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MonikaVeronikaElectronika
Dec 13th, 2001, 03:20 AM
Madonika considers missing Australian Open

After all the controversy Madonika Diva Jahfson created at the Baden Open, many have speculated what she is doing with her time. Well ponder no further, this Diva has thrown herself into making a pornographic film!

"Currently I am filming my first movie, called 'Plump and Juicy'. It is a very classy pornographic film. I started filming the second week of December, and it might take me until the third week of January to finish so I might be missing the Australian Open. But so far I am still in "

The movie, directed by pornographically acclaimed director Harry Cock, is heading directly to video!

"I plan to have a video release party at the Lipton maybe. I am mailing all FWTT a free copy so they can see what the real thing looks like"

As far as the warning she received from the FWTT Player Council, Jahfson just shrugs it off,

"I could care less. They don't scare me, but obviously I do scare them. I don't bother to waste my time with such trash!"

When asked about hurting Selima Valentine's arm in a fight, Jahfson had this to say,

"First of all, she came up to me in the locker room...actually she launched herself at me, screaming and hissing and scratching being the moronic idiot she is! So I let her have it. I slapped her around a few times, and then I picked her up and droped her into the sauna because I figured she needed to lose some weight. I did not intend to hurt her arm, I just wanted to knock some sence into her! About her arm though...not a great loss, she couldn't play tennis anyways!"

As always, Jahfson continues to shock and in many ways she has gotten exactly what she wanted,

"I love it! Everyone is talking about me and totally getting upset over me...I figure if one tennis player can do that to the tour...that's outright pathetic! I LOVE CONTROVERSY BABY!...SPANK ME! And no that's not a line from my new movie!"

[ December 13, 2001: Message edited by: MonikaVeronikaElectronika ]</p>

Adrian
Dec 13th, 2001, 05:48 AM
I wouldn't let it worry you, any council providing judement over players is admirable, one that consists of Gocorimori, is laughable and devoid of any credibility.

Scotso
Dec 13th, 2001, 06:06 AM
Oh fuck you, Adrian.

Adrian
Dec 13th, 2001, 06:11 AM
No thanks, I'm picky about that sort of thing and you don't make the grade.

Scotso
Dec 13th, 2001, 06:13 AM
What the hell is your problem, anyway? I never did anything to you.

Adrian
Dec 13th, 2001, 06:16 AM
You seem to forget pretty quick, something about an apology, an "It's already forgotten" by you, then you stab me in the back the first chance you get in the "adrian writes"..Thread...Sorry if I don't find that amusing. You may have changed your nick, but that is all that has changed.

Scotso
Dec 13th, 2001, 06:27 AM
Stab you in the back? All I said was that I don't think you like me, which is obviously true.

Adrian
Dec 13th, 2001, 06:32 AM
It doesn't really matter what you wrote, the fact you answered in a negative way justifies my thoughts about you, simple as that, like it or lump it.

Sam L
Dec 13th, 2001, 12:36 PM
Hmm... bump! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

MonikaVeronikaElectronika
Dec 14th, 2001, 01:07 AM
Look I really don't care about your little personal fights! Fight about Madonika or GET OUT! LOL!