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RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 12:17 PM
Very simple game... very simple rules...

Each poster has a maximum of 15 words to set up a story/locker room confrontation style encounter for upcoming JJ tourneys...

Next poster picks up the story... and remember maximum 15 words per post


So to start

>>>
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
>>>

Ian Aberdon
Dec 17th, 2007, 12:19 PM
Ros, that's 11 words/numbers for a start!! :haha:

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 12:22 PM
Ros, that's 11 words/numbers for a start!! :haha:

and I knew that but sent before changing!!!
OK - 15 words max!!!

Ian Aberdon
Dec 17th, 2007, 12:27 PM
>>>
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
>>>

(15 words, Rozzie, count 'em!!! :devil:)

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 12:29 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
>>>
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
>>>

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 12:42 PM
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 12:45 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
>>>
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
>>>

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 12:51 PM
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 12:53 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
>>>
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
>>>

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 12:56 PM
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 12:59 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
>>>
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
>>>

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:02 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
>>>
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
>>>

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:05 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!

JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:11 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?

Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.

Ian Aberdon
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:13 PM
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:14 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.

JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:18 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!

Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:21 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:23 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade

JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:26 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade
JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!
Nole wonders how he can use the bananas in some new impersonations...

Michael27
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:27 PM
JJ: And anyway Moppy is taking care of me now.

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:34 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade
JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!
Nole wonders how he can use the bananas in some new impersonations..
JJ: And anyway Moppy is taking care of me now.

Nole: Oh is he throwing bananas at you now??

Ian Aberdon
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:36 PM
Amelie/Sveta: Who's Moppy???

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:36 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade
JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!
Nole wonders how he can use the bananas in some new impersonations..
JJ: And anyway Moppy is taking care of me now.
Nole: Oh is he throwing bananas at you now??
Amelie/Sveta: Who's Moppy???
JJ: Why would he throw them at me? That's Sanchez you're thinking about!

Michael27
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:38 PM
Nole: Ahh, he's the guy you would rather play with instead of me.

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:39 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade
JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!
Nole wonders how he can use the bananas in some new impersonations..
JJ: And anyway Moppy is taking care of me now.
Nole: Oh is he throwing bananas at you now??
JJ: Why would he throw them at me? That's Sanchez you're thinking about!
Amelie/Sveta: Who's Moppy???
Nole: Ahh, he's the guy you would rather play with instead of me.

JJ: He's one of the guys I'm dating. Can't choose right now!

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:39 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade
JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!
Nole wonders how he can use the bananas in some new impersonations..
JJ: And anyway Moppy is taking care of me now.
Nole: Oh is he throwing bananas at you now??
Amelie/Sveta: Who's Moppy???
JJ: Why would he throw them at me? That's Sanchez you're thinking about!
Nole: Ahh, he's the guy you would rather play with instead of me.
JJ: He's one of the guys I'm dating. Can't choose right now!
Amelie/Sveta: Just a sec... what does he have that we haven't?

Michael27
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:54 PM
JJ: A number of things, but curly hair comes to mind.

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 01:55 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade
JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!
Nole wonders how he can use the bananas in some new impersonations..
JJ: And anyway Moppy is taking care of me now.
Nole: Oh is he throwing bananas at you now??
Amelie/Sveta: Who's Moppy???
JJ: Why would he throw them at me? That's Sanchez you're thinking about!
Nole: Ahh, he's the guy you would rather play with instead of me.
JJ: He's one of the guys I'm dating. Can't choose right now!
Amelie/Sveta: Just a sec... what does he have that we haven't?
JJ: A number of things, but curly hair comes to mind.

Nole: Don't go there you 2, lets have that picnic!

Ian Aberdon
Dec 17th, 2007, 02:04 PM
Nole: Are you wearing that little black number, or the long mona dress?

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 02:07 PM
OK you've got to explain that one to me Rich :lol:

Michael27
Dec 17th, 2007, 02:08 PM
JJ: No I'm thinking of wearing that Pink dress again.

Ian Aberdon
Dec 17th, 2007, 02:10 PM
{I think Nole knows!!}

Michael27
Dec 17th, 2007, 02:41 PM
JJ: If we are going on a picnic Nole can I wear my high heals? Please

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 02:56 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade
JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!
Nole wonders how he can use the bananas in some new impersonations..
JJ: And anyway Moppy is taking care of me now.
Nole: Oh is he throwing bananas at you now??
Amelie/Sveta: Who's Moppy???
JJ: Why would he throw them at me? That's Sanchez you're thinking about!
Nole: Ahh, he's the guy you would rather play with instead of me.
JJ: He's one of the guys I'm dating. Can't choose right now!
Amelie/Sveta: Just a sec... what does he have that we haven't?
JJ: A number of things, but curly hair comes to mind.
Nole: Don't go there you 2, lets have that picnic!
Nole: Are you wearing that little black number, or the long mona dress?
JJ: No I'm thinking of wearing that Pink dress again.
JJ: If we are going on a picnic Nole can I wear my high heals? Please
Nole: Enough with the thought of food... tennis practice, woman!

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 02:58 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade
JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!
Nole wonders how he can use the bananas in some new impersonations..
JJ: And anyway Moppy is taking care of me now.
Nole: Oh is he throwing bananas at you now??
Amelie/Sveta: Who's Moppy???
JJ: Why would he throw them at me? That's Sanchez you're thinking about!
Nole: Ahh, he's the guy you would rather play with instead of me.
JJ: He's one of the guys I'm dating. Can't choose right now!
Amelie/Sveta: Just a sec... what does he have that we haven't?
JJ: A number of things, but curly hair comes to mind.
Nole: Don't go there you 2, lets have that picnic!
Nole: Are you wearing that little black number, or the long mona dress?
JJ: No I'm thinking of wearing that Pink dress again.
JJ: If we are going on a picnic Nole can I wear my high heals? Please
Nole: Enough with the thought of food... tennis practice, woman!

JJ: Who do you think I am - Bartoli. Bad boy Nole, bad!

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 03:06 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade
JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!
Nole wonders how he can use the bananas in some new impersonations..
JJ: And anyway Moppy is taking care of me now.
Nole: Oh is he throwing bananas at you now??
Amelie/Sveta: Who's Moppy???
JJ: Why would he throw them at me? That's Sanchez you're thinking about!
Nole: Ahh, he's the guy you would rather play with instead of me.
JJ: He's one of the guys I'm dating. Can't choose right now!
Amelie/Sveta: Just a sec... what does he have that we haven't?
JJ: A number of things, but curly hair comes to mind.
Nole: Don't go there you 2, lets have that picnic!
Nole: Are you wearing that little black number, or the long mona dress?
JJ: No I'm thinking of wearing that Pink dress again.
JJ: If we are going on a picnic Nole can I wear my high heals? Please
Nole: Enough with the thought of food... tennis practice, woman!
JJ: Who do you think I am - Bartoli. Bad boy Nole, bad!
Just then Alicia Molik comes waltzing (matilda) by...

Ian Aberdon
Dec 17th, 2007, 03:09 PM
G'day JJ, says Alice, remember me?

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 03:16 PM
JJ: How could I forget? {the MxD Title was revenge for a double bagel}

Ian Aberdon
Dec 17th, 2007, 04:23 PM
Alice: Who WAS that curly, mop-haired person that won the Wimbledon title with you?

Michael27
Dec 17th, 2007, 04:38 PM
JJ: That was Moppy Stretch. Booty introduced us last March in Miami.

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 05:01 PM
Alicia: I'm thinking of snaffling him from Liezel for the AO this year...

Michael27
Dec 17th, 2007, 05:07 PM
JJ: I might want to play with him. I haven't made up my mind yet. It depends how I feel after the Hopman Cup and Sydney.

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 05:07 PM
Umm - 15 words max...???
(PS - Clue's in the title of the thread :lol:)

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 05:11 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade
JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!
Nole wonders how he can use the bananas in some new impersonations..
JJ: And anyway Moppy is taking care of me now.
Nole: Oh is he throwing bananas at you now??
Amelie/Sveta: Who's Moppy???
JJ: Why would he throw them at me? That's Sanchez you're thinking about!
Nole: Ahh, he's the guy you would rather play with instead of me.
JJ: He's one of the guys I'm dating. Can't choose right now!
Amelie/Sveta: Just a sec... what does he have that we haven't?
JJ: A number of things, but curly hair comes to mind.
Nole: Don't go there you 2, lets have that picnic!
Nole: Are you wearing that little black number, or the long mona dress?
JJ: No I'm thinking of wearing that Pink dress again.
JJ: If we are going on a picnic Nole can I wear my high heals? Please
Nole: Enough with the thought of food... tennis practice, woman!
JJ: Who do you think I am - Bartoli. Bad boy Nole, bad!
Just then Alicia Molik comes waltzing (matilda) by...
G'day JJ, says Alice, remember me?
JJ: How could I forget? {the MxD Title was revenge for a double bagel}
Alice: Who WAS that curly, mop-haired person that won the Wimbledon title with you?
JJ: That was Moppy Stretch. Booty introduced us last March in Miami.
Alicia: I'm thinking of snaffling him from Liezel for the AO this year...
JJ: I might want to play with him. I haven't made up my mind yet.
Recap of story so far!!!

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 05:12 PM
Alicia: Well he's proved he ain't a guy to wait around; you'd better be quick!

Michael27
Dec 17th, 2007, 05:15 PM
Umm - 15 words max...???
(PS - Clue's in the title of the thread :lol:)


I got carried away. I blame JJ and JM, they get you in a tiss.
Didn't Kevin Day feel the same way after standing behind them for a few minutes.

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 06:30 PM
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade
JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!
Nole wonders how he can use the bananas in some new impersonations..
JJ: And anyway Moppy is taking care of me now.
Nole: Oh is he throwing bananas at you now??
Amelie/Sveta: Who's Moppy???
JJ: Why would he throw them at me? That's Sanchez you're thinking about!
Nole: Ahh, he's the guy you would rather play with instead of me.
JJ: He's one of the guys I'm dating. Can't choose right now!
Amelie/Sveta: Just a sec... what does he have that we haven't?
JJ: A number of things, but curly hair comes to mind.
Nole: Don't go there you 2, lets have that picnic!
Nole: Are you wearing that little black number, or the long mona dress?
JJ: No I'm thinking of wearing that Pink dress again.
JJ: If we are going on a picnic Nole can I wear my high heals? Please
Nole: Enough with the thought of food... tennis practice, woman!
JJ: Who do you think I am - Bartoli. Bad boy Nole, bad!
Just then Alicia Molik comes waltzing (matilda) by...
G'day JJ, says Alice, remember me?
JJ: How could I forget? {the MxD Title was revenge for a double bagel}
Alice: Who WAS that curly, mop-haired person that won the Wimbledon title with you?
JJ: That was Moppy Stretch. Booty introduced us last March in Miami.
Alicia: I'm thinking of snaffling him from Liezel for the AO this year...
JJ: I might want to play with him. I haven't made up my mind yet.
Alicia: Well he's proved he ain't a guy to wait around; you'd better be quick!

JJ: Yes, but I'm the one who promised kisses all over to him, remember :hehehe:?

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 06:31 PM
Alicia: But when did you ever give them? I'd come through on THAT promise!

дalex
Dec 17th, 2007, 06:35 PM
JJ: I give them when camera goes off!

RFS
Dec 17th, 2007, 06:37 PM
Alicia: Dammit... and I wanted the younger guy. Must you beat me at EVERYTHING?

RFS
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:29 AM
Along comes the mythical Sanchez - banana super hero... "Come on JJ - serve practice!!"

дalex
Dec 18th, 2007, 09:51 AM
JJ: OK, just don't beat me with bananas again Mr. Sanchez.

ivanban
Dec 18th, 2007, 02:34 PM
Sanchez: But no more powder puff serves, OK?

RFS
Dec 18th, 2007, 02:36 PM
JJ: Well NOW you're just being demanding!! OK OK - more powerful serves

дalex
Dec 18th, 2007, 02:38 PM
JJ(to her chin): Powder puff serve my ass!

RFS
Dec 18th, 2007, 02:40 PM
Sanchez mishearing: You want me to powder puff what now?

дalex
Dec 18th, 2007, 02:53 PM
JJ: You got that all wrong, I need to powder my face before practising Mr.

Edited. Happy now Rozzie sweetie?

RFS
Dec 18th, 2007, 02:54 PM
Tsk Alex - you need to drop a word

Michael27
Dec 18th, 2007, 04:24 PM
JJ: You must be patient, I also need to apply my lip gloss and hairspray

RFS
Dec 18th, 2007, 04:29 PM
Edited. Happy now Rozzie sweetie?

Ecstatic, my darling prince! All kinds of skippety joy joy!

Ian Aberdon
Dec 18th, 2007, 06:53 PM
Amidst the picnic mayhem, Ana Ivanovic bounded in...

RFS
Dec 18th, 2007, 06:58 PM
JJ: Oh for goodness sake, must you muscle in on ALL my time with Nole?

Ian Aberdon
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:29 PM
Ana: Well I saw the crowd, & wanted to tell my swimming pool story again...

RFS
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:31 PM
JJ: Please, for the love of GOD go find one... with lead tennis shoes!

Ian Aberdon
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:40 PM
Ana: That's not nice :bigcry:. Why are we not friends?

Cat123
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:42 PM
(You guys amuse me! :lol: I so need my 2nd fave tennis girly to appear I think...)

JJ giggles to herself, as Tati bounces into the room looking for her cheering squad.

RFS
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:42 PM
(You guys amuse me! :lol: I so need my 2nd fave tennis girly to appear I think...)

JJ giggles to herself, as Tati bounces into the room looking for her cheering squad.

ATTA Girl!!! Welcome to the madness!

RFS
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:42 PM
JJ: Oh please, stop crying me a swimming pool. I feel bad for upsetting you

Ian Aberdon
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:44 PM
Ana: Just because I'm better looking than Jelena. Do you agree, Tati?

Ian Aberdon
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:45 PM
:devil:

Cat123
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:52 PM
(My brain's not working, I can't think of anything appropriately witty that doesn't make Tati sound like a bitch! but can I throw in a request before I go off to watch Spooks? I want Tomas & Lucie to appear suitably loved up?? Look, if Jamie's not there to flirt with JJ...)

RFS
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:53 PM
(My brain's not working, I can't think of anything appropriately witty that doesn't make Tati sound like a bitch! but can I throw in a request before I go off to watch Spooks? I want Tomas & Lucie to appear suitably loved up?? Look, if Jamie's not there to flirt with JJ...)

Oh please - since when has that stopped us! And look how many people have "appeared" who aren't even IN Hopman (ahem...Amelie, Sveta...!)

just remember - 15 words max - and includes things like JJ: if you're doing her speaking...

RFS
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:54 PM
Tati: Well Ana I have to face JJ over the net, so I'm saying nothing...

Cat123
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:57 PM
Nole: I better go do Gael's laundry or he said he'd 'serve where it hurts'...

RFS
Dec 18th, 2007, 07:59 PM
They all turn to look at Nole...

Cat123
Dec 18th, 2007, 09:21 PM
Nole: It's no good looking like that Ana, I hear you've been giving him tips.

RFS
Dec 20th, 2007, 02:23 PM
OK - the finished article... or the story so far... You Decide (In my best Big Brother Narrator Voice!)
It was 12 days before the start of Hopman Cup
Jelena was sipping from a bottle of water given to her by her mum Sneki
Nole came along practicing his Rafa Wedgie impersonation
Jeca said: "Hey Nole can you teach me do that with my yellow knickers?"
Nole: Sure but this time chick, remember to wear them when you come onto court
Jeca: Oh come on, that was a huge hit on youtube, you know?
Nole: And honey that was all kinds of weird, even for you!
Sveta walks in: I saw that, but I wanted to see more (giggles)!
JJ: Um Sveta, honey ... Russia aren't at the Hopman this year!
Sveta: Yeah, Amelie and I just wanted to say hi, but we're not stalking you!
JJ: Um Amelie is here "supporting" France & Tati then I suppose!?
Amelie: I have a bottle of ze champaign, we could have le picnic all together.
Sveta: Well, Amelie actually has a crush on you, but I will be your bodyguard.
JJ: Are you crazy? Last time I had a "picnic" I almost lost a match!!
Sveta: It serves you well for having picnic without us!
Nole: Jeez don't start with that serve... you should have seen her in Belgrade
JJ: Don't worry Nole, you know I brought some bananas with me!
Nole wonders how he can use the bananas in some new impersonations..
JJ: And anyway Moppy is taking care of me now.
Nole: Oh is he throwing bananas at you now??
Amelie/Sveta: Who's Moppy???
JJ: Why would he throw them at me? That's Sanchez you're thinking about!
Nole: Ahh, he's the guy you would rather play with instead of me.
JJ: He's one of the guys I'm dating. Can't choose right now!
Amelie/Sveta: Just a sec... what does he have that we haven't?
JJ: A number of things, but curly hair comes to mind.
Nole: Don't go there you 2, lets have that picnic!
Nole: Are you wearing that little black number, or the long mona dress?
JJ: No I'm thinking of wearing that Pink dress again.
JJ: If we are going on a picnic Nole can I wear my high heals? Please
Nole: Enough with the thought of food... tennis practice, woman!
JJ: Who do you think I am - Bartoli. Bad boy Nole, bad!
Just then Alicia Molik comes waltzing (matilda) by...
G'day JJ, says Alice, remember me?
JJ: How could I forget? {the MxD Title was revenge for a double bagel}
Alice: Who WAS that curly, mop-haired person that won the Wimbledon title with you?
JJ: That was Moppy Stretch. Booty introduced us last March in Miami.
Alicia: I'm thinking of snaffling him from Liezel for the AO this year...
JJ: I might want to play with him. I haven't made up my mind yet.
Alicia: Well he's proved he ain't a guy to wait around; you'd better be quick!
JJ: Yes, but I'm the one who promised kisses all over to him, remember ?
Alicia: But when did you ever give them? I'd come through on THAT promise!
JJ: I give them when camera goes off!
Alicia: Dammit... and I wanted the younger guy. Must you beat me at EVERYTHING?
Along comes the mythical Sanchez - banana super hero... "Come on JJ - serve practice!!"
JJ: OK, just don't beat me with bananas again Mr. Sanchez.
Sanchez: But no more powder puff serves, OK?
JJ: Well NOW you're just being demanding!! OK OK - more powerful serves
JJ(to her chin): Powder puff serve my ass!
Sanchez mishearing: You want me to powder puff what now?
JJ: You got that all wrong, I need to powder my face before practising Mister.
JJ: You must be patient, I also need to apply my lip gloss and hairspray
Amidst the picnic mayhem, Ana Ivanovic bounded in...
JJ: Oh for goodness sake, must you muscle in on ALL my time with Nole?
Ana: Well I saw the crowd, & wanted to tell my swimming pool story again...
JJ: Please, for the love of GOD go find one... with lead tennis shoes!
Ana: That's not nice . Why are we not friends?
JJ giggles to herself, as Tati bounces into the room looking for her cheering squad.
JJ: Oh please, stop crying me a swimming pool. I feel bad for upsetting you
Ana: Just because I'm better looking than Jelena. Do you agree, Tati?
Tati: Well Ana I have to face JJ over the net, so I'm saying nothing...
Nole: I better go do Gael's laundry or he said he'd 'serve where it hurts'...
They all turn to look at Nole...
Nole: It's no good looking like that Ana, I hear you've been giving him tips.

RFS
Dec 30th, 2007, 07:51 PM
It was Day 1 of the Hopman Cup...JJ walked out to her first match...

ivanban
Dec 30th, 2007, 08:38 PM
JJ: "I hope I won't start match with a double fault :o"

RFS
Dec 31st, 2007, 09:19 AM
The match starts... JJ just about remembers which way round to hold the racquet

Ian Aberdon
Dec 31st, 2007, 10:22 AM
...the line & net court judges run for cover...

RFS
Dec 31st, 2007, 10:26 AM
she stops to have a bit of a picnic...

ivanban
Dec 31st, 2007, 11:23 AM
...a really strange picnic considering that H.Cup is held indoors

RFS
Dec 31st, 2007, 11:26 AM
But that made no difference to JJ who didn't know who her competitor was!!!

дalex
Jan 2nd, 2008, 03:58 PM
And then all of a sudden she started sweating like there's no tomorrow.