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orinocoy
Nov 14th, 2007, 04:28 PM
It was an entertaining year with JJ. How about a little award contest like the Academy Award in Hollywood. Let's think about categories and then nominate JJ's "contributions" to these categories.

I start with "Funniest Scene" and I nominate:
- Changing underwear on court (French Open)
- Crashing into the Sony-Ericsson-Box (Stuttgart)

:D

Ian Aberdon
Nov 14th, 2007, 04:39 PM
BEST ROMANTIC SCENE:

Well.............................................. .........................

:D

redsonja
Nov 14th, 2007, 04:39 PM
But the French Open incident was from 2006. :)

Anyone else who's heard the Wimbledon press conferences...
Best Double Entendre from a Non-Native Speaker: "It's a great game. That we're playing."

And you know she did it on purpose, too, because then she completely lost it. :lol:

дalex
Nov 14th, 2007, 04:45 PM
Funniest Scene
"A moment with a ballboy" - Wimby

RFS
Nov 14th, 2007, 06:23 PM
OK so if changing undies on court doesn't get "Most Bizarre Jj Behaviour" - what about... calling out the trainer to provide a medical timeout on her shoe... first match of the USO?

RFS
Nov 14th, 2007, 06:24 PM
But the French Open incident was from 2006. :)

Anyone else who's heard the Wimbledon press conferences...
Best Double Entendre from a Non-Native Speaker: "It's a great game. That we're playing."

And you know she did it on purpose, too, because then she completely lost it. :lol:

Amen to that - again hearing it, rather than reading the transcript and I so get what you mean...

Michael27
Nov 14th, 2007, 06:38 PM
I remember it well. I thought at the time "what does she mean" as if I didn't realise.

Michael27
Nov 14th, 2007, 06:40 PM
I thought her asking the umpire for some hairspray was pretty near the top

Just Do It
Nov 14th, 2007, 07:14 PM
The bitchiest moment ; Patty Schnyder slapping Daniela's hand and Patty's husband kicking Daniela's bottles :banana:

Cat123
Nov 14th, 2007, 07:24 PM
Everyone's always talking about that and I've not seen it! Is there a video anywhere?

redsonja
Nov 14th, 2007, 07:29 PM
There definitely is. I'm at work, so I can't look it up right now, but I'd imagine that if you ran a YouTube search for "Patty Schnyder" and sorted by date added, it would be pretty easy to find. :lol:

Just Do It
Nov 14th, 2007, 07:33 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/Patty+Schnyder/video/x3306g_dani-schnyder-after-the-match_sport

Patty :bowdown:

Cat123
Nov 14th, 2007, 07:53 PM
Ta. Don't you bow to Patty! :P

RFS
Nov 14th, 2007, 09:08 PM
Oh Oh - I don't even know WHAT category to put this in - Clutziest JJ moment - when she clouted that ball in a huff and it (almost??) hit Linsday D (Beijing, I think?!)...

That was class JJ!

Cat123
Nov 14th, 2007, 09:27 PM
I'm trying to figure out what catagory to create for the "Don't just sit there to sit there"/"You're sleeping" umpire incident? :help:

How about just "Most memorable moment from a match with Lindsay within 2 weeks of each other"??? Two very very strong contenders I feel...

Michael27
Nov 14th, 2007, 09:37 PM
Is that the incident where she moaned at Mum and the spectators that the umpire does not know the rules?

Cat123
Nov 14th, 2007, 09:43 PM
Indeed. There was an article about that incident. Seems the umpire missed a call and he moaned a bit and let it go, then the same thing happened again and she let rip! Seems like the crowd were on her side too!

All very well and good, and quite entertaining at the time. But really, honey, keep a lid on it in the future. Just chill :) Get revenge by winning :devil:

RFS
Nov 15th, 2007, 08:34 AM
OK - so we have "Best Interaction with Umpire" with several contenders...
Don't just sit there to sit there
You're sleeping
Hairspray.... (oh that makes me chuckle out loud every time I think about it!!!

Did y'all notice that Alison Lang had the look of an indulgent parent on JJ's last YEC match when she handed her a batch of tissues... it's almost like she came prepared for any/all JJ related emergencies!

Michael27
Nov 15th, 2007, 09:09 AM
OK - so we have "Best Interaction with Umpire" with several contenders...
Don't just sit there to sit there
You're sleeping
Hairspray.... (oh that makes me chuckle out loud every time I think about it!!!

Did y'all notice that Alison Lang had the look of an indulgent parent on JJ's last YEC match when she handed her a batch of tissues... it's almost like she came prepared for any/all JJ related emergencies!

You're right Ros. I had forgotten that. I'm was amazed she didn't have any tissues, when she has a streaming cold.

But we are talking Jelena. She was worrying about her shoes, hairspray and lipgloss.

redsonja
Nov 15th, 2007, 07:48 PM
Did y'all notice that Alison Lang had the look of an indulgent parent on JJ's last YEC match when she handed her a batch of tissues... it's almost like she came prepared for any/all JJ related emergencies!

"Indulgent parent" is the perfect description. She probably also had cough drops, hairspray, a comb, shoe glue, and a case of 9 shades of Smashbox lip gloss. Just to be fair, I hope she also brought snacks for Marion.

Ian Aberdon
Nov 15th, 2007, 07:50 PM
Snacks for Marion? She'd need a bigger ump's chair. :devil:

orangesky
Nov 16th, 2007, 10:58 PM
there was another "incident" in the match with davenport at the china open - didn't she throw the ball in anger after losing a game and it hit davenport on the head? that was so funny and davenport really wasn't happy at the end :lol:

iheartjelenaj
Nov 23rd, 2007, 07:03 PM
these moments seem really funny, like the wimbledon interview one, and any of the lindsay incidnets. are there any videos of them?

redsonja
Nov 23rd, 2007, 07:27 PM
There's definitely video of the Davenport match somewhere, but not clips of Lindsay complaining to the umpire that "we're professionals, there's no room to be behaving like children" and the umpire being sort of :rolleyes:. :lol:

schorsch
Nov 23rd, 2007, 08:38 PM
Hmm, I think we can write a bulky book with all the incidents at the end of JJ's career...

Wimbledon "mascara incident"

Stuttgart (I think) "bad call get me the supervisor"
I was really in agony back then, coz if you say something extreme to him/her the match can be over for you in seconds...

Sexiest moment: Zürich JJ stretching like this http://dalotel.viabloga.com/images/EQ_photos_ass_isch_4_5.jpg
with me standing a few meters behind her :drool: ;)