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Cam'ron Giles
Sep 11th, 2007, 06:57 PM
Your Classmates
> >
> >
> > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
>THINKING,
> > "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD." WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS.
> >
> > MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
>FIRST
> > APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH
BORE
>HIS
> > FULL NAME.
> >
> > SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
SAME
>NAME
> > HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE
THE
>SAME
> > GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM,
>HOWEVER,
> > I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
> >
> > THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO
OLD
>TO
> > HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF
HE
>HAD
> > ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL
> >
> > "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
> >
> > "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
> >
> > HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
> >
> > "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
> >
> > HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD WRINKLED, FAT,
>GRAY,
> > DECREPIT SON-OF-A-B ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

miffedmax
Sep 11th, 2007, 07:37 PM
Yeah, it's shocking how my friends have deteriorated over the years . . .:lol:

Cam'ron Giles
Sep 11th, 2007, 07:38 PM
Yeah, it's shocking how my friends have deteriorated over the years . . .:lol:

:o

Wigglytuff
Sep 11th, 2007, 07:48 PM
wow!!! holy shit!!!

well, well, well wow, well he got his. :lol:

Cam'ron Giles
Sep 11th, 2007, 07:55 PM
wow!!! holy shit!!!

well, well, well wow, well he got his. :lol:

Hi sweety...:wavey:

Wigglytuff
Sep 12th, 2007, 01:50 AM
Hi sweety...:wavey:

how you doing? you missed all the action i had to school my boss. i think people fail to understand that i am no punk. :lol: :lol: the bosses said "We fucked up. All we can do is apologize and offer you money."

Were it not for the fact that I CAN be easily plied with money I would be offended that she assumed I can be easily plied with money.

mykarma
Sep 12th, 2007, 02:32 AM
Your Classmates
> >
> >
> > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
>THINKING,
> > "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD." WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS.
> >
> > MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
>FIRST
> > APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH
BORE
>HIS
> > FULL NAME.
> >
> > SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
SAME
>NAME
> > HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE
THE
>SAME
> > GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM,
>HOWEVER,
> > I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
> >
> > THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO
OLD
>TO
> > HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF
HE
>HAD
> > ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL
> >
> > "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
> >
> > "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
> >
> > HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
> >
> > "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
> >
> > HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD WRINKLED, FAT,
>GRAY,
> > DECREPIT SON-OF-A-B ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
Love it. :lol:

Rocketta
Sep 12th, 2007, 03:45 AM
:lol: That was very funny! :lol:

Maryamator
Sep 12th, 2007, 11:57 AM
:haha: love it

Just Do It
Sep 12th, 2007, 12:08 PM
:rolls: Great

skanky~skanketta
Sep 12th, 2007, 12:23 PM
I'm glad i don't have to worry about that for another 40 years or so. Or maybe never, thanks to botox.

mckyle.
Sep 12th, 2007, 12:23 PM
OHHHHHH EMMMMMMM GEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111


HAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha!!!!11111

YOUR HILERIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Polikarpov
Sep 12th, 2007, 01:29 PM
Hilarious! But it took me three seconds before I got it!

Rocketta
Sep 12th, 2007, 01:31 PM
I'm glad i don't have to worry about that for another 40 years or so. Or maybe never, thanks to botox.

:lol:

don't do it girl......you end up looking preserved. :scared:

Pureracket
Sep 12th, 2007, 01:43 PM
Hilarious!!!!!

Vlad Tepes
Sep 12th, 2007, 01:56 PM
:rolls:

Willam
Sep 12th, 2007, 03:18 PM
really funny :lol:

Vamos.
Sep 12th, 2007, 07:35 PM
OHHHHHH EMMMMMMM GEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111


HAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha!!!!11111

YOUR HILERIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You are the antithesis of funny. Yet you try so hard:hug:

Shuji Shuriken
Sep 12th, 2007, 08:03 PM
Seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You are the antithesis of funny. Yet you try so hard:hug:
You always know when TWAT season is on :lol: :hearts: :bounce:

mckyle.
Sep 12th, 2007, 09:32 PM
Seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You are the antithesis of funny. Yet you try so hard:hug:

Oh.

Vamos.
Sep 12th, 2007, 11:06 PM
Oh.

Again: so far from original/witty/clever/funny. Get a life.

mckyle.
Sep 12th, 2007, 11:24 PM
Again: so far from original/witty/clever/funny. Get a life.

OK?

LeRoy.
Sep 12th, 2007, 11:30 PM
EDL, Are you the previously banned member Perfection or something like that ?

mckyle.
Sep 12th, 2007, 11:42 PM
EDL, Are you the previously banned member Perfection or something like that ?

y'all take this too seriously :help: i'm just being silly :rolleyes:

Ilikebigboobies
Sep 13th, 2007, 07:53 AM
OHHHHHH EMMMMMMM GEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111


HAHAHAHAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha!!!!11111

YOUR HILERIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fully!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111one

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

mckyle.
Sep 13th, 2007, 11:22 AM
Fully!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111one

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

LOLzLOLzLOLzLOLzLOLz

Cam'ron Giles
Sep 13th, 2007, 03:53 PM
You always know when TWAT season is on :lol: :hearts: :bounce:


Dont knock it...thats a great play for LDE...thats what makes her so good at TWAT...she should win next year...:)

Wigglytuff
Sep 13th, 2007, 04:44 PM
EDL, Are you the previously banned member Perfection or something like that ?

lol. i keep saying the admins need to check her/his/its papers because this fool really does sound like the return of a banned member. Perfection sounds like a good pos.

mckyle.
Sep 13th, 2007, 10:53 PM
Oh.

esquímaux
Sep 15th, 2007, 09:55 AM
:hilarity: