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Jul 17th, 2002, 08:39 PM
Those threads on Sanex Boards? That was true gems.. Pity (if) it was lost... Should we run a 1-year anniversary threads on those subjects?;)

the cat
Jul 17th, 2002, 09:38 PM
As Marv Albert would say, yes ys! ;)

I'm glad I printed up a few of my posts and threads from the Sanex board before it went down. It's funny to re-read them and the posters comments! :D

Jul 17th, 2002, 11:32 PM
Look for them in Wertheim's mailbag archive. He stole several of them from us.

Jul 18th, 2002, 12:31 AM
I probably have a full copy of the longest books thread, but none of the shortest, which was the funnier one, it seems to me..

Jul 18th, 2002, 12:33 AM
It's nice to remember some of the truly funny moments from the old board. Reminds me that it wasn't always a bitch-fest.

If we can get them back, then I'd love to laugh at them all over again. If not, let's start it again, but it needs to re-appear in some form.

Jul 18th, 2002, 01:54 AM
here is what I have..:)

TOPIC The World's LONGEST tennis books

rollo posted at July 19,2001 18:13:
What tennis books would be long and heavy, either in pages or titles?
"How I Beat Martina 37 times:a shot by shot recollection, plus tips on how to beat nasty net-rushers", by Chris Evert.
Martina's reply volume: "Kicking Chrissie's *ss MORE than 37 times". Navratilova's 1400 plus singles wins are listed, filling up 100 pages alone.
"Winning on clay by grinding down the enemy", co-authored by Aranxcha Sanchez and Conchita Martinez. As a special bonus EVERY clay court win of ASV and Conchita is listed. The appendix of 100 pages gives geometric diagrams of all the possible clay-court angles.

"The Unedited All-Inclusive Interview Book of Jennifer Capriati", by Jennifer Capriati.
Over 1,000 pages of Capriati gems, complete with every "I know" and "Like" ever spoken.

Seles posted at July 19,2001 18:25:
How To Overcome Adversity - Monica Seles

lance posted at July 19,2001 18:31:
My Complete Listing Of Forehand Winners Stefanie Graf
A shot by shot, match by match recap of every forehand winner that S. Graf has ever hit, starting from the junior circuit.

Julian posted at July 19,2001 18:34:
"My Complete List of Websites" by Anna Kournikova
Perhaps infinite number of websites listed on each page!
:D ;)

Becca posted at July 19,2001 18:49:
Venus Williams' Tennis Fashions
A comprehensive listing of every single different tennis outfit that Venus has ever worn onto court.

janie posted at July 19,2001 19:14:
"My Repetitions", by Chris Evert. In this tome, Chris lists every comment she has ever made while commentating matches on tv; each different comment is a chapter heading. The chapter itself lists the dates and times of every repetition of the same comment.
The chapters are long.

janie posted at July 19,2001 19:16:
"My Boyfriends", by Martina Hingis. Boyfriends listed by height.
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Lelu posted at July 19,2001 19:23:
"My years competing in tennis" by Martina Navratilova
"Winless streak: an open-end story" by Anna Kournikova
"How to turn your kids into tennis champions" by Richard Williams
"The list of obscenities and offenses for tennis" by John McEnroe

kazbeee posted at July 19,2001 19:29:
How to look totally p*ssed off even when your a set to love and 3 breaks up by Lindsay Davenport
I still love you lindsay

f_of_t posted at July 19,2001 19:33:
lol@winless streak-open end story
issue(s) i aroused- richard williams
when i was still chubby- lindsay davenport
good ole times with mom- martina hingis
to lose with a smile- martina hingis
the joy of yellin at linesmen- andre agassi


janie posted at July 19,2001 19:39:
"Girls Just Got to Have Fun", by Natasha Zvereva and Iva Majoli
Stern Postscript by Reformed Fun-maker, Jennifer Capriati

Wayne 2 posted at July 19,2001 23:56:
"The Alleged Physical Ailments That Have Made Us Default/Withdraw from/Lose Tennis Matches During Our Short Careers", by Venus & Serena Williams.
"A Stroke-By-Stroke Analysis of Our 1998 U.S. Open Match", by Amanda Coetzer and Conchita Martinez.
"Embarrassing Events While Inebriated", by Damir Dokic.
"My Neuroses", by Samantha Stevenson.

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Becca posted at July 20,2001 12:03:
"Giving Credit Where Its Due" a complete list of every nice thing Monica Seles has said about every WTA player, past and present.
Presented in chronological order.

rollo posted at July 20,2001 09:40:
:) at Janie. Zvereva IS a fun time girl, especially on the dance floor. LOL at Wayne with the Coetzer-Martinez match :) I actually finished WAR and Peace while they played.

AlexSydney posted at July 20,2001 09:45:
"My Home" by Evonne Goolagong (spell?)

Brian Stewart posted at July 20,2001 10:23:
"Jim Lampley on tennis"
(or anything, for that matter)
"John McEnroe on John McEnroe"
"People who are out to get me"- by Samantha Stevenson
"A tribute to Andy Roddick"- by Jim Courier

janie posted at July 20,2001 10:45:
Amazing how memories of that Coetzer-Martinez match are seared into the brains of all who suffered through it! It will never die, will it! :)

sk posted at July 20,2001 10:52:

"The Great Maureen Connolley" John Barrett

EveCarmen posted at July 20,2001 11:12:
"An in depth guide to hair straightening" by Melanie Molitor
"Inside my Trophy Cabinet"
A step by step analysis of tournament wins
By Martina Navratilova
"All my Aces" By Goran Invanisevic


kazbeee posted at July 20,2001 11:19:
"The art of making sure you look good but never succeeding" by Mary Pierce

Rusty posted at July 20,2001 12:04:
"Winning the love & support of the Roland Garros crowd (if you're not French)" - Steffi Graf ... dedicated to her dear friend Martina Hingis
"How to waste time between points" - Mary Pierce
"Excuses for losing a match" - Serena Williams ;)
"How to stay #1 without winning a grand slam" - Martina Hingis :D


janie posted at July 20,2001 12:10:
"How I Love My Hair" by Anna Kournikova, with a separate chapter devoted to each strand, detailing its highlights, treatments, history, and favorite brushes.

Iva's #1 Fan posted at July 20,2001 12:51:
LMAO! These are hilarious! And also the ones in Waynes' thread!

"The Year My Voice Broke" - by Lleyton Hewitt
"My Mother The Occultist - now with illustrations" - by Alexandra Stevenson"
"How I Turned Losing Into An Art Form" - by Nancy Loeffler-Caro
"All by Myself" by Martina Hingis
"Secrets to Playing Nude - A Collaboration " by Anna Kournikova, Olga Barabanschikova, Barbara Schett & Monique Viele
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" - by Bud Collins
"Its My Party And I'll Invite Who I Want To" - by Jelena Dokic
"434 Different Ways To Frown" by Conchita Martinez
"An Over Priced Fish Called Wanda" by Damir Dokic


sianQuincy posted at July 20,2001 13:01:
'Questioning Line Calls - The definitive Guide' - Arantxa Sanchez-V (ouch, ouch, ouch thats the last on ASV ;))
'Every match I've ever won - A point by point narrative' - Martina Navratilova
'My Favourite Ramblings As Commentator'- Pam Shriver
'Every racket I've smashed - A string by String account' - Goran Ivanisevic
'My Superstitions' - Conchita Martinez
'Ways to wind up the Crowd'- Martina Hingis
Vamos Arantxa!!


