After Serena accidently dropped her racquet, a ballboy picked it up for her. Unfortunately, he got the handle stuck under her skirt, and was having trouble extracting it.
Serena: "Don't! Stop! ...don't stop..."
Jul 27th, 2002, 03:49 PM
"While waiting for her opponent to return from a bathroom break, Serena decided to keep loose by doing some pelvic thrusts. The crowd didn't seem to mind."
Jul 28th, 2002, 07:41 AM
Sal U. Lite
Jul 28th, 2002, 08:32 AM
Serena is just practicing my personal favorite position, the "Donkey Ride".
Ride 'em Cowgirl !!!! ;)
Jul 28th, 2002, 09:55 AM
"Come on babies, make me fly" :D
Jul 30th, 2002, 02:55 AM
Serena trying out for her local Hooters chain?? "I do look cute in orange shorts"..
Jul 30th, 2002, 03:05 AM
"I want the biggest boobies in the world":eek::o
Jul 30th, 2002, 03:07 AM
OMG@Martina!:o Of course she is glaring at me.;)
Jul 30th, 2002, 03:44 AM
In an attempt for Serena Williams to distract her opponents during her service game, Puma created the new and improved Front Ball Pocket on the shorts that are worn under her tennis dress. After playing her first match with the new "pocket" and being down 0-6, 0-4, retiring in the second set, Serena gave this statement at the press conference:
"Well, I thought it was a strange tactic to begin with, but hey, they're my sponsors, and I figured I'd give it a try. Honestly, the only one getting distracted was me. Everytime I moved, I had an orgasm. At this point (motioning to picture), I was like, forget this, I can't take it anymore. So, I won't be wearing these again, you can count on it. I mean, right now, I'm not thinking about the loss. I just feel so violated; so dirty, so impure." The interview was then cancelled, with Serena leaving in tearful embarrassment. Oh, and, Puma blamed the idea on some "dirty old man" who has since been terminated by the company. His reply to the accusation: Dirty Old Man- "I thought it was a good idea. The tour needs some spicing up. And, hey, I got my kicks from it. Didn't you?"