Jordi, get off the computer. You're drunk, go to a bar or something. Being at home while you're drunk, makes me feel sad that you're a lonely drunk.
Sep 15th, 2007, 03:42 AM
omg jess i dr nk at the football gme you bithc ass hah i love u thouh i hope u know and your not even a twat i usjt wish you wuld stop gettng banned sometime
Sep 15th, 2007, 03:54 AM
I don't understand why people drink beer either, it's disgusting.
Sep 15th, 2007, 04:05 AM
its so gros why do we drin it ex;ain
It's amazing, actually.
Drunk posts. :worship: It's too early to be back on the computer, though. :(
Sep 15th, 2007, 04:08 AM
Want a lollipop?
Sep 15th, 2007, 04:39 AM
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make sense buddy? :D
Sep 15th, 2007, 04:58 AM
Victoria Bitter :drool:
Sep 15th, 2007, 05:49 AM
!!nectar of the gods!!
Sep 15th, 2007, 06:20 AM
drunk last night
drunk the night before
gonna get drunk tonight
like i've never been drunk before
'cause when i'm drunk
i'm as happy as can be
'cause i am a member
of the Souse family
now the Souse family
is the best family
that ever came over
from old Germany
singing glorious, glorious
one keg of beer
for the whole of us
glory be they're
no more of us
'cause anyone of us
could drink it all alone
Sep 15th, 2007, 06:22 AM
In Heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.
Sep 15th, 2007, 06:30 AM
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frosty, smooth, and cold,
It's paradise... Pure liquid gold,
Yes beer means many things to me,
that's all for now... I gotta Pee
... side note, when drinking in a crowded pub never wait until the pee mission becomes critical. long lines to the john have embarrassed more than a few.:eek:
Sep 15th, 2007, 06:31 AM
yay jordy your first drunk thread!!! I remember my first but i dont care hey fuck u jesse i was out all night and came home and came hon fadn he prolly did too deck,. sorry you have tno friends lthat want to get drunk with uy.\
beer is so good though, its actually tastes so good once you get used to it! "tommorowmorning/ :woowhoo:
Sep 15th, 2007, 06:40 AM
"Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy."