So How Awesome is Zuzana Ondraskova?

Basically, Zuzana Ondraskova is awesome beyond awesome.

And I'm sure you all agree!

Feel free to share any of your favorite Zuzana moments :)

Zuzana is a goddess :hearts:

Oh yes! I have a Zuzana moment! I was watching TV, and then her match came on and I changed the channel! Wow what an incredible moment!!!!111 OMGZZZZ :hearts:




In all seriousness though, she's pretty cool.

It was so cool when she almost won a game against Serena Williams!

Oh yes! I have a Zuzana moment! I was watching TV, and then her match came on and I changed the channel! Wow what an incredible moment!!!!111 OMGZZZZ :hearts:

In all seriousness though, she's pretty cool.

You got to see her on TV?! Jealous!!!

THAT WAS ZUZANA...aww she was quite sweet!

lol...

i played her once on TE ;)

Why are you posting this thread in GM? No offense but wtf is this thread for?

:lol: I saw her playing at the AO this year - she was losing though. I also saw her playing against Golovin last year - she was also losing. I'm not sure if she just sucks, or I'm a bad omen. ;) But she's kinda cute anyway. ;)

I have a question for everybody: So how much of a moron is OohZuzanna?????

:lol: I saw her playing at the AO this year - she was losing though. I also saw her playing against Golovin last year - she was also losing. I'm not sure if she just sucks, or I'm a bad omen. ;) But she's kinda cute anyway. ;)

Jealous! Did you get any pictures of her either time?

THAT WAS ZUZANA...aww she was quite sweet!

lol...

i played her once on TE ;)

She's got a lot of game, doesn't she ;)

Why are you posting this thread in GM? No offense but wtf is this thread for?

This thread is exactly what it's becoming. It's to let people who would never look at her other her threads have a chance to talk about how awesome she is out in broad daylight :)

Why are you posting this thread in GM? No offense but wtf is this thread for?

If the mods don't see a need for it to be deleted or moved then why are you complaining? No one forced you to come in here.

Jealous! Did you get any pictures of her either time?

Yes, I think so.

I have a question for everybody: So how much of a moron is OohZuzanna?????

:lol:

I thought she sucked.

I thought she sucked.

Ah so you "thought" she sucked in the past, but now you've seen the light? :)

And to the people who can't spell--I am a moron, but whatever. :kiss:

Hmm Zuzana? Ondraskova? Serena?

Stuttgart 2007 Round 1:
Serena Williams (USA) def. Zuzana Ondraskova (CZE) 6-0 6-0

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

She looks a bit like an ostrich.

:scratch:

Oh yes! I have a Zuzana moment! I was watching TV, and then her match came on and I changed the channel! Wow what an incredible moment!!!!111 OMGZZZZ :hearts:


:lol: So mean but so funny.

inkymisafan is such a curse :o

i saw her lose against sugiyama 3 + 0 in zurich qualies last year. she was terrifyingly bad that day.

I have no idea who she is but i'll go with the flow:Zuzana Ondraskova is awesome:lol:

I have no idea who she is but i'll go with the flow:Zuzana Ondraskova is awesome:lol:

You get it :D

Tatiana :yeah:

But too bad she had to beat Zuzana R2 Australian Open 2007. Woulda been a big win for the Zuz.

omg!now i remember her:lol:well, that was a real tough match:haha: GO ONDRASKOVA:worship:

You could at least attach a photo of herself here, i don't know what she looks like.

If the board can have a Camille Pin Ace Watch thread, they can have this one too :) Go Zuzana!! LOL

Lol at the randomness of some people ! Who the hell cares about this woman !! She blows!

http://photo910.tripod.com/gkopihtm/gkopi/o773g4.jpg
Wimbledon qualies June 20 2006

http://enmoden.tripod.com/hkopihtm/hkopi/o773h1.jpg
WTA Birmingham 9 June 2003

she's too thin, i think.
she had a good 2005.

2007 Berlin Open
Z. ONDRASKOVA defeated D. HANTUCHOVA 6-3,6-1

Zuzana was ranked 117. Dani, 13.
take that bitches !

http://photo910.tripod.com/gkopihtm/gkopi/o773g4.jpg
Wimbledon qualies June 20 2006

http://enmoden.tripod.com/hkopihtm/hkopi/o773h1.jpg
WTA Birmingham 9 June 2003

Awesome, I had never seen these pictures before! And I thought I'd seen just about every Zuzana photo in existence.

Have any more?

And yes, Zuzi fans and Pin Heads have long been comrades in arms. :)

2007 Berlin Open
Z. ONDRASKOVA defeated D. HANTUCHOVA 6-3,6-1

Zuzana was ranked 117. Dani, 13.
take that bitches !

:D

She also has wins over Marion Bartoli, Tamira Paszek, Dinara Safina, the aforementioned Camille Pin, Alona Bondarenko, World #1 Cara Black, Li Na, Venus-slayer Tszvetana Pironkova, Vera Dushevina, Akiko Morigami, Meghann Shaughnessy, this week's Vina del Mar finalist Klara Zakopalova, and is 2-0 against Anabel Medina Garrigues.

For those that have never seen her hit:
-_dOTgRFBvU

I may be mistaken, but wouldn't this thread be similar to those MTF devotes to Living Legends like King Oscar and Tomas Ugo Behrend?

If so, I'm in. Liga Dekmeijere would probably be a worthier subject, but Zuzana will do.

Oooooohhh Zuzana
Pensar que estivemos tão pertoooooo...

Now just wait while I go bump the Camille thread.

We should all add to our sig Zuzana Ondraskova is awesome...or something like that:lol:

:shrug:

She really impressed me in Stuttgart she was very solid but had the ability to hit winners son't why she struggles so much but she really needs to gain some weight.

Err...I don't want to put a damper on things but Zuzi is 27. Her current ranking is 164, the lowest it has been for more than 5 years. She doesn't appear to be improving and is of an age where one wouldn't expect for her to be improving either although no doubt if she works very hard she could conceivable get back to a top 100 level for a few more years a la Obziler, Kremer, Gagliardi, Ruano Pascal and few Americans.

Probably not the best time to start this thread either, as she is currently on an 8 loses in 9 matches streak. Also, in her 27 years only 3 times has she gotten past the 2nd round of a main tour WTA event.

She is quite pretty although personally she doesn't make my heart skip.

Having said all that, she has been a solid top 100 player for a few years and has had some good wins against numerous quality opponents as OohZuzana has displayed. it is good she has supportive fans for sure and this thread is okay with me. :yeah:

Good luck to her and I hope she finds some better form soon. :)

Zuzana was awesome enough to almost get a game against Serena, but unfortunately miserably failed. :) :(

She has a nice toosh.

Zuzana is actually one of the handful of players I have taken a portrait of:

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8592/ondraskova0rs.jpg

Estoril Open 2006 just before her match vs Maria Elena Camerin.

Nice pic Corswandt. :yeah:

Zuzana is :hearts: But she cant buy a win at the moment :sad:

She is sooo awesome! I saw her in Warsaw when she beat Edyta Cieplucha 6:1 6:1 :eek:

Oooooohhh Zuzana
Pensar que estivemos tão pertoooooo...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Rimo-nos cedo demais. Era "Joana". Porque carga de água é que eu pensei que era "Susana".

Foda-se, era uma piada tão boa. Ficávamos já com o hino e tudo.

Rimo-nos cedo demais. Era "Joana". Porque carga de água é que eu pensei que era "Susana".

Foda-se, era uma piada tão boa. Ficávamos já com o hino e tudo.

"Oh! Suzana
Não chores por mim
Pois eu volto pro Alabama
Pra tocar meu banjo assim..."

not sure if you have this music in Portugal :scratch:

my first girlfriend is called Suzana, so my friends always sing this music, we were early teen. Later I dated a girl named Monica, and there is a famous music in Brazil, Eduard&Monica from Legião urbana

Zuzana is actually one of the handful of players I have taken a portrait of:

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8592/ondraskova0rs.jpg

Estoril Open 2006 just before her match vs Maria Elena Camerin.

Awesome pic, Corswandt! Thanks!

We should all add to our sig Zuzana Ondraskova is awesome...or something like that:lol:

The little signature thing I and one other person have is that we're members of Zuzi's Floozies :D But really, any signature shout out would be awesome.

I have never seen a WTAw poster with Zuzana in their sig... what are the odds of that, here on SiGnAtUrE wOrLd?

The little signature thing I and one other person have is that we're members of Zuzi's Floozies :D But really, any signature shout out would be awesome.

I have never seen a WTAw poster with Zuzana in their sig... what are the odds of that, here on SiGnAtUrE wOrLd?

Signature world :lol:

My signature is always underrated at the "rate my signature thread" :ras: same to my avatar :sad:
:rolleyes:

Brecht :worship: Novotna :worship:

For those of you ready to take your Zuzana fandom to the next level, I recommmend making http://zuzanafan.blogspot.com your homepage :)

For those of you ready to take your Zuzana fandom to the next level, I recommmend making http://zuzanafan.blogspot.com your homepage :)
done:lol:zuzana:worship:
now i just need to work on my signature!

Signature world :lol:

My signature is always underrated at the "rate my signature thread" :ras: same to my avatar :sad:
:rolleyes:

Brecht :worship: Novotna :worship:

I think that, apart from you and me, there's nobody else with Novotna avs in here.

Tzipi doesn't get a lot of love either :(

zuzana is, like, the shit!

:worship:Zuzana Ondraskova:worship:

The REAL question should be..how could you NOT love her?!?!

zuzana is, like, the shit!

:worship:Zuzana Ondraskova:worship:

The REAL question should be..how could you NOT love her?!?!

Exactly. :)

Zuzana is awesome! A very pretty girl. I hope she picks up her play for her fans. :)

OohZuzana...I love your screen name. :yeah:

She is scrum-diddly-umptiously AWESOME!!!

Those of you ready to embark on a great journey of Zuzana fandom have an awesome opportunity to start your pilgrimage by following her match vs. Akgul on live score, about to start!

she lost :tears:

Ello again! :kiss:

Zuzana plays Ekaterina Ivanova in the first round of the $50k Latina, Italy challenger this week! Get excited! :bounce:

Goooooooooooo Zuzana!

Gooo ZUzAnAAA!!!!!11

Go Zuzana:dance:Win the title:tennis:

Go Zuzana:dance:Win the title:tennis:

Papercut she never made your sig! :sad::lol:

Papercut she never made your sig! :sad::lol:
It's better for her.I'm not putting players I like in my sig anymore, cuz I jinx them.Look at Tati:sad:

Zuzana upset by Ivanova in Italy :(

Zuzana is a cutie. :kiss:

But she's been sucking so bad since the double bagel from Serena. :help:

Serena :boxing:

Zuzana :rocker2:

Zuzana:sad:

I especially appreciated Zuzka last year in Berlin, she literally blown off whatever expectations I had for that tournament.

Awesome thread btw. :yeah:
I am tired of seeing only Williams, Sharapova, Ivanovic and other scrubs in the threadtitles.

Zuzana's next stop on her whirlwind world tour will be in Civitavecchia, Italy. I hope she's eating lots of pasta while she's in Italy :D

Allez Zuzu !

Zuzi...the definition of awesome

The little signature thing I and one other person have is that we're members of Zuzi's Floozies :D But really, any signature shout out would be awesome.

I have never seen a WTAw poster with Zuzana in their sig... what are the odds of that, here on SiGnAtUrE wOrLd?

Allez thats me!!! Shout out to the fellow Floozies!!

Ok, Zuzi is in my sig now:DHope I don't jinx her:unsure:

I'm really starting to like Zuzana. Too bad she's on a six match loosing streak.

BTw, thanks for all of the pics and vids. :)

Zuzi's Floozies :haha:

Oh dear :tape:

Ok, Zuzi is in my sig now:DHope I don't jinx her:unsure:
Where is Marion? :(

Where is Marion? :(
Eating cake somewhere:shrug:

Zuzana takes the court as soon as Craciun-Hercog is done.

Livescore available at http://www.itfcivitavecchia.com

Gooooo Zuzana!

:yeah: Go Zuzi!

Zuzi :bowdown:

My god, Hercog-Craciun is taking FOREVER. Still in the second set after almost two hours.

ZUZANA WINS!!!

7-5, 6-0!!!

:banana:

:woohoo:

HUGE win for Zuzana today!

She was up 4-2 in both of the first two sets, but was forced to come back from down 4-6, 4-5, and she did! In some style! She won 9 of the last 10 games, to win 4-6, 7-5, 6-1!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8900/zuzanapumpedinberlinfn9.png

Go Zuz!

Best of luck in the Quarterfinals!:drool:

No offence to Ondraskova, but she is one of the worst players to get into the Top 100 in recent times. She's not necessarily a bad player, she just has absolutely nothing in her game though and physically is quite weak for a tennis player.

I suppose if you wanted a career inside the 75-150 mark in the rankings, with the occasional good win every now and then, Ondraskova is the perfect example.

No offence to Ondraskova, but she is one of the worst players to get into the Top 100 in recent times. She's not necessarily a bad player, she just has absolutely nothing in her game though and physically is quite weak for a tennis player.

I suppose if you wanted a career inside the 75-150 mark in the rankings, with the occasional good win every now and then, Ondraskova is the perfect example.

I'm not saying she's the best tennis player around today.

I think she's #2 behind Akgul :hearts:. ;)

Here are the long awaited pictures of Zuzana in Civitavecchia! She's a quarterfinalist, baby! :woohoo:

I know I would be scared to play her, can't imagine how Mildewy Mathilde is quivering :D.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8407/zuzanacivitavecchia1pu5.jpg

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6564/zuzanacivitavecchia2ex7.jpg

Follow Zuzana on livescore!

http://www.e-tennis.net/itfcivita/index.htm

Wow, that was fast.Congrats, Zuzana, you won 3 games:dance::banana:

Mathilde Johansson [2] d. Zuzana Ondraskova [5] 62 61

Great tournament though, Zuzana! :bigclap::bigclap:

Zuzi :hug:

Zuzana Ondraskova Hits Blazing Winner vs. Hingis :wavey:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fQ5_q3CXPGQ&feature=related

Zuzana Ondraskova Hits Blazing Winner vs. Hingis :wavey:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fQ5_q3CXPGQ&feature=related



:hearts:

I saw her for the first time in Antwerp playing QF match against Anna C. :lol:

Zuzana doin' big things in France this week, guaranteed to already move up at least 5 or so ranking spots :woohoo:

[6]Katie O'Brien def. Zuzana Ondraskova 6-2 7-5

Poor Zuzana!

With this result you lost some of your incrediblr awesomeness Zuzana! :fiery:

Btw, Zuzana fans, our girl moves up 30 spots in the rankings this Monday! :banana:

Btw, Zuzana fans, our girl moves up 30 spots in the rankings this Monday! :banana:

30 spots to what?:banana:

30 spots to what?:banana:

An increase of thirty degrees of awesomeness.

30 spots to what?:banana:

156ish!

Even more impressive than Serena, Zuzana won a title today!!!

She won her SEVENTEENTH career title today in Brno!

http://www.judatenis.com/wp-content/gallery/2008/wta/07/IMG_4064.JPG

What an extraordinary champion! :worship::worship::worship:

Zuzana news of the day:inlove:

OMG :hearts:
Definitely more impressive than Serena :worship::worship:

:bolt: :)

Zuzana :inlove: You are so awesome!

I hadn't seen this thread in a while..

:woohoo:


amazing pic!!!

shes taken serenas glory :(

ooooooo Zuzana :worship:

Dang, despite her title, Zuzana isn't in mathematical contention to make the YEC. :(.

Just not fair.

:lol: Funny that...








seeing as ITF challenger points don't count towards YEC rankings. ;) :p

Isn't Zuzana's new WTA profile picture the most beautiful thing you've ever seen???

http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/3/global/photos/150x200/150017.jpg

:inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

its :hearts:


shame about her tennis though

:spit: her forehand is loopy! nup!

In my opinion she may be nice but not pretty at all!

Dang, despite her title, Zuzana isn't in mathematical contention to make the YEC. :(.

Just not fair.

:haha:

^

:lol:

Get ready for das Awesomeness! Zuzana is in Germany this week at the $50 million dollar Biberach challenger!

50 Million Dollars! :worship:

50 Million Dollars! :worship:

:spit: i laughed when she/he said that :lol:

Zuzana won her EIGHTEENTH title today in Italy!

Raise your hand if your favorite won a title this week! No? They didn't? No worries, not everyone can be the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD like Zuzana :hearts:

Why didn't she play Miami? :sobbing:

Why didn't she play Miami? :sobbing:
she obviously isn't that awesome anymore :confused:

ohhhZuzana... go to hell... bring Zuzana and your 50M dollars jajajjaa:devil:

In Mickey Mouse Land

Zuzana >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Makiri & Flavia

oooooozuzana

how do you beomce one of zuzzies floosies?

she obviously isn't that awesome anymore :confused:

*DEAD* :haha: :haha:

oooooozuzana

how do you beomce one of zuzzies floosies?

You just have to ask! If you want to be one, just tell me and Zuzana and I will come up for a title for you to put in your signature!

Why didn't she play Miami? :sobbing:

Zuzana had a dream once that she won Miami. The dream was better than the real thing, so she doesn't play that tournament anymore because she knows that actually winning it would be disappointing.

Also, she has to let those scrubs in the top fifty get SOME titles. Zuzana is a giver :)

Zuzana won her EIGHTEENTH title today in Italy!

Raise your hand if your favorite won a title this week! No? They didn't? No worries, not everyone can be the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD like Zuzana :hearts:

Well done Zuzana. Keep it up! :)

Although I get to raise my hand. :D :bounce:

Zuzana just missed out a nineteeth career title

Lost in final of CAGNES-SUR-MER 100K in France :sad:

Zuzana just missed out a nineteeth career title

Lost in final of CAGNES-SUR-MER 100K in France :sad:

And she got NO points for reaching the final :speakles:

See: http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=378045

And she got NO points for reaching the final :speakles:

See: http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=378045

What :speakles: how can the WTA do this :mad::explode:

Seriously that's not fair 0 points :(

Very awesome. :bowdown:

This thread lives again?:spit::lol:

This thread lives again?:spit::lol:

If you can't bump a thread like this when the player in question blows away an opponent who was 15-2 on clay prior this match, and by a score of 6-0 6-1 no less, when can you bump it? :lol:

Ooh Zuzana will be very happy with this win I think.

I´m very curious how she will play in R2:umbrella:
But her today result was shocking, that´s true:bowdown:

Main Draw bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch out, Kutuzova! You´s about to get ZUZed!!!

More awesome as she is her draw...what a luck in whole tournament:lol:

But good luck, i want to see her finally in TV...I didn´t see her few years:awww:

:tape: ohKUTUZOVA

:spit: ZUZed :armed:

Zuzana is in the main draw of Budapest, her first main draw of the year! Sorana Cirstea next! Crush her, Zuzanka!!!

Sorana just had an ugly loss in an ITF, so chances for Zuzana. Oooh.

Zuzana is a set and a break up against Cirstea. :cheer:

Ondraskova def. Cirstea 6-4 6-2 :)

:bounce: