The ALL-NEW JJ thread of definitions, phrases & general all-round nuttiness!

GO FOR IT ROS...! :angel:

So we have to start all over again with the Jelena dictionary.

OH MY GOD


Has Dexter had any luck in retreaving all your sites Rich.

Really should try to get them back...so much funny stuff in there.

I think - in the midst of Richard's feverish state - he confined them (like pretty much everything else in his... ummm... system) to the technological equivalent of the toilet!

I have looked back & forth on my Control Panel to see how & what I did, but I cannot recall pressing DELETE!!! No reason to!

Ah well, begin again...it'll be fun all over again, maybe some NEW definitions!!! :lol:

J'accuse! Rich, you seriously are the most senile member of our mad house! :lol:

And the fact that you've given up on our Kuzy girl when she lost! I hope you didn't get rid of those slippers!

Here's what uncle Dex said

Hi
A lot of the threads started by Ian Aberdon (Richard) have suddenly been deleted?

If I'm butting in and he's been modded - then ok - but did anyone ask you to delete them?I don't know about that. :shrug: I don't delete threads/posts unless there's a good reason for it. I'm too busy lately with my exams in fact to check everything what's posted.
but if you as our Mod didn't delete them... who else can? The original poster didn't - but he did log out of forum... that shouldn't make a difference should it??So I went over to JJ's poll to check and here's what I saw:
http://i26.tinypic.com/2s1rbpk.jpg
It looks like he did it himself. :shrug: If he's logged out of the forum he can not perfrom any action.

Is it possible to restore these threads from an earlier date.

I think Dex would have told me if that were the case...

I think the pure gold in there is now lost... so we'll have to recreate from memory...

OK - well I suppose let's start with a classic:
Don't Just Sit There, To Sit There - JJ demonstrates how in 2007 she has brought about a more mature attitude to court and more toleration of the lines judges... or perhaps not!!!

"If you don't understand how can you say it was coaching?" - Serena's told me about you. My new years resolution was to try and be more tolerant of officials but I guess that's out the window. Lucky I'm in a good mood, if I wasn't you'd be glad you can't speak Serbian...

I still don't know how I did it! :shrug:

SNEKI:Foremost tennis coach in Serbia, often heard coaching JJ with the words "C'MON", although as they are in Serbian, no umpire understands...

"I can only give her compliments. If I start giving her compliments, I can keep going all day, so I have to stop (laughter).": I really don't know what else to say about Serena, and I don't know how that 'twice my size' bit came off, so I'll cover it up and end it at this. :)

SNEKI - Also synonymous with water... lots of it

Being "Jankoviced": Ask Jamie, he knows! :hehehe:

OH MY GOD: Uttered by our Serbian Princess when asked a tough question, particularly in relation to relationSHIPS, eg:
i. Q: Jelena, it looked as if you almost flirted your way to the title"
JJ: OH MY GOD.....

Doing a Jankovic - (i) Yep guys - time to remember that OH SO BIZARRE changing of the undies episode... that still astounds me to this very day - I mean... WTF?

(ii) With respect to young Moppy - of course it's something entirely different (see above!)

Go Go... - Jamie-kins... there's an impossible shot over that nasty far end of the court, be a lamb would you and pop over there for a killer return... you know ... many kisses if you do...

OH, WHOA: This seems to be a new phrase.
i. Could mean in relation to a tough match ahead
OR
ii. Could also mean "HOLD ON BUCKO" - eg.
Q: When are you & Jamie getting married?
JJ: OH, WHOA......

From YEC - I have no coach
Actually I have had an on-off coach-come-fruit seller that was in my players' box at Wimbledon cutting some ungainly shapes and basically who every man and his dog knew was my goddamn coach... oh... I don't have him now though...

SANCHEZ (following on from above):

Mythical figure? Thought to have been:

a. her coach
b. her fruit seller, with a penchant for flying bananas
c. in her head
d. God Himself, eg. Voice: BACKHAND NOW, JJ!!!; JJ: God, is that you???

From SPotY:
Jamie is a dangerous... opponent
a) My boy got moves... don't mess with him on the dance floor
b) He knows what (who) he wants... again... don't mess! (That means YOU Gail Emms)... Badminton... what now? Call that a racquet!!!

SANCHEZ (following on from above):

Mythical figure? Thought to have been:

d. God Himself, eg. Voice: BANKHAND NOW, JJ!!!; JJ: God, is that you???

:lol: I love this one!

BUTT:

Photogenic posterior. EVERYONE wants a piece of JJ's butt! :lol:

BUTT:

Photogenic posterior. EVERYONE wants a piece of JJ's butt! :lol:

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Noooo! Don't write that. In answer to: "Jamie dumped me, actually I dumped him".

Talking of which...

"Jamie dumped me, actually I dumped him" - Play hard to get girls, you can't let 'em get to keen...

Being Jankoviced II: Ask Serena, she knows!!! :devil:

HELICOPTER: Dangerous flying machine, not to be standing under when being piloted by a total but lovable fruitcake.

Being Jankoviced II: Ask Serena, she knows!!! :devil:

HELICOPTER: Dangerous flying machine, not to be standing under when being piloted by a total but lovable fruitcake.

who doesn't know how to stop machines

From the US Open after being asked what was on her arm..

he bite it..swiftly followed by giggles how to deny that you are in a relationship

I like it, more, more.

many, many kisses all over: JJ's way of providing the Mopster with extra motivation for him to play good, y'know... to serve unbelievable

XnSmSVo2EMM

Ah memories *sigh*

Becky: Was that the tattoo she had/has on the wrist (she has a tattoo SOMEWHERE on her personage, as I remember!) And did she REALLY say that, I presume in relation to the Moppy-haired one?

TRAINER: An all-too-frequently used term recently, testiment to JJ's increasingly fragile body, that needs some moppy TLC.

Becky: Was that the tattoo she had/has on the wrist (she has a tattoo SOMEWHERE on her personage, as I remember!) And did she REALLY say that, I presume in relation to the Moppy-haired one?

TRAINER: An all-too-frequently used term recently, testiment to JJ's increasingly fragile body, that needs some moppy TLC.


Yes she did, I think during an interview at the US Open.

OH.....MY......GOD!!!!!!! :lol:

Richard, she didn't actually say Jamie, Moppy, My good Friend, she just said "he bite it" with lots of giggles

Did she? I was sure it was some insect bite...??

So we need to analyse the definition of the word "HE" !!!! :haha:

Did she? I was sure it was some insect bite...??

It might well have been.

That's who "he" might be referring to.

"Sometimes you have to say no, otherwise you'll really torture your body."

We wait with baited breath...

at the end of the interview when someone asked what was on her arm she says whats written above, stops and giggles. most of the journalists where laughing too.

FED CUP: A phrase that tiggers an automatic reaction in JJ's brain-

I.........MUST...........PLAY.............MUST.... ........PLAY............

no matter HOW fit she is.

btw any footage of "he bite me??" The COMMENT I mean, not the bite!! :lol:

For some reason I can't see the pressers from USO - but that's where it'll be ... one of the earlier matches...

Edit: Just had a look - can't actually see the comment even in the transcribed interviews...

Funnily enough Ros, I've been having a "Jelena" evening. Been watching her USO "having friends, enjoying, MEEP" presser & her at Wimbles - YEAH I KNOW!! :lol:

Lots of kisses, touches, smiles...cheered me up before a long slog this week.

I'll need to search.

GOD she does love him, doesn't she!!! :lol:

You know mate - that's sooooo strange... after reading the transcribed USO interviews, I had to go look at that montage I posted of their interviews!!!

@ Sarah... is there anyway/anywhere where that "having fun/enjoying" presser can be captured? Before IBM consigns it to some cyber dustbin, which I'm sure is gonna be soon as the teams start to rattle to organise the rest of the Slams?

its on the US Open website look under audio/visual day three
it starts with the question and answer
interviewer: ever considered playing with ana
JJ: Who?
Interviewer: Ivanovic
JJ: ....oh..NO

its on the US Open website look under audio/visual day three
it starts with the question and answer
interviewer: ever considered playing with ana
JJ: Who?
Interviewer: Ivanovic
JJ: ....oh..NO

I must be blind 'cos i can't see it - any chance you can post in the link?

Thank becky, but I can't see it either. Maybe it's been removed?

i have just watched it myself.

i will try with the link

http://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/interviews/20070829.html

@ Sarah... is there anyway/anywhere where that "having fun/enjoying" presser can be captured? Before IBM consigns it to some cyber dustbin, which I'm sure is gonna be soon as the teams start to rattle to organise the rest of the Slams?

I imagine so. I may even have grabbed it before. I'll go have a look :)

nooooo wrong one wait..

http://www.usopen.org/en_US/interactive/console/mflash.html?targetLink=/media/video/INT_Jelena.Jankovic_082707v2_480x360

then look at they side tool bar and scroll down
should say jelena jankovic interview day three
wearing a red top
it is about 8 minutes long with some hating towards ana ( which made me laugh) and the bite bit is at the end

Cheers! :D

Ros, here's the link - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Y17VM8IX

It should work in flv player.

"I dunno who knows who bite it"*giggle meep squeeeee* :rolls:

Thanks guys for the links and the upload - I'll get that later!

Watched it just now... ohhhh sweeeeeet!

Ros, I see a reply at 8.19am from you on this 'ere thread, but I dunno what you say!! :lol:

What you say????

:confused:

Just said ta for the links and the upload link...

I managed to watch that clip back - ohhh it does look like she's all wibbly over something...

OK it's come up now, my reply must have triggered your reply earlier appearing???????

OH I DON'T KNOW!!!!!! :lol:

Anyway, yup I wondered what - WHO - she was thinking of when she said that? :angel:

then look at they side tool bar and scroll down
should say jelena jankovic interview day three
wearing a red top
it is about 8 minutes long with some hating towards ana ( which made me laugh) and the bite bit is at the end

Strange, I blocked out her comments about the "new" spy she had to find out about her unknown opposition. Obviously he's no better now (or she let him go) because she had no idea who the hell Casey Dellacqua was :lol: Let's face it folks, this definition says it all...

winging it: The default state of tennis star Jelena Jankovic.

:lol:

NEMANJA: Hmm, some debate over the meaning of this one.

i. the on-off-on-off-on boyf of our favourite
ii. her tennis racquets carrier
iii. male cheerleader
iv. just a friend (as opposed to the GOOD friends status of the Mopster)

YOU choose!!! :lol:

He is a long time friend of the whole Jankovic family.

Said with CONVICTION Michael, that's what I LIKE! :yeah:

I've been doing a bit of research from the original 2006 thread when he was her boyf
http://www.wtaworld.com/showpost.php?p=9074263&postcount=1

And here's the company that he works at/is a manager of a bit of...
http://www.magnaplate.com/

Sooo... I think we need to add to that list of definitions ... that he's now a manager of a department that presumably watches paint dry??
:devil:

AMELIORATE: :shrug:

AMELIORATE: :shrug:

All I can guess is that the hotel decided to include word-of-the-day toilet paper in the bathrooms just in case the guests succumbed to the richness of the food... :D

My actual hypothesis is that she wanted a fancy way to say "improve" and "ameliorate" was the first selection in the list her Microsoft Word thesaurus gave her. :D

My SATARATHAURUS has kindly provided me with the meaning! :lol:

:haha:
I saw that and realised - are you calling me some kind of dinosaur??? Just 'cos I told you it's my birthday soon???

I'll thank you for an Ashes to Ashes soundtrack as penance, and... y'know... a present! :lol:

The History of the Dinosaur is out this week...:devil:

:haha:
I saw that and realised - are you calling me some kind of dinosaur??? Just 'cos I told you it's my birthday soon???

No no, honey. A dinosaur would be a Satarasaurus. :lol:

SATARASAURUS: Fast-moving, friendly, athletic dinosaur, believed to originate from Mauritius...or Kingston. :lol: Planteater, esp. at picnics.

No no, honey. A dinosaur would be a Satarasaurus. :lol:

Well sweetie - I did say I had to double-check :haha: - dang it all... the damn eyes are going!!!

Anyway
Ameliorate - I had to go check it didn't mean "do an Amelie and shock the fuck out of the tennis following public by beating Justine at Wimbledon!
God bless the Oxford English dictionary, eh! ;)

Damn eyes going...that's DETERiorate, Ros...;)

Oh Rich... Rich... Dickie, dahhhhhhhling... and we were SOOOOO nice to you on your birfday!!!! Cake and Kuzzy slippers and everything :rolls:

don't call me dickie rosida...

OR I BECOME A ROARING VICIOUS T.REX!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
:kiss:

:haha:
OK sweetie - deal!! but this banter... best frickin' laugh I've had ALL damn day!!! :kiss:

Actually I 'm probably more one of those Plodosaurus thingies...the ones that are about 50ft tall but just eat leaves :eek:

THIS Plodosaurus prefers pie & chips...:lol:

Ameliorate= fancy word JJ uses to makes us go "her vocabulary is great" and forget about how she's been crappy at everything else(i.e tennis, scheduling, getting from point a to b...)

Ameliorate= fancy word JJ uses to makes us go "her vocabulary is great" and forget about how she's been crappy at everything else(i.e tennis, scheduling, getting from point a to b...)


Do we know if she actually found California, and if she did, has she found her hotel.:D:lol:

She's probably in Outer Mongolia because her shuttle bus took her to the wrong terminal. It's the sort of thing that could only happen to Jelena ;)

Bump?

Must have been something worthy of this dictionary that she's said over the past year. Can't think of anything at the moment. :scratch:

"Can't even go to the bathroom! *giggles*" = I'm the goat and should be allowed to pee whenever I need to go. (after the USO 2008 final)