Randy Hoffman posted at July 20,2001 13:24:
"My Documented Recollection Of Match Points Saved In The Past 12 Years" - Arantxa Sanchez-Vicario
"It Kept Going And Going - One Moonball's Journey Through Outer Space And Back" - A detailed and photographed true story by Conchita Martinez
"101 Ways To Blow A Lead" - By Jana Novotna
"Sunglasses, Sunglasses, Sunglasses - A Pictorial Of Each Pair I've Ever Worn" - Natasha Zvereva


sianQuincy posted at July 20,2001 13:36:
Randy, I love Arantxa's match points! LOL!!!! It's so true.
'My favourite Grins' - Greg Rusedski
Vamos Arantxa!!

rollo posted at July 20,2001 18:37:
LOL at the Damir book Iva's #1 fan-I almost hit the floor laughing! :)

Wayne 2 posted at July 20,2001 20:08:
LOL, rollo & janie! I watched the first set of that Coetzer/Martinez match, and then said "Enough is Enough!!", turned the TV off, bundled my dog into the car and took her to the beach (two towns away), splashed with her in the surf for awhile, dried her off, stopped for ice cream, got lost on the way home, and when I got back, they were STILL playing!!!!
Also, LOL @ your Kournikova book, janie, and your Martinez book, I1F, and the Novotna book, Randy!! :) I wish I understood the Damir title.... :frown:
"Nervous Tics and Superstitious Rituals", by Monica Seles (circa 1992).

rollo posted at July 20,2001 20:30:
Hey Randy-next time I see Conchi with a lot of energy, I'll remember to call her "energizer Conchita" :) cute title.
Wayne-last year at the US Open Damir Dokic was ejected after an incident in the cafeteria where he didn't went berserk about the price of fish. At least your dog got something out of the Coetzer-Martinez match!
Brian's Courier book :) Does that include all the songs Jim wrote for A-Ros as well Brian?

arn posted at July 21,2001 06:23:
"various reason to withdrew right before a tournament" by Venus and Serena

irma posted at July 21,2001 07:10:
why the world doesn`t want me to be a succesfull tennisplayer by J Dokic.

irma posted at July 21,2001 07:12:
How to watch your love playing a tennismatch by S. Graf forword by K Clijsters and L.Hewitt.
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Venus_Serena Rules posted at July 21,2001 07:16:
"Too tired to win and other lame excuses" by Martina Hingis

liam posted at July 21,2001 07:31:
ode to jen capriati, by chris evert


Iva's #1 Fan posted at July 21,2001 08:37:
Glad u liked it!
LOL! @ the Martinez-Coetzer comments! That match is now part of tennis folklore surely! I remember watching it and one game went for over 20 minutes! Even Mary Carillo was yelling out in the middle of a point "Someone just come to net!" lol!
Randy, I liked your ASV book!
LOL@sianquincy's Rusedski book!
These are hilarious!


liam posted at July 21,2001 09:05:
double faults that i made, by anna k
a point to point recap of the roland garros final 2001, by kim and jen


griffin posted at July 21,2001 09:20:
"Nervous Tics and Superstitious Rituals" should be by Nomar Garciaparra, lol!
"A Few Thoughts" Richard Williams
"More than just Waffles" Kim & Justine
"How to win (sometimes) despite yourself" Amelie

Brian Stewart posted at July 21,2001 11:00:
"A complete list of Madagascan tennis players" by the Madagascan Tennis Federation (each name is a virtual chapter)
"A list of fans who have felt compelled to shout 'Shut the @#%$&% up!' during a tennis telecast"
"A stroke by stroke recount of Vicki Nelson-Dunbar's 1st round win over Jean Hepner at the 1984 Ginny of Richmond"- by Noah Life
(Since the match was over in straight sets, Cliff Drysdale would say Nelson-Dunbar won "easily".)
"Big Points: Stay in the now with the fan's definite guide to tennis announcer clichés"- by Anne E. Fann

rollo posted at July 21,2001 12:42:
like the Richard book Griff :)
OMG Brian, I forgot about that 1984 match. 6 hours of hell over only 2 sets! What a snoozer!


lance posted at July 21,2001 12:48:
"What Did You Say Your Name Was Again, Honey?": A Complete Listing and Bibliography of Adolescent Males Who Have Asked For Anna Kournikova's Autograph

liam posted at July 21,2001 16:32:
diseases i had, by serena williams

adnil posted at July 21,2001 16:34:
lol@that last one :)

Game, Set, and Match posted at July 21,2001 19:53:
'How to blow match points' by Jen Cap
'Guide to women ' by Conchita Martinez
'How to not to hit your 2nd serve' by Martina Hingis.
'How to Control Melanie Molitors hair'

Randy Hoffman posted at July 21,2001 20:48:
"Constipation: A Behind The Scenes Look At What Was REALLY Going On During My Wimbledon Bathroom Break" Serena Williams
"My Career - A Recap Of Each Time I've Announced Retirement" Nathalie Tauziat
"That Time Hy-Boulais Wouldn't Take A Hike - Memories Of A 7-6, 6-7, 17-15 Match From Hell" Chanda Rubin
"The Time It Took To Win My Secind Match Of The Year" Sonya Jeyaseelan


Xan posted at July 21,2001 20:55:
"Matches won in under 50 minutes," by Steffi (I've got a taxi waiting) Graf.
"Boring matches I have sat through," by Melanie Molitor.
"My hundred best tie-breaks," by Pete Sampras.
"Losing my serve," by Martina Hingis and Elena Dementieva.
"Frumpy dresses I have owned," by Nathalie Tauziat, Sandrine Testud and Lindsay Davenport.
"1001 missed smashes," by Amelie Mauresmo and Mary Pierce.
"Opponents I've ***ssed off." by Aranxta Sanchez Vicario.


janie posted at July 21,2001 21:23:
Still funny ones coming!! Keep it up! :D

Holden posted at July 21,2001 21:33:
"The number of winners I have hit" Venus Williams

"How to maintain a #1 ranking without winning a singles grandslam title" Martina Hingis
" A thorough study of Justine Henin's backhand" John Mcenroe


Xan posted at July 21,2001 21:51:
"A thorough study of Alicia Molik's backside," by John McEnroe :)
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Xan posted at July 21,2001 22:07:
"Two hours of moonballs: Opponents I've bored into submission," by Amanda Coetzer and Conchita Martinez.
"The proper timing of shoelace-tieing, racquet-wiping and toilet breaks to best enrage your opponent," by ASV and Rita Grande.
"Breaking the decibel barrier: 1000 best grunts," by Monica Seles, Venus Williams and Elena Bovina.


f_of_t posted at July 21,2001 22:28:
lmao!!! the grunts one was.....WOW


rhz posted at July 22,2001 02:54:
united colors of beads by serena and venus williams ;)

adnil posted at July 22,2001 06:31:
that last one is...original :)

Xan posted at July 22,2001 09:53:
"The bumper book of glares and stares to use on line judges." Lindsay Davenport.

Brian Stewart posted at July 22,2001 12:57:
Hey, Randy, just to show what a sick sense of humor the fates have, guess who Chanda had to face in doubles the very next day?
And Rollo, just imagine if it had gone 3? (The Bataan Death Match.)
I see the creativity keeps rolling in. Keep them coming. :D

sk posted at July 22,2001 13:15:

My Unfulfilled potential by Mirjana Lucic
Why Daddy Knows Best by Jelena Dokic, with a special foreword by Venus and Serena Williams

janie posted at July 29,2001 08:29:
"All My Coaches", by Mary Pierce
GET WELL, CORINA! You are in our hearts every day.

Xan posted at July 29,2001 09:28:
Nice one, Janie! :cool:

janie posted at July 29,2001 12:25:
"Tennis Fans Who Have Worn Out Their Mute Button When I Am On the Air"
by Chris Evert
GET WELL, CORINA! You are in our hearts every day.

Jul 18th, 2002, 02:14 AM
These are absolutley hilarious!!

Jul 18th, 2002, 02:21 AM
some funny stuff here. :D :D thanks for posting ys...:)

Jul 18th, 2002, 02:31 AM
Some of that became perhaps obsolete, but we have some new material since then..

"Choosing the right coach for each tournament", by M. Safin
"The matches in which I didn't try my best", by M. Safin, foreword by Y. Kafelnikov
"Long process of becoming a claycourt specialist", by P. Sampras
"How to get ready to team competitions in tennis", by J. Capriati

Jul 18th, 2002, 02:55 AM
"Excuses for losing a match" - Serena Williams

Suddenly THAT'S the shortest book of them all! Who needs excuses when you never lose!

Jul 18th, 2002, 02:56 AM
"The short process of becoming a claycourt specialist", by S. Williams

Jul 18th, 2002, 03:33 AM
brings back the memories :)

all very funny :)

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 18th, 2002, 03:41 AM
"How to curse on court and get away with it" Jcapp
"Like, uumm, whatever you know, like..." and other words from my vocabulary by Jcapp

"For sure...you too can have an awsome one handed backhand" by Juju

Jul 18th, 2002, 03:48 AM
omg, hilarious!

I remember how much fun those were :)

Crazy Canuck
Jul 18th, 2002, 07:55 AM
My fave of my own for the short ones was :

"Corretja's Guide to Lawn Tennis" which ended up in Wertheim's bag.

Crazy Canuck
Jul 18th, 2002, 07:56 AM
"OFF Court things to think about, while you're ON the court" By Marat Safin :p

Crazy Canuck
Jul 18th, 2002, 07:59 AM
Another short one:

"A Comprehensive Guide to Beating Martina Hingis", by Sandrine Testud ;)

and along the same lines, its only fair that the longest be of the same title and written by either Davenport or Graf.

Brian Stewart
Jul 18th, 2002, 02:16 PM
Ah, a stroll down memory lane. Has anyone checked the internet archive for the shortest books thread? It might be there.

Another long one:
"Just the facts, Ma'am: a comprehensive list of factual errors made in tennis telecasts, articles, and publications"


"They all look alike to me"- a complete list of tennis writers and announcers who have always refered to players in groups ("the Williams sisters", "the Belgians", "the Russians") and never as individuals.

Jul 18th, 2002, 03:53 PM
Grunting for dummies...by Monica Seles

Jul 18th, 2002, 03:54 PM
Moan, groans and line calls...all the things that pisses me off on court...JCapp

Jul 18th, 2002, 04:11 PM
My fave of my own for the short ones was :

"Corretja's Guide to Lawn Tennis" which ended up in Wertheim's bag.

It has lost a bit of actuality in meantime though, thanks to P. Sampras.

Jul 18th, 2002, 07:00 PM
Short one:

"A Complete Compilation of all the Serves I've Hit Over 50MPH" Anika Kapros

Jul 18th, 2002, 07:06 PM
short book:

"All The Grand Slams I Have Won in 2002" by Venus Williams
"How to have success on the ITF circuit" by Nancy Loeffler-Caro and Dewonder Davis

Jul 18th, 2002, 07:16 PM
Short one:

"2nd Round matches I have won" Anna K
"Counting Decimals" J Cap
"Hypochondriac: a definition" Serena

Jul 18th, 2002, 07:22 PM
"How to shut up haters" by Venus and Serena Williams

Jul 18th, 2002, 08:01 PM
Thanks YS:)

Snuffkin said it best IMO-it's nice to remember the "fun times" from the Sanex board.

Jul 18th, 2002, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Vanity
short book:

"All The Grand Slams I Have Won in 2002" by Venus Williams
"How to have success on the ITF circuit" by Nancy Loeffler-Caro and Dewonder Davis

That's real stupid because apart from Serena and Jenn, anyone on the tour can write that very short book...:rolleyes:

auntie janie
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:30 PM
Wow, thanks, ys!! I am laughing out loud AGAIN. :D
I well remember that it was these two threads (shortest & longest books) which first got me addicted to those wta boards. :)

I hope someone can dig up the short book one. In the meantime, here's a couple new entries new World's Shortest Book:

"Best Foot Forward: Making the Most of Your BBC Interview," by Anna Kournikova.

"Happy Memories of Wimbledon 2002," by Pete Sampras


Crazy Canuck
Jul 19th, 2002, 12:27 AM
hehe Janie ;)

ys - Alex has still only one like 7 grass matches or something like that ever :o Robredo has won more than him!

So it has lost a bit, but its still good ;)

Peter M
Jul 19th, 2002, 01:03 AM
Shortest Books...

"Suntanning Tips" by Amy Frazier

"Famous People From my Country" by Anne Kremer

"Deep Thoughts" by Chris Evert

"Closing Out a Match" by Jana Novotna

Jul 19th, 2002, 02:50 AM
Oh. My. God.
How could I forget these threads!! I totally agree with Snuffkin, its great to remember the old boards in a positive way. Because the old board *was* funny and had some great people, some who post on here still and some who no longer do.
I was "sian_quincy" by the way ;) and these book threads were my favourite threads ever. Not quite as funny as the celebs on here mind... ;)

Longest book...how about:
'Virginia Wade's Bouffant Hair look, a 502 Step Guide'

Shortest book:
'Pam Shriver's Style Tips'

Jul 19th, 2002, 02:56 AM
And just to arse lick even more..... SnuffKinRockz
:p :p

Jul 19th, 2002, 02:57 AM
"My brunettes" by M. Safin

Jul 19th, 2002, 03:08 AM
"How to shut up haters" by Venus and Serena Williams

LOL@Daniel_Forever, thats on the best seller long book list!

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 19th, 2002, 03:27 AM
Tips to avoid dark roots...by Serena Williams
Famous F word...J Capp

Jul 19th, 2002, 03:37 AM

"All My Predictions That DIDN'T Come True" by Richard Williams

Jul 19th, 2002, 06:08 AM
Some books that might not be either short nor long...

"40 million reasons to retire" - Martina Hingis
"The Shriek" - Serena Williams
"Over 100 unforced errors for sure" - Justine Henin

Jul 20th, 2002, 03:32 AM
short book:

How to make friends and influence people, by Jennifer Capriati

My favorite is still Deep Thoughts, by Chris Evert. :)

Jul 20th, 2002, 03:38 AM
I think Monica Seles should name her autobiography "Oh Definately" ;)

Jul 20th, 2002, 08:29 AM
These are hilarious!!!! One of the funniest things I've read in a looong time!

shortest book:
"The Fine Art Of Winning A Tennis Match" by miss Venus Williams. (Containing but 3 words: Hit winner. Repeat.)

Longest book:
"The Fine Art Of Winning A Tennis Match: Revised edition" by miss Venus Williams.
(Still containing only those three little words, but as an added bonus, photos {taken by none other than Mr. Richard Williams himself} of Miss Williams hitting every winner she has ever hit)

Jul 20th, 2002, 10:39 AM
these threads were great indeed! :)

I remember the short one was funnier tho :)

Sam L
Jul 20th, 2002, 11:17 AM
LOL these were the best :)

Deep thoughts, Chris Evert (that was just hilarious)

Possible new ones:

"Gentlemen prefer blondes" by Serena Williams :confused:

Jul 20th, 2002, 02:57 PM
LOL, Yes the short ones were great... I remember something about Martina's mom.

"Hair Style Tips" by Melanie M. forward by ______

--something like that I can't remember it was hysterical....

Jul 20th, 2002, 04:05 PM
Shortest Books:

Bra's - by Justine Henin

How to be Interesting - by Tim Henman

Playing tennis quietly - Co written Monica Seles, Serena Williams.

How to be likable - Andy Roddick.

How to stay Healthy - Lindsay Davenport

Tennis - Annabel Croft

Jul 20th, 2002, 04:17 PM
i also remember one

Mommy's experiments with the electrical socket - by martina hingis! LOL

Brian Stewart
Jul 21st, 2002, 04:19 PM
An unfortunate short book:
"An in-depth guide to Fed Cup TV coverage"

Jul 21st, 2002, 04:53 PM

"Winning GS Titles" - Pam Shriver
"Denture Care" -Ann Jones
"Dieting Your Way To Success" - Wendy Turnbull
"Keeping Youthful Skin" - Sue Barker
"Maintaining that Long Career" - Annabel Croft
"Tact" - Martina Navratilova


"Lizard Kung-Fu" - Sandrine Testud ;)
"Looking like Sonia Jackson from EastEnders" - Maggie Maleeva ;)
"Bad Looks I have Known" -Chris Evert
"Get that beanpole Look!" - Meghann Shaughnessy


Jul 21st, 2002, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by ys
"My brunettes" by M. Safin


my suggestion:

"Combining Marriage and Tennis: A Guide to Success" by Pete Sampras :eek:

Jul 22nd, 2002, 01:51 AM
"Combining Marriage and Tennis: A Guide to Success" by Pete Sampras

:), and foreword by A. Agassi..

Valda Lake
Jul 26th, 2002, 06:12 AM
Funny thread...Randy deserves no credit...

Brian Stewart
Jul 26th, 2002, 02:58 PM
It's a good thing I reviewed this topic. I was going to post a short book on Gaby's second serves, but it would be almost identical to Clocker's Kapros book.

"Appearance fees I've turned down"- by Yevgeny Kafelnikov

"My playing shedule for 2003"- by Jelena Dokic
(Subtitle: "The Complete 2003 WTA tournament schedule")

Jul 27th, 2002, 12:57 AM

"Guide to Belgian Cake Shops" by Kim Clijsters.

"101 Annoying Things to do with a Camera" by Richard Williams

"Russian Tennis Hopefuls."


"Tennis Fashion Guide" by Justine Henin and Lindsay Davenport.

"Cultivating Journalists" by Anna Kournikova

"Touch Tennis" by Monica Seles and Mary Pierce.

"Winning Semi-Finals" by Tim Henman.

"Playing on All Surfaces" by Gustavo Kuerten

"Beating Serena" by the WTA

"Nourishing meals I have Eaten" by Meghann Shaughnessy

"Maturity." by Lleyton Hewitt.

"Keeping Your Cool in Hot Situations" by Jennifer Capriati.

Jul 27th, 2002, 09:58 AM

Sam L
Jul 27th, 2002, 10:31 AM

"Controversies we've created" - The Dokic Family

Dec 5th, 2003, 04:08 PM

We're having this topic on the forum of the official Justine / Kim website.
It's hillarious!! A great way to make fun of someone else's fav, but staying funny! (not getting too personal)

Common I need a laugh!!

*thinking* by F. Dewulf
*emotions on court* by V. Williams
*3set matches after which I couldn't play anymore doubles* by KC
*3set matches after which I didn't need reanimation* by JHH
*3set matches* by Anna Kournikova
*how I got in touch with a feminine side* by Amélie Mauresmo
* my photobook* by Richard Williams
*Smilies* by V. Williams
*From Paris, with love* by Serena Willimas (it's fiction ;) )

ps. Feel free to make a fool of your OWN fav for a change

Dec 5th, 2003, 04:09 PM
Oh yes, I stole these from Justine's (official) site ;)

Crazy Canuck
Dec 5th, 2003, 06:38 PM
A long one...

"Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine?" ... by my favourite professional whiner, Juan Carlos Ferrero :p A comprehensive listing of ever single whining episode in his career. Volume 2 will be out later this year :p

Brian Stewart
Dec 6th, 2003, 05:48 AM

"The WTA Injury Report for 2003"

"Who's That Girl?: the many different media (mis)spellings of Chanda Rubin's name"


"Players who have won pro singles matches after their 45th birthday"

"A complete list of US Open fans at Arthur Ashe Stadium before noon"

"Tennis highlights shown on SportsCenter after the US Open ended"

"Short players from the Netherlands"

Dec 6th, 2003, 06:01 AM
"A guide to Drink Orange Juice" By Patty Schnyder