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doni1212
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:01 AM
You asked for it....so I'm giving it to you. With no mercy, :devil:

Setting: WTA and ATP tour post party for the 2007 season at Larry Scott's house.

Scene 1
Womens restroom on the second floor


Venus: Girls, we sure are looking sexy tonight in our freakum dresses.
Serena: I know, I'm ready for the guys! Jackie and I are on a break, and I can use some loving tonight. Where you at fellas? Haha...
Svetlana: Haha, bring on the ladies.
*All three laugh

All of the sudden there is the sound of puking from one of stalls behind them. They all turn around as the stall door opens....

Svetlana: Oh my gosh, Daniela, are you ok?
Daniela: Yes, I'm fine. I just lost another five pounds so I'm feeling real ready to party tonight!!
Serena: Are you sure that is healthy? I find its easier to work off what I eat, not throw it up.
Daniela: And thats why you look the way you do. (with her evil smirk)
Serena: And thats why I have 8 grandslams while you have none. *Serena and Venus laugh and high five

V&S leave the restroom

Daniela: And what are you looking at?
Svetlana: Nothing attractive, thats for sure.

Svetlana laughs and leaves as well.
Daniela looks at her body in the mirror and goes back into the bathroom stall.

Meanwhile, the main bathroom door opens again. Maria Sharapova walks in, looks around and sees an empty bathroom. (She doesn't see or hear Daniela in the stall)
She exits and comes back in with Larry Scott.

Maria: Larry, you know I love you so much baby. We haven't fought this much since Miami and London, when you gave me those horrid draws. I don't want you to be mad at me any more. I promise I'll be louder and do those things I know you like.

Maria rubs up against Larry

Larry: Baby, I may not be able to manage to give you easier draws in the grand slams. I know we came up with that shoulder excuse but your ranking is dropping faster than Hantuchova's pounds. I just don't know if I can do it anymore.

Maria: I can make it worth your while.

Maria winks

Larry: Well, maybe I can manage.

Larry starts to unbutton his pants. Maria is on her knees when all of a sudden the door starts opening. Larry ducks into a bathroom stall as Maria looks up to see......

:devil:

IceHock
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:05 AM
the only thing you tried to do there doni was make me upset by dissing daniela and it didnt work, it wasnt funny, it sucked, miffedmax is still better.

LudwigDvorak
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:06 AM
Wow, that's terrible. I really did expect better, for some reason.

NyCPsU
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:16 AM
:unsure:

what were you going for here? humor? i hope not...

lightningquick
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:22 AM
Grade: F

taddict
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:25 AM
Grade: F

:tape: I agree and that's being generous.

doni1212
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:26 AM
Haters, :lol:

Princeza
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:26 AM
So actually, that's you being funny? :spit:
Poor girl.

lightningquick
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:29 AM
I don't know about you I am just honest. I am not a fan of dani, but I can say she is a very pretty girl, most guys would love to date her. Making fun of a player especially if you are not perfect yourself is never funny. That's why I thought it deserved an F.

NyCPsU
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:37 AM
oh it had nothing to do with me being a dani fan. it just wasnt funny. the maria bit was :help: and i cant stand her ;)

doni1212
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:39 AM
I don't know about you I am just honest. I am not a fan of dani, but I can say she is a very pretty girl, most guys would love to date her. Making fun of a player especially if you are not perfect yourself is never funny. That's why I thought it deserved an F.

And for example, what's the difference, :rolleyes: ?

MOMMY VERA (FROM INSIDE THE BMW)

Don’t be ridiculous, useless daughter. It is clear that you and Serena are both washed up. Beating aged, injured, out-of-practice McDonald’s scarfing American is proof of nothing. That, and you have some nerve, hiring new coach instead of I, who labored for hours to bring your empty head into this world.”


MV:
No more butts! Busy Mother had time to coach only one big-nosed, blonde with all sorts of psychological issues!



You guys take things to seriously. Bet if I would've talked mean about Serena the whole time, you would've loved it.
:lol:

lightningquick
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:41 AM
oh it had nothing to do with me being a dani fan. it just wasnt funny. the maria bit was :help: and i cant stand her ;)

agree, the "article" was just thrashing the girl. well I'm pretty sure dani will never be lacking in the lovelife department. I just adore her face.

IceHock
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:44 AM
[quote=doni1212;11845226]And for example, what's the difference, :rolleyes: ?



You guys take things to seriously. Bet if I would've talked mean about Serena the whole time, you would've loved it.
:lol:[/quote



um no, you make it look like everyone on this board hates serena when they dont, it wouldnt matter who yo crushed in your thing, it wasnt funny.

lightningquick
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:45 AM
And for example, what's the difference, :rolleyes: ?



