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Cat's Pajamas
Oct 5th, 2007, 04:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU6vIegq7h0

I thought this was a joke at first but :speakles: :spit: :rolls:

I can't believe I never saw/heard about this before! :o

G1Player2
Oct 5th, 2007, 04:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU6vIegq7h0

I thought this was a joke at first but :speakles: :spit: :rolls:

I can't believe I never saw/heard about this before! :o

OMFG :fiery: Why'd you have to post that match. That is one match where I just refuse to watch and have forever etched it form my memory. Shame on you!

friendsita
Oct 5th, 2007, 04:55 AM
jajajajajajajajajajaja!!!!

Wannabeknowitall
Oct 5th, 2007, 04:59 AM
The bad news is that if she shits herself everyone would have known in that bright white Puma dress of hers.

The good new is that if she shits herself it would have probably been the same color as her hair at the time.
Who would have ever guessed that shit could be an accessory. :tape:

Serena's so fashion forward. :lol:

faboozadoo15
Oct 5th, 2007, 05:18 AM
Whata tease, I was expecting some unforseen clip where you could actually see shit stains or hear something :haha:

Jennifer looked BEAUTIFUL in her interview.

cheo23
Oct 5th, 2007, 05:21 AM
Whatever!!! She DID NOT take a dump on the Court!!! She just told The UMPIRE that she had to go TAke a dump, so She ran into the LOCKER ROOM!!!! GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!

Harvs
Oct 5th, 2007, 05:26 AM
ahahaa funny

stickwitju(ju)
Oct 5th, 2007, 06:42 AM
Knowing how uptight (more like backed-up) Americans are about bodily functions, Serena's one of the few players from the USA who I could see taking a shit. I mean, can you even visualize Vania King or Jill Craybas letting a bear out of the woods?

:p

azza
Oct 5th, 2007, 08:05 AM
Bump for the embaresment.

Frode
Oct 5th, 2007, 08:12 AM
If You got to go, You got to go!

What's the big deal.:rolleyes:

rockstar
Oct 5th, 2007, 08:21 AM
:lol: at the 'instant replay'

Wannabeknowitall
Oct 5th, 2007, 08:23 AM
Knowing how uptight (more like backed-up) Americans are about bodily functions, Serena's one of the few players from the USA who I could see taking a shit. I mean, can you even visualize Vania King or Jill Craybas letting a bear out of the woods?

:p

Sadly I can see Lisa Raymond taking a shit.
In fact if this was her instead of Serena, she probably would have pulled down her panties and just done it right there on the most famous tennis court in the world.

nhissan
Oct 5th, 2007, 08:27 AM
this forum is going down the toilet...

gaggleguy
Oct 5th, 2007, 08:40 AM
on the bright side if Serena had crapped herself, Wimbledon might have decided to change its all-white dress policy.. I bet it stunk BAD in that bathroom, doesnt the tournament official have to go in there with her? Foo.

cheo23
Oct 5th, 2007, 08:50 AM
Knowing how uptight (more like backed-up) Americans are about bodily functions, Serena's one of the few players from the USA who I could see taking a shit. I mean, can you even visualize Vania King or Jill Craybas letting a bear out of the woods?

:p

What do you MEAN by uptight?????

Mr_Molik
Oct 5th, 2007, 09:35 AM
hahah nasty

ElusiveChanteuse
Oct 5th, 2007, 09:49 AM
I didn't find this funny.
When Serena was interviewed and I thought she was almost crying but after she said "As you can see..",she laughed suddenly and that was the only :spit: but :confused: part.;)

V-MAC
Oct 5th, 2007, 09:49 AM
I always remember this match ;) Oh the drama :lol:

Ben.
Oct 5th, 2007, 09:58 AM
:lol: :lol: poor serena, well it was best that she did go.

gaggleguy
Oct 5th, 2007, 10:51 AM
anyway you gotta love Serena, its just one more way she has distinguished her self from the rest of the WTA in her career

I dont think that some other players would have handled that situation so well as Serena, imagine Sharapova, shes already so tense, imagine if she was about to crap her self on centr court.. :help:

DA FOREHAND
Oct 5th, 2007, 12:29 PM
What do you MEAN by uptight?????

you're joking right?

compared to most of Europe, Americans are ultra conservative when it comes to the body and it's many functions.:rolleyes: :wavey:

Il Primo!
Oct 5th, 2007, 12:36 PM
:haha: :haha: Serena you're hilarious :spit:

gaggleguy
Oct 5th, 2007, 06:44 PM
compared to most of Europe, Americans are ultra conservative when it comes to the body and it's many functions.:rolleyes: :wavey:




I think to be fair, its only American women, and specificly, white American women who are really uptight about this, not all americans in general

Talula
Oct 5th, 2007, 06:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU6vIegq7h0

I thought this was a joke at first but :speakles: :spit: :rolls:

I can't believe I never saw/heard about this before! :o

If you were as old as I, you would know the W sisters are forever full of the proverbial. I'm 21 by the way!

Brandon85
Oct 5th, 2007, 06:58 PM
jennifer tore serena up that day. williams stood no chance even when she was leading.

Pureracket
Oct 5th, 2007, 07:09 PM
jennifer tore serena up that day. williams stood no chance even when she was leading.Yeah, you're right. Who ended up winning the tourney that year, btw?

Brandon85
Oct 5th, 2007, 07:33 PM
venus did. that was a random question! :)

Lulu.
Oct 5th, 2007, 07:35 PM
Damn, Jennifer is built like a man.

tennis_lover89
Oct 5th, 2007, 07:35 PM
lol! serena is so funny :lol:

Brandon85
Oct 5th, 2007, 07:41 PM
you think jennifer if built like a man!? hahahahaha! look at serena williams. her shoulders and arms are bigger than nadal's! you must be blind fool!

Lulu.
Oct 5th, 2007, 07:49 PM
you think jennifer if built like a man!? hahahahaha! look at serena williams. her shoulders and arms are bigger than nadal's! you must be blind fool!

Serena has curves as well as boobs and plently of ass. Jennifer is flat from the front and back and has a manly chest.

You should get your eyes checked. :)

Bijoux0021
Oct 5th, 2007, 08:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU6vIegq7h0

I thought this was a joke at first but :speakles: :spit: :rolls:

I can't believe I never saw/heard about this before! :o
Obviously, you are very desperate for attention. According to the title of your thread, I thought we were going to see Serena vomit on the tennis court or something.

clementine
Oct 5th, 2007, 09:48 PM
Loved Serena's hair and she moved so much better back then. :yeah:

Having intestinal cramps and diarrhea is no fun, especially when it happens in public and you can't get to the bathroom fast enough. Serena was lucky she didn't crap all over herself in front of everybody like Jimmy Connors did.

If I were a pro player I'd keep a few Depends on hand for just such emergencies.

I think to be fair, its only American women, and specificly, white American women who are really uptight about this, not all americans in general
I fart on your stereotype.

http://s1.tinypic.com/30jqir7_th

#1SteffiGraf#1
Oct 5th, 2007, 09:53 PM
Loved Serena's hair and she moved so much better back then. :yeah:

Having intestinal cramps and diarrhea is no fun, especially when it happens in public and you can't get to the bathroom fast enough. Serena was lucky she didn't crap all over herself in front of everybody like Jimmy Connors did.

If I were a pro player I'd keep a few Depends on hand for just such emergencies.

Why cant they just put a port-o-potty courtside? Fast and easy! :lol:

plantman
Oct 6th, 2007, 03:29 AM
Serena has curves as well as boobs and plently of ass. Jennifer is flat from the front and back and has a manly chest.
You should get your eyes checked. :)

WOW.....Talk about passing around a little hate!!!!!
I'm into manly chest there Melyssa.......and I'm not seeing what you're seeing!:lol: A lot of women would like to have what Jen's packing upstairs.......you too perhaps!:)

Cat's Pajamas
Oct 6th, 2007, 03:36 AM
Obviously, you are very desperate for attention. According to the title of your thread, I thought we were going to see Serena vomit on the tennis court or something.

Maybe if you had half a brain you would see that I titled the thread exactly as the youtube video was titled. :weirdo:

Serena was lucky she didn't crap all over herself in front of everybody like Jimmy Connors did.

Details please?! :eek: :o

brunof
Oct 6th, 2007, 05:34 AM
Shit, I miss Jennifer.

lecciones
Oct 6th, 2007, 04:06 PM
Darn IT WAS FUNNY, but after hearing what Serena had to say you can tell, SHE REALLLLLLY WORKED HARD you can see it in her composure, "and I came home after the French and worked reallll hard...." I felt bad..... She could have won that match, but in any case, HILARIOUS! thanks for the post, never watched this before because oh well, Hingis wasn't here or wasn't on the radar anymore...

Smackie
Oct 6th, 2007, 04:16 PM
Well, not what I expected....damn it! I thought a small one 'escaped' from her pants or something. LOL

She should do a Paula Ratcliffe!

esquímaux
Oct 6th, 2007, 04:22 PM
Well, not what I expected....damn it! I thought a small one 'escaped' from her pants or something. LOL

She should do a Paula Ratcliffe!*DEATH* @ ALL the comments in this thread!!! :haha::haha::haha: You people are a TRIP!!! :haha:

stickwitju(ju)
Oct 9th, 2007, 08:25 AM
What do you MEAN by uptight?????

Uptight as in embarassed, uncomfortable about bodily functions especially taking a dump, excuse me, "doing a #2". :tape:

Esquimaux, another favorite is "dropping the kids off at the pool". ;)

Groenefelder25
Oct 9th, 2007, 09:42 AM
awww you gotta feel for serena a bit. It was clearly causing her problems

Jenin fan
Oct 9th, 2007, 01:17 PM
Whata tease, I was expecting some unforseen clip where you could actually see shit stains or hear something :haha:

Jennifer looked BEAUTIFUL in her interview.

Yeah, I was expecting that too. This thread along with that "players farting on court" thread are still funny though.:lol:
And yeah, Jenn also looked so fit back then, as well. It's weird to see that as she became slightly heavier, she became more defensive on the court.

Mr. Magassi
Oct 9th, 2007, 04:19 PM
Jenn really does look beautiful in the interview... :)

Mr. Magassi
Oct 9th, 2007, 04:21 PM
Serena has curves as well as boobs and plently of ass. Jennifer is flat from the front and back and has a manly chest.

You should get your eyes checked. :)

Jenn maybe small chested (which is fine with me... whatever's natural works, I like Serena's boobs too :) BUT, she is not flat in the back. Jennifer has an ass and great legs too...

Aaron.
May 22nd, 2008, 09:13 AM
:spit:

Mikey.
May 22nd, 2008, 09:25 AM
:lol: Random bump. I always laugh at Jen's interview at the end :haha: Poor Serena :hug:

Aaron.
Jan 2nd, 2009, 12:14 AM
I love serena but this is funny

Ciarán
Jan 2nd, 2009, 12:15 AM
:spit:

Orbis
Jan 2nd, 2009, 12:29 AM
Dump. Errr, I mean Bump.

dave1971
Jan 5th, 2009, 02:55 PM
I remember that. Serena needed to shit BAD. She probably went into that locker room and did a big ol' cowpile.

BTW, who won the match?

faboozadoo15
Jan 5th, 2009, 06:21 PM
I thought we were going to see Serena vomit on the tennis court or something.

:haha:

Bezz
Jan 5th, 2009, 07:13 PM
you have to feel sorry for the wimbledon official who had to hear serena straining. lol

HRHoliviasmith
Jan 5th, 2009, 07:33 PM
I remember that. Serena needed to shit BAD. She probably went into that locker room and did a big ol' cowpile.

BTW, who won the match?

wow, cowpile...that's a new one :lol:

starin
Jan 5th, 2009, 07:35 PM
you have to feel sorry for the wimbledon official who had to hear serena straining. lol

:spit: they have to go into the bathroom w/ Serena?
how awkward.

Bezz
Jan 5th, 2009, 08:07 PM
:spit: they have to go into the bathroom w/ Serena?
how awkward.

I am pretty sure someone has to go with them so they dont get any coaching...or if there stupid enough...take any drugs. :cool:

teo_honey
Jan 6th, 2009, 08:01 AM
I remember that. Serena needed to shit BAD. She probably went into that locker room and did a big ol' cowpile.

BTW, who won the match?

Jennifer won that match. It was the first match I ever saw her play and I started liking tennis and Jen at the same time, so I remember it pretty well. However I don't know how come I can't remember this! :lol: Very funny. Poor Serena, however. No one would like to be in her shoes. Or in her pants. :p

Lindsayfan32
Jan 6th, 2009, 08:36 AM
All this talk of taking dump inspired me to go and take a dump myself. This has to be the crappiest thread on tennis forums at the moment :)