17 AM
just bring the little sister :armed:

Dementinator
Jun 3rd, 2008, 08:05 AM
Hmm Dinara doesnt have Lenas muscles and raw strength, but shes a big lass and I pity the one sent to try and bring her alone, take some help from the security department and some chloroform.

HenryMag.
Jun 3rd, 2008, 12:09 PM
ok ok......Captain

I think that Ruisantos very first asignement (besides Rick and his dirty sheets) should be this one....go to the hotel where Safina is staying.....wrapped her in the sheets and bring her to the SS Dementieva...and just like that Lena will be in the SF....:bounce:............if you need help Rui there is plenty of men abroad...


:angel: :wavey:

:lol:

I can help. :D

Should we do it tonight??

Mathijs
Jun 3rd, 2008, 12:26 PM
just bring the little sister :armed:

*Little sister, can't you find another way*, part of song little sister from Queens Of The Stone Age Saw them live yesterday...Anyway back to topic ;-)

Danči Dementia
Jun 3rd, 2008, 07:46 PM
:wavey: Mat!!!!! :wazzup:

Ok sound like we have a plan......Ill come in the hotel fisrt I force Dinara to smell the chloroform(Im a big girl I can handle her....I hope) then the Portuguese duo will come and wrapped her and then Andy will be in the car waiting for us and he will drive us to the ship(if we ran over Alenyaa is not out faul t:angel:)........then we will have a meeting to see what are we going to do with her

:wavey:

Fearful Jesuit
Jun 3rd, 2008, 10:30 PM
it's not that I didn't like your little scheme but, let's leave the Golden Goddess do the task in the cout tomorrow, huh?
Go Lena! :bounce:

did you like the gig, Mat? :rocker2:

Danči Dementia
Jun 4th, 2008, 12:08 AM
yes you are right......anyway I just couldn´t hold my breth when I knocked on Dinara´s door and Marat OMFG :hearts:opened.....way too much beaty for me to take......too much..........So we don´t have another choice Lena will kick her ass tomorrow............................pleaseeeee

Dementinator
Jun 4th, 2008, 10:56 AM
Honestly bruce how can you possibly have the hots for Dinara? The wench goves Sveta run for her money in the ugly department. :lol:

Well heres hoping Lena herself can take care of matters, never let it be said we dont play fair, but should Lena lose and I happen to see Dinaras cruiser in front of us, well, let the squishing commence!

DragonFlame
Jun 4th, 2008, 01:19 PM
let's pray guys. She just got jinxed in GM:o From 2-0 up in the second set to 2-2 now...

DragonFlame
Jun 4th, 2008, 02:23 PM
i have a feeling we're gonna have to endure a horrible loss:sad: I'm broken right now. Not gonna come on for a while. It's officially over for me if lena loses here.

Dementinator
Jun 4th, 2008, 02:30 PM
I am afraid that ugly lump of shit IS going to win and will face the other equally ugly lump of shit tomorrow in a match made for Radio.

Start our Engines, we are out of here, Lena can find her own way back.

Paco
Jun 4th, 2008, 03:04 PM
Paco sitting in his bar and opening the first bottle :drink:
After a while when it's empty he stand up and say: "fuck that does not help" an so is taking another one. Who is going to join him?


:p :lol:

Dementinator
Jun 4th, 2008, 03:11 PM
Close all restraunts, if Lena wants to eat, she aint doing it here, its straight to bed for her...

I will arrive in London later tonight where we will rest up, Lenas scheduled to play in Holland so she can use the helicopter to get there.

Paco
Jun 4th, 2008, 03:12 PM
I am afraid that ugly lump of shit IS going to win and will face the other equally ugly lump of shit tomorrow in a match made for Radio.

Start our Engines, we are out of here, Lena can find her own way back.

And where are we going next? I guess it's Holland

Dementinator
Jun 4th, 2008, 03:17 PM
Nope, its London.

We cant get close to Rosmalen / Hergenbergenwergenborchwergenhergen or what ever its called, so we will dock in the thames and rest up there.

HowardH
Jun 4th, 2008, 03:46 PM
I was still hoping she would find her way in the tie-break or in the beginning of the third set. Maybe she thought she had already lost after losing the 5-2 lead, but it wasn't over... I mean, I thought it wasn't over... I thought she would get through this. I wanted her to have an attitude like "okay, you came back, but whatever it takes, I'm still going to win" but it wasn't there for her today. :sad: I think the defining look was when Elena kept looking at her mom as if to ask "can you help me?", and the way her mom was looking at her was like "Elena, you are on the court. I'm sorry, but only you can do this."

Rix643
Jun 4th, 2008, 05:05 PM
Amen to that.

Dementinator
Jun 4th, 2008, 05:16 PM
Well I am still here aint I, up on the bridge, steering us toward another event, do you honestly think I could ever leave that girl behind, I said it before Lena goes beyond Tennis, and as the laundry will attest after seeing the state of Rick sheets, it does for him too, but I digress, shes special, shes beautiful, shes infuriating and sometimes if it were not for the fact shes got muscles of steel, one would like to kick her fine ass, but thats it, cant stay mad at her for long.

Lena may have lost twice to Safina now, but, Safina is still dog ugly and Lena isnt. :lol:

YOu have to realise its lonely up here sometimes, and despair can set in, but it never lasts long and we continue onward.

Yes Lena D, you ARE still the golden goddess and I truly do not want you to be overly upset about this at all.

Danči Dementia
Jun 4th, 2008, 05:58 PM
I am afraid that ugly lump of shit IS going to win and will face the other equally ugly lump of shit tomorrow in a match made for Radio.

Start our Engines, we are out of here, Lena can find her own way back.

:lol::lol::lol:.....thanks for making me laugh a bit........

I have ran out of Vodka.....but I still have some Tequila, Rum and scotch...even if I hate scotch is still alcohol so I will finishi it.....my pub will be closed....for a while still any of you go there so....:lol:

If you find me and Mercedes deep into the pool dont take us out we are just drunk....

my heart is broken too:sad:

Munich
Jun 4th, 2008, 07:31 PM
I'm crushed! Totally! :sad:

HenryMag.
Jun 4th, 2008, 08:55 PM
Close all restraunts, if Lena wants to eat, she aint doing it here, its straight to bed for her...

I will arrive in London later tonight where we will rest up, Lenas scheduled to play in Holland so she can use the helicopter to get there.

It's my time to get in action! :bounce:

Dementinator
Jun 4th, 2008, 08:58 PM
Indeed it is, as for closing the restraunts, well that didnt work, Lena just bust the padlock with her bare hands and went in anyways, guess I shoulda known better.

It really is impossible to be mad with her for more than 20 mins it really is, one look at that face and its off we go again, shes like a bloody great huge puppy thats just shat on your best carpet, you want to be angry with it, butits impossible...too cute...