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TeeRexx
Jul 27th, 2002, 03:25 PM
Greetings to all who missed me, i.e. Moon and others and those who did not, i.e. C2, and others. :)

So how did I spend my "vacation" you may ask?
Quite positively.
I learned a lot from the WTA and used it in my personal life as well.

How I spent my "Vacation" by TeeRexx

After getting my lawyer, Melvin Crookberger, to break down my felony shoplifting arrest to a misdemeanor and given 100 hours of community service time that was to be spent inspecting all of the waitresses at Hooters to ensure that all of their t-shirts were 2 sizes too small, and doing a a few days at a Malibu rehab to limit my marajuana use,I felt rejuvenated once again.
Oh yeah, I dropped the roids as well.

Now on to some fun. First things first, I took the WTA lead and acquired a Brazilian beauty of a girlfriend, Iza, whom I also made my body guard for double benefits without having to pay the big salary. clever, eh? She also like to play golf with me as well.

Seeing what else occurred on the WTA trail, I then went on a crash diet and lost 25 lbs and had a minor face lift performed, by Dr. Slipknife, and now my already pretty face looked about 5-6 years younger. I no longer look Jurasic. :)
I looked so good that I was able to do a little modeling and did an ad for mens sports briefs. The campaign was, of course, ....
"Only ONE ball shall bounce". :)

My vacation accomplishments finally became complete when I, at long last, defeated my older sibling in tennis. I was not able to refine the much needed top spin backhand down the line to get the victory, but while performing my meditation in rehab, I learned to bring my methods of cheating to a new level that gave me my much desired victory-over-the-sibling win.

Oh yeah, for my final touch I was able to dye my 'fro' gold just in time for the Goldmember premier. Man that baby is about 12" deep.
Yeah, baby, yeah!

Go VENUS GO! Win at Stanford!!

A few of my "overheards" my be seen at:
http://www.network54.com/Hide/Forum/82188

Hello all. :wavey:

Jay
Jul 27th, 2002, 03:28 PM
welcome back (i think) but what did you get banned for ?

If you can't say in public you could always PM me.

I'm just being nosey so no worries if you don't want to say.

Josh
Jul 27th, 2002, 03:29 PM
lol

Welcome back :wavey:

jay_k
Jul 27th, 2002, 03:37 PM
I'll miss missing you ;)

"Topaz"
Jul 27th, 2002, 03:47 PM
Hi Tee! PM me as well. :wavey:

venusfan
Jul 27th, 2002, 04:05 PM
He was banned?

TeeRexx
Jul 27th, 2002, 04:16 PM
Sequence leading to a "vacation":

1. I was warned by admin. Josh not to excessively call Capriati "Miss Manners". I may now only use it when her actions warrant the name.
(which is most of the time) :)

2. Admin Julie locked one of my threads because I was bitching about the pop-up-ads.

3. Admin. Julie, whom I believe is a staunch Miss Ma.., er, I mean, Capriati fan, emailed me that she received some complaints from apparent non-Williams fans and gave me about a 10 day "vacation".

4. I came on line as an alias and had my "vacation" extended an additional week.

That's it.

I guess that I may also have to stop using so many multi-syllabic, upper English words in my threads and post as well, so as not to confuse non-Williams fans. :)

Also, check out my Overheard at Bank of the West post at:
http://www.network54.com/Hide/Forum/82188


Ok, back to tennis.

Go VENUS, Go!! win at Stanford!!

-Sonic-
Jul 27th, 2002, 04:17 PM
Sounds like fun!

Sean
Jul 27th, 2002, 04:27 PM
Welcome back...:wavey:

QueenO
Jul 27th, 2002, 05:11 PM
Welcome back...

Jovon
Jul 27th, 2002, 05:11 PM
Hey Tee, welcome back!!!!!!!:wavey: :bounce:

TeeRexx
Jul 27th, 2002, 05:38 PM
Thanks for welcoming me back Jay, T-Power, Sean, Jovon & QueenO.
I know you were all quite bored in my absence. :)

Deira
Jul 27th, 2002, 05:53 PM
Welcome back Mr. Tee Rexx :)

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 27th, 2002, 05:57 PM
Hey Tee. We missed ya man. Great to have ya back. The board will be fun again. Rock on.

harloo
Jul 27th, 2002, 06:11 PM
Welcome back Tee!! I find it odd that calling Cap Miss Manners warrants being banned. I see alot of stuff posted about other players around here that's far worse. Also I don't get some Cap fans. If you like you Cappy "Snappy" then why would you get upset when someone calls her Miss Manners. Whatever.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

TeeRexx
Jul 27th, 2002, 06:54 PM
Thanks Deira, Bonkers, Harloo, Hedgehog and Venusfan.

Harloo, maybe some admins believe that their faves are very polite and courteous even though most of the world may see otherwise.

Oh well, maybe the Sanex site will reopen a messageboard in the near future. :)

selesfan
Jul 27th, 2002, 07:37 PM
Welcome back Tee! The board was boring without your funny picture threads.:)

c2
Jul 27th, 2002, 08:36 PM
I don't have any problem with you, Tee, as long as you keep it funny, like your post above, and stop the personal attacks on players and posters. Harloo, it was much more than calling Jenn "Miss Manners," as both Tee and the moderators know.

Poe
Jul 27th, 2002, 08:43 PM
Welcome back Tee!! I find it odd that calling Cap Miss Manners warrants being banned

it doesn't..... constantly goading people does

and FYI Tee, capriati is not julie's favourite, nor any other admin's to my knowledge

you all are going to have to get new material...

TeeRexx
Jul 27th, 2002, 08:51 PM
"Downright offensive" post.
No examples ever given.
Some people admired the totalitarian governments of WW II, I guess.

Anyway, I guess we will put all of that behind us now and get on with the business of tennis and admiration of the play of VENUS & SERENA in particular. :)

CC
Jul 27th, 2002, 09:10 PM
Hello Mr. Rexx.

anton
Jul 27th, 2002, 09:17 PM
tee rex? what's up!?

And does the "crack down" on Venus fans have anything to do with their growing dominaton?

When Venus and Serena were losing and people were calling them "b!+che$ and H@e$" I dont think too many of those hateres were banned.

Crazy Canuck
Jul 27th, 2002, 09:20 PM
"I guess that I may also have to stop using so many multi-syllabic, upper English words in my threads and post as well, so as not to confuse non-Williams fans. "

Gee I can't imagine why this guy got banned :rolleyes:

Get back to me Tee when your countries literacy level surpasses Canada's :o

Poe
Jul 27th, 2002, 09:22 PM
Tee we're well aware of your tired comparison of this board to some kind of nazi rule. My question is why are you still posting here then?

And have you read the member agreement? Don't post our private communications in a public forum.

And as for anton's comment about people calling player's bitches and hoes not getting banned. That's a pretty uneducated and utterly false comment.

Not gonna get into an argument about policy on this board. If you can't respect other members we don't want you here so whether or not you agree with our rules is irrelevant to us.

Crazy Canuck
Jul 27th, 2002, 09:22 PM
I mean. welcome back :o