You guys take things to seriously. Bet if I would've talked mean about Serena the whole time, you would've loved it.
:lol:

and you responded by making a similar thread. okay. it's not that we take things seriously IF what you wrote was actually funny. Look at the responses from the posters.

karimcartoon
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:47 AM
... what the heck? ... "Trashy Love novels"

doni1212
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:48 AM
and you responded by making a similar thread. okay. it's not that we take things seriously IF what you wrote was actually funny. Look at the responses from the posters.

And look at the history and fans of the posters. That's why I'm not taking their commentary seriously or at face value.
But I'm off to bed. We can discuss this in the morning, :wavey:

Dan23
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:48 AM
these things arent funny at the best of times but this one... :help:

taddict
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:50 AM
*brings popcorn, gets comfortable, sits back, watches and :haha: *

IceHock
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:51 AM
And look at the history and fans of the posters. That's why I'm not taking their commentary seriously or at face value.
But I'm off to bed. We can discuss this in the morning, :wavey:



Yah might wanna look at urself cause you always bash daniela,ur so cocky too, you think everything you do is just hilarious and out of tis world.

ZeroSOFInfinity
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:54 AM
If there's an award for "Worst Storywriter in WTAWorld", Doni1212's gonna get it hands down :tape:

Your story suck balls. Don't quit your dayjob (whatever it is)... it will save us the horror of reading your next "misguided" adventures.

Tennisation
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:57 AM
it's a bit too trashy for my sophisticated taste;)

DimaDinosaur
Oct 17th, 2007, 06:13 AM
WOW, I really really had no idea that doni1212 was this pathetic. I almost feel sorry for you, but....quite frankly, you're not worth it. You did make me laugh though.......but not at the story

Junex
Oct 17th, 2007, 06:53 AM
And she had the nerve to bash Max!!!!!!

well.... i guess your use to talk the talk but never the walk.....

dooze to your dreamland.......

taddict
Oct 17th, 2007, 10:51 AM
And she had the nerve to bash Max!!!!!!

well.... i guess your use to talk the talk but never the walk.....

dooze to your dreamland.......

:haha:

friendsita
Oct 17th, 2007, 03:02 PM
You asked for it....so I'm giving it to you. With no mercy, :devil:

Setting: WTA and ATP tour post party for the 2007 season at Larry Scott's house.

Scene 1
Womens restroom on the second floor


Venus: Girls, we sure are looking sexy tonight in our freakum dresses.
Serena: I know, I'm ready for the guys! Jackie and I are on a break, and I can use some loving tonight. Where you at fellas? Haha...
Svetlana: Haha, bring on the ladies.
*All three laugh

All of the sudden there is the sound of puking from one of stalls behind them. They all turn around as the stall door opens....

Svetlana: Oh my gosh, Daniela, are you ok?
Daniela: Yes, I'm fine. I just lost another five pounds so I'm feeling real ready to party tonight!!
Serena: Are you sure that is healthy? I find its easier to work off what I eat, not throw it up.
Daniela: And thats why you look the way you do. (with her evil smirk)
Serena: And thats why I have 8 grandslams while you have none. *Serena and Venus laugh and high five

V&S leave the restroom

Daniela: And what are you looking at?
Svetlana: Nothing attractive, thats for sure.

Svetlana laughs and leaves as well.
Daniela looks at her body in the mirror and goes back into the bathroom stall. :devil:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Kaz
Oct 17th, 2007, 03:05 PM
This is SHITE!

MiffedMax :worship: I love ur story so far :D

friendsita
Oct 17th, 2007, 03:07 PM
:smash: :weirdo: :unsure: :ras: :scared: :ignore: :tape: :help: Meanwhile, the main bathroom door opens again. Maria Sharapova walks in, looks around and sees an empty bathroom. (She doesn't see or hear Daniela in the stall)
She exits and comes back in with Larry Scott.

Maria: Larry, you know I love you so much baby. We haven't fought this much since Miami and London, when you gave me those horrid draws. I don't want you to be mad at me any more. I promise I'll be louder and do those things I know you like.

Maria rubs up against Larry

Larry: Baby, I may not be able to manage to give you easier draws in the grand slams. I know we came up with that shoulder excuse but your ranking is dropping faster than Hantuchova's pounds. I just don't know if I can do it anymore.

Maria: I can make it worth your while.

Maria winks

Larry: Well, maybe I can manage.

Larry starts to unbutton his pants. Maria is on her knees when all of a sudden the door starts opening. Larry ducks into a bathroom stall as Maria looks up to see......

:devil:

SvetaPleaseWin.
Oct 17th, 2007, 03:34 PM
i found it funny :D

tennis_lover89
Oct 17th, 2007, 04:03 PM
doni this story is :tape: :help: :smash: :scratch: :silly: :cuckoo: :shrug: :ignore: :scared: :ras: :unsure: :bolt: ....take your own conclusions

Lulu.
Oct 17th, 2007, 04:15 PM
Some parts were funny. :lol:

doni1212
Oct 17th, 2007, 04:32 PM
New installment coming either tonight or tommorrow!!!! :)

plantman
Oct 17th, 2007, 04:39 PM
I don't know about you I am just honest. I am not a fan of dani, but I can say she is a very pretty girl, most guys would love to date her. Making fun of a player especially if you are not perfect yourself is never funny. That's why I thought it deserved an F.

That about say's it all!:tape:

VivalaSeles
Oct 17th, 2007, 04:42 PM
Somebody is working real hard to be nominated for TWAT 2008.

Donny
Oct 17th, 2007, 04:43 PM
That about say's it all!:tape:

You've never made fun of player before?

IceHock
Oct 17th, 2007, 04:45 PM
You've never made fun of player before?


That's not what he meant.

Kipling
Oct 17th, 2007, 05:30 PM
"1st Annual Halloween WTAworld story by doni1212"

Well, I hope it's fact-based and ends with Serena eating everyone's candy.

homogenius
Oct 17th, 2007, 07:45 PM
Exactly. I don't get the miffedmax hype. His aren't particularly good, either. :o

Anyway, doni, you're obnoxious. Please get banned or just go away.

:worship: Nothing to add

heytennis
Oct 17th, 2007, 08:46 PM
This is terrible.

-VSR-
Oct 17th, 2007, 08:59 PM
"1st Annual Halloween WTAworld story by doni1212"

Well, I hope it's fact-based and ends with Serena eating everyone's candy.

Hilarious. I, also hope it ends with Sharapova putting on some acne cream.

Denise4925
Oct 17th, 2007, 09:15 PM
It wasn't bad and miffedmax is really no better, you guys just accept him and don't like doni. But, in my opinion one is no worse or better than the other. :shrug:

Some parts are clever and some are :rolleyes: just like miffed.

cypher_88
Oct 24th, 2007, 01:22 AM
It wasn't bad and miffedmax is really no better, you guys just accept him and don't like doni. But, in my opinion one is no worse or better than the other. :shrug:

Some parts are clever and some are :rolleyes: just like miffed.

it's not really, really bad.... but it should be a Halloween story:rolleyes: . no suspense, no tension...just Masha preparing to ... & Dani vomiting....:rolleyes:

doni1212
Oct 24th, 2007, 01:36 AM
it's not really, really bad.... but it should be a Halloween story:rolleyes: . no suspense, no tension...just Masha preparing to ... & Dani vomiting....:rolleyes:

Point taken, :yeah:

@Sweet Cleopatra
Oct 24th, 2007, 02:12 AM
you don't respect Masha , I hate your article .

homogenius
Oct 24th, 2007, 09:54 AM
It wasn't bad and miffedmax is really no better, you guys just accept him and don't like doni. But, in my opinion one is no worse or better than the other. :shrug:

Some parts are clever and some are :rolleyes: just like miffed.

clever ?

JPA
Oct 24th, 2007, 10:53 AM
that was beyond stupid and the fact that some ppl think of that as "clever" is very sad.

ZeroSOFInfinity
Oct 24th, 2007, 12:20 PM
New installment coming either tonight or tommorrow!!!! :)

Don't you have homework or assignments to do, kiddo? No wonder your momma's spanking your ass right now for failing your grades... :tape:

rockstar
Oct 24th, 2007, 12:23 PM
one word: noob

Petersmiler
Oct 24th, 2007, 12:27 PM
I think you guys are being mean. There was a couple of funny lines. Like the one about Serena working off what she eats!

meyerpl
Oct 25th, 2007, 04:24 AM
I'm not going to slam the story, after all, humor is subjective and at least you took the initiative to write something. I think you made a mistake by slamming Max's story and setting yourself up for a monkey pile of criticism.

Max has established a reputation for writing stories that are very popular. Part of Max's appeal is that his stories don't come across as mean spirited. He lampoons his own favorite more than any other player. A genuine fondness for the players and their quirks come across in Max's stories. People are generally turned off by humor that seems to have no point other than to be cruel. Max's stories are written to amuse, not deride, and he hits the mark with many posters.

JPA
Oct 25th, 2007, 05:07 AM
Part of Max's appeal is that his stories don't come across as mean spirited. He lampoons his own favorite more than any other player. A genuine fondness for the players and their quirks come across in Max's stories. People are generally turned off by humor that seems to have no point other than to be cruel. Max's stories are written to amuse, not deride, and he hits the mark with many posters.

exactly, couldn't have said it better.

ZeroSOFInfinity
Oct 25th, 2007, 08:02 AM
I'm calling the FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security and the CTU to stop the publication of Doni1212's next installment...

Therefore we will not be having a mass suicide or murder happening tomorrow :tape:

DimaDinosaur
Oct 25th, 2007, 11:49 AM
i think i will write a story too except mine will lampoon everyone